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trucenz · 3 months

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HAUL OUT AND A RED BOTTOM

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getodrools · 17 days

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໒꒰ྀ ྀིᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ DUMP TRUCK DRIVER! TOJI who purposely arrives too early just to watch the lonesome and exhausted housewives — like you — run out in their cute little nightgowns with messy bedhead hair, and no bras to support while running for him…

Toji would chuckle every single time. Catching that confused turned frantic look you always gave through the kitchen window; hearing him haul by earlier than usual forced you in a panic… Shit! You've missed trash day twice already! You needed to get this stench out of your house ASAP but the grimy man crooking a wry smirk pressed on the gas soon as you popped out the front door.

Shit!

“Wait!” Crying out with a waving arm; running barefoot with weeks-old trash hauling behind you in your nightwear was not in your morning routine — but it sure as hell was in his… You wheeze, chasing that green truck like an idiot, you were cursing your husband for always forgetting to take the damn trash to the curb beneath your breath too…

Soon as you were able to get his attention — Well, you've been had it through a small side mirror… but he finally stopped!

His lips are slicked. Admiring the skimpy view of another man's wife's tits heaving and ass bouncing around in baby-blue sheer cloth, even that coffee spilled down your chest which globbed down to your belly from the chase, was his morning coffee…

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#idk he'd be just as grimy as the trash he's hauling #now which husband forgets to bring the trash out and makes toji a lucky man???#gojo for sure SIGHHH #🌐 𝐿𝒜𝒱𝐼𝐼 𝒲𝑅𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒮!#ᝰ toji fushiguro!#jjk x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #toji smut #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #jjk toji

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starrspice · 26 days

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Is this anything?

#yada yada yada #something about cinderella #woke out of a dead sleep to scribble this and get it out of my head #fnaf sb #moondrop #my art #fnaf security breach #fnaf moon #fanart #dca fandom #dca au #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendent #dca fnaf #dca x reader #moon x reader #moon x y/n #may work this into arcade lights #when i eventually over haul that amnesia au

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theostrophywife · 2 months

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author's note: sub! lorenzo brought to you by me and @writingsbychlo. this was a team effort and a little sneak peek at our feral chats. if you couldn't already tell, we both need to be institutionalized 🤍

sub! lorenzo who is completely whipped for his honey, who carries your bags and holds your hand in the halls and kisses you before and after every class. who is the perfect gentleman and the best boyfriend ever. who never forgets an anniversary or birthday, who proudly claims you as his girl, who loves that you’re an asshole to everyone but him.

sub! lorenzo who trails after you like a lovesick puppy while you lead him by his tie, the same tie that you use to bind him to his bed, smirking as he squirms.

sub! lorenzo who loves when you mark him up. who wears the scratches on his back and the hickeys on his neck proudly because they’re from his honey.

sub! lorenzo who gets down on his knees, tears glistening in his pretty brown eyes, lower lip trembling as he begs to fuck you.

sub! lorenzo who moans and whimpers as he watches you get yourself off on his cock, using him as your own personal fuck toy.

sub! lorenzo who gets needy for his girl’s attention and will act up just to get it. dragging your hand to his crotch in the middle of the hall table during dinner, squeezing your hand in his over his cock, and just whispering please because he knows he can get you with those big brown eyes.

sub! lorenzo who sighs happily, smug almost, as you rub him through his jeans. bucking his hips up into your hand, leaning his head on your shoulder, face pressed into your neck as he pants and sighs happily little sounds in what looks to everyone else like a sweet couple’s embrace.

sub! lorenzo who whines against your neck when you slow your pace. now that he’s all hard and needy, and he’s holding your wrist, rocking his hips into your palm, desperate for anything, for more of your touch, bucking his hips against your hand. we have to be quiet, enz. you can do that for mommy, can’t you, pretty boy?

sub! lorenzo who bites his lip so hard that he draws blood, his head lolling against the table as he cums all over your fingers. who is hard as fuck again as you lick your fingers clean, sucking up every part of him with an innocent little smile. so impatient, aren’t you? you’ll pay for that, pretty boy.

sub! lorenzo who gets taught a lesson that night when you won’t let him come for hours, keeping him right there on the edge with your hand, your mouth, your pussy.

sub! lorenzo who loves to be degraded, who gets so fucking turned on when you deny him. who crawls on his hands and knees because you commanded him to. you’ve been bad, lorenzo and bad boys don’t get to cum. look at you, begging to be touched. rutting against the bed for relief. whining for me to bounce on your cock. if you wanted me to fuck you, then you shouldn’t have touched yourself without my permission. oh, are you crying, honey? so fucking pathetic.

sub! lorenzo who cries, tears running down his cheeks, gasping and messy as you tease him with your hand once again, he’s so hard it hurts but he loves it.

sub! lorenzo who mumbles and pleads, he’s bartering, trying to make up for his behaviour. sit on my face, mommy, let me make up for it! I’ll be good, please just give me a chance…

sub! lorenzo who eats like a starved man when you finally sit on his face, making you come once, chasing you as you pull away, tugging you back down and making you scream as he throws you right into a second orgasm off the bat because he loves eating you out so much.

sub! lorenzo who gasps for breath, panting while you suck him off, fighting the urge to fuck your throat, gripping your hair for dear life and whining when you hold his hips down, bringing him to the edge without letting him cum. feeling so overstimulated as you edge him again and again. not yet, pretty boy. I know, I know. feels good, but it’ll feel even better when I let you cum inside me, hm?

sub! lorenzo who groans when you finally sink down into him, his pretty eyes rolling to the back of his head. oh fuck. honey, please. feels so good. I want to cum so bad. please, please, mommy. I’ve been so good. can I cum inside you?

sub! lorenzo who holds his breath as you kiss him, sloppy and filthy, your tongue claiming his while you ride him. nails raking down his chest as you leave hickeys all over his neck, tugging at his earlobe with your teeth. of course you can, baby. you’ve earned it. you’re my good boy. do whatever you want to me, sweetheart. stuff me full, fill me up. I want every drop. I want you leaking out of me, honey.

sub! lorenzo who shudders as he cums, whole body spasming and twitching, biting into your shoulder, jaw hanging open, eyes rolled back as he cries and sobs and shouts your name. whimpering as you whisper praises to him, blinking as he leaves his fucking body as he loses himself to pleasure.

sub! lorenzo who is still whimpering, rubbing his wet cheeks on your bare chest to dry then after as he mumbles thank you over and over again like hail marys because he just came so hard he saw god.

sub! lorenzo watching with a little smile as he leaks out of you, so much of it, as you tremble a bit in aftershock on the bed. love watching you spilling all my cum. so pretty.

sub! lorenzo who lets you lead him into the bathtub, cuddling close while you sprinkle rose petals and pink himalayan salt into the water, kissing your neck and letting you lather shampoo into his hair. you take such good care of me, honey. I love you so fucking much, y/n.

sub! lorenzo who stares at you with so much love as you kiss his temple. of course, baby. I’ll always take care of you. anything for the best boy. I love you, lorenzo. you’re mine and i’m yours.

#if chlo and i’s chats ever got out they’d haul us to azkaban #lorenzo berkshire #enzo berkshire #enzo berkshire smut #enzo berkshire fluff #lorenzo berkshire smut #lorenzo berkshire x reader #lorenzo berkshire x you #lorenzo berkshire imagine

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pastelpaperplanes · 5 months

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soft body practice (and I guess bit of a scar map too) for a handful of the Thorns and Thrones cast

#my art #thorns and thrones au #transformers #everyone's got muscles somewhere bc of the weapons they haul around day in and day out #or if you're Ratchet it's bc he carries that humongous medpack 24/7 AND all the braincells on Team Prime 🙄🙄🙄#maccadam #transformers animated #deadlock #tfa optimus prime #tfa megatron #tfa knockout #tfa breakdown #tfa megop #kobd #tfa ratchet #tfa deadlock #tfa dratchet #tfa wildbreak

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rad-roche · 3 months

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It's Valentine's day! You there, browsing the tag. Have you ever thought 'I like Nick Valentine, but I wish he starred in two novels lovingly written in the prose style of a detective noir from 1943, and so help me God, I don't want to pay a cent for it?' No! Nobody has! What an unusually specific dream!

