#I’m basically just here to try to make it to 29 at least for the silly Simon game reference haha that is so pathetic
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Control // Twenty Nine.
Summary: Draco hasn't been able to enjoy sex and a little birdie tells him Hermione likes to take control. Is he willing to give it up? Can Draco Malfoy give up control?
Chapter 29 ————————
“So do you see her more these days?” asked Hermione.
Nodding, Draco answered, “We’re in the same rooms sometimes and she drops by to say good night.”
Moving out of the way for someone walking opposite them, she added, “Is that enough for you?”
“It’s better than nothing. It’ll take a bit for everything to return to normal, I’m sure,” he shrugged. “But at least she tells me things directly instead of making Kreacher relay the message.”
“That’s good,” she hummed, opening the door for him.
“Thank you,” said he before walking into the Ministry. “It’s weird hearing her telling me she loves me all the time since she rarely did so when I was younger.”
“Hermione, over here!”
Draco turned his head towards Harry’s voice and saw him standing with Kingsley and Ron. They were all dressed in formal wear, hair neatly set.
“Hermione, you can go into that room and Draco, that one,” instructed Kingsley.
“What’s going on?” Draco asked, confused.
“I can’t believe Malfoy’s gonna be joining us on this,” Ron groaned.
“Hermione, did you not tell him?” asked Harry.
“I thought you’d have obviously told him when you invited him,” replied Hermione, sounding just as confused as Draco.
“What invite?” asked Draco, getting annoyed that he was being left out of the conversation.
“You didn’t invite him?” questioned Kingsley.
“It was Ron’s job,” mentioned Harry.
“Ron, did you not invite Draco?”
“I didn’t feel the need to!” protested Ron, immediately shutting down the very chaotic conversation. “We don’t actually need him here.”
“Ron…” sighed Harry, shaking his head.
“How’re you here, anyway, Malfoy? I literally didn’t invite you.”
“Hermione asked if I wanted to go with her to the Ministry today.”
“I thought you were supposed to come with me!”
“He was!” exclaimed Harry.
“So what the hell was I supposed to be invited to? This conversation is going nowhere.”
The Minister cleared his throat, shutting up the four loudly arguing kids. “We’re making a statement about the official end of the Second Wizarding World. It may not feel necessary but a definitive ‘the end’ is never bad.”
“And those rooms?” he asked, eyeing the doors Kingsley had told him and Hermione to go in a few minutes ago.
“Gotta look good for the cameras, Mr. Malfoy,” Kingsley chuckled.
Looking down at himself wearing the similar black suit he always wears, he said, “Is this not enough?”
“Ron, you could’ve made this whole interaction so much easier,” Hermione groaned.
“Fine!” Ron exclaimed, obviously tired of being blamed for everything. “We’re announcing it at a ball.”
“So I’m getting ready for a ball,” Draco cleared up.
“Basically, yes,” said Harry.
“It’s an end of Voldemort party,” added Ron. “Just like an end of the year party.”
“Okay, that’s enough,” stated Kingsley, shutting up the arguing children. “Go get ready.”
With one last look at each other, Hermione and Draco strutted into the room Kingsley had directed them to when they first entered the building. Inside Draco’s room were men and women, ready to help him get ready.
First thing he did — first thing he always does when he enters a room with people — was scan everyone’s face, trying to figure out how everyone felt about him, about Draco Malfoy. He was either losing his people reading skills or everyone in the room seemed neutral towards him.
Feeling a little awkward, not having had anyone help him get ready for years, he stood on the platform in front of the tall mirror.
As someone started to measure him, he cleared his throat and said, “I could’ve just brought a suit from the Manor. I have more than enough.”
The man holding the ruler stiffened, clearly considering the possibility. “Would you have a classic suit?”
Holding back the urge to roll his eyes, Draco replied, “Have you seen me?”
“White shirt, thin black tie, black suit, black pants.”
Summoning Kreacher, Draco told the man, “Talk to my house elf about it, he’ll bring it over.”
As Draco got off the platform and sat on the couch, he heard a few people talking amongst themselves. Though he couldn’t pick up everything they said, the few words he heard were elves, pureblood, slavery, and Hermione.
He made a mental note to never call Kreacher again when he was with strangers. Not for his own rep, since he didn’t give a shit much about himself, but for Hermione. He didn’t want her to be associated with someone who was an entitled pureblood, enslaving house elves and abusing them.
But he also wasn’t going to explain himself to strangers.
Kreacher eventually returned with a well ironed suit and the whispering across the room didn’t stop even after the elf left. But nevertheless, Draco stood on the platform in front of the mirror once more.
Though he hadn’t gotten this treatment in years, he was used to being helped while getting ready. So naturally, he unbuttoned his black shirt and handed it to the man standing to his side. Then, he undid his belt and pushed his trousers down after kicking his shoes off.
A small gasp was heard from the room and he whipped his head back to see why. But the lady who had gasped was looking at him with big eyes, eyes just not on his face.
Confused, he turned to the mirror to assess himself and realised that the chastity cage was exaggerating the bulge in his underwear.
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The Profit & Love Statement » Pt. 8
↠ Pairing: Seokjin x Reader
↠ Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Angst
↳ (5.9k), Office AU (lowkey E2L vibes)
↠ Summary: The workplace isn’t for everyone. It can be mundane and repetitive, with some describing it like a nuisance and others as a blessing. You’re the kind that leans more towards the latter and while it does make you an ideal candidate for many things, nothing could have prepared you for the whirlwind that is the new employee.
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↠ Next Update: Tuesday, August 29 (series masterpost here)
The tumultuous day has arrived.
You stand outside of the room door, clampy hands wrapped around a thick file and bottom lip bruised from your constant gnawing. Your eyes remain latched onto the ticks coming from the clock hanging on the opposite wall, the seconds easily flying by.
You’re not the only one submerged in the countdown.
“I’ll begin in five minutes.”
“–it’s just a meeting, how hard can it be?”
“What if the information is wrong?”
It’s difficult not to chime in with the various murmurs coming from other employees in the Sales and Finances department, but nonetheless, you know it’s wrong to say that you’re unaffected by them.
All of your previous meetings consisted of quick overviews and basic updates about the new product. However, Soyou had approached you for this one specifically, requesting if you could present your information to the higher up’s of your department and consequently, take a role in leading it.
The opportunity is golden, and it sends you a flood of both genuine surprise and disbelief.
On a normal day, you would be pretty content with it. However–
Presenting something by yourself is scary. Especially in front of all the higher-ups.
The door opens and you suck in an inhale, only for your shoulders to deflate upon realizing the man emerging before you was a part of Production and likely heading towards his own meeting.
That was another thing – luckily, you’re not the only one facing this dilemma.
“I don’t know if I can do this.” Taehyung weakly says, having been chosen by the Manager from Marketing as well.
“Don’t worry about it.” Hoseok softly mentions, an encouraging smile on his lips, “All of you have been working hard on this product launch and now this is your opportunity to prove it!”
Yoongi lets out a low grunt, dark circles lining the bottom of his eyes.
“I just want to get these meetings over with already.”
A small smile quirks up on your features and Hoseok chuckles, “That’s the spirit, hyung!”
“I think I’m going to throw up….”
Hoseok swivels, “What?”
Taehyung waves a hand against his face, “I don’t know, I just feel really nauseous and sweaty.”
Your eyes are wide and Yoongi speaks up.
“I’m not a doctor, but those sound-like symptoms from fear of public speaking.”
“Oh!” Hoseok claps his hands together, “Imagine everyone in their underwear!”
“What?!” Taehyung snaps, “Why would I want to do that??”
“It helps!” He persists, “Or you can pretend like there’s no audience!”
Taehyung groans, “Can I pretend like I don’t have to do this presentation?”
Hoseok winces, staring at him with sympathetic eyes, “Sorry, but unless you work in Human Resources, you can’t miss out on these meetings.”
Taehyung slaps a hand against his temples in a fit of realization.
“Why didn’t I just take up a HR job?!”
“Um, because you studied Marketing…?” Hoseok brings up, but two other voices pitch in at the same time.
Your eyes flicker, “Don’t you have a degree in Marketing?”
“You work in Marketing.” Yoongi states.
“Geez, I get it, I get it!” Taehyung frowns, hoping someone would have at least defended him. He whispers underneath his breath, "Tough crowd.”
Hoseok continues, “Well, best the luck to all of you!” He glances at each of you, “Yoongi, you got this! Y/N, need I say more? And Taehyung, stop pretending like you’re going to throw up!”
“I’m still nauseous!” Taehyung complains, but Hoseok frowns and continues to tell him that it was obvious how hard he was trying to get out of this.
After he chides and convinces him to go to the meeting, the four of you departed and headed towards your individual meetings.
The room is empty as you enter, paperwork and water bottles set on the table in front of each chair. Slipping into a seat right away, your eyes dart up as the door beside you widens fully.
Soyou sternly walks in, sending you a courteous smile.
Sucking in a deep breath, employees pile in one by one, and you brace for impact.
***
There is an urge to collapse somewhere as soon as you walk out the door.
It’s astonishing, even for you, as you’re still somehow unable to process it.
You spot a mop of black hair down the hall.
“Y/N!” Hoseok chimes, spotting you frozen by the meeting room. His eyes sweep over your knotted features, concern dipping into his expression, “How was it? Good? Bad? Okayish?”
You can barely muster a single sentence, “I-It went well…”
Hoseok breaks into a giant grin that you match with a sheepish smile, eyes fixated on the thick file in your hands. To be completely honest, you weren’t expecting much to come out from this meeting. You had just assumed that things would have run through in a predictable manner – being surrounded with fellow sales representatives and of course, with opinions being thrown left and right.
But when the finger was pointed in your direction, you hadn’t even had a speck of criticism thrown your way nor any gap in your explanations. Instead, there was only compliments and understanding, leading up to a discussion that you found yourself extremely involved in, even when questions arose.
Soyou herself has even chimed in, stating that she was impressed with how well you organized and explained all the details thoroughly.
You blink a couple of times, still suspended in between disbelief.
“Y/N?” Hoseok shakes your arm a bit, still a little concerned with your detachedness.
You immediately smile at him, “I’m fine, just really surprised.”
Hoseok grins at you. “What about Yoongi and Taehyung?”
Planting his hands on his hips, he lets out a huge sigh, “Yoongi was okay for the most part. Told me there was bit of an argument happening with the budget, but that was about it. Taehyung on the other hand…”
Hoseok makes it sound incredibly ominous and you immediately narrow your eyes.
“What? What happened?”
Hoseok smiles, “He’s fine – a little scared, but he was fine.”
You let out a breath of relief as Hoseok snickers, playfully rolling your eyes at him.
“Y/N!”
You swivel around, noticing Taehyung rushing over to you as Yoongi strolls behind.
“How did it go?” You question right away.
“Not too bad.” Yoongi mutters, “They were stricter on the budget because of last time, but that was about it.”
You hum and Taehyung puffs out of his cheeks.
“I was confident the whole way through.” He shakes his head, “To think you guys were so nervous.”
Yoongi raises a brow, “This coming from the person that was nauseous?”
“I wasn’t nauseous, I was feeling sick.”
“That’s literally the same thing.”
You exchange a wary look with Hoseok, who has an amused smile plastered on his lips.
“Hey!”
At the sound of a new voice, you turn to see Bora sitting at reception, occasionally glancing at your group.
You wave at her with a smile, “I’ve been hearing a lot about the meetings happening today, how’d it go for you guys?”
“It went well, thanks for asking.” You reply, gesturing behind you, “Most of us are just tired now.”
She hums, “A lot of work, huh?”
You nod with a sheepish laugh, “Say, do you guys want to grab dinner tonight? It’ll be nice after all the hecticness today.”
“Oh.” You blink, surprised by the invitation. Unlike your other coworkers, you’ve never quite had the chance to interact much with the receptionistbefore, typically being the one that skips out with these sort of meet-ups because of other obligations.
“I’m not too sure…” You mumble, but then Hoseok swings an arm around you.
There’s a glimmer in his eyes that you notice right away, and he doesn’t hesitate to respond.
“That sounds like fun!” He glances at you knowingly, “You and Taehyung just lead the presentations for your departments, we should go!”
