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humanitys-strongest-bamf · 6 months

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i'm also fucking dying in that scene in the ending when they're talking about something with the scouts and annie's just like

"but i'm MP 👁️👄👁️"

#i laughed irl #kat rambles #aot spoilers #snk spoilers

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fantastic-brainrot · 7 months

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Teenage Pete

#teenage euthanasia #pete fantasy #peter fantasy #hbo max #adult swim #the baba puppet lmao in his defense baba probably made it #look at him #complete nerd #hElLO pReTtY gIrL #i laughed irl

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skxrbrand · 2 years

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"The keeper has the undeniably urge to collar the fool and make him bark for daddy"

HA

#I LAUGHED IRL #' Skarbrand is attractive and that's starting to become a problem ' yeah me too nkari me too #thread commentary #Ooc #Shame I gotta work today lololol

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temeyes · 4 months

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hehe dad!soap likes matching with his kid

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cemeterything · 2 months

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i can't even be mad that the "[x] is such a raw quote you'd think it was from shakespeare" meme was originally used to make fun of me for a cringe post i made a few years ago when everyone hated my guts and i was battling an episode because it's so funny

#🐉#do i have ptsd from years of harassment campaigns on top of irl bullying? yes. but i also have funny joke.#like genuinely. im really glad its not About Me anymore and its just something people can laugh at. i can laugh at it!

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canisalbus · 6 months

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Was at a farmers market recently and there was a giant white sighthound of some kind with a woman. He was standing stock-still nervously staring at this eggplant shaped exactly like his head until someone bumped the table, the eggplant moved, and he jumped about a foot in the air. The woman, who I don't think even saw what happened, just patted his head and told him 'everything is ok' without looking up from her tomatoes, and he just looked up at her with the most pathetic and tearful expression before hiding behind her legs from the produce. Like, I've never seen a dog that looked like it was physically holding back tears before, but now I get it. All I could think for the entire rest of the market was "that's Machete". Felt like I saw a celebrity. I get why you characterized him like that, the sighthounds really are just anxiety on stilts with big watery eyes. Just wanted to share.

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#AUGH #truly madly deeply lost it at “nervously staring at this eggplant shaped exactly like his head”#anxiety on stilts with big watery eyes #Machete spotted in the meat realm #irl Vaschete sightings #Machete #anonymous #answered #I know sighthounds aren't channeling their victorian orphan energy all day everyday but when they do they don't hold back #if it was giant and white it might've been a borzoi but that's just a guess #thank you for sharing I laughed so hard my eyes started to ache #poor guy #the eggplant

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14dayswithyou · 6 months

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I'm going to be a little evil :3c /silly

*I have stolen all of their headwear, leaving only FROGGY HAT in his closet.*

"Boy it sure is chilly today. Don't forget to wear a scarf and a hat when you come pick me up, okay [REDACTED]?"

✦゜ANSWERED: I believe in froggy hat [REDACTED] supremacy 🖤🐸

He knew. Of course he knew. [REDACTED]'s security system alerted him the second you stepped foot into his apartment, and it took the dark-haired hacker almost all of his willpower not to rush home and see you. But alas, he had other matters to attend to and messes to clean up here. Things he couldn't risk putting on hold, lest he pay the consequences for them later.

So, [REDACTED] settles for watching you through his cracked phone screen as you try to sneak your way around his apartment. They didn't really understand why you felt the need to be so secretive; you knew your boyfriend would be out for the day, you had his spare keycard and access to the entire 14th floor, and [REDACTED] had made it explicitly clear early on in the relationship that everything he owned was yours completely. Nothing was off limits to you, and that included every inch of his living space.

...And even himself.

Curiously, they watch with keen interest as you quietly slide the door to his walk-in closet open and take in your surroundings once more — making sure that you really were alone in his dimly-lit bedroom. But barely a moment passes before you stride in with a newfound purpose, unzip your backpack, and begin to stash all of his caps and beanies inside.

Well, alright then. If you decided he no longer needed those items, then so be it. He was never one to deny you anything.

But in retrospect, you were honestly doing [REDACTED] a favour. He genuinely didn't really need those items in his possession anymore — especially considering how he had no real reason to conceal his identity from you after all these years of being together.

He could never forget about that pivoted moment in time when you opened up to your beloved hacker about his rather... intense need to watch over you 24/7. And after you had scolded him multiple times for stalking you from darkened corners and alleyways outside your apartment complex, [REDACTED] had all but tried to change his ways. To better themselves for you.

After all, you deserved nothing less.

Glancing back at his phone once more, [REDACTED] takes in every little movement you make as you continue to tuck away his belongings; down to the turn of your head and the flex in your muscles. Not a single twitch or glance goes unnoticed under his watchful gaze — and had the dark-haired man not been so enraptured by your ministrations — he surely would've noticed that it was just about time for him to start packing his tools up and head home.

