i wanna commit more parking violations >:(
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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother鈥檚 nightstand 馃様 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i鈥檓 stupid
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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did you know fuckin kesha wrote windows down by big time rush
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too
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