“But going out…?” You scratch the back of your neck, hesitance leaking into your voice.
“Why not?” Hoseok chirps, whirling around.
His gaze catches Taehyung’s and Yoongi’s attention. “What do you two think about getting dinner tonight?”
Taehyung places a dreadful hand against his chest, “Oh, I need this for sure.”
“I’ll have to make a quick call, but I’ll let you know.” Yoongi states.
“That’s no problem!” Bora smiles, “Just let me know by the end of work today.”
You nod in agreement, before heading back to your cubicle.
Walking down the hallway, your fingers glide against the screen of your phone, hurriedly typing up a message for Yuna that quickly lets her know you’ll be home late today after going out with your coworkers. She responds within seconds, a quick message that reads “have fun with your friends! :)” that makes you laugh.
You’re just in the process of turning off your phone when a voice from elsewhere beckons you.
“Who are you texting?”
A yelp leaves you and you spin around, noticing that Seokjin was only millimeters away from your shoulder and gazing at you curiously.
“Don’t scare me like that!” You hiss, heart practically racing from his sudden appearance.
“Who was that?” He asks again, innocent eyes blinking.
“My sister.” You remark a tad annoyed.
He hums, but you furrow your brows at him.
“Why did you want to know so badly?”
“Because you had this huge smile on your face.” He playfully says.
You cross your arms, “I’ve smiled before.”
“Not like that.” He remarks with an amused grin, like he had just figured out something new about you.
You shake the thought away, “Did you get through the documents I told you to look over and work on?”
His eyes brighten, “Oh, yeah I did!” Turning to your cubicle, he scavenges around and locates the file, “It actually wasn’t too bad, but it was really boring in the office today.”
You hum, taking the papers from him as you peer around the workplace. Because of the many scheduled meetings happening during this week, there hasn't been much time left for getting your tasks done.
As a result, the cubicles near you are nearly vacant, barely anyone in sight.
“Remember how I told you about the meeting I had?” You look over the documents, studying them intently, “There’s ones for each department happening.”
Seokjin hums, curiously peeking over your shoulder as you run through his work.
For a split second – you pause. There’s a crease between your brows, and the silence you carry makes him grow apprehensive.
“What?” He questions in an instant, “Is it not good?”
“No, no, it’s–“
You flip through the sheets once again, placing a finger against your chin.
Seokjin is puzzled by your reaction, barely able to read your impassive expression.
“It’s…” You begin again, and he perks up, “Wow….you’ve made some solid progress here.”
“Seriously?” His eyes practically shine with the response, but your eyes remain fixated on the paperwork in front of you.
“Yeah, good stuff.” You finally look up, only to see him have a giant Cheshire smile.
You raise an eyebrow in amusement, “What?”
“I got a compliment from you~” He cheekily remarks.
You neatly set the papers down with a smile. “Well, I know progress when I see it. You did a good job with this.”
“Sorry, what was that?” He ponders.
“Huh?”
“You said something about me?” He leans closer, furrowing his brows, “I can’t seem to hear well today.”
His childishness arises a playful scoff from you, “Wow, it’s getting late. I think I should start heading home.”
“Y/N!”
You let out a laugh, walking back to your cubicle as Seokjin pouts.
***
“–the analysis shouldn’t be too difficult to do, you just need to account for all the variables.”
Seokjin hums, trailing after you as you walk through the floor. In an attempt to help him understand other aspects of the office, as well as honor the negotiable terms he had, you attempted to bring him to other departments, explaining their fundamentals roles.
Additionally, you had assumed that working in an office all day long by yourself would have gotten tedious and lonely at one point.
As a result, it’s not too difficult to notice the subtle changes in him. His eyes are considerably wide and peering around the other floors, closely taking in his surroundings while occasionally glancing over at you when you offer commentary on your part.
The end of the day arrives sooner as expected. The lights are turned off, the monitors are shut down and you grab your coat, planning to leave the facility.
“Y/N!”
You pivot to see Bora waving over to you with a smile, gesturing you to come closer with the coworkers surrounding her. Your eyes drift over to Hoseok glancing over with a smile and Yoongi standing next to him, but then you notice the absence of a certain someone.
“Are we all set to go?” You ponder, but then Hoseok shakes his head.
“Taehyung isn’t here yet.”
You hum in response, leaning against the side of Bora’s receptionist desk next to Hoseok and Yoongi. Peeking over, you notice she’s in the midst of placing some files off to the side.
The sound of footsteps has your head lifting, expecting Taehyung to finally join you.
But then– “Oh.”
Seokjin’s irises flicker around the table, bewildered with the appearance of so many in the near-empty office.
“Heading home?” You wonder and he gyrates, locking eyes with you.
“Uh, yeah–“ His vision sweeps around again, “What’s going on here?”
“We’re just grabbing dinner together.” You nonchalantly reply, but then your eyes widen.
The image of a negotiable term pops into your head and you don’t hesitate to ask–
“Do you want to come with us?”
Seokjin’s eyes light up immensely and there’s no mistaking the huge grin he holds, “Can I?”
You shrug, a smile looping on your lips, “I believe I still owe you a restaurant visit – if you’re okay with going in a group.”
“Yeah, that would be–“
“I’m here!”
Taehyung bends down, grasping his knees as he wheezes in exhaustion. You presume that even with taking the elevator up here, it was a journey just to get up to your floor.
“Great!” Bora exclaims, glancing around at the group, “I guess we’re all set to head out again!”
Her words are met with ‘hms’ and ‘yeps’ before everyone heads out, waiting for the elevator. Seokjin follows in last as the door closes, and you can’t help but muse over how he looks like an overexcited kid among a group of adults.
The corner of your mouth upturns.
The restaurant is nearly packed.
It’s not a simple task to find a table, especially when there’s six of you and every single one seats either two to three people. You even end up stumbling a couple of times, crowds of people bumping into you every five minutes.
Luckily enough, you’re soon able to secure a large table that accommodates everyone. Yoongi takes the first seat at the round table and Hoseok settles down beside him. Taehyung takes the spot beside Hoseok and you sit with him as Seokjin slips in between you and Bora.
“These noodles look really good.” Taehyung remarks, sweeping his eyes through the menu.
“I think the rice looks nice. It’s got a mix of things in it and it’s fried?” Hoseok brings up, nudging you in the shoulder, “Sign me up.”
You smile lopsidedly at him and Bora puts down her menu, “They have drinks here! We should get some to celebrate!”
Taehyung glances up a tad confused, “Celebrate what?”
“The start of a new project.” She remarks with a giant smile. Taehyung still looks confused, but Hoseok pitches in.
“I think that’s a great idea.” He exhales, “After a hectic start to that product launch, yes please to any drinks.”
Bora laughs and Yoongi hums in agreement. Her eyes roam around the table, landing on two individuals.
“What about you guys?”
Taehyung and you side-eye each other. It’s not that you don’t do drinks, it’s that–…well…
“Me and drinking?” Taehyung gestures to himself exasperatedly, “I thought we were out here to have a fun time!”
That’s just about it – you both lack the right amount of tolerance. You can’t hold your liquor down even if you tried and Taehyung has a tendency to get a little…interesting when he’s drunk.
“Didn’t you get deadbeat drunk last time and end up almost calling your boss to give a speech on having more benefits?” Hoseok chuckles and you remember Yoongi describing the incident as a ‘complete nightmare’.
“Don’t remind me.” Taehyung shivers from the memory.
“Alright, so it’s a no from Y/N and Taehyung.” Bora finalizes, gazing at you, “Would it be okay for one of you to drive us all home?”
You wince, “I don’t have a car.”
Taehyung widens his eyes, “I was planning on catching a cab.”
Bora grimaces, but a voice you had least expected pitches in.
“I can do it.”
You swivel around, “Really?”
“Yeah, why not?” Seokjin shrugs, staring at you, “Everyone should get home safely.”
Your eyebrows raise at that, surprised from the lack of hesitation on his features. Bora takes the answer right away with a smile, glad to go all out tonight and not needing to worry.
“Yes! Thank you!”
Seokjin warmly smiles, “It’s no problem.”
With that, you all begin ordering different dishes and drinks, conversation slipping in with ease.
***
As the hour passes by, your table is littered with plates of food and there’s different exchanges occurring.
Hoseok started off initially simply talking about work, or more specifically, the recent product launch that had everyone working more than usual. Taehyung pitches in the interesting changes being made in his marketing campaign and Yoongi mentions Namjoon, the new CFO being a good part of it, that Seokjin wholeheartedly agrees with.
Aside from that one brief mention of work, none of you stir toward that topic and you’re honestly grateful for that. But the conversation dips into something that brings a huge grin to your features.
“Yoonsun can already speak full sentences.” Yoongi shakes his head, as if astonished, “I’ve never seen a kid his age do that.”
“Should that be given as a five-year-old?” Hoseok curiously wonders.
Yoongi boastfully grins, “Well yeah, but I’d love to see those other kids try and beat his grammar.”
Bora speaks up, “Why do I have a feeling you’ve probably framed all his certificates by now?”
“Certificates?” He says baffled, “I frame everything. Certificates, drawings, pictures.”
“Is that why you were asking Jungkook to buy you a camera?” Hoseok brings up.
Yoongi hums and someone from across the table giggles.
Bora covers her mouth, “Sorry, you just sound like such a proud father.”
Everyone laughs as Yoongi beams, not even trying to defend or protest against the compliment.
Hoseok continues to ask him more questions and you take a bite out from your dish, eyes sweeping around the table. The individuals around you are either eating or conversing with one another, wistfully listening as conversations flow with ease.
A tender smile stretches across your lips. You’re not used to things like this, typically the one that skips out with these sort of meet-ups. You can’t even count the amount of times Hoseok’s tried to persuade you to get dinner with him, or to come over to Yoongi’s house for some drinks. It’s not like you purposely didn’t want to spend time with them – you were just so occupied all the time and barely had the chance to step out from your two jobs.
It feels a little different being here now, as your coworkers joke around and laugh, but you don’t find yourself minding in the least.
Your eyes flicker down to your food, shaking your thoughts away. However, you don’t notice the set of eyes glued to your form.
Taking another bite, your attention is drawn away by the clearing of a throat.
Peering at Seokjin puzzled, he leans against the table with his arm and faces you.
“This is completely a working theory,” He begins, “and let me know if I’m wrong, but I think I’ve realized something…”
Your brows knit together, “What?”
He leans closer to you, his finger resting against his lips like he was about to sprout out some kind of revelation.
“You’re a workaholic, aren’t you?”
You blink, attempting to process what he just said with a simple, “What?”
He raises his hands, “See, originally I just assumed you were the nonsensical type, but then I shifted to you just having a strong work ethic and now–“
He grins in a teasing manner, “I’m starting to believe you might just suck at having fun.”
You raise a brow at the remark, “Do you usually put this much effort into your work?”
“See!” He brightens up like he just solved a mystery, “My theory does make sense!”
You frown, “It doesn’t.”
Seokjin narrows his eyes, like he’s just getting started.
“So you aren’t able to talk to people?”
“I can talk to people.”
“You can talk to people, but you can’t make friends?”
“I can make friends!”
“So you just suck at having fun?”
“Yes! No!” You huff, planting a hand against your temples. Glancing around, no one seems to notice the match you’re having with him at the moment.
You take a deep inhale, “It’s just strange…being out like this.” You explain, “I’m usually working all the time and I don’t get these chances often…but they’re nice.”
It’s something you’re coming into terms with since being here.
Seokjin loudly gasps, like he’s made a revelation. “So you can have fun!”
You turn to him with the most deadpan expression ever and he chuckles at the sight of it.
Shaking your head, you attempt to change the topic, “So why did you want to go to a restaurant in the first place?”
It was initially an odd request that you agreed to put down, but he had offered up no explanation for it.
“I don’t know, it’s different.” He simply states, “I’m stuck in that office 24/7 now and I’d rather be somewhere else.”
You hum, well aware that while you were comfortable in that environment, he was definitely not.
“And actually…” He’s hesitant for a moment and you’re taken aback, witnessing a rare moment his confidence fleets.
But he pushes forward, “Okay, it’s stupid but you can’t laugh.”
He stares at you like the world would end if you did and with a playful roll of your eyes, you agree.
“Fine.”
“It was a childhood dream.” He clarifies quickly, eyeing you carefully as you nonchalantly stare back, “Just a dream, but I…I thought one day, it would be cool to own one.”
“A restaurant?”
He nods and you’re intrigued, “That’s interesting.”
“Really?” He squints his eyes at you like he thinks you’re lying.
“Well, yeah.” You shrug, “Everyone has dreams.”
The image of a Manager plaque surfaces into your mind, but you silently push it away.
Seokjin hums, but he’s still staring at you like he’s confused with your simple and direct response.
“If you keep staring at me like that, I’m going to burst out laughing.”
He eyes you, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh.”
“And did you get that down in writing for negotiation?” You add with a smirk.
He gives you a look along the lines of ‘well played’ and a waitress approaches your table, holding a plethora of drinks.
“Here are your orders.” She says with a tired smile and you make a mental note to generously tip her afterwards.
Bora raises her hands, receiving them before distributing across the table. Majority had gone over the drinks menu with ease, but you on the other hand–
There’s a fruity pink drink that lands in front of Taehyung and a fizzy orange one in front of you.
He meets your intrigued gaze and you exchange a grin.
Taehyung might have ordered the more interesting non-alcoholic beverages for the two of you.
“This looks amazing.” Taehyung exclaims, not even hesitating to take a huge gulp as you eye your drink. To be honest, it's something you’ve never tried before and you’re definitely curious about the taste.
Taehyung lets out a happy hum and you take a sip from your drink.
A cough leaves you instantly.
He whirls around, “What is it?”
“I don’t know….” You eye it carefully, “It’s not as sweet as I expected.”
Taehyung widens his eyes, leaning over, “Can I try?”
You hum, and he takes a sip, an intrigued look crossing over him, “It seems okay to me…do you want to switch?”
You blink, “Would that be okay?”
“Yeah, why not?” Taehyung shrugs, “It tastes better to me and I don’t want you to be stuck with it if you don’t like it.”
You warmly smile at him, and he doesn’t hesitate to swap the drinks. You’re much more content with what he ordered, happier with the more evident sweetness.
It’s not long before your glass is near empty and everyone is laughing around the table. Your eyes glance around in a daze, noticing the slight pink that’s coloured Yoongi’s cheeks and the way he’s laughing joyfully. Hoseok is next to him and couldn’t be even closer to the opposite, his cheeks puffed out and eyes sullen.
It’s almost like they’ve traded personalities and you don’t hesitate to point it out, “Well, well, what do we have here?”
Yoongi glances over and Hoseok pouts, peering in your direction, “What do you mean?”
Taehyung catches on, laughter spilling from his lips, “Did you two switch personalities or something?”
Yoongi simply grins and Hoseok’s pout deepens. It evokes hearty chuckles and Taehyung bursts out laughing as you lean against him, watching the two fondly.
“Wait, wait,” Taehyung whispers to you, “I’m going to try something.”
You nod with a giggle and he eyes Yoongi, to which the former simply smiles.
Taehyung clears his throat like he’s about to make a formal speech, “Yoongi – my man,” He plants a hand against said man’s shoulder, raising his glass, “You are truly….truely! A gift to this world.”
He immediately backs away as if scared, watching him carefully. Yoongi chuckles in response, enamoured by the words.
“Ohhh.” Taehyung turns to you with awe-stricken eyes that you reflect back at him, “He didn’t even look disgusted!! This is incredible!!!”
The laughter is bubbling out of you at an alarming rate that Taehyung echoes, the hues of your cheeks reflecting pink.
Seokjin stares at you, something unreadable in his eyes as they flicker from you to Taehyung.
He doesn’t hesitate to address it, “Are you two okay?”
Bora furrows her brows, still somewhat sober. “I was about to just ask the same thing.”
“Of course we’re okayyy!” You protest, but your words are beginning to slur. You snap your head at Taehyung, “Right?!”
“Absolutely!” You hum, “We’re 101% percent fantastic!”
You burst out giggling at that and Taehyung joins you, but Seokjin suddenly sits up in his seat.
“Are you…?” He begins to suspect it, however it’s not until you give him a certain wide-eyed look that it all makes sense.
“They’re drunk?” Bora replies astounded. “But how…?”
Seokjin’s eyes widen, and he leans over, grabbing the menu Taehyung was using.
“I think I may have found the answer.”
Bora tilts her head closer to him, and he shows her the section the drinks were from, the words ‘alcoholic beverages’ clumsily placed away from thelist.
She sucks in a sharp inhale, letting out a low but dismayed, “Oh boy…”
Her exact words echo Seokjin’s thoughts.
“For now, we just need to keep those two under control.” He replies, and she nods in response.
He turns around to you and Taehyung, currently in the midst of laughing over something that both of them weren’t able to catch.
Seokjin quirks up an amused brow, muttering under his breath, “I’m suddenly glad I stayed sober now.”
The shop begins to close and Seokjin grabs his coat.
“Well, this was a disaster.” Bora chuckles.
Seokjin hums, and she gestures to you and Taehyung, “I didn’t drink much tonight because of them, so I can drop someone home. I think Hoseok mentioned he lived nearby.”
“I can take Y/N and Taehyung.” Seokjin offers and Bora smiles at him.
“Thanks, but I hope you’ll be okay with the two of them.” She raises an eyebrow in your direction, finally understanding why you and Taehyung were insistent on not drinking in the first place.
He shakes it off, “It’s fine.”
Quickly grabbing his keys, it’s not long before the group is splitting up to head home. Bora decides to drop Hoseok off home after confirming the latter wasn’t far from her. Yoongi had ended up taking a cab because of the distance, but Seokjin had made sure to see him off just in case.
Which leaves you and Taehyung, not the absolute drunkest of the group but definitely the most troublesome.
Before entering his car, Taehyung had spent considerable time gushing over it (which was weird for him to watch, to say the least) until complaining that the night was young and he wasn’t ready to go home just yet. He had to end up yanking him off the vehicle and pushing him into the front car seat, buckling him in akin to a child.
You were surprisingly a lot more understanding and agreeable in that regard, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t go through his own troubles with you. In your case, he was getting a lot of pouts and puppy eyes that were making him laugh more than actually persuading him.
He eventually manages to get you settled in the back seat, before slipping into the driver’s one and turning his keys in the slot.
The engine roars, and he peers over as he begins to back out.
“Where do you live, Taehyung?”
“On the mooonn.” He slurs with a grin.
Seokjin frowns, “I meant where do you live on earth?”
“I told you! The moooonn!”
You chime in from the back, “He’s right! I saw!”
“See?!”
It’s taking every ounce of his strength not to laugh or crack a pun in response, but instead he focuses on leaving the parking, pushing his gears in drive and heading onto the road.
He tries again, playing along, “Okay so, hypothetically if you lived on earth, where would that be?”
Taehyung pouts, “Are you trying to trick me again…?”
Seokjin smiles sweetly, “Of course not.”
Taehyung narrows his eyes for a moment, before giving in, “The apartment complex ....on the south of Moon Street.”
He grins in response and steps on the gas pedal.
***
Aside from complaining about not wanting to leave and stumbling on his feet while trying to dash away, Taehyung gets home without any issues. Seokjin sighs in relief, whirling his head around.
“Where to, Y/N?”
“To party!” You reply with a giggle and he softly smiles.
“I actually meant your place.”
You sharply gasp, covering your mouth, “Are you going to come with me?”
“I’m just dropping you off, unless you’re going to try to escape like Taehyung.”
There’s more giggles leaving your mouth and Seokjin completely turns around, gazing at you in amusement.
“What?”
“You’re complaining about Taehyung trying to run away?” Your eyes are crinkled, a giant grin stretched out on your features.
Seokjin scoffs in offense and your laughter only increases, but his expression dissolves into a smile.
“Alright, I guess I'm the last person who should complain about that.” He admits, “So if you’re not going to run away, where do I drop you off?”
“The apartment buildings on Blue Street.”
He hums, instantly whirling around and swerving onto the road. Luckily enough for him, it’s not too far from where Taehyung lives and it only takes him a couple of minutes to drive into the building after you navigate him to the exact address.
He parks the car and gets out of his seat, walking over to your side to open the door and help you out.
“Someone’s a gentleman.” You say with a giggle and he raises his brows.
“What? Don’t think someone that looks this good can’t be a gentleman?”
You laugh at that, but he’s not amused.
“What?”
You shake your head, “I’m just laughing at how much you call yourself handsome. It’s almost like your signature move.”
His eyes briefly widen before they narrow, and he plants his hands against his hips.
“And? Don’t you agree?”
You simply chuckle in response, and he’s somehow extremely offended.
Your disagreement is like his entire existence is being questioned.
“Wait, so you don’t find me handsome?”
You giggle in response and his mouth falls agape.
“What is wrong with you?” He squints, leaning closer to you, “Are your eyes working properly?!”
You wince and cover your ears, “Why are you always so loud?”
He immediately falters, but the annoyance is still evident in his features. Closing the door behind you, he notices you’re stumbling on your heels and ends up walking you to the front door of your apartment.
Letting go of you, Seokjin stares at the door. “Do you have your keys?”
You hum, brows knitted together as you search through your coat, “They should be here somewhere….”
The door comes swinging open the moment you find them, a set of naïve eyes staring back at you.
“Yuna!” You exclaim, hugging her instantly. The fourteen-year-old doesn’t hesitate to hug you back, but her eyes are glued to the person behind you.
Seokjin takes it as an opportunity to offer her a friendly wave, “Hi.”
He turns his attention back to you, pointing to your feet, “Do you think you’ll be okay?”
You hum, but instantly straighten up with a burst of energy, “Wait here for a minute!”
Seokjin squints, “Okay…?”
You suddenly rush off into the apartment, and he’s left standing at the front, next to your sister.
“Say,” He begins, “Am I horrible looking to you?”
“No.” Yuna shakes her head, “I actually think you’re really handsome.”
A huge grin spreads against his features, and he acknowledges that if a relative of yours agrees with him, there’s just something weird about you to think otherwise.
“Thanks.” He beams, raising his shoulders higher. Yuna looks at him oddly, but his eyes begin to roam around now, taking in his surroundings.
The apartment is strangely small compared to the building size, a lower roof ceiling that would be easy to bang his head on and more closed in for his own liking. It suddenly makes him feel exposed, realizing that aside from the fact that you take work way too seriously and occasionally had a sarcastic side – he really doesn’t know much about you outside of the office.
He also wonders where the rest of your family are, if they even live with you to begin with.
His questions remain lingering in the air by the time you return, a cold-water bottle in your hand that you offer to him.
He accepts it with wide eyes, “Thanks for dropping me off.”
“It’s no problem.” He smiles, turning his attention to Yuna as his voice lowers, “Make sure you keep an eye on her, she’s kind of crazy when she’s drunk.”
You scoff and prepare to rebuttal a comeback but Yuna smiles, surprising you.
“I will.” She says and Seokjin warmly smiles, before waving at you and starting to leave through the door.
“See you tomorrow!” He exclaims and you lazily hum, closing the door behind him.
The moment it shuts, Yuna turns to you with intrigue.
“Is he your boyfriend?”
Your eyes are as wide as large saucers, “What?”
“Is he your boy–“
“No!” You emphasize, “No! Absolutely not!”
Yuna nods, looking a tad bit disappointed that makes you quirk your head to the side. You shake your head, entering into your living room as you chuckle to yourself.
You and Seokjin – what a truly interesting pair that would be.
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The Promises I’m Making (2024)
Sheesh, this year it was even harder than last year to make promises. In particular, I really wanted to focus on promises that wouldn't cost as much money as in prior years, so I tried to steer clear of too many promises that would cost above the basic spending amounts... But it turns out it is really hard to make resolutions if you're broke. 😂
So here's what I'm going with:
2024 Promises
1) Step down from my administrative position and return to being a full-time faculty member. I literally cannot take the clown show that is admin at my work anymore. It is actually killing me.
2) Related to this, redecorate my new office as soon as they decide where they are going to move me.
3) Apply for new jobs!! APPLY FOR NEW JOBS!!!