Home, in time for the date you had planned for the evening.

But the way you purposefully moved around his closet had [REDACTED] in a trance. You were extremely methodical about the things you were swiping from his shelves; neatly packing away all of the headgear, earmuffs, and scarves on display (and even the ones hidden within the depths of his drawers!). Yet... One single item remained in the aftermath of your wake.

Atop one of the lone shelves in the corner, it sits, isolated from the rest of its kind. Worn out yet well loved; it was no more than a novelty item your boyfriend had originally won for you from a crane game. But even after their constant insistence that you should keep it, you rebutted it all by saying it'd look better on him instead — all while pushing the cute, froggy hat back into his hands with a teasing smile.

("If you keep bleaching your hair like that," his real name falls from your lips like sweet nectar, "All of your hair will fall out. When that happens, you can use this to keep your bald head warm!"

"...When that happens? Hmph. You're gettin' cheeky." With a smile of his own, your boyfriend reaches out to gently pinch your cheek. "I haven't touched m'hair in ages.")

So after watching you be so meticulous with the items you were "robbing", the hacker couldn't help but wonder what your main motive was. Why leave that silly, little frog hat alone unless... Did you want him to wear it? You knew [REDACTED] would never say no to you — let alone to a frivolous request — but admittedly, they did find it rather endearing to watch you put in all that effort just for him.

Just like how he used to be... Back before you opened the curtains of his life and brought sunshine into his heart.

Gone are the days of "Ren", when [REDACTED] had to snoop around your apartment just to get any sort of inclination of what your type and interests might be. No longer did [REDACTED] have to "borrow" some of your old clothing to keep himself company on lonely nights; to put them over his pillow and pretend like it was you he was holding close to his chest. He no longer had to steal your presents and tokens out of spite and jealousy — only to return them days later once they noticed how upset it made you.

Too caught up in reminiscing about the past, [REDACTED] had almost missed your swift getaway from his bedroom. Living up to your nickname, you glide down the staircase and across his foyer as if you sprouted angel wings on your back and stroll into the elevator, before closing the door and pulling out your phone.

And just like clockwork, [REDACTED]'s camera feed gets replaced by the bright red and green call buttons that shake and taunt him at the bottom of the screen — alongside the personalised caller photo of you smiling towards the sunset ocean with [REDACTED]'s jacket atop your shoulders. The dark-haired man leaves no room for pause before he's swiping his finger across the screen and eagerly anticipating the sound of your voice.

You greet him in that casual, nonchalant tone of yours, and [REDACTED] had to resist the urge to start recording the call — to save the addictive timbre of your voice for when he needs to hear it the most.

"Man... It sure is chilly today, don't you think?"

There's the familiar sound of tacky elevator music playing in the background, and part of [REDACTED] thinks you're purposefully calling him right now to let him in on your (not so) secret escapades... To let them know where you are.

Or perhaps you were already aware that he knows, if the way you were glancing up at the elevator camera was anything to go by.

Regardless, you don't give away any other telling signs as your beloved hacker watches you through the camera. Your bag is still carefully slung over a shoulder, while one of his old, black university caps received the pleasure of being fiddled with in your hand. Your voice returns once more, and it causes a grin to form on his lips.

"Don't forget to wear a scarf and a hat when you come pick me up, okay?"

There's a newfound teasing lilt in your tone, which has [REDACTED] latching on to your every word with bated breath and scrambling for a reply.

"'Course. Wouldn't miss our date for the world. 'N make sure y'stay warm too, angel." Without missing a beat, he easily takes his place in your little game. "Wouldn't wanna misplace your jacket 'n get cold now, would we?"

Your pixelated smile on the screen gives everything away.

You hear the unmistakable sound of [REDACTED]'s sports motorbike before you see it; watching the corner of your street as he appears from the darkness like a phantom.

And like the gentleman that he is, [REDACTED] doesn't make you stray far from the safety of the streetlamp either. The moment your boyfriend pulls up in front of you, one of his large hands reaches around your waist to draw you near (almost as if he'd gone years without being in your presence), while the other makes quick work of the latch of his helmet. In one swift motion, he pulls it off and rests it against the tank—

Only to reveal that cute, pastel green frog hat sitting atop his head.

He can't help but smile when you do; clearly pleased that he went through with your silly request. At that, you let out a low hum of appreciation as you lean against your boyfriend's chest, and [REDACTED] returns the favour by bending down and pressing a chaste kiss against the crown of your head as well.

"...Think y'could give this unworthy prince another kiss, love?" Your beloved boyfriend leans in closer until your lips are millimetres away from touching, "Otherwise I might stay cursed t'live in this froggy form forever."