But it's too late, I've already written them.

More than that, I've filled them with art, too.

If this sounds like something you'd like, you can find the full series (the two books and two small side stories) here.

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #nick valentine #DiMA #gloria roche #sole survivor #rochedotpng #unmade man #dead man talking #dead woman walking #this vday i'm treating myself. to a plug #i've hauled absolute ass on these and loved every minute. thoroughly glad i did and i think the love shows #thank you to people who've reached out to say kind things about it also

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thenookspace · 6 months

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God fucking damnit I misread sith Obi-wan as siren Obi-wan ONCE and now I have THOUGHTS about small town siren Obi-wan disguising himself as an eccentric music tutor/boardwalk busker to explore the ~human world~

#and because I'm the worst codywan cruncher this side of the Pacific Cody is the confused music shop owner/lifeguard pulled in by OWK's song #the usual clone ensemble are obv still annoying little brothers either in the family music shop business or doing ocean things #I've had this au for 5 minutes and it has bloody /lore/ now #in au the jedi order of sirens is spread out mostly into the Deep but individual jedi (needing space) often make their own territories #if you're a nutter like OWK this means finding a hiddden beach and hauling ass (literally) until you figure out a) legs and b) humans #the jedi can assume human forms bc uuuuuh jedi magic just trust me here #star wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan

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rosepompadour · 11 months

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JEAN HARLOW in DINNER AT EIGHT (1933)

#i wonder if mgm saved this set #and if so can i haul it out of the garbage in one piece a la merv griffin?#jean harlow #dinner at eight #the silver screen #boudoir girls #*

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reasonsforhope · 2 months

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Self-Care in Times of Atrocities

This is something I've been struggling with myself, and it's also something I have a general chip on my shoulder about (in terms of the corporatization of self-care, ugh), so here have a post

It can feel impossible or even cruel, to "practice self-care" in the face of the world right now - and in particular, in the face of the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

So, I think it's really important to say that self-care does not mean that you are always emotionally balanced at all, that you are never overcome with rage and grief at the horror of ongoing atrocities.

To never be overcome by rage or horror or grief or any other negative emotions would be to shut ourselves off from a huge part of the human experience, in a situation where our connection to our common humanity is, I would argue, more important than ever.

Some days you will feel completely laid low by that rage and horror and grief. Sometimes for a few hours, sometimes for days or more.

That's not only normal, it is a completely rational response to what Israel is inflicting on Palestinians right now. I think it's a completely rational response to any genocide.

In some ways it's also a healthy response. Bottling up or choking off your emotions isn't good for you. Refusing to ever sit with pain isn't good for you. Refusing yourself grief and mourning and catharsis isn't good for you. We know all of this.

Self-care, in times of atrocity, doesn't mean always keeping yourself on some kind of even keel. In a lot of ways I think it means letting yourself cry, letting yourself channel all of your storming emotions into a force that can help, rather than just eat you up inside.

And self-care isn't the kind of corporate, hypercapitalist "buy yourself out of your feelings" bs that we're quite literally sold, either.

Self-care is, very often, not about indulging or pampering yourself (not that there's anything wrong with indulging or pampering yourself).

A lot of the time it just means...taking care of your physical form, as best you can, even when you least want to, so you don't pile more on top of everything else.

A lot of the times it means making yourself eat something, even just some crackers, even though you feel sick from horror.

Or groaning and forcing yourself to drink a glass of water, because you can, you have access to drinkable water, and you can honor that for the privilege it is by avoiding a terrible dehydration headache.

Or making yourself take a shower, even though it's the last thing you feel like doing, because you have an important meeting tomorrow.

Or locking your phone in a drawer for a while, because staying up all night doomscrolling won't do anything but drain you further.

