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ladykailitha · 1 year

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Do You Know What Shovels Dig? Graves Part 5

Welp, fuck. Yeah this is going to be six parts now. This story just doesn’t know how to end itself so I’m putting the cutting point here and then finish the rest with BBQ idea.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

The remaining trio arrived after dinner. Jonathan, El, and Will had stayed over, order pizza.

“California really does have the superior pizza,” Jonathan hummed around his slice.

Steve scoffed. “Even better than Chicago? You’re crazy, man.”

“That isn’t pizza,” Jonathan argued. “That’s an open calzone.”

Will snickered as El cocked her head to the side as she tried to puzzle it out.

The doorbell rang and Steve wiped his hands on his jeans as he stood up to get it.

He opened the door to reveal Eddie with Lucas, Erica, and Max.

“Look what I found skulking around my place,” Eddie said proudly.

Lucas and Max looked at each other as Erica rolled her eyes.

“We figured that you would be over at Eddie’s,” Lucas explained quietly.

Steve shrugged. “I probably would have been if Dustin, Nancy and Mike didn’t stop by earlier.”

“Damn,” Max cursed. “I hoping to beat Dustin.”

Erica rolled her eyes again. “Can we get this over with?”

Steve just shook his head. “Me and Will and them are just finishing up dinner.”

Lucas frowned. “Will’s here?”

Steve smiled and then turned to lead them back to the kitchen. “Apparently Team Steve decided that they were going to monitor each apology to make sure they were actually apologies and not just excuses.”

“Wait, really?” Erica asked.

They entered the kitchen and Steve called out, “Look what Eddie dragged in.”

Eddie grinned.

“Come have pizza!” El said. “There’s plenty for everyone. Steve likes to get a lot.”

“That’s because I know that I will have people grazing the leftovers for the next couple days and I won’t accidentally get eaten out of house and home.”

El giggled.

They all settled down to eat. Happily chatting and laughing as they consumed all of the pizza.

Once everything was cleared away Will asked. “All right who’s first?”

Max and Lucas exchanged a glance.

“Um...” Lucas said.

“Because we did our shovel talk together, can we do our apology together?” Max asked.

Jonathan furrowed his brow. “I think that’s up to Steve.”

“I’m down if you guys are okay with that,” Steve said to everyone else.

There was nodding all around.

“I’ll handle this set,” Eddie said, “if you want to stand guard?”

Jonathan and Will nodded, but El shook her head. “I’m staying. I haven’t got to do one yet. You can chose to stay if you want, but I’m not moving.”

“Fair enough,” Eddie said. “How about this, we double team with Max and Lucas and then I can do Erica?”

El tilted her head to the side as she thought about it. “Agreed.”

Erica threw her arms in the air and left with the Byers boys.

“Is there a reason you have monitors?” Max asked once they had gone.

Steve laughed. “Apparently they think I let you guys get away with too much shit and wanted to make sure that didn’t happen with these apologies.”

Eddie grinned at them.

“Right...” Lucas said slowly, nodding his head. “So it started out as a joke...”

Steve held up his hand. “I’m going to stop you right there. No it didn’t. I don’t care if that’s what you thought. It did not start out as a joke. I will not take ‘it was a joke’ as an excuse. Because it’s starting to sound like you guys knew that other people were giving me the shovel talk and wanted to do it too. And if that is that case, I’m done.”

Eddie let out a low whistle. “I don’t know, Supergirl. I think our Stevie is going to be just fine.”

She giggled again. “Maybe, but I want to stay for the verbal beat down, don’t you?”

Eddie tilted his head and looked up. He pursed his lips and nodded. “No, no, you’re right. Should we get popcorn?”

Steve laughed.

Max bit her lip. “We knew Mike and Erica had done it,” she admitted. “But we didn’t know about anyone else we swear! Ten is too fucking much.”

“That’s good to hear, I guess,” Steve said. “But seriously, a joke? Shovel talks aren’t funny. Not the first time and definitely not the tenth.”

Eddie frowned. “Who was the first?”

Steve cocked his head to the side and leaned against the counter. “Mike.”

Everyone boggled at Steve.

“Mike was the first?” Lucas asked.

Steve shrugged. “It’s why I believed him when he said he had been joking. Because no one else had done it at that point.”

“Were there other people between Erica and Mike,” Max asked, “and us?”

Steve folded his arms and nodded.

“Yeah, okay,” Lucas said. “Yeah, I get not accepting ours as a joke at that point.”

Max nodded. “We are sorry, Steve. I understand that saying we didn’t know won’t cut it, but we really didn’t know. We also...” she looked over at Lucas and blushed. “We also thought that Eddie was getting them, too.”

Lucas nodded. “Like we thought Dustin and Robin for sure would have given Eddie the shovel talk. But when we found out that no one had? That really put the nail in the coffin for all this.” He hung his head. “We’re really sorry, man.”

“Yeah,” Max agreed. “We should have known better about the shovel talk to begin with. I wouldn’t want one and I wouldn’t want Lucas to get one either. Our relationship is no one else’s business. And getting into yours and Eddie’s business was wrong. We’re sorry.”

Steve sighed and glanced at El and Eddie to see if it was good enough. They both nodded. “Okay, I accept your apology. Especially since it seems like you learned your lesson. And if you do something like that to someone else, make sure they know it’s a joke. Because I sure the hell didn’t.”

They both winced and then nodded.

Lucas came up and gave Steve a hug. “We’ll try to be better friends too,” he whispered. Steve nodded.

He walked out and Max stood there for a moment. She looked at Eddie and El for a moment before she launched herself at Steve. He caught her and held her tight.

“You’re the big brother I always dreamed of,” she said softly. “I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’m so sorry, Steve.”

Steve kissed the top of her head. “I love you, too, Max.”

When she pulled away, she wiped her face. El held out her hand and Max took it.

“Come on,” El said gently. “Let’s go wash your face before we go back out to the boys.”

Max nodded gratefully and let herself be led away.

Erica came in a couple minutes later and sat down at the counter and stared both of them down. But when Eddie and Steve didn’t back down, she nodded.

“Good,” she said. “I don’t deal with bitches.”

Eddie scoffed. “Does your mother know you kiss her with that dirty mouth?”

Erica batted her eyelashes. “My mother thinks I’m an angel.”

Eddie threw his arms in the air. “Because of course she does.”

“I still haven’t heard an apology,” Steve said after a moment.

“You aren’t going to get one,” Erica said primly. “What you are going to get is why Steve and not Eddie that got the shovel talk.”

Eddie and Steve shared a confused glance.

“Come again?” Eddie asked.

Erica shrugged. “I mean I’m sorry everyone else had sticks up their ass, but I’m not sorry I gave Steve the shovel talk. He’s the badass of the pair of you and needs to know that I will defend my DM to the death if required.”

Steve ran his tongue over his lips and rolled his eyes. “So what I’m hearing is that you think I’m too badass to be protected?”

“Duh,” she said. “I’ve seen you in action. This little bitch nearly died.”

Eddie’s eyes went wide and he tilted his head forward. “Excuse me?”

“You clearly need to be protected from dying again,” Erica said.

“And why can’t I be the one protecting him?” Steve asked, furrowing his brow.

Erica paused for a moment. “You know, I didn’t think of it like that.” She cocked her head thoughtfully. “No, are you absolutely right. I commend you to service in defending Eddie the Banished. Don’t fuck it up.”

She hopped off the barstool and walked out.

“Does–does that count as an apology?” Eddie asked more than a little stunned.

Steve jutted out his bottom lip and nodded. “Coming from her? Yeah.”

Eddie nodded back. “Sounds about right. She certainly is something.”

“I fear for any boy that tries to break her heart,” Steve said. “She’ll break their knees.”

“Provided anyone can find the body,” Eddie agreed.

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Part Six

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y2ksnowglobe · 2 months

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Guess who's still thinking about Birdie Oak?

In light of ep. 52, I'm struck by the parallels between Normal and Birdie.

Now Snowglobe, I hear you say, Birdie has zero canon characterization, what are you talking about? Okay, you're not wrong, but she's got a decent bit that can be inferred, so hear me out.

