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netherzon · 8 months

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Was excited to read a book about spirituality this morning

The preface: there are two distinct types of human beings genetically, I elaborate in Ch 9

Me: .....*jumps to Ch 9, suspicious*

Ch 9: The ancient astronauts theories of civilization make sense for explaining how fucked up “Judeo-Christianity” is in its relationship to the natural world, and its a shame academia has disregarded them just because some non-intellectuals have argued in their favor poorly

Me: ._.

#I kept waiting for the psych #I kept waiting for the 'of course this isnt literal'#but it never came #bro cited SOURCES for the existence of the astronauts #they referenced some guy who's name starts with an S specifically #humans were created by a race of aliens to be slaves #the genetic diff part comes from the people who are genetically pure (ancient) and the people who reproduced with the astronauts I guess #(hybrids I guess)#its not very well explained #plot twist the astronauts visited tribal people too its just the tribal people were uninterested this time cause they had the planet figure #out already and were at peace #so yeah astronauts came from space just to be God to specifically Jews and Christians only #everyone else was fine #there was some subtle blood libel language in there too #and this explains why Jews and Christians can't bring themselves to care about the environment #and also how ancient people discovered metal smelting and copper #i don’t know if I trust the rest of this book now #it felt like an earnest belief of theirs and that feels kinda disqualifying imho #but my supervisor told me to read some of the books in their library so like #I hope she hasn’t read this one

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jaemified · 6 months

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TAKING ME HIGH (ANGEL)

“fuck. you really couldnt wait an hour?”

☆ pairing ; dior employee minghao x flight attendant fem reader

☆ genre ; smut (minors dni!!), porn w plot, est relationship

☆ warnings ; swearing, smoking, oral (m receiving)((giving head under the table)), handjob, haos mean, readers bratty, praise kink if ya squint, degrading, pet names (baby, pretty girl, angel, sweet girl, pretty baby, brat, slut), hair pulling

☆ wordcount ; 2.0k

☆ synopsis ; after being away from your boyfriend for almost a literal week thanks to your job, you want nothing more than him in every possible way. but when he finds himself picking his games over you, you come to a compromise; sneaking under the table while hes distracted.

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it wasnt like your boyfriend didnt spoil you.

i mean, you were pretty fucking spoiled considering he was one of diors top employees. he always made sure to bring you home a ‘small’ gift coming out of his bonus after a successful sale at work.

and by small, he means one of the most expensive perfumes or shoes he knows youd love.

of course you were grateful for the gifts and all, it wasnt like it was one sided seeing as you always brought him back some luxury brand when you took part in flights across the world BUT, all you really wanted was his attention.

youre his perfect angel, you both knew that. but no amount of gifts can satisfy how much you craved him and his touch after a long 7 days without him.

finally, you were coming home. not that you were really gone that long. but when you’re a flight attendant for 10 different 12 hour long flights, its without a doubt you’ll be tired beyond belief.

you were so excited to see minghao, wanting nothing more than to cuddle with him in your warm bed.

that was, until you called him at least.

you realized you wanted way more.

you facetimed minghao as you stepped into your taxi on the way to your apartment complex, plugging your earbuds into your phone.

“hi baby. im so excited to see you! im about a half hour away.”

“me too, i bet you did so good at work. i got a surprise waiting for you. where are you? driving?” he mumbled, seeming distracted.

“im in a taxi, ill put it on my card though. what are you up to? you sound distracted. could you turn on your cam for me?”

“huh? oh yeah no problem, sorry. i just- damn it! wonwoo, get mingyu! hes right behind you!” minghao shouted, startling you as his loud voice rang through your ears.

you sighed, of course hes playing games.

“is this better?” he asked with a sweet but slightly confused tone.

there he was, your boyfriend. you couldnt even believe he was yours. he wasnt even doing anything, just sitting there with his phone propped up as he yelled at his computer.

“y/n?”

“huh? oh sorry.. you look..”

“great? i know.” he chuckled.

great was an understatement. hes heavenly. with his black fitted tank top, his sunglasses resting on top of his black cap.

you pressed your thighs together at the way his muscles flexed whenever he gripped his mouse.

minghao glanced over at you, smirking lazily as he lit up a cigarette he pulled from his desk drawer.

“smoking again?”

“coulda smoked with you if you were already here.”

“im not a stoner like you. its occasional.”

“isnt today an occasion?”

“...”

you both kept it short, with you being the one to hang up seeing as you were in semi public and totally not because you were growing more and more horny seeing minghao in that stupid tank top.

you made sure to tip the driver before you had rushed to the entrance of the building, barely able to wait any longer to see minghao (amongst other things).

you opened your door to your shared bedroom, and there he was.

“hey baby, how was work?” he asked half minded as he barely turned to notice you.

“it was so damn tiring. missed you.” you mumbled, walking over to your boyfriend, wrapping your arms around his neck and leaving a peck on his cheek.

“yeah missed you too sweet girl. fuck- chan! oh my god, revive me or i swear i wont buy you food for the rest of the month.”

“i thought itd be us today?” you pouted.

“it is, angel. whatever you want pretty baby. just give me a few minutes yeah?”

and so you waited,

and waited.

and waited some more

it felt like an eternity had passed (it was barely over an hour) yet you were growing needier by the second watching the way his muscles flexed, and the way his voice sounded, or especially the way he’d groan and throw his head back whenever he lost.

‘id kill to see him like that while i was doing something else..’ you mumbled

until,

a lightbulb went off in your head

slowly, you made your way to minghaos desk, pecking his soft lips before crawling under the table to kneel in front of him.

“what are you doing angel?” he asked with a warning tone.

“nothing. dont mind me.” you hummed as you reached out to untie the drawstrings on his sweatpants.

“y/n- god. just keep it down wont you?” he whispered looking down at you, then back at his computer screen as he saw a new game was starting.

you smiled to yourself knowing you were getting what you wanted, for the most part.

you pulled down his sweatpants, pressing a kiss on minghaos inner thigh, mumbling a ‘thank you’ as he lifted up his hips to make it easier for you remove the grey piece of clothing.

you kissed up from his knee, all the way up to his bulge before rubbing your thumb over his clothed tip, where a wet patch began to grow.

minghao brought one hand down to your head, gripping your hair. “stop teasing and just take it out already.” he muttered as he brought your face closer to him.

“i thought it was anything i wanted?” you mocked.

he only rolled his eyes and released his grip on your hair to return back to his keyboard.

you pull down his boxers, sighing in contentment as a drop of precum hits your cheek.

slowly, you wrap your lips around his tip, swirling your tongue around and swallowing what leaked out his slit.

you focused most of your attention on his tip knowing how sensitive he was before going down and taking as much as you could, feeling him deep in your throat.

minghao bit back a choked moan, you were able to feel how his body stiffened up.

“what? yeah im good. i just slammed my hand on my desk.” he brushed it off to his friends.

then, you noticed how hard he was trying to not get caught when you were hardly doing anything. so you wanted to try something — see how far you could go before he snaps.

you bob your head up and down his length, running your hand wherever your mouth couldnt reach.

seeing how he wasnt reacting as much anymore, you slowly pull off his dick. that was, up until you felt your boyfriends tight grip on your hair, moving you the way he wants you.

he held your head still as he fucked up into your mouth, letting out occasional low whimpers.

