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thebibliosphere · 3 years

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I just had my first taste of apple in almost 3 years and it was happiness fucking personified in a paper-thin sliver of fruit. Technically I’m only supposed to eat it cooked—which is what I’m doing, I’m cooking the apple down—but I was weak and helped myself to a piece and nearly started crying from how good it tasted.

Fingers crossed for me, fam. It’d be truly wonderful if I was able to get a second fruit back into my diet without needing to stab myself in the thigh with my epi-pen or take a trip to the ER in the wee-woo-wagon.

#chronic health tag #mcas #histamine intolerance #mast cell activation syndrome #medical diet #food #food mention #I'm not *technically* allergic to apples #and apples are low histamine #so I should be fine #it's just #y'know #the intrinsic terror that comes with having a body so broken your own hormones can send you into anaphylaxis #but I also can't go on living on the same few foods I have #it's still dangerous from a nutrition stand point #not to mention mentally #so fuck it #let's make apple sauce #and hope like hell

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hydr0phius · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans

Here's the generator I'm using :D

Part 1: The Odinspawn

Frigg: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them. .........................................

Cop: You ran a red light. Loki: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Loki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out. .........................................

Loki: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. .........................................

Loki: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Loki: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me. .........................................

Hela: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed. .........................................

Hela: I don't dab. I stab. .........................................

Hela: I'm allergic to death. .........................................

Odin: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Odin: That's why I own TEN guns. Odin: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder. .........................................

Thor: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’. .........................................

Loki: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Thor: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Loki: How so? Thor: It makes holes. .........................................

Thor: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Loki: And you came to me? .........................................

Loki: Hela, what are you doing? Hela: Making chocolate pudding. Loki: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Hela: Because I've lost control of my life. Hela: Here's your pudding, Thor. Thor: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. .........................................

Frigg to Odin: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Hela: Cockroach ankles! Frigg: Ye- uh, what? ......................................... Frigg: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Hela: Odin, probably. ......................................... Loki: Frigg taught me to think before I act. Loki: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision. ......................................... Frigg: What's gone wrong, Thor? Thor: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Frigg: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Thor: Well... There’s a crisis. .........................................

Hela: Hey, do you know the password to Odin’s computer? Loki: Fuck you, Hela. Hela: Hey!! Loki: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouHela". Hela: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Odin, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like? Thor: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside* Hela: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside* Loki: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple* Odin: I hate all of you. .........................................

Loki: Fight me! Hela, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not. ......................................... Thor: Hey besties- Hela: Die. Thor: What did I do to you- .........................................

Thor: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Hela: Those are Pokemon cards. Thor: You got a magikarp. Hela: ... Thor: It means 'fuck you'.

#hela #loki #thor #odin #frigga #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #i did this instead of homework

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imaginefe · 4 years

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Lol seeing people not liking fruit makes me laugh cause technically the fruit I CAN eat are ones I don't like and the ones I like turn out to be the ones I'm(partially) allergic to. Like I've eaten bananas for like 22 years without knowing its not normal for your tongue to turn very red and swell up a crap ton. Like durian I can eat but I think its gross but bananas and oranges and even apples cause a reaction

BVJFHBJGHDG SORRY ANON...

i know u dont like durian but if its anything durian is like... real good for you apparently so if you can handle eating a section or 2 itll make up for all the fruit you cant eat...

#answers #notwriting #force yourself to like durian LMAO #enemies to lovers with you and durian GO

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sunshinequeer · 7 years

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Hey I'm sorry you're having a terrible day- wanna talk about favorite deserts of the amis?

•Enjolras will just eat icing but also loves peanut butter cookies•Combeferre loves lemon flavored desserts, anything citrus really•Courfeyrac swears by his mom’s cooking he will literally only eat her dessert recipes his favorite is her chocolate cake•Jehan makes killer vegan brownies and will legit make two batches one just for them•Grantaire loves ice cream even though he’s lactose intolerant•Feuilly treats himself to the most ridiculous coffee order he can think of•Bahorel thinks Feuilly’s pies are the best thing known to human kind•Joly likes anything caramel, he even keeps wether’s original on him•Bossuet says his favorite dessert is whatever Musichetta has recently made•Musichetta’s favorite is actually Jehan’s brownies•Marius has found he’s allergic to most things but really likes rootbeer floats•Cosette knows it’s not technically dessert but she eats salted apples every day for her dessert•Eponine legit can’t stop eating cookies, any and every kind

#and thank you #my hcs #anon #asks

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