#💌 — answered.#🖤 — sai writes.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#💖 — about ren.#I'm like 14 years late bc of irl stuff; but wahhh belated happy birthday!!#I received your other ask about how you and Ren share a birthday after a holiday... It fr made me laugh dhghjs #But lmaooo I am so sorry that y'all get discounted holiday candy on your birthdays ;v;#Hopefully you don't mind this fic as a (super late) present!!#The froggy [REDACTED] art in Discord server shall be your early birthday present lol /silly #Anyways........... WHIPPED!!#HE'S SOOOO WHIPPED!!!#The froggy hat stays ON during motorcycle dates #Thank you for your service (I won't snitch about you breaking and entering) 🫡

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ladyshinga · 8 months

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this is him, this is my baldur's gate husband

#do not underestimate how hard I laughed when my irl husband caught me photoshopping Astarion's hair onto this cat #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion

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fountainpenguin · 5 months

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Currently wheezing over ultra-competitive IRL Impulse begging Skizz to kiss him so they could win a dopey contest while on vacation, and IRL Skizz saying "?? No; we're not gonna get that point, bro" but the context here is that IRL Skizz is also known for sneaking kisses on Impulse's cheek just to annoy him...

That's so funny?? Guy who hates touching people being all pumped up like "Okay, I'm ready" vs. down-for-anything silly boy stopping in his tracks like "Nope. See ya."

#Imp and Skizz #impulseSV #Skizzleman #?? I think I won't tag this as anything else since it's their IRL selves via podcast #Anyway that's the liveblog. made me laugh.

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

#Nihachu #Niki #Tommy #TommyInnit #IRL #Context: Niki was reacting to Tommy's ''Minecraft's funniest cooking show'' video #A) Can't believe she saw my joke #B) Very pleased that it made her laugh this much #Hello yes it is I; the pinnacle of good Twitch Chat humor #/j #but also /srs I make myself laugh with my jokes and I love it when they makes other people laugh too #Man Tommy in this thumbnail makes this look like a Rickroll video but I swear it frickin isn't a Rickroll #Necessary period in that word because I don't wanna get frickin shadowbanned by tumblr #I actually forgot to add that before posting frick. ruh roh.#Tumblr's so weird about stuff nowadays idk what even triggers their shadow ban hammer anymore #Subtitles #Edited #subtitles #Portfolio

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bixels · 4 months

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The range of my fucking dog.

#personal #irl #not art #genuinely cried laughing when i saw the right pic of him #brother you look demented #brother you look like a right foul git

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peculiar--princess · 5 months

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Haven’t been living recovery focused/doing the right thing lately n I feel uncomfortable & a bit sad

#My therapist was very concerned bc of my recent actions n now I have to send her updates as to when I’m eating to hold me accountable #and of course using recovery record #sharing here because idk who to tell irl #ed tw #ed recovery #I just laughed bc I couldn’t process the concern and didn’t know how to handle someone being nice .. like wtf is up w that lol

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murderandcoffee · 7 months

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will this convince my friends to listen to the mechanisms? no. is that going to stop me from talking about the mechanisms? absolutely not.

#the mechanisms #the mechs #tma #tim ledsam thank you for all you do #and you too jonny (irl jonny) i guess #also I cannot imagine what it was like listening to tma as a mechs fan. like.#you're minding your own business and then ASHES O'REILLY SHOWS UP?? I'd go nuts. absolutely bonkers. (frank ily)#bs.txt #also don't mind my discord name. it was previously curbstomp symphony but I tend to switch it to whatever makes me laugh hardest and. well.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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so i've been watching Muppet compilations-

#currently my top three Guys are: miss piggy / gonzo / rowlf #their vibes are immaculate <3 #also im saying it. yeah miss piggy is hot as fuck. sure im jealous of kermit why do you ask #a little pig puppet has no business serving that hard #every time im watching a compilation and She comes on im immediately sitting up and paying complete attention #i also pay attention when rowlf and gonzo pop up but for Very Different Reasons #gonzo because he's gender. he's me. what more can i say #& rowlf because he's funny as fuck #like ive been watching rowlf clips from the jimmy dean show #i haven't laughed like that in a While #funny doggy....#my favorite style of humor is like. deadpan & sarcasm & puns. yknow. wisecracks and the like #which is ironic considering half the time i dont pick up on sarcasm irl!#but suffice to say rowlf hits all the humor points with me #and there's just something nice about his design! he's friend shaped!#scribble salad #the muppets #muppet fanart #puppet brain puppet brain....#sesame street clips have also been funny #i have watched. So Much bert & ernie #boy am i thiiiiiiirstie..... that clip has been stuck in my brain for days #and elmo's beef with rocko... what did rocko ever do to him smh...#i like watching compilations titled like 'most chaotic moments / muppets getting hurt in stupid ways / etc'#i like puppet violence! its very amusing!#i might start watching the muppet show from the start #i could make it a routine (that would quickly fall apart cause i cant keep up routines for the life of me)#that consists of watching an episode per night while i crochet #a nice little break yk yk #chip away at projects. have a laugh. sounds nice