“hao- seriously, you seem so distracted like we might as well just kick you out the party.” mingyu joked.

“shut up gyu you arent even on our team.”

noticing the conversation between him and his friends, you thought youd stop for a few seconds just to take a breather, before he grips your hair harshly to keep you still, chuckling at how tears formed in the corners of your eyes when he started to thrust his hips up harder against the back of your throat.

“hes kinda right though, you keep dying twice every other round and spend most of your time just standing in the corner.” wonwoo spoke up before everyone else in the team muttered in agreement.

“whatever. im muting, hold on.”

he typed something into his keyboard before removing his headset, and looking down at you.

he stops his movements and releases your hair when you look up at him, his hard dick still resting in your warm mouth.

“what are we gonna do with you, huh sweet angel?”

you whined, rubbing your thighs together before pulling off him and replacing your movements with your hand, stroking him softly, giving him a squeeze.

“god- youre such a fucking brat.” he groaned as you sped up your pace. “fuck- you really couldnt wait an hour?”

“cant. missed you too much. need you so, so badly..” you moaned as you watched the amount of precum leaking from his tip, lowering your head to lick it up.

“yeah? youre an impatient slut huh? couldnt wait for my cock? is that it?” he scoffed.

minghao takes one more puff of the joint he lit earlier before putting it out and throwing away the bud, blowing the smoke up towards the ceiling.

he puts his hand over yours, stopping your wrist before whispering in your ear,

“if you dont make me cum in 5 minutes, youre not cumming at all.”

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quinnkasih · 1 year

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Kitty Cat

chapter 3 - "the internet cafe's loyal customers"

cat!scara x collegestudent!fem!reader

SYNOPSIS

You are just an ordinary college student, having friends, hard projects and surviving on a low budget. Every week, or saturday to be specific, you would come by your favorite cafe in town, Fatui Cat Cafe. It is such a calming and lively place for you after a busy week as a student. In the cafe, there's one cat that despises everyone, except you.

A/N :

i add a little change to the story. Before, it was Teyvat's Cat Cafe. But I changed it into Fatui's Cat Cafe, due to some stuff. Who knows? Maybe you'll know the story if you match it with the harbingers' actual lore..~

MASTERLIST - previous | next

It was dark outside. All shops were closed, some of the are still open. But only a few. The scenery was lonely. Lonely streets were lighted by street lights that light up during the night time.

Next to Fatui Cat Cafe was a dark alleyway, they throw out their garbage and leftovers there.

It was quiet, too quiet. Until there was the sound of a door opening from the dark alleyway.

There was a male coming outside the door. He looked fishy, wearing a cap and is hooded with a black hoodie and is wearing jeans. He has indigo colored hair.

He was busy fixing his attire. When he was about to leave, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Hey comrade! What are you doing outside at such a late time?" Taunted a guy with ginger colored hair.

"Back off, dont call me that. And dont be so stupid, you know what im outside for" Said the hooded man coldly, not bother turning to look at him.

"Hmm? Let me guess..~"

"It's neither you going to the internet cafe you usually go to or the 24 hour convenient store" Guessed the guy.

"What? Who told you about this?" Asked the hooded man furiously, turning to look the other man.

"Ahaha! Dont act all surprised Scara, everyone literally knows you leave the cafe every night. Signora saw you walking out of the door" Explained the ginger man, giggling.

Scara just glared at Childe harshly, not answering.

"So? What brings you here then?" Asked Scara again, hands crossed against his chest.

"Hm? Whats wrong with me being outside? I mean, you are even outside yourself" Childe answered and scoffed.

Scara just answered with a "ok" and started to leave him.

"H-hey!! Wait for me!!" Childe shouted from afar as he ran towards Scara.

...

They stopped by an internet cafe, it was usually crowded. But since it was midnight, of course it isnt.

"Its up to you whether you want to rent or not. Also, Im not paying your bill." Scara exclaimed, opening the door.

"Huh??! What do you mean?? I thought you are paying me?? How do even have money??!" Childe asked, surprised.

"I stole it from the cashier" Scara confessed, not feeling any guilty of doing it.

"Hey! You stole it?! I'll report you to master Tsaritsa!!" Childe warned.

"Pfft why should I care? Go on and report it to her, I really dont care. And also, you sound stupid calling her master Tsaritsa." Scara mentioned as he payed for the billing, 1 hour.

As Scara was heading towards the computer he always used, Childe kept on complaining.

...

"Hufff, what do you even need to rent a computer anyways?" Childe sighed and stretched in his seat.

Scara did not answered anything. He countinued on to type on the keyboard for something. On his screen, showed a search bar. He was searching his own name, his intend was to know his reputation on the internet.

The loading took awhile, but it had finished anyways. He clicked his own hashtag, #scaracat.

The very first post on the top, which is the most popular and recently post, was a video. He hovered the cursor to the play button and clicked.

The video started, it was a video of a girl crouching to a black purple-ish cat, she is stroking the cat slowly. The place was familiar, it was the Fatui Cat Cafe.

After a moment of watching he finally realised its him, in his cat form.

He was surprised. Since when did he started to be gentle to someone? Why is he so calm and enjoying the girls touch in the video?

At the end of the video, he woke up suddenly and bit the girl's hand that was stroking him and the video was cutted off.

"Oohh, thats the video from yesterday's feeding with customers event" Childe commented as he saw the screen.

He remembered again the warmth and affection he received in his sleep yesterday afternoon. He thought it was just him feeling things. Well, it sure isnt him.

He scrolled down to the comments and checked, it was all positive comments.

The comments were just dry, like "aww cute!! 🥰🥰🥰😍" or "aww🥺🥺". He expected to meet a comment or two like, "man wish that was me" or "hey women move‼️‼️ my turn❗" or basically just simp comments. But who would simp for a cat??

He still expects like a comment like so, he countinued to scroll down the comments.

He the came across a comment, saying "the girl in the video is @/y/nn". He clicked the tagged user and the page loaded.

Childe on the other hand who was watching the same thing as Scara, is very interested in this girl.

@/y/nn is actually just a normal typical girl who does dance videos or vlogged her day with her friends, nothing special.

Her latest video has many views than her usually views on other videos, maybe because she recently got famous due to being one of the persons to calm him.

The video that got most views was a video of her dancing the newest trend, Casey dance. She isnt like most girls that really showed off their curves with the dance, she still kept her image well and kept her curves covered with baggy and oversized clothing despite the slight explicit dance.

(For those of you who dont know the dance, here's the video)

"Mannn, y/n is pretty~" Teased Childe beside Scara.

Scara only kept on looking on the screen with a slight blush on his cheeks. His cat ears which are hidden and blocked by his cap and hood were twitching to rise up, a sign of him being flustered. His tail was also itching to wag a little.

Childe only looked at him with a smug smile plastered on his face.

...

Eventually their rent time for the computer has ended so they left.

Childe insisted on buying some snack or stuff at the 24 hour convenient store with some money he found on the computer desk he was sitting on, Scara agreed.