4) Train my replacement in the chair position well so they are super prepared to take over in fall.
5) Put a new sink/vanity in the downstairs bathroom of the Utah house.
6) Get both bedroom floors sanded in the Utah house upstairs.
7) Finally get rid of the dirt pile in front of the Utah house.
8) Take down the remains of the wooden fence posts at the Utah house.
9) Fully clean out and prepare the Utah house to be rented out to new renters. Hopefully the next people won’t sneak in a parrot that poops all over the floor… RIP…
10) Clean off my back patio/car port area so I can park my car there again.
11) Call the plumber and replace the faucets. Even if I end up having to do it myself.
12) Get the dead tree removed from the Texas house yard and call the internet company to see about the cable around the tree root.
13) Plant roses where the old ones died in front of the Texas house.
14) Replace my CPU fan; the bearings are going out and it’s making an annoying noise.
15) Organize my documents (especially student papers)—my desktop and documents folders give me nightmares just looking at them.
16) Related to that, lose at least 20 pounds. 2020-2023 was not kind to me and the stress eating was real.
17) Do at least one artwork to actually use that paint program I bought.
18) Pay my credit debt down by at least $2000. I’m still paying off the hell year, but I hope I can make progress on this.
19) Buy all the Noragami volumes I am missing and do a complete re-read of Noragami now that the series is finishing up.
20) This is super nerdy, but my bro got me the FFXIV cookbook and made me promise to actually use it, so I guess I’d better at least try to make something from it.
21) Finish at least five books this year.
22) Update HaaH at least once. Please, Echo???
23) Reach the new level cap with all jobs in FFXIV!
24) Go to the graduation ceremony for my family friend.
25) Catch up with hanging up all the charms/pins I’ve gotten recently on my corkboards; these are just sitting in boxes/bags around the house. D;
26) Fully deep clean and vacuum/detail my own car at home. No more of the “It doesn’t make sense to clean it out now; the dog is just going to go back in it.” The dog is always going to go back in it. Clean it, Echo.
27) Help my parents tear out the carpet in my old childhood bedroom.
28) See at least three new species of birds. Doesn’t matter where, just three new ones!
29) Reach 3500 followers. Can I do it? You should follow me if you’re not already; I’m pretty cool. Just sayin’!
30) Cancel all the subscriptions I don’t need. There’s literally no reason to sit around letting companies passively profit off me when I don’t even really use the services/the services keep getting worse while the costs keep going up.
31) Go out on at least a day trip to take pictures with my friend. We haven’t done this in quite some time. I need to touch grass.
32) Repair the lovely one-of-kind ceramic plate that my dog broke with kintsugi. I want to try it at least once!
33) Really look hard for my passport in my house. It’s been missing for like a year and a half now, and I don’t want to have to pay for a new one.
34) Put all the small prints, postcards, and stickers I have collected in my new mini-print books. I can even use up washi tape to decorate too. (Finally, a purpose for the washi tape…)
35) Shred the million pieces of old mail I have lying around the house. I finally got the shredder so it just makes sense to use it.
36) Have more follow-through with chores. It’s not enough to wash the clothes or do the dishes if I then procrastinate on folding the clean laundry and putting the dried dishes back in the cabinets…
37) Put reminders for birthdays and major events in my phone as well as set a monthly reminder to check these promises. Maybe I’ll be able to keep more promises if I look at the list more often throughout the year!
38) Since I can’t afford to go to the salon, spa, etc. too much this year, I should at least do some self-care days at home. Will this be the year I finally manage to use all the fancy scrubs and face masks and bath salts I keep getting from people?
39) Use up one whole notebook. It doesn’t matter what goes in the notebook, but I gotta use the whole thing from cover to cover. I have so many pretty notebooks that never get used just because they’re pretty.
40) Change the burned-out lightbulbs in the recessed lighting in the Texas house ceiling. It’s like twelve feet high and the lightbulb charger stick I bought didn’t work, so I’m going to have to find someone with a ladder. Save me, handyman. Save me.
41) Build the pretty koi paper lantern my brother got me, or the Korean temple model my coworker gave me after his trip to Korea.
42) Actually use the yoga mat I bought forever ago. At least a few times, please???
43) Finish watching the Fruits Basket remake with Kacchan. I think we stopped in the second season, RIP.
44) Spend more time with coworkers—go out to lunch more often.
45) See about removing the PMI from at least one of my house loans to try to save money. I’ve been paying on these loans long enough I shouldn’t need PMI anymore.
46) Practice my German skills (or I guess other language skills?) by translating something at least once a month.
47) Get a new bookshelf. The current ones in both my office and foyer are already overflowing. @_@
48) Make more time to call people and talk on the phone. Texting is not the same. D;
49) Get the new COVID vaccine to stay healthy.
50) I will keep my promises!
Good luck, 2024’s me!
#50 promises#new year's resolutions#irl stuff#Echo is on the struggle bus#literally starting off Day One of the year with a cold#love this for me
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Red White and Royal Blue Review
I'm sorry but as the president's son, wouldn't you know not to get drunk at an official engagement like this?
Is that cake about to get ruined because it feels like the cake is about to get ruined. I didn't see the trailer.
2. Yes, it was ruined. I feel like I should be drunk for this.
3. I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. I was like what’s going on with Uma Thurman but I realize she’s trying to do an accent. I do not think it’s working.
5. This ... looks weird to me
It almost looks like photoshop, idk.
6. I’ve only been watching this for ten minutes but .. why can’t I remember his name, whatever president son dude, I think he’s the weakest link. The dialogue isn’t as snappy as it thinks it is although I did chuckle at the “you’ll act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency” but Zahra sells the quick “snappy” wit with more ease than he does. He isn’t comfortable with it.
7. Equerry dude is hotter than both of them.
8. Alex. His name is Alex.
9. Honestly, out of the two of them, Alex is acting like the bigger jackass.
10. Yeah, Alex kinda irritates me.
11. He flirts better with Miguel. Those eyes?
like I know we’re not at the flirty part with Henry yet but I can already tell we’re not going to get the same energy.
12. I don’t think you understand the laugh that came out of my mouth when I saw this
because it’s basically like they each got their own Black Best Friend and I know this is supposed to be like DIVERSITY.
13. “Omg people would kill to come to my NYE party” so far, this is a pretty basic party, sir.
14. So Henry is supposed to be uptight and posh and Alex is supposed to be more carefree, the drunk partier dude, but the thing is, the actor doesn’t come across carefree, he feels like he’s trying to be carefree so he actually makes me feel more uptight than Henry because I’m like, you’re not letting loose but you’re supposed to be the loose one.
15. TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TO THE WALL! TILL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS! AH SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AH SKEET SKEET GOTDAMN!
16. LMAOOOOOOOOO. Honestly, I don’t know if them choosing Get Low as the song they’re supposed to see each other across the dance floor and look at each other longingly is brilliant or terrible.
17. Aww Henry wanted a NYE kiss. Sad face.
18. Henry, I just feel like you could do better than Alex?
19. WE GET IT YOU WERE WORKING CLASS
20. Well at least they’re not Malec when they kiss.
21. He’s reminiscent of a a young Al Pacino -- I’m actually thinking of Al Pacino in Scarface but they did darken his skin for Scarface, which is you know.
22. “He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football” this line is wasted on these two. Jesus, give it to people with chemistry.
23.
he deserves a better scene partner.
24. I can’t believe I’m not even an hour in.
25. Alex, do some work!
26. Oh, this banter is terrible. People are comparing this to Merthur?
27. Wait, but I want to know which other famous boys he’s shagged.
28. This is probably the most I’ve cared about them so far
29. And he's blinking rapidly to show he's nervous but it should be in the body language, Alex is kind of just standing there. It should be nervous and exciting and intimate and thrilling, it's just ... kind of happening. Like the dude who plays Henry, his back must be TIRED from carrying all of this.
30. Ah yes,
it's giving
but way less intimate.
31. OK. So. I was going to add a screenshot but I was afraid tumblr would block it if I did so when they're making love, Alex -- who I almost called whatshiface -- says "I can't believe how wrong I was about you" and here's my thing with dialogue during sex scenes and I feel really bad for comparing these two movies because no one deserves this but it reminds me of when anons were like please watch some clips of the um, what's that movie series based on Harry Styles fanfiction -- After -- WE ARE GOING TO PAUSE TO BRING ATTENTION TO THE PROCESS I WENT THROUGH TO GET THE NAME OF THESE FUCKING MOVIES:
I typed in movie based on harry styles fanfiction and then Google was like Anne Hathaway and I was like what no, there's another movie based on One Direction fanfiction?? HOW MANY ARE THERE? then I was like wasn't Jughead in the movie? but then I forgot his real name so I had to be like Riverdale cast and it was like Cole Sprouse and I was like RIGHT! then looked up his fucking filmography and it wasn't there and I was like I swear I saw a clip with him in it and then I was like RIGHT, he is a twin so then I Googled his brother's name then I got Dylan Sprouse and then I looked up HIS filmography and got the name of the movie JUST FOR THIS BRIEF MENTION IN THIS STUPID POST and I was like, but anons can't search the masterlist??????????
anyway there's that scene where they're having sex in her office or something and like in the middle of them having sex he's like "SAY I'M THE ONLY ONE" or something and it just made me laugh because his voice is unaltered, he just delivered the line like they were having a regular conversation and that's what happens here, Alex just says this line and it takes me out of the moment because I'm like you're not being breathy or moaning or something as you talk, you're just talking like normal? THEN DON'T SPEAK.
32. But what does Alex do? Is he in school? Is he ... what does he do? I know he wrote a memo that nobody read and will probably end up being a huge meaningful contribution down the line but he's talking about wishing he could help more and I'm like what's your job? Like you can still help people in whatever job you're doing, like are YOU going to hospitals and talking to dying children? Like what's happening here?
33. And he's going on and on about making his dad proud and being someone who can do something but you're the guy who got drunk at a wedding and made a 75,000 pound cake fall. I...
34. Ah he's a law student. Volunteer at a free law clinic then, jesus christ.
35. OK their together texts are infinitely worse. "I CAN'T HAVE SMUT FILLING MY INBOX".
36. I mean, Miguel is a journalist, Alex, I...
37. So I'm guessing Miguel will break the Alex/Henry story. Because duh.
38. HENRY IS TRYING SO HARD.
39. "Dad, what is this music? It's so not the vibe" I'm sorry but I find Alex insufferable.
40. Oh so Henry DOES read nonwhite authors, jfc.
41. Ohhhhhhh whatshisface, Alex, is having the IT ALL MAKES SENSE moment, which MUST happen when the love interest is singing, HENRY IS HIS FOREVER BOO. And then of course, princes can't be gay so even though Henry feels the same way, I'm sure he'll be all I TOLD YOU NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
42. This movie seems like there'll be a rain kiss in it.
43. "Yeah, he's tougher than he looks." You guys were drinking tequila shots, doing karaoke and playing volleyball, not chopping wood for your only source of heat during winter in the Appalachians. Relax.
44. "You can understand my life a little more" which is cool but what about HIS life, Alex? I don't know I just find him extremely self-centered.
45. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A ROPE ATTACHED TO MY CHEST AND IT KEEPS PULLING ME TOWARDS YOU. Yes, I see the Jane Eyre reference.
46. Aww, he's in the pool with his hand over his heart. I needed a better couple for this.
47. And here we go with the downturn before the uptick.
48. He's trying so hard to be melancholy and this is what we get?
A furrowed brow?
49.
I mean are you? What is this, Stefan about Caroline? Please be serious.
50. Well, there's rain. But they're not kissing.
51. "I flew across an ocean" which would be more impressive if you weren't the president's son, Alex.
52.
You didn't actually storm the castle, though. Who are you now, Damon?
53. This should be way more frenzied than it is. He should be yelling, out of his mind, and Henry should be doing exactly what he's doing now.
54.
Well that's because he's amazingly self-centred.
55. ON. HIS. BACK.
56. Stephen Fry being in this is kind of perfect though. I just wish the movie was better.
57. OK well that's over.
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Alright here are some of my fallout hot takes:
Deacon x MacCready is weird/gross, not founded in canon, and borderline pedophilic if you think about the most likely age difference and how a lot of people headcanon Deacon as the lone wanderer.