We start with Henry and Sparrow's perspectives on Code Purple. At it's core, it's a disagreement on whether or not protecting your family is worth sacrificing strangers (there are posts that go into this with a lot more nuance and I love those, but I don't want to get sidetracked). I don't think either Sparrow or Henry have the wrong viewpoint here, I think it's pretty much a trolley problem, but the point is we see a Henry that feels that helping those hurt by what he feels are his actions is a higher priority than his family. Heck, we even see this in Season 1 when they go back to Neverwinter and Henry wants to stand trial for what happened with the pyramid at the cost of rescuing their sons. We also know that Henry went on to build his little refugee camp Oakvale on Earth. I don't think it's too much of a jump to suggest that this wasn't a project he would have waited until Mercedes died to start.

HOWEVER, we see through Normal's teen facts that he still sees Mercedes and Henry post-code purple, Henry didn't just pack up the family and move to Earth, so we then get the scenario of Henry bouncing back and forth between the two realms, and in the process, maybe not being around a whole lot while Birdie is growing up. This , logically, gives us a Birdie who would be much closer to Mercedes than Henry, and that isn't a big problem until Mercedes dies.

Even though we don't see Birdie in Oakvale, it is the only logical place she could be, but it's pretty clear from just the description of Henry's hut that they're not close. There's zero indication that he shares that space with anyone else (my personal feeling is he gave her a different hut, since his was already constructed), and he doesn't bring her up to the rest of the teens/Lark and Sparrow while they're there, and would it be weird to the flow of the story if he went and found her to explain what was about to happen while waiting for the ten minutes to be up before the angel eats him? Yeah, but it does seem to indicate that Birdie tends to slip his mind sometimes in the face of everything else.

So where does this leave us? It leaves us with Birdie, losing the parent she was closest to, only to then have to be taken care of by her more distant parent who she has really complicated feelings about.

Okay, so let's look at Normal. It's been mentioned in Teen Talks that he's closer to his mom, and we can see their relationship pretty well in the episodes at their house. Meanwhile, even though hearing that Sparrow isn't proud of him takes him off guard, he mentions when they're in the calzone, that he never got the impression that Sparrow really liked him all that much. Add in the feelings of being left behind while Hero got to go "get ice cream"? Yeah...

So now, with the loss of Rebecca, we have Normal, losing the parent he's closet to, only to then have to be taken care of by his more distant parent who he has really complicated feelings about.

And I know it won't happen in canon, because pulling Birdie out now would be a really odd narrative choice, but...I want Normal and Birdie to talk.

#I'll probably write this at some point #right now I'm focused on my Birdie Oak magnum opus #because the brainworms are real #but I needed to get these thoughts out #Birdie Oak #Normal Oak #Sparrow Oak #Henry Oak #Mercedes Oak #rebecca oak swallows garcia #dndads #dungeons and daddies

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carmylasso · 1 year

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out of the woods (jason sudeikis x reader)

summary: after your boss sets you up on a date with your longest celebrity crush, you were pretty sure that was as wild as your friday was gonna get...turns out you shouldn't be tempting fate.

warnings: anxious thoughts, smutty inclinations, olivia.

a/n: so....i wrote the nanny thing? this is mostly fluffy and a lot self indulgent. obviously the kids are mentioned and will be making appearances in later parts, so if you feel uncomfortable with that, skip this one.

hope you like it! (you can totally curse me for that ending. i know)

tagging some friends without who this would never see the light of the day @calzone-d @thisismysecondrodeo @tedssweaters

statistically speaking, you shouldn't be nervous: it's not like that's the first time you step into the house – by now you could probably say where everything is stored in that kitchen, or slid a joke over the fact that he's obviously organized the living room a bit before you came over tonight – or as if the man at the stove is a stranger by any means.

however, statistically speaking, the chances of you being here tonight, just you and jason, in a date, were never that great to begin with, so...

no, scratch that. up to 6 months ago, there was simply no starting scenario that ended up here, even if alexi never missed a chance to tease you about him whenever the man was brought up. one downside of being friends your boss, you figure. as the years passed, you gave up "hiding" your stupid, incurable celebrity crush on jason sudeikis, even around her and seth. it was harmless, after all. made your face warm with embarrassment when you overheard plans that included him being made? without a fault, but it usually granted you a night off if the man was coming to the house.

til they sat you down one morning to ask if you'd be interested in meeting his kids, seth's eyes gleaming with mischief as he held his hands together in a plea for you to not forget you loved their boys, who would miss you terribly if you sacked them for a hot, newly single comedian.

the three of you were laughing when you told him to kindly fuck the hell off.

except now jason's here, close enough to touch. he's here, and this feels like a whole lot more than flirty jokes late at night, more than stolen glances after a big award ceremony, his hair a mess, clothes askew. certainly more than the almost kiss that got you here in the first place, the feeling of his hand on the side of your neck as he said if he was gonna kiss you he'd do it properly still burning your skin days later. this is real, it's deliberate.

so fuck statistics, you're a mess.

"i need to tell you something" the voice brings you back to the moment, watching as he sets down a plate full of gooey cookies right by the glass of wine he poured you earlier "i'm a fraude. i actually can't bake to save my life" his face is full of guilt as he drops down on the fluffy carpet, the fabric of his trousers raising goosebumps on the exposed skin of your thighs. "if you said you wanted dinner, that i could work with. dessert...brought out the worst in me, i'm afraid" you're trying not to laugh at the man's proneness to the dramatics when he breaks one of the warm sweets in half, practically moaning around the first bite "worth it. so fucking worth it, yn"

"what did you do? these look amazing" it's chocolate ones, big and melting, your favorite kind.

"asked otis to take a pic of the box last time you got 'em from your favorite place"

"really?"

"i'm a terrible father, i know. in my defense, i did try making a batch before i resorted to cheating with help from my child, i promise you"

"jason! you didn't need to do that. we could have gone for ice-cream or something, that'd be just fine" the thought of him trying and failing to make you your favorite food was all too endearing, sweet and amusing to the same degree.

"you're picturing it right now, aren't you? it wasn't pretty, yn. smoke detectors went off, yet the things were still raw on the inside? i mean, how?" his body turned to you, knees bumping while your eyes trailed the way his long fingers broke bits and pieces of chocolate to bring it to his mouth. "these on the other hand..." you felt caught by the grin spreading over the man's face, so you took a bite too.

"fuck me!" the words rang in your ears a second too late to be taken back. if this wasn't the only thing that made it better somedays– you foresaw a long trip to john's in the near future, always one to drown your sorrows in sweets rather than the often sour taste of alcohol – you'd be cursing the place with more fervor right now.

"see, i had a feeling ice-cream wasn't gonna get me that" you felt yourself warm up when the guy winked at you, voice dropping an octave.

"i hate you" from the way he was still staring, he didn't believe your words for a second: sometimes it was good being a terrible liar, after all. "i'll have you know that the right ice-cream could get you this"

"really? where can i find it? for future reference, i mean"

"you'll be the first to know when i have it locked in. jury's still out" you snook in a little taste from different shops every time you had his babies, but he didn't need the details. if anyone was aware of how hard some days could be, it was him. the media frenzy seemed to get worse every week, not that you were keeping track (you definitely were. it was hard not to, harder once you got to know them)

"i'll be waiting"

was it possible to go through the whole spectrum of emotions in just a few hours? it had always been a silly type of question for you. you felt everything so deeply that switching up was never that easy, but, with some comedy playing on the tv, the nerves cursing through you were far different from the ones earlier: now, sprawled out on his carpet, the knowledge that jase was pressed up close didn't freak you out, it made you relaxed, even if were painfully aware of every little touch, every accidental nudge when laughter made his body shake, head resting on a Frozen themed pillow. you were surrounded by the man: the heat from his body, his scent, the way he pulled you back every time you started to drift away a few inches

you were almost drowning in him, yet all it seemed to do was make matters worse. you should've guessed it: if not for anything else, for the way your stupid heart picked up it's pace whenever you managed to make him laugh over the time you'd known him, the way every weird little thing you learned by being around seemed important. it would never be enough, not when it came to this man, would it?

"i...think i should go" before you got sucked in any deeper.

"wha' happened?" he sat up when you did, back pressed to the couch, eyebrows scrunching together as his mind played back the last couple hours. what had he done wrong? "yn. hey, what's it? was it me? did i do something?"

