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#IF I DONT GET KIDNAPPED SOON IM GOING TO START THROWING THINGS WHERE IS MY BELOVED YOOMIE
yamikawas · 2 years
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yoomtah is watching you! waiting for you to sleep so she can cuddle you and keep you safe and warm and happy and all to herself!
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#CONSDIERING THE POST I JUST GOT DONE POSTING I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS SO SO BADLY.#I WANT TO BE SAFE AND WARM AND HAPPY IN HER ARMS.............I WANT HER TO KEEP ME ALL TO HERSELF............................AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IF I DONT GET KIDNAPPED SOON IM GOING TO START THROWING THINGS WHERE IS MY BELOVED YOOMIE#I NEED HER TO KISS MY CHEEK AND TELL ME I LOOK ADORABLE WHEN IM ASLEEP#I NEED TO WAKE UP TO HER STARING LOVINGLY AT ME AND PLAYING WITH MY HAIR#I NEED HER TO BE A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH ME JUST A LITTLE.OR A LOT.I WOULD RLLY LIKE A LOT#I NEED HER TO LAY HER HEAD ON MY CHEST AND LISTEN TO MY HEART BEATING FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IT BEATS ONLY FOR HER SHE OWNS MY HEART SHE OWNS ME ENTIRELY.I LOVE HER<3<3<3#I WOULD BE SAFE WITH HER I ONLY FEEL SAFE WITH HER I ONLY NEED HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER HER#I LOVE HER SO MUCH I DONT EVER WANT TO SPEND A SECOND WITHOUT HER I NEED TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO HER AT ALL TIMES#I NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HER I NEED TO CUDDLE WITH HER AND CLING TO HER AND REST IN HER ARMS OR IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND#GOD.IM GOING CRAZY I NEED HER SO MUCH🌈💖💛🧡💫🌠💞👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💝💘💙💕💜💞⚡🧡💗💛💚💌❣🌼💘🌠💟✨💋🌻💖💟⚠️💖🌼💟💕🌩💝🌈❤🌻💓🌩🍋💓❤💫💗💞#I JUST NEED TO BE HERS ALL HERS ALL HERS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK I NEED TO BELONG TO HER I NEED HER TO OWN ME.#I CANT FEEL SAFE UNLESS SHES RIGHT THERE WITH ME HOLDING MY HAND OR HUGGING ME OR SOMETHING#ALL THE MORE REASON FOR HER TO KEEP ME LOCKED UP AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD RIGHT<3<3<3I'LL FINALLY BE TRULY SAFE WITH HER#IM GETTING SLEEPY NOW I WANT YOOMTAH SNUGGLING MEEEEEEE...............#BUT MY BRAIN IS ALSO SPINNING AROUND IN RAPID CIRCLES BC OF THIS ASK.#I JUST NEED.YOOMTAH.YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH YOOMTAH#I LOVE HER SO MUCH ID KILL IF IT MEANT I COULD JUST BE WITH HER AND ONLY HER 24/7<33<3<3<3<3<33<3333333<3<3÷_3<3<3<32×2<2<3<3<3<4&3<<3<44<3
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bonesandthebees · 1 year
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kinda missed the train bc time zones but i just want to say that people angry at tommy for finding and using wilburs name (and comparing it to deadnaming? what? this is obviously so different) just cant appreciate the beauty of your writing
you write messy human characters in situations with questionable moral rights and wrongs, even if this was their first bones fic did they just forget the part where wil tried to kill tommy?
you write from one pov and work so amazingly with the unreliable narator prospects its so cool to read and so interesting to brainrot about
you write a lot of metaphors which is just something im obsessed with, especially the way youre so consistent with them, just like in stars with the sea and pillar, you continously describe wilburs most inner emotions as a bird in a cage and how the bird perks up at hearing the name wilbur while wilburs monologue is against it shows what was beaten into him and how he "wilbur" actually feels about it
also i know that a lot of people expected (and some wanted) a name reveal in the form of wilbur trusting tommy enough to tell him himself (i also expected this ngl) but looking at it, it feels so much out of character for glass!wil at least for a long while, hes nowhere near the amount of trust or even of knowing how much his training for the pythia was to be bale to tell anyone his name and in the situation hes in, kidnapped and in a group of people with completely different religion, i dont think theres space for him to get to that mental space in a completely healthy and right way
tommy finding out on his own and starting to use it on the other hand is just so much like glass!tommy, bc you can see how hes doing it bc he believes it wil help wilbur bc he knows how wrong it is that he was forced to foresay his own name, but also not telling the other deathlings bc he knows that the best way would be for wilbur to tell them himself
honestly im so glad it went like this bc it feels so justificating and deserving from characterisation and storytelling point, not throwing away all the built up trauma and messy relationships and all the mistakes that were made just for some quick and cheap comfort
instead of quick cheap hurt/comfort or angst you get a precisely and amazingly crafted deep and thought out story with deep and full chartacters that feel so human and its THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH BEE
and im sorry some people cant appreciate it and cant shut up about not being able to do so
lmao you get it i write messy human characters and also wilbur literally tried to kill tommy. this wasn't a breech of trust or anything they didn't have any trust beforehand.
kldsjfkld aaa you're so sweet though!! I'm so glad you like the one pov thing. It's genuinely my favorite way to write long stories now because it makes things so much more interesting to me. unreliable narrator is impossible to avoid when you only have a single pov going on and that's the fun part!!
so so happy you like the metaphors too. I definitely worry sometimes I'm overusing them, but I also like the consistency and the way it gives me a space to explain wilbur's emotions in a way that avoids just saying "he felt sad" or something. it makes it more interesting to describe and can be used in a lot of different ways so it's very fun for me
you see you get it!! there was no way he was gonna reach that place in a healthy way, at least not anytime soon. I know that everyone was expecting the soft reveal moment of wilbur telling tommy his name himself, but that's exactly why I didn't go with it. because subverting that expectation makes things a lot more interesting in terms of how it'll develop from there. it just makes the most sense with the characterization and everything to me so tysm <33
this made me smile a whole lot to read :D
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luveline · 1 year
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Jade oh my god, i'd just like to preface this with a thank you for your work because it truly is so beautiful and has nearly always brought me to tears (happy and sad lol) and because this is so long! but i have not read any of your zombie au before the kidnapping fic (and will be getting right on that because i think id die if i dont get more of these two omg) and it was so easy to fall into their world and just know the characters. 
The first part that stood out to me was the ordeal with the soap, when he found the soap in the showers and just put it in his pocket because he knew you hadn't wanted to waste it, that was when it was like oh okay he is so madly in love with her he's not even gonna waste that soap because you wouldn't waste it. 
“The only thing he finds is a slither of soap, the shard of bar soap he'd told you to throw away, lying on the floor. 
You'd insisted you wouldn't waste it. 
He picks it up and pockets it, throwing his gaze around the room in another circle to be sure.” 
Another thing that made my heart absolutely ache was the fact that they were both in so much agony over the fact that, that could've been it, that's all they'll get of each other. 
“What if you've abandoned him? Loved him this long to toss in the towel at the finish line? “ 
“Under all that you're still hoping he's going to save you. You're gonna hear him calling. You hope — you know — Steve won't think you've left. While you haven't been quiet about your doubts living in The College, you wouldn't leave without him. Steve is the safest place in the world.” 
“If they believe you left, they believe it was by yourself. You have to hope Steve believes you'd never go without him. 
If he doesn't, you are completely alone.”
“You wish you’d known what was going to happen. Not even to ask him to come with you. You think after everything the two of you deserve a proper goodbye. All that pain and all that affection and this is how it ends?” 
LIKE FUCK!!!!!! 
 I literally had to take a step away from my phone when steve found her and said this>
“Hey,” he says, smiling a rare smile. “My girl… it’ll be okay. I’m gonna fix it. Everything’s gonna be okay, I promise.”
When they're in bed together at the end and she's asking if he's okay and he breaks down a little bit but realizes she doesn't need that so he holds himself together through jokes just to see her smile….he's so in love, i don't think you can show that any better than you have already and honestly it's just so beautiful. 
“You have tears in your eyes and he’s flooded with guilt. He brought it up too soon, he knows. It’s barely over — you need to feel safe, and won’t if he keeps reminding you. 
“I’m okay,” he says softly. “How are you feeling, huh?”
I’m so sorry, he wants to tell you. 
You’re finally smiling. He won’t ruin it.”
basically im in luv with this story and i want you to know that i am so thankful i was able to read it! <333
HOLY shit .
I need to preface with this shit means the world to me 🥺 I loooove seeing what you thought and this is just a beyond generous appraisal I'm jelly fr
I'm glad it was easy to start with that one I usually forget that like they're separate and should probably be readable for new people too and it's a good relief
It's an insane feeling when readers pick up on stuff you did and you're not sure if you've like laid it down clearly enough?? I don't know but the soap, and the agony of not knowing if they're ever gonna see each other again, and even the bit where he's about to have a breakdown but then pulls it together, I don't know its just a pleasure to know you read it and you felt all of it, I feel accomplished 😭
I'm sloppy but yeah it means the world, thank you so much for reading, for taking the time to share this with me, and for being a total sweetheart ♥🫂
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kpop---scenarios · 3 years
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The Ride
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Pairing: Mafia! Baekhyun x Reader
Genre: Mafia Au
Word Count: 4.8k
Warning: Gun Use, Mentions of Death, Kidnapping, Smut, Mentions of Blood, Mentions of Sex Trafficking
Summary: Baekhyun was hired by your grandfather to watch over your cousin after she felt like she was being watched and marked. During his time at the diner with her, you and him became quite close. Little do you know the two of you are in for quite the ride.
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You lean over the counter, your cheek resting on your palm as you giggle at something Baekhyun had just said to you. 
"You're so gross. He's supposed to be here for me." Rose scoffs as she smacks her gum, continuing to text on her phone. 
"Oh my god, no." You laugh at Baekhyun before glaring at your cousin, scrunching up your face before hiding behind your hands. Your phone rings, you take it out and look at the caller ID, seeing grandpa flash across the screen you know he's there to pick up Rose. 
"Grandpa is here for you." You tell her, seeing his car pull up out back. As she gets up to leave, you turn away from Baekhyun when you hear the bell from the front door ring, along with mumbling deep voices. 
"Um.." Baekhyun says, making you turn around. You see a group of three men walking into the diner and Baekhyun's body stiffening up. 
"It's a group of old men, Baek. Stop." You laugh, grabbing menus before heading over there. 
"Hi guys." You smile, laying out the menus. "Can I get you guys something to drink to start?" You ask, slipping your notebook from your pocket. 
"Well aren't you a pretty little thing. Hey Jon? Dontcha think she's pretty." One man says, looking you up and down. 
"Absolutely." Another one murmurs. "She would make a nice fit with the others, hey Al?" He chuckles. "It's too bad she's not who we're here for." 
Your hand begins to sweat and shake as you try to remain cool. You felt uneasy but your grandpa always told you how to handle these men, should you ever encounter them. He always told you to not worry about it because the diner was a safe place, but on the off chance something happened, he was only a phone call away. 
"We heard Rose was going to be working today?" One man says with a smile. "I hear she gives great service. Could you get her?" He asks, his smile forced. 
"She's not here but I'll get you some waters." You mumble, quickly walking behind the counter. You notice the spot that Baekhyun had been sitting was now empty. You gather up the waters and head back to the table, placing one down in front of each man. 
"Do you guys know what you want to order or did you need more time?" You ask, your voice shaky. 
"Oh I know what i want." Al says, standing up. "Rose." 
"She's not here, I believe i said." You say, waving him off. 
"I don't believe you." He laughs. All three men stand up. 
"You guys can get the fuck out before I call the cops." You spit, placing your hand on your waist. 
The men laugh as they stand up, one of them winking at you as they walk out the door. 
"I'll be seeing you." He says, walking through the door, letting it slowly close behind him. 
"Not likely!" You yell. 
What a piece of shit.
You felt like you could finally breathe as you watched them climb into a car, turning your back before you even see them leave. 
You walk into the kitchen where the cook was cleaning the grill, the music blaring from his headphones. You tell him about your encounter and just ask him to keep an eye out.
You go back up front and you see Baekhyun walking around the front of the diner as you gather up some garbage, watching him turn the corner. You never understood why he stayed here after Rose left, since she realistically should be the only reason he was here. 
 You take the garbage out the back and through the door to the dumpster. As you see Baekhyun looking inside your car you notice a man with a gun sneaking up behind him, the gun pointed directly at his head. 
"Duck!" You scream. 
Baekhyun drops to the ground as the man fires his gun, the bullet going straight through the window of your car.
He pulls out his gun, swiftly turning around to shoot the man before getting up and running to you. He grabs your wrist, dragging you to his car, opening the passenger door and pushing you in before he hops in the driver's seat, starting the car, putting it in drive, as he screeches out of the parking lot. 
"Shit they had people waiting." Baekhyun spits, pressing down on the gas as two cars follow behind you. "I fucking knew it. I thought they would have moved on since she wasn't here." He mumbles. 
"Yeah cause sex traffickers move on that easily once they have a target." You sigh, rolling your eyes. "They're not dumb, Baek. They know you're there to protect her."  
"Here take this." He says ignoring what you said and handing you a gun. "Just keep shooting out the window. Try to aim for the tires." Baekhyun yells as he jerks the steering wheel to the left, the car behind you still trailing you too close for your liking. 
As you take off the safety, your mind wanders back into how you got into this position, meeting Baekhyun. 
**
"Ayn, this is Byun Baekhyun of EXO. He's here to watch after Rose while she's at work." Your grandpa, Chairman Yang tells you. 
"Watch Rose? Why? Because she does such a terrible job?" You laugh. Your laugh quickly fades away as you see the seriousness on everyone's face and that's when you knew it wasn't something to be joking about. "What's going on?" You ask. 
"She's been marked. Her car for the last few days have had the markings for trafficking." Baekhyun tells you. "This is how they do it, stake her out for a few weeks before they try to make their move." 
"So you're there.." you pause before he cuts in. 
"To protect her." He finishes. 
"Don't worry Ayn. Nothing will happen." Your grandpa smiles, trying to ease your mind. 
You weren't worried. You knew everything would be fine. 
"Don't they know who she is? Why pick her?" You wonder. Your family was powerful, so why risk it? 
"More powerful the family, more money for the girl. Some guys are just willing to take the risk." Baekhyun says. 
"I've got to go to a meeting. All will be fine, Ayn." Your grandpa finishes, placing a kiss on your forehead before walking away, leaving you with the man you soon would fall for. 
** 
The first day Baekhyun showed up you laughed. He sat on a stool at the counter and looked around the building trying to locate Rose. 
"Seriously?" You smile, looking at him with a blank stare. "First day and you already can't find her?" 
"I know exactly where she is." He scoffs. "Back there." He says, pointing to the kitchen. 
"Actually no. She didn't come in today. She had me take her shift today." You say, smiling wildy. 
Baekhyun laughs as he shakes his head, lowering it in embarrassment. 
"It's okay if you're not very smart, you're still hot." You smile. 
"You think I'm hot?" He asks. 
"Don't get all soft now, mafia man. You have a job to do." You say, walking away to serve the new group of people who just walked in. 
Baekhyun knew then things would never be boring as long as you were around. 
**
"I did it!" You exclaim excitedly as you watch the car behind you lose control and crash into a pole. 
"Good job." Baekhyun laughs. "One more to go." He murmurs, jerking the car one more time and speeding up. "Hold on tight." He spits, grabbing the wheel tightly, stepping on the brake and turning the wheel hard, completely turning the car around. 
You both speed past the car that had been trailing behind you, and laugh as you watch them through the mirrors, they slam on their brakes and try to turn to catch the two of you. By the time they had turned around, Baekhyun had already pulled into one of many side roads, turning off the car. 
Sitting there in silence, you squeeze your legs together, your clit throbbing. 
"Are you okay?" Baekhyun asks, worriedly.
"Adrenaline makes me horny." You breathe. You move your panties to the side, slowly slipping your fingers into your pussy, only letting out a soft moan. 
"Are you..?" He begins to ask, but is cut off by you getting onto your knees, pulling your fingers from your pussy and leaning over to him. You lift up his shirt, running your fingers through his treasure trail, licking your lips before whispering "nice." 
You unbutton his pants and he lifts himself up, making it easier for you to pull them down. 
You lick your lips at the sight of his cock, hard, leaking pre cum. 
You place your mouth over the tip wrapping your lips around it, swallowing his cock. 
Baekhyun moans as you gag yourself on his cock. His head falls back against the seat, his mouth hanging open as he thrusts up, shoving his cock further back down your throat. 
You bring yourself up, sitting up, you wipe your mouth, looking him in the eyes. "Im clean. Are you?" You ask. 
"Yes." He whispers as he watches you pull your panties down and throw them in the backseat. He leans his seat back, pulling your arm to help you climb onto him, hiking your skirt up in the process. He holds his cock as you slowly begin to sink down on him, his cock stretching you out an unimaginable amount. 
"Shit." He cries. "You're so fucking wet. You're drenched." He moans. 
You place your hands on his shoulders, you're rolling your hips, curling yourself into him. 
"Oh my god." You moan in his ear, leaning forward. 
You move your fingers down, putting them in between the two of you and in between your lips, rubbing your clit. You nuzzle your nose into his neck, the scent of his cologne filling your nostrils.
"Dont stop." You cry, rolling your hips in just the right way. Your clit becomes sensitive as your orgasm quickly approaches. 
You lift yourself up from against him, your head flying back as you cum all over his cock. You move your hand from between your legs, lowering your head to look Baekhyun in the eyes, you place your fingers in your mouth, sucking the juices from them. 
Baekhyun moans as his hands leave your hips, moving up to begin undoing the buttons of your top, exposing your bra. He pulls a cup down, letting a breast spring free. He moans as he cups it, leaning his head forward to take it in his mouth. 
Shivers run down your spine as he continues to suck while you ride him, his cock hitting the right spot every time. 
You move your fingers down, putting them in between the two of you and in between your lips, rubbing your clit. You nuzzle your nose into his neck, the scent of his cologne filling your nostrils. 
Baekhyun lets go of your nipple with a pop, but before he's able to say anything else, a pair of headlights are set on your car and a gunshot rings through the air. 
"Shit." He spits, turning the car on. You try to get off of him but his one hand keeps you there in place. "I don't think so, baby." He smiles, putting the car in drive and flooring it. "Grab the gun." He spits. 
You reach over to the empty passenger seat, grabbing the gun you had left there. "Aim it out my window. Try to hit wherever you can." He yells, jerking the car around another corner. You wrap your arm around his neck as he looks over your shoulder, watching the road. You stick your arm out the window and pull the trigger, doing your best to keep your aim at the car. You were having a little trouble concentrating with Baekhyun subtly thrusting inside you as he drove. 
As you aim the gun out of his window, a moan slips out of your mouth, whispering the sound into his ear. 
"Fuck baby, you can't do that." He groans, grunting as he bucks his hips up, pushing himself deeper inside of you. 
"And you can't do that, if you want me to shoot." You gasp, clutching the gun tightly. 
Managing to get a little bit of your concentration back, you squeeze your pussy around his cock as you aim and fire. 
"Oh my god." Baekhyun gasps, biting his bottom lip before thrusting his hips up, pounding himself into you. 
"Fuck." You cry out, bringing your free hand up to cup your breast, squeezing it tightly. Your eyes roll into the back of your head as you ride Baekhyun, forgetting that you would be distracting him from trying to get the two of you to safety. 
"Take another shot." Baekhyun groans, trying to concentrate, both hands on the wheel but his eyes on your bouncing tits. 
