friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

who up rigging they mortis

Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

I see a yellow submarine and i want it painted black or whatever the who said

how?? just how?

baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

returning to the arms of my lover (jstor) oh how i have missed her

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

yeah

Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

Shelley Duvall for the New York Times, April 2024

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok