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defnotkanyewest · 2 months
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“Aang and Katara dont make sense together” Explain this then 🤨
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kalakilo · 2 months
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me trying to come up with literally ANY type of explanation to the aous ending that wouldnt mean what it most obviously means because i am so devastated
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hauntingblue · 2 months
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Ace....... my beautiful dead wife comes back to haunt me once again
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swordmaid · 5 months
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something so hilarious to me is that shri'iia becomes an oath breaker bc she failed to follow the tenets of lolth's paladins when she's on her own in the surface. like she did such a bad job on being a Lolth Paladin that she even ended up fucking an elf
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In his hands, in his arms, in his heart ...
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH OMG
i fuckin cried omg legit sobs like real tears and all .
btw i love u stella
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tragicomedys · 2 years
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fuckign hate straigjt cis dudes even the “cool” ones
#why are they so obsessed with concepts that low key connect to gender essentialism#Like fr they’re so obsessed with the ‘differences between men and women’ and reproductive shit and whagever#brothers trying to say there needs to be an inherent instinctual trait that has made people give girls dolls across cultures and history#that goes beyond social/cultural norms and pressures but connects to something inherently linked to their psychology. even during stone age#times/times where the world wasn’t so connected and stuff#Like bro…. and the thing is neither of us have even researched this topic well#so fucking arguing with him about this is literally like grasping at straws#and i’m not out either so i can’t pull my nonbinary card LMFAO…#like geez i’m not great at arguing against gender essentialism but you’re not qualified at all to be making connections across history/#cultures/sociologically speaking on how many girls have this instinct to care for a humanoid doll and how guys probably have this instinct#to be interested in shit like. Fucking a boulder falling in a pond or shit (tiktoks this ones for my male audience type vids)#like those tiktoks are jokes dog#anyway it’s so tough arguing w him cuz he’s also so defensive and sure he’s correct. sir you don’t fucking know shit on this topic and#neither do i. i just know that gender essentialism is stupid and we’re seeing that more and more in today’s times as lgbt communities make#themselves and their thoughts more known#No but for real straight cis dudes even the ones that are accepting actually make such a big deal about figuring out differences between#(Cis obv) women and men. and ofc it always goes back to reproductive functions + ‘hunger gatherer times’#it creates such an echo chamber bc his essentialist ideas are what is more generally believed by cis people and since he will never go#beyond that to research the topic he will always keep believing in this popular notion that isn’t necessarily based in facts. and that’s why#i hate arguing with him. i’m stuttering and confused for a reason and that’s bc i can admit i can’t argue this topic properly 😭#💭.txt
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imblocking-you · 1 year
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Ep. 2
This guy has a straight face but his personality and thought process definitely fucking balls
#or maybe he's narcissistic#imagine if she's fr just rejecting him no acting involved#he's hellbent on proving that there were real signs of her accepting just for his motive#my guy what is this behaviour#buti na lang may sense si secretary 🤩#or maybe mahirap lang marealise yung mga ganitong bagay pag sayo na nangyayari?? idk#SLAYY#jowa niya si Minwoo???#pustahan the officemates would end up dating#the idea of a ceo running through his company building 😭#i too want to work in these high end buildings#or maybe just visit i know they can get miserable lmao#yung secretary na magmmanage ng reputation niya lmaoo#ik i def wouldve fallen in love with her too but he's pretty weird#also hair nets#I feel bad for the girl that gave thr gift 😭😭#he's so resolved that she's the fake Jin Yeongseo bc Hari seemed more like the spoiled brat heiress than her#also i get why he didnt question a company worker looking exactly like his blind date#her hair was pink in the webtoon when she went on the blind date so yeah LMAO#he's fucking furious bro 💀 'bring her to me first' aight#I LOVE HOW IN THE FLASHBACK OF THE DRAWING SCENE WE SAW FROM HIS POV INSTEAD OF THE OG SCENE HHH#i love them sm#i find it cute that the pres(?) is cleaning the sec's house anf him w/o the coat? the waistline? holding that broom? im kneeling sir#also youre not at an office setting drop the ceo tone#i love all the characters talaga and nasa ep 2 pa lang ako 😭😭#learning and experiencing really makes you see things different#most of his lines aren't endearing at all 😭#yeongseo tricking her 💀#im glad the grandfather doesnt seem stuck up i feel like he'll root for whoever ceo chooses since yk his wish for a family and the pork cls#ahhh idk what to think of ceo honestly men confuse me
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UNFORGETTABLE ★ CL16
PAIRING ✦ charles leclerc x fem!gymnast!reader
SUMMARY ✦ after attending one f1 race, you simultaneously manage to embarrass yourself in front of and impress a certain f1 driver [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
REQUESTED ✦ here!
NOTES ✦ for the purpose of this fic, the reader is going to represent america in the olympics for gymnastics. i made the reader have a private insta account for this fic & a main, just to fit in with the 'private life' aspect. the fc i've used is isabela juliana, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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user1 STUNNERRR!!
user2 if the whole gymnastics thing doesn't work out, you could literally have a career as a model because damnnn!!
user3 the flowersss 🥺🥺
user4 is she going to the olympics this year??
user5 yess!! can't wait to see her 💗💗
simonebiles my girl wowwww 😍😍
yourusername my lover fr 💓💓
yourbsf GORGEOUS
yourusername LOVE YOU!!
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yourfinsta sushi night & trying to figure this f1 shit out before this weekend 🍣😱
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yourbsf SINCE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH F1
yourfinsta HAVE I NOT TOLD YOU
yourbsf NOOO???
yourfinsta FERRARI INVITED ME AS A PADDOCK GUEST SO I GUESS IM GOING
yourbsf you better message me ALL ABOUT IT
yoursibling you're the luckiest bitch alive.
yourfinsta yeah except i know NOTHINGG about f1 pls drop by my apartment and teach me ☹️
yoursibling fine fine im on my way
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yourfinsta third slide is me after embarrassing myself in front of one of the most good-looking guys alive?? i swear i knew his name i just panicked when someone asked me 😭
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yourbsf HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW WHO CHARLES LECLERC WAS
yourfinsta YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING ESP WHEN HE BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN LATER??
yourbsf he brought it up AGAINNN?? oh he likes you.
yourfinsta NO HE DOESNTT HE WAS PROBABLY JUST AS EMBARRASSED AS I WAS.
yoursibling the caption??
yourfinsta it's a long story. i'll tell you when i get home
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yourusername i had such a good time w ferrari this weekend: thank you sm for having me!! (ps. yes i do know who both drivers are 🤣)
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user9 the caption 🤣🤣
user10 you have to praise the girl for owning her mistake!
user11 STUNNERRR
user12 so why isn't she training then...