"no! jason, no. it's fine. you were wonderful" this felt all too easy, was the thing. nothing happened, you hadn't even kissed yet, but here you were, all in your head, getting carried away to some point in the future where this was some sort of routine to your days. stupid. it might feel easy, but it wasn't. it wouldn't be, not out of your naive fantasies, anyway. your phone was on top of the centerpiece, your purse hanging from the coat hack down the hall. good.

"you're running off like the house's on fire, sweetheart. i can't be that good" his laugh was humorless, his eyes earnest as he moved slowly, intertwining your fingers. "i'm sorry"

that did it. the way he was so quick to apologize for something that he didn't even know what was broke you.

"is it okay if i kiss you?" it wasn't much more than a whisper, all the bravado you had melting away when he didn't look away, nodding his head.

"only if you want to" this whole exchange was just short of giving you both whiplash, yet it was better do something insane than it was to just leave. if you kissed him, you would have that. even when he inevitably decided not to see you again. you would know what it felt like. "do you?" it felt like deja vu but it wasn't, his fingers caressing your cheek, the hold steady but gentle, like he knew you needed that point of contact as you brought yourself closer.

he tasted sweet, warm, the kiss tentative, each drag of your mouths together making a shiver run down your spine. for a moment it didn't go any further, then his lips parted a bit and you pushed yourself more into his space, tongue darting out as strong hands rumpled the material of your dress while yours pulled at the hair on the back of his head

one second you were awkwardly kneeling on the floor, trying to breathe and kiss and commit every second of this to memory, the next he was pulling you into him. onto him. like he wanted this as much you did, the scruff from a couple days without shaving causing you to moan into his ear whenever jason drew back to let you breathe, his mouth never leaving you, just diving down to your neck, your collarbone, any patch of skin he could reach without having to let you go before he came back up for more.

"off!" you're sure there's an ebb to be made about all those freaking layers but the one word is all you manage as you pull on the green hoodie he chose for the night, grinning when its out of your way, his sly smile morphing into something darker as you grind yourself into the man's lap, just a bit, seeking friction. he's hard under you, tense, like's he's trying to figure out how far he can take this tonight, how far you want him to. "jas..." whatever was about to follow that whisper of his name gets cut off by the harsh sound of his doorbell.

"fuck's sake" it's a deep groan, head flexing back to look at the ceiling, nervous laugh bubbling in your throat when his hold goes stronger for a second "a fucker, whoever that is. can you please get that?"

"gotta let me up first, sir" seems like a conscious effort to ease his grip, your legs a bit wobbly when you stand up, trying to reorient yourself with arousal burning deep in your veins.

if your knees were unsteady as you walked to the door, he didn't need to know.

"is jason home?" that voice is a like a bucket of icy water over your head, eyes blinking fast at the porch light glow illuminating harsh green eyes raking through you.

olivia. olivia is here. shit.

"yeah, he's..." she pushes you out of the way then, carrying a sleeping daisy in her arms through the hall, otis holding onto the back of her coat til he spots you.

"YN!" his voice is loud and excited, body crashing into yours in a tight grasp "did you know we were coming home?"

if only it was that simple, little guy.

#jason sudeikis #jason sudeikis fic #jason sudeikis fluff #jason sudeikis rpf #jason sudeikis x reader #jason sudeikis x you #jason sudeikis fanfic #jason sudeikis smut

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squadrah · 1 year

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each la squadra members reaction to being interviewed by the eric andre show :3

NSFW

CW: GORE

CW: BODY HORROR

ERIC ANDRE: What are your thoughts on Passione's health care system?

RISOTTO: We have a health care system?

ERIC ANDRE: You didn't know? Looks like Cioccolata's got... his work... cut out for him...! *cracking up* High five...!

RISOTTO: Metallica.

ERIC ANDRE: *razor blades erupt from his open palm*

ERIC ANDRE: *looking straight at the camera* Ow.

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ERIC ANDRE: How does it feel to be the smallest bitch in the dog house? Just the tiniest bitch ever.

FORMAGGIO: I'm bigger than you.

ERIC ANDRE: *holds out a giant sea conch* Put your ear to that, what do you hear?

FORMAGGIO: *leans in to listen; a giant HONK! sounds from the conch, sending him tumbling over the back of the armchair*

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ERIC ANDRE: Are you single?

PROSCIUTTO: No.

ERIC ANDRE: Rumors say you suffer from vaginal dryness, but I'm not bothered by that, so are you single yet?

PROSCIUTTO: I'm about to be the single survivor in this studio.

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ERIC ANDRE: If you could have a Stand that didn't suck, what would your new Stand be like?

PESCI: M-My Stand doesn't suck!

ERIC ANDRE: Really? Who told you that?

PESCI: Prosciutto!

ERIC ANDRE: If you could have a role model that didn't lie to you, who would your new role model be?

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ERIC ANDRE: You know the game kiss, marry, kill, where you name three people and pick one for each? You know that game?

GHIACCIO: Yeah...?

ERIC ANDRE: Let's put a spin on that. If your lab coat wearing ass was a real scientist and you decided to sew Zucchero, Sale and Mista ass to mouth, who would be the head, middle, and tail?

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ERIC ANDRE: Have you known Polpo carnally?

MELONE: I think the question is, whom have I not known carnally?

ERIC ANDRE: Silvio Berlusconi?

MELONE: Oh, goodness, no.

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ERIC ANDRE: How do you feel about feral Italian teenagers spreading rabies in the mafia community?

ILLUSO: That's not... There's no such thing.

ERIC ANDRE: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce our next guest star.

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ERIC ANDRE: Who would make a better boss for Passione? A prison baby who sewed his mom's mouth shut and kept her alive in the ground for years, or an Italian-Japanese teenager born from a British vampire who was alive for a hundred and twenty slutty, slutty years?

SORBET: That's oddly specific.

ERIC ANDRE: Don't worry about it.

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ERIC ANDRE: *a calzone falls onto his desk* You want a calzone?

GELATO: Yeah, I want a calzone! *takes it from Eric*

GELATO: *ominous crunching sounds as he chews*

ERIC ANDRE: Now that's the sound of a man who appreciates the generous sprinkling of crushed glass that makes Neapolitan calzones so banging.

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BONUS: Ghiaccio has definitely either punched a hole in Eric's desk or froze the suddenly moving rodeo desk in place from sheer shock.

#la squadra #risotto nero #formaggio #prosciutto #pesci #ghiaccio #melone #illuso #sorbet #gelato #squadrah original #HOLY SHIT THIS TOOK AGES BECAUSE I NEVER WATCHED THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW AND HAD NO IDEA #I WAS INTIMIDATED #but i finally got around to watching a compilation to get a sense of what it is like #i hope it was worth the wait!!!#also i apologize for the human centipede reference #i have nothing to say for myself expect that it feels like andre's brand

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unsleepingtales · 9 months

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Episode two ayyyyyyy! Once again this is really long soz

The hype this intro fills me with is unreal.

Siobhan’s daily affirmations “this intro is not a tongue twister and is very easy to say”

The auld lang syne reference cracks me up because we know for sure that both Brennan and Siobhan do actually know the words to auld lang syne, because they sang them in the Unsleeping City finale, but they’re mumbling through it here so as not to disrupt the bit and I love them for it <3

Today’s spelling of Daniel’s last name: Fũks

(I had to look up “u with a tilde” to get that and then copy paste it in bc it’s not available on an english keyboard lmao)

God the whole pleasure district is shut down. Losing my mind at this.

Detective Hunch Curio: Vampire

I attempt to steal the child :|

A full on arms race lmao

They keep calling him The Child

Look at you!!

Imelda <3 they are best friends you’re right babe

There’s always so much banter!

Hank I hate to break it to you but dogs do in fact get hurt in this show.

(Gonna kill that dog 🤪😛✌️)

Why has “you’re my best friend” become such a thing in this show lmao first pib in neverafter now this

Siobhan looks wonderful this episode. She always does, but her hair looks particularly lovely here.

I love how Danielle is playing into the reporter thing

God this is sad.

Lore unlock!

Mind reading is fascinating in this context

BANGS

Glossaries!!! I want to know what’s in those oh my gosh

You paid attention to the way that I behave good for you!