People being into Kent the ghoul weirds me out because of how child-like he is. Same goes for Curie, she’s literally born sexy yesterday and has the basic social knowledge of a child. It’s really messed up to try to romance her and her dialogue even shows how confused and somewhat uncomfortable she is. 
People being super into Maxson feels the same to me as people being super into Vulpes. They are both pretty unattractive, openly and horrifically fascist/violent bigots/genocidal/literally pure evil, and being very into them is weird when there are so many other non-horrific options to choose from.
On that note, in anyway liking the Legion and the people in it is so fucked up like actually why.
DiMA is the literal worst and we just forgive it because he is some pretty clear queer representation. 
MacCready in fallout 4 is written VERY poorly.
Porter Gage is pretty damn evil and while I don’t begrudge people for liking him I feel like a lot of people forget that he isn’t a good or normal person.
Piper is actually a really well written and well developed character and just because one of her articles was not written well in game does not mean that she is a bad reporter. She’s a very underrated character in the fandom.
I have a bunch of other opinions that are not very popular but here are the most spicy ones. 
I’ll be responding to each one best as I can, if I agree, disagree or in the middle of it. These takes are really interesting and should be talked about more in my eyes. And I also ask what you guys think on each take. Do you agree, disagree or in the middle of it?
Personally, I haven’t seen much relating to the ship of Deacon and Mac in a romantic way. (I have seen more friendship and dynamic duo stuff) I can understand it’s a bit weird considering that Mac is (I believe) 22 in the timeline of Fallout 4. Considering we don’t know of Deacon’s real age (I believe he might be in his late 20’s early 30’s if we ignore the headcanon of him being the lone wander) we’re unsure of the real age gap between the two. So I don’t super agree that the ship in a romantic light could be considered pedophilic as they are both adults in Fallout 4 HOWEVER if we consider the headcanon of Deacon being the Lone Warner, I can understand where you’re coming from as the two met when Mac was 12 (making Deacon 19 and thus 29 in Fallout 4) But I also the ask the question, would it be a similar situation if the Sole Survive romances, Mac, as it appears that Sole is at least in their 30’s?
I agree with this for the most part! I never really though about people being attracted to Kent like that as I he’s not a big part of my playing experiences. With Curie, I always found it weird when flirting with her for the first time as she has no idea what’s really going on as she is a literal roboto before. She seems more of child when comes to the real world. And also I find the romatic/flirting interactions with Curie kind of… cringe to say the least.
I understand this as I personally hate Maxson and how he thinks and speaks, but I can get inside of someone who loves a good villain. I’m not too familiar with Vulpes so I can’t say too much. If Maxon wasn’t a complet asshole towrads synths and ghoul and LITERALLY MAKES SOLE TO KILL DANSE CAUSE OF IT, and he was more sympathic, I think he’d be more attractive. I get that people can be attractive to villains, but… Maxon? Like I don’t care how great of a coat and beard you got bro, you’re a little shit head. I think people just ignore all of that when they simp for him.
I personally haven’t played New Vegas in so long, so I can’t say much about it.
This one, I disagree on, but can understand why this can be the case. DiMA, I believe is genuinely symathic to what he has done and actuall cares about causing peace for his people as well as everyone in Far Harbor. Personally, I am a DiMA lover so I might be bias on this front, but I do think he is a good person with a bad past and I do agree that some of the things he has done are a little shady, but overall I think he wants peace and the best for Far Harbor. Also side note, I’ll only play the main quest of Far Harbor with Nick Valintine.
I agree, and it sucks as he is a reacurring character from Fallout 3, I wish we could expand on his relation with his wife and son, maybe even meeting his son in the game after his quest line. This goes with a lot of characters in Fallout 4 and that is my biggest issue with the game. There are so much amazing things they could have done.
I think the reason for why people like him is why some like Maxson, they like a good villain. Personally I like Gage more then Maxon as he’s fun to run away with and not as annoying then Maxon is to me.
I don’t run around much with Piper, but what I have seen feels like a real person to me. She has a lot of personality to her and her backstory seems well rounded, but I do think their is some things that I wish was expanded on with her character, and this can just me be, like her relationship with her sister. I for sure think the fandom needs to give Piper more love.
Anyways, that is my response to each hot take! Send it your and I’ll tell you my thoughts on them <3
#paladin danse#danse#brotherhood of steal#bos#elder maxon#elder maxson#fallout 4#fo4#fallout 3#deacon#rj maccready#maccready#dima#nick valentine#piper wright#porter gage#curie#john hancock#maxon#brotherhood of steel#fallout new vegas#hot takes#ask#asks
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27 and 29?
27. Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why?
I was really nervous to post my first fic, because I had never written fanfiction before! I actually had the fully completed first chapter (at the time, I thought it would be the only chapter) for several weeks before I had the courage to post it.
I also was nervous to post Once More, With Feeling, so I might just be a nervous person..
29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.)
I had an idea to write a fic set during the recovery period after Mt. Natagumo, but it ended up being pretty boring. I actually posted another scene from this months ago, with Zenitsu braiding flowers into Nezuko's hair. I think some scenes are fine but overall, the fic isn't nearly interesting enough to be finished. This is part of a scene where Zenitsu reads the letter he intends to send to Jigoro, where he's basically being a whiny baby about the whole situation.
It took a long moment of silence before Tanjiro realized that Zenitsu was waiting on a response.
“What exactly am I listening for?” he asked delicately.
“I don’t want to sound like I’m whining.”
“Aren’t you, though?”
Zenitsu looked stricken, his wide eyes immediately filling with tears before he decided to be angry instead.
“How can you say that? What kind of friends are you?” he demanded and pointed an accusatory finger at Tanjiro. At least, Tanjiro assumed that’s what he was doing; the oversized sleeve of his bedclothes covered his hand completely, so he was just wildly flapping the fabric around while he raved, “this is exactly what happened, so it’s not whining at all! It’s whining if you make something a big deal when it’s not, but that isn’t the case here! How could you say such a horrible thing to me, when I’m already down?”
“I didn’t say it to be mean,” Tanjiro insisted, “but maybe you should try telling him the good things that happened to you instead?”
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Your ask about the boys’ body counts inspired me. What do you think the body counts are for the girls? I’m pretty curious about it, I have completely no idea myself.
I actually thought about this when doing the body count post for the guys, and was low-key hoping someone would ask for it, so thank you!
LITG Body Counts v2
1️⃣ Priya – 32
Our 29 year old queen has no qualms about sleeping around with hot men, and so that's exactly what she's been doing. She probably also has a few celebrities (and politicians) under her belt, and isn't ashamed about it at all. Good for her!
2️⃣ Jo – 15
Grabbing the 'bulls by the horns' so to speak, Jo definitely likes a post-competition hook-up. Nothing is quite like the feeling of hot sex while still riding that adrenaline high. We also know Jo doesn't exactly need time to build a connection, so she's had her share of fun.
3️⃣ Hope – 14
Our very own Hope comes in at a very respectable 14. She's quite picky, but she's also had some fun and drunken nights resulting in subsequent walks of shame. I think she also lost her v-card quite early, as I think she was very mature from a young age. Definitely much more experienced than Noah, and doesn't get attached as easily from just sex.
3️⃣ Shannon – 10
Of course Shannon has had some hot affairs during her poker tournaments. Nothing that's lasted, but it's been fun and she always gets what she wants. I can't see her being the type to start having sex early either, so she probably was somewhat of a later bloomer but is now very comfortable with sleeping around a bit.
4️⃣ Blake – 8
Blake is so ridiculously hot, but also fairly young, so I don't think she's higher than 8. I don't think Blake has ever truly been in a good and long-term relationship, but that she's had a fling here and there, so this seems about right for her.
4️⃣ Chelsea – 8
The whimsical one who willingly sleeps with Rocco now... I'm sorry, but 😭 Has had a handful of hook ups with hot but probably problematic men, and then a few longer relationships. I do think Chelsea could've been the type of person to have been "talked into it" I'm afraid, but she also always knows how to make the best out of things and comes out on top so.
5️⃣ Lottie – 7
She's way too picky and possessive to be comfortable with super casual hook ups, but she's also got a weakness for hot men so we end up with seven. There's been a few relationships in there as well of course, but
6️⃣ Elisa – 5
I would put Elisa higher if it weren't for the fact that she seems quite picky and that she's "only" 22. She'll only sleep with people she deem insta worthy, and so the list isn't long, but very very hot. I think she's had one long term partner too, which means she had a period where no hook ups happened.
7️⃣ Marisol – 3
Combining her still trying to figure out her sexuality with being highly selective, and I can't see Marisol having a high body count. I honestly believe part of the reason Rocco started grafting on others even while trying to get with Marisol is because she wouldn't sleep with him immediately. So yeah, Marisol hasn't slept around too much as she at least thinks she's too good for that sort of thing.
8️⃣ Hannah – 1 or 0
May or not still be a virgin when she enters the villa, as the one story she tells where she ended up "picking out straw from her hair the whole day", but that was quickly called out for basically being taken from a cheesy romance novel. If Hannah's slept with someone before, it was probably one mediocre white man who didn't exactly make it memorable (partially because she's a lesbian)
#litg s2#love island the game#litg#ask#litg priya#litg hope#litg shannon#litg blake#litg chelsea#litg lottie#litg jo#litg elisa#litg marisol#litg hannah#litg everyone
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Kind of back, but not really. Deep explanation under the cut, but activity is still going to be pretty slow here. Again.
Like I said in that small post, life ain't great at least from a monetary standpoint. Which, yes, we expected after moving and being out of work and stuff but top that off with some of the worse depression I've had in my life and, I don't know, everything's just felt...hopeless?
There's shit me and my husband want to do, and we just can't because of money. It's always money and I'm so sick of it. Being around his family never helps either because the concept of us being broke just never seems to be something they can fathom. I guess well off people just have different brains?? The one exception to this is my BiL, who we're staying with for the time being and who's honestly always been our biggest supporter on the husband’s side who actually has common sense so, in that respect, we are extremely lucky.
But of course that doesn't solve the root of the problem, so it's just a vicious cycle that gets worse every time we look at the housing market, or even just small places to rent. Like we can't afford to live on our own, a fucking 30 and 30+ year old couple who's been together 10 years this year. It's SAD.
And let me interject here saying this isn't a plea for handouts, I never do that. Never will without giving something (art, writing, etc) in exchange. It's not who I am. Never will be. I just want to vent.
Basically all we (and by that I mean only me atm, which is another layer of stress) can do at this point is work. Just like we were before when we were barely making ends meet. I got a new part-time job, literally got the call today that I can start, and fuck no it's not in retail. It pays more but it's still only like 20 hours a week so on top of that I'll be doing pet-sitting, walking and all that too. Plus, and I don't think I mentioned it here, I did get a big gift for Christmas that let me open an Etsy shop but so far there's nothing there. Not holding my breath there tbh.
Long story short, I'm overbooking and going to be over-working myself starting the middle of this week (1/29) and not really going to stop until something changes and I can actually live life and like it. Given the state of the world, particularly this country, that's probably undoable but I've got nothing else to anymore so FUCK IT.
I'll be relying on the queue a lot more from here on out. And I'll try to send memes and things but I'll really only have time to do things at night.
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Weekend Top Ten #599
Top Ten Transformers Top Tens
We’re getting very close to a milestone in my Top Tens. I’ve very nearly been doing this for six hundred weeks. Blimey!
Because it’s a Big Deal that I’ve somehow managed to put off housework, parenting, and my career long enough to write six hundred of these stupid things, I wanted to celebrate. And, of course, there’ll be a proper celebratory list next week, but having done these for so long now I wanted to just take a moment to think about one of the most common topics of these lists. I speak, of course, about Transformers.
I’ve done well over thirty lists dedicated to Transformers, and whilst thirty out of six hundred isn’t that large a percentage, it’s still far and away the biggest single “thing” I’ve written about (the MCU is relatively close behind in the mid-twenties, and I’ll be honest I’ve not really counted further – I guess Star Wars is in the running). Considering I’ve been doing this for over a decade and one of my first lists was about Transformers, the quality is variable; I don’t think anyone really cares who my favourite characters are. But I do think I was able to put some funny spins on the topic, and that’s what this list celebrates. As part of me slapping myself on the back for the whole “six hundred weeks” thing, I think it’s fair to take stock and say, y’know what, some of these were quite funny and/or insightful.