TAGLIST

@dee-zbignuts @cr4ftingtable @lxry-chxn @cherricoladrink @scrmgf @ember-is-clueless @butterandbeans @lilias-spouse @wisteriaflowersss @sukunasin @nemesis1ofdark @crinklypink @louise-rosita-leroux @thetwinkims @koi-chairowo @grimreapersscythe @eimuros @kaoyamamegami @meowlumi @crazypriestess @g0re-h0und @ssilentblackyt @blurr3db3rry @blvdmrcnry @toriiee @lycheemouse @valiryyz @nejibot @pheebbbs @lovely-scaramouchie

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minimumwagecola · 7 days

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tobecontinued.

#cw longpost #cw tadc #cw the amazing digital circus

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sunbunzie · 9 months

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Hot Take: Hero would not forgive Sunny and Basil. (MAJOR SPOILERS!)

Last warning for spoilers :3 Also longevity warning. This thing is 1118 words total. lmao. Also if you’re expierencing thoughts about suicide, please reach out. (TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide, A POV of depression, Omori stuff man this game makes me want to sob) The truth about Mari is that Mari didn’t take her own life- Sunny pushed her down the stairs accidentally. Witnessing this, a panicked Basil decides to “help” Sunny by framing Mari’s death as suicide, hanging our dearest Mari on a tree bu a jumprope, making everyone believe she committed suicide.

Little, innocent Aubrey thought she committed suicide. Our rau of sunshine Kel thought she committed suicide. And Mari’s dear lover, our Hero, thought she committed suicide.

Lets talk about Hero’s grief for a bit.

-HEROS GRIEF-

As stated by KEL in the game, Hero refused to get out of bed, go to school, eat, and other important things because of Mari’s death. This lasted for about a year.

Kel then continues on to say that he tried to get Hero out of bed one day, saying how everyone misses him and such. Hero responds negatively to this, still stuck in a abyss of depression. The more Kel tried to encourage him, the more and more upset Hero gets, until the point where he snaps at his on brother.

“He suddenly got up and started screaming and yelling at me about a bunch of stuff. Some of it eas pretty hurtful too..”

-KEL

We all know, under any other circumstance, Hero would never say anything mean or hurtful to Kel. Even sibling-to-sibling “bullying” doesn’t apply to these two. They care for each other enough to never say anything mean.

But under this circumstance, Mari is gone. Hero loved Mari. And now she was gone. But Hero was still alive. (/ref lmao.) He became so overcome with grief and sadness that he just unpiled it onto young Kel, who was only trying to help. Luckily, after their parents be literal bitches and ignore Kel crying and comfort Hero, Hero comes to his senses and apologizes to Kel over and over. Hero seems to get better after this.

“Eventually, mom and mom ran to our room and rushed over to hug him to calm him down.

-(cut part because this isnt a kel analysis post. sorry buddy you gotta wait your turn)

“I think that’s when HERO got his senses back, because he ran to me and hugged me right away.

“Just kept apologizing over and over..

”But.. at least HERO got a lot better after that. He started taking care of himself again..”

BUT OF COURSE we know he really didn’t get better. When Hero joins your party, at first he doesn’t want to go to Mari’s grave. Whenever Sunny tried to go there, Hero stops him by saying he isn’t ready yet.

When we do get there however, its then revealed that Hero never realky visited Mari’s grave. Probably because it hurt to think about her. Every day, every waking moment he was reminded of her, and he couldn’t stop her from leaving him. Four yeare, four years he blamed himself for Mari’s suicide, thinking and forcing himself to believe that it was all his fault because he didn’t see the signs to stop her from leaving…

Except there were no signs.

Mari never chose to leave them.

She never chose to take her life.

She didnt take her own life.

Instead, the one who took her life..

Was her brother, Sunny.

-THE TRUTH-

While we have absolutely no idea what happens after the good ending/any of the endings (well we know Sunny moved and left Basil to pick up the scraps 💀 we’ll save that for another post), since this fandom is so goddamn immersed we do have enough to make a theory about each friend.

A lot of people say they would all forgive Sunny and Basil eventually, but I think the case is different with Hero. Which is probably what you’re here for actually, so let’s just set the claim:

Hero will NOT be able to forgive Sunny and Basil, and he might never be able to forgive them.

This is because of Hero’s Grief.

Imagine that you loved someone dearly (could be platonic for all you aromantic besties) and they committed suicide.

Imagine you spent four years blaming yourself, grieving, asking yourself “why” every single day, because there was nothinf you could do to stop them, you didnt see the signs, you thought everything was fine with them, but you were wrong, and you failed them. You’d call yourself the worst lover/best friend to ever exist, beating yourself into a mindset that they never loved you, or if they did, they didnt love you enough to stick around, and that impacted your life so badly that you almost starved yourself and starting saying mean things to your family/those who are trying to help.

Now imagine that..

And then crumple it up and throw it away.

Everything was a lie. You thought they killed themselves, but in the end someone else was responsible for their death. Someone else took their life. Someone else made you believe that they hung themselves and that you failed and that you’re a failure and that you don’t deserve to live while they’re gone.

Sure, the whole thing was an acccident, but either way that grief was all for NOTHING. Ever bad thought, every remark, every meal skipped, every day spent in bed was a waste. You never had anything to blame yourself for. It was never your fault. And the two people reponsible had hidden it for four years.

Hell, screw what I said before about it beibg an accident. The pushing was accidental, but the hanging wasnt. Of course, Basil was a scared kid, but why wasnt the ambulance the first thing in mind? Why did they frame her? Why did Sunny let him do it?

Some people argue that Hero forgave Aubrey for pushing Basil in the lake, but that was different. Yes, they were both impulses of anger, but Basil had time to survive. People were there. You can get water out of people’s lungs. You can’t fix a broken neck.

And also, Aubrey had more witnesses. She wouldn’t have been able to frame it as anything, because the whole town would probably know about it within a few days (Gossiptown fr💀). If Basil died in the lake, there wouldn’t have been a hidden truth. There wouldnt have been lies. No four years of thinking Basil drowned himself. Because they already knew.

Now I’d suspect if Basil did actually die, the forgiveness wouldnt be so quick. (Someone better make a fanfic of that scenario /nf)

AND SO THE TL;DR IS: Hero would not forgive Sunny and Basil, because what it did to him was too mentally draining, and the lies were too much. No matter how much he would think about how it affected them, he would only ever be able to think about his grief and the consequences.

Again, this is my personal theory, but feel free to peacefully argue with me! Or give more details :0

Thanks for reading all of this, if you did! If y’all want to suggest things for me to analyze just use the asks thingy :3 or get me to talk about headcannons. I love headcannons.

#omori #omori game #hero omori #the truth omori #it took me three tries to post this #omori analysis #listening to stay soft by mitski hehe #i kin hero so badly omg #my phones about to die i spent a lot of time writing this #tumblr deleted my original intro so i had to rewrite it. sorry if it’s awkward.