Hank what

What

You have been known to whisk!

Imelda <3

How long has he been waiting to say The Fix and the Fucks because that’s Great

Imelda going “it’s me, he knows me” is giving big “I killed him, yeah” vibes

He finds children quite fun! They’re good folk!

On behalf of ALL CHILDREN

The child personification of the conscience realizing that it has power is wild

FACT ALERT

I love that the facts can be comforting and not just threats

Aww they literally light up when they’re happy

A whole glass of grenadine oh god that sounds awful

Yeahhh that’s a good stick

The intense eye contact on room temperature vodka

A CALZONE??

Sure ok love that

Ngl I could go for a calzone rn. My brother makes great calzones.

I love it when people use their class feats

They’re rivals it’s healthy it’s fine

“Nothing fans of actual play love more than a murderer” “aww but he’s a good murderer” he’s onto us fuck-

Can I ask you a question? / (sad and scared) Okay -> ME ANY TIME ANYONE ASKS ME THAT

Literally what am I gonna say to that. No? You think I’m gonna say no when you ask me if you can ask me a question?

Imelda that sounded Pointy do you have Lore

I love this world

That seems like a reasonable idea Imelda but you seem too invested in it and I want to know why

Listen sometimes players set things up for us too well and you end up getting excited. Sometimes the party wants to separate of their own accord!

Conrad and The Fix are the two most straightforward communicators and them hanging out is great.

A bread bowl made out of muffin to hold coffee grounds that you eat. Augh.

If I was writing a story ;)

Dome antics!

What shocked Elias? Why is he having such a major fight or flight reaction?

Ooh reflex switches fun

Yes he does!

This person is scrambling so much

I do not know enough about biology for this what comes from the scalp that would require shock troopers??

Babe what

I’ll reprimand you greatly! And loudly! So that everyone looks at us!

Let’s hear it for FEATS

Tropes!

Ooooooh dome animation

BLOOD?

Jesus christ Brennan is not holding back on the cop hate this season. Love him for it.

What hold on what

Pain responder oh god

HEAD INJURY???

Did someone fucking brain him in an alley after work because he took the file or is he just being mugged or something

Also. Shock officers not allowing the information that he’s been injured to reach his consciousness.

Cell phone? Cell phone would be a heavy thing vibrating near that area if it’s in his pocket?

Actually finding a partner is Not on the priority list for your government at the moment sorry. Why are you lying to this man.

What

Oh yeah he might not be conscious actually. The eyes are closed.

We love completely improvised lore

Fucks (expletive)

They share a courtyard probably

Conrad’s home is gonna make me so sad I already know

Man sometimes people say things and. We just have to live with them yk.

(Brennan makes that “hlblbblblhblhb” sound)

Sitting in this discomfort is so good actually. There is discomfort and uncertainty and fear here and that is good.

Ichabod. What was Ichabod the wayward interest?

HELP Conrad was so resigned to dying Alex nodded like yeah that makes sense

FACT ALERT

I relate to The Fix in that I also will share random facts in the hope that it will make someone feel better.

If there was an amount of dead he didn’t want you, he wouldn’t have called me. DAMN.

Hank so genuinely lit up at the compliment

That’s Hank talking.

What is happening and why do I feel about it

I do feel bad that like. The kid’s losing his home.

Repressed trauma memory!

Oh god okay so his conscience made him defend his little sister and it ended incredibly traumatically so the lesson he learned from that was that listening to your conscience gets you hurt and he learned that as a child! So he never had a chance to see that that wasn’t the whole story!

(thoroughly impacted) Okay.

Levity!

Still find it fascinating that the actual university is in the red light district.

Is it no longer the middle of the night? Wasn’t it the middle of the night? Why are students just now heading to the Big Game

Just a flat no. Love it.

Ammon’s Horn Memorial * look up later

He’s dabbling in the arts!

Oh god but really it makes so much sense that the brain university defunded the arts years ago. Like within the context of who this guy is and how harshly all distractions are dealt with it makes perfect sense that they don’t have art classes.

DC 20 😭

STEM only :(

Lady you are not poor-

Silly little woman :)

HELL YEAH SIOBHAN

Psychometer

Add something fun!

Of course, every time a memory is recalled, it is altered! We demand that you add something cute and fun. Love that.

We try to have fun here

Hunch now is the time to let it GO

We need Stacy Fakename merch

You’re frickin haunted man

Oh god he got jumped.

Let’s just steal it!

De’lux meaning of light. Oy.

(Brennan makes a sound of satisfaction with his punnery)

Exceeded the dc by 10!!

Trapp uses moxie so freely

Oh they’re all getting jumped. Like host body like mental functions I guess?

Ugh, wool! So naturally oily and slippery!

The Fix and his traits <3

Ol’ Johnny Gullible

FEATS <3

New life!

FACT ALERT

He’s gonna break all those bones

WHAT

He’s so terrifying without trying

What a wild sequence of events

Bro I would also dissolve into mist if someone looked me in the eyes and talked to me like that.

I’m low key worried about what happens if they restore vision without anyone in the buildings to distill the raw visuals

DEFENESTRATION

Oh my GOD

Oh my god.

Oh my god????

(cheerful jazz music)

#mentopolis #HANK #Siobhan #The Fix #imelda pulse #verbal component #reactions

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howl-fantasies · 2 years

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A/N - Hi guys, I hope you're doing well. Sorry for my absence, my dogs are sick so I'm a bit out of Tumblr right now. I'm still working on your requests, thank you for your patience, I hope you'll like them once published. Have a beautiful day/night, take care ✨

Tags: @keffirinne @immortal-velociraptor @flaysthings

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Victor Zsasz

Have to postpone our Saturday day&night fever sweetness.

Y/N

The F?! We planned it 4months ago! No killing, no contract, not even a sudden heart attack is an excuse to cancel it Vic, you swore and you made me too!

Victor Zsasz

I know. Trust me I'm far from happy right now.

Y/N

I don't care. I had to postpone an important beheading to make a room for our special day. My contact wasn't happy and tried to force my hand, do you know what happened, then, Victor?

Victor Zsasz

Let me guess, you decapitated him?

Y/N

Ding Ding Ding. Do the same with Cobblepot if he isn't happy.

Victor Zsasz

You know I can't.

Y/N

Of fucking course you can. I'll happily give him a little speech in French before brutally separate his head from his shoulders.

Victor Zsasz

Y/N.

Y/N

Screw you Zsasz. Plan was simple: sports training during the day, self-care, eat pizza and drink milkshakes like fat pigs, go to have a funky night at the disco, and finally, fuck like rabbits until dawn.

Victor Zsasz

Look, we'll find another day.

...

Victor Zsasz

Sweetness?

...

Really?

...

Are you ghosting me?

...

SERIOUSLY?!

Y/N

You have 10min to be back home.

Victor Zsasz

I have a mark to kill.

Y/N

Not anymore.

Victor Zsasz

What did you do?

Y/N

Killed them.

It's not the point here.

Victor Zsasz

You stole my kill.

Explain.

Now.

Y/N

Be ready for an Afternoon Fever: come home, gonna have one of our roughest sex session, you might think of it as a 1v1 training at some point. I'll fuck you, and then use you as my dirty own table while I'm eating my calzone and drink my milkshake. No pepperoni for you, you don't deserve it. And I'm not sure you'd be ready to eat anything solid anytime soon.

Oh! I made a 'disco & 80's playlist' just for our little date. I'm literally going to beat the shit out of you while Freddy is singing how another bites the dust.

Don't be late. Or be. Have nothing against shooting you in the knees right now.

Victor Zsasz

Marry me.

Y/N

We already are married.

Victor Zsasz

Marry me again. Let me kidnap a priest on my way, I want you to say your vows while eating on my bleeding body. Shoot my knees if you want but it'll worth it. ♥️

Y/N

Do what you want.

Victor Zsasz

OMG you're beyond furious.

I'm excited.

Can't wait to be home!

You're the best.

Please stay mad while waiting for me. ✨

Y/N

Don't worry about it.

Victor Zsasz

♥️

#gotham #gotham imagine #gotham x reader #gotham fox #victor zsasz #victor zsasz imagine #victor zsasz x reader #gotham fandom #gotham villains #gotham oc #gotham victor zsasz

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flyingspicerack · 1 year

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Inside Job Pt2Ep3 Myc Analysis Pt2

FIRST PART HERE

IM GETTING RIGHT INTO IT!