You stick your arm out the window again, firing another shot, this time hitting a wheel, making the car begin to swerve before inevitably crashing into a tree. Baekhyun laughs as he slams on the breaks, shifting the car into park before his hands end up on your thighs, pushing down while he thrusted up hard. 
"So fucking sexy." He grunts. You use your knees against the seat, bouncing on his cock, your tits in his face. 
"Fuck I'm gonna cum." You cry, your hand grabs a clump of hair as your orgasm hits you, halting all your movements, causing you to shake. "Shit." You moan as Baekhyun thrusts himself into you more, chasing his own high. 
"Im gonna.. cum." He stampers, his fingertips digging into your thighs as he shoots his load into your pussy, coating your walls with his cum. "Fuck." He huffs. 
You smile as you both catch your breath before you get off of him and sit yourself in his passenger seat, feeling his cum drip from inside your pussy. "You can just drop me off at home if you want." You breathe, running your hands through your hair. 
"I need to talk to your grandpa so yeah, let's go." Baekhyun says, turning shifting the car into drive and heading for your house. 
** 
"Yes sir." Baekhyun says as your grandpa gives him new instructions. 
"You're to be there all day everyday. If EXO wants us on their side, you better be keeping us granddaughter safe." He says, not looking up from his desk. 
"Yes sir. Of course sir." Baekhyun finishes, nodding his head. 
"You may go. Ayn?" Your grandpa says. 
"Yeah?" You say, turning around to face him. 
"Maybe you should take some time off from the diner. Just until everything blows over." He suggests. 
You laugh as you walk over behind him, wrapping your arms around his neck. "I appreciate the concern, but they're not after me. Besides, you know i can handle myself." You say, giving him a kiss on the cheek. 
"I know you're tough." He chuckles. "Doesn't mean I can't worry about you." 
"I'll see you later." You smile, walking out of his office. 
**
A few days later you were back at work, missing Baekhyun. He had gotten a phone call from Rose saying she had an appointment and he was the one who needed to take her and watch her there. You could almost guarantee that she did not have an appointment, she just didn't want to come to work like usual. 
You're brought out of your thoughts when the bell on top of the door rings and you heat the sound of footsteps walking into the diner. You turn around and see one of the men from before standing there, but this time he's alone.
"Table for one?" He asks. 
"Sit where you want. I'll be right with you." You say, turning around to grab a menu. You take a deep breath, planning out what you were going to yell at him. You walk up to him, dropping his menu on the table as he looks up at you. 
"Before you say anything.." he pauses. "I want to apologize for my friends and I the other day." He smiles. "They're into some weird business, we were drinking that day and things just got out of hand." He sighs. "A friend had told us about Rose and we pushed too far, we didn't mean any harm,  i'm sorry." He finishes. 
"If you weren't here to do any harm, then what about the guy who was shot?" You ask, trying to unravel his apology. 
"What guy? Someone was shot?" He asked, looking worried. 
"Nevermind.' You whisper. You weren't sure if you believed him but it's not like you would see him  often, so you let it go. But that wasn't true. You saw home almost everyday after that, and everyday you became increasingly more and more comfortable around Al. 
** 
"Hey Al." You smile widely as he walks into the diner for the fifth time this week. 
"Hello dear." He laughs, sitting down at his usual table. Already you were behind the counter grabbing his water and his coffee to bring to him.
"BLT or eggs today?" You smile, not even bringing him a menu considering he only ever ordered one of two things. 
"I think the BLT sounds good today, Ayn." He says, sipping on his coffee. "How's your cousin?" He asks. 
You had told him that she was a terrible coworker and he always liked to tease you about it. "Shitty, as usual." You smile. "I'll go put your order in quick." 
As the night went on and Al finished his food, he liked to stay and have a few cups of coffee after, reading the paper and just enjoying the sound. Yoh remembers how he told you his family was all gone, his wife passed away years ago, and his children were all grown up and left the house. He missed the noise, being surrounded by people. Or that's what he told you. 
"See ya, Ayn." He says, waving as he walks out the door a few hours later. You head over to his table to clean up his cups and underneath one of them was a $100 bill. He always managed to make you smile with his tips. 
**
A few weeks later, Al was still coming in and Baekhyun didn't like it. "There's something off about him." He says, sipping his coffee, eyeing up the man who you had become close to. 
"He's lonely. Leave him alone." You laugh, smacking Baekhyun on the arm. 
"How was your day today, Ayn?" Al asks as you refill his coffee. "The same as yesterday and the day before and the day before." You laugh. "Work work work, go home and sleep and more work." 
"You work far too much. You closing up again tonight?" He asks. 
"Not tonight, I'm off early tonight but the rest of the week I'll be closing." You tell him. 
"You make sure to be careful. There are some weirdos out there." He warns. 
You thank him and turn around, missing the small smirk that appears on his lips before disappearing quickly. 
At 7pm, you happily took off your apron, throwing it in the laundry basket in the back before saying goodbye and getting into your car. 
Once you were home you took a quick shower, not bothering to use a towel to dry yourself off, you prefer to air dry. 
You walk to your dresser grabbing your lotion off the top shelf as your door opens and in walks Baekhyun with his eyes closed. 
 "Look." He says. "We need to talk." He finishes opening his eyes, trailing your body up and down. "I.. we.. um." He stutters. 
"Im listening." You say, rubbing lotion over your stomach before moving up to your breasts. 
Baekhyun lets out a deep breath before moving to your desk chair, he sits down, biting his bottom lip. "Well.." he pauses. 
"What do you want to say to me?" You ask, standing in front of him. 
"I don't remember." He says, looking up at you. You smile as you crawl into his lap, straddling him. You wrap your arms around his neck, your breasts pushed into his face. You lift yourself up before rolling your hips against his clothed cock. You feel him grow beneath you as you continue to grind yourself on him.
"What do you want?" Baekhyun asks, his voice low. 
"Do whatever you want to me." You breathe. 
"Whatever I want?" He smirks. 
You nod your head, biting your lip to hide your smile. Baekhyjn stands up holding your back as you wrap your legs around his waist. His hands move to your ribs, holding pulling you off and throwing you on the bed. 
"Ropes?" He asks. 
"Handcuffs." You reply, pointing to your closet. Baekhyun gets off the bed, moving to your closet. He reaches up to grab the pair of handcuffs, twirling them around his finger as he walks back to your naked body laying on the bed. He crawls on, smiling as you hold out your wrists for him. Happily he locks the handcuffs in place and pushes your arms to lay flat over your head. 
"Hold onto the headboard and do not let go." He says with a growl. 
"Yes sir." You purr. 
Baekhyun moves down your body, forcing your legs open, spreading them as far as he can make them go. Your pussy is already dripping at the thought of him between your thighs. 
He lays down on his stomach, spreading your lips before flicking your clit with the tip of his tongue. Your back arches for a moment, until he pushes you back down, keeping his hand there to not let you do that again. 
"Oh my god." You cry out, his lips wrapping around you clit, sucking harshly. 
He releases your clit, sliding two fingers into his mouth before slowly entering them inside you. He slowly pumps his finger in and out of you, bringing his other thumb to your clit and gently rubbing, making you arch your back again. 
"Fuck fuck fuck." You cry out, the overwhelming sensation continuing to grow as he works his magic fingers. 
"You're going to make me.. cum." You scream out, your hands holding on tightly to the headboard as your orgasm washes through your body, Baekhyun's fingers still continuing to work on you. 
"Please. Please no more." You cry out, your body trying to twist away from him. 
"Shh baby, you told me I could do whatever I wanted. So stop moving and let me make you cum again." He snaps, his eyes dark. You bite your bottom lip, your body tries to relax but fuck you're sensitive. 
"I can't." You cry. 
"You can and you will. Cum again, baby." He says, his fingers thrusting in and out of you quickly while his thumb rubs your clit. 
"Fuck." You cry out, another orgasm washing over you, your clit throbbing from being so sensitive now. 
Baekhyun removes his hands from you, standing up and pointing to the floor. "On your knees." He states, pointing to the hardwood floor beneath him. You crawl off the bed, your hands still in the cuffs. Your sink down onto your knees, in front of Baekhyun. He begins unzipping his pants, letting his cock spring free. You notice the precum dripping from his red tip. 
"Suck." He demands. 
You take a breath before leaning forward, licking the tip of his cock, swallowing the cum before taking more of him in your mouth. 
Baekhyun's hands reach around and grab the back of your head, pulling a clump of hair to keep your head still before he slowly thrusts his hips back and forth, gently hitting the back of your throat. 
As the seconds went on his thrusts became harder and faster. His grip on your hair tightened as he slammed his cock into your mouth, sliding it down your throat to make you gag. Tears brimmed your eyes as you choked on his cock. 
"Such a good slut." He moans, pulling his cock from your mouth, letting you breathe. 
"On the bed. All fours." He spits, discarding his shirt somewhere in your room. 
You climb on the bed, mascara burning your eyes as it runs down your face. You put your face in your bed, pressing it into your sheets while sticking your ass in the air and wait for Baekhyun.  
You feel the bed dip behind you before a hard slap lands on your ass, making it burning. 
"Good girl." He purrs, grabbing your ass roughly before slapping it one more time. 
Baekhyun lines his cock up with your hole, pushing himself inside you a little bit before he grips onto your hips and slams himself inside you. 
"Holy fuck." You cry out but it's muffled. Your fingers hold tightly onto the bed sheets as your face is buried into the bed. 
"Such a nice pussy." He groans, this thrusts slowly but hard, hitting your G spot everytime. 
Seconds later he picks up his pace and begins pounding himself into you, his breathing heavy as his fingertips dig into your hips. 
"Clench." He grunts. 
You clench your pussy around him, making him cry out loudly. 
"Fuck, just like that." He groans, his thrusts becoming erratic. "Im gonna cum." He yells, his grip becoming even tighter before he stops moving. He's hunched over you, as he spills himself into you, coating your walls with his cum. 
"Shit." He breathes, giving small thrusts as he milks himself for everything.  
He pulls himself out of you, letting cum fall from your pussy, as he walks to the bathroom to grab you a cloth. 
He comes back with a smile on his face handing you the cloth before unlocking your hands, tossing the handcuffs onto your bed. 
After cleaning up, he crawls in beside you, pulling you in close to him, sleep coming easily to you both. 
Late in the morning, Baekhyun gives you a kiss on the lips as he quietly leaves your room, heading home to shower before going to the diner for his shift with Rose. "I'll see you later." You smile, knowing you'll be there in the next few hours for your long shift. 
** 
Over the next few nights of your closing shifts, Baekhyun had to leave early for the first two and had planned on staying for the third one. It was around 10pm when Rose had left to head home and it didn't take long for Baekhyun's phone to ring after that. 
"You just left Rose." Baekhyun sighs as he answers the phone on speaker.  
"I think someone's following me." She whispers. 'I've been taking a bunch of random turns and the car follows me the whole time." She says. You can hear the panic in her voice as you hear whimpers through the phone. 
"Where are you? I'm on my way." Baekhyun says, taking off from the diner. Your stomach was in knots thinking about what could happen to Rose. You just hoped Baekhyun got to her in time. As you watch his car screech out of the parking lot, the front door opens. You see Al walking in, a smile on his face. 
"Hey stranger." You grin, grabbing a cup for coffee. 
"None tonight." He says. He looks uneasy and uncomfortable. "I'm really sorry Ayn. It's not my decision." He says. Before you're able to ask him what he meant, you hear the sound of a bullet hitting something or someone in the kitchen and then a body hitting the floor. 
You look at Al with terror in your eyes as he shrugs his shoulders before you're hit over the head with something, making you fall into the darkness. 
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Baekhyun got to Rose as fast as he could. She had pulled into a well lit gas station that had many people around while she waited for him to show up.
"They're gone?" She says, looking around as Baekhyun walks up to her window. "It's like they saw you and took off." She says shrugging her shoulders. 
His mind immediately went to you. He couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. He pulled out his phone, dialing your number but you didn't answer. His hand starts to shake as he presses redial before running back to his car. He speeds out of the gas station and heads back to the diner. 
You still didn't answer. 
Baekhyun dials Chairman Yang, who picks up on the second ring. "What is it?" He asks.
"It's Ayn. Meet me at the diner." Baekhyun says before hanging up the phone. His foot presses on the gas, jolting his car to go faster.
He finally reaches the diner, barely putting the car in park before he flies out of the driver's seat, running inside. He calls out your name but you don't answer. His eyes look to the floor where he sees a large spot of blood. 
"Ayn!" He calls again, no answer. 
Chairman Yang runs through the door, looking at the blood then back at Baekhyun. 
"It was never Rose." He breathes. "They never wanted her. It was always Ayn." He finishes, feeling like he's failed you. 
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ivyuns · 4 years
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love me in a year ✰❆♣♞
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bang chan
genre: angst, fluff 
word count: 2.4k
warnings: kidnapping, restraints, y/n gets pregnant, grinding, drowning, weapons, a bit suggestive. if i missed anything lol oops
A/N: another shet show + from 365 dni (the ending isnt exactly like the movie btw)
for my gurlieeeee + happy birthday to @stanstraykidswoo​ <3
masterlist
mafialeader!bangchan x fem!reader
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enjoying the summer breeze on the islands of hawaii, next to your friend made you feel relaxed. from all the work and stress you did, you finally earned yourself a vacation.
“babe!”
opening your eyes, you see your boyfriend (in a unhappy relationship) walks towards you. taking off your glasses and sitting up next to the pool, waiting what your boyfriend had to tell you. “i just got back from seeing the volcanoes babe! you shouldve seen it-” “we were supposed to go look at it together, dumbass” you cut your boyfriend off.
“w-wait y/n-” running away before he said anything, you got lost in a dark area. wasnt just sunny? seeing a group of guys look at you while trying to come closer. damn these outfits. your outfit consist of a short flowy, off the shoulder dress with heels. running with shaky legs, you looked around and saw everything get dark.
“are you lost babygirl?”
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waking up in a soft bed, you look over and look at the unfamiliar room youre in. “where am i?” you whispered softly. walking towards a door to the hallway, the door wont budge open. shaking the door knob, it still wont burst open. giving up, you go lay back down on the bed.
closing your eyes to relax, you hear the door unlocking. quickly putting on your heels, you open the door and see nobody. following to which ever door took you, it seem endless. the endless numbers of stairs and doors you went though, you came across to a massive painting of a portrait of yourself hanging on the dinning room’s wall.
“oh my god”
continuing to follow where your legs take you, you were yanked away from seeking to your freedom. “are you lost babygirl?”. feeling someones presence behind you, you see a man. someone who you never seen.
“who are you and what do you want from me” you say and slowly back away from him. “chris is the name. you see, five years ago, i saw you on a beach. then suddenly i got shot and all i could think was you. these pass five years, ive been trying to find you and now” chris pauses his sentence and walks to a cup of ice, making you suck on it. “now i have you”
spitting the ice out, you got angry. “so what? you think kidnapping me is some kind of way to have me?” chris gets angry after your tone of your voice you gave him. he pushes you on a chair and chokes you lightly.
“i will give you 365 days to make you fall in love with me. and if that doesnt work, i will release you.” chris slowly lets go of your neck and continues talking. “i promise i will not touch you without your permission.”
chris gets interrupt by his phone. reaching his pocket, he sees his mafia friend who works with him calling him for help in the front. running to where to meet him at, you gave a few minutes before running on your feet again, trying to escape.
finally outside with a big open field in front of you, where you will be free. running, you stop midway as you see chris kill a man. witnessing what happened, you pass out due to pressure from everything.
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the next morning, you wake up in the same room before but a whole different dress on you and a shirtless chris sitting in a chair in front of you. “let me out of here now” you shouted at him. “i need to get back to my family, my boyfriend!”. “you really think he still loves you? take a look at this” chris says and throws a small stack of pictures. pictures of him fucking another girl.
“a-are you serious?”
“yes im serious. oh and we’ll be leaving this place tomorrow. be ready” chris says and exits the room. “where are we going?” you quickly grab his wrist and stops. “to australia”
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landing and going to the hotel. chris stops you and gives you the keycard to your room. “my room is next to yours if you need me”. nodding your head a yes, you enter your room and place your bags down and sighed. what is happening right now.
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chris walks out of his room to see you look like a goddess. “y/n” chris calls out. turning around, chris grins with his dimples showing and grabbing your hand to head to the place you two are meeting with. chris opens the passenger door for you and makes his way to the drivers seat after youre in. while driving, he places his hands on your thigh, making you want more of him. avoiding his hand, you close your eyes.
arriving at your destination, it turns out to a bar. entering the bar, chris leads you to a room. seeing people, you hide behind chris bc youre antisocial as fuck
“y/n, this is aeyeong. ayeong meet-” “y/n. yes i know her name” aeyeong says, looking at you then back to chris, seducing him. “you know y/n, me and chris used to talk.” walking up to you. “and fucked each other” aeyeongs whispers into your ear. feeling chris wrap his hands around yours, you push him away and left the room.
“this happened a long time ago-” feeling tense, chris was about to turn and find you til aeyeong grabbed his wrist. “i thought you said we would last forever hm? took you long enough to find her. even of all our messages.” aeyeong grabs her phone and pulls up their naked bodies in photos. sexting.
“enough aeyeong.” chris grabs her phone and throws it onto the floor. running out of the room to look for you, leaving aeyeong to laugh.
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“mr bang!”
chris turns around and sees his partner running to him. “y-y/n. shes with aeyeongs boss. i just got a call from him-” “shut the fuck up and tell me which room” “room 325.”
chris runs to room 325 and sees you grind on the boss. “y/n” chris growls. not paying attention to chris, you feel aeyeong’s boss grope your ass and suddenly putting a knife towards your neck.
suddenly feeling someone pull you away from the man and unable seeing things, chris and the rest of his members pulls out their weapon.
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opening your eyes and see yourself on a yacht, you walk around and find chris. seeing chris talk shit about you to his other partner. “she just really had to run away-”
“im sorry chris” you spoke out. chris turns around and tells his partner to leave for a moment. “this is all your fault. youre the one who left the room and potentially tried to seduce him. do you not know what he couldve done?”
arguing on the boat and heading to the railings, you slip off and fall into the water. panicking, chris falls into the water and saves you. taking you out of the water and goes to lay you down on the bed and stands by your side.
a few minutes later, you wake up with water coming out of your mouth, coughing. chris turns around and goes to you with worried eyes. “y/n, i-im sorry. please dont leave me, i need you” chris softly says and strokes your hair with tears starting to fall down his cheeks.
lifting your weak hands up to caress his cheeks, you pushed him down and began kissing him roughly. regretting as soon as you saw the red in his eyes. “so now you want it?” chris growls and begins to attack you with kisses and hickies. feeling your clothes ripped away from you.
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a few weeks later, youre back in korea. chris leaves you for the day, saying he has business to attend to and will call you later. but hours flew by and still didnt have any calls. sighing, you call your best friend, minyeong who yells at you though the speakers after the first ring.
“are you kidding me y/n? you cant just leave me behind at hawaii?!”
“i know i know, ill explain if you come over”
after she hears you say the sentence, she hangs up and runs to your place. opening the door for her, she starts speaking nonsense and you just laughing at her.
“y/n, this is serious. stop laughing and tell me what happened.”
sitting down next to her, you tell her everything. even when you love him back. minyeong at first didnt like what chris did to you and what his job it, but you beg her for you to have happiness atlas. with minyeong wanting you to be the happiest, you two go to the bar.
feeling someones eyes on you, you told minyeong you were going to the restrooms as she continues dancing. almost at the door, someone slams you onto the wall. “y/n, baby. i missed you so much. im sorry-” feeling tears streaming as you remember the past events and pictures. you forced him to let go of you and run back to your place.
he follows you back to your apartment without you noticing and as you take a seat with his loud voice scares you. “baby please” he goes closer to you and tries to kiss you until a voice rang.