So that’s all this week is: my ten favourite lists about my favourite franchise/story/comic/toyline/convention (oh, yeah, I guess I didn’t include lists about TFN here – that feels more like me talking about an event rather than Transformers itself; but that’s gotta be, what, at least another half dozen lists?). Anyway, onto the bit, and without me trying to make some kind of “roll out” gag.
Top Ten Violent Moments in Transformers (#496, September 2021): even when I was a kid, I used to marvel (no pun intended) at how much violence they’d get away with in Transformers, from the Insecticons’ heads getting crushed in the movie, to Galvatron getting his face ripped off in the comic. This list celebrates the grisliest, goriest moments of bot-on-bot ultraviolence, obsessing over ever leaking, dangling Andy Wildman wire, every sick-in-the-head moment of Nick Roche misery. But really it’s number one because I somehow found the best gif ever to go alongside it.
Top Ten Things Transformers UK Gave Me (#501, October 2021): I’ve just realised this is another Transformers-related list written around a major milestone. This one was a bit more sentimental, as I wanted to highlight how my life was changed – genuinely – by the Marvel UK Transformers comic. So many things I love, things that I think of as being core to my personality (or at the very least my taste) were informed by TFUK. Basically, if I’m an arsehole, you can blame Simon Furman.
Top Ten Moments in the Transformers “Lost Light” Saga (#563, December 2022): I’d done various “best bits of” lists in the past, going over various comic book moments, or even moments in the wider IDW-verse. But having reread the entire More Than Meets the Eye/Lost Light series, I was filled with what those comics in particular gave me; the ones written by James Roberts, basically (with – obviously – very talented artists and colourists and everything else). So like my TFUK list above, this was really, truly, one from the heart – and not just because Roberts is very good at breaking them, the bugger.
Top Ten Transformers Gimmicks (#422, August 2020): this was a very good-natured and joyous one, with me just delightedly reminiscing about my favourite toy gimmicks. All those increasingly weird and sometimes a bit barrel-scrapey things Hasbro would trot out in order to maintain interest in the toyline. From Headmasters to Powermasters to – yes – Action Masters, it’s all here. No Micromasters though, they were a bit pants.
Top Ten Moments from The Transformers: The Movie, as Represented by a Line of Dialogue (#29, October 2012): one of the first lists I wrote, in my first year of writing lists; and I was fascinated by this concept of doing moments “represented by a line of dialogue”. I more or less stopped doing it because I found it really hard to remember dialogue from some moments; others were great moments dialogue-free (eg Darth Maul whipping out his two red ends). So this list is very sparse in terms of critique or analyses, but I do like the format. Don’t agree with any of the placings, mind, but that’s what a decade and change does to you.
Top Ten Transformers From the Comics (#597, August 2023): this list is just a fortnight old so maybe there’s a bit of recency bias at play, but I do like it. I’m always wanging on about how it’s the Transformers comics that are really my thing; so finally, after eleven years, I finally think to getting round to writing about the characters who debuted in the comics. Some of these are my favourite characters! From wily old buzzards to Autobots who died twice so that all may live to, well, god, it’s all here.
Top Ten Things You Never See Transformers Turn Into (#131, September 2014): another very short, old-fashioned list, with no explanations. “Why the heck not,” I asked nine years ago; why the heck not indeed? So this is just ten things that wouldn’t it be funny if a Transformer turned into them. I wonder – and I genuinely can’t remember – if this was inspired by those old Lew Sringer Robo Caper strips where he’d introduce a Transformer who was a pram or a milk float or even Robbie the Robot Pen (who can draw a pretty good hen).
Top Ten Humans in Transformers Comics (#140, November 2014): another old list and another one that sadly has next-to-zero insight behind its numbering. Which is a shame because I think if I did this now I’d really go to town on what I like about Verity, or the Neo Knights, or why I was so drawn to dark-haired guys with moustaches in the eighties (they’re all my dad, basically). I would also, nowadays, wax lyrical about how much I love humans in Transformers, and how much better I think the franchise is as a whole if there’s a human to interact with the bloody big robots. Is it too late to go back and add the Burns family to More Than Meets the Eye?
Top Ten Famous Vehicles That Should Become Transformers (#435, July 2020): I was a bit dismissive of this list until I reread it; was it just jumping on the “oh, here’s ECTO-1 as a Transformer” bandwagon? But actually I think my attempts to give names and personalities to each vehicle is actually quite funny (if I do say so myself – it was three years ago, I’d forgotten some of these jokes), and I tried to make little sly gags about the films they were referencing, too. And I did try very hard not just to pick all the obvious vehicles. Anyway, I thought I did alright.
Top Ten Transformers to Turn Into Lego (#577, March 2023): I did um and ah about this last spot, torn between yet another very recent list full of, well, waffle; or a very old list (2015 vintage) that had no amusing examination. I went with this one, because I really did go on, writing exhaustively about my choices for characters to Lego-ify, and why they were the best ones, and even a little bit about how they’d work. As a huge fan of Transformers and of LEGO, this was a joy; it was also a bit of a tie-in to the TF Nation Mini-Con this year! Bonus!
So my just-bubbling-under one was a list of favourite Transformers comics covers; I liked it because I linked to images of them, and it’s always fun to show off some art. But without an insight into why the covers moved me, it felt a bit less of a big deal.
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The Venture Bros. #33: “The Buddy System” | June 29, 2008 - 11:30PM | S03E05
The Buddy System! Sorta a normal episode! World-building is ever present in the Venture-verse, though, so we get at least a few firsts. (cool voice) Let’s dive in… shall we?
Dr. Venture launches a chintzy “Daycamp for Boy Adventurers”. Everyone on or near the compound has crappy informational booths, and Doc can sell photo ops and Rusty Venture merch. Lots of stuff happens, but despite that, there’s not a ton of story. It’s more of a collection of fun scenes and looming threats of story. For example: The Monarch is monitoring the festivities using the Moppets. His scenes exist mostly for laughs, and also to introduce Dr. Mrs. the Monarch’s new sexy costume. As noted in the commentary by Doc Hammer, it was nice seeing this costume at conventions. Seriously, when I used to go to conventions, there were so many hot Venture Bros. cosplayers. I sat next to a very beautiful Lady Au pair once, who had little baby dolls that she’d turned into the Moppets. I was too scared to talk to her. Shoulda asked for a photo.
I’m not sure if you can tell this, but I am having a hard time making this write-up come together. I guess what I'm trying to say is It’s a fine episode, and worth watching, but the middle stretch of season three is not my favorite of the series. I’m much more excited about season four. Damn. I wish this was season four right now. I am also high, and not really in the mood for this. I am in a big “organize stuff’ mood right now instead of a writing mood. I am pulling out some boxes of stuff and trying to find new places for them. Trying to make it so only best VHS tapes are out, and the bad ones are in storage. In other words, the shit that makes life worth living.
This episode is also the debut of Dermott Fictel, a bad kid who befriends Hank. He uses sass mouth on Brock and it twists him up because he can’t touch Dermott; he’s just a kid. It’s also sorta implied that maybe he intuited some kind of familial bond with the boy. At the end of the episode, Dermott gets picked up by his mom and they briefly exchange dialogue that indicates that she brought the boy there to meet his real father (unbeknownst to said father). At the end we see a nice photo of them together after the ordeal they go through. The ordeal they go through is this: Brock tries to train Dean to fight Dermott but he doesn’t wanna. But then Dermott embarrasses Dean in front of Triana and also says nasty stuff to her, so Dean basically re-enacts the scene where Ralphie beats the shit out of Scott Farkus in A Christmas Story, which is a great movie, alright?
There is a notable scene which functions as a cliff-hangery act-break: Dr. Venture takes kids into an old training facility that had been abandoned and through some mysterious, possibly super-sciencey reason, the inside of it has become a bio-diverse jungle filled with dangerous wild Gorillas. I mention this scene because I want to discuss how badly edited it is on the blu-ray; they did the thing where they tried to diminish the effects of it being an act break by making it so it doesn’t fade-out or in. This edit jumps out to me, it feels like a fan-edit or something.
This scene has one of the funnier references and one of the darkest jokes of the series. The group of children lead by Dr. Venture and Billy Quizboy are immediately confronted with a terrifying and aggressive gorilla, and Rusty tries to do Ko-Ko talk to it. Ko-Ko was a famous, highly intelligent sign-language-doing Gorilla that had a children’s book published called Ko-Ko’s Kitten. I am of an age to have owned such a book, which was fairly ubiquitous when it was published. Before I saw this episode, I had read a transcript of an AIM chat Ko-Ko did via an interpreter, and Ko-Ko would intermittently use the words “lip” and “nipple” randomly throughout her Denis-Miller style rants. They do a riff on that here, but they soft-peddle the amount of times she typically said “nipple” in a sentence.
The dark joke is that Billy gets locked in the dome, and when he comes out his metal arm is torn asunder and he’s clutching a child’s shoe. He reports that he saw Ko-Ko Bone Tomahawk a child in there. Dr. Venture makes off with the shoe. At the end of the episode, the boy’s parents show up to collect him and Dr. Venture gives them a clone slug, apparently a quickie clone job he performed to make it up to them. When they walk away, slightly puzzled, Venture makes a point to say that the original kid’s DNA was a “walking time bomb for cancer” and that he “cleared that all up”.
It’s sorta enough to have him just be trying to protect his hide, but the cancer bit is a little bit of a softening of the character. In season one he straight up admits to having sacrificed an orphan to power his masturbation holodeck machine, But, I don’t blame the show for just pushing past that joke anyway. I’m sure if there was a letters section at the end of this show they’d address this letter by removing that joke from canon.
The cloned kid scene is a bit of a happy ending to the traditional bit of gallows humor surrounding camp. Like, remember how you’d sing self-deprecating camp songs and there’d always be comical exaggerations that involved the death of a fellow camper in the lyrics? Like the food’s so bad here that it murdered a kid who tried to eat it, haha! Those songs usually fail to thoughtfully address the parents of that child who would spend years mourning him (or her! mustn't be sexist!).
Also a thing I wanted to say about this scene; this episode's ending includes a montage of photos of the event, and there's a brief photo of the triad levitating a wheelchair kid. For a moment I thought it was actually the apparition of the dead boy, and that he died because of his lack of mobility, which is VERY funny, and VERY dark (except for the whole thing of ghosts being real, life after death, etc). I figured out that this is probably not the joke. It's probably just that if you could levitate people, you'd probably go out of your way to levitate wheelchair kids. They would love it so much.
What else? Oh, I didn’t do a sweep of the wiki for this episode, which is usually what i do to make sure that I can steal valor knowing a cultural reference that I didn’t actually get. There is what seems like a very specific Jonny Quest reference in this and the commentary basically confirms that. Oh yeah, there’s more Jonny Quest connectivity in this one. You better believe it.
That reminds me: I was supposed to do a thing where I was going to watch all the episodes of Jonny Quest before watching Venture Bros, but I never did. I thought maybe I’d at least weave a few episodes in here and there, as to not miss vital specific references to specific episodes. Sorry!
Another thing from the commentary that I thought was great was that the opening sequence, which is a commercial for the Daycamp, is a parody of an actual local ad for an actual local day camp. Where? I don’t know. But it’s a talking balloon instead of a talking lightbulb. I bet it’s this There are scrolling photos of children that are actual childhood photos of Jackson and Doc as boys, but they had to edit some of the kids out because they couldn’t find the person to ask for permission.
Hey, I’m not sure people like when I do this, but I’m doing it anyway. I remember I was hanging out with my best friend Andrew when this episode came on, and I was planning to go home and watch it at 11:30PM, even claiming to have a hard out around 11 so I could make it home with plenty of time to spare. It is roughly 8:35PM, and Andrew turns on the TV and it’s playing. He has Direct TV and I didn’t realize that meant he got the east coast feed of Cartoon Network.