OK SO!! ASSIMILATED MYC HUH?! First of all, the color palette change..... i like it in what it represents, its a good way to depic that he's different without having to keep that like, blue aura aura around him. HOWEVER, it makes me feel weird because THIS ISN'T MY MYC!!!

Also his voice...... not.... not for me. BUT I LOVE THE warbling echoey quality they gave him right when attuned. A lot of this is gonna be me PRAISING what the writers did, but me being pupsetti cause thats not my babygirl

AHHHH Brett's face here is so cute, hes so excited to be included in girls night!!!! Also! I feel like at this point the Hive isn't tapped into anyone but Myc so... does Myc genuinely watch Sex and the City? I think so.

MYC'S TOWNHOUSE! UOGHHHHHH OKAY SO FOR REALS!!! Does he have one? I GUESS SO? Is this what it looks like?? I DONT KNOW! Could the hive be making something up? Maybe?? But like, how would the hive know what to make up if they have been in the hollow earth for centuries, they have to tap into Myc. SO, is this REALLY what Myc's townhouse looks like? Or is this what he want's his friends to believe it is?? Because all of this is a hallucination so?? Like they cater to Brett and Gigi with the rock wall and bookshelf, so would he cater it to look like something he wants? THEN AGAIN! We saw Myc's little nook in his office in the beginning of the episode and that was classy as fuck with his little couch and the record player, so who's to say if this is mostly a REAL depiction of his brownstone. I will say though, it's fucking hot as hell and I think it IS at least the floorplan, like i think the floorplan is the same, whether or not its decorated like this? HHHHHHHHHH I dunno?? BUT I LOVE IT EITHER WAY BECAUSE I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MYC APRON MYC APRON MYC PINK APRON THE PINK APRON ITS AN APRON AND ITS PINK AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"... mainly because all of my orifices are interchangeable" .... what... what WHAT WHAT??? Baby ..... WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? YOU HAVE HOLES???? YOU HAVE... HFHSEOUGHG;HJSD;LEG OHHHHHHH LORDLY LORDY LORD THE WRITERS HAVE GIVEN ME SO MUCH MORE THAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR HUIGREHJOSGJ'SG

I genuinely think this mural is so.... SO beautiful, if I could have it as a poster or a tapestry i fucking would. I also wanna know what the writing system is like.... UGH ITS SO PRETTY

ANYWAY I THINK its so so funny that they totally retconned the whole thing about the mushrooms being aliens, like at first Myc would get so mad and say they weren't but then now they are?? lmao and the whole lore they made of early apes eating mushrooms and then evolving? FUCKING GREAT

I just like myc's house.... look at his fancy kitchen ... AND IS THAT A FIREPLACEEEEEEEEEEEE uoghhhh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANDRE MISSES THE OLD MYC, AND YES! HE DID ROAST OUT OF LOVE!!!! ANDRE KNOWS CAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE LOVES ALL OF THEM!! AND NO ONE DENIES IT!!!! HE LOVES THEMMMMMMMM (yes sure next glenn says out of hate but listen-)

Also!! I reallu like these weird globby mushroom cave wall things, theyre soooo cool

"Who wants some fucking dirt to eat? I'm still being nice, I like dirt!" BABY GHUIDSRHNS;G HES STILL A LITTLE BITCHY?????? HUAOGHH Baby i will eat dirt for you, i will eat it and like it

OKAY HERE IS SOMTHING I HAVE CONFLICTING THOUGHTS ON!!! THE poetry night thing. I saw another post (here) about the gang actually being there and Myc not sensing them, and i like that take, but ALSO I like the idea of them genuinely not going because they don't like him and dont think his poetry would be good, and Reagan is just talking out her ass about it? Like, I can see both ways being real good, IDK!!!

And then the thing specifically ANDRE said.... the jacking off in the break room over the pic on a box of mushroom calzones.... baby, honey.... that is somehow both so pathetic and so hot i don't know what to do with myself other than save this information for later

This image.... HURTS THE ANISE he genuinely looks SO upset, sad, distraught, deflated, this is THE SINGLE MOST upsetting image of Myc IMO, because its HIM in there that's being tormented and the hive is trying to fight it, but Myc is just.... he's actually SO sensitive and he cant handle a roast WITHOUT HIS DEFENSE MECHANISM OF HIS PERSONALITY THAT THE HIVE TOOK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE IS SO!!!!!! UAGHFEFFS HES IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO!!! You can see with the blue glow that the hive is trying to regain control of the situation and he's glowing blue

Mmmmmm yeah, Myc was right to get really mad for this, Brett went too far, and I think thats why he said it, to break him... I just think it's so interesting they went with a roast to get Myc back because it seems like roasts are like .... a bygone era? Like i bet if youre watching this show in your mid-late 20s you can remember when roasts were like, on tv all the time, but now you dont really see the concept all that much?? Idk i think it's interesting I guess. Anyway comparing Myc to Jar Jar Binks is a hate crime and im gonna beat up brett for it <3

oh my GOD look how curled in and angy he is.... his little fists....

SIDEBAR!!! Eberyone SO HAPPY that he's back, like all of them so fucking.,... LIKE I SPECFICALLY want to talk about GLENN of all people. Like dont get me wrong, all of them are really pleased, but GLENN? Like.... look at how SOFT his face is?? Like he is so genuinely glad to have this fucker back,,,,,, hgusehkl;s and also andre.... oh dr lee dont make that face ur gonna have me actin up ohhhhhhgggh hes so satisfied

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HANDS ON HIS HIPS!! SO SASSY!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaan, boom goes the dynamite

HE DOESNT HATE THEM HE DOESNT HATE HIS TEAM HE LOVES HIS TEAM HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE HIS FOUND FAMILY THEY DONT BULLY HIM THEY ACCEPT HIM AS HE IS THEY LOVE HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE HE IS, HES THEIR FRIEND, AND HE LOVES THEM AS MUCH AS HE SAYS HE DOESNT HE LOVES HIS TEAM THEY ARE HIS BEST FRIENDS AND AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA BE CRYING FOR THE NEXT 5000 YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIKE LOOK ATT ALL OF THEIR FACES WHEN HE SAYS HE DOESNT HATE THEM!!!!!! LOOK AT GIGI!!!!!! LOOK AT ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM CRYING REAL TEARS AND ITS BECAUSE I LOVE MX MYC CELLIUM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET BACK AT YOUR HIVE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MOST INTERESTING!!!!! THEYRE ALL CHUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO! ANOTHER THING TO NOTE!!!!! When Myc is getting ready to do this whole spore process thing, and use his big powers here, he very slightly switched back to his hive color palette.... but then a moment later we see him in his normal one, so im thinking he is like.... getting all of the hives influence just.... out of him for good? maybe i dunno but i like that

god god god god. okay HERE his voice is SO CALM so!! JUST SO!! He understands that Reagan isn't insulting him, he knows that she really cares..... he makes me MELT ANS THEH NUN THE HEHPFIE:SJFKNK ANDS THEN AND THEN AND THEN IN THE NEXT SCENE IT CONTINUES OKAY

THIS IS HIS HIVE THIS IS HIS HIVE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEURE HIS HIVE AND HE CARES BOUT THEM HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH FUREIHTGL; GHRDGR;LGHSDGBKJ;EDGHWSLK; LOOK AT GIGI LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS GHRODSGS;GN; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT WITH THIS AUGFHRS;DKGFL;FVS

MMMMMMM YES podcast myc ,,,, love this guy LOVE HIM LOVE HIM SM SMS SMSMMSMSMSMSMSMSMS AWOOOOOOOOOOGA I AM THE NUMBER 1 LISTENER OF FRESH DIRT UAGHHHHHH (i would also like to know if gigi and reagan drunk kiss pls)

AND YALL THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER!!!! SPECIAL BONUS ROUND WHERE I MAKE ONE (1) COMMENT ABOUT THE OTHER THING

pregnant myc.... aright i am gonna give my OWN motherfucking opinions abt this because im TOO SERIOUS about it....