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writings-ofthe-heart · 4 months

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JUST FINISHED BES, GOING CRAZY JUMPING ON THE WALLS‼️‼️‼️‼️

I'll post my thoughts on it here ummm its gonna be very long sorr🤦🏽‍♀️

HUGE BES SPOILERS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Ok first of all can we talk about the ART???? THE STYLE?????? OH MY GOODNESS ITS SO BEAUTIFUL IT REALLY REMINDS ME OF THE OLD JAPANESE ART AND COMIC BOOK STYLE TOGETHER?!! i love the uprising of stylized animation its so nice and good

ok second, THE CHARACTERS?? I love how they really kept everything consistent, taigena character development is 🥰🤌 mwah beautiful, akemi i lub her badass attitude honestly its rlly good at showing every part of japan in the edo period the brutal honesty of how women lived back then is amazing, omg speaking about akemi, madame kaji and her girls‼️‼️ so lovely i hope we see them in season 2 omg the purple girl when she got fucking killed i was so sad omfg my poor girl dude honestly and pf course imma make one big paragraph abit Mizu

ok mizu i think omfg omfg let me just say SHE'S LITERALLY THE MAN LIKE MIZU THE WOMAN YOU ARE😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 i could not get enough of her, her voice??? her face??? her personality??? flawless😍🥰 the character development is precious omfg the way she was such a cold stone killer in the first episode and you could see her heart thawing while still keeping that revenge and anger alive??? AMAZING omfg props to the writers because they did so well. i really cant wait to see more about her backstory, ESPECIALLY ALL THE PLOT TWISTS IN THE LAST EPISODE???? WDYM HER MOM ISNT HER MOM???????? also im so curious about Violet? cuz she killed him but... honestly.... i saw someone theorize that it was her mom that was white and not her dad because in my head it makes sense i dont think the white father would be so hateful for mizu?? if the white parent was the mom then it makes sense for the dad to be ashamed of her,,,,,,, maybe its just me and violet is a man not a woman, idk i cant wait to see what happens in that storyline

the animation is so smooth its so satisfying and the colors??? the backgrounds of each frame is so detailed and wonderful???? oh mt goodness if i could pause it every frame juat to admire the art (and mizu) i would 100% god omfg

I just cant wait for season 2

ALSO THE LAST SCENE WHERE MIZU JUST WENT??? TO LONDON?? NOW EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S DEAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she looked soooooo good tho so I'm not complaining....

also there's def gonna be a triangle between taigen , takoyashi and akemi bro, like theres no way there wont be

tbh.... im kinda #teamtako because he's a cutie... maybe ill write for him.... idk Hes so cutie patootie like his little stammer is 🤌 u dont see it often and he's royaalty? great character designs

ringo i love you my favorite boy i hope he will be well

ok thats all

#bes mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #nelly--speaks #writers on tumblr #blue eye samurai #ringo blue eye samurai #bes ringo #taigen #taigen bes #akemi blue eye samurai #akemi bes

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lexa-griffins · 8 months

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Omega Lexa works in a sex shop and provides extra services for the customers via a glory hole. Her identity is kept secret for her protection. Alpha Clarke is one of her usual clients. Clarke accidentally knots Lexa through the glory hole so they're tied together waiting for Clarke's knot to deflate

The.... visual of them then tied together through the glory is... too much. Is porncom a genre? Because that is exactly what this is ajskdkdnd

Lexa knows Clarke, she's seen her walk around the store. She's bought a few things here and there, some she assumes are for partners and not herself but Lexa has learned to not judge a book by its cover.

She visits the glory hole a few times a month. Lexa likes her. She's easy to make cum, she's always polite with her even when she can't see her. Overall, a joy of a client and of an alpha.

Lexa has had a rough week and Clarke feels good inside of her. So fucking good. She's exactly what Lexa needed to make her forget the shitty week she had, from being yelled at by an alpha after so much as implying the dildo he was buying was for him and the beta she had to comfort as she cried about the omega she cant seem to keep as he keeps running back to his ex so she thought a funner toy could help.

Clarke is good at making her forget theres a wall between them. A literal one. She stays out most of the time and lets Lexa do her job o nstead of trying to be the big dominant alpha.

Maybe if Clarke had been more in control she would have been able to realize how close Lexa was to take her and she would have been able to pull out before. Lexa is so lost in how good the stretch feels she only realizes shestaking the knot when she's past the point of no return.

"Oh my god." Its really the only thing Lexa can say as Clarke fully enters her and groans, cumming inside of her.

Fuck doesnt quite cut it.

"I- Im stuck."

Yeah, no shit, smartest alpha on earth.

"We're stuck."

"I should have pulled out, Im sorry."

"I was the one in control, I should have realized it, its my fault."

Silence.

"Are you comfortable like that?"

No, "I guess. Its not like there much we can do anyways." She's bent over and her legs are a ldittle shaky but luckily the stall is small enough she can hold herself up.

"Im sorry."

"Youve said that already."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry."

Lexa snorts with humor, making her body shake and a small moan to leave them both.

"How long do you usually take to go down?"

"Half an hour, one hour? Depends. My rut isnt close so it should be more on the higher end."

"Great."

"Im s-"

"Clarke if you say sorry i will punch you once i get to see your face."

"Hey i- wait how do yoh know my name?"

"Hmmm....."

"Wait, your voice.... oh my god are toh Lexa, the front desk girl?"

Lexa winces, "Hi."

Clarke's breathing seems to get slightly faster on the other side of the wall, "are you doing okay over there?"

"Yeah, yeah." A laugh.

"Whats so funny?"

"Ive had a crush on you for ages now. I had no idea it was you on that side."

"What?"

"I havent had a partner in ages. Ive been accumulating sex toys i dont even use at my house for months just to come here and see you. Oh shit that sounds really fucking creepy when i say it out loud doesnt it?"

"A little. But sweet. In a slightly creepy way."

"Oh my god this day could be going better."

"I've had worst ones this week."

"Really?"

"Yeah. But i doubt you eanna hear about it."

"Oh believe me I have nothing but time."

Its about forty minutes before they can get free. Lexa gasps at the amount of cum that leaves her before she sees a small towel being offered to her from the top of the stall door, the watch on the wrist a clear indication its Clarke.

"Sorry, i know its usually hm, a lot."

"Its alright. Idn another circumstances id probably be delighted its so much."

"Im gonna leave the at the counter and go. With extra of course."

"Oh, okay."

There's a throat clearing from the other side of the door, "Bye Lexa. For all its worth, there is no one else id rather be stuck like that with."

Lexa stops cleaning herself to stare at the closed door. She snorts again.

"I really need to stop sounding creepy dont I?"

"Yes. But it had its charm-"

"Im a creepy way." They say in unison before laughing.

"Bye Lexa."

"See ya Clarke."

Lexa listens for the bathroom door to close with a little hesitation.

By the time she's presentable, Clarke is gone and the store is empty. The money sits on the counter with an added 50$ for the whole mess. As Lexa collects the money she finds a paper with a phone number.

