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qep0ermint · 9 months
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viatagrinner · 1 year
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Elbert Greetia. Bond Stories 1 - 3
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Elbert: When I'm with you,... my chest hurts and I have trouble breathing. ....Is it strange... that pain makes me happy?
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Bond Story No1: I want to know.
Elbert: Oh... Hello
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1. What are you doing here?
Elbert: One can smell the fragrance from the flowers. I hesitate to trim it.
2. Do you come here often?
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Elbert: No... I'm staying away because I upset Victor by cutting off all the flowers.
3. Do you like flowers?
Elbert: I like it... Maybe a little different.
Elbert: I was looking at .... Because I was wondering if I should cut it or not.
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Elbert: ...You? Why are you in this garden?
Elbert: You want to see me?..... Is there something you'd like to do?
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Elbert: ....... Just talk? ...... Really, is that all you need to do/is that enough?
Elbert: ............I see. ......Hm? ......Wait, there's a petal in your hair.
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Elbert: I guess I shouldn't have taken it. It looked good on you.
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Bond Story No2: Sharing a meal/Eat together.
Elbert: ...You look so happy eating!
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1. Embarrassing.
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Elbert: Why? Nevertheless, very charming and gorgeous.
2. You are very elegant, Lord Elbert
Elbert: Not much, because I don't feel hungry. .....Maybe I don't even really know what it tastes like.
Elbert: I eat bitter food all the time. .... Roger is often angry with me.
3. It's so delicious.
Elbert: ..... . ......Some people become happy just by eating.
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Elbert: You are....
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Elbert: ....Shh..... Don't talk.... Turn around.
Elbert: Don't move....... Now.
*The sound of a kiss*
Elbert: ...Got it. ...Hmm. ....Cranberry jam? It was on your cheek.
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Elbert: Sorry to interrupt. Please continue to eat. .....Hmm, what's wrong?
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Bond Story No3: Hobby/Skills.
Elbert: Good morning. Have you seen Al?..... Is he not home yet?
Elbert: You're up so much earlier than usual...maybe you couldn't sleep? Are you okay?
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1. The reason is the long-awaited joy.
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Elbert: .....Hard time, but you're smiling.
2. If I feel sleepy, I'll go to bed
Elbert: .....If you can't do that, why don't you stay here until dawn?
3. I'm in a bit of trouble.
Elbert: I see.... ....I wonder if there's anything I can do to help.
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Elbert: I usually ... My sleep is short and shallow. The slightest noise wakes me up. .... It's almost like a special skill.
Elbert: Roger said it was "psychogenic," but I'm not sure....
Elbert: So if you can't sleep, come to my room. ... I can wake you up and listen to you/ Sure, I'll listen when you're awake to your chatter.
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Elbert: In this way ....I can stroke you. ...And if you get sleepy, I can give you a shoulder to lean on.
Elbert: Good night, MC, and sleep well.
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mutualcombat · 24 days
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SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP
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r0sie-bun · 2 months
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Please be patient with him. It’s his first shift.