“im pretty sure she wants you to leave”
he looks at chris then back to you then slaps you. “you fucking whore. youve been cheating on me when you left me didnt you” shaking your head a no and the tears uncontrollably falling as you try to shield yourself from another slap.
receiving nothing, you look up and see chris holding his wrist to prevent him from hitting you. “if theres someone else who was cheating is you. now leave you fucker” chris whispers in his ears and runs away.
chris looks down and sees your shaking figure. he goes next to you and wraps his arms around you so you can start feel calm. reaching to that point, chris picks you up and lays you on the bed.
slowly kissing you from your lips to your chest. chris begins undressing you til you stop him. unbuttoning his top, you see the semi open wound from his business. grazing your fingers over it as you hear chris slightly whimper.
“chris, im in love with you”
chris smiles widely. “im in love with you too”. you two continue the heavy make out which turns into a passionate sex for you both.
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waking up with you on chris’ chest, you feel him showing a smile. he turns to the nightstand and grabs something small but worthy.
“y/n l/n, would you please marry me?”
nodding your head yes a bunch of times, you kiss chris on the lips.
-
heading back to hawaii, youre back into the palace where chris kept you in. waking up from your slumber, you go outside and talk to chris. chris sees you and tells his partner that he’ll be right back.
“hey hey babygirl, what happened? you alright?” chris leaves his seat to go to you as you start feeling shitty. “chris, i dont feel goo-” your eyes are shut closed and almost falls on the hard concrete til chris caught you.
“c-changbin! help!” chris yells out to whoever is out. your lips are slowly turning pale. changbin runs to chris with a blanket to cover your cold body and helps him carry you to the car. changbin speeds to the hospital with chris’ tears falling onto you, holding your hands and kissing the back of it. “please be okay, please please” chris whispers.
changbin parks at the emergency lot and chris grabs your body and puts you on the stretcher as the nurses sees you two. “please save her” the nurses all nodded their head and disappeared into the doors with a chris on the floor, sobbing his heart out, praying for you to be okay.
-
finally hours passed by and chris was left alone as he told changbin to go back to the palace. eyes all red and puffy with his legs shaking, full of anxiety. “mr bang?” the doctors call out chris. he stands up too quickly, making him almost loose his balance but the doctor helps him balance for a few seconds. thanking him, he follows the doctor to your room.
chris runs to your side as he sees your eyes open, with all type of wires attached to you. “y/n baby are you okay?”. nodding yes with a small smile, chris looks at the doctor.
“it looks like miss y/n was 1 month pregnant. and also looks like she wasnt taking care of herself either so mr bang, do y/n a favor and help not only her, but the baby”
you and chris nod your head, understanding as the doctor leaves you two. chris turns into his soft self. “i love you” he giggles. “i love you too chris”. scooting further away from him, you pat on the empty spot on the bed for him. chris smiles widely and goes to lay down next to you. you fall asleep from the warmth of your fiance as he hugs you. “and i love you too baby” he whispers and puts his free hand on your growing stomach. kissing your head and falling asleep next to the love of his life.
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naptoons · 4 years
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Heyyy girl can I request a nick imagine where we are quarantined with the rest of the boys?
Hey dear!! And You got it darling!!
Polaroids- Nick Mara
Summary: being stuck in the house with your bestfriends seemed fine for a while but it started to make you anxious when you have to see nick everyday. Also known as your crush.
Warnings: fluff is all.
A/N: I hope this is good my dear!! But I had so much fun writing this one. I was in my feels today so fluff it is! I love taking requests they’re so fun.
Proofread: yes/no
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You only meant to visit the boys and hang out with them, then leave the following week. You were in town for a vacation from college. Spring break made you happy finally a break from everything stressful.
Now here you are stuck with the boys with no way of going home because of this pandemic. Not that you didn’t mind being with them, it’s just that you were soon running out of clothes and your car was stuck at the airport in your hometown. Nick ended up sparing some of his clothes with you, while you ordered some to be shipped. While wearing his clothes Zion and Edwin would constantly tease you about it “Aw look at you being a cute girlfriend” Zion teased
“Shut the fuck up Zion” you spat, having the desire to strangle him
“What he is your boyfriend, so actually ask him out dude!, what are you scared of?”
“Rejection, ending a friendship, awkward moments” you defend yourself
“Oh shut up dude, it could never end y’all relationship, y’all are closer than us and we’re a band, we also live together!” Zion counterattacks, you look at Edwin to see if he agrees, to which he nods as he places his phone down. “Zion is right, most times he isn’t be this time he is right”
“But listen! It can get awkward because if he says he doesn’t feel the same way about me then where am I going to sleep? I sleep in nick’s room and plus I’m stuck here with him”
“Aye! Don’t act like we kidnapped you!” Edwin throws a pillow at you, squinting your eyes you throw it back at him to which he blocks it out his way.
“Listen it’s no or never, people can only wait for so long before they give up” Zion ruffles your hair before heading towards the closet “board game night!!” Edwin yells towards Zion, what if everything he said was true. What if your fear was slowly making nick fall out of love with you. But what if he never liked you at all. Standing up you walked towards his room to grab your Polaroid camera and films but bumped into a shirtless nick head first. Bouncing back you night your lower lip staring at your toes.
“Where you going speedy?” Nick laughs slightly, brushes his thumbs against your cheek, calling you ‘speedy’ was a joke between you guys, because anytime you were passionate or nervous about something you spoke so fast. That no one could comprehend, but nick does.
“Just-just going to the room to grab my camera, we’re having board game night you should join!” You smile your heart pounding against your ribcage, you walk into the room searching for your camera, as you found the films first, you heard the door close along with the closet being opened and closed. Turning around nick was closer to you than you thought. Almost tripping over your shoes on his floor, he grabbed you by your waist crashing you into his chest.
“Are you okay y/n? You’ve been hella jittery lately” nick furrows his eyes in confusion, your ears starting to flood up in color, you couldn’t even look him in the eyes without your face turning red. “Nothing— im okay just thinking a lot you know?” Nick’s eyes shallowing in disbelief he really wants to help you, he cares about you so much and never wants you to deal with heavy emotions alone.
“Hey dont look at me like that” you start off while rubbing his forearm “I’ll be okay I swear, I am okay”
Nick’s eyes shifting whole examining your whole face, Nick wondered how you’re so beautiful inside and out, and no has treated you the way you treat others. “M’kay” Nick answers “you got your Polaroid?”
“No, I have no clue where I put it” you chew on your lower lip looking through the nightstand drawers, Nick chuckles while sitting on the bed, his fingers dig into your waist “were you that wine drunk you forgot where you placed it?” Nick smiles, causing goosebumps to scale your arms “you placed it in the closet ma” you gasp, then punch him slightly, walking towards the closet you open it seeing it sit right on top of his folded clothes.
“You’re beautiful” Nick mummers, you turn back around to see him laying on his back, showing off the ink layered on his body, you try not to smile but he always has a way with words to make you weak in the knees. “You’re handsome” you reply
“Dare I say we make a great couple” Nick teases, you roll your eyes pulling him up to his feet “yeah we would” you beam brighter, Nick meant it and so did you. But both of y’all joke that way, and neither of you knew if one was being serious or was joking.
Coming into the living room the boys were sitting on the floor sitting around the coffee table “finally mom and dad are here!” Edwin jokes
“They were probably making our niece or nephew back there” Zion comments, grabbing the nearest thing you could find you throw it at Zion, which ultimately turns your face red. Sitting on the floor nick sits next to you. “What are we playing?” You ask
“We figure you’d pick, since you’re our guest” Brandon comments
“Aw, how sweet, let’s play clue” you excitedly grab the box,
“Oh shit, y’all are in for a treat” nick boosts your excitement
“Damnit, right y/n loves solving mysteries”
Couple of minutes later you guys were yelling who you think is the murder, your suggestions told you zion was the murder, so when it was your turn you squint your eyes at him. “Hm, Zion come with me, i think you’re the murder” after talking to Zion, he ended up showing everyone his cards pointing him as the murder. Everyone looked in shock while nick’s eyes swam in love. Everyday you never failed to surprise him. Sitting back down next to nick you smile rubbing your nose against his,while his arm is on the back of the couch. All of a sudden you see a flash on the corner of your eyes. Turning around Edwin hands you the film smiling.
“Do we look good?” Nick jokes
“When dont y’all look good” Edwin replies
“Fashion couple” Brandon adds, you turn your head in nick arm attempting to hide your face.
After a couple of hours you guys played more board games, you let Edwin dye your hair purple, painted in the backyard and played in the pool. Today was a great day. And nick was slowly getting more and more agitated with how he couldn’t just tell you how he felt. Watching movies with you and the boys in the backyard, you guys made a tiny little campfire as y’all at s’mores and drank hot cocoa. Your hair still a little damped , he ran his fingers through it. You turn towards him only inches away from his lips. Your breath caught in a turmoil.
“I can’t do this anymore” nick whispers above your lips
“Do what?” You ask, instead nick just cups your face pressing his lips upon yours, placing your hand on his wrist. Everything else began to fade away, and everything Zion said was right. It couldn’t be more awkward. Because he felt the same. Seeing a flash go off in the background nick pulls away, you cover your face in his arms, Nick pulls you in closer caressing your ear lobe with his thumb.
“OTP!!” Edwin yells, you laugh purely out of nervousness, while nick soaks it all in, never being ashamed of how much he loves you. Nick kisses the top of your head “mm, I love you” nick tells you.
Cuddling in bed you guys look at all the Polaroid pictures they took of you two and everything else. Grabbing a marker from the nightstand you write down the dates on them and stick them on the cork board you and nick started since the quarantine. looking back at it for a better view. You feel nick place his chin on your shoulder softly kissing your neck.
Caressing his forearm that’s wrapped around your waist “Hmm, this is going to look great on my wall when I get home” you joke nick pouts just thinking about it, now that you were his girlfriend and you were here for a while, he couldn’t phantom you being away from him. “Aww baby, dont be sad my love, I promise I’ll leave something behind that smells like me”
Nick rolls his eyes in sarcasm while chuckling at your comment, you lay your head on his chest running your fingers over the ink on his skin “by the way, I hope you remember I do graduate in two months, so I’ll be with you for a while”
Nick smiles letting out a huge sigh of relief, one had grabbing your jaw he kisses you all over your face finally reaching your lips “god I fucking love you”
Giggling into the kiss you smile “hm I love you more”
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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years
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Not again...
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The car didn't even had stopped, and Chisaki already had burst the door and started to run the faster he could manage towards the place Mimic had trackened.
"Overhaul they say they are in a building!" Chrono shouted as he loaded his gun in the middle of his running while Mimic tried to mantain his balance on Rappa's shoulders while he followed his boss.
Chisaki didn't shouted back a response, legs hurting already from how much force and speed he was putting on himself to reach that cursed place.
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"Kai!" He lifted his gaze from his papers only to smirk at seing you pouting on the door frame "Is been like hours you're there!"
"How pleasing it is to know that you've been tracking time to tell me this dearest." He sighed sarcastically before deciding to put a end on his work for today.
The way you smiled bringed the warmth he missed and didn't even knew he needed after all of his years of... coldness and loneliness.
"Well, I don't want you passing out on your desk like the other ti-"
"I thought we weren't going to talk anymore about this." He growled in embarrassment, making you laugh immediately.
The worst is that he wasn't embarrassed by sleeping on his desk accidentally, but actually flustered at remembering the way you had appeared and left a kiss on his forehead, making him let out a 'I love you' without even thinking.
After you stopped laughing he only scoffed, eyes growing worried while his gloved hand went to your cheek to stroke lovingly and carefully.
"Any better?" Your face immediately fell, the one bright with laughter turned into a sad and hopeless smile.
"Y'know..." You sighed, bringing your own hand to his to hold right against your cheek for a bit longer "I am already used to it."
He glared and grabbed your wrist with his free hand, squezing a bit.
"But I am certainly not." He growled, while you still remained with that lost of hope expression while you sighed.
"Is just... life Kai. We don't choose those things."
He brought you to his chest as he crushed you on a hug, holding your scalp and waist on his firm grip as he glared daggers at the ground.
He was working to find a cure. He couldn't just take this. Why such a beautiful and pure soul like yourself have to had this curse?
The experiments were still being done. He couldn't use you to test, if something went wrong he wouldn't forgive himself.
He was first going to tell Pops about it, the moment the real bullets come out... you would be cured.
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His lungs hurted from the way he breathed in and out desperately.
His commurates, woth certain difficulty, followed him. The group stopping by a building as he finally got his breath back.
Yet he didn't spared a second before taking his glove out and placing it on the building... onpy to see that his quirl wasn't working.
"A fucking barrier. They plannned this Overhaul." Chrono cursed under his breath.
Chisaki punched with all his force the wall... surprisingly making it crack.
"DAMMIT!" He shouted at the tops of his lungs, making the three man widen their eyes at seing the anger and force on only that scream that even scared the birds from the florest away.
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"Dont you know the meaning of the word 'wait' woman?!" He shouted right behind you, growling in defeat at again failing on grabbing on your hand and forearm.
You giggled at his irritated and annoyed expression as you continued running.
"Maybe if you didn't depend it on your quirk so much you would be able to- SHIT!" you accidentally tripped on your own foot and prepared for the impact... only to feel a pair of those strong arms you absolutely loved around you, preventing your fall.
"You see, this is called karma, brat." He pinched your cheek rather painfully, making you whine in protest. "What if you got hurt huh? You could have gotten a bruised knee or arm, allowing some filth germs and bacterias to enter."
"Dramaaaaatic!" You singed in mockeness before yelping a bit at the discret pinch on your butt before he lifted you guys up.
He only arched a dissaproving eyebrow at you when you smiled back a him... The sun even seemed to make you shine even brighter.
"You know that I always will come back to you, even if hell itself tries to tear me away." You chirped with a smile, making his frown go deeper.
He absolutely despised the double sense on that sentence...
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In less than minutes Rikiya appeared and aling with Rappa, both had breaked the wall, Chisaki jumped through the rest of the broken concrete before looking around with wide and hateful eyes.
"(Y/N)!" he shouted, coughing a bit at sieng how dirty this place was, but his mysophobia was weak compared to his wish of getting you back "(Y/N)!" He shouted again.
"Nothing in here!" He heard Chrono and Mimic's yells from behind him as he scowled even more, hives appearing in huge amount on his skin.
"LOOK FOR HER!" He commanded as he runned through that rather giant place, apparently it was once one of those basements of farms things or similiar, due to the big constructure and the akount of open and broken rooms.
He went to shout your name again before he froze.. seing the villain who had announced your kidnapping... in front of a stabbed and bruised... you.
"Where's that yakusa of yours now huh? No where right?" He say it sadistically while he wiped his knife on his clothing.
Chisaki almost throwed himself on that bastard, but he mrely gave him a punch so hard on his jaw from behind that even heard the cracking and sended the man towards the wall.
No no NO NO GOD PLEASE NO-!
"Don't... worry..." you said between choked breaths, eyes teared but yet so relieved at seing gim in your front, wide and watery golden eyes staring at you as he tried to heal you back with his quirk... but didn't work it.
It never did...
"Angel please hang on I-" he said desperately but choked back a sob as he felt your hand cupping his cheek lovingly.
"Stop this... we will see each.. o-other soon... remember..?" He clenched his jaw tightly under his plague mask, holding your hand that was becoming colder and colder each second that passes.
Not again... not again!
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25... twenty five times he saw that happening again and again.
He hated your quirk more than heroes themselfes... Evertime some accident happened, even the minors ones... you would die. No matter the quirk or someone that tried to stop it... you would always die.
25 times he saw the love of his life dying in front of his eyes... and returning it back for a few days as the form as a child... with no memories until you recuperated them.
Sometimes it took weeks for you to regain your memories... and when you did, it took at least three days for you to come back to your original form.
"Chisaki!" Your childish voice ranged and he forced himself to smile a bit, seing you unharmed was a at least the good part...
He crouched down with a sigh, accepting the small sakura flower you had handed it to him.
Normally he would keep himself far away from a child... he didn't felt comfortable neither happy being near them... Eri was a pure example of that.
Yet, he couldn't bring himself to despise the little girl that was his lover, blushed cheeks and a pure smile on her lips as she giggled in embarrassment and glee at seing that he had accepted her gift... even despite knowing his... not liking of touching.
Though how on earth he could be repulsed by you? He only found out what it meant to be happy and... loved because you teached him, because you showed him...
He also noticed that comparing from the first times you were in this form, right now you were way more comfortable with him... just like him.
But god, how difficult it was for to pretend to not be disgusted or consumed by hate at you having such a cruel quirk. Allowing you to die many times and returning it back...
You turned around to pick more flowers before you stopped... completely frozen in your place.
"Something wrong brat?" He sighed in false annoyance, before his breath caught on his throat when he saw the look you gave to him right after.
Hopeless... sad and hopeless look.
"It happened again, didn't it?" Your child like voice manifested in pure sadness as he felt his eyes burning.
Those bullets. He needed them. His angel needed them badly.
"Yes..." he sighed in defeat, letting the flower of sakura fall from his gloved hand before he felt your tiny arms circle around his neck "It was my fault angel..." he lifted you up and clinged your small form to him "Im so-"
"You weren't responsible for that building falling Kai. Stop blamming yourself." You frowned more seing the hives slowly appearing on the side of his neck.
"I swear on my grave. I am making a cure for you, just you wait. You will be free from your sickness my angel. I promise."
You giggled bitterly, clearly not believing his words.
He was. You weren't going to suffer anymore... he promised.
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He felt the hives appearing in a hige amount of quantity as he brought your cold body to his, letting his tears drip down form his face to your chest as he rested your head on his shoulder and squezzed your body to his... not caring about the blood coaxing his clothes.
"Not again..!" He sobbed, holding your body with one strong arm while the other was subsconciously touching the ground as he holded your legs on his forearm.
His chest hurted, his skin was burning hot and he somehow catched the voices of his commurates and the fucker who had just done this.
"Overhaul!" Chrono shouted, noticing the small bits of concrete starting to float around his childhood friend k eeling on the ground with his dead lover.
"NOT AGAIN!" he let out a bloody, long and loud shout that everyone on that room swore every person on Japan had hearded it... the building started to crack and broke in many pieces forming sharp spikes going into all directions while plataforms formed. Chisaki's quirk was absolutely out of control, yet some spikes of metal had pierced the villain's chest, blood spreading through the room as Chisaki's shout only continued.
"EVeRYOnE OuT oF ThE FuCkInG BUilDinG NoW We RE GonNa FuCkIng DIe!" Mimic sgouted as Rappa and Rikiya quickly made their way out as Chrono tried to get closer to you and Chisaki.
"CHISAKI-!" He cursed out loud when more spikes and ataforms formed, not having any more choices than getting out of the crashing building before he got injured.
The mans got out of the that place intacted... Overhaul's hatred and painful shout only coming to an end when the building was completly destroyed.
"Is Overjerk still alive after that?!" Rappa shouted before getting punched by a very angry Mimic.
Chrono widened his eyes and took of his mask in respect and sorrow at seing the scene he saw his friend going through many times as Mimic only muttered a lainful curse in sympathy.
Chisaki, blood dripping down from the right side of his face, walking slowly out of the scrubs with heart broken eyes but hateful gaze as he stared at the ground... on his arms he carried a little sleeping girl, that seemed to have 4 years at maximun by her appearance, enveloped by his oconic green jacket.