user13 ppl are allowed to take breaks - leave her alone!
user14 the flowers are so on y/n's brand
user15 righttt!! she's so spring i can't explain it
scuderiaferrari it was lovely to have you with us, y/n!
yourusername thank you for having me! ❤️❤️
user16 okay but why couldn't they have chosen someone who knows about f1 instead of someone random girl off the street?? like at least pick someone who's WATCHED the sport, and knows the drivers names.
user17 tons of people who haven't watched the sport get invited all the time. she said when she was there that she didn't have too much knowledge on the sport, but wanted to learn more about it, hence why she accepted the invite. she said she forgot their names momentarily because she was panicked by the larger crowd, so maybe leave off her for a minute! 💓
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( caption one: back again 😴 | caption two: thanks for the gift 😉 )
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yourusername another crazy weekend later...🏎️
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user22 she's so luckyyyy wth!
user23 TWO F1 RACES IN A ROW?? WOWWW SOMEONE'S POPULAR
user24 AND THE HAT? it's def charles asking for her
user25 the outfitttt wow 😍
user26 she's literally so pretty
user27 STAY AWAY FROM CHARLES
user28 girl what.
charles_leclerc the bag 😉
yourusername yes yes you bought it for me thanks babe 🤣💓
user29 A GIFT? 'BABE'? WHATTTT
user30 WOAH WHAT IS THIS
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yourusername back to training at last 🤸‍♀️
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user31 back to your rootsss!!
user32 my fav gymnast
user33 WE'VE BEEN WAITINGGG i can't wait for the olympics
user34 SAME!!
user35 wowww she's stunning!
user36 is this charles' girlfriend then or-
user37 nope! nothing's been confirmed right now - they might just be good friends!
simonebiles YOU ARE EVERYTHINGGG!!
yourusername I LOVE YOU 💗
charles_leclerc i could do that 🤣
yourusername fighting talk from someone who drives around in a car all day!
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charles_leclerc turns out the key to heart is to actually just buy her flowers 🤷‍♀️❤️
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user42 MAMA Y PAPA
user43 UR SO REAL FOR THISSS
user44 DAMN Y/N IS BEING SPOILTTTT
user45 AS SHE SHOULD BEEE!!
user46 POWER COUPLE ALERTTT
user47 gymnast x f1 driver is NOT a trope i was expecting but i love it!!
yourusername the flowers are the only reason we're together.
charles_leclerc WHAT
yourusername wish i was kidding, i'm just a sucker for nice flowers 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
yourusername ALL JOKES ASIDE im so grateful 💗
landonorris barf 🤮
yourusername call me when you get a girlfriend x
user48 SHE'S FRIENDS W THE PADDOCK TOO??
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yourusername it's no longer acceptable to forget your name anymore ☹️💓
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user49 MY NEW FAV COUPLE ON THE GRID
user50 im OBSESSEDDD
user51 pls call me if he fumbles you ☹️
user52 NO REALLL im always here y/n ❤️❤️
user53 THE THIRD SLIDE PLEASEEEE
user54 love a woman who's obsessed w her man 🙏
simonebiles if he hurts you im always here (to date you)
yourusername my ACTUALLL wife 💍💍
charles_leclerc im so lucky ❤️
yourusername you mean you're lucky i liked the flowers.
charles_leclerc you're still on about this??
yourusername YOU THINK IM JOKING?? flowers are my life. i would die for flowers. it's the only reason we're together 🤣💗
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Soo
A charles leclerc x reader where the reader is the sister of a fellow driver (you pick) and no one knows. and when they do find out the brother loses his shit and then just accepts it
Thx a lot
instagram au🏎️ C.L
Gasly!reader x Charles leclerc
y/n’s older brother Pierre doesn’t know she’s dating his best friend…kind of a soft launch?
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y/ngasly: feels like summer☀️👙
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pierregasly:Qui est sur la 2e photo ?
y/ngasly: ça ne te regarde pas💗
pierregasly: oi
fransisca.cgomes: beau bébé😍💗
y/ngasly: love youuu💗
gaslyfann: their friendship is so cute >>🥹
pg10fann: we wish you was in the paddock more !!
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lechairfannn16: charles liking🤭
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charles_leclerc: feels like summer ;)🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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pierregasly: ☀️☀️☀️
fan57: either Pierre already knows y/n and charles are OBVIOUSLY dating or he’s really dumb 💀💀
user11: deffo dumb 😭😭
fan8: SECOND PHOTO HELLO?????
scuderiaferrari: ❤️❤️❤️
sainzgirly: HIM USING THE SAME CAPTION AS Y/N👹👹👹
user88: we lost him guys🥹🥲🥲
y/nandcha: Y/N AND CHARLES SOFT LAUNCHING !!!!!!!!!!!
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y/ngasly and charles_leclerc: mon amour❤️❤️
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pierregasly: wtf seriously.
y/ngasly: please don’t be mad with me 🫤💗
charles_leclerc: we’re sorry for not telling you before!
pierregasly: fuck off charles
user257: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG
arthur_leclerc: beautiful couple❤️
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fan279: arthurs comment is so funny to me considering there’s a whole fight going on above it 😭😭😭
pierregaslyyyy: fr💀💀
ferarriboyz: *cries in happiness*
user192: they’re🥹so🥹freaking🥹cute😭😭😭😭
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y/ngasly: even tho Pierre was a little pi**ed at first…they’re still besties!!🫶🏼🫶🏼
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gazly10fan: nah that first pic is a violation 💀💀
charles_leclerc: y/n no!!! you promised you wouldn’t post that first one 🤦🏻‍♂️
y/ngasly: meh you love me anyway 💗
charles_leclerc: that’s true 😚❤️
pierregasly: this is actually vile stop.
y/ngasly: as if I don’t see you doing WAY worse in kikas comments💀💀
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authors note- hope you liked this ,felt a little motivated after my last post so here we go!! I’m so sorry that it took literal months to do this request but I hope this is what you wanted my love ! take care of yourselves ❤️❤️
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f1rodrigo · 2 months
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the mclaren boy mystery
l. norris / o. piastri
summary: in which your boyfriend is a formula one driver for team mclaren and when you finally decide it's time to start hinting to the world, the internet is confused on exactly which driver is your boyfriend. pairing: social media au || lando norris / oscar piastri x reader fc: jazmyn makenna
a/n: made this on a whim instead of studying for exams & doing hw. there will be more parts eventually... i hope you enjoy for the sake of my abandoned school work. (edit hours later) -> omfg i spent all day working on this (literally at the expense of my hw & studying lolol) & i was about to publish it when i went to my drafts & it was just GONE. i was about to be in tears. i tried everything & finally accepted the fact that it was going to be gone forever. BUT i just opened tumblr again & there she was!!!! so so happy. anyways hope you enjoy<33.
sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble
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yourusername fast cars n pretty girls 💌
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user1 i have no idea who these girls are but lando is in the likes......
⤷ user2 fr i'm so curious now
⤷ user3 landos girl of the week i suppose 🤣
⤷ user4 prob just ur typical rich girls who spend their weekends at races 🤷🏻‍♀️
yourbestfriend same time next week?
francisca.cgomes gorgeous girls
⤷ yourusername love u kiks
⤷ user5 guys..... i am thinking Thoughts...
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oscarpiastri Singapore, the new helmet and I are ready ✨
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mclaren ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
user1 LETS GOOOOO
user2 oscar piastri singapore gp winner has a nice ring to it
user3 sexy helmet for a sexy man
user4 SLAYYYYYY
yourusername love the new helmet osc liked by author
⤷ user5 now she's in oscars comments wtf
⤷ user6 and he liked 😯
⤷ user7 are f1 drivers not allowed to have friends or something
user8 absolutely loveee 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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yourusername we <3 singapore
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user1 guys this isn't funny anymore WHO IS SHE
⤷ user2 lando's gf
⤷ user3 SERIOUSLY?? HOW DO YOU KNOW
⤷ user2 calm 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was joking i have no clue but honestly wouldn't doubt it
⤷ user4 would yall call me insane if i said i think she's oscars gf
⤷ user5 yes
⤷user6 hmm im listening
user7 oscar in the likes... after she was in his comments...
user8 full main post of lando AND oscar ffs no shame
⤷ user9 maybe they're friends like wtf is the big deal????
⤷ user10 obvs clout chasing
⤷ user11 literally how 😐
⤷ user12 misogyny thats how 👎🏻
⤷ user13 cmon not even close, no one in the f1 community had any clue who this girl was and one day she starts posting about f1 immediately people start talking about her thinking she's dating lando and then next post she's posting him and oscar like clearly trying to get people to keep talking about her. she more than likely isn't with either of them and is she just cashing in her 15 seconds of fame or trying to live out her wag dream
⤷ user14 not the essay in the instagram comment section bffr
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BG3 CHARACTERS REACTING TO BEING CALLED DADDY/MOMMY +18
characters included: karlach, astarion, halsin, gale, gortash
KARLACH
LOVES being called mama/mommy. probably suggests that you call her that before you can even bring it up
kind of plays into the caregiver role but only to an extent. it definitely feels like a character she shifts into. plays it VERY good though
usually something she reserves just for sex. if she calls herself mommy otherwise it’s probably in a nonsexual, playful manner (unless she’s teasing, which will be VERY obvious)
on the other hand…. if you call her mommy outside of sex….. she will be acting accordingly (your hole is getting obliterated promptly)
really, REALLY sweet when she goes into mommy mode 😭 like i don’t think could be a hard dom mommy if she tried. the two just don’t mix for her. consists of lots of praise and kisses and cooing
ASTARION
i’m sure he’s heard it before, but it’s different coming from you. he’s definitely taken aback at first. has to think about how he feels about it LMAO
makes him feel old af 😹😹 but he’s lowkey a sucker for an age gap dynamic so he has mixed feelings
eventually accepts how hot it is. once he sees you falling apart beneath him whimpering “daddy, daddy, daddy—“ his soul is SNATCHED !!!!!!!
loves to refer to himself as daddy to see your reaction— SO obsessed with the effect it has on you. he thinks it’s so sweet. will also use it to get you to do what he wants (using his powers for evil fr)
honestly wouldn’t have thought to introduce it to your relationship but he’s literally a natural. he already has the patronizing soft dom thing down so it flows pretty easily 😹💗
GORTASH
THE DADDY OF ALL TIME. DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO HIM IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEGIN AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH “DADDY”
refers to himself as daddy CONSTANTLY. will also do it outside of sex. literally a cringe discord daddy dom. but like. sexy. (will call you kitten)
HARD and MEAN daddy dom. can occasionally be sweet with it during aftercare though— “daddy’s so proud of you”
hearing you call him daddy makes him sooo weak. you can honestly get him to do anything for you if you whine “daddy” in a needy enough tone 😈 bonus points if you call him daddy in public. 100% wants everyone to know that you call him that
also super into the sugar daddy thing. loves to shower you in gifts and money. definitely a prominent dynamic in your relationship
GALE
legit stops him in his tracks. he’s like a deer in headlights. has no idea how to react LMAO
never considered himself daddy material before. he’s excited that you do though (he’s pumping his fist in the air and whispering “yesss” 😹😹) it’s a huge compliment for him
kind of awkward using it during sex at the beginning, he just doesn’t want to sound weird or anything. but if you encourage him he gets more confident with it and it’s so, so good
has such a good personality for it in terms of attentiveness/caring for you. plays daddy extremely well but he’d never admit it (still doesn’t believe he’s daddy material 😹)
gets SO flustered if you call him daddy in front of other people. even though he thinks it’s super hot he’d prefer for it to stay your little secret— it’s kind of sexier that way anyway
HALSIN
the most normal about being called daddy. doesn’t think it’s some huge deal or anything— he’s heard it before and it doesn’t phase him
integrates it into your sex life really smoothly (and into your everyday life if you want that). doesn’t care at all if people overhear and lowkey can embarrass you with how much he will readily refer to himself as that in public 😹😹 if you wanted him to wear a badge that said “[name]’s daddy” he would LMAO
always coming up with ways to get you to say it during sex, usually offering some kind of reward for it if you catch my drift 😼
the best at the caregiver role. does it so casually and it seems very normal for him. has such a good, soothing tone of voice for it too
the only downside is that it almost feels like he’s not as into it as you are. i mean he is but he’s so lax about it because he’s just like “kink is normal who cares !!” but like damn a little enthusiasm PLEASE
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mrchiipchrome · 2 months
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Softlaunch
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram hey, can you get me a glass of water? 
leahwilliamsonn no
 ↳yourinstagram meanie:(
    ↳leahwilliamsonn cry me a river
       ↳yourinstagram I’m telling Amanda
bethmead awww alvin is getting so big now
stanwaygeorgia i’m so ready to jump on a flight for some alvin cuddles
  ↳yourinstagram i feel so betrayed, WHAT ABOUT ME
     ↳stanwaygeorgia and some Y/n cuddles ofc
        ↳yourinstagram nope, too late now
           ↳stanwaygeorgia noooo i’m sorryyyyy
wosoforeverrrrr alvin needs his own account stat
    ↳yourinstagram don’t worry, i might have something up my sleeve…
       ↳wosoforeverrrrr YOOO WHAT
keirawalsh missing alvin hours
wosomyheart i would give you anything babe
    ↳fanofwoso EXCUSE ME LMAO
alessia
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alessia mmm sure
alessiarussonr1 this is actually her accepting my proposal xx
   ↳russoswife ummm obviously you haven’t seen our wedding photos
ellatoone 🥤💪🏻😁
  ↳yourinstagram ella what the actual flip are you doing
    ↳wosolover NOT FLIP😭
lottewubbenmoy looking good lovieee
yourinstagram i would lose my account again if i said what i was thinking xx
  ↳alessia Y/N Y/L/N 
arsenalfan i love besties hyping each other up
stephcately invite me the next timeeeeeee
   ↳alessia only if you bring calv
     ↳stephcately bring alvin and we have a deal
wosodetective anyone else think it’s a little suspicious that steph wants Less to bring Y/n’s dog with her?
   ↳leavemealone no actually i don’t
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram you were out there somewhere and you weren’t looking for me?!
whatinthewoso love the caption
stinablackstenius always taking up the entire bench
   ↳yourinstagram are you calling me fat?
     ↳stinablackstenius no
wosomyheart bruh i’d give anything to sit on her lap
 ↳wosoxwoso mate you need to get a life
kyracooneyx don’t be fooled, she let alvin attack me just before this
  ↳yourinstagram BLASPHEMY MY BABY BOY HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG 
     ↳lovinalvin FREE MY BOY
leahwilliamsonn why are you like this
  ↳yourinstagram STOP THIS BULLYING
swedishwosofan y/n sitting like shes about to say ‘välkommen till mina områden’ 💀
alessia
location: Somewhere Out There
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alessia look who came to visit
yourinstagram love my boy but he absolutely killed my hand the second he saw you
  ↳alessia you’re just jealous he loves me more
    ↳yourinstagram b-b-b-b-blocked
leahwilliamsonn @/yourinstagram you’re such a nerd 
  ↳yourinstagram THIS ISN’T EVEN MY POST WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME
     ↳leahwilliamsonn because it’s fun
katie_mccabe11 let me kidnap him
  ↳yourinstagram no
bethmead loved seeing my little baby again:)
  ↳mylemeadema woof:(
     ↳bethmead nooo mylie moo i didn’t mean it like that
w.saliba mon petit amour, il est le plus mignon du monde 
  ↳arsenal alvin 🤝 william saliba
wosodetective hmm interesting
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram love me
wosomyheart give me a chance and i will
  ↳russoswife bro go touch some grass, it’s getting unhealthy
    ↳alessiarussonr1 yeah bro listen to my wife bc she’s right
ona.batlle dream girl <3
  ↳wosoapprentice are they dating?
     ↳arsenalbarca you do know people can compliment others without dating right?
1maryearps i can be the 1 for you
  ↳yourinstagram sorry love, need 22 more
     ↳1maryearps i’ll steal you
        ↳yourinstagram please don’t
jordannobbs miss you and alvin
  ↳yourinstagram come home, the kids miss you:(
jbeattie91 alvin wants to come across the pond to visit auntie jen
  ↳yourinstagram when did he say this
alessia
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alessia amazing
mylemeadema woof woof
  ↳alvinthebuddy woof woof woof 
      ↳mylemeadema ruff woof ruff
alvinthebuddy who’s that pretty lady
  ↳wosogossip not y/n wingmanning for alvin and alvin wingmanning for y/n
liawalti looking cozy there
leahwilliamsonn really enjoyed the evening for the first time since @/yourinstagram joined
  ↳yourinstagram WHAT HAVE I DONE YOU
    ↳leahwilliamsonn you ate the last ice cream
alessia23lover loml
  ↳yourinstagram fr
wosodetective y/n commenting that alessia is the love of their life hmmm
  ↳woso123darling bro she was pretty clearly joking
arsenalfan we see you y/n
yourinstagram just so everyone knows IM SINGLE
  ↳1maryearps not for long
     ↳yourinstagram this feels weirdly threatening
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram they said it was market price, WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?
lucybronze these captions keep getting wilder
chloekelly love the shirt
stanwaygeorgia answer my facetime or else
  ↳yourinstagram you don’t scare me
    ↳stanwaygeorgia i’ll send magda on you if you’re not careful
       ↳yourinstagram when do you want to call?
russoswife y/n being scared of magda eriksson was not on my bingo card
  ↳alessiarussonr1 she’s literally my roman empire
arsenal when you find out please tell me so that i can avoid it
  ↳yourinstagram help me find it please, it’s getting ridiculous
alessia i literally saw y/n cry when she saw the prices
  ↳yourinstagram STOP EXPOSING ME
alvinthebuddy grr grr ruff ruff
  ↳yourinstagram i know buddy, i’m sorry that you didn’t get the good food but i needed food too
     ↳alvinthebuddy GRRR GRRR
wosomyheart i’ll help you find the market baby
  ↳norflondonforever bro legit find a hobby
alessia
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alessia i’m going to run
ellatoone thanks for the clarification love, we totally don’t see the treadmills behind you
  ↳alessia shut up
mayaletissier come by for a coffee when you’re in manny next
racheldaly3 gorgeous gorgeous girl
  ↳yourinstagram real
russo23 y/n snitching on herself is so real, we get it girl
  ↳londonisred she’s actually so me
leahwilliamsonn yess beautiful
  ↳yourinstagram first time ever you’ve been right
    ↳leahwilliamsonn shut your mouth
      ↳yourinstagram i know where you live
        ↳leahwilliamsonn boo hoo
arsenalw serving cunt ml
alvinthebuddy come over
  ↳alessiarussonr1 y/n using alvins account to flirt with alessia will never not be funny 😭
wosowives i love literal captions
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram be the batman to my spiderman? 
leahwilliamsonn are you stupid, those are two entirely different universes
  ↳yourinstagram obviously i know that, i’m a nerd
victoriapelova i know a certain someone who’s definitely getting flashbacks…
  ↳russofilms WHAT DO YOU MEAN
kyracooneyx i think i’ll pass xx
  ↳yourinstagram -everyone that sees you on tinder
wosomyheart i’m tired of saying it, but if you give me a chance i could be everything you need and more
   ↳y/nindoors bro try going to sleep instead of harassing our queen
      ↳alessiarussonr1 you ate 
alessia
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alessia best of three
yourinstagram …is behind the camera
  ↳kyracooneyx shut up
yourinstagram the one on the left tho
  ↳alessia no.
norflondonforever i adore the jackets
  ↳alessiasrussos they’re literally triplets
y/nrusso i love alessia shutting y/n down like that 😭
yourinstagram DARLINGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAIIIIL
  ↳kimlittle1990 you went to jail? we’re talking about this at training
    ↳yourinstagram NO NO I DIDN'T IT'S JUST A TREND
arsenal not y/n getting scolded by skip 😭
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram just pretend like you were asleep…
stanwaygeorgia I KNEW THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE DOING
  ↳yourinstagram shhhh no you didn’t
wosodetective does anyone think that looks like alessia?
wosomyheart you’ll never have to pretend with me
  ↳spurssuck bro take a hint
lucybronze i’m telling sarina 
  ↳yourinstagram come on luce don’t be like that
    ↳lucybronze stop putting fake bugs in my bed and i might
      ↳yourinstagram i’m just a girl
niamhcharles17 we need to do it again, loved hearing hempo scream
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram the troy to my abed @/alessia
alessia my loveee
  ↳yourinstagram my universeee
leahwilliamsonn ugh finally i don’t have to pretend that i didn’t know
  ↳yourinstagram will you finally stop being mean
     ↳leahwilliamsonn no
wosodetective I TOLD Y’ALL, I FUCKING KNEW IT
alessiarussonr1 honestly fair enough, this was the best soft launch of all time
communitywoso NO BC YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THOUGHT WENT INTO THIS LIKE THEY QUOTED TROY AND ABED IN THEIR CAPTIONS USING THE SAME SCENES LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER
   ↳abedswoso not only that but like y/n’s spiderman picture, donald glover has been fancasted as miles morales so many times so like that was genius. 
wosofacts y/n likes community?
  ↳russo23 THATS WHAT YOU DECIDE TO FOCUS ON?? but yeah she said it in some interview ages ago
wosomyheart so i don’t have a shot?
  ↳fanofwoso how stupid can you be
    ↳wosoxwoso so i see @/wosomyheart still hasn’t gotten a life
      ↳russoswife yeah no i don’t think they’ll ever get one right @/alessiarussonr1
       ↳alessiarussonr1 yeah i mean it’s been forever i think we’ve all lost hope
        ↳norflondonforever i don’t even know what to say anymore
         ↳spurssuck how desperate can you be like fr
bethmead cuties
arsenal our fav dog moms 
softlaunchwoso i guess i’ll have to add another couple to my list
alessia
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alessia troy and abed in the morning
liawalti too cute
yourinstagram if your left leg is halloween and your right leg is christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?
  ↳alessia i knew this would happen
russoswife i guess i’ll have to change my insta handle now:(
  ↳alessiarussonr1 change it to alessiarussonr1swife 
wosomywoso i love how this relationship has brought people together, like literally two people got together bc of them
giorgiorusso94 the whole russo family send their love
  ↳they/l/nfamily don’t forget us
katie_mccabe11 no more secretsss
kyracooneyx how did everyone EXCEPT me know?
  ↳yourinstagram you would’ve told literally everyone.
   ↳kyracooneyx fair enough
alvinthebuddy woof woof woof ruff woof
  ↳yourinstagram thanks buddy
    ↳alessia thank you vinnie
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sorry y'all i geeked out massively i just found it funny😭
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love-belle · 9 months
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take a look at my girlfriend !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's everything and he's just her proud boyfriend.
or
for when they're your everything. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - when i said i was back on my writing grind i MEANT it
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yourusername his cringe behaviour has me captivated
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username MOTHER?????
username not my wife trying to soft launch man what is this
username THE LAST SLIDE??????? HELLO??????? WHAT THE FUCK
username im.
username the first photo i died y'all
-> username she can break me in half and i'll thank her js saying
francisca.cgomes the first photo, i am looking (respectfully)
-> yourusername it's there only for u bébé
username SHE'S SO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username rockstar gf
username i want her sooooooo bad
username babe drop his @ we won't hurt him i swear
-> username damn who's we
-> username right like im gonna curb stomp that mf
username y/n i thought u were for the girls and the gays ://///
-> yourusername i am dw child
lukehemmings tell your bf to stop spamming us, we CANNOT give him a private concert at 4 in the morning
-> yourusername he just wants to hear she looks so perfect
-> lukehemmings basic bitch
-> landonorris WOAH OKAY
*comment deleted*
username lando in the likes i see u pineapple boy
username we lost her huh
username this has devastated me (im so happy for her)
username never though i'd see y/n soft launch her relationship 😭😭😭
landonorris nah i think he's kinda cool
-> yourusername he's okay
-> landonorris just okay???
-> yourusername no he's more than that
-> landonorris go on 😏
-> yourusername he's okayish
-> landonorris 😐
-> username WHAT IS GOING ON
-> username did i miss a whole fucking chapter or something.
username thinking thots rn
username if i lose my wife to a vroom vroom mutation i will literally get so violent
username babe it's okay ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ u can come home now ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ kids and the cats missed u ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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landonorris my girl my girl my girl
7,982 comments
username SORRY WHAT
username IM GONNA CRY
username oh my god
username ngl that looks like y/n
-> username now that ur saying it................
-> username no.
-> username i refuse to accept it
username THE CAT
-> username not trying to alarm anyone but that looks like y/n's cat
-> username fr like u cannot tell me that it's NOT marshmallow
-> username SO off topic but i love that fact that y/n (🖤🗿🎱🎧📼) named her cat marshmallow (💓🍧🍬💒🧶)
username i simply refuse to accept that im losing both of my parasocial relationships
carlossainz55 trust us, we KNOW
-> landonorris you're gonna continue to do so :D
-> username lando using ":D" WHO GOT HIM LIKE THAT
username just wanna know who's love got him singing we fell in love in october
username if that's y/n then im giving up :)
charles_leclerc i want that cat
-> landonorris it's yours i hate that demon
-> username NAHHH NOT LANDO SHITTING ON MY CHILD
-> username 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺 stay back 🤺🤺🤺 i will protect marshmallow with my life 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
username lando norizz is proving to be kinda wrong here haha
username i just know he's down BAD for her
lilymhe the only reason i follow you is cause of your gf
-> landonorris unfollow me NOW
-> lilymhe no.
username this is y/n idc let me be delulu
-> username no bc i kinda agree with u like
-> username I KNOW LIKE THESE PHOTOS ARE SO Y/N CORE
yourusername need to adopt that cat asap
-> landonorris that's not a cat, that's whatever was let out of pandora's box
-> yourusername boy i will block u
-> username NOT Y/N ACTING LIKE THAT'S NOT HER CAT
-> username honestly give up y'all we KNOW
≡;- ꒰ °instagram stories ꒱
landonorris added to their instagram stories
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yourusername an idiot but i love this idiot
tagged landonorris
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username I FUCKING KNEW OMG
username THEY'RE SO
username i love them sm what the fuck
username honestly my favs
username IM SO HAPPY AHJSJSJSSJJSJS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username "men r bad men are nasty but this one is ok" she's so real for this
-> username my queen spoke nothing but facts
-> username this is so y/n of y/n
lilymhe an idiot (derogatory)
-> yourusername an idiot (affectionate)
-> landonorris how about you both stop calling me an idiot??? how's that???
username he's so bf omg
username lando norris i am in your walls
-> username im under his bed
-> username im hiding behind his door
-> username im in the closet
-> username we love u ❤️
-> username i meant literally u dumbfuck
-> username oh
-> username stfu i am in his bathroom
-> landonorris i am unsafe
username this is so chaotic and im here for every minute of it
username FUCK YEAH SOFT LAUNCHES ARE OVERRATED ANYWAYS
danielricciardo you should've seen the look of panic on his face, truly a sight to behold
-> yourusername his 2628182837 texts saying "i done fucked up" kinda gave me an idea
username < them 3
username do y'all need a dog??? i can bark
usernames SOMEONE GET ME A BF RN ISTG
carmenmmundt cutest 🤍
*liked by yourusername*
username lando ur catching these hands
username need to pray to whichever god lando prayed to 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
username im LIVING for the lando content we're being fed rn
landonorris me and the bitch i pulled by being mean to her
-> yourusername what did u say
-> landonorris me and my very amazing beautiful ethereal breathtaking hot angelic gorgeous pretty cute adorable gf whom i love and respect very much ☺️❤️
landonorris i loveeeeeee u
-> landonorris please take the demon child, i mean marshmallow, away from me
-> yourusername no ❤️
-> yourusername (i love u)
username im gonna cry what the fuck i need this kinda love
username HSHDJAKSHDHAKKASJJSHSA
-> landonorris same
username love to see lando grovelling ❤️
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landonorris take a look at my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!! (❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
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username PLEASE I WANT HER SO BAD
username just one chance y/n i swear
username don't be shy lando fuck off go on do it
username came here for lando stayed for y/n 💪💪💪
username love a man who's just pathetic little baby girl and his gf who's EVERYTHING
*liked by yourusername*
-> username THIS.
username THE QUOTE OH MUCHOD
username HOW did u pull her
-> username this is MY generation's bermuda triangle
-> username LMFAOOOOO
username lando norizz but he actually pulled 🙏🙏🙏
-> username this revelation needs to be scientifically studied
username i love how half the comments section is thirsting for y/n and the other half is just straight up bullying lando
charles_leclerc we beg you, stop it we KNOW
-> landonorris no
username nah bc the grid being sick of him being in love is sending me 💀💀💀💀💀
username SHE'S SO ETHEREAL
username i love her sm
username lando just so u know *our girlfriend
username IM GOING FERAL OVER THIS OMGAIHAAJK
username goodnight.
lilymhe MY girlfriend but alright
-> francisca.cgomes real like he's forgetting something
-> carmenmmundt honestly
-> alexandrasaintmleux i know like *our* girlfriend
-> yourusername my loves 😘😘😘
-> landonorris wow..
username they're so ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
username someone find me someone like this i beg
username need to know how they met bc they couldn't be more opposites 💀💀💀💀
lewishamilton so happy for you mate 💜!!
*liked by landonorris*
username on my knees for this woman and for this woman only
username just one chance pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
username i see how kind god has been to others
yourusername i better be the only one u got
-> landonorris take a look at my girlfriend she's the only i got
-> yourusername that's better ☺️
yourusername love u loverboy
-> landonorris who
-> yourusername *i love u loverboy
-> landonorris 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
-> danielricciardo oh no he's lagging again
-> yourusername just give him a min
username IM SO NORMAL ABT THEM I SWEAR I AM
username sliding down the wall fr cannot believe he bagged my wife
username wow.
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f1byjessie · 3 months
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A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS ━━ LN4.
sometimes the right words are hard to come across, and sometimes everything you need to say can be captured in an image.
( lando norris x photographer!reader )
━━ part three.
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yourusername is it time for bahrain yet?! can’t wait to see these two back in action again soon! 🧡
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mclaren We keep asking ourselves the same thing! Our engines are ready and we’re raring to go! 🧡
↳ yourusername you truly understand me mclaren admin
↳ mclaren we think you’re the one who truly understands us y/n
↳ user y/n x mclaren admin?? 🤯 the plot twist none of us saw coming
user missing these lads so much lately
user THE RADIO SILENCE ON OSCAR’S SOCIALS WAS KILLING ME I DEPEND ON THESE MEN TOO MUCH THEY KEEP ME ALIVE 😭😭
user the f1 drought is real rn
user MCLAREN SUPREMACY 2024
↳ user i’m trying to be delulu but we all know it’s just gonna be the mv33 and redbull show again this year 🫤
user soooo are we all just gonna pretend like we didn’t see the pics of her with garrett ward orrrrr?
↳ user no bc i was just thinking the same thing 👀
↳ user wait that was actually her??? cuz you can like barely see her face so i thought it was just a joke???
user what a fake ass bitch
user she only posts other ppl on her acc cuz she knows her ugly ass face would scare everyone else away
user homegirl needs to stay tf away from my man fr 😤😤
user god what a hoe 😒 she already has these two that she could fuck with idk why she needed to go after garrett
user SLUT SLUT SLUT
user if she tries anything with anyone else on the city team i’m gonna lose my shit fr
↳ user same omg
↳ user honestly i’m just glad she didn’t go after grealish or haaland 🙌
↳ user she probably would’ve tried if they weren’t taken already 🙄
↳ user nah i bet she’s totally a homewrecker garrett’s probably just the first on her list
user oh… these comments… 😰
↳ user right???
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yourusername the city boys know how it’s done! and looking pretty good in orange too 😉
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mancity The lads are looking good indeed! This weekend’s match against Newcastle should be an exciting one! ⚽️🩵
mclaren ✍️ Jeremy ✍️ Doku ✍️ and ✍️ Ruben ✍️ Dias ✍️ McLaren ✍️ 2025
↳ mancity Do you think Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri would look good in sky blue? 🤔
user funny how she posts every city man BUT garrett
user god when does she go back to f1??
↳ user march iirc
↳ user well it can’t get here soon enough jfc
user FUCK OFF WE DON’T WANT YOU
user you’re a slag and should accept the fact that any guy would only want you bc of how easy you are
user i’ll bet my left leg that the only reason the f1 boys haven’t shacked up with her yet is cuz they know she’s probably riddled with disease since she drools over every guy that comes near her 😒 like girl needs to bffr and realize that throwing herself at every male in her vicinity isn’t gonna land her a husband and it just making her even more of a slut
↳ user nah i’ll bet they’ve all already done her over in f1 but nobody will touch her now that they’ve passed her round so she had to come over to football just to try and get someone to touch her again 🙄🙄🙄
user i hope garrett realizes how much of a slut she is and breaks up with her
user sick and tired of bitches like this getting with footballers and being all controlling. like i’ll bet she’s gonna tell garrett he can’t go out and party with his mates anymore bc he has to spend time in with her and then she’ll get all pissy about him having female fans bc she’s insecure and knows that if garrett got to meet a REAL fan he’d jump ship immediately. those of us who ACTUALLY care about footballers know their fans are super important to them and we wouldn’t hinder their relationship with them just bc we’re jealous or insecure. garrett needs to be with someone who actually supports him and is willing to let him do what he wants instead of controlling him like he’s a dog on a leash.
user kys like genuinely
user god i can’t wait for this skank to die 😒
“Hey Lando, it’s me. Your best friend. Again,” you give a humorless chuckle. “I could seriously use some of your wizened advice right about now, so, uh, please just give me a call back when you can. Thanks.”
It seems poetic in a cruel sort of way that less than a week ago you were walking Etihad Campus and feeling like you were on top of the world━ working a new albeit temporary gig, adding the Manchester City name to your list of clients, having photos of world-renowned footballers in your portfolio━ and now you’ve resigned yourself to hiding away in the women’s restroom, locked in a stall because it’s the only place you could think of where nobody would be able to find you.
You’re on the verge of tears and feeling rather stupid for it.
It’s the third time today alone that your call has gone straight to voicemail, and with the dozens of unread texts you’ve sent in the last week added to the mix, it’s starting to paint a picture you’re not very happy with. Lando is ignoring you. Or he’s blocked you. Or he’s blocked you because he’s ignoring you━
You bite down on your lip, hard, to keep back the sob crawling its way up your throat.
You’re not a PR officer, you hadn’t been lying when you told Garrett that, but you’ve spent enough time around the McLaren PR teams that you’ve picked up enough tips and tricks to know, at the very least, that the best thing you can do is just ignore the comments.
That’s what they tell all the athletes.
What they don’t tell the athletes is that ignoring the comments is much easier said than done, especially when your career requires you to have such a significant online presence. And the thing is, despite all of these strangers hounding you with every name under the sun and criticizing your capabilities, qualifications, and very existence, the thing that hurts the most is the radio silence from the only person you know could make it all better.
Now, more than ever, you need your best friend. But he isn’t here.
You tuck your phone into your jacket pocket and unlock the stall with great reluctance. You know better than to be hiding away, shirking your responsibilities while crying over a few missed phone calls. You have a job to do, and a real professional wouldn’t let something as simple as a handful of tasteless comments get in the way of that.
You should be used to them. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before.
Your first month at McLaren wasn’t entirely different.
When you were first hired on, Carlos had been in Formula One for a handful of years already and had built up a devotedly loyal fanbase with a decently large percentage of possessive fangirls who had come for your head the moment your existence had been announced.
The McLaren Instagram account had posted a picture of you standing between their two grinning drivers, your camera strung around your neck, with a very nice caption welcoming you to the team, and despite no indication that you were by any means involved with either of them in a way that went beyond professional, the comments had been taken over by feral teenage girls who saw the act of you simply standing near Carlos to be a direct threat against their “chances.”
Though it had been frustrating being met with childish threats and petty insults in your comments, you hadn’t really held it against any of them. You remember being a teenage girl and crushing on a celebrity. Deep down you knew you never had a chance with them, but that hadn’t stopped you from hanging posters in your bedroom and doodling their name beneath yours inside of scribbled hearts in your diary.
Regardless, it had taken close to a month for the negativity to die down, and you hadn’t had Lando then, either, so now shouldn’t be much different.
In fact, everyone on the Manchester City team━ trainers, physios, media coordinatiors, and anyone inbetween━ has been very polite about everything between you and Garrett. A lot of them have just avoided saying anything about it, which you’re very grateful for because you don’t think you’d be able to hold back your grimace while thanking them for their well wishes, and the few who have mentioned it typically only say something vague like a wishing you the best of luck or hoping you’re happy.
An intern gave you a sympathetic smile the other day, and you’d nearly burst into tears in the middle of the office of the Director of Communications, so you know you aren’t truly alone in this.
You just feel alone.
Exiting the bathroom is a simple affair. There’s no one standing post outside ready to give you any shit for being hidden away, and nobody comes sprinting around the corner as you make your way down the hall to the press conference room that’s been temporarily turned into your base of operations.
You think you’ll probably be able to go the rest of the afternoon without running into anyone, when you open your door and find━ sitting in the front row of the seats typically saved for journalists and the press, scrolling across his phone with a disinterested look painted across his face━ Jack Grealish.
“Jack,” you greet, a bit shocked. You close the door to the room gently behind you, and cross the distance to your desk. “Did we have a meeting scheduled? It must’ve completely slipped my mind, I sincerely apologize.”
He offers you a polite smile. “No, we didn’t, so no need to be sorry. I actually just wanted to check in. See how things are going with everything.”
You blink at him in surprise. Apart from Garrett, you haven’t really had much time to speak with the other players. They wish you good morning and good afternoon when they see you, and if a ball goes astray they always call out for you to watch your head, but between their morning training and their afternoon training, their strategy reviews at lunch, and the frequent in between meetings with physios, nutritionists, and trainers, they don’t get much time to chit chat with a simple photographer.
You clear your throat, “Erm, it’s going well. I’ve gotten some really good shots these past few days. There’s one with Rodrigo that I’m particularly proud of. It should do well with the fans.”
“And things with Ward?”
You purse your lips.
“Figured.” Jack sighs. “Look, nearly everyone you run into here knows or has at least some inkling into what he’s like. He’s a prick. None of the lads on the team like him, it’s why the managers are trying to get him out of here.”
You lower yourself down into your chair. “He told me they were planning to trade him off because of his reputation.”
Jack scoffs, “Yeah, ‘cause that’s the ‘official’ reason. They can’t cut his contract early for legal reasons, so they’re waiting for it to expire and coming up with an excuse for why they ain’t re-signing him. It’s really just ‘cause the rest of us can’t keep dealing with his massive ego and the fact that he’s a misogynistic fuck who doesn’t know the first thing about respect.”
“Fucking tell me about it,” you mutter with a sigh.
If he expected you to defend Garrett and is surprised by the fact that you haven’t, Jack doesn’t show it. He looks relaxed sitting across from you, like you’re having a casual conversation and not actively shit talking a member of his team. It gives you the impression that he knows significantly more about Garrett than you do, and that because of what he knows he probably figured out that one party in the relationship is not the most willing of participants.
“How’d you get all wrapped up it in then? Didn’t figure you to be the type to go after pricks like Ward.”
You debate over whether you should tell him or not. There isn’t much Jack can do about the situation regardless, but it would at least get things off your chest and if someone else knew then maybe you wouldn’t feel so alone anymore.
