Happily married, financially stable, 750 credit score, and became a home owner at the age of 18. God is good 🏡

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

ah..... se quieren mucho...

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

I'm so angry I could piss glue

blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it

these kpop women are going to kill me

i might be a twice fan

Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

having thoughts about a media that my friends aren’t into and thus would need the context of to understand my- AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH NOT THE HAWK WOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

having thoughts about a media that my friends aren’t into and thus would need the context of to understand my- AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH NOT THE HAWK WOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me lately after we got satin sheets

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible