do you think some random toddler has come up to jason, looked up at him, lifted their arms until jason picked them up and then just latched onto his nipple through the shirt? when the milk doesn't come, the kid just starts rubbing his chest and wondering where it is.
all of a sudden jason has a handful of a sobbing toddler while the toddler has a handful of his left tit
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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN ANY LITERATURE-Y OR BRAINY WAY I WAS JUST THINKING HOW GENEROUS IT WAS OF SUZANNE COLLINS TO GIVE US EVERLARK CRAZED PEOPLE THE LINE,
"THIS 🌼 WOULD 🌼 HAVE 🌼 HAPPENED 🌼 ANYWAY"
[SCREAMS]
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I like to think the gods would, on occasion, make use of newer technologies when they want a change from the old symbols. Athena has a drone, Artemis has a sniper rifle, Demeter joyrides a combine harvester, and Apollo… Apollo has a dodgeball.
ZEUS GETS ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS
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I saw Hadestown tonight! It is SO GOOD, it destroyed my emotional state, 10/10, would see again in a heartbeat, I am going to explode, this show invented romance actually
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Baby sister demanded to be picked up and held by me and then was Upset when she couldn’t stay with me
Y’all? I would die for her. I would stop doing art for her. If she needed something in the Arctic I would walk there
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