There’s only so many days you can spend hiding out in the women’s restroom trying not to bawl your eyes out, and you’ve already reached your limit.
You heave a sigh, “It’s kind of fucked up really.” A pen on your desk catches your attention and you start to fiddle with it, avoiding Jack’s eyes which have focused directly onto you. “He asked if I would help him fix up his reputation by pretending to be his girlfriend so he could show everyone that he’s matured and can hold down a steady relationship. When I told him no, he threatened to make up a lie about inappropriate conduct to get me fired and blacklisted from the industry, so for the sake of preserving my career I agreed.”
“Bloody fucking hell,” Jack murmurs, shaking his head. “I’m real sorry he did that, Y/N.”
You shrug. “It’s happened, so, there’s nothing I can really do except wait it out at this point.”
When you look up and meet his gaze, Jack looks murderous. His hands are clenched into fists on the armrests, knuckles white with the strength of his grip. His brows are furrowed, and his lips are twisted downward in a scowl.
“If you need anything,” he starts, “let me know. And I mean it. We all know how Ward can be. He’s a knobhead. So if you need anything━” his emphasis on the word and what that implies makes you feel more comforted than anything has since the whole fiasco started, “━then you let me know, or you tell one of the other boys and they’ll find me, alright?”
All you can do is nod.
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💭 — ENHYPEN WHEN YOU CALL THEM BRO !
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tysm for requesting anon!! i hope you enjoy <3
warnings : mentions of pet names (like once or twice?), mentions of kissing
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🖇️ — HEESEUNG
— at first he’s chill and thinks it was just a slip up
— cause he knows you’ve been hanging out with riki and jungwon too much lately so he lets it slide at first
— but like once he hears it again hes like okay something is up . so like he automatically stops everything he’s doing and just stares at you.
— “why do you keep calling me bro?” and you’re like 🤨 cause you thought nothing was wrong about it
— he fr goes on a full rant about why you shouldn’t be calling him bro and only his members could and how you’re only allowed to call the rest bro 😭
— ofc u don’t take him seriously cause he looks cute complaining about it. and he’s like “are you listening.” and you js go “yeah bro i am” and he falls onto his knees SO DRAMATIC FR .
— and you have to apologize millions of times and give him a bunch of kisses which he gladly accepts as a payment <3
— now you know not to do so ! you do it sometimes for fun tho
🖇️ — JAY
— he’s gonna be so quick to spot it out, he just won’t let it slide.
— “bro? really?” automatically raises his eyebrow and starts questioning you . imagine a cartoon character js angrily tapping their foot on the ground , hes like that LMAO
— you just wanted to tease him more so you’re like “what’s wrong with that?”
— “im not your bro, im your boyfriend.” he’s so straightforward with it , it just makes u fall for him again.
— he feels happy when he manages to convince you to stop doing it doesn’t tell you how relieved he felt LMFAO
— and without you knowing he goes onto scolding heeseung bc you’ve been hanging around him lately LMAO
— “heeseung they been saying bro a lot.” “okayyy jay what does this have to do with me..” “you’re the problem in our relationship.” “WHAT?” save heeseung
🖇️ — JAKE
— gets real pouty and confused real quick after hearing it more than once. like he’s sure that bro is in his vocabulary BUT hearing you call him bro ??? its just a no no.
— “okay i think that’s enough.” and ure like enough of what .. and hes going on a rant for real BUT hes shy about it … like sir spit it out !!!
— you were understanding untillll it started slipping out again. he’s like devastated and goes on saying “layla would never call me bro” LIKE AS IF HIS DOG HAD ANY PART TO THIS??
— now you only call him bro for fun or like when he gets u mad on purpose .. it became an advantage bc he switches up SO FAST just for you to not call him that anymore. love him <3
— starts using more pet names with you so that you’re reminded that he’s your lover and not some bro </3
— “love you snookums” “okay that’s even worse than your other nickname.” “can’t help it.”
🖇️ — SUNGHOON
— nope he does not take it!! he does not want his own lover to be calling him bro ??
— “do bros do this?” bye he would go to you and kiss you , maybe bring you onto your lap too and js look at you .. or just wrap his arms around your waist .. “i don’t think bros do that.” sir stop this im not ur strongest soldier
— after seeing ur flustered face , he’d grin feeling proud .
— every time you do that, he’s just gonna start becoming really clingy and just touchy
— andddd you can say you call him bro on purpose 😊 he knows
— but he doesn’t care cause that just gives him a reason to just shower you with kisses 😊
🖇️ — SUNOO
— if he’s busy w something and hears you call him bro, he’s whipping his head around so fast when he hears that from you
— literally this emoji 😧 and is like “what did you just say?”
— and you repeat it again and he’s like okay … this is a problem. he racks up ideas on why you would call him that…he thinks real hard as if your relationship with him is falling apart???
— you have to explain how when you’re comfortable w/ someone you call them that. as much as he’s glad you’re comfy with him, he still refuses it
— “i’m glad you feel comfortable with me, but i rather for you to call me something sweet. like love or baby or something. just not bro.”
— gen feels proud that you listened and called something else . smiles like an idiot whenever you called him something sweet! your reward? lots of love from sunoo <3 as if he doesn’t shower you with love everyday
🖇️ — JUNGWON
— oh you already know he’s just gonna laugh it off awkwardly. LIKE REAL AWKWARD
— ha. ha. ha. it’s literally him and funny to imagine
— and you’re like 🤨 cause why tf is he acting like that
— “oh nothing 😊” he’s lying and he’s glad you picked up on it, hoping you’d catch on
— and he starts double taking, maybe he wasn’t being so affectionate as a bf which he is stop and just starts trying to do more physical touch w/ you or any of the love languages you love </3
— you calling him bro got him asking jay for help 😭
— literally only feels better until you call him something else than bro. like he feels like he’s doing well and is proud of it ! like once you call him smth else hes all giggly and like oh 🤭please don’t call him bro in the future </3
🖇️ — NIKI
— okay okay, he knows you and him joke around a lot, but you’re getting a LITTLE too comfortable
— like the person he loves ??? besides his other members ??? calling him bro ???
— like he wouldn’t be too vocal on it until you’ve said it to him too much . he would try to show you how he doesn’t like it as much but you don’t seem to pick up on it.
— so what does he do? hold your hand / ask for a hug after you do! surely you’ll get it 😊 and trust me you do.
— “ki why the hell are you holding onto my hand so tight?” “ i dunno, why am i?”
— once you find out, you tease him sm, leaving him with a red face and telling you to shut up.
— but once you stop, he feels relieved <3 love him lots please
— just starts becoming very clingy to you now :)
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💭 — i love my boyfriends 😊
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