#I don’t think I’ll survive
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Another silly microfic I wrote cuz I’m boreddddd
“Ugh.” said Evan disgusted as he glared at Remus Lupin and Sirius Black making out in the middle of the hallway. “They’re so disgusting,” said Barty rolling his eyes.
“GET A BLOODY ROOM!” Evan yelled as they walked past them.
“You know they can’t do it in their dorm room right? And that means that they can’t get a room.”
“Huh? Why?” asked Evan turning his head to look at Barty questioningly.
“Potter is busy in their dorm shagging someone and he would actually be dead if Sirius found out.”
“How do you know that he’s shagging someone in their dorm room?”
“I don’t see Reg here.” he said shrugging. “What about you? Do you see him?”
Evan shook his head. “No…”
“Wait. Don’t change the subject.” Evan said fiercely.
“I’m not. I swear.” He threw his hands in the air like someone was holding a gun to his head.
“Oh you totally are, you piece of shit.”
“No…”
“Okay, then tell me how Potter shagging someone in his dorm and Reg not being here are con-“ He saw Evan’s face going completely white like Dumbledore’s beard. He wanted to take a mental picture of his expression. It was hilarious. “Oh…” he said as the realisation hit him.
“Yeah…”
“Why didn’t he tell me?”
“I don’t know man, he actually didn’t tell me either. I walked in on them-“
“Okay. Ew, no details please.”
“I wasn’t going to.”
“Whatever.”
They walked through the halls in silence. Until Barty suggested something.
“Do you want to listen to them?”
“Are you fucking crazy?” Evan snapped at him.
“Oh come on, it will be fun, I promise.”
Evan rolled his eyes. “Fine.”
Barty smirked. They made their way to the Gryffindor entrance and snuck in as the entrance was still open, after some Gryffindor students just entered.
They made their way to Potter’s dorm room. Evan put his ear on the door, trying to hear them. Barty did the same.
“Do you hear it?” Evan whispered.
“Hear what?” He whisper yelled.
“The noise of the bed shaking.”
Barty listened more carefully now and holy shit! He could hear the fucking bed shaking. Evan chuckled as they continued to listen.
“What in the name of Merlin are you two doing here?” Pandora suddenly appeared out of nowhere. They both jumped, surprised and shocked.
“Wh- what? Nothing.” said Evan.
“What are you doing here?” Barty hissed at her.
“I gave the notes I took at herbology to Lily because she couldn’t make it to class today. You still didn’t answer my question.” She raised an eyebrow at them as she crossed her arms.
“Well what do you want us to say? ‘We’re listening to our best friend getting shagged by stupid strut king Pottah’.”
Pandora looked at them in suspicion. Then her gaze softened and she smiled.
“Well, make some room for me then. I’m not missing this. Our best friend getting shagged by the Gryffindor quidditch captain. Hah. Who would’ve thought.”
She put her ear on the door to listen too. They listened for a few minutes till they heard someone moan something in French.
“That’s hot.” said Pandora.
“Pervert.”
“That’s your best friend, Pandora.” said Evan.
“I’m just checking on my best friend because I am concerned. He might get hurt. You never know” she said with a puppy face.
“Oh fuck off.” Evan chuckled.
The three of them lost balance as the door they were leaning on suddenly opened.
“Oh shit,” said Evan, almost falling.
Barty and Pandora couldn’t save themselves and fell on the floor, right on their stomachs. “Ouch,” he muttered. Barty looked up to see Regulus glaring at them.
“Seriously?” he asked them.
“Uhmm-“
“You know it’s not what you think, we were just checking on you.”
“Yeah since you’re on your period, I thought you’d like some cookies.” said Pandora as she stood up and lifted the snack she had in her hands suggestively.
“He’s on his period?!” Evan and Barty asked at the same time, looking at each other with an amused expression.
“Yeah…”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Dude I bet the bed is a fucking mess right now.”
“Like a crimson river or something. The poor bed.” Evan said as he laughed.
“The crimson night sky, a painting made by Regulus Arcturus Black.” Barty said laughing his ass off.
Regulus looked so pissed.
“We will talk about this later.” He said angrily as he walked off. The three of them continued laughing. James looked rather confused. He wasn’t really used to their weird shit yet. But he also looked kinda flustered because they all knew what they’ve been doing in the room.
Barty knew Regulus would be mad at them when they returned to their dorm but now he was just enjoying the funny moment with his friends. Yes it was kind of offensive and mean but hilarious at the same time. And yes he will apologise to Reg but take every chance he gets to rub it in his face.
