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bg-brainrot · 2 months

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I've said it before and I'll say it again and again...

Astarion would have a phenomenal ass.

As a rogue aficionado, let me go into why.

Acrobatics proficiency = gymnast's build (even better if he has expertise in it)

High dexterity = dancer's build

Sneaking / Crouching = constant squats

Uncanny Dodge / Evasion = basically lunges + glute bridges

Thief subclass + Second-Story Work = step ups and/or jump squats

Lock picking = reverse lunge to get in positon

Basically, his whole day is filled with an excellent set of ass exercises. Throw in a few more things like donkey kicks and clam shells and his entire posterior would be covered.

Now would he have a huge butt? Not necessarily-- but it would certainly be quite toned and, at a very minimum, a good size for grabbing. 🖐🏽

In conclusion: he got buns hun.

Thank you for coming to my recurring TedTalk. I'll see you again next time I'm thinking of the pale elf's butt.

#astarion #bg3 astarion #asstarion #absolutely caked #he wouldnt have abs but who needs abs with buns of steel??#like he could crush a can between his cheeks #all rogues could #it's actually a fact in the players handbook #(it's not but it should be)

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time-woods · 9 months

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more shenanigans with simon and cake- plus a bonus marcy !

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #marceline #adventure time #cake the cat #i absolutely adore marcys wolfcut in fionna and cake

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phantom-shell · 8 months

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Vampworld Finn's pillow corner! Because a good vampire hunter is a well rested one!! :)

Pt.1, Next

#I just wanted to draw something soft #before the absolute shitstorm that will be upon us tomorrow #Vampworld Finn #adventure time #fionna and cake #finn the human #finn mertens #art #artwork #digital art #my art #fanart

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ziggizapz · 8 months

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she mothered too close to the sun with these ones

#bloody fuckin rambles #marceline my everything ...#fionna and cake #i dont talk abt it enough here im absolutely LOVING it

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starry-mang0s · 4 months

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GENDER SWAP!!!!

Prismo -> Spectra

Scarab -> Juniper/June/Junie

There’s a variation of scarab beetle called a June bug and they are this gorgeous green and I HAD to make a gender swapped scarab design!!!!

#EUGH I LOVE HER SM MY BBG #I’m so happy with how Junie came out!#and spectra as always is such a cutie #absolutely adore her purple! Ty to whoever started that :>#digital art #adventure time #fan art #fiona and cake #prohibitedwish #art #prismo the wishmaster #prismo #prohibited wish fanart #scarab the god auditor #June bug #spectra #Junie the god auditor #spectra the wishmistress #gender bender

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allofeternitywithu · 8 months

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i was trying to dissect why ‘the winter king’ and ‘the star’ are my favorite episodes of fionna and cake so far, and then i realized that i just absolutely adore insane women

#i absolutely need these two alternate universe versions of bubbline to meet immediately #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #marceline abadeer #princess bubblegum #the star #the winter king #bubbline #adventure time #candy queen #venus talks

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corallapis · 11 months

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#doctor x master #doctor who #classic who #delgado!master #ainley!master #shalka!master #simm!master #gomez!master #dhawan!master #the master #dw #*#has this gifset been made a thousand times before? probably #1001 cakes #(honorary mention to ainley telling six he has an 'endearing' habit of getting into situations in trial)#i absolutely love how it has evolved from a common pattern of speech in the time it was originally set #to something specific to the master & his rship to the doctor

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magicicephoenix · 3 months

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Happy Bendyversary!! He’s now 7 years old! :O

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #bendy #the ink demon #doodle dump #happy birthday bendy #bendyversary #no i didn’t post this late… definitely didn’t miss the deadline by two and a half hours… i am always on time…#man he’s come so far. how the time flies #batdr ink demon is absolutely about to take a big chomp of that cake. candles and all #batim ink demon (having no ability to chomp) is concerned by this course of action #and toon bendy’s just having a grand ol’ time :) he gets to hold a cake! how exciting!!

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dnncats · 10 months

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personally i think he should have angel fangs

#fiona and cake #marshall lee #the “vampire bites” on his neck are conveniently placed moles hehehe :))#listen. marceline and marshall lee were 13 yr old me's bi crushes so im absolutely CHEERING w the reboot & redesign rn #once again im in shambles over a man with a guitar and dreads #dnncats

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tailsdollr · 8 months

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#my art #art #doodles #adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab #prismo #jake the dog #i dropped absolutely everything to draw this #adventure time fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #prohibitedwish

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taswelle · 7 months

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everything is ok, i am okay.

#my art #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #marceline the vampire queen #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake fanart #i wish we saw them interact more honeslty she wouldve drop kicked him for nearly putting on the crown #ignore shadow it is absolutely not true

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cappycodeart · 8 months

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local idiot fixes problem he inadvertently created

#adventure time #atimers #winter king #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #at spoilers #spoilers #digital art #fan art #sketch #flat color #comic #2023 #I'M SORRY I'M JUST... HORRIDLY CURIOUS HOW A WINTER KING VS LICH FIGHT WOULD GO #BUT ALSO MAD CACKLING BC I COULD SEE HIM CELEBRATING IT AS A VICTORY TO HIS EGO #BUT AT THE SAME TIME SIR... SIR U CAUSED THIS PROBLEM... LMAO...#am I aware winter king is old news? yes. am I still gonna draw him? yes. absolutely. don't care. he's my other favorite guy. deal with it

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techmomma · 7 months

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god. what a desperate old man. no wonder betty wanted his caked-up nerd ass.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #steph art #absolutely love the fandom giving him a huge schnoz

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tutterypuff · 8 months

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tbh though if you look at the older episodes, Betty was always like absolutely 100% fully and irrevocably unhinged, and her going insane was barely a departure from the status quo at all

like this woman is and always was nuts, and I think it's for everyone's benefit that they're both equally obsessed with each other, because that means nobody else ever has to get involved with their fucked up dynamic

I think it's less that she put her life on hold for Simon's benefit, but that she's a scary lady who knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is a relationship with a nice autistic guy who's really into femdom