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misc-obeyme · 3 days

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Hey cc

So in the vampire pop quiz I think it was Dia who said something very interesting "looks like they are fixated on mc because mc is the manifestation of their desires" now that did align well with my effort to understand why would all 7 of them be this obsessed lol

Anyway in my head mc goes like guys that's just my idea of how a proper human should be lol pretty sure if any other human ended up here who kinda like hot demons you all would be obsessed about that human too

Anyway, can I request a drabble about this kind of mc not insecure, just not understanding why mc deserving all this attention

Barb would be interesting to drabble about this since it took him sooooo looooong to open up to mc a bit

happy to see you are still having fun with Barbs thirst trap 😎

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Hi there, 🐆 anon! I apologize for the delay on this - it's been taking me a little longer than I anticipated to get through the drabble requests...

Augh the Barbatos shower picture is going to be the death of me, I swear. I'm still thinking about a nsfw drabble based on one of his lines lkasdfkjfj it's a problem, I swear.

Anyway, here's a Barb drabble with MC not getting why the demons are obsessed with them! I thought it was a cute little scenario. And Barb is just being super romantic as always lol. I can't help it, I am but a humble fluff writer.

Barbatos could see it on your face - a subtle expression that the others might not pick up on. It told him the story of how you were trying your best to hide your own confusion. It was something that happened every time one of the brothers complimented you, when they fought over you, when they expressed this need to always be near you. A slight furrow of your brow, the tiniest downturn of your lips, the fleeting uncertainty that flashed through your eyes.

Ever since your first day in the Devildom, Barbatos had seen this look. He was always watching you. The more he did, the more it became clear to him that you didn't understand why everyone seemed to think there was something special about you.

Perhaps he waited too long. Perhaps he should have mentioned it to you sooner. But you didn't seem distressed. All he ever saw was bafflement. So he let it be for quite some time. Until he finally found himself alone with you when it displayed itself.

Barbatos had been pouring you a cup of tea as he heard about the brothers' latest antics. You were telling him that they had been arguing over who got to work with you on an upcoming school project.

"And then Levi got involved and I had to calm everybody down before Lotan was summoned," you said.

You were looking down at the table, your mind clearly elsewhere, when that expression flashed across your face.

Barbatos put down the teapot. "Does it make you uncomfortable, MC? When they argue over you this way?"

You met his eyes, seemingly startled by his question. "No," you said. "It's a little silly, but it doesn't make me uncomfortable. Why do you ask?"

"It's only that I've noticed the look of confusion you sometimes have in moments like these," Barbatos said. "As if there's something that troubles you about it."

You frowned in thought for a moment. "I guess I just don't understand why they care so much? Why do they think I deserve this much attention? I just act like a regular human would. Why are they so… obsessed?"

Barbatos chuckled. "Do you truly not see? This is exactly what makes you so fascinating."

"I don't know what you mean," you said.

"Despite being a totally unique individual, you still believe you are ordinary," Barbatos said gently. "I have been alive for a long time, MC. I have met many humans. No two are alike. You are not 'regular' because there is no such thing. You are yourself and that is why we love you."

Barbatos was pleased to see that confused look replaced by a soft blush. "You…?" you couldn't finish your question.

Barbatos took your hand and kissed the back of it. "Indeed," he said. "Even I have fallen under your spell. I will remind you of how special you are for the rest of your life if I must."

You laughed, a little taken aback. "I don't think that's going to be necessary."

Barbatos only smiled, your hand still clasped in his. He was content to see such a soft and sweet expression on your face, a glint of happiness in your eyes. Despite what you said, if he ever did see that confusion there again, he would do everything he could to bring your smile back instead.

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#I make him so romantically poetic all the time #if anyone ever said the stuff Barb says in my fics to me irl #I'd probably start laughing #I'm sorry Barb #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me barbatos x mc #om barbatos #om barbatos x reader #om barbatos x mc #x reader #🐆 anon #request #misc writes

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onlyzhuyilong · 8 months

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#guardian #镇魂 guardian #沈巍 #even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderfully #even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderful #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #my gifs #I got the English translation of the novel & man I love it #please stand by for the queue #if you’ve ever get the chance to see zhu yilong irl (like at an event or film festival) he matches this description too #he has a subtle beauty that cameras don’t do justice to #if anyone asks the drama ends with them sitting on a bench laughing the end nobody died

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