I see that the DVR is actually recording it, which means he could hit rewind and we could just watch it from the beginning. He goes “oh, cool. We can just watch it now!” and he just keeps letting it play, all 5 minutes behind. I say “What’s fucking wrong with you, start it from the beginning!” and he groaned and rolled his eyes in a very exaggerated way, like he was being put out, and he literally pushed a single button and it started at the start. A very funny man!! That is my friend!
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22nd March 2023
Day 9
I’m still slacking and to my horror others are struggling too here and there. Most of the cast is finding it tough to remember the new cues and lines and line distributions. We spent two hours on the first five lines today barely getting through the act one. Director is understandably furious. We got a proper yelling because we are just stumbling at every line. He reminds us we haven't even done the first two pages and we have 58 left. The song we open with is the one I made and I havent locked it, so we keep making mistakes on that first opening scene for over an hour.
I feel very angry with myself, even though my lackings are in a different place than others, M is correct when she says that we still haven’t jumped in fully. I wonder if I should stop writing the blog, it makes me feel like I’m still an outsider because I’m writing about it. But I also don’t want to stop because our director is really something and I would like to remember how I have been learning, how he is directing, and also these heightened emotions that I feel that may inspire me later. I already feel myself changing, my tolerance for inefficiency in my own teams is lowering. Even though I’m doing the same thing. Get to 100 percent AM!
We are on the 3rd version now. Originally we had thought it would be each person reads one part and is M1/M2/M3 turn by turn. 2nd version we played her at the same time, line by line like we are one person. Today's version seems final. There is only one M1/M2- though everyone else has dialogue its in 3rd person now. Sir seems to have picked M1/M2 as Sharm and Srab. They've played it the second day in a row. Sharm is doing super it I have to say. She’s the most experienced of the lot except M. shes able to stay in the zone and concentrate. We are working on act one which is basically pre 71, happisg times. I realise that we haven’t cried in a few sags. The first 6 to 7 days I was crying in rehearsal every day as we were learning the script. But as we are only figuring out the intros and beginning sequences none of it has been of the war of the crimes south so it’s very sort of mild. Md says that now we are forgetting the person who is actually telling the story. She is so right after rehearsal we are all feeling a bit down because I didn’t go well, I don’t blame the director for saying that he is going to see this for one more week before deciding if we will go through or not. Even though I know there’s a lot of preparation, the actual booking of the theatre, budgets, everything else is being done, so if you want to cancel you still can. After the rehearsal M calls me aside and says we need to fix that opening sequence, I’m very shame at least say yes let’s do it. She says come to our meeting tonight. I had plans to join the gym today because at this point I realise that we are no longer doing our morning exercise as we come in and go straight into the rehearsing of the play and I gained weight in the first nine days of rehearsals I’ve gained about 2 lb in any case postcode with my hunger is through the roof, stress from recent projects and personal stuff my hunger is through the roof, and though I still try to walk a little bit it’s not every day anymore like it used to be still only a few days week. also I missed the gym I haven’t been for over six months I used to love it so much. My plans though are now canceled. I go home and take a 20 minute nap and then I rush off to the meeting. Traffic is absolutely insane and I abandon my car and get a bike and thanks to a really nice bike I reach exactly at 7:29 when I am supposed to start the music work at 7:30. The meeting is in someone’s house, one of the core members of the group. I the first time see everyone in a more relaxed situation. The entire living room is split up the keyboard is kept open for me on one side on the other side people are making dinner on the other side the entire floor plan is being made with things draw been drawn to scale. The director seems to be in a better mood and everyone is figuring out logistics and planning things et cetera et cetera. everyone looks really nice they’re all dressed up in their normal clothes.
Did I ever mention that we have a sort of outfit that we wear ?. It’s T-shirts and pants that are not too loose or too tight; this is why you see me in a different T-shirt every day that is the actual uniform for rehearsal as it’s the one that is most flexible for all of our physical work. I’m the only one who still wearing my T-shirt and sweat pants. M is dressed in a sari and she keeps covering her head and I asked her why and she says that ever since the start of the play she dresses as a birangona at home. I have been considering doing a few things to keep the essence of the play with me when I go home, and I wonder if I can do the same or not I don’t know yet. I’ve considered giving up some of my favourite things to eat to do, just to channel a bit of the story is a bit more but A part of me realises that I might be best used to do the musical aspects then being a novice actor on stage, and the fact that I am in a Inner Circle meeting doing the structures for the music means that that’s also what everyone else is thinking. this is the first time that it is acknowledged at all in these circumstances that I have a sort of following all my own identity as a media person. Reference being we are trying to calculate how many shares to do how many tickets need to be sold how many tickets can be sold at certain prices and The host jokes that oh don’t worry Armeen will bring her own crowd. I have no idea if that’s true I know my friends would come. Overall it’s very light and jolly situation however once we wrap up our introductory song so I remind Sir that there is a second one to do and I actually feel like giving him ideas. I try to do a rap like spoken word piece and Azhar sort of points out doesn’t go. So I sort of give up for the day, I don’t know why I give up so easily these days. I don’t have a push sometimes when I don’t get my first brilliant idea naturally I give up very easily. The first song that I made for the intro it was literally the first thing that came out of my mind and it was based on a bunch of chords that I know that are good. The second song is different it’s not a soft song so not in my genre and obviously I am struggling with it and I just give up. but I admit it was nice to see The director a bit more relaxed; they all joke about each other and their romantic partners even Sir teases M, I’m a bit embarrassed so I just smile and sit in the corner. Our host is really sweet though she is evidently someone who has seen a lot of my work already and both the host chat with me a little bit. It feels weird to have references to my non-theatre life in theatre mode.
I’m struggling to fix my sleep schedule, when I go home it’s already pretty late, but I have my own things to do thoughts to have that I cannot ignore, I wish we were there were more days in the air, or more hours on the day that I could use to spend a little bit of time just thinking and also bloody apartment I don’t even have an AC right now and it’s getting really hot and I haven’t had the time to actually buy an AC and get it installed. Also I am dying to just organise my bookshelf it’s the first thing you see you when you enter my flat but despite the fact that I’ve had all the books nicely done I still do not have even 10 minutes to put the books in the order that I want to. I’m up till 2 am again with my own stuff. I haven’t memorised M2 either, I won’t say that I’m not enjoying being part of the music but I do realise it might lower my chances of getting any proper lines.
Oh God after disastrous rehearsal day I am a bit more relieved to see that the play is still being planned, they have decided to lower the number of shows from 25 to 19. M says it’s only physically durable to do the maximum 19 shows in a row. I have performed many many days in a row but never 19 shows I’m actually deeply looking forward to those 19 inches. Your girl hasn’t been on stage in awhile and it’s coming through.
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Egotober 2022 Day 14: The New Favorite
Summary: Janus is trying to run errands when he has an encounter he didn’t expect.
A/N: Janus’s whole theme is yellow. I couldn’t not have him in here.
Prompt: Yellow
Characters: Janus, Wade
Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31
Being a supervillain had its perks, especially when you were as established and experienced as Janus was. People normally tended to leave him alone.
Normally at least.
Today he was coming from one side of town, wearing his yellow-lined cloak, to the other and someone stopped to harass him. Obviously because Janus hadn’t been doing a good enough job to make people fear him specifically. But that’s what happened when you were as regular of a fixture in town as the local park. Sometimes people forgot how dangerous he could be.
Janus was busy committing the man’s face to memory and trying to keep him from snatching his bag out of his hand when someone cleared their throat. Just before Janus could strike, maybe about a minute into getting yelled at, one of the city’s heroes, the hydrokinetic Drowned Man — Wade Barnes — was standing next to them.
“Finally,” the man said as Janus rolled his eyes and braced for a fight. “He stole the stuff in that bag.”
“Yeah yeah, I’m going to need you to back up, he’s actually a very dangerous villain and you shouldn’t be so close,” Wade said as he moved in-between the civilian and Janus.
What actually kept Janus from lunging at the human was the fact that Wade had turned his back towards Janus. He was still able to keep an eye on him but the way he was standing it was clear that he was trying to guard Janus from this random person.
“Didn’t you hear me? He stole something!” The guy shouted.
“I’ve been watching him, he actually paid,” Wade said, sounding and looking like the picture of professionalism. “I’ll take care of this, why don’t you go about your business.”
Janus looked up at him in surprise.
“Are you kidding me? If you won’t do something, then I will.” The man looked furious but the hero was almost half a foot taller than him.
“No, you go about your day, I’ll take care of this,” Wade said, not moving.
“You can’t tell me what to do,” he said.
Wade tilted his head a bit, “Well I guess I can’t but I’m basically like a mobile fire hydrant and I can just knock you right off your feet.”
“You’re defending a supervillain?” The man spat in Wade’s face as he was yelling at him.
Wade took the time to slowly wipe the front of his mask. “Civilians aren’t supposed to get near villains. That’s how people get hurt.”
“Don’t tell me what I can or can’t do,” he said. “I’m a lawyer.”
“Yeah? Well, so am I.” Wade said. “So back off before his friends show up because he’s got a boyfriend who’s all teeth and he doesn’t care if the police arrest him for biting people. I know because we arrest him once a week for it. So leave before you get an infection.”
The man continued cussing and yelling at Wade, but left once Wade started loudly calling for police back-up.
Janus was just watching the hero as the man left. Once he was far enough away Janus said, “You lied, you were not calling the station.”
“Yeah well, he didn’t know that,” Wade smiled.
“You didn’t have to do that,” Janus said. “I could defend myself.”
Wade shrugged as Janus began to walk. The heroes followed him. “Yeah, I’ve seen, but that’s the problem, some people think that they can be heroes too just because we do it. When you could have just full on melted that dude’s face and I probably wouldn’t have been fast enough to stop you. I’m not Jackie.”
Janus smiled. But his smile didn’t last long when he spotted Marvin using his magic to fly overhead.
“Everything good?” Marvin asked.
Janus braced for an attack but kept walking.
“Yeah, we got it,” Wade told him as Marvin moved a distance away so he could intervene but give them space so it didn’t provoke Janus to attack.
As they walked, Janus was quiet for a bit, Wade was just talking with Marvin.
Then Janus spoke up. “You said you were a lawyer? Are you practicing currently?”
“Yeah, but I don’t take every case that crosses my desk. Defense attorney.”
“Choosey with your cases, I’m sure,” Janus said.
“Not in the way you would think,” Wade said. “I’d rather defend someone like Wilford or Remus than that fucker because at least they’ll talk with you. I’ll tell you that much for free.”
“What’s the name of the firm?”
Wade laughed. “Not on my life. I have a family to protect.”
Janus smiled. “I had to try.”
“I guess.”
Janus looked at him. “So you were a lawyer before you were a hero? Or did you pass the bar exam afterward?”
Wade smiled. “Oh yeah, used to work in a clerk’s office in a courthouse. Gatling used to be a teacher. Silver used to build decks. We all did stuff before this.”
“What did you do there?” Janus asked.
“I worked in the mail room,” Wade answered. “Got a lot of crazy stories from there. The mail room was nuts. I got like twelve bucks an hour, which at the time was above minimum wage so at least there wasn’t that.”
Janus stopped and looked at him for a little bit. Wade couldn’t really read the expression he had very well. Then he looked away. “Well, I should get home before Remus chews up all the furniture.”
“Sounds like you’ve got a pet instead of a boyfriend,” Marvin called down at him.
Janus sprouted an arm and flipped him off.
“You know, you don’t have to work with the villains,” Wade said. “There’s a lot of awful, horrible people out there, but they’re not all bad. Some people are actually good out there.”
As Wade smiled at him Janus cast an illusion and threw down a smok bomb to help himself get away. He basically dropped it at the hero’s feet and used the chaos to get away and run home. Just because they were nicely talking to him, didn’t mean that they were just going to let him get away.
As he disappeared in the smoke and illusions, Janus looked back at Wade and decided he had a new favorite hero. One that he refused to let the identity leak out to any other villain.
Dark could have it over Janus’s dead body.