Only Pops, Mimic and Chrono knew about your quirk... so when Rikiya and Rappa saw the badass and cruel boss of them holding a child ok his arms was slightly shocking.
"Boss what is-" Chisaki passed thorugh them without a word, walking numbly towards the car, Chrono noticing how he tighten his grip on the little one as his eyes darkened a bit.
"What the hell is Overhaul doing with a brat?" Rappa mumbled more in disbelief than shock.
"Is his chick's quirk. Can't exactly die." Mimic muttered.
"The more (Y/n) dies, the longer it takes for her to recover her memories of Overhaul and goes back to her original form..." Chrono completed, following Chisaki but giving him his privacy and distance.
He knew that the moment the first bullet came out, Chisaki at this point was going to force that thing into your system... after all, you were indeed one of the few persons he cared for more than anything.
His plan was for to retribuit Pops and free you from your curse after all.
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𝑹𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏 - 𝑳𝒆𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏
"'𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒖𝒏 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒚 ♡"
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If it wasn't for the flickering light in the distance, I would have sworn that I had been attacked with a sudden rush of insomnia. My bed sheets were twisted around my body from my tossing and turning so often. All I really wanted was to get some rest. But with that light, it seemed almost impossible. I sighed. This was hopeless. I opened my eyes and saw the light once again flickering outside my window. The light was too distracting, making me unable to close my eyes and drift off to a dream-filled sleep. On, off, on, off. It was starting to get really annoying.
I turn towards my side table to look at my phone. The light of my phone slightly hurts my eye due to the sudden brightness. It was 2 am and I still couldn't sleep. While looking through my phone my stomach starts rumbling. "Ramen won't hurt right now" I thought to myself. I get out of bed, struggling cause of the blankets being wrapped around me. I throw on an oversized hoodie and walk out of my shared apartment. I was passed the flickering light silently cursing at it, hoping someone would fix it soon. I walk into the convenience store greeting the tired looking cashier, I grab a few chip packets for me and my roommate knowing that if i didn't get anything for her she would probably kill me. I walked to the ramen section, my favourite ramen caught my eye and there was only one left.
I was about to get the last pack of ramen when someone grabbed it at the same time. I didn't notice that there was another person in the store. I look beside me to see a boy with beautiful tan skin. He reminded me of the sun, golden and just beautiful. "Hey, I was going to take it...." I stuttered for some unknown reason. "I took it first" he said bluntly while walking away. I sigh, could this night get any worse. I walk up to the counter with just the packet of chips and a drink, I was about to leave the store when i heard someone call me. "Hey, you" said the same voice before but this time more friendly. "Im sorry bout how I acted before, you wanna share?". I was shocked by the sudden question, well was i going to say yes and eat my favourite ramen with a complete stranger who i didn't even know, or go back home wishing i could have had some ramen. "Uh..sure" i say hesitantly. "Its fine im not going to poison you, im good at making ramen." he said chuckling.  
I sat down across from him, it was kinda awkward at first. "Are you new around here, i haven't seen u around before" he lied. "Uh...nah me and my friend have been living here for 5 months now" i replied. "Oh thats a bummer, i could have showed u around" he mumbled softly not loud enough for me to hear. "Sorry what was that" i asked. "Oh nothing.. I'm Dong-hyuck but my friends call me Haechan, Full sun or God of Visuals (I mean that aint wrong bahah)" he replied joking bout the last part. "Hahah, that's nice, Im y/n y/l , just y/n l/n".  
"So why are u here eating ramen in the middle of night with a random stranger you dont know?", he questioned. "Well technically we aren't strangers anymore we are acquaintances", I replied back smartly as a joke. " Haha true,but really why, is everything okay?". "Yeh yeh its just im kinda stressed out lately, i recently just moved out with my friend, and we both are looking for part time jobs". "And not to mention that fucking light that wont stop blinking outside my window" I said answering his question. ".... haha whoops that might be my fault, me and my friends were walking down the street drunk on my birthday and I might have accidentally thrown something at the light" he replied laughing nervously.  I gave him a death glare. "Jk im not mad, anyway what bout u"? " Oh well i usually sleep late, my sleep cycle (whatever u call it) is kinda messed up when I don't have any sched- i mean when i dont have Uni. Plus Doyoung was being annoying as usual, he refused to make me something to eat and we ran out of ramen, so here i am. "D-doyoung?" I repeated slightly confused . "Ohhh....one of my roommates". I nodded slowly listening to the rest of what he was saying. But that name started lingering in my head. I swear to god the name Doyoung and Haechan sound so familiar. But where have i heard it before?
We continued talking for a long time, laughing and getting to know each other. We had plenty of things in common, he was really chill and was pretty nice. Unlike what I first thought when we "first met". Our conversation about how annoying our roommates were got interrupted when i got plenty of texts from my roommate herself. "y/n where tf r u. I got up to get a glass of water and you were gone. It fucking 4 in the morning" it read. Holy shit 4am already, i look at the top of my phone to see 4:09 displayed. "Omg im sooo sorry i have to go, i didn't realise the time, you should go to, im soo sorry" i apologised once again. "Hey its fine, again my sleep scheduled is pretty messed up im used to sleeping at this time". "Im not really that tired, do u mind if i walk u home, I dont wanna head back just yet" he replied kinda nervous. "Oh sure" i said smiling. I was glad I had company walking back.
We laughed along the way back to my apartment. I scolded him for being too loud, afraid we might disturb the people around at this time. "Shhh" i laughed while playfully hitting him . We arrived at my apartment and as i was about to head in...."Well then I hope to see u around, and hopefully next time I don't have to break the light to get your attention" he said quickly while quickly running away. And entering the apartment diagonally across the street. That's when it clicked.  
<<<<Flashback>>>
"Hey Haechan dude, look the girl you like just moved in across the street ", doyoung yelled loudly at Haechan as a joke trying to embarrass him. "Omg Doyoung you so fuckin annoying". "Im sorry bout him, he is joking, welcome to the neighbourhood btw" he yelled to me before pushing doyoung back inside. " Taeyong hyung Doyoung's being a little bitch again" haechan yelled inside the house. I just started laughing confused about what had just happened. Something inside  told me that moving here was one of the best decisions of my life but i dont know.
<<< Reality>>>
I laughed to myself quietly realising that i was right about how i had felt that day.I walked into my apartment, welcomed by my VERY confused roommate."Hey" i simply said. "Dont HEY me, Yah where were u, i thought u got kidnapped or something..." she kept rambling on. I started walking into my room. "Bro are u even listening to me, whats gotten into u" she asked while shaking her head going into her room. I laid in bed hugging my pillow while smiling like an idiot. I can finally fall asleep now, cause maybe I could "run into him" the next day.
- 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒚 𝑮
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꧁𝔻𝔸𝔹𝕀 𝚇 ℝ𝔼𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ꧂
𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚁𝙴:ℝ𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖
W͟A͟R͟N͟I͟N͟G͟:18+/C͟U͟S͟S͟I͟N͟G͟/K͟I͟D͟N͟A͟P͟I͟N͟G͟/I͟N͟J͟U͟R͟Y͟/M͟U͟R͟D͟E͟R͟/DADDY KINK
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𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕊𝕋𝕆ℝ𝕐
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚄𝙰 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝙾𝚅 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚋𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜.you also grew up with aizawa,mic,and all might as kids
YOU QUIRK:DEMONIC SOUL:you were able to form different indestructible black and red weapons you can also form blades in your palms and you can fly with a dark mist under you
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𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℙ𝕆𝕍
𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚄𝙰 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜.𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚝.𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎.
You:"𝙸𝙼 𝚂𝙾 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙸𝙼 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝙷𝚄𝚁𝚁𝚈"
???:nah it's ok hey your really pretty what's your name sweetheart?
You:oh its Y/n
???:cute name I'm dabi it's nice to meet you
You:you to I have to go now bye
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𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕊𝕂𝕀ℙ 10 𝕄𝕀ℕ𝕌𝕋𝔼𝕊
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You show up to the school a little early and you go to the office.
You:hey aizawa
Aizawa:hey Y/n mind teaching my class for the day
You:NOPE not happening
Aizawa:HAHA fuck you
You:nice talking to ya to
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𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪
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On your way home from a long day at work you start hearing creepy whispers coming from behind you.you start to walk fast and the whispers keep getting louder and louder.soon enough you are running full speed for your house then you get hit on the head with a hard object.you wake up blindfolded hearing unfamiliar voices except one.you have heard one of those particular voices befor recently you just cant remember from when or where.one of the people in the room unblindfold you.you see three people.a girl with blonde hair and two messy buns,a blue haired guy with crusty musty lips with a hand on his face,then you recognize the man you bumped into earlier in the day.
You:WHAT IS GOING ON WHERE AM I
Dabi:GEEZ calm down its rude to do anything without introducing your friends to your guests so let's get started so this
*gets cut off by toga*
Toga:HI I'm toga it's very nice to meet you I hope we can be best friends for life
Dabi:ok well and this is shigiraki*points to the hand guy*
You:ok my name is Y/n NOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IM HERE
Shiaraki:GOD DAMB YOUR LOUD*puts four fingers around you neck*to be honest I dont know why your here either dabi wanted to do this so technically I can kill you without hesitation
Dabi whispering to shigi:have you seen her quirk its DEMONIC SOUL
Shigraki:so what are we gonna do shes a hero I dought shes gonna switch sides in free will
Dabi takes out a needle with green liquid in it and injects the stuff into your neck.you scream in pain as you black out
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(YOU LOST ALL YOUR MEMORY OF BEING A HERO AND TEACHER at UA)
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The LOV simply then explained to you that your dad was a villan and you were too.you were hesitant to agree because part of you knew it was a bit sketchy but you didn't think into it to much.you accepted being a villian and part of the LOV.soon after you and everyone started becoming close friends but there was a even closer bond forming between you and dabi in comparison to the others.eventually you and dabi started dating.
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𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕊𝕂𝕀ℙ 2 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝕋ℍ𝕊
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You:SHIGIRAKIIIIIIII
Shigiraki:WHAT
You:YOU DECAYED THE FUCKING TOILET HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
Shigiraki:IT JUST HAPENS CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING
You:NO I HAVE TO PEE
Shigiraki:SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME
You:FUCK YOU I'm going for a walk
ALL:BYE
As walk to the park you also stop at the bathroom when you come out you see a green haired boy you realize you some how know him from somewhere but you can't remember.he then sees you and starts to freak out.
???:Y/N
You:wait how do you know my name
???:WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
You:why would I be dead
???:you went missing like 2 months age
You:wait who even are you
???:what do you mean its me izuku midorya
You:yeah I don't remember that name
You then start to hear dabis voice yelling for you
You:sorry I have to go bye
Izuku:NO WAIT EVERYONE IS GONNA BE SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU
you out run him and he couldn't catch up.you were soon at the base late at night.as the night went on you got curious on what that boy izuku was saying was true.you confront dabi on subject. He then starts going one about you being kidnapped by another Villan group then LOV kidnapped you back.it struck you as weird at the time but you didn't really mind.
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𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕚𝕫𝕦𝕜𝕦
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Izuku:MR.AIZAWA MR.AIZAWA
Aizawa:what is it izuku
Izuku:Y/N IS ALIVE I RAN INTO HER AT THE PARK
Aizawa:you know we don't make jokes like that
Izuku:BUT ITS NOT A JOKE
Aizawa:yeah ok now get out of my classroom
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𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕃𝕆𝕍
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Everyone was planning on going to the local bar but you didn't know because you were taking a nap.dabi wanted to wear his favorite sweatshirt but he couldn't find it and it turns out you were wearing it and nothing else underneath it except your underwear.the bad thing is that the cheat shirt is so big on you it goes down to your knees so No one could tell if you wearing anything under. Dabi walks into the room and sees you waking up and sees your wearing his sweatshirt.he makes you get up.he try to pull the sweatshirt over your head ad but you resist.as your begging for him to stop he uses his full strength to pull the sweatshirt up.he pulled it up so high your breasts were showing.he freezes and blushes like a tomato.
Dabi:WHERE YOUR CLOTHS
You:cloths are so uncomfortable
Dabi:OK whatever just go get dressed we are going to the local bar
You:OK
You then give Dabi a kiss and walk to go change.you change into these high waisted jean shorts and a croped hoodie.then you walk out of the changing room.
Dabi:what are you wearing
You:ummm cloths
Dabi:you have way to much skin showing
You:I'm a grown adult I'm fine
Dabi:whatever your getting a punishment later tho let's go
Everyone walks to the bar,goes in,and takes their seats.you guys are having an Amazing time then you turn around looking for the waiter.you then see a group of people that you recognize but don't remember.you notice a guy with long black hair and a scarf and a blond headed skilled head looking man.you start to have a bunch of flash backs of you and them together then you see a bunch of teens.you see a boy with purple hair, you see a boy with yellow hair and a lightning bolt on his hair,and you see the same green haired boy you saw earlier.you head starts to hurt after the flash backs end so you go to the bathroom.you then see a girl with pink hair and skin with horns,she then sees you.
???:OMG Y/N ITS YOU WE ALL MISS YOU SO MUCH
You:umm sorry but do I know you
Mina then pouts
???:WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS ME MINA OSHIDO
you:sorry I don't remember you
Mina:well you must remember the rest of the guys
Mina then drags you to the table with all the people you had flashbacks about and that you recognized.
Mina:LOOK GUYS I FOUND Y/N
Everyone gets really happy to see you and starts talking to you but you can't even remember them.dabi starts to get worried because how long you were taking in the bathroom.he then starts walking to the bathroom seeing you at the other table.
Dabi:baby why are you at this table
You:the pink girl brought me here
You point to mina
Aizawa:why are you here with dabi
You:why not
Aizawa:umm he's a villan
You:ok and
Aizawa:AND
You:I don't see the problem because I'm a villan too
everyone:WHATTT
You:look strange people I don't even know you
Dabi:let's go back to the table
You guys go back to your table and have some more drinks
Shigiraki:I'm tired I'm ready to go back to the base
Toga:me to
You:ok let's go
You all start to walk back to the base and when you all get back Shigiraki and toga tell you and Dabi they are going to bed.you and Dabi walk into Dabis room.you run and jump onto the bed.
You:let's watch a movie
Dabi:really baby have you already forgotten.i have to punish you for wearing such skin showing cloths to the bar
You:BUT I WANT A MOVIE
You wined playfully
Dabi:nope not happening
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Dabi then throws himself on top of you pinning you onto the bed.he then leans down and kisses you passionately,you kiss him back.as time goes on the make out session became more rough.slowly he starts to slide off his clothes and your.when it comes time he gets really nervous so nervous he was gonna go in to deep or end up hurting you in some way.after you calmed him down you realized how much he actually cared for you,that made you love him even more.after a few minutes of Dabi playing with your body with his hands he then decided it was time for the suck.you then get on your knees.
You:your cock is so huge I love it
You then put the head in you mouth massaging it with your tongue.you then put it farther in your mouth.pulling it in and out of your wet mouth,every time putting it in your mouth you put more in.dabi then trys to hold back his moans because he doesn't want to kill the mood.dabi then can't contain himself he then throws his head back from overstimulation.
Dabi:wound you rather continue in your mouth or start taking this in you perfect pussy
You:yes please
He then picks you up,puts you on the bed,and pins your knees to your ears.when Dabi put the head in you couldn't help but let out a moan.
Dabi:a-are you ok y/n
You:i-im fine go deeper please just g-give it all to me please
Dabi the freezes with a surprised look on his face for a second surprised on how much you wanted him.he then gives you a reassuring nod then slowly sliding himself deep into you,reaching all the spots you didn't expect him to be able to reach.you try your best to not be to loud so you won't wake anyone up.he then starts slowly thrusting in and out .
You:pl-please harder
Dabi then starts to get more confident and comfortable and he starts going faster and faster so fast your juices start to foam up and become foged white.dabi then starts going faster.
You:D-da oh shit D-DADDY
you then realize what you said,you turn tomato red,and covered your face with your hands.dabi then stops with a shocked look on his face.he then realized that you revealed one of your biggest insecurities to him,your kink.he realized you loved and cared for him enough to reveal your biggest secrets you wouldn't tell anyone else.the more he thought about it the more turned on he go and the more he wanted to continue and make you feel as good as possible. Right before he was able to start again someone burst through the door.
Toga:DABI LOOK TWICE IS BACK
Toga and twice then realized what they walked in on and they slowly shut the door.you then start to laugh will getting off the bed to take a shower.
You:who's twice
Dabi:oh hes just a friend
You:oh ok
You and dabi shower and get dressed by the time yal are done its morning and you can already here people talking in the main area.you two walk out into the main area
Twice:hi guys how was last night,your and slut
You:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
You then form a knife and hole it up to twice mask close to cutting it.Suddenly
You start to feel really sick,you grab your stomach hold your mouth and accidentally drops the knife almost hitting twice foot.you then run into the bathroom and start to throw up really bad.dabi then runs in behind you holding your hair back and rubbing your back for you.
Dabi:let it all out
After all that Dabi puts you to Bed and goes back out to the main area with toga and twice.
Twice:how is y/n,she's a bitch
You throw a rock at twice from the other room
You:SHUT THE FUCK UP TWICE
Twice:grumpy much
Toga:twice she has a point
Dabi:yeah she does
Twice:I feel so betrayed by my own friends
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You and everyone realize that your illness is becoming more frequent and that you were becoming more round. Eventually everyone took you to the doctors to see what was wrong with you.you guys find out you are pregnant.you and Dabi get really excited and happy but toga shigi and twice look scared
You:whats wrong you guy's
Shigiraki:ummm why shouldn't we be worried
You:idk
Shigiraki:imagine having a kid end up with either of you guy's quirk that they can't control
Dabi:well I never thought about that
You:you got a point
Everyone then goes back to the base and discuss what we are gonna do
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Shigiraki calls everyone to the main space for a group meeting
Shigiraki:dabi I know your not gonna like this but we have to bring y/n on a mission
You:YAAAYY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON ONE IN SOOO LONG
Dabi:well as long as it doesn't risk her life
Shigiraki:the thing is that the stuff she 8s tasked to do she only has a 30% chance of survival
Dabi:then she is simply not doing it
Shigiraki:I know how you feel but we need her quirk and if your not willing to let me use her then I can easily just kill you the use her as I wish
You:baby I promise I will stay alive no matter what
Dabi:fine just don't die on me ok
You nod then you get ready for the mission.after an hour shigiraki explains the plan and apparently all it is an ambush on a bunch of pro heros that are together.you guys then get to the top of a building
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whistlemist · 5 years
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Take Out Night
Tim did not have time for this.
There was a meeting going on back home with his family. One of the most important meetings they always had that, for the bat-kids, was pretty much life or death. It was always about strategy, cunning, and wit.
It was the family takeout night.
Someone got to pick what the whole family would order, no exceptions, no other fast food, no other options. It took a whole hour meeting of them trying to outsmart each, to impress Bruce so they could get the main prize and tonight Tim wanted Chinese food.
Which means that getting kidnapped wasn’t a good start to this afternoon. With a scowl on his face, he dug his heels into the carpet as the masked man was trying to drag him out of WE. It only worked a little since Tim was small and bearly when over the 110 marks. This might be why he was kidnapped so often because all they had to do to Tim Wayne was toss him over their shoulder.
The heels in the carpet did nothing, he was still dragged along like it was nothing. When they got to the car he looked up at the man. “Listen, I know you ‘re probably really good at this, but it’s family Take out and Movie night and I really want to win the food part, so can I just write you a check and go?”
