Wa//lly Dar//ling eprocto/eructo headcannons (cw: lot of fart/burp talk)
Wa//lly's very polite about farting. If he's around company, he'll get up and quietly leave to let it out. He's not embarrassed about farting, but he knows it's rude to do it in public. He will get embarrassed, however, if he does it on accident in public, or if he tries to go somewhere private, but a neighbor was there and he didn't realize (seems pretty basic, i know, but that's how our little man is)
Wa//lly's not a gassy person all the time. That's mainly because he's always seen eating plain foods (i.e. plain hotdogs, vanilla ice cream with no toppings, etc.) So I like to think it's not just a texture problem. He's probably sensitive to a lot of non-plain foods. He can't eat anything with too much seasonings or else it'll give him a bad stomach ache
Wa//lly's farts aren't anything special in terms of size. Or smell really. Just little *brrt*s and *plbrt*s that's you'd hardly notice if you weren't paying much attention. He'll let them out and give a little sigh and wave his hand over his bottom. He doesn't really need to, but he's seen one of the neighbors do it before. On the rare chance he rips a long fart, it'll sound sort of like a mosquito buzzing.
His farts usually sound like that because of his rainbow pants hugging against his butt. But without them, his farts usually come out silently
But what do they smell like? Rotten apples (bc what else lol)
He (and the other neighbors) produces rainbow colored clouds
He's fully comfortable farting around Ba//rn//aby and Ho//me. Those is his best friends after all. For Ho//me, he likes to give them a quick warning so Ho//me can open his door and windows. Sometimes the clouds can be seen billow gently out of Ho//me's chimney if Wa//lly's gassy enough
His pants are very tight around his mid section, so an accidental toot/burp is more often than not
Speaking of burps, Wa//lly's aren't much special either, usually being little *urp*s.
Sodas really get him going, however. Since he drinks with his eyes, like how he eats with his eyes, he slurps it up pretty fast, which leads to him getting a painful, bloated belly (my favorite). Just pat him real good on the stomach or his back and he'll explode with a LOUD, long burp that'll shake the ground. Of course, he ends it with a little "excuse me". This is why he tries not to drink his sodas too fast, but sometimes the flavor is too good to do so
He gets embarrassed if he accidently burps while talking, especially when he's on the phone
Sometimes he apologizes to his pants after a particularly bad fart
Alright that's enough for now. Tune in next time for the same bullshit. And I know what you're thinking: how does a puppet fart? idk man, don't ask me. Goodbye
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by popular demand (so far, more than half of all people voted for it) i finally tried one of the new batman candies a few hours ago. i made sure to have some of my friends around and to be at least kind of near a hospital but i guess that was unnecessary. it tasted terrible because of course it did but i didn't get sick this time, at least not yet
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Wordcount for the day: 221 on longfic chapter, 425 on bunny, and flow edits on the chapter that I wrote while having a fever. So probably close to 800 or so words all in all.
I only have to go one place tomorrow morning, then I can force myself to sit, focus, and finally wrap up another in-story day....after I post new chapter to both FFN and AO3 of course lol
Depending on where brain is afterwards, I might take a small break from longfic chapters to focus on one of my bunnies. Really wanna finish my Gemshipping bunny. Eldritch AU keeps sprouting tentacles and trying to drag me back into its void, but I'm trying to hold off on that one so I have something to focus on after longfic is finished.
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6 am tornado warning in the dead middle of December. Only in Oklahoma.
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