#Egotober2022#Masks and Maladies#Superhero AU#Janus Sanders#wade barnes#marvin the magician#magic#not all heroes
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hi
please help a trans disabled system stay afloat
hi it's me. mr. ebeg. i’m here to beg on tumblr dot corn.
i’ve been trying to find consistent work for over a year and have had a couple interviews or other promising stuff, but nothing’s turned out. i keep trying to do commissions of multiple types (art, writing, and more), but i’ve literally gone 5+ months without a client sometimes. when i do get commissions it’s usually not for very much. i’m selling things i own online and locally. i’m borrowing money from cashapp and racking up extra fees because i can’t pay it back yet. i DO have section 8 now, which pays most of rent, i still have $30 a month to pay (fee for my pet cat) but genuinely even $30 is starting to become insanely hard to get. i’ll start getting food stamps at the end of this month (on 11/29/2022), so food will be ok after that
i’m literally trying every option and still nothing is keeping me afloat and i can’t fucking live this way anymore so i’m just gonna become the ebeg guy!
tdlr: i very desperately need help from anyone able to give if i'm going to be able to pay my rent and not be evicted next month!
i really just need at least $30 a month for what’s left of rent but would like to try to raise $185
- 185 is the average (give or take a bit) amount of bills that i have each month. not much in the long run, but still literally way out of my budget. i am frequently having to just let bills go unpaid until things get threatened to get cut off because i cannot make enough fucking money and i’m so tired. if i could get $185 i’d actually have some breathing room and maybe be able to save money. but also i’m aware that’s kind of a lot. beggars can’t be choosers, anything helps.
please don’t tag as don4tion or boost like that or tumblr will shadowban the post
bonus details about my situation under the if you care:
i also used to work with a place that’s supposed to help disabled people find work, but i finally quit working with them because they’d treated me very badly. (not gonna go too into depth about that bc it was genuinely traumatizing, but for reference my breaking point was when i arrived to a meeting to meet the new counselor they wanted me to work with since my old one left the company - my FIFTH fucking one in the time i’d been there - and... they literally didn’t even tell her that she’d be taking me onto her caseload. so she didn’t show up. i tried very hard for multiple months to still work with them because i DO need accommodations, and... was treated too poorly to make ANY progress and this particular event just broke me man.)
last month, i got some more money from my late tax return and i thought i’d be okay for a while because i could pay off bills. and then. an error then caused my bills to come out twice, putting me 200 fucking dollars in the negative and i spent the entire month having to beg my friends for money for food and to get out of the negative so i could pay that stupid fucking $30. i had to contact my racist/transphobic jerk dad who i’d cut contact with because he doesn’t respect me being transgender at all, to ask him for the last $50. this was all extremely stressful to the point that i basically stopped sleeping - spent several days up all night (not in a row ofc but it still sucked), kept not being able to sleep until 7 am, etc. it was honest to god the worst time i’ve had in. a very long time.
basically i’m So Fucking Tired. the stress never ends and i need any help anyone can give me.
i’ve kind of given up on doing commissions of stuff but if you donate and would like to see examples of the fanfics or graphic design stuff i make, just send me a dm or something
#a lot of this is copied from my last post you’re just gonna have to forgive me for that i’m Tired#mutual aid#transcrowdfund
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So. I’m good enough at anatomy and physiology (apparently) that my teacher has suggested I try for med school.
I am 29. It is a little late. It was something I was considering last year but I wondered if someone like me could... really actually do something like that. I have many health conditions, not the least of which I am autistic. I react poorly to lots of loud noises. It seems like something pretty bad to have if you want to be a doctor, and especially bad through residency. I’d probably need to keep earplugs for use around screaming children, or I’d risk a panic attack.
But... the further I get here through my psych degree, and the more I lean towards physical conditions and biological structure like neuroanatomy, the more it seems... like a shame... if I didn’t try.
Because I want to try. If I can be a doctor, I really, really want to be. I want to be a neurologist.
I’m still in my bachelor’s psych degree and have a lot of time to think. Once I finish, I would have to learn the basics for chemistry, biology, and physics. I’m historically not fantastic at mathematics, but it may be possible to brute force it. And then I would have to attempt the GAMSAT, which is the medical school entrance exam. It’s incredibly difficult and confusing and I have my doubts over whether I can score highly enough, but... well, does anyone know what they can and can’t do by not trying?
It’s just, is it... am I fooling myself? People who know me laugh or look horrified when I mention that I am thinking about medical school. That someone like me could be a doctor. I think they feel like I’ve got the brains for it but not the emotional stability, even though I feel like I’ve come a long way in the past few years with regards to that. It hurts when they look at me that way, as if I’m at best making a terrible mistake, and at worst, actively a danger to others. These are people I like and respect. Are they worth that liking and respecting if this is their reaction? Or are their worries so realistic that I’m the one that should stop and think?
I have no delusions about what med school and residency will do to me. It will crush my soul into a paste. It does that to everyone. The question is, can someone like me survive? Will my peers and teachers and the people who run residency ever accept me?
... Is it really laughable to have a go at making it?
#med school#this haunts me#my anatomy and physiology teacher loves me because I can memorise these gluts of information very very easily#and I love it#it seems... such a shame not to try
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#5
I'll send in another request then! :D Would you like to try writing a drabble or scenario with a word + character prompt?
Snow + Jamil
Have fun~
Requester: @thecurrator
I loved writing this and I desire more word + character prompts. Send some in, cause I’m purging my askbox. This is platonic. Also, MC is a child in this. Like, 10-12. Okay, enjoy.
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"Come back here, you'll get a cold!"
Jamil was using the same voice he would to chastise Kalim for going into the snow without a coat, but his tone was softer, as he didn't want to be too hard on you. Still, going into the freezing cold without any sort of protection on you? That's no good.
"Hey, prefect, come back! Snow being pretty isn't enough to risk catching the flu for!" You looked back at him with a pout on your face, as you claimed, "But Jamil, it looks so sparkly!"
He stopped as reached you, putting his hands on his hips. "Don't be like that. If you're going to run out into the snow, at least put something warm. Come back inside, and we'll get that fixed up. Then, you can play in the snow all you want."
Your eyes lightened up, and you looked up at him sparkly eyes. "Really?"
"Yes, now come along." He started the trek towards Ramshackle, and you followed him, looking forward to the blast you were going to have in the snow.
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can I ask for Rook, Floyd and Malleus with an s/o that has sinusitis (bad headaches basically)? Suffering rn, and it's not fun :(
Thank you, and take ur time!!!!
sorry that i'm so late with this!! i hope you're better now, make sure to drink plenty of water!
Romantic Rook Hunt, Floyd Leech, and Malleus Draconia with a reader that has sinusitus. (Headcanons)
Rook Hunt~
🏹 Oh, you poor dear! It's a shame that someone as beautiful as yourself has to deal with such a horrible condition!
🏹 Rook will see to it that you don't overexert yourself or end up all alone when you need help. After all, how could he call himself a lover if he doesn't make sure you get plenty of rest and water?
🏹 9/10, because he can overbearing at times.
Floyd Leech~
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「Request」(Hi, I'm new and enjoyed your Trey & Jade works! ^^) Perhaps a platonic short imagine of Jade and/or Jamil with a Reader that managed to silver-tongue/give them the slip out of trouble on more then one occasion? Those two are tough cookies but I'm sure it's possible!
Jade Leech (Platonic Scenario-Sneakin' Around)
A/N: I just finished a matchup with Jamil, so I'm gonna write for Mafia Eel #1 instead. Also, I named this after this song, and I purged all the old requests in my askbox, so send in some more.
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You were sure he wouldn’t be able to hear your breathing.
Then again, were you sure about anything regarding Jade Leech? He was an enigma, something he knew, and used to his advantage. Despite this, you two were acquaintances, even though you had managed to slip out of trouble from him on multiple occasions. Maybe this was why you were friendly towards eachother. He said once that he loved unpredictable things, and someone being able to run from him was certainly of the sort.
Lost in your thoughts, you didn’t notice the tree you were hiding in being shaked.
You fell out of the tree with a squeak, and fell into the arms of a certain teal-haired eel. You knew it wasn’t Floyd from the gloves alone, and you couldn’t decide if you wanted Floyd to be there instead.
“Fufu, your hiding spot was certainly clever.”
You looked up at him, eyes wide.
“Jade-Senpai.....”
He set you down with his everlasting smile, and held out his arm.
“I’m very fond of you, don’t you know? Would you like to accompany me on a walk?”
“Um.... Sure.”
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#2
Can I request hcs about Jamil, Kalim, Riddle and Idia with a gn! reader thats like Isabela from Encanto (maybe they're actually royalty) [sorry if this is too vague]
Jamil Viper:
Jamil understands your plight of keeping up appearances. He's had to pretend to be average his entire life to not surpass Kalim.
He knows what it's like to be constantly under pressure, and he sympathises with you.
If you ever snap, he’s like “Relatable”.
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man the new cookie run game is looking great
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time for Thoughts™️
I will always rant about every member of the disaster lineage but I just got very very especially sad about Dooku and Qui-Gon.
how did I not realise how late he left the Order??? I always thought it was idk, some time earlier than the Phantom Menace but this is just. they really went for the peak angst potential didn’t they
we now know what happened to Yaddle, but at what cost…
As always, fuck Sheev. look what he did. he took a bunch of perfectly good light-siders and fucked them up is what he did.
SNIPS AND SKYGUY ARE BACK Y’ALL IM SOBBING I MISSED THEM SO MUCH
I feel like Anakin really does Not know how to Handle Child at the time of that first training montage. he does his best to be a good teacher and train her the best he can but I definitely got scary chills watching him say “again” so many times in a progressively darker tone
I’m fine I’m just crying over how all that training, no matter Anakin’s downfalls, saved Ahsoka’s life in the end
Rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my first reaction to Rex mentioning Jesse was basically just “oh hey it’s my dude!!!” and then I realised that Anakin and Jesse both trained Ahsoka in ways that she then used to survive their attempts of trying to kill her and now I’m not okay
that handful of Obi-Wan scenes was a nice bonus
Caleb getting all excited about Ahsoka doing the droid training exercise he’s so precious-
The funeral.
no because the fact that Ahsoka would have been chased down and possibly killed by the Empire if they found out she was still alive but she went to Padmé’s funeral anyway to pay her respects because Padmé was so important to her-
“She was my friend” feelings. so many feelings. i cried here.
Rex sticking with Ahsoka until after the funeral makes me have a lot of emotions and a lot of thoughts; iirc we don’t actually know how long they were together after the Tribunal crash before they split ways
SO LUCASFILM IF YOU COULD JUST NOT TEAR MY HEART OUT FOR ONE KRIFFING SECOND THAT WOULD BE GREAT
*insert that one textpost that was like [me every second Bail Organa was on screen] ‘that’s Bail Organa’*
anyone else feel a little iffy about the whole “we have a duty thing” he was saying to Ahsoka? maybe I just wasn’t paying enough attention, but it felt a little to me like he meant she had to/was obligated to join the Rebellion. it doesn’t seem very in sync with Bail in general, but if someone has a different interpretation that makes more sense, please share with me.
the only other thing is I’m just confused and a little irritated about the section with the farmers and the Inquisitor. like, when in the timeline exactly did that whole encounter take place? and if they wanted to show a storyline like that, why didn’t they just animate some key moments from the Ahsoka novel? I feel like it sort of gives it more weight in a way to have Ahsoka’s big return to the good fight and the Rebellion set two years after the end of the war, and given how similar the setups are, I have to say I would have much rather had at least some scenes from the book in animation than a whole new separate thing that kind of replaces it.
me when the girl’s brother went to tattle to the Empire: every town’s got a Timm 😔
ngl I really thought she might be Kaeden at first but it wasn’t too bad I suppose.
especially since I will never, and I mean never, get sick of watching Ahsoka kick Inquisitor ass
all I want to do is wrap all my faves up in a blanket and hug them very tight yk
in conclusion: I am just screaming. so hard right now.
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Fennec: We’re gonna feed you to our rancor mwahahahahaha >)
assassin dude: plsss nooooo D:
Fennec: PFFT we don’t have a rancor lmao it died
That one rat: hi :3
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Cad Bane: You’re getting soft in your old age
Boba:
Boba: You are literally. Twenty plus years older than me.
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Fans will be like ‘this is my comfort show’ and it’s the most depressing show ever
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Din: oh it’s my son
Din: WAIT IT’S MY SON
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