“Get in the car kid!” The man growled grabbing him by the back of his shirt before forcing Tim inside the backseat, soon the other two men had shown up getting into the car before driving away. “Shut up and I won’t kill you, kid!”
Grumbling Tim crossed his arms eyes closed. Now he had a huge problem. Last few times he had lost to Dick and Jason. Italian food and Burgers where good but he really wanted to eat some Chinese food! It’s not like he could let his chance slip again! Not with Jason and Dick both plotting about some sorta new food, whatever it was called, but he wanted sesame chicken and pork fried rice damn it!
“I can write it right now. I have my checkbook and a pen,” Tim offered and when they said nothing he frowned. “Come on! What teenager has a pen nowadays?! Please….?! It’s a family food ad movie night!”
“I said shut up!”
Sitting back Tim started to tap his foot trying to think of an escape plan that would be simple enough for Tim Wayne. This would have been so much easier as Red Robin. He’d just knock them out before heading home.
Looking out the window he thought about throwing himself out the door but Tim knew that not only was that risky but did he really want to risk getting injured and stuck int he hospital with no food that he had his heart on? Nope! Time to think of something else.
After a few minutes, they pulled into an alleyway. Alright, this could work for him. Maybe just slip away when they weren’t looking. Easy, simple, he liked this.
Suddenly the car came to a stop in the middle of the always. Sitting up Tim looked around confused on why where they just here in the middle of this place where anyone could find them?! Handn’t they done this before or at least looked it up online before deciding to kidnap one of Wayne’s children?!
“Get the other car,”
Oh, they had a second car. Well, points to that. As he was yanked out of the car Tim just went limp, pretending to pass out. If they thought he did maybe they would have some struggle to get him the next car.
Suddenly he was just tossed over someone’s shoulder. Well, that never worked, why would it work now? Despite that, he was ready to figure out how to get home. The sound of something opening let him know that was probably the truck. Still being limp he was lowered down laid on the floor of the truck before it slammed shut.
Opening his eyes only after he felt the car starting Tim crossed his arms looking up into the darkness with a scowl on his face. Alright, now that he was alone there was an unknown window of time. First, he felt around with his hand looking for the strap that was often used in case kids got stuck in the trunk. Feeling around he found nothing.
“Right,” Tim mumbled before moving around to reach down to his watch pressing a button as small light blinked on. Taing off the watch he set it on his chest before moving to reach down to his show. A twist of the heel was made to reveal a lock picking kit. “Alright time to get out of here so I can get my food.”
Taking out the tools he started to mess with the lock moving the tools around trying find the right… mechaizmen…. A click. Ah ha! Carefully he held onto the lid waiting for the car to pull to a stop that way jumping out wasn’t going to cause to harm. Finally, it pulled to a stop peeking out he looked around the streets.
Carefully Tim slipped out of the trunk before moving carefully towards a shop. Going inside he kept down heading towards the back door when the front door slammed open “There he is!”
“Crap,” Tim shot off running towards the back door. Slamming it open he hurried over to the fire escape stairs. Lowering himself at the last moment he jumped up catching the end pulling himself up rushing up the stairs ignoring how his kidnappers struggled to try to get the stairs to pull down. “Sorry, I got to go!”
Getting to the top Tim looked around for an entrance. Finding the door he ran to it wiggling the handle only to find it locked. Now he could pick it but that would give the others time to reach him. Besides he didn’t want to lose his kit, it was brand new!
Going to the end of the building he looked over before humming. Yeah, that would be a perfect place to land on. Now all he needed was the sped. Running back to the end Tim took a breath before running full sped leaping off the building.
The second he got close enough to landing he tucked and rolled before springing back up running towards the door. Not waiting to see if it was locked or opened he kicked it open. No time to waste he hurried down the stairs to before ended up on a ninth floor.
Going out he realized he was in a realtor building. Luckily they had an elevator. Going over he pushed a button waiting. As he stood there Tim tried to fix his suit. It had gotten a bit crinkled with all that drama from work. Pushing the coat down trying to get the lines out e noticed that his phone was missing.
He would have to delete everything on there when he got home. Luckily it had a failsafe on it and if those thugs tried to use it the thing would fray itself out. Still, that was a nice phone! Had all his music on it… oh well, he’d pick up another one on the way home.
The bing, the doors opening as Tim walked in thinking about all his favorite foods he was going to be ordering tonight. Pork fried rice, sesame chicken, Sweet and sour chicken, beef and broccoli, cream cheese wontons, egg fu young, ah, there was much he was going to order and the leftovers he was going to put them in containers tomorrow that way he could eat them for and lunch.  
Getting downstairs he sighed before asking the front desk if he could make a call. He called a few of his brothers, Jason, Dick to come to pick him up.
But those jerks! They wanted him to give up his bid to take out! Hanging up on them Tim st his hands on his hips debating on what he was about to do and if it was childish enough to warrant the single e was about to give out.
It was time to be childish.
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“You know when you said you it was matter of life and death, I thought you meant actually dying,” Kon said as he carried Tim in his arms towards the Manor. “I don’t think fighting over what take out is life or death, Tim.”
“Have you’ve ever been to my family's take out night?” Tim asked as he held on smiling. He kissed Kon’s cheek. “Thanks for getting here so fast.”
“You screamed ‘Kon, I’m dying!’ of course I got there fast!” Kon said before smiling at the kiss. He held Tim a little closer before moving to fly lower as the Manor came into view. “You know for a place where some of the scariest people live is also one of the most beautiful places.”
“The Manor was in the talk of Home and Gardens,” It was said with pride because, well, yes Wayne Manor was a very lovely place to live and screamed wealth. As they landed on the balcony outside his room Tim gave Kon a kiss on the lips, a chase one but still loving. “Thank you, I’ll text you later!”
“See ya!”
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Once showered, dried and dressed Tim hurried downstairs. He would have to grab a phone from the cave, for now, to use until he got a new one. Once he picked one that he liked, copied all his things to the new phone Tim Destroyed the old one.
Running back upstairs he headed towards the kitchen Tim got there in time to see everyone watching the news. At first, he wondered what happened and if this ruined the chance of his food but then he noticed that it was his own kidnapping.
“Well, looks like Drake is fine,” Damian said turned around. “Shame, with you gone I would have been able to beat these idiots easily,”
“Shut up, Satan’s child!” Jason snapped at him as he crossed his arms. “Brat’s right now, it would have been easier.”
“Glad you’re alright, Tim,” Dick grinned going over to hug before pulling back face getting serious. “But it’s time to battle.”
“First things first,” Bruce came over to Tim “Post something your social media so people won’t keep report that you’ve been kidnapped.”
“Right,” Tim said glaring at Dick as the older Robin backed away as they eyes each other up. He took out his phone opening up his app while asking “What game are we playing tonight, Bruce?”
“We haven’t drawn out the games yet,” Walking over to a small bowl that had small pieces of paper folded up into squares. Holding it up Bruce nodded to boys as they all sat down around the island table waiting. Bruce shuffled the papers before holding one up. “First game tonight. Janga. The ten-second rule applies, everyone has that time to make their move, if you miss it, you’re out.”
Tim paused to take a picture of himself flashing a peace sign while added that he was safe at home and that it was thanks to Batman. Yeah, he’s dealing with the press another day. Looking back he was already thinking about how to make his first move, well depending on who went first second and third.
“Second part will be,” Bruce moved the papers again before pulling out another one looking it over for a second. “Calculations.”
Dick frowned slightly, not that he was bad at it but going against Tim? That was going to be a challenge not to mention he could tell that the stakes where high tonight. Tim had an air of wanting to win and it was strong.  
“After that, the final challenge will be,” A toss of the bowl before the last paper came out. “Connet four.”
“Tt.” Damian looked at the other three eyes narrowed. It was a simple childish game but placing that game in the mix with them? He knew he’d have to be careful. “When do we start?”
“Now.” Bruce turned around picking up the Jenga game opening it. “You know the rules, last one standing gets food order rights. Now, since we did it youngest to oldest last week, will go oldest to youngest.”
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Everyone wast tensely watching as Tim placed his last block on top as the tower wobbled a bit before going back to being still.  Once it stilled moved forward quickly eyes scanning the thing as his time was quickly going he got one block out placing it on top before they all paused as the thing wiggled more threating to topple over.
Crash!
“Yes!” Tim shouted throwing his arms up into the air “I win!”
“I’ll kill you, Drake!”
“You lot, so shut it!” Tim yelled as the two of them started to face off only to be ripped again. “Hey!”
“Enough!” Bruce set them down. “Damian, you lost. Alright, let’s move on with calculations.”
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Dick was struggling as he answered another question. On the paper there were ten questions, each of them made by Bruce, did he ever put an easy one? No! Not at all so he was trying to get done as soon as possible. If anything he had to be at least second to move on to the next round.
The scrapping of paper, however, was unnerving and he could hear how fast Tim was going. Damn, this was a major disadvantage with this challenge. Tim was a well-known genius and maybe people underestimated Jason but the second Robin was a lot smarter than most people knew.
The hope had been that Tim would have been taken out in the first round but since that didn’t happen he had to do his best to get all the answers right and to finish on time. The stupid timmer was a half hour but he almost cringed when he heard the small ping of the bell in and Tim call out that he was done.
Trying to force his mind to work fast Dick scribbled down his answers as fast as he could. The second bell made him wince as he could feel Jason’s smirk even though he hadn’t looked up. Once he was done he flipped his paper over and smacked the bell.
“Done!”
“Alright, there were two minutes and three seconds left on the bell.” Bruce closed his phone before taking all the papers reading them over. “Tim got every answer right.”
“Of course,” Jason rolled his eyes. “Come on, old man who’s it gonna be me or Dick?”
Taking a minute to go over both the papers Bruce took his time before looking up. “Jason is the winner. Dick, you forgot to show your work on two of these.”
“Noooooooo!” Dick cried laying his head down. “I wanted pizza!”
“F*ck yeah!” Jason yelled standing up before glaring at Tim, his hand patting his hidden gun. “Ready to lose?”
“Like that’s going to happen,” Tim glared standing full height though it did very little against how tall Jason was. “Get ready to be buried twice.”
“Damn, that’s cold,” Jason smirked. “Alright, bring it on!”
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The rules were the same as Janga, you have ten seconds to get your move in or you lost. Tim and Jason had been moving their red and black pieces as fast as possible as well as keeping tabs on each other’s moves.
Baby blue eyes and Lazurus’s green eyes glared at each other while they moved their pieces down into the slots as the pieces continued to fall until finally there was only a few moved left. Jason moving one over only he bearly missed the line as it fell into the wrong slot before he could snag it up.
“No! Damn it!”
Without hesitation, Tim put his second to the last piece in before jumping up with his hands raised high. “Yes! I am victorious!”
“Damn it!” Jason hit his fists on the table before sitting back. “Whatever, you got lucky!”
“Don’t be a sore loser, Jay,” Dick laughed as he moved to put the game away.
“It makes you look pathetic, Todd.”
“You were sulking this whole time!”
“Enough!” Bruce yelled as he pulled out his phone. “Alright, Tim, what are we ordering?”
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As the Silence of the Lambs played, it was near the end in the Family movie room. In front of them on the coffee table, it was full of Chinese take out boxes. Everyone had their own plate filled with this and that from the place and even got seconds.
Tim was in his chair next to Bruce watching the movie as he slowly ate the late of his food eyes closing a little. Even though the movie wasn’t scary to him, hell they have seen worse. With the last bite of his food, the warm bubbling feeling that had settled in his stomach the second the food had arrived was expanding as he felt relaxed and peaceful.
Shifting more he laid his head on Bruce’s shoulder slowly dozing up thinking about what leftover Chinese food he was going to eat tomorrow. Just before he could slip all the way under he made a mental note that next week he wanted Korean food.
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tropicalgoon · 5 years
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Spoilers for the Homestuck Epilogue below.
First things first, i had caught up reading Homestuck on the exact day the Gigapause started (10/16/13). So long pauses and people arguing about canon was pretty common. Then the comic ended but later we got snapchats. Once the snapchats started coming people were unsure how ‘canon’ the snapchats were. Also    
i was surprised with how fast the rest of the Epilogue came out. I figured it would have been drip fed like the comic was but reading it now i can see why that was not the case. If you haven't read the Epilogue i have one thing to say.
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTENT WARNINGS THEY ARE NOT JOKES.
With that out the way, i think the biggest shift in the Epilogue vs the actual comic is that everything is way more mature. While Homestuck was full of angsty, snarky teens and a lot of jokes, ironic and not, the Epilogue overall has a more somber, powerless mood to it.
Also one more thing, i do not have a fav character or ship. So that might be why im upset about how it is.
Now i read the Candy choice first so ill talk about that. Now as soon as i saw the juju i knew it was going to have an effect. And i was right, the juju makes people feel okay with their surroundings and so when John ate it he felt at ease with the chaos his life and friends were becoming. But hoo boy did everyone suck all around. 
i knew Gamzee was gonna be back and i was not wrong. i think the whole iVe bEeN GeTtIn mY MoThErFuCkIn rEdEmPtIoN On sO EvErYtHiN I Do iS GoOd was a funny bit but maaaaaan did it get a lil crazy. Jake has always been a doormat and easily manipulated. So nothing too new there but it was nice when he ran off with lil tavros. Also i guess hes the earth c equivalent to a kardashian.
 It really surprised me how fast Roxy got together with John. In fact the Candy Roxy is way different than the meat Roxy. i guess thats the juju at work. Rose was sick with an “illness” but soon after the candy was ate she got “better”. What actually happened was she stopped trying to open her mind to the infinite degree and just let herself live in the moment and be truly happy. It was nice to see her and Kanaya have a happy life, at least until everything went bad. As for Dirk i felt bad for him because he always had that whole meta textual self importance thing going on so when he offed himself i was like oh no. Its nice that him and Dave had bro-sesions.
And now time to talk about Jade, Dave, and Karkat. It feels like Dave and Karkat have mostly stayed the same with a few big differences.1) they both are a little less insufferable, 2) Karkat has accepted he is a leader and 3) their tip toeing around relationships was kinda annoying. Which brings me to Jade. She was butting into all three of their relationships trying to force them to admit feelings. While ive seen some people say Hussie killed Jade i personally dont think so. Jade was always a headstrong, stubborn person who would go after what she wanted and i mean she was on an island by herself for most of her life if she wants to have fun let her. 
Jane really went off the deep end. Which i dont think was so far off her canon personality in the comic. Her denying being xenophobic while being incredibly xenophobic was funny but also pretty real. While i didnt like they way she interacted with Jake it honestly fits in with what happens in the comic. (the trickster stuff, the crockercorp kidnapping). Her whole shadowy rise to hidden power was inevitable also i feel like she was really echoing the Condense on earth. Allowing Gamzee to spread his faith while funneling her wealth and fame into passing the policies and laws she wants. I do not think its out of character for her and Dirk to hate trolls since their lives were so affected by them. 
Johns depression clouding his judgement and making him not want to react was sad to read. It really felt like he was just drifting around, letting all of the situations and chaos just wash over him. So when he was talking to Terezi and she helped him make sense of things it was a nice turn of pace.
Speaking of Terezi, its sad how long she went chasing after (Vriska). As of this moment i dont really think the quadrant system is really in place anymore (at least relationships with humans in it). With John and Terezi talking to each other it really felt like blackrom.  “1F 1 W3R3 3V3R TO DO BL4CKROM 4G41N, 1T WOULD H4V3 TO B3 LOW K3Y”. It is sad her obsession with finding (Vriska) led to her dying in the void.
Seeing Aradia and Sollux was a surprise but they really didnt add much to anything (esp. Sollux). It was kinda funny how much of a dickhead Cade (Calliope Jade) was towards her. Cade was interesting. i really feel like she acts like she did in the comic. 
(Vriska) returning was also not a surprise. She THE most known character. Of course she would be back, but not by her own accord. She wants the spotlight, she HAS to have it. Now that she is trapped on earth c she is now out of canon and so she is out of the spotlight. Thats why she was wailing about needing to SEE it. I think its kinda funny she ends up having a quick fling with Gamzee, and he tries to sell her on his redemption arc bullshit. It really shows how far her obsession has let her fall.
And now its time for meat. Honestly im glad i read candy first because meat was really nice to read after candy. As i said with candy, i figured meat would be the more active of the two (duality like the cherubs). 
First off it was really nice to see how much Dave believes in Karkat and how he thinks Karkat would be leader earth c NEEDS. In Meat they still have their relationship drama with themselves and Jade. I really feel like shes slightly more direct in this one. After the blowup 
John dealing with Roses instructions, finding and bringing together the younger versions of themselves so they could go fight a younger Caliborn and getting sucked into the the house juju was not a surprise since its been theorized thats what would happen. Of course Rose did not warn him, or even tell him what to do. Even when the younger versions of Johns friends die and get hurt he still tries to save them. 
Jake is a very powerful figure in the new earth, he doesnt even realize it. Which leads to everyone trying to get him on their sides. I honestly feel like this is partly his page powers (but then again the classes and aspects dont mean all that much) but he has always been unconfrontational and a doormat. Dirk, Jane, Dave, and Karkat only want to use him for his ass and fame so they can further their agendas. 
i think its rather fitting that (Vriska) doesnt get to see how the battle against Lord English ended. It was GREAT to see Davepetasprite^2 make a comeback and fight Lord English. She KNOWS the final battle isnt her battle but she is still THE ONE who turns the tide. She’s the one who has brought the winning piece so its still a victory of hers by proxy. Also she does not have the talk with Vriska (rose and kanayas kid) on a clown throw pillow so she does not get to do the self reflection she needs. Instead she gets sucked into a black hole.
The Jane and Dirk combo was not surprising, they both had the hangups about Jake and i feel like it ended the same way. Once they got what they wanted it was no longer exciting, or mysterious. But reading the political sabotage and Dirks plans coming together made me realize he was using her for his own gains too. 
Now the whole Rose dying because her physical body couldn't contain the infiniteness of infinity was truly heartbreaking. Especially when Dirk was fucking with Kanaya. i do not know how much of Rose was being manipulated by Dirk and how much was her wanting to end her chronic suffering(2real4me). Addressing all of the....implications around those two. i really do not think they ran off to be together. i believe Rose is the first person Dirk has really connected with on a actual personal level. From what ive seen he does not really treat people as well... people. I think him and Rose are feeling the, “i am the only real person here and everyone else is a puppet” feeling John and Terezi was talking about. But unlike John, Dirk was never one to sit idly by, hes a mechanic after all. All the pieces have to be in place.
The whole bit with Cade and dirk taking control of the narrative was something i feel like has been building up for a long while. The unreliable narrator has been established a few times in the comic, in friendsim, and now in the epilogue. But it does raise a good question about who has been narrating the story and can they be trusted to give us the truth. We saw Dirk acknowledge that he is not unbiased and says things as he sees it. Cade says shes unbiased and just gives the whole truth but all i can think about is how she made Jane carefully cradle the juju and put it on the mantle. Watching Dirk outsmart Cade was defiently exciting to read. I cannot wait to see where all of this is leading to. 
Do i think thats the end of both of Davepetasprite^2 and Lord English? No, as the comic has always said,” Don’t turn your back on the body.” We dont know where they ended up but we’ll just have to wait for more to come out and i cant wait. Does Rose, Dirk, and Terezi (i guess) have an agenda, yes. Do i have any goddamn idea what that is? Nope, and im fine with that. Overall i enjoyed both of them.
