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Felt like doing something picture book like.
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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"average age of an MCC team is 42 years old" factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average MCC team is 25 years old. Pink Parrots, who were all born before the invention of the world wide web and dvds, are an outlier and should not have been counted.
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sorry balance-wise i am also still laughing about the difference between Xisuma’s team, in which Scott went “maybe if i stick him on a team with FBM and Joel he has a shot???”, Iskall’s team, in which Scott went “this may be overpowered if Iskall picks up the games fast enough to show off his movement skills but we have a Fienberg in Red so it’ll probably at least still be competitive”, and Team TIES here, in which Scott went “just to confirm: you don’t give a shit about winning as long as you’re together right”,
three kinds of new MCC hermit teams.
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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
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"you MUST ship rpf" -- smallishbeans and solidaritygaming
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Mumscarian moment where avian!Grian - who has hollow bones and is thus fairly light - is perched on Mumbo’s shoulder, and vex!Scar - who does not in fact have hollow bones and weighs approximately one fully grown human’s worth of kilos - decides that he also wants in on the fun and tries to perch on Mumbo’s other shoulder, resulting in one big messy pile of arms and legs and wings and indignant cries of “Scar!” On the ground
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Mumscarian moment where avian!Grian - who has hollow bones and is thus fairly light - is perched on Mumbo’s shoulder, and vex!Scar - who does not in fact have hollow bones and weighs approximately one fully grown human’s worth of kilos - decides that he also wants in on the fun and tries to perch on Mumbo’s other shoulder, resulting in one big messy pile of arms and legs and wings and indignant cries of “Scar!” On the ground
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Mumscarian moment where avian!Grian - who has hollow bones and is thus fairly light - is perched on Mumbo’s shoulder, and vex!Scar - who does not in fact have hollow bones and weighs approximately one fully grown human’s worth of kilos - decides that he also wants in on the fun and tries to perch on Mumbo’s other shoulder, resulting in one big messy pile of arms and legs and wings and indignant cries of “Scar!” On the ground
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Pop Culture Apocalypse – The modern ruins of Filip Hodas
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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting
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other hermits doing base lore: i want it to look like this cave has been here for hundreds of years with different generations using it and adding things to it
mumbo doing base lore: smacks table COME ON DOWN TO BIG RONS REDSTONE BARN
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