Myc is a mushroom, hes not a man, while he may use he/him pronouns, hes a mushroom first and foremost who canonically uses Mx. instead of Mr. like all of this is canon. He ALSO when finding out he is preggers, he says he wants to be a mother, a MOTHER, he wants to experience the joys of motherhood.... NON BINARY LEGEND! FUCKING mushrooms have NO TIES to human gender, so TEACHINALLY this cant really be considered mpreg, and it ISNT in my eyes, fucking label it mpreg all u fucking want but I DONT FUCKING AGREE OR BUY IT, dont come at me for this ill bully you into the ground

Anyway, my name is Anise and I want to thank everyone for their time for reading my Myc Cellium analysis. This character means more to me than anyone on the internet or even Shion Takeuchi herself can fathom.... and as far as IM concerned, i love him more than ANYONE ever will, whats that post? If Myc has fans, im one of them, if he doesnt, that means im dead, or whatever. I DONT KNOW I JUST KNOW that I love him more than EVERYONE and that is a FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway if you like inside job and like self insert shipping content folow me to see my silly little guy kiss this stupid mushroom and stream inside job on netflix <3

#inside job #myc #magic myc #myc cellium #character analysis #inside job netflix #reagan ridley #brett hand #gigi thompson #andre lee #glenn dolphman #once again i the ceo of magic myc amd here to finish this analysis and spin like a balerina for all of eternity #i love this mushroom more than my own family #he legit has competition against my irl best friends

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beebuzzly · 1 year

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With the Goncharov resurgence on Tumblr, I thought it would be the perfect time to show photos of its famous locations that I took on my trip to Naples!

First off, I got a photo of the street that the opening flashbacks were shot in! I wanted to find the actual apartment where the infamous calzone scene took place but couldn’t find it. Here’s a shot from the movie on the right for comparison

Speaking of the flashback scenes, Katya’s family home! The house is a short walk from where the pier is, which makes sense because both scenes were shot on the same day. It’s really interesting seeing both of the neighbourhoods the couple grew up in, their location was a genius move on Scorsese to show the audience Gon and Kat’s wealth disparity and adding to the theme of poverty in 20th century Italy.

Here’s the pier! Unfortunately I didn’t have a gorgeous sunset like the film did, but I was able to get a good angle of the damage the structure’s gotten over the years. No one would be able to run along it the way Katya and Sofia did in the confrontation scene now

This is the Naples cathedral where Goncharov and Katya elope! The bell tower might have closed the day I was there but at least no one was shot on the stairwell like in the movie

This is the apartment where the terrace scene between Sofia and Andrey takes place. I love the use of the clock chimes motif in the scene, it always gives me chills

And finally, the one you all were waiting for, the vendor shop were Andrey had his iconic monologue at. I knew when I first planned to go to Naples that I needed to find this place. The impact this scene had on my 15 year old brain was ethereal. It completely changed the way I viewed consumerism, told me everything I needed to know about Andrey without him actually talking about himself and beautifully showed how he and Goncharov are connected by their urge to climb the social pyramid. The scene made me want to become a film maker.

BTW yes! They were selling lettuce at the stand :) and luckily there were no fruit vendors to stare at me with disapproval

#goncharov #martin scorsese #robert di niro #film #cinema

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serikyl · 11 months

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(strolls into fantasy tavern, accidentally hits the unfollow button instead of the ask button like a clumsy idiot, refollows with a very embarassed facial expression because I planned on being a lot more suave about this, leans on the bar counter)

So...I hear there's someone around here with kiddad's head canons?

*smacks hands against counter with a look of immeasurable glee* *pours you a colorful little drink of unknown content with a little umbrella in it* ((there is so much edible glitter involved))

I HAVE SO MANY!!!! : D

Okay okay so lets start with!!!!!!

My most favorite twins ever!!! Lark and Sparrow

I know a lot of people think they have long hair, to me, they both keep it very short now bc when Lark was like sixteen, a doodlerized something grabbed it and it messed with his paranoia, he and Sparrow shaved it together in the bathroom at like 3am, then Sparrow sat for his turn without a word, and now they always keep it matching like this

Lark and Sparrow have matching friendship bracelets that Sparrow made one year, Lark’s is green and Sparrow’s is red

The Oak Household used a talking stick for a long time, then Lark got mad one night and snapped it over his knee. He felt bad about it later, and the next morning it was found carefully glued back together

I don’t know if Lark has a day job, but if he does, nobody knows what it is, the other kiddads assume it’s something questionably legal, weapon sales probably, Lark always pays his portion of household bills and Sparrow isn’t sure he wants to know. The truth is, it’s a perfectly normal job, he’s a Geek Squad guy at Best Buy. Lark finds comfort in being able to sit in the back fixing things, he hates talking to customers. So. Much.

Sparrow is a cavetown fan, Lark secretly really likes beachy music like margaritaville but would die if anybody but Sparrow found out

Lark’s favorite fruit is lemons, Sparrow’s is strawberries. Lark can’t handle sweet flavors, he prefers sour, while Sparrow is the opposite.

Nick’s turn!!!!

So! During the Nick/Narc fusion, the magic couldn’t remove Glenn without unmaking Nick entirely, so it just added in Jodie. If you tested Nick’s DNA, which Glenn and Jodie did during an argument once bc they’re goofs, it would come back that Glenn and Jodie are both his bio dads, Morgan his bio mom. Because magic doesn’t give a shit about what our science says is impossible.

Nick has a Thing about vehicle safety, he doesn’t care if it’s an emergency or if it’s a five minute drive, everyone is putting on their goddamn seatbelts if he has to climb over and buckle them in himself. He also won’t drive in the rain.

Nick, in his Glenn memories, tried to dye a red streak in his hair and ended up a weird shade of orange bc he didn’t calculate for hair type. He wore a beanie for weeks until Glenn came home. After he finished laughing, Glenn had to help him fix it.

Demons burn so hot that Nick always feels a little chilly, even in the california heat. He’ll be wearing a jacket on an 85° day and people look at him weird, but the planet is so cold compared to Hell.

Nick’s favorite pizza is called “Everything Pizza”, it was something he’d make when he was struggling in the Glenn memories because it was easy. Everything Pizza changes every time you eat it, it also lead to Nick inventing what he calls “the Pizzarito” which is Everything Pizza folded up like a burrito. The other kiddads tell him it’s just a calzone, Nick hates calzones and insists it’s different. Pizzaritos have been banned from DADDIES HQ because somehow that argument always gets started.

Demons need a lot of both sugar and meat in their diets, and Nick now has an insane sweet tooth that would make most people lose their teeth

Oh! and! One of the things Nick struggles with post Nick/Narc fusion outside of the identity crises is how the demonic side of him has changed his body. Half of him feels like the sharp a few too many teeth and slightly pointed ears are features he’s had his entire life, and the other is kind of freaked out by how very Not Human he suddenly looks

Nick’s least favorite vegetable is asparagus, this is a trait he shares with Glenn. They both make the same face about it, wrinkled nose, tongue out

Terry Jr!!!!

I love Terry so much, I have a bunch for him!!! :’D

Terry is considered the de-facto leader of DADDIES, he is the only one levelheaded enough for the job I think. It’s not an official position, but he is pulling double duty as their leader and their tactician

This man lives on coffee, he is a 6 cups a day kind of guy. He started drinking it as a way to remember Terry Sr, who really loved coffee. He both loves the different kinds, as well as cannot function without it.

Whenever Terry has reached his limit he threatens to buy a boat and go live in the middle of the ocean where none of this is his problem and he will never have to see any of these people again. ((He has never gone through with this threat, it’s kind of his escape fantasy))

Terry and Grant have a minor long-standing feud about a drawer in HQ, it is Terry’s, it is a mess, it is organized in a system that only makes sense to Terry, there are so many sticky notes involved, it drives Grant’s OCD crazy, he wants to pick the lock on the drawer and reorganize it. Terry does not want it organized. Sparrow has enchanted the lock so Grant cannot pick it, keeping them locked in a stalemate.