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ghostlyfanparadise · 2 years
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Soon class ends and i go out in the hall way as fast as i could eathen caches up and sees my panic and asks “whats wrong” “i dont know maybe im crazy or going insane or something but i saw his eyes glows” he gives me a look of panic then says “ok we are going to talk about this at lunch oh and i mad a copy of the recording for you” “of course you did” i say he smiles i smile back then i rush to English heart still racing faster than it should soon its lunch and i go and sit across from eathen next to paul and diagnial to peter then Marie joins us and sits next to me eathen goes on and on for ever then the bell rings and says “ill fill you in on the rest later” then he goes rushing off this guy is ethir a stalker or very paranoid soon school ends and i get my stuff from my locker and throw my bag over my shoulder the both marie and eathen come walking up to me well more like running as we get out side i start heading to the jeep and they follow me “look guys im fine” i say “no you can get beat up in an ally by him” eathen says yup parinoid defently “look im fine” Marie rolls her eyes and they continue walking to the jeep Daniel unzips the window and asks “what are you guys doning” “they thing im going to be kidnapped or beaten up in an ally or something” i say “ok look you said his eyes glowed thats bot normal” Nathan says “im probably crazy it wouldn’t shook me” i say as i pht my bag in the back “uh hu” Marie says i get in the front and they back away “by” ethen says and marie just waves i see the look on his face and till somwthings wrong “whats wrong” i ask “glowing eyes means gould” he says “great so i just told them classified information” “well technically no you didn’t know” he says i sigh then say “ethen recored him earlier i have a copy do you want to hear it” i ask “yes” he responds i take it out and play it he stops in the middle of the road and says “what are your friends names the ones who walked you to the car” “marie and ethen why” i ask “the recording is gould im pretty sure and the fact they know somethings wrong makes them a target we need to find them” he says “i dont know where they live” i say “thats fine” he says as he hands me his phone and says “call the general his number is 530-208-907” i put it in the phone he picks it up and says “this is genral goerge hammand” i look at Daniel and he says “till him to run a check on both marie and ethan” “i don t know there last names” i say “thats fine” he responds “hello” the general says “ its me clara i Daniel wants you to run a check on both marie and Nathan i dont know there last names he belives there in danger because my math teacher is gould apparently and he thinks hes after them because they suspect something” “ok go around and see if you can find them” he says “will do” i respond then he hangs up “he wants us to look for them” i say and Daniel puts the car in reverse and starts driving around we dont see them after an hour we head back to the base when we get in i see the panic on the teams face “what happened” Daniel ask sensing the same thing as me “there are now three gould and we believe both marie and ethean are hosts” his face goes pail and my heart drops to my stomach “any idea were they are” i ask “no” jack says i feel like im about to break down so i walk out into the hallway and let myself fall to the ground crying
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serensama · 7 years
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V route asks
Hi guys I’ve just gotten a couple of asks that might be a little spoiler-y so I’m answering them here under the cut so no one has to be forced to see it!
WILL UPDATE THIS POST FOR EVERY SPOILER-Y ASK I GET SO YOU’RE NOT INUNDATED WITH IT ALL :) 
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@mc-of-my-life I am one of the camp leaders honey! I am all about V being happy but then Ray being happy too! I need that boy to live happily ever after, my soul depends on it. Granted this MC... WHO DOES THAT? Who lets themselves be kidnapped? Man as soon as the driver said that if i didn’t wear the sleeping mask that he had sleeping pills for me to use I was like- SERIOUSLY??? WHY NOT JUST CLUB ME OVER THE HEAD? 
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Yes. Yes they are my darling. I just want to hug Mama V so tightly, bless her. Also- I love her voice actor, such a beautiful calming voice, I wonder how V would have grown up differently if he had heard his mother’s voice as he went to sleep TT__TT sorry I have a lot of feelings about this TT__TT
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Let me tell you, coming from a psych background did that throw me in for a loop. I was like- you can see her morality? REALLY? Her ethics?? LIKE PHYSICALLY SEE THAT?!?!?! What you're likely seeing is her ego , what she’s portraying to society to meet societal norms. Her superego... that was becoming more and more distorted so if you could see that V... and you did nothing... I need to whoop your ass. Then again he’s quoting Freud so he may need an asskicking anyways. But I agree Nonny- I do believe that V can see more than most people, but i think that’s because he genuinely cares more than most people. Like he wants to take the time to get to know people and help them... sometimes to his ... and their... detriment. 
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OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. THE SASS. THE FACE. I AM HALF IN LOVE AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM. MULLET AND ALL. BLESS HIS FIESTY ASS.
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I understand that, trust me- i above all people do. I think V tried his best and got overwhelmed, thought that he could handle her issues and “love” the darkness out of her. I just really hate that Rika discontinued her treatment, knowing full well that she was capable of hurting anyone and she stopped it, that kills me, it makes me furious. It’s one thing if your mental illness is only affecting you but the moment it becomes detrimental to the people around you, becomes dangerous for the people around you- you have a god damn duty to take care of it. The emphasis is on choice, correct- but it also shines upon the consequences of choosing wrong. 
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Im pretty sure there’s going to be a Saeran route too, to make him so loveable is probably a ploy to see how we all react and how much we want to have one as well. So everyone please continue supporting Cheritz and letting them know how much we love them for their work and please- please let us have a Saeran route. It’s time to right all the wrongs here! *Zen is shocked to learn that tears have moisturising properties!? Immediately goes into his room and starts method acting to cry himself to sleep to wake up with glowing skin,.... but puffy AF eyes*
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I know honey, I know- I am here for you!!! I have to say that I DIED when they incorporated how much he loved art and painting and the good ending where he mentions canvases etc- I WAS REBORN! I was like.... am  I psychic or what?!?!? Hahahah I always figured that heh was an artistic person as a son of a people (who i thought was a painter and a singer) who are patrons of the arts, he would definitely be one to explore his artistic options. I was saddened to see that I wasn’t completely correct in that HC but I still love that in his blood, he is an artist. And at least one parent saw that  and nourished it TT__TT *cries for Mama V* OH GOD TT__TT Don’t even get me started on Ray, that poor fragile innocent bean. I will save him. Next time. I will save him and they will all be happy. 
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First Nonny: The only bad end I’ve ever done was Jumin’s and that was because I loved his little smirk in the bad end (yes you know the one). Cheritz would have done that on purpose, without a doubt. Kudos Cheritz, kudos!!!! They have some great writers on their staff who should be proud :)  Second Nonny: I know. In my head, i didn’t see him die so it didn’t happen. He got out. Saeyoung saved him and he’s alive and well. I saw it happening from day 4 with the way he acted when V came to save her- the level of possessiveness and panic he displayed proved how unstable and how reliant he was on her for his happiness... if she was to go away... and WASNT saved by the RFA... there was only one place for him to go TT__TT.... i hate being right. 
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WHY!?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT THAT INTO MY HEAD NONNY?!?!?! DONT YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR ANGST AND LOVE TRIANGLES?!?! TT__TT *scribbles down all the fic ideas she’s just been given*
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Jumin is a saint in every route. He is the Best. EVER. (not a jumin fan girl at all).  The sarcasm and eloquence to which he destroyed Rika made me smile and clap. She deserved to have all her preposterous ideas and excuses thrown back at her. But- but... she does need help. Serious psychiatric help and all the people who she brainwashed and manipulated need help too.... but omg... if it were just me and her, in a quiet room before she was taken away for treatment and still rather lucid- I would rip into her for hurting my babies. For breaking Yoosung. For betraying Saeyoung and destroying Saeran. For manipulating Jumin and crushing V.... and well thanking her for giving Zen a pat on the back and some flowers I guess and just leaving Jaehee alone... and then wishing her a good recovery and a lifetime to think over the wrong she had done!
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I don't think it’s a bad thing I mean... it’s kinda that same in the deep route- the one you’re romancing is almost always threatened of being overshadowed by the one still trying to win your heart. Only difference is that we didn’t get to really win Ray’s heart/get a good ending with him. Which is fair. BECAUSE I NEED A ROUTE JUST FOR HIM GOD DAMN IT. HE DESERVES ONE. HES GONE THROUGH THE MOST AND NEEDS THE MOST LOVE!!!  But I think V did shine in all of this- the reason why there’s so much support and outpouring of love for Saeran is because of what happens to him in the route. I honestly believe if Saeran got his happy ending and got reunited with Saeyoung and joined the RFA the amount of angsty love for Saeran would be cut by like HALF. We are a sucker for pain, and seeing a beloved character in pain makes us want to rally and support him... and now that V got his happy ending... everyone wants one for Saeran too. It’s only natural :) 
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There was this little boy. He was so so so bad.
Oh he was bad in the boys bunker.
Saint Luches complained to me he wanted to ring his little neck but he was too cute. But he was just smashing shit up all the time, making a mess and being disrespectful.
I went down i saw what he did and i said "oh he ain't too bad, put him in the girl's bunker"
"Are you kidding me? They'll all be dead by morning! Lets take him home with me. Ill whip him into shape"
"Oh i get to be a girl" oh he was a smart ass!! Oh he was gonna need a good fixing before he got too old.
"Oh I see why you wanna take him home. Hes kinda funny. It's been bored around the house kind of late"
"I know. Sex and food. Sex and food. I need something more substantial"
"Oh it's been great. I've loved it i must admit. But i love you and I might just love you, too, huh little girl?"
"Sex and food" he was tossing his head and mocking while i talked. I thought maybe he wasn't listening then he jumped and turned to face us "IM A BOY!" scared me He looked like he could kill me
"Oh i didn't know. Lets go. Keep on walking. Were almost there. Not too long now"
"Ima girl. Ima swish my hair" he tossed his shoulders and smoothed his hair down. But he twisted up his face all angry and did it. Which made it hilarious.
I tried to stifle a giggle.
He jumped in front of us again. We were both smiling this time, not worried about the future or the child between us.
"Alright let's go" he got between us and grabbed our arms and pulled us along fast. Boy walked fast for as tiny as he was.
Saint Luches looked at me wide eyes like OMG "these mood swings on this one What a wild one!!"
"Come on let's go" he chomped out at his throat
"Ohhhhh he's a cartoon"
"GI JOE, yep i hear it. Unfortunately he's the bad guy"
I Bent over at my waist "is that GI JOE, little one?"
"Come on let's go" he used the same gruff voice "what's this thing called?"
"An elevator"
"How did you know what he was asking about, babe?"
"He was looking up at the numbers"
"14th floor" said our little unknown soldier.
"Oh he's good. He knows what an elevator is used for. I wonder what his name is"
"My name's not Joe but you can call me Joe" he barged into our apartment with us.
"Oh this is gonna be fun!!" I wheeed myself in "you can put your coat here by the door"
"He leaves it on" saint Luches turned to tell me "wait wha???" He stopped and looked in wonder and amazement as the kid took off his coat
"Here you can put it on the hook up there. Im too short." Said the gruff boy "I always put it on when you get there because you take us outside you dummy dipshit"
"Woaaaah!! I love this kid already!! Hes so smart and kind! Totally gracious, too"
Saint Luches rubbed his face in agony like what the Hell did I do to my perfect life?!?!
"Dont worry, you're beautiful" I touched his arm as I passed from the foyer into the living room where he awaited for us, me and little dude.
"Are you two gonna have sex? My mom use to and ow my arm!"
I got on my knees next to him "Oh no. Here let me see it." I rubbed his long skinny arm "where does it hurt?"
"It doesn't i just wanted to see what you would do" still the gruff voice
"This isn't the first kid you brought home but this is the first lying one" I went to see saint Luches in the doorway.
"He barely did!!" Saint Luches complained "don't jump on the couch!! He's already called me a dipshit, too. And I'm gonna get him!!"
"Don't..." I put my hand on my forehead and turned, my hand sliding down my face as I did.
"Hey now I gotcha!!" He grabbed that kid off the couch and boy he started beating him about the head and shoulders. I can tell when Saint Luches is trying to be patient. And when he's really holding a temper. And when he's confused.
"Hey now, let's see. Come here" that little kid made sound effects as he latched onto my arm with his teeth. "He hasn't mentioned a dad. Just a mom. But apparently he doesn't like her either" i let little Joe tear At my arm and shake it in his mouth like a dinosaur. Pulling back hurts the kid with that tight a teeth grip and growing teeth shouldn't be damaged and in addition ripping my arm back increases the risk of ripping apart my arm in huge ways. Otherwise its bite marks and chew marks which heal much faster.
'What the hell!?!?!?!?" Saint Luches put the kid down "see? I told you! All dead by morning!!"
"He just needs some toys. Lets see what we have in the toy box by the window here"
"My mom's on drugs. I get toys"
"He can have them. Just leave you alone! God. What the Hell did i do here?!"
"The other boys will be here soon. You can ask them"
"My mom is on drugs. Yeah yeah yeah."
"Boys?"
"Just the Alan. I forgot the others.. Should be or are dead"
"My mom's on drugs. Yeah yeah yeah"
"What the Hell is he saying to you?"
"I know i heard you sweetie! My dad is a drug addict, too!"
"My mom, she says she's not an addict. Just on drugs, there's a difference. And we're not black. Just not white"
"That's okay. You can be any color you want to be"
"Nuh uh. I only stay one. I checked!!"
"Yeah don't you feel dumb?" Saint Luches asked.
"Why because idk how to change colors?" He crawled across the floor, "oh teach me wise one"
Saint Luches lost his funny bone with this one. I thought it was hilarious.
"Admit it! You want to laugh! Oh wise one bringing this lad to me!"
"He isn't wise! It was a joke!"
"At least the voice?! It makes it fun!"
"He's the evil guy on the cartoon show!"
"Well ask Alan. Because i don't think so, he's too smart. Plus he knew you were mad for him jumping on the couch"
"Oh jump on the couch" there he went.
"You deal with this one. You already been bit"
"Give me your hand. Now what do you want to do? Sit or get down? You could fall and get hurt"
"Fall? This is just like mine at home.. I thought"
"Its white!!" Saint Luches Makes so much sense to kids that are taught to jump on sofas then kidnapped.
"When this one is a little different sweetie. We prefer you didn't jump on it. So lets talk what's this guy's voice, the way you talk. Sound like, what does the cartoon character that most resembles your voice look like"
"Oh he's tall and nonchalant. He is for real. Let's watch see if it's on"
That little boy grew up into a man. He is on TV. He still pretends to be GI JOE, but in big kids style.
On SWAT. Criminal Minds.
He would be bad. And he would test patience and he used to be beat at home. He knew what a real ass whooping was.
I'd count if he didn't wanna get up and put away the toys. 1. 2.
"Can I watch tv still?"
"Pick up the toys it's still on"
3. 4.
"What number is it?"
"Oh i forgot. Now you be good so i don't have to count and I'll make some food/breakfast and we will eat on the floor in front of the white couch"
I made him pick up toys we left in the floor the night before. Then he Just took them right back out.
Saint Luches complained about them in the floor "hon, will you have him pick them up?"
"Sure babe" and he still complained.
I took him to work with me and we would watch cartoons till the last minute.
So Saint Luches got so mad. He said "im gonna go in late to work to see what you do to this kid. He's well behaved but there's toys all over the place"
He played with a doll. A block and 2 carton of cigarette boxes. That was it.
So he got us to time the cartoon and when 5 minutes was left he got the kid to put them under the TV
"Oh that was easy!! I thought you wanted him to do it as exercise. To practice! For when he went home or something and got old! Now you can quit bitching!"
Saint Luches was right, tho. He would killed those women. I had just finished telling him about a new lamp and how it was heavy. And he picked it up over his head. I didn't mention not to touch it. But i was in the floor when he decided to. Scared me to death.
Alan worked nights. So i started screaming for him cause i had just taken him breakfast in bed and he thought i was being dramatic
But really he just wanted to see how heavy the lamp really was.
I had been having bad dreams. We had just kicked Matt Hagan out for wanting to human traffic. And i kept dreaming he was going to go back for revenge. We had the new lamp and I had dreamed he attacked us with it. But kept plugging it in all over the house.
And I just saw his rage face when the kid had it.
It took saint Luches like 10 days to settle himself. Kids were not really his thing... Not kids he didn't understand.
Usually we sent most kids to the woman's side because all the girls fussed over the babies and young ones. So they were always mothered and taken care of.
I didn't have too much trouble with him. Usually he got his cars stuck in my hair if I forgot to pull it up. But he would drive them on my arms and shoulders.
I did take him to the doctor because he always gruffed the GI JOE voice. But the doctor said he didn't have damage and in time he would talk.
I had figured he felt either uncomfortable or comfortable and So he used a different voice than at home just because his life was different.
The doctor agreed it may be psychological. I Just wanted to ensure he didn't have a problem internally. So Saint Luches took him for the xrays the next day.
"He was fine. But he kept playing with those two empty cigarette cartons." Saint Luches told me
I told him they weren't cigarette boxes, they were cannons. Mac trucks, moving vehicles. They were every thing but empty cigarette cartons.
So Saint Luches bought him every thing under the sun. But still he wanted those empty cigarette cartons.
"Why?! Why?!? Why!?! Why do you do this to me?!?!" Saint Luches grabbed him by the shirt after crawling to him on his knees
"Because you tell me not to throw. I throw this you say good job. Paper airplane good job. Ball? Boy don't throw! I like all my toys to be throw. And lightweight" he said in a deep almost normal voice.
"See he's smart! And he listens to you!" I pleaded with him to find a happy medium.
So Saint Luches went into the toy box and pulled out all the toys the child could throw and put them seperate in a laundry hamper. "Throw. Throw. Throw. You can throw all these"
"But you told me this 'no throw' and this and this and this and this and this"
The child nearly emptied the hamper.
"Now what's he doing?"
"He is not negotiating with you. Hes telling you what you've told him before. I've seen him out the corner of my eye when we watch TV. Hes been testing you. Checking to see if you notice and what you say. I watch his face. Thats why we bought the lamp so I could see."
"So, what you're saying is I've told him no to throwing all these toys before?"
"Yup. No honey" i got down on the floor with them, unfortunately there was tears in the child's eyes 4 tears "HE is telling you. This is what you see he has said to you and i have repeated it. Okay babe?"
"So, now what do i do?"
"Reinforce"
I took each object and showed it to them both and said "throw?" Until the child nodded. And i put it in the basket. When it was full. I picked up all the items and threw them behind me. I didn't look. Just tossed them.
Then I asked Saint Luches to help me clean up.
Then they both sat in the floor with the basket between them. "Well! Don't just sit there! Throw"
And the kid tossed some balls. Into the floor a foot from him.
"No, Saint Luches. I want you to throw with him" i got a toy from the basket "baby look. Throw?"
"I just said that yeah!"
"Ok baby look let me see your hand" i put the ball in his hand and made his wrist move to throw the ball out onto the floor. "Come on you can do better than that!"
Took him 2 days to learn to play with the 6 year old (we guessed) child.
Eventually we got another basket and they practiced throwing across the room from basket to basket.
We had him for 2 and a half weeks before I took him to Michael Jackson and said "he needs to be in TV. He memorizes everything and he is so good at it. Even does voices and sound effects"
Michael looked at me quizzically "you never do this. Singing yeah but acting no."
"But he has a gift. A deep gift. Try him. Give him a script"
He did. He blew Michael's mind.
"Get me his parents! I gotta sign this kid up!"
"She's on drugs that's all i know"
"This..this kid is a drug baby?!? No way! No way! You're right! And he's black! Two boot! Yeah that's my man!"
"Where did you get him from?"
"He was driving Saint Luches crazy in the bunker so we took him home"
"You aren't supposed to just take kids home you know"
"The CIA knew"
"I was just giving you a hard time. I'm lucky you did! Were all gonna be rich off this gem!"
"He really is sweet too!"
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Here i am in mom jeans with my little girl with the swishy hair.