"I swear im less creepy face to face. X Clarke"

#letter opened #wanheda's dagger #snsksmdksmdod clarke bby you tried #this would be the plot for a racy comedy in an abo universe sjsnzzkndod

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wizisbored · 2 years

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uhh absolutely rad new au, very messed up in the worst ways/pos

kay so questions uhhh whats it like for lydia besides just "shitty"

has anyone, like say tina or any ghost with common sense, go hey wait no that's illegal and tried to rescue lydia?

hell yea fucked up shit! love fucking shit up. once again this au is staying behind its warnings

content warnings: kidnapping, dehumanisation, lotta blood, exploitation, all this is happening to a teenager

it is pretty shitty, yeah! shes living wherever it is beetlejuice keeps all of his human junk, maybe some sort of hellish self storage place i havent decided, but shes kept in amongst all his crap. most of the time her wrists and/or ankles are bound and are usually tethered to her bed, which is somewhere between a gym mat and a dog bed and just a little too small. on top of how battered and worn it is already beetlejuice cuts holes in it to tie ropes and it ends up pretty bloodstained. it is not comfy. he leaves a cup of water and a food bowl next to her but shes fed more on an 'every so often' basis than regular intervals and she sometimes has to remind him when she hasnt been fed in a while. whenever she gets the chance (which is rare) lydia digs herself fresh clothes out of beetlejuice's human junk stash - well i say fresh, nothings really fresh in there, but theyre marginally clearner and she has to take what she can get.

and then, of course theres the bleeds. the first few times he just cuts her hands or arms and holds the wound out over a jar for a while. it hurts a lot, he cuts her deep and then pulls on the skin to keep the wound open, and tells her off for complaining because holding her still for that long is already tedious without her whining. he almost kills her the first time, ignores her telling him hes taking too much when she starts getting dizzy and only realises he needs to stop when she goes limp and unresponsive. eventually he puts the tubing and valve wheels in her arms instead, and even though it stops the bleeds from hurting she hates it. even more than before it just feels like shes been reduced to 'thing that makes blood'. beetlejuice doesnt have a lot of self restraint and so the bleeds are never small, more often than not she ends up lightheaded and weak and is just left to recover alone. he generally just guesses when shes strong enough to be bled again and ignores her when she tells him she isnt, so shes in a perpetual state of being bled and weakened, having to just lie there and recover, and then just when shes beggining to feel better beetlejuice is hooking bottles up to her arms again. and then theres the occasional premature or overlong bleed that makes her think its going to be the one to finish her off.

shes fucking mad about this, of course. not just that hes bleeding her but that hes profiting off it, and sometimes shell try to smash or spill the bottles or yank the tube out of the valve on her arm. if she cant actually turn the valve wheel pulling the tube out wont stop her bleeding, but at least he cant sell the blood when its just soaking into her matress. that pisses him off, of course, and only leads to more bleeding and poor treatment, but shes determined to fight back.

when shes strong enough - and sometimes when she isnt - beetlejuice takes her to sell junk and blood on the black market (which is a literal market). partially so he can keep an eye on her, partially for advertising. only tiny little upside is that he tasks her with finding something marginally presentable to wear in amongst the stash of human stuff, and though the dress he kidnapped her in is bloodied she manages to find a nice black dress shirt she likes. she does not like being at the market though. shes treated like some sort of exotic beast, people keep staring. shes had to snap at people that this is not a petting zoo. beetlejuice then offered to let them poke her with a stick for a small fee. a few people have even asked if shes for sale, and they were told to get their own breather. she continues her campaign to reduce beetlejuice's profits while at the market, calling him out on lies and knocking things over. if she smashes blood bottles hell often bleed her right then and there to replace it. sometimes he offers to draw customers fresh vials on the spot. she has to be carried home sometimes.

and that leads into your second question. in this au, the maitlands are in the netherworld, but since theyre still recently deceased theyre not very familiar with the culture. somehow they stumble onto the black market and think 'aw a market how interesting!! this will be nice to explore :)'. and then, as they are beginning to realise that they may have misjudged the tone of this event, they come across this pale, clamy kid tied to one of the stalls. the demon with her waves away their questions with 'its fine i have a breather permit' (the permit is fake) and asks if they want a free sample while screwing a small vial into the valve sticking out of the kid's arm. they do not want a free sample. they are horrified. but they dont know what they can do for this poor girl.

#snake oil au #as you can probably tell. many thoughts head full

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yeehawgeek · 24 days

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liveblogging my reaction to s3 e10 and 11

im just doing one post for today bc im lazy

from e10’s description i seemed to have been right about who’s having the crisis

ok onto the episode

where is that

force sensitive baby

cad bane is going to be here aint he

oh ok we’re on tantiss now

she’s gonna see the project and be like “wtf im out”

the specimens are gonna be like force sensitive kids ain’t it

bingo

ok so omega isn’t force sensitive, she can just replicate midichlorians

these poor babies aren’t allowed to have names are they

this really is some fucking nazi ass shit

broccoli over there is planning an escape aint he

cad bane?

CAD BANE!

leave baby master shifu alone

emiere is trying so hard to not interact with these kids personally

poor broccoli kid

these are fucking children

they just stunned him, he’ll be fine

it’d be so funny if that kid just pulled a padme and died bc he didn’t wanna live anymore

not actually funny but like fucked up yk

“theyre children. like i was. was your plan to discard them too?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIRLIE

i can’t stand the way nala se talks

ominous motherfucker damn

she’s gonna be like “oh my god that’s a literal fucking toddler this is insane”

is that cx-2

CID? PHEE? OH FUCK OH GOD

omega infected her with morals didnt she

“he just wanted to go home. we all want to go home” the empire is like evil evil

SHE KEPT STRAW LULA????

what happened to “no personal items”

ok that was the end of episode 10, onto 11

i see cx-2 in the thumbnail

PHEEEEEEEE YAYYYYYYY

i really hope that cx-2 isn’t tech god

is he just gonna steal her ship

omg she has a full on sword

my second favorite pirate in star wars

oh wait pabu is totally fucked isn’t it

“i broke the encryption” now im convinced that he’s tech

MY HUSBAND HES BACK

i love wrecker

aww the locals living on batcher is so cute

NOT TECHS GOGGLES OH MY GOD

AND LULA??????

do they have friendship necklaces bc if so that’s adorable

is that the ventress cave

he’s gonna blow up the marauder isn’t he

NO THE MARAUDER

wrecker better be ok or i’m hunting jennifer corbett down

BABY CLONES

i hope we get a cx-2 reveal this ep

i dont think stealing a ship is gonna go well tbh

who says “domicile”

get their asses batcher

ok hunter is assassins creeding it

hunters not gonna die like this

of course omega is going to sacrifice herself

they have another way to track her

NO THE TRACKER MISSED

omegas gonna pull some force bullshit before the series ends isnt she

#tbb #tbb spoilers

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sqqsfeet · 7 months

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why would my best friend of 7 years not wish me a happy birthday

idk it might sound a bit petty saying this but tbh even if they forgot then it would be fine, but theyve seen my story (like the usual type of stuff) and i just want to know why. its not like i do anything extraordinary on my bday, usually id just treat it as any other day with the exception of just talking to slightly more people including that friend. either way, 3 years ago it was when i had to move away and although we slightly parted, we kept close contact still.

we had a conversation and stuff about a week ago literally aswell although it was just along the lines of me asking when they can come over to mine etc, but they replied with the same "my mum isnt doing too well financially" which i understand but it was the same thing for 2 years now and i even offered to pay this time and stuff (its about 10 quid for a bus to here) but they said that they anyway probably cant come - also smth to note is that they never actually ask their mum about it. idk it may be just that they arent as keen as i am but idk i cant help but feel sad about it.