Terry’s favorite food is blueberries, he can exclusively cook pasta dishes

Every so often, Terry has what I call a “Cones Of Dunshire” level breakdown where be throws himself into a deeply over complicated project like designing and building a board game

Terry and Lark have kissed exactly once, in a really weird game of chicken like that scene in friends where Phoebe and Chandler kiss. Terry is Phoebe, Lark is Chandler, Nick is Monica, Sparrow is either Joey or Ross, and Grant is Rachel in the scene, this is one of my favorite silly ones afsgshsjsjs

Grant’s turn!!!!

Grant and Terry dated in high school, it was a right person wrong time situation, and Grant has two soulmates: Terry and Marco

Grant developed OCD after the chimera incident, he likes to keep things clean and orderly because he can’t forget the feeling of the blood in his hair

Grant and Lark have semi-colon tattoos for each other, they’re bad for each other and tend to spiral down together, but they respect the battles. each other fights with mental illness, they claim to have a “warrior’s bond”

Grant’s favorite color is bright orange, I don’t know why, it’s a color I’ve associated with him since ep 1

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #y2ksnowglobe #lark oak #sparrow oak #nick close foster #terry jr #grant wilson #kiddads #this was so fun

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jselorekeeper · 5 months

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For the comfort food:

Jackie really likes pizza. And not the fancy thinly-crusted ones or the greasy ones, the ones with fluffy crusts and good cheese, ones that are so deep they might be considered calzones.

Marvin likes sushi, and not just because it has fish in it. He almost always buys some at a sushi restaurant, but his absolute favorite is the sushi from Wegmans. Not that he would admit it.

Honestly, I don't know that many German dishes, but I have a feeling that Schneep would cave for Chase's homemade macaroni and cheese. He would eat it all if everybody didn't want some too

Chase loves sweet stuff. Cookies, ice cream, cake, you name it!

Jamie adores bread. More specifically, sourdough bread. He always gets a few loaves, and he eats at least one while without cutting it up. Do not try to freeze his bread, though. According to him, it makes it all soggy, and the only way to get it not soggy is to toast it, and the hard bits of the toast cause sensory issues.

Anti claims his comfort food is human flesh. He is a liar. It's Oreos.

Oooh all egos this is gonna be fun

Jackie; okay but I need one? That sounds so good right now!

Marvin: I can honestly see that, he definitely goes to those restaurants that have like endless sushi

Henrik: him craving a homemade meal from Chase just ahhh! That is so sweet wtf 😭😂

Chase definitely has the biggest sweet tooth of the group, he just knows all the sweets!

Jameson you are a mood beyond any recognition, ooooh some bread sounds so good right now!

Me and Anti are now best friends, Oreos over all 😌

#jacksepticeye #lore keeper speaks

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devildomwriter · 2 years

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Obey Me As Parks & Rec #5

Diavolo: How is this a child’s size?

Beelzebub: It’s roughly the size of a two year old if they were liquified in a cup

•

MC: Last week he was supposed to buy gas, but instead he bought novelty cookie cutters.

MC: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. He’s amazing.

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Diavolo: When I say “parks” you say “department!”

Diavolo: Parks!

Everyone: …

Diavolo: Parks!

Mammon: Apartment!

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Mammon: There’s been ten assaults already this year

Solomon: Can’t you station a park ranger out here

Mammon: We have! Who do you think they’re assaulting!?

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Lucifer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Lucifer: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t

•

Satan: I think I may have found a project I’d actually enjoy doing. Helping these cats and dogs.

Satan: They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.

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Luke: I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws ever….

Luke: Because I’m deathly afraid of cops

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Asmodeus: I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a part in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable really, I felt like I was floating.

Asmodeus: Turns out there wasn’t pot in it, it was just an insanely good brownie

•

*intense food poisoning*

Beelzebub: The calzones…betrayed me?

Leviathan: I was dying earlier today. And then I died. Now I’m dead.

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MC: My husband, Mammon is a progressive champion of women’s rights

Mammon: Babe, the ovens ready. Chop-Chop! Time to get baking. Daddy want pie!

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Barbatos: I relish your wit.

Diavolo: Well I salsa your face

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Satan: Ugh, I hate talking…to people…about things.

Satan: This is a nightmare

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Mephistopheles: So what’s the crime here?

Mephistopheles: Parking while black?

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Mammon: What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel game of thrones?

Solomon: Nothing is wrong just do your job and they would never cancel game of thrones

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Mammon & MC: *going grocery shopping*

Lucifer: I have total faith in you

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Lucifer: There’s, like, a 30% chance they’ll both die

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Beelzebub: Bacon wrapped in shrimp

Asmodeus: No thanks. I’m okay.

Beelzebub: I wasn’t offering

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Citizen: There’s a sign at Deadman’s park that says “do not drink the sprinkler water” so I made some tea with it as now I have an infection

Lucifer: *Turing around in chair slowly*

Citizen: Sir? Sir? Are…are you listening to me

Lucifer: *Continuing to turn away*

Citizen: Sir. I’m talking to you

Lucifer: *Still turning*

Citizen: Sir!

#obey me shall we date #obey me as parks and rec #funny obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen

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hart-kinsella · 10 months

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15 questions and 15 mutuals

I was tagged by @movrings, thank you dear!

Were you named after anyone?

No.

When was the last time you cried?

On my birthday (yeah, I know) :)

Do you have kids?

No and I don’t want any: too many responsabilities. And the world is ending, so...

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

You bet.

What's the first thing you notice about people?

I don’t know...probably their eyes.

What's your eye color?

Brown.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings for sure!! The world and reality are already scary AF, let me enjoy some good feelings even if they come from fictional work.

Any special talents?

I don’t really know...I guess I have good memory when it comes down to when was I on a certain day, what was I wearing, what I ate on a given occasion, stuff like this.

Where were you born?

Italy.

What are your hobbies?

Tv shows, reading, listening to music. I wish I still had the passion for writing stuff, fan fiction specifically but I feel like my spark is gone, in that sense. :/

Have any pets?

Unfortunately not. But I used to have a cat when I was younger.

What sports do you play/have you played?

I’ve never been one for sports, now if I want to work out I follow workout routines videos or dance to some Just dance videos :P

How tall are you?

157/158 cm (I think).

Favorite subject in school?

Latin, greek, english.

Dream job?

Working in a library. Or owning one who also has a cafè in it.

I'm tagging (feel free to skip it): @platypus-quacks-too @jenniferbie @daydreamgoddess14 @brookezilla @ninzen @endlessblasphemy @roamwithahungryheart @ericariels @ewaudreyhorne @giorgiaink @sharonccrter @sarahtarth @lanasdelreyys @my-soupy-brain @calzone-d

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bitchwhooo · 1 year

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You were walking up the mikealson porch to see your lovely boyfriend klaus “ babe you home “ you shouted it was quiet you walked up to klaus’s room to hear strange noises “klaus your so good “ you opens the door slowly to see Caroline and klaus to together on his bed you had tears in your eye “ I go help kol in Denver for 2 days and you sleep with Caroline wow Nikki you downgraded really bad and so quickly” “ love it’s not what is looks like” “ so my best friend is not hooking up with my boyfriend” “ love “ “ you know what klaus were over and you can sleep with calzone as many times as you want also I’m moving out too then see you never fuckface and you Caroline I’m telling Tyler also” you stormed out of the place and go into your navy blue camero and drove to the boarding house you knocked and damon answers “ yes” you went straight and hugged Damon and stared crying “what happens” he question “ he cheated on me” Damon closed the door and carried you to the coach “ shhh it ok he doesn’t deserve you” you looked up at Damon’s and saw his beautiful oceans blue eye you kissed him and to your supieses he kissed you back “ Damon I’m so sorry I did it mean too “ “ I always wanted to do that” “ what?” “ I’ve liked you for a really long time so now I can do whatever I want with you” (time skip sorry I’m not good with smut ) you came to mikealson mansion once again “ love you’ve come back” “ no I came to get my stuff back” Damon was behind you and klaus grade and the raven hair man Damon just smirked at him you can beck with a suitcase “ Damon can you get my other suitcases there upstairs please” “ sure sweetheart” “ what was that” “ what was what” “ you and him” “ ohh since you hooked up with Caroline I got Damon now and he is so much nicer and handsome too bye klaus “ Damon came back with the suitcases and loaded them in the trunk “ I love you “ Damon said “ I love you too Ana “ you both had a passionate kiss and drive back to the boarding house. ~THE END~

#damon salvatore #tvd #tvd klaus #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #damon x reader #Spotify

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maryjanelerman · 10 months

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✨💖SPIDERSONA💖✨

*It's "Parker" XD Sorry I notice now, too lazy to fix it XD.