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internetdetectives · 4 years
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11/9/19 - Chat with Erika
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "@IIIII”
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "Oh bugger I messed that one up”
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "What in the world is going on in here?”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Oh boy.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Welcome, newbie.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Currently we have a small situation where two veterans have been possessed by ghosts and one of ‘em is trying to eat all of us.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Also our main man Tyler, who you know as Silentdork,  has been kidnapped and become part of a weird amalgamation that you just @ ‘d.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "I am certain that none of that made sense, and so I strongly advise you to read either the “Story” or “Timelines” sections on the wiki i linked you earlier.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "If not, the cliffnotes of what’s going on right now is: we’re expecting some big shit to happen on november 11th, because it always does and one of our possessed boys is counting down to it. We’re trying to prevent an apocalypse from happening in an alternate timeline but that’s kinda taken a backseat to the fact that we’re under personal attack.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "anyway, this is where shit happens. The channel is normally called “johnisdead”, but one of the possessed people is the fucking admin.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "And he likes pumpkins.”
Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "Wait I beg your pardon, possesed?”
Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "What is this colour change?”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "[pddrddrf”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "i mean yes”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "Great…”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "You pumpkin'd the new girl”
Eevee Reborn 1:30 AM: "I think the color change means we've been consumed or something”
Erika_XP💚 1:31 AM: "I feel violated but very well”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:32 AM: "everybody gangsta til the [i,[lom starts [pddrddomh [rp[;r”
ADULT_LINK 1:33 AM: "lmao”
Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "I have never once heard Tyler speak of such a thing as this pumpkin fellow so I can't imagine where he gained such dominion from.  I wont be frightened by this event. I just hope tyler is doing alright. But what in the hell is this pumpkin head doing?”
Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "Ok I think I typed that poorly there maybe I am a little frightened by this late halloween event”
Eevee Reborn 1:38 AM: "Pumpkin face is eatin' up.”
(...)
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOAH”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOLFCAT JUST”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "LEFT”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "IIIII is writing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:48 PM: "IWHAT”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "ooooooh”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "THE FUCK”
ADULT_LINK 9:48 PM: "oh shit”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "i see”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:48 PM: ":thinking:”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "i swear”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:49 PM: ":crab: WOLFCAT HAS GONE:crab:”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:49 PM: ":CrabRave:”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "hmm”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "@IIIII Are you here?”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "im not gonna say anything but”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i see what you did there”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i dont know how you did”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "but i see what you did”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "i see you” 
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "very clever,”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "who did what I was pissing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "I just remembered that time I was bored and I asked 4 ciphers and circle sent me file 59”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "who are you talking to lmao”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Yeah lol”
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "not gonna elaborate cuz its probably gonna spoil somethin”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "oh i know what you're talking about shhh”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's not spoiling”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Too late”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's uh”
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "oh nothing i just have big brain and saw thru the smoke for a second”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "Figuring things out”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Now tell me”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "You dumbydums”
PAKO 9:51 PM: "tyler is now active”
ADULT_LINK 9:51 PM: ":NinjaLink:”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "How is wolfcat gonna archive all this shit on the wiki if he is not here :(“
PAKO 9:51 PM: "It has been a sign”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "Yo wtf was thorin talking about”
Xenquility 9:51 PM: "wiki whadaya mean a wiki”
Xenquility 9:51 PM: "who's managing a wiki”
Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "What have I just logged in to see here?”
Xenquility 9:52 PM: "ass”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Um”
ADULT_LINK 9:52 PM: "oh hey new person”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:52 PM: "NINJA ART: PARALLELOS OPENING JUTSU”
Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "OH hello there Mr red link”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Wolfcat (one of the possessed dudes) left”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "TYLER”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: ">Mr red link“
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "WHEEZE”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "are you here”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Technically the truth tho”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "tell something”
IIIII 9:53 PM: "Before the day of reckoning could come forth I had to take charge of the highest powers to make a clear decree”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "omg”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Inb4 patrem”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "What was your decree?”
PAKO 9:54 PM: "uoooh”
PAKO 9:54 PM: "what?”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "Also "jpe fp upi di[[pdr o vsm yu[r oy dp wiovl;u”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "how do you suppose I can type it so quickly" (Not arg relating just translated circle's bullshit)”
IIIII 9:55 PM: "There are none among you possesed in this charlatans illusion”
Xenquility 9:55 PM: "That sounds good”
Erika_XP💚 9:55 PM: "I beg you pardon?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "Jk”
PAKO 9:55 PM: "very good is be true”
Xenquility 9:55 PM: "So this guy has been jerking us around this whole time? No bullshit about us being in his dream or whatever?”
IIIII 9:55 PM: "I will be honest”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I can't understand this type of english”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I need to study”
PAKO 9:56 PM: "oh right”
IIIII 9:57 PM: "I am pretty irrate at how far off the rails things have gone. But now I have taken grip. What you were experiencing was a game jack, but this is what happens when I slacken.”
IIIII 9:57 PM: "I dont like having to be so blunt about things”
Xenquility 9:57 PM: "Holy shit”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:57 PM: "W a I t w h a t”
Xenquility 9:58 PM: "How the hell did pages like /yugi and /wolf happen?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yo sorry to break the vibe but uh”
IIIII 9:59 PM: "I really am not in the mood to explain that. But HEY dont worry. All wrongs will soon be corrected. This is again. Completely my fault for not just asserting myself a bit more.”
Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Wait hold on”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Is this ooc Tyler or are we getting bamboozled”
Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Are you Tyler?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yea”
IIIII 9:59 PM: "The one and only”
Xenquility 9:59 PM: "What's uh, going to happen to jos and wolf?”
IIIII 10:00 PM: "Fuck them honestly”
PAKO 10:00 PM: "hahaha”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Oh kay”
Erika_XP💚 10:00 PM: "wait what?”
Xenquility 10:00 PM: "Jesus christ”
IIIII 10:00 PM: "no I am serious”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Okay this is hard to process”
otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Wow.”
otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Um.”
PAKO 10:00 PM: "okay okay…”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "Okay....”
otherLiam 10:01 PM: "This is a pretty severe bruh moment.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "I wasn't ready for this”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "low key sorry for shitposting in here so much”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "^”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "i wanted to spread a little chaos”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "but things may have gotten to being a decent ammount of chaos”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "my b there”
otherLiam 10:02 PM: "@Erika_XP💚 Basically, all that shit about the possessed players was those two players going rogue and trying to take over the game, apparently.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:02 PM: "Okay... Well this was low key unexpected”
IIIII 10:02 PM: "hold on just a moment guys I am throwing together something special to send them off”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Yo Tyler did they got straight up banned or sum?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "wait waht”
PAKO 10:03 PM: "something like what?”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "That’s.... wow.”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "oh shit fuck i'm sorry”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Also circle”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "I’m kinda just stunned.”
Xenquility 10:03 PM: "Same here”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Did u know dis?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i'm not canon anymore bois hell yeah”
PAKO 10:03 PM: "we are ready to see?”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "Yeah uhh circle can you elaborate on wtf just happened”
ADULT_LINK 10:03 PM: "wait so”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i have no idea, i was reheating stir fry and just got back”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "How did they reach out to u or summ”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "when wolf was saying "how do you know any of this is real"”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "Apparently Jos and Wolf were gamejacking.”
PAKO 10:04 PM: "is a pic a video”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "was that him laughing at us for thinking it was canon”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "lmao”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "What?”
Xenquility 10:04 PM: "Was all the shit with talking to past Greth real?”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "^^^”
PAKO 10:04 PM: "...”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "that is an excellent question, are punished greth and venom greth real”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "i am quite confused, considering i've only been loosely following things”
Xenquility 10:05 PM: "Well no worries none of it mattered”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Yo circle how did they reach out to you and told you to be canon in the first place? I'm intrigued”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "now”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "ready?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "i just got turned orange and asked wolf what to do”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Oh”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "so it shitposted at you for six hours”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "what”
otherLiam 10:05 PM: "jeez”
PAKO 10:06 PM: "what is it?”
Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Thank god I no longer have to worry about circle dying on 11/11”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Pako, do you know what a gamejack is?”
Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Ay I guess we were right no spy then”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:06 PM: "yeah none of my shit was relevant at all”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "I just posted emojis and shit thinking that they would reach out to me soon and then told me what to do”
PAKO 10:06 PM: "no”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Basically the two players who were involved in the current things happening “took over” the game.”
ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "lmao we gamejacked ourselves”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "But uh I turned it to be just a joke (?)”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "And Tyler is here now to correct it.”
ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "gamejacked ourselves off”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "I'm gonna CUUUUUUUUM”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "ksksjsjdjfudi”
IIIII 10:07 PM: "Its when two retards think they suddenly have ownership of my creation”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "But uh the wiki and shit had Yugi's messages and everything”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "amm”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "ok i understand”
Erika_XP💚 10:07 PM: "is this really Tyler?
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "The wiki is Wolfcat.
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "Oooooooh shit rite”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "And yeah that’s Tyler, but this is him talking out of character.”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "So say hi to the man behind the curtain.”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "Well, one of them anyway.”
PAKO 10:08 PM: "hi tyler:AAA:”
PAKO 10:08 PM: "xD”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "So are they like, permabanned?”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Or is this a “kick them out for awhile so they learn their lesson” situation”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "there is only ONE real guy behind the curtain”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Oh ok”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "and it's me”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "Which I would like to make really clear right now”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "sorry, thought there were other gm’s”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: ":flex: :legend: :flexo:”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "fuck off circle”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "ok”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Yeah not the time”
ADULT_LINK 10:10 PM: "is john not also behind the curtain?”
PAKO 10:10 PM: "#fuckcircle”
Xenquility 10:10 PM: "Was the Greth stuff real?”
IIIII 10:10 PM: "John may as well be dead he is so un involved right now”
IIIII 10:10 PM: "greth does his own thing”
otherLiam 10:10 PM: "seinfeld music plays”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "what happened to john anyways, i havent seen him around in ages”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: “he doin ok?”
PAKO 10:11 PM: "johnisdead or not dead?”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "this is out of character john i'm talking about”
otherLiam 10:11 PM: "This is the real john we’re taking about now Pako, not the character”
otherLiam 10:11 PM: "TAnyway”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "So... Big no-no to last weeks?”
ADULT_LINK 10:12 PM: "think like, instead of talking about Deadpool i'm talking about the Ryan Reynolds in the costume”
PAKO 10:12 PM: "ah ok”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "This is a lot to take in.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "^”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "Tyler, worth pointing out that they’re still in Safe Haven if you’re banning them.”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "...actually wait, that’s Wolfcat’s server.”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "uhh.”
Erika_XP💚 10:15 PM: "Did I seriously arrive to some gm drama?”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty much yeah”
Xenquility 10:15 PM: "Yup”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Yeah lmfao”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "sorry about this”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty sure we’re all shocked at this, this doesn’t happen normally.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Wait Erika where are u from?”
Erika_XP💚 10:16 PM: "I am not really comfortable discloosing such things...^^;”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Kk dw”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Also yea this doesn't happen too often”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Its just... Weird”
otherLiam 10:16 PM: "This has never happened to my knowledge.”
otherLiam 10:16 PM: "At least not here.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Maybe on hubris(?)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Idk”
IIIII 10:17 PM: "Oh its happened before”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Oh?”
Xenquility 10:17 PM: "When?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:17 PM: "How?”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Guess I’m new enough and it’s not archived.”
Erika_XP💚 10:17 PM: "Also hi Tyler I am a big fan >///>”
IIIII 10:17 PM: "Yeah cool sorry I am not really in the mood for getting my dick sucked right now”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "For what it’s worth, sorry for any part I had in this, I had no idea.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Same”
otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(He’s pretty pissed rn Erika)”
Erika_XP💚 10:18 PM: "are you seriuos”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "I thought it was a joke at first but it got in the wiki so I thought it was canon”
otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(Like this is a big thing)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Now I realize wolf it's the wiki”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Two hella veteran players just tried to take over the game)”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Like these were people we were friends with)”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(They were a couple of the main mods here)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:19 PM: "Mfw I realize 11/11 is gonna be a Monday night and I must be sleep :GWgoaSadness:”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "i’m just really shocked they were that stupid”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:20 PM: "Yeah that was such a jerk move”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "yknow someone even said in safest haven”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "that they thought this might be a massive gamejack”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "and i was like “there’s no way they’d be that fucking stupid””
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "Yo erika came just when the bad shit happened”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "What are the odds”
Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "@IIIII it took me a moment to realize how to @ you”
Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "Im sorry if you have had a bad day or something today Mr.Tyler”
IIIII 10:34 PM: "what do you want”
otherLiam 10:34 PM: "It’s a pretty bad day, yeah.”
Densgivin 10:35 PM: "Oh no”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:35 PM: ""Dense realizes what happened and his brain explodes"”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "No no”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Welcome back Dense!”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "Actually”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "What the fuck happened”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Everything is terrible!”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Ay Dense”
Erika_XP💚 10:36 PM: "Im sorry I just did not realize till a few days ago I could technically come in here and talk to you and when I had that revalation I was excited and just wanted to say hello and I am sorry I am so terrible at wording things and have to type such long running sentences”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We are all fucked”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "yES AS I SEE”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "K bros”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually not so much us”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We're all alive”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "So safest heaven is the only true ID”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "It's the bad guys who actually died”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Died in a very meta way.”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "And we will stablish the empire”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually no this is still the true ID”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Let's reconquer Jerusalem then”
Densgivin 10:37 PM: "Yep”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Deus Vult”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Safest Haven is pretty much useless now”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "I disagree”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Because guess who runs Safe Haven?”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Touche”
Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "Where is safest haven?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Yo anybody with perms, can I get a magenta as a color instead of this ugly orange now that it's useless?”
Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "what is it even for?”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "But at this point it'd make more sense for Tyler to make a completely new one with what just happened”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Like, one not owned by a player”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Erika, it was for secretly talking about things outside of the eyes of the possessed players.”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "We’ll send you a link if it stays relevent.”
IIIII 10:38 PM: "No dont send her shit”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Okay.”
IIIII 10:38 PM: "keep it all in one group this shit is too complicated as it stands”
Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You have a really bad temper mister”
otherLiam 10:39 PM: "ah jeez.”
IIIII 10:39 PM: "No I am not mad actually”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:39 PM: "Oof”
ADULT_LINK 10:39 PM: "kindof a rude thing to say tbh oof”
Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You seem angry”
otherLiam 10:39 PM: "erika dont poke the bear”
IIIII 10:40 PM: "How the fuck can you read tone through text”
ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "ehh, i was getting the feeling you were a bit upset with all this too to be fair”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Alright let’s talk practical concerns.”
ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "but w/e thats not really important”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "So, we lost two mods.”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Anyone wanna take that on?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Rip”
otherLiam 10:41 PM: "We also lost our main archiver.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Extra Rip”
Densgivin 10:41 PM: "Be gone thot”
Erika_XP💚 10:41 PM: "OK I'll be honest I really hope you are just being a character or something right now because I am crying”
otherLiam 10:41 PM: "ah jeez”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "wh”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "why are you crying?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "On jah”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "what the hell is even happening today”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Erika wtf”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Like”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Chill”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Oof”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Ok boys everyone just”
IIIII 10:43 PM: "Jesus”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Calm???”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Amen”
ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "damn poor girl”
IIIII 10:43 PM: "lemme say a prayer for this stupid bitch”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Lol”
ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "what a shit time to join the server”
otherLiam 10:43 PM: "What a bad day to be a child fangirl”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”
Densgivin 10:44 PM: "What a bad time to be an ID (like every 2 months)”
otherLiam 10:44 PM: "I’ve got the free time to take over as archive person, for whatever period of time they’re banned.”
Densgivin 10:45 PM: "Yea but we still have eevee”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Eve is the owner of the Yt channel after all so it's not”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "I'll try to help out with the wiki if I can”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Ah shit why I can't finish my messages”
otherLiam 10:45 PM: "Does wolf own the Wiki?”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Other than weekends though I don't have like”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "any free time”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Yeah”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Also I think so”
otherLiam 10:45 PM: "oof.”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "Anyone wanna archive the entire wiki incase wolf deletes it”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "oi”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "was about to suggest that”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "did I just see yugi typing or am I officially going insane”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "you’re insane”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "actually wait”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "he doesn't”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Am I allowed to be admin again?”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Jk”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "Jos isn’t actually out.”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "They're still in the server”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Unless…”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "oceanstuck owns it actually”
Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Oh cool”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "and i'm higher position than wolf”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:47 PM: "Can I get a bright pink/magenta plz my eyes hurt too much orange for nothing”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Jos IS here”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Yeah”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "But wolfcat”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "He is asleep tho”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "It's 5am here”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Viva espiña”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Debajo del mar”
otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Alright I need a break from this.”
otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Imma go eat pizza, play Payday, and get trashed.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:49 PM: "Payday rules mfs”
Ross the Claus 🎄 10:49 PM: "solid plan”
Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Ay Ross”
Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Welcome to the shit show”
Ross the Claus 🎄 10:50 PM: "Been silently following it for a bit. Fun stuff”
Densgivin 10:50 PM: "Yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:51 PM: "Welcometomytwistedmind.gif”
Densgivin 11:19 PM: "Delete today”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:20 PM: ":GWeniIsLeave:”
Densgivin 11:20 PM: "Você foi removido”
Eevee Reborn 11:20 PM: "Is it too late to join the #fuckcircle hashtag?”
Deadhead 11:21 PM: "No”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:22 PM: "Lmao”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "well, shit”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "I go away for a bit and come back to chaos”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "ID never changes, huh”
IIIII 11:33 PM: ((The video “funny_joke.mp4” is uploaded))
IIIII 11:33 PM: "Ironically needed to smash my pumpkin from about a week ago
Xenquility 11:34 PM: "Best 29 seconds of my life”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:34 PM: "Wouldn't it be funny if the video was uploaded to silentdork”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "s-”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "smashing”
Xenquility 11:35 PM: "pumpkins”
ARGdov 11:38 PM: "welp”
Erika_XP💚 11:38 PM: "I love the music in it”
IIIII 11:38 PM: "Oh cool thoguht you left”
otherLiam 11:39 PM: "tfw a player gets canon killed”
Erika_XP💚 11:40 PM: "What is the source of it? I tried reversing it but could not make it out,  I am not an expert with sound like you.”
ARGdov 11:41 PM: "Erika, can I ask?”
ARGdov 11:41 PM: "how did you find out about the game?”
Erika_XP💚 11:41 PM: "AW tyler went offline ="[“
IIIII 11:42 PM: "No I am still here I just went offline so I dont have to get tons of pm's from annoying assholes”
ARGdov 11:42 PM: "lol”
Densgivin 11:42 PM: "Lol”
Eevee Reborn 11:42 PM: "oof”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:43 PM: "lolol”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:43 PM: "oog”
Erika_XP💚 11:46 PM: "Well you dont have to be so mean”
Eevee Reborn 11:48 PM: "Trial of fire on fucking deck”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "Trial of fite”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:49 PM: "fight fire with fire”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "-reaper, overwatch cinematic”
Erika_XP💚 11:49 PM: "Its just a cute skelleton pumkin head man”
Eevee Reborn 11:49 PM: "All pumpkins are hereby banished”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "Erika do you know what's a trial of fire”
otherLiam 11:49 PM: "pumpakinds are banned”
otherLiam 11:49 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrPrIxluWk”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Banned”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Go”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Now”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Several people”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Just leave”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Like”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "No”
Eevee Reborn 11:50 PM: "All things squash or gourd related are not allowed, and gay, frankly.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "The only Pumpkin allowed here is deez”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "songs detected”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "submission accepted”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "Deez N U T S”
Densgivin 11:52 PM: "Did someone say gay?”