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margariemargarita · 5 months
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putting the 'frontier' into the blade of frontiers
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heartscrypt · 5 months
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mfw im trying to explain to my coworker that having a paranoia induced breakdown is actually the most sane thing i can do rn given the situations i be in
bonus:
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hyunpic · 2 months
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DAILY HYUNJIN GIFS UNTIL HIS BDAY: love you and all your little things - how much you adore skz
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ricky-mortis · 3 months
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Hnnnnnng… long hair Ted
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chaoscallsdummies · 1 year
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So if Twitter goes in flames does that mean we lose this comedy gold mine too
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he's in my home he's in my Heart
#translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#hello hello hello hellOOOOOOOOO#hes so cute!!!! and the material is So Soft!!!#the urge to fling him as hard as i can at a wall is There!#i wont though. i wouldnt dare#but ohhhh its him <3 the chew toy <3<3 in the. uh. fabric#i didnt expect him to be so firmly stuffed its a Delightful surprise#his little outfit his stupid fuckin cinnamon bun hair AGH i love him#thirty bucks well spent!!!#i cant wait to crochet him a little sweater <3#and a little Home to keep him company <3#oh man oh man Where am i gonna put him...#in the basket??? on my bed?? on a shelf - no! i dont have the room!#maybe he'll bounce around from spot to spot!#photos from the bog#welcome home#gotta say i really do love how it kinda looks like his ascot is strangling him#i looked to see if i could loosen it lmao is he breathing alright!!!!#cant wait to have extensive staring contests with him <3#finally... someone who wont look away or find eye contact Uncomfortable...#i will admit im already obsessed with holding his tiny soft hand#AGH he's so <3<3<3 he's soooooo <3<3<3<3#thank you makeship for the opportunity to have him physically in my life#thank you clown for creating him & letting makeship turn him into a marketable plushie he's Everything. 100000/10 absolutely phenomenal#MAN i cant believe he's here!!!!#it feels kinda unreal! like! Wally Darling! in my house! My House!! holy shit!!!#hearts on his soles and everything!#oh and as a bonus he arrived in a wonderful little canvas Bag#i do love me a bag... extra thank you to makeship for the bag. new bag <3 i'll put things in it <3
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bg-brainrot · 1 month
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I've said it before and I'll say it again and again...
Astarion would have a phenomenal ass.
As a rogue aficionado, let me go into why.
Acrobatics proficiency = gymnast's build (even better if he has expertise in it)
High dexterity = dancer's build
Sneaking / Crouching = constant squats
Uncanny Dodge / Evasion = basically lunges + glute bridges
Thief subclass + Second-Story Work = step ups and/or jump squats
Lock picking = reverse lunge to get in positon
Basically, his whole day is filled with an excellent set of ass exercises. Throw in a few more things like donkey kicks and clam shells and his entire posterior would be covered.
Now would he have a huge butt? Not necessarily-- but it would certainly be quite toned and, at a very minimum, a good size for grabbing. 🖐🏽
In conclusion: he got buns hun.
Thank you for coming to my recurring TedTalk. I'll see you again next time I'm thinking of the pale elf's butt.
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ex0toxin · 3 months
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part timers
jsys week'24, day 1
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artiststarme · 9 months
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One day Steve notices that the kids have stopped trying to set him up with Robin and takes a sigh of relief. But then it occurs to him that they’ve stopped trying to set him up with any girls period. He expected to be relieved but instead, it just made Steve all the more wary.
The kids all come over for a pool party and spend a good hour and a half trying to convince Eddie to take his shirt off in the water and winking at Steve when their badgering finally succeeds. It occurs to Steve that the kids think he’s into guys, into Eddie in particular, and interested in seeing him with his shirt off. And holy fuck, it turns out he is.
After internally panicking and trying to avoid checking Eddie out for the rest of the pool day, Steve realizes that the kids knew he was interested in him before he did. This prompts an sexuality crisis, rethinking his entire life, and avoiding eye contact with everyone while he tries to sort through everything. It takes a few days but then Steve goes on like nothing happened.
Unfortunately for the kids, their meddling doesn’t seem to move anything along. Steve and Eddie only get together two months later when Eddie wears a tank top with his scars on display and hair in a bun that Steve finally breaks. He asks him out, hardly hears Eddie say yes, before he bolts to tell Robin and the kids that he finally landed Eddie Munson.
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homkamiro · 3 months
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If you have time, may you please draw some scout wearing a bunny suit while in a match?
...and also probably sniper's reaction to it..
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Normal latex bunny suit is kinda boring, so I tried designing some sport related Scout's bunny suit cosmetic and this is how it turned up
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And Sniper's reaction!!!
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itsdefinitely · 2 months
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Blinky, I give you a gift
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Hope you enjoy
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he looks like a librarian
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nuge · 5 months
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leon draisaitl | the drop | episode 27
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