Spiderman (and Batman XD) was the first superhero to enter my life when I was really very young. He has a special memory for me, above all because I saw the first cartoons and the first films with Toby at the cinema with Dad. I combined my love for pop art, and pastel colors and I was very inspired by Black Cat to create my MJ. Maria Jimena P. Parker Octavius. Adopted as an infant by Doc Ock and Ma'am, she grows up in Queens, becomes the Spider Woman of her own universe, the Avengers, and is a big talker. MJ is 30 when Miles arrives in the Spider-Verse, Strange is 42, and we like grumpy Daddy. I want to show you more of Mj, especially her relationship with Otto and Rosie (I love Alfred Molina in the movie, I can't help it), Tony Stark, and Strange. . PS. Imagine her and Pavitr chatting about how Americans spoil food names XD " They call it Pizza Calzone! But calzone is a type of pizza! You're saying pizza pizza!"

#spiderverse #spidersona #spiderverseoc #spiderwoman #spiderman #oc #marvel #sony #doctorstrange #docock #avengers #milesmorales #peterparker #miguelohara #pavitrprabhakar

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spooky-boi-writes · 1 year

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Make the Sound Feel Okay

Words: 1,328

Ships: Nico di Angelo / Will Solace, background Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase, Nico di Angelo & the Seven & Will Solace

TW: Sensory overload, Nico pulls his hair/ears in stress, slight The Sun and the Star spoilers

Summery: Nico was happy. Nico was having a good night. Nico was also close to tears for no apparent reason. Everything was just so loud. It was like he could hardly breathe. He kept breathing in but it felt way too shallow. The noise felt like it was stabbing into him, and every time someone used a fork on a plate he came closer to tears. His shirt wasn't sitting right on his shoulders, his ring felt weird, and his necklace was off center.

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Aka Nico has sensory overload at dinner and Will comforts him

Ao3

"When I tell you Estelle told me she liked Annabeth better TO MY FACE!" Percy exclaimed, talking with his hands more than eating. The seven plus Nico and Will decided to catch up at some restaurant and they were having more fun than they thought. It had been a while since they (plus Will) were all together and the chaos was dearly missed.

"I can't help I'm superior, Percy!" Annabeth poked him and took another bite of her calzone.

Nico was happy. Nico was having a good night. Nico was also close to tears for no apparent reason. Everything was just so loud. It was like he could hardly breathe. He kept breathing in but it felt way too shallow. The noise felt like it was stabbing into him, and every time someone used a fork on a plate he came closer to tears. His shirt wasn't sitting right on his shoulders, his ring felt weird, and his necklace was off center.

He took a bite of his Alfredo and tried to keep his hands from shaking. Was it always this loud and he never noticed? Why was it all suddenly so overwhelming? Everyone else was laughing. Why was it so hard to join them? He was tired and gods it's so fucking loud.

It took a half hour of being at the table with everyone before he suddenly stood, mumbled a "I need to go outside", and stumbled away. He walked on the sidewalk until he was next to the building and crouched down, pressing his head between his knees and shoving his hands over his ears. Outside was loud too, but there were less fun stories out there which made it more unbearable. People were talking just too loud and bugs made noise around him and the lights buzzed and the humidity made him want to peel off his skin. He pressed his hands harder to his ears and closed his eyes as tight as he could. When the seam in his socks pressed against his toes wrong he started crying .

He clung onto his ears and tried to ignore the tears streaming down his face. He wished he had his jacket, but it was summer and he didn't want people to ask why he had a jacket in summer even though it wasn't that warm and it was more for the layer it added and the comfort and the bit around the neck was a really nice texture and the pockets made him less stressed about leaving things behind and-

He reached into his pocket and held onto the coin Will gave him. He held it in his hand as he pressed it to his ear. It grounded him a little, but the tears and pain and loud didn't stop.

After a few minutes that felt more or less real, a figure appeared above him. With hesitation, Nico looked up to see Will crouched in front of him.

"Hey Neeks, what's wrong?" Will said softly. He scooted a little closer and grabbed Nico's hands from his head by the wrists.

"Please don't touch, right now." Nico sobbed. They'd spoken with each other and decided they were almost always allowed to touch the other basically whenever, but right now was a definite no for Nico.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?"

"Loud, Will it's so loud." Nico sobbed, clawing at his ears even harder.

"I'm gonna need you to take your hands from your head, you're hurting yourself baby. Do you want me to go get the headphones you left in the car?" Nico nodded and grabbed his shirt instead of his head. He fiddled with the coin and tried to keep his tears at bay.

After a few minutes Will returned. By the time he got back Nico had pressed his head onto his knees. When Will got there he just put the headphones in front of Nico, who pushed them onto his head without looking up. For a while they sat in silence, until Nico suddenly made a grab for Will's hand and held on tight.

"Do you wanna talk, love? The others are worried, too. I had to stop Hazel and Jason from getting a swat team in case you were a little sad." Nico giggled lightly and held Will's hand harder.

He hesitated, scared what he felt wasn't normal for a fifteen year old boy. He then remembered he'd been to superhell twice, went to a camp for half gods, and had a zombie chauffeur named Jules-Albert, so he decided to just say it. "I don't know what happened, really. I just got badly overwhelmed and wanted to take my skin off. Specifically the skin on my neck, for some reason. Everything was loud and everything hurt."

Will considered for a moment, looking adorable as he did so if you ask Nico, before making eye contact and asking "have you ever heard of sensory overload?"

Nico paused. "What?"

"That's what I thought. Sometimes, people with ADHD or autistic people intake more information from their senses or their brain can process, and the brain goes into fight or flight. I've had it, along with some other demigods I know, and what you just described seems like it could've been that." Nico stared intently at his coin as he listened to Will. "Do you think that could have been it?"

"Probably. You know more brain things than I do, so if that sounds right it probably is." Nico finally looked up and smiled, tears still clearly in his eyes. "Can I go back inside now? And bring the headphones with me?"

"You ain't got no reason to ask permission from me, dear. If you're ready to go inside, let's go." Will stood and helped Nico lift himself up.

As they approached their table Hazel and Percy whooped. The rest of the seven beamed at them while a few "you're back!"'s and "Heyyyy''s were said.

"All good, Neeks?" Jason asked as Nico and Will sat down.

"Yep. I just needed a break from you guys' obnoxious existence. You know how it is." Nico went back to his alfredo, expecting everyone to move on quickly and get distracted by another story.

"How much do you wanna bet this was all an elaborate lie so Nico and Will could make out outside?" Percy said, showing off the half chewed burger in his mouth.

"There are sisters with small ears present!" Hazel exclaimed, smacking Percy's head. Nico and Will were too busy choking to reply.

"Cough this reminds me of that one time Annabeth and Percy mysteriously disappeared one night in the Argo II and were found sleeping in the stables." Leo said, mouth also half full.

"I missed this story hold on-" Nico said, at the same time Percy said "Did you just say cough-"

Nico watched as Hazel nearly passed out due to Leo's recounting of the events. Annabeth and Frank were trying to defend it. Nico tried to hide his smile as he said "Percy's not saying much, is he?" and Percy jumped with a stutter.

"Well last time I tried to defend us everyone was more set on thinking we did something!"

"Because you're a bad liar or...?" Nico was really trying to keep his smile away now.

The dinner went on without catastrophe or pain. Well, unless you count watching Leo eating a desert bigger than his head painful, then it was agonizing. That night, when Will and Nico crawled into their bed in cabin thirteen, Nico huddled closely into Will. "Thank you for helping me."

"It wasn't any problem, darlin'. How was dinner despite that?" Will wrapped his arms around Nico loosely.

"Horrible. That wasn't real fettuccine alfredo."

Will giggled. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah! It was so sad, honestly. I need to take you to Italy so you can try actual food someday."

"I'd be happy to go. I'm sure your opinion is utterly unbiased, too."

"Hey!"

#solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #the sun and the star #percy jackson #solangelo fanfiction #tsats #tsats spoilers #the sun and the star spoilers

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