IIIII 11:53 PM: ""orange"”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "no.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "THANK YOU”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "MY SAVIOUR”
Densgivin 11:53 PM: "Yes”
IIIII 11:53 PM: "it was not even orange you fucking”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "EXACTLY”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "IT WAS YELLOW”
ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "thatw what i was fuckin saying”
ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "it was yellow”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "We are freeeee”
Eevee Reborn 11:53 PM: ""you fucking___"”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:54 PM: "nimrod”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:54 PM: "Now it's time to get my beautiful pink/magenta”
Erika_XP💚 11:55 PM: "fake orange just like how his role was fake? Ha gottem”
ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "im in the mood for a diff color”
ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "dunno what tho”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Wait now there are like 3 upward righ?
Erika_XP💚 11:56 PM: "@IIIII why did he even make a role to turn people orange?”
IIIII 11:56 PM: "Dont ping me bitch”
Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "fake role, fake arc, fake gm, fake ass shit”
IIIII 11:56 PM: "and also I dont know”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Bc SPOOKS”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH SHIT”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH HOLY SHIT”
ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "tyler chill she's new and doesent know whats going on”
ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "lmao”
Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:56 PM: "#ff0099 this is my color, migth the gods be good, and get my name colourized”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:57 PM: "hey @Erika_XP💚 ever think about upgrading to Vista”
IIIII 11:57 PM: "New people need a trial of fire I thought”
Erika_XP💚 11:57 PM: "Well I am feeling plenty well burned now and I am sorry I guess I have spoken too much”
IIIII 11:58 PM: "no you are just acting like a pussy”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "dude”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "it's a kid”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "relax”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "tyler”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "the trial of fire is like”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "playful banter kinda thing”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "not just”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:58 PM: "My trial of fire was super pleasing”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "insulting the new person for being young”
Deadhead 11:58 PM: "Am i retarded”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "The worst shit they did was rant my ARG for having moonman”
Erika_XP💚 11:59 PM: "I never said anything about my age”
Deadhead 11:59 PM: "Ok”
otherLiam 11:59 PM: "i never even got a trial by fire”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I DID the trial of fire”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Then lost my admin”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "I went thru it”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I mean i was the one who insulted”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "And I dotn have a name color”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Sorry m8”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "i think the harshest trial of fire was scouts”
PokécordBOT 12:00 AM: "
Eevee Reborn 12:00 AM: "Hey guys, but in all seriousness.... I made cookies”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:00 AM: "Send one to spain”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "o shid nice”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "what type of cookies”
Densgivin 12:01 AM: "Nixee”
Eevee Reborn 12:01 AM: "chocolate chip oatmeal”
ARGdov 12:02 AM: "oh, thank fuck are colors are back to normal”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Yea”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Happy 10th of november”
Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "So Tyler how are things going with your home life and the cult situation? It might sound weird but I worry about you all the time. I thought you might like to hear that to cheer you up a bit =]”
ARGdov 12:03 AM: "Erika”
ARGdov 12:03 AM: "he's out of character right now”
Deadhead 12:03 AM: ":joy:”
Eevee Reborn 12:03 AM: "Damn, Wolf gets banned, and Dov's reation is ''Thank Fuck''”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: ":hand: :hand: :lips: :hand: :hando:”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "erika do you think everything from the youtube channel is like. real”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "OH NO THAT WENT WRONG”
ARGdov 12:04 AM: "and that as well”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "there are no lunarchildren and the arg is going to be ending soon”
ARGdov 12:04 AM: "its not real”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "yes”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "cuz its acting, the same way ryan reynolds isnt actually deadpool”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "I CREATED AN ABE-”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wait what”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "when we're playing the game we interact with the deadpool tyler”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wdym is ending soon”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "but this is the out of character, ryan reynolds tyler”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "I am really happy some random bitch from an mystery location worries about me”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "at least for the moment because of the gamejacking”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:05 AM: "Holy fuck”
Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "Why are you so aggressive to me right now”
IIIII 12:05 AM: "why did you return after leaving”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "Erika, I already told you, he's in a bad mood”
Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "because I wanted to talk to you”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "you're not helping”
Eevee Reborn 12:05 AM: "It's ok Erika”
IIIII 12:05 AM: "about what”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "please understand that”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoS:”
IIIII 12:06 AM: "Is there anything running through your head right now that is meaningful or are you just here to be a stupid fangirl”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”
Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Its ok I understand you are mad because your plan messed up or something I wont make things worse”
Deadhead 12:08 AM: "Huh”
Deadhead 12:08 AM: "What Plan”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:08 AM: "God’s plan”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:09 AM: "I was gonna say that”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Quickest Yee in the Haw”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Golira :gorilla:”
Erika_XP💚 12:10 AM: "I guess this means you wont want to see my tribute video I made for you”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:10 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoW:”
Eevee Reborn 12:10 AM: "I desperately want to see it”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:11 AM: "Yea you could send it if u want”
Deadhead 12:12 AM: "Tribute Video :whathesay:”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: "-tyler typing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:12 AM: "please sned”
IIIII 12:12 AM: "No fuck off I dont want to see whatever gay shit you have made out of my hard work”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "DUDE”
otherLiam 12:12 AM: "jesus christ dude”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "JaksjakkKJj”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "jajjJJjJ”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "LMAO”
Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "no, no pls”
otherLiam 12:13 AM: "i get this is a shitty day for you but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a dick.”
Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "i have to see this masterpeice”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:13 AM: "^^^^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:13 AM: "Please I wanna watch it :(“
Deadhead 12:13 AM: "Tyler is a legend”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Now I'm intrigued”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Fuk”
ARGdov 12:16 AM: "same”
Deadhead 12:17 AM: "Pls no ban”
Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "I want to eat burgies”
Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588034361149095987/639030921584050187/c5e25b8f-46b2-4d6a-ab48-81fdf663821d.jpg”
Densgivin 12:56 AM: "Use #🍂fall-central🍂”
Eevee Reborn 1:02 AM: ">chubby trans”
otherLiam 1:02 AM: "i guess now we have to figure out tf is real and what isn’t”
Eevee Reborn 1:03 AM: "We have to ban everyone until we can figure out What The Hell Is Going On!”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "like, what happened to yuuki if Pumpkinhead didn’t nab her, are the past-Greths real, was the shit that happened on Watch2Gether a thing, are the songs yuuki linked important, etc.”
Eevee Reborn 1:04 AM: "Use the mask of truth”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "...is that a real suggestion?”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "whose mind would we be reading?”
Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "We have that type of power, The mask or Lense of truth has done shit before”
Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "Just ask a question with the lens”
otherLiam 1:06 AM: "I mean, I guess that’s provide an opportunity to cut through all this to the truth.”
otherLiam 1:06 AM: "Is everyone cool with that?”
Eevee Reborn 1:06 AM: "Who's up?”
Erika_XP💚 1:07 AM: "What has happened with reality?”
Eevee Reborn 1:07 AM: "We're about to summon the truth up in this bitch”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well, since Pumpkinhead and Yugi were apparently Not Real and A Lie, we gotta figure out otherLiam 1:07 AM: "what of the past week wasn’t true.”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well fuck it seems like everyone’s schleep”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "So Erika, we have superpowers.”
Erika_XP💚 1:08 AM: "This reminds me of a thing Tyler said once in the comment section”
otherLiam 1:08 AM: "We can use items from the video game Majora’s Mask to make shit happen. Don’t do this without everyone agreeing with you about it because it can potentially do awful things.”
Eevee Reborn 1:09 AM: "Items, songs,masks”
Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "something like "reality is layered" and then he posted some I's
and then it was deleted later when I went to screen shot it”
Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "he says so many weird things in the comment section I can catch if I check every day but I was always too scared to even try to say anything because I know he is not in control of the youtube account and it must be getting messed with by regiminis or something worse”
otherLiam 1:11 AM: "For example, this is an item called the Lens of Truth, which will hopefully get us some answers to some questions.”
otherLiam 1:11 AM: "Hey, uh, various supernatural entities. We can’t tell what’s real anymore. Mind clearing that up? I guess more specifically I’d like to know the current status of our friends and allies, like Greth, Moonman and Yuuki.”
Erika_XP💚 1:12 AM: "But I still had to keep following close”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Is the Lunarchildren site being locked down even relevant? What, if anything, actually happened on Halloween, and what is coming up on 11/11? Who really is Yugi?”
Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "Isn't he a character from that anime yugioh?”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "Not THAT Yugi.”
Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "I always thought that anime was rather boring when I was really little”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "There’s a guy named Yugi in the other timeline.”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "I’d read the story of what’s happended, Erika.”
Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Dont worry I have a good grasp of whats going on. I have been watching silent dork every other day for a year.”
Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Greth vlogs recently as well”
otherLiam 1:19 AM: "I assure you that does not give you as much info as you need.”
ADULT_LINK 1:19 AM: "a lot of things happen outside of the youtube channels”
Erika_XP💚 1:21 AM: "There was also the lostmemory423 channel. My friends liked that one a bit more than Silentdork but I thought it was really boring because nothing ever happens hardly ever and when it does it is very sudden and loud.”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "i like things sudden and loud”
(...)
Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: ((Erika posts a character drawn by the player Lolly))
Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: “Omg did you draw this he is such a cutie”
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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Yes, We’re Back, You Can All Mellow TF Out Now
Well okay, a girl goes on vacation for one week and gets no internet and suddenly people freak tf out about no recap last week. Not that I blame youIm fucking hilarious. But hello, Im back so could you just like, chill for a sec?
Since service was not on my side last week, Ill be sure to touch up on points from last week in this recap. Because Im like, such a good friend. Also, last weeks episode wasnt even that good *cough, cough, like this whole show, cough* OMG who said that?
Tiffany: OMG Britney! Britney: What? You were thinking it! Tiffany: Yeah but you said it!
Last week Hanna decided shes sick of putting up with the other liars’ baby back bullshit. She knows Noel was the one who tortured her and shes here to fuck shit up. She told Caleb she was off the grid and bounced. This episode is going to be directed by Quentin Tarentino.
She told the Liars shes off to NYC, and they think thats weird. Like why would any leave Rosewood? Its so homey here! Only like 3 people have been murdered in a month! Its really on the come up. But Hannas too busy playing with her DIY murder kit to give a fuck. Did you get those murder ideas off Pinterest?
HANNAS BOARD: Murder Ideas ❤
Last week Ezra went off to South America with all the little birdies and the monkeys to try and find Nicole.
Basically, we dont know about this whole engagement thing, especially since Aria lied about that phone call. Aria says Ezra called her when he got to South America and they found hostages, but they arent sure if Nicole is one of them.
Spencer is like wow Ezra must be overwhelmed! And if Hanna was there you can bet this conversation would have happened:
HANNA: I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? SPENCER: I think you can in Europe.
We found out that MD had another kid besides Charlotte and that the kid was adopted and around the same age as the Liars. They all think its Noel Kahn, but thats like, way too easy. They decide that Aria is going to look for record of the adoption while Spencer goes and spies on Noel.
Emily is going to continue to be the useless college dropout and go interview for the swim coach job at Rosewood High. Against Paige, who unfortunately reappeared in our lives last week. Maybe Paige can lend Emily Neds Declassified Interview Survival Guide.
Hanna does a dramatic reading to a videotape about how shes going to do some shit. Why does Hanna think she is competent enough to pull this shit off? Like know yourself, know your worth.
Spencer supposedly has a search engine that looks up people? Where do I get that? Is there a 3 month free trial like Apple Music, which I had to fucking download to get Frank Oceans album? Frank Ocean is the only gay man to continuously fuck me.
The gardener/detective comes by and says that Snaggle fled to France. Huh, I guess hes on vacation too. Then he hits on Spencer. Wow, he got over that unsolved case fast. She tells him its too soon because her and Caleb just broke up and he leaves her his card *cough, cough, DOUCHE, cough*.
The Coffee Girl is eating cake and Emily comes in like oh look at that! A treat. Tell me, do you like your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? The cake order is for Noel Kahn and Emilys like , and Coffee Girl is like ??
Aria and that sexy motherfucker Jason meet up. Last week we learned that they def had a thing before and were like SO fucking jealous.
Jason thinks AD is still in Rosewood and that he set fire to the basement. God, Jason is better than the cops are. Aria tells Jason what they found in the basement: paperwork basically saying Jessica was a piece of shit and proof of MDs other child. Also, MD is still missing. Freeform could only afford her for 6 episodes. Sad, all love.
Jason thinks that his mom was killed for the secrets MD had and Aria convinces him to go to the courthouse with her and help her get more information. Hes hoping he gets a chance to tap that in the waiting room, so hes like, .
Hanna follows Noel to a dumpster where he throws out a trash bag, because like duh, its a fucking dumpster. Hanna decides to dumpster dive afterwards and digs through his shit, finding a phone thats broken AF but with Saras face on it. Sketch.
Emily and Paige are filling out applications in a classroom right next to each other like its a fucking standardized test. Emily is like should I lie about being arrested? and says shes never done one of these things. What? Youve never tried to be a functioning member of society before?
Also, I wouldnt lie about your criminal record. This isnt like saying youre proficient in Excel. They will background check you. Its a fucking school, not a job at Hollister.
Paige is like, dont worry, the teachers know youre a fucking psycho! and Emilys like glad they dont ask me about committing crimes, phew! Yeah, youre #blessed they dont know that shit. Paige tells Emily that shes a great person, blah blah, incessant lesbian chatter, blah.
Aria and Jason are waiting at the courthouse when Aria flashes back to the time that she and Jason slept together. Ugh we hate Aria. Anyways, it seemed like she and Jason were dating. Jason is going to Ethiopia and asks Aria to come with him. Aria is like ugh what am I gonna do in Ethiopia? Help starving people? I mean, come on, Jason. Whats with all these dudes going to third world countries for charity? I knew like, one person who did that and they were Mormon and like, spreading the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Emily finishes her interview, which she wore a flannel to. We get it, youre a lesbian. God forbid you own anything business casual. Never know when youll need to sub in for a random softball game.
Paige says she misses Emily and Emily is like yeah, I have a girlfriend but like, Im gonna dump her, but like, I have a girlfriend. But Paige knew that because she fucking stalks Emily. NBD.
Emily tells Paige that A is back and Paige is like omg tell your girlfriend! Itll make your relationship great! Is this reverse psychology?
Hanna meets her local roofie dealer and gets her drugs. Hes like youre the first girl Ive sold to. Wow, this is actually a fucking disgusting scene.
PLL WRITERS: I got it! Usually we make fun of blind people, but this time lets make light of date rape! FREEFORM: Genius.
Spencer gets Noels address from her moms campaign manager, no questions asked. Spencer and Emily go alone to Noels cabin in the woods, because, fucking duh. They realize that the cabin is in the same place that Hanna was held captive and reminds them of the bunker they were tortured in. But yeah, lets just continue breaking in alone.
There is a security camera and Spencer busts it so they can break in. Theyre snooping around and just cant seem to find the pesky evidence that he murdered and tortured people. This aint his first rodeo. I doubt hes gonna leave a fucking bloody knife in the entry way.
They find a box with a stamp on it and Spencers like You needed a stamp to get into the Kahns parties!! Wtf? Where were his parties? Vegas?
They find a flash drive, plug it into Noels computer and find the videos of him torturing them in the dollhouse. Hes planting blood on Spencer and Spencer starts crying and its a mess. Anyways, they steal the flashdrive and gtfo.
Meanwhile Aria and Jason get their number called right as the news report from South America comes up. Arias like brb, sorry about being kidnapped and all Nicole, but I got shit to do.
The lady at the desk says there is nothing she can do for Jason and Aria tells the woman his whole sob story. Any other court clerk would be like yeah, we dont care. But not this court clerk, shes a cool court clerk.
The woman is like youre lucky to have a fianc that cares so much!! Jason agrees shes special because saying actually she isnt my fianc is too much work. The woman says she will try and find something for them and will fax it by the end of the day. People still own faxes?
Spencer wants to give the tape of the torture to the police and Aria says they cant without Hanna. Spencers like Like Aria, can you pull your head out of Hannas ass for a second?
Emily finds out that Hanna is not in New York and everyone is so shocked. Like, how could she lie to us?! This never happens!
Coffee Girl comes over and Emilys like Coffee Girl says she has a break at work and wants to go to dinner. Wtf how long are your breaks? Where are you going to eat for your 15 minute break? Taco Bell?
Coffee Girl is like and Emilys like Coffee Girl made her cupcakes and is like eat darling.
EMILY: Im on an all-carb diet, Coffee Girl! God youre so stupid!
Everyone is trying to find Hanna before she does something fucking moronic. Fat chance.
Speaking of morons, Hannah blackmails Noel for Saras phone. Why does Saras phone have a selfie of her as the background? Like wtf, you couldnt like, take a picture of a flower or something? God, Sara annoys me even after her death.
Hanna crushes up the drugs like a hardened pro and puts on her totally great disguise: a baseball hat. Yeah, cause no one is going to tilt their head a little bit and figure out who the fuck that is. You have A wearing custom made masks and youre here with a fucking ball cap? What is this? Amateur hour? A center for ants?
Noel shows up to the bar and Hanna buys him a beer and drugs the fuck outta it. Casual. Hanna sits with Noel and is like
Hanna makes up a story about how she is getting questioned for Saras death and is like look I know it was you, so why dont we be each others alibi? You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Noels like see the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.also I actually fucking hate you.
She offers Noel the beer and hes like He manhandles Hanna to get the phone and tells her to be careful or shell end up like Sara.
NOEL: You fell victim to one of the classic blundersthe most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia”but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
Spencer goes home because her moms car alarm is going offduh this shit is about to be a trap. All the lights go off because they are in a storm and shes like ah, what a perfect time to watch the videos of me being tortured.
She decides to call the police, or at least that detective guy. If she cant get a police report at least she can probs get a quickie out of it. Win-win, am I right?
Then a tree branch breaks through a window, the doors swing open, and Spencer sees someone in the doorway. She grabs a knife and the detective is there. She tells him someone is in the house and he goes off searching. She looks, and big shock, the flashdrive is missing. You had one job.
Jason and Aria are having a candlelit discussion and trying to not make it romantic. Jason would be naked like .4 seconds into a conversation, candlelit or not, with me. Just sayin.
Aria tells Jason that shes worried about her future with Ezra and Jason is like you two are meant to be!!! Is this the episode where all the jealous exes lie? Just wondering.
Aria flashbacks to Jason trying to convince her to go to Ethiopia, and shes like well, heres the thing. She took a cushy job at a publishing companyof course the one that published Ezras work. Jason figured that out and calls her on it and shes like _()_/.
Jason tells her basically if Ezra dumps her for the little hostage girl, hell be waiting for her, dick hard and all. What a guy.
Ezra finally texts and says Nicole wasnt one of the hostages and hes coming home to Rosewood. Aria is crying, so happy that there is still a helpless girl trapped by terrorists out there. Jason comes back and says that the adoption file came through except everything is blacked out.
However, they see that the judges name is on there and of course its Noels dad. Aria now thinks that Noels dad adopted MDs baby. Bold strategy cotton, lets see how it works out for them.
Emily calls Paige to talk and tells her about Noel. She invites Paige over, who practically creams her pants and says yes. But like, shes also oddly watching Coffee Girl. Fuck, shes so weird.
Noel comes home and finds Hannas hat on the ground and hes like WOW SHE MUST BE SO EXPOSED NOW WITHOUT THE HAT. He leans down to grab it and Hanna fucking hits him over the head with a bat. Its like a league of their own in this bitch.
Shes like its over bitch and Im like, fuck if I had a nickel for every time I heard that on this show.
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