Sorry for going missing I've been struggling irl

Have this picture of a tiny ghost I made for a class last year to make up for it 🫡

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an egg! it’s hatched!

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it was worm!

Portal I’ve made the composition. I own none of the images

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘈𝘪𝘳 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘌𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸! 🇺🇸

OMG YEAH IT'D BE HEARTBREAKING. Like- a bunch of spartans JUST DIED FIGHTING AGAINST THEM... AND NOW THERES ONES THAT ARE SIDING?? Imagine John hearing about all this and then going back to the memory of watching Griffin die in front of him BECAUSE of the Banished... NO 😭

This is why they shouldn't just let whoever volunteer, because you might get people who'll just switch, just like whats happening now.

"They just destroyed the Infinity and a bunch of people died. *shrugs* Meh, I'm joining" 💀????

The UNSC is in big trouble. BIGGGG trouble.

My honest reaction:

Like 343i, how about we don't head down that road? Okay, y'know what? I'll admit its interesting, but that is also just SAD

The UNSC is in big trouble. BIGGGG trouble.

It makes me happy when they listen

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I really thought it was just a joke wha-

The UNSC is in big trouble. BIGGGG trouble.

CHOOSE YOUR PLAYER ★★★

Tiso and Quirrel

i read somewhere that vikings used to gift new brides kittens and immediately thought of viking!simon and a little kitten

big man with small animal? absolutely yes i’m ovulating

c/w: none

you cannot and will not tell me that he will not pick the scrunkliest kitten known to man. little black scruffy thing tucked into his palms and he just puts it in your lap the day after your wedding. mumbles something about tradition before skulking off

he expects you to dump the thing on someone else, not even give little scruff a name. but to his surprise you’re absolutely in love with this little ball of fur. you don’t go anywhere without it, fashioning a little collar for it and speaking to it as if it were your own child

he doesn’t expect you to be in tears when you tell him that the cat didn’t come home last night :( that you’re worried a wolf got to it and you just miss your baby!

huffs and puffs as he hunts around the dark forest, looking for a kitten who may as well be invisible. breathes a sigh of relief when he finds the thing handing on a tree branch. he’d grab it by the scruff before beginning his trek back home,

“ya gave your mum a right scare. don’t do that again.” he’d grunt to the cat who just meows right back at him, tail swishing in the air

Heard theres a tournament for Husky Raid? Imagine signing up just to absolutely lose your mind over how stupid the odds of spawning with something good are compared to the enemy team (the odds are bad)

Also laggy when I'm looking into the clips in the consoles storage???? Buggy???

Is it just me, or does the way Xbox stores captures is broken now? And no, I don't mean the whole "After 90 days we delete captures off the network", I mean it's LITERALLY GETTING RID OF CAPTURES ON MY STORAGE FOR ZERO REASON AT ALL. Once I upload a clip to the network, it just erases it off my consoles storage, so when I delete it off the network, the original clip is just nowhere to be seen, and I'm always making sure to only hit 'delete off network'. I think the capture button on my controller might be screwed up too, because I hold the button down to take a video, and later when I go to my captures, it just shows a screenshot.... yeah..

Again, screw you, Microsoft.

Is it just me, or does the way Xbox stores captures is broken now? And no, I don't mean the whole "After 90 days we delete captures off the network", I mean it's LITERALLY GETTING RID OF CAPTURES ON MY STORAGE FOR ZERO REASON AT ALL. Once I upload a clip to the network, it just erases it off my consoles storage, so when I delete it off the network, the original clip is just nowhere to be seen, and I'm always making sure to only hit 'delete off network'. I think the capture button on my controller might be screwed up too, because I hold the button down to take a video, and later when I go to my captures, it just shows a screenshot.... yeah..

Again, screw you, Microsoft.