i suppose a factor of this could be my ex, which tbh was a little messy now looking at it bc she took it in another way that i couldnt control and kept altering the truth and atp slandering me to my friends, like by saying i broke up with her on our anniversary (it was a month before) and that i was forcing her into a corner (i always was hesitant on asking her about doing stuff with me bc i knew about her personality being that way, so i literally asked 10 times about it and she still says i forced her to it :/). either way in short i broke up with her bc i really wasnt doing well mentally and i questioned a lot on my identity (im aromantic i figured now), which actually made sense why i didnt exactly feel like i was actually in a relationship ig?? it felt unfair to bind her to this for no reason and to burden her with the effects of what i was going through (and tbf i had a feeling that at that point she was just waiting for me to break up just so that she could blame it all on me) so i took upon that role. although it was a little sad at first that she in fact chose to block me everywhere (even turns out that on games like idv which i havent played for months too 💀) and not even try really going with it further, i think maybe it was for the better as i did feel better without the burden of a relationship and knowing that i potentially could be making someone worse just because i feel worse, until of course i realise that the friend (who i spoke about in the beginning) starts hanging out with my ex more and kinda distancing themselves from me, which kinda leaves me to the assumption of my ex slandering me :/

#why

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notgivinitupagain · 10 months

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ok honestly can anyone explain why cis/het men that come into my job (record store) and insist on being as inappropriate with me as they'd be at a fucking bar on a saturday night? leaning over the counter, asking who i'm dating, asking for fistbumps, continuing to talk my ear off when i am not even answering or looking at them/physically moving away from them. one guy asked me to come to his church repeatedly until i interrupted him to tell him a survivor of a cult-like evangelical church--to which he continued to invite me and ask if he could pray for me to which i had to be even more unpleasant and firm and tell him it is upsetting and triggering and deeply uncomfortable for him to be saying this to me. he stopped and then goes "but can i just say one thing" and i had to be like "absolutely not." like isnt there a little voice in there heads that says something like "hm this person is Uncomfortable. i should Stop" at what point does it become a game of chicken for them? are they waiting for me to scream? give in? get violent? kick them out???? god. the other day a man snuck into our private kitchenette in the back of the store and HID THERE from me until i found him. standing there, staring at me, silently, IN THE DARK. and as i start my HRT i'm just even more upset and scared at how these specific types of cis/het men will treat me. I had one guy ask me "what's on your birth certificate" after he asked for my name and then proceeded to have a 10 minute argument with me over my "gen z bullshit". it wasn't even really an argument it was just me telling him he was being rude and invasive while he just kept pressing for my "real name" while literally mocking me. didn't stop until my (cis/het) male boss came in and told him to leave me alone. he lurked in the store for OVER AN HOUR to wait to "apologize" to me when all the other customers were gone--because yeah of course he mocked me in front of god and everyone! why wouldn't he. why wouldn't anyone stop him. why would he do that at all.

#sorry for the #long post #i am just so beyond sick and tired of people acting like this #and then also acting like sexism/perceived sex-based violence/harassment isnt a thing #like the shit that has been said to my face during daylight hours in public at my job in front of multiple people makes me sick #sexism #ask to tag #rant

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jittyjames · 1 year

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OKAY I HAVE A TON, YOURE WELCOME

I JUST LIKE SEEING HOW DIFFERENT MY WRITING PROCESS IS LOL-

✨🌈🌿💝🤍💥🧿💌

AHHH I LOVE THE TON OMG OK SO

✨ invisible string. invisible string a million times. i have so many scenes written for that fic that i absolutely adore, but i think the prologue was really weak and didn't represent what the story really was. more than anything i would like to revive that fic and post it, because it's my only modern multichap fic. i'll go back and reread the scenes i wrote for it and really want to share them. i miss her so much.

🌈 (you mean beside the anon fics i've posted in an embarrasing fandom that will never see the light of day?? lol jk)) in all honesty, i worked really hard on bastard, orphan from my whumptober collection. it might not seem like it bc it's kind of short and lost within that fic, but i kept rewriting it and rewriting it. i literally spent an entire day working on it and doing nothing else. i'm not sure if it was the subject matter or a specific scene, but that fic took a lot. the ending washingdad scene is still one of my favorite things i've written.

🌿 creating is literally my life source tbh. if i'm not actually writing, i'm plotting things out in my head. i wish i could spend the rest of my life just creating stories. that's the dream. for me creating is the best feeling in the world. to be in control of a world, and know how everything is going to end is amazing.

🤍 i actually don't think i have one of these!! my readers are literally amazing!!

💥 all alone, watch him run. this one was really sad (which is always something nice) and i actually really liked the plot of this one (bc it was suggested by a lovely anon of course!) i love how i was able to rewrite a scene and it still feel new!!

🧿 i must admit, it can be extremely frustrating to write something you're really proud of, and be excited to post it for it to only flop and have no one even read it, so sometimes i have to remind myself the algorithim isnt always on my side. sometimes the tags or the description don't click with people. sometimes the time isn't right for that particular fic. in the end, it only matters if you like it. i just have to keep reminding myself of that, and keep the fic up. at some point, someone might come across the fic and love it. someone might love it already and they're just on a guest account. you never truly know how your work reaches people. it's not always about the numbers. you just gotta repeat the mantra until you believe it.

💌 oh i have so much planned for this coming year. it might be off to a rough start posting wise, but we'll get back into the swing of things. what i'm really excited about is the exspansive genres i'm working on. like we're out here writing challenging, fresh things. i can't wait for y'all to see. (as for the means to go on readers, a little secret i can share with you that has me excited is that none of you are going to be okay. it's taking a while to write, but there's so much angst packed into these last few chapters.)

#fanfiction things #writing things #author asks

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blole-hack · 2 years

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its so ironic how someone telling me to go outside (and essentially touch grass) and how I should just mAke FRieNDS because they thought I was aplatonic... and making not wanting my friends a part of my personality or something (shit. that's... IM NOT EVEN APLATONIC. I WASNT DOING THAT. AND LIKE?? YEAH?? ISNT IT A PART OF ALLOPLATONIC PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES TO BE PLATONIC?? WHY IS THE INVERSE CRAZY TO YOU??)

THAT GUY'S SHIT actually ended up preventing me from actually doing shit related to my outside life... like... fuck... why did I bother explaining to that guy??????? its not my fault they have poor reading comprehension...

My friends were waiting for responses for me but I ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck dude.... yes I wanted to be civilized but im fucking tired let me be a douchebag... I already told them I wanted to call it a day but they kept pushing... Its hard for me to just stop talking UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY did i forget my right to just not respond.???? WHYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I got tunnel vision-d so hard.

LIKE OK WE HAD A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION BUT IM GENUINELY REACHING AUTISTIC BURNOUT LEVELS IM ANGRY RN

And of course I'm pissed because THE ANSWERS. WERE RIGHT THERE. YOU WERE EVEN CONTRADICTING YOURSELF JUST TO MAKE A POINT Why??? Why??????? Why are people possessed with moral bullshit and why am i obligated to respond??????????????????????????????????????? mother fucker... Also "Im an adult I have a BA" bro....................... Who..What?? why were you using me as a stand in for your moral bullshit?

Genuinely. I'm so tired. I'm so tired of this crap

Ok this person does not seem to be a douchebag...but like??im just...........................what???????????????????????? i hate interacting with random people like this oh my god.................