#yes that was a reference to crimson rivers😭#I’m reading it rn#I don’t think I’ll survive#marauders era#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#marauders#barty crouch jr#sirius black#starchaser#sunseeker#wolfstar#remus x sirius#remus lupin#rosekiller#evan x barty#evan rosier#barty crouch junior#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#lily evans#regulus x james
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ok fine i draw a freaked character that isn’t sockhead 😡🙄
#freaked#freaked 1993#ricky coogan#ricky freaked#ricky coogan freaked#fanarts😏#too scary i’m out of here#sockhead save me#save me sockhead#actually i’m gonna try to draw julieernie next#i don’t think i’ll survive#tel my family i love them
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apparently these are leaks from the spin off?? a sponge bath?? i’m gonna s(cream)
#lIKE?????? hellOOO?#i need to be restrained#i don’t think i’ll survive#he’s so pretty#literally losing my mind#daryl dixon#twd daryl#twd#daryl dixon spin off#also daryl finally bathing?? LMFAOO#but the idea of him getting a sponge bath makes me weak in the knees#i’m stealing that for future fics ✍🏻
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I have tears from just seeing Percy?? What happens when Queen of my Heart, my first book role model, young me’s closest friend and my favorite character forever and always Annabeth Chase shows up??
#I don’t think I’ll survive#annabeth chase#percy jackson disney+#percy jackson tv series#percy jackson and the olympians#Percy jackson#pjo tv
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i’m sorry what do you MEAN i see gvf monday
#from the soul#sitting in this airport waiting for my flight to board in the next hour and i’????????#i don’t think i’ll survive#and my best friends mom who took me to the airport was literally like#TAKE PHOTOS. I NEED TO SEE THEM.#i could cry
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remembering we still have tlou tomorrow
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My sister keeps pulling out my eyelashes please someone send him I’m so scared
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i work 8 hours tomorrow…
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callum ilott | qatar prologue 2024
#hi i don’t think i’ll be surviving wec callum he looks too good#and he’s at the top of both tests from today wooooo#sandbagging or not idc he’s at the top#callum ilott#wec#qatar 2024#dppi/alamy#*
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sona art as filler My Bad
#i really don’t think i’m gonna survive the#you know#YOU KNOWWW#get it#i’ll draw something for here soon i swear…#just got excited …#my art#sona art#digital art#doodlings
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I’ve already captioned one of these with “bugs when you lift up a rock” but… look.
Thanks for the submission!!
[ID: a minecraft screenshot, presumably from hermitcraft 9. It’s looking directly down on Tango, who is in turn looking directly up at the viewer. He’s in his full dungeon master outfit, and he’s holding a totem. He’s standing on hay bales and the edge of the improved f3 screen is visible on the right edge. His nametag is visible at the bottom of the screen, as is the viewer’s hotbar. They’ve recently eaten an enchanted golden apple, have 2 empty bottles, about 2 stacks of rockets, and a stack of torches. Edit: it’s Zedaph’s pov. End ID]
#submission#submitted tango#tango tek#tango but everywhere#tangotek#presumably this is#hermitcraft#hc9#I don’t *think* this is from Tango’s pov since his nametag is visible but I could be wrong#i am gonna take a stab at this and say it’s zedaph? on a stream because it wasnt in an episode#and he did a stream where he tried to see if he could survive a higher fall didnt he?#<- avid zedaph viewer#(not streams though)#lmk if i’m right lol if i am i’ll tag him#zedaph
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COUGHS LOUDLY
Silver twst got me some kinda way…
(and it’s DEFINITELY not because he looks like riku… unrelated but someone in a discord server im in photoshopped him to give him riku’s color palette and MAN.)
(also I have not played all of the plot, no spoilers pleaseeeee <3)
#UGHHHH#i don’t even know his story and I’m already this attached… I don’t think I’ll survive his backstory#athena rambles#twst#silver twst#riku#riku kh
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JUST FINISHED SEASON TWO OF GOOD OMENS. WHAT THE FUCK.
#what the fuck??????#you don’t even understand how badly i wanna @ neil#like sir EXPLAIN YOURSELF#W H Y#oh my god its gonna be so long before the next season i don’t think i’ll survive the wait#genuinely i might just die#what the fuck.#(WHY ARE GABRIEL AND BEELZEBUB THE ONES THAT GET TO RUN AWAY TOGETHER)#(i mean i love that for them but. WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN)#(literally just salt in the fucking wound. look at what could’ve been 😭)#good omens#jx.txt
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something funny 2 me is that the only reason i started reading these damned books was because i was wildly high and i saw someone on the internet say this was their favorite series and i was like,,, no way they read 16 books if it’s dog ass
and here i am
#realm of the elderlings#rote#figposting#roteposting#i think about this chance internet encounter and everyday i am thankful#because now my life is better for it#and by better i mean i live in agony over it and i’m only just beginning the tawny man trilogy#i don’t know how i’ll survive#also i was so high that i bought the ebook of assassins apprentice on the spot and i don’t even read ebooks
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well, he did say the feud was spicy
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Cheating married guy just mostly as a joke said something about how I should come over and he could let me in his garage, and fuck me bent over a bar he has there and then send me on my way.
I feel like if I wasn’t soooo for avoiding any potential drama, he’d have me wanting to make it not a joke. (Tho I do also think he’s a bit further than I’d like to travel for cock, I’m spoiled w it coming to me.)
It wouldn’t be comfy and prolly would have to try to be quieter, but I feel like I’d just be so wet.
#I don’t think he’s ever been totally serious but I think this is the 4th time he’s said things along the line of come over#come over to his house w his family#sometimes saying the kids are asleep#I’m prolly a bit a bad person for finding it as hot as I do#I think I’ll survive tho lol#personal#slutting#🍭
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