SO YOURE ALLOWED TO EXIT THE CONVERSATION BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK??? BUT I HAVE TO RESPOND BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD FOR ME AND YOU WERE HOPING TO MAKE ME LESS MISERABLE?!?!?! OF COURSE YOU NEVER OUTRIGHT SAID THAT BUT THERE'S STILL AN IMPLICATION THAT ITS MORALLY RIGHT FOR ME TO ANSWER

I ALSO HAVE WORK IVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY I HAD WORK. IM MISERABLE BECAUSE I HAVE SHIT TO DO.. NOT BECAUSE IM APLATONIC (AND IM NOT) IN FACT IT WOULD MAKE APLATONIC PEOPLE MISERABLE HAVING TO COMMIT TO SOMETHING THAT THEY DONT WANT TO COMMIT TO. AT LEAST IF THEY SAY THEYRE APLATONIC, THEN THEY WONT GET PEOPLE THEIR HOPES UP??????????????????????? IM LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY Ive literally got executive functioning problems I HOPE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IN THE FUTURE WHY IM NOT GONNA FUCKING RESPOND TO ANY BULLSHIT ANYMORE

IM NOT MISERABLE FOR TAKING THE TIME IN MY LIFE TO CREATE CUTE LITTLE FLAGS AND CREATE NOUNS FOR THINGS THAT I BELIEVE HAVE NOT BEEN NAMED YET

IM MISERABLE BECAUSE IM FORCED TO RESPOND TO BULLSHIT WHEN I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO. WHY? BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A DECENT PERSON UNLIKE ASSHOLES ONLINE BECAUSE IT WONT HELP ANYONE.

BUT PEOPLE JUST DONT FUCKING RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE

JUST DONT FUCKING DENY WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE WHEN THEY LITERALLY SAY THEY NO NOT EXPERIENCE X, Y, AND Z

REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY'LL EXPERIENCE IT LATER iN LIFE, IF THEY DONT WANT IT, THEY DONT WANT IT

I LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN ONE TIME AND IM SUDDENLY "SAD" BECAUSE IM "HYPERANALYZING"

I genuinely just wanted to fix the issue of misunderstanding... WHY DONT PEOPLE JUST TAKE THE DICTIONARY EVIDENCES AND GO???????????????????? JUST TAKE THE L ok im feeling better now

fuck being civilized tbh.

#tw yelling #sorry I just want to be a douchebag once in a while #gotta put my rage somewhere #people get pissed what's new #tw anger #but hey Its not like im directly mad at this person #im just angry because of several other things in my life happening in my life at once and I reached autistic burnout because of #trying to be a decent person online #im just sick of the invalidation honestly #of other people #not me #i dont need the validation of others but #damn just let people be themselves

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i hate that exactly what i fucking feared was happening was actually happening. and like i KNOW if i say im hurt by how they kept it all from me and waited until i literally left myself because i knew i wasnt wanted there and then dared to reach out again to just dump their essay of grievances on me and then cut me off, apparently that means i don't actually feel bad for how i hurt them or want to change. god forbid someone feel multiple complex emotions about a situation. of fucking course i feel remorse for how i hurt them. i dont WANT to hurt my friends. but they seem to think im actually a fucking demon. as if they didnt ALL insult each other as jokes and have misunderstandings. they keep saying theyve brought some things up with me, but there has seriously NEVER been a time where someone actually approached me and pointed out a behavior that had to change. it was always "this specific comment hurt me", so i would stop saying things on that topic, or some other minor moment that isnt actually addressing a greater problem that they apparently had with me. nobody ever actually gave me an opportunity to change anything they had apparently been holding against me. and then theyre mad at me for not interacting with them as much and ignoring them??? i stopped interacting as much because i was noticing how they were obviously not liking me. i brought it up to my best friend in that group A FEW TIMES over the course of like over a year, and they kept reassuring me "no its not that they dont like you its just your abrasive personality might make them uneasy sometimes" well I WAS RIGHT. they didn't fucking like me. and i'm allowed to say i was right about that.

like it just baffles me because like. i have friends i've known longer than i've known them, AS WELL AS friends i've known for less time, all of which know they can bring things up with me, and we can have a conversation about it and things can change when they need to. but not these ones? i can even name specific RECENT examples of having something brought up with me and it Not ending like they think it will? these ones just think i'll bite their head off or something? they all like to talk about how theyre so mindful and value communication or whatever, but they were literally holding in their loathing for me for what seems to me like over a year, likely longer. without ever once actually giving me a chance to fix anything by actually fucking speaking to me honestly and openly. why am i not allowed to be upset by that? why am i not allowed to be upset that i was apparently hurting people i cared about, all while they silently took it and hated me more and more for it? they like to flaunt about how "understanding of neurodivergence" they are, and yet they don't understand that i need things explained to me in clear terms if things need to change, despite how i've said this. but no, if i show i'm upset at all and do anything besides crawl on all fours and apologize for being such a demon, i'm wrong and don't actually want to change.

#im at my fucking limit.

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Have I already screamed at you on discord? Yes, yes I have. Will that stop me from screaming here, too? No, no it shall not. Anyway. AAAAAAAAAAA??? YOU UPDATED TWO CHAPTERS WHILE I WAS AT WORK AND NOW I GOT TO READ THEM <3

Grian's guilt about killing someone. Haha moral dilemma <3

Grian looking at the sun, rookie mistake honey. It's okay, tho, we all do it once <3 ALSO SHOPPING TRIP SHOPPING TRIP YESSSS "you look terrible in Mumbo's clothes" FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF A FOOL. A FOOL. Also just. Grian running into Scar multiple times. Why do I get the feeling it's a good thing Mumbo wasn't there LMAO

The skirt. <3 That is all.

Scar making the way to his personal spaces the most difficult to reach place as possible, hjfglksdghjkfdkl magic and wings will come in handy lmao-

Mumbo popping in just to find Grian asleep LMAO he doesn't trust the birb </3 yet. Hmm hmmmm-

May I just reiterate that I LOVE that you gave Scar a tree house. A literal tree house. I love it <3 Season 9 references my beloved <3 AND THE VAULT. MUMBO IS BUILDING THE VAULT. HE'S GONNA MOVE INTO THE VAULT AND THEY'RE BOTH GONNA FEEL BETTER BECAUSE HE'LL BE SAFE AND STILL HAVE ACCESS TO SCAR"S TREE I'M-

Ren my beloved. That is all. <3

Hmhmm "hasn't done anything because it hasn't hurt him yet" I wonder if that's foRESHADOWING HUH. Also I didn't mention this before but I love the reference to the king's claims LMAO-

HJFDLKKJFSDJKFSJK the feeding scene, I still LOVE the imagery of that anjflkdsfghjds boYS YOU'RE IN LOVE "too intimate and enticing" Mumbo you are literally two fangs away from kissing Scar's palm you are knEELING in front of him hOLDING HIS HAND and I'm so, they're so hhh <3 and the fact they've done this SO MANY TIMES I'M SO I'm so normal about this I am just. So normal <3 Mildly wrecked but so normal <3

LMAO Mumbo is so worried I love them- I s2g I'm just so hjfjkdjkdf and I FORGOT TO MENTION HOW Scar just changed his desk into a chair for Mumbo and Mumbo didn't even BLINK I am. Hhhh OOOO SCAR rejuvenating his magic I see I see 👀👀

Anyway of course amazing way to end my night thank you so much for writing <3 AND GOOD LUCK ON THE FRIENDS' GIFTSSSS

ASDFGHJK Discord is discord and the tumblr Askbox is in another dimENSION-

I WROTE 5K TODAY I AM - Hnngh its a good thing im taking a break EVEN IF i wanna keep writing

Cant wait to get Grian alone with his thoughts and feelings when he isnt exhausted TBFH that man is going THROUGH IT you dont even KNOW

I want you to know the E N T I R E time I was writing that I kept thinking about Grian getting ditracted by fairy lights in midnight like 'well what is the sun if not a giant, eye damaging fairy light' AND SHOPPING TRIP YES I mightve. maybe. made myself fall in love w my shopping district im. WHERE IS MY HAND TAILORED CLOTHING. Also like. Scar you FOOL! YOU NUMSKULL!!! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU LITTLE ELVEN MAN its fine im fine we're fine asdfghj Also YES bc what is bumping into someone if not an excuse to try to pickpocket them if you're. ya know. a paranoid weirdo like Mumbo.

THE SKIRT MY BELOVED i want that skirt. Academia vibes

Scar accidentally forgetting that hes fucking disabled and just being like "HA WOOOO give me a sec i think im dying *wheezes at the top of the stairs* im so cool and intimidating are you intimidated grian" and Grian is half bent over with just like a thumbs up lmaooooooo

Scar: Okay fine you can show up and check in if it'll make you feel better Mumbo: i will and it can. I didn't need your permission anyway

ASDFGHJK I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE VAULT I NEED TO WATCH MUMBOS VIDEOS SO I CAN FIGURE OUT WTF HE'S ACTUALLY DOING WITH IT AND MORPH IT TO MY NEEDS AND WHIMS And also yeeees the tree is my beloved leave it to scar to build a mega base for a starter and then run off to build disneyland of COURSE i had to sneak it in

Ren <3

HM. HM HM HM. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Also yes I was trying to figure out "how do i put ren's head on this building bc he cant just detach it for funsies rn"

I am so very normal about how Mumbo feeds. I love how Mumbo is like both a Cartoon vampire [cant see his feet because it blends into shadow, he melts away into the night] and like a sexy vampire [literally staring into the eyes of the man he loves while he drinks his blood in a way that's like one step off from me having to mark the story as fucking explicit lmao] and Scar is also just sitting there like "I am Totally Normal About This and have No Feelings Whatsoever" WERE ARE AND WILL BE GAY!!!!! PLEASE!!!! I KNOW I DID THIS TO MYSELF BUT JUST KISS HIM and pull his hair a lil

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL FOR A MOMENT YOU ARE MUMBO! Yesterday you found a strange man inside your completely sealed off vault of important records and documents which, i should mention, includes BOTH of your and scar's equivalent to BIRTH CERTIFICATES AND SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS [we'll get there] and Scar is just like "Seems legit, love a good mystery, im keeping him." And you just have to sit there because hes your BOSS and he BAAAAAAAAAARELY has any power over you but theres JUST THAT SMIDGEN. JUST THE SMIDGEN RIGHT THERE - ALSO YES!!!!!!!!!! SCAR JUST!!!! MOVING HIS HOUSE AROUND! REDECORATING so your vampire can sit down I am already deeply in love w scar's magic and i havent even really DONE anything with it I am so-

<3 <3 <# THANKS MY HANDS ARE GONNA FALL OFF

#Mumscarian #Mumscarian Rift AU #hermitshipping #Ask #Rift Asks

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911, S2 E10, it's fucking Christmas y'all:

- I refuse to believe Buck is this messy, he kept his ex's apartment nice the whole time!!

- oh wait, this is going to end with Buck taking Bobby's apartment and Bobby moving in with Athena isn't it

- ewwww Eddie ditch her!!!

- THEY LITERALLY HAVEN'T TALKED TO EACH OTHER OR THEIR FAMILY, INCLUDING THEIR SON??? RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS???? Bruh like. They may be okay individuals but they're a wreck of a couple

- everyone involved in this relationship deserves better

- oh nooooooo not an assembly line!!!

- BRUH THEY FUCKING SHIPPED HIM

- NOT AN AIRPLANE

- oof he looks bad.... Tbh I kinda expected him to die, good job Maddie!!!! And team obv

- Eddie got to be put together for 9 episodes but now it's his turn to deal with this show being a drama

- YOU DON'T NEED THE ANSWERS EDDIE, YOU NEED TO MAKE A DECISION AND COMMUNICATE

- who the fuck just walked up to Chim, he is So Tall

- Jason Bailey wtf, are we continuing the ghosts thing, are ghosts just canon here

- oh noooo does Maddie have Christmas trauma

- wait sorry just had a moment of imagining by brother running in with a bunch of supplies to try and comfort me and felt a real emotion 🥺😭

- I'm like begging Maddie to talk to someone. Her and Eddie bro

- are you shitting me the drone was that Powerful???

- Bobby I know that the point of this show is the emergencies mirroring your personal drama but we're not supposed to say it At the scene!!

- Jason Bailey has on blue plaid.....👀👀👀

- EDDIE BROUGHT BUCK TO CHRISTOPHER'S CHRISTMAS THING AND NOT HIS WIFE???? I'M LOSING IT!!!

- Eddie word vomiting everything to Buck is So Good

- oh okay so she has reason to say Eddie being in Afghanistan was selfish. I was kinda confused by that cause like

- YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME WITH THIS ELF ASSUMING BUCK AND EDDIE ARE CHRISTOPHER'S PARENTS AND BUCK JUST SAID THANK YOU???

- I'm gonna be So Sad if this soldier misses this event

- hmm yeah of course there's an accident. I do know what show I'm watching.

- NOOO, HE DOES HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE!!!

- lol what did the LA Chronicle do to the show writers for that to be the truck

- if they don't give this man a ride I swear

- HELL YEAH RANDOM WOMAN, YOU HELP THAT MAN!!!

- glad he had a change of clothes lol that was. A lot of blood.

- okay okay yes it's a show but her singing I'll be home for Christmas is getting Me, I'm also crying Bobby, oops.

- damn this episode has gotten me TWICE, I hate this 😭

- this is of course cute but I kinda feel bad for the rest of the choir

- YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME BOBBY, THIS ISNT ONE UPMANSHIP, YOURE REALLY PROPOSING WHEN YOU WEREN'T SURE OF MOVING IN, AAAAAAA

- damn I did NOT expect her to say yes, good for him lol

- bruh they've got ham AND turkey??? Fair tbh cause this family does grow exponentially, at least in recent history

- Athena saying "you are always welcome" to Buck feeds my theory that he's her favorite of the fire fighters that aren't Athena

- genuinely where the FUCK is up with the rest of Buck and Maddie's family?? Parents? Anything?

- HOLY FUCK BUCK'S CHRISTMAS CARD IS PART OF WHAT HELPED HER GET AWAY FROM DOUG??? I love that they pulled that little line back into this, damn

- uhhhhhhh UHHHHHH HEY IS "JASON BAILEY" DOUG????

- FUCK IT IS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

Well I. Didn't expect THAT to be the end of the Xmas episode??? Damn holy shit

#911 #911 fox #signi watches

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