And if you're ever feeling too guilty to do any of that, remember: you cannot pour from an empty vessel. Meeting your own basic needs as best you can is one really, really important way to make sure you have the energy to help.

#me #not news #self-care #free palestine #palestine #israel #genocide #cw genocide #cw war #now I need to take my own damn advice and eat something #bodies are so rude #we need to be ready to be in this for the long haul #I PRAY that we won't have to be #but this has been going on for months and it could keep going on months longer with horrifying ease #take care of your flesh vessel so you don't burn out before this is over #because there are a lot of things that can help people in Palestine #but doomscrolling and not eating and the like aren't among them #grief

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kiddokori · 29 days

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his ass is NOT getting up for his 8am lecture

#skyward sword #loz #loz fanart #sksw link #sksw zelda #sksw fi #ill always come back to link ill never be free of him #i kinda wanted zelda to study history too because shes really into the history of skyloft/legends/etc in game #but maybe that can be a hobby maybe shes more into folktales and mythology than history #i also considered some type of math/stem for fi but idk history/linguistics fits her designed purpose of being a sortof messenger more #i think shes real good with numbers tho maybe she does math tutoring on the side #why are campus stairs always so fucking long theyre such a weird length you gotta fucking lunge every step #and doing that w a giant ass backpack and an artbag and a fucking can of gesso #in the summer. torture i think they were just trying to weed us out #you think art students have any core strength #thats why links so ripped he has to haul all that shit around all day #he definitely lives in a co ed dorm w zelda and they have the most fucked up evil (remlit) dorm cat #groose is there too i just dont have him pinned down sorry buddy #kiddokori

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johnconstantinesdick · 2 months

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I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

#riordanverse #pjo #percy jackson #Artemis pjo #hunters of artemis #crack fic idea: Poseidon and Zeus have broken the oath several times before Thalia Jason and Percy. Artemis has just been hauling ass across #the country each time it happens. they have been so fucking lucky that their kids have been girl or girl-adjacent so far.#Artemis gets her info from Apollo (who gets pinged whenever a new potential prophecy child is born)#the hunters weren’t at westover to hunt thorn or even recruit Thalia. they were ACTUALLY there because Artemis got a text from her brother #like ‘lol the di angelo kids are out of the lotus hotel’#and Artemis is like gods FUCKING damnit hades I thought we had an understanding #OTHER fic idea: Bianca joins the hunters in the 30s and Nico goes to the casino alone #OTHER OTHER fic idea: Artemis can tell people’s gender sometimes before they can and now she has to crack trans Percy’s egg before she turns #sixteen so she’ll agree to join the hunters and put the prophecy off once again.#anyway. this has been my defense of Artemis.#eli rambles #eli writes

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trucenz · 1 year

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PLOTTING AN ESCAPE ROUTE

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#Antifoul #barnanles #Cyclone Gabrielle #Forespar #Haul out #Marine Shield #Ultraflex #watermaker

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misc-obeyme · 7 days

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This stupid event making me feel things while also being wayyy too cheesy and over the top. Ah there were some absolute gems though. Screenshots below the cut because spoilers.

Okay I just can’t with some of these idiots.

MC being the one to bring Satan home after he gets angry and runs away 😭

Diavolo always having to be in Prince mode except when he’s with MC 😭

Bonus because MC asks him if he thought Barbatos noticed when he snuck away with MC. I just think it’s cute that he’s so delusional 🥹

MC being the only one who sees this guy’s struggle (or who he allows to see it) 😭

NOOOOOO MY HEART. MC reminding Solomon of his humanity I’m unwell 😭😭

And now for the best one because of course I lost my mind when Barbatos brought MC to his own room. I know Lucifer did too but Barb did it first!

YEAH 'cause I'm expecting you to tell me you love me!!

Look at how serious he gets...

... and then that sweet subtle smile...

HE KEEPS THE SHELF A SECRET. 😭😭😭

Excuse me I’m just gonna go pass away now. 🪦

These feelings are enough for me to overlook those doofy hats even. Why do they insist on hats they look so silly no matter who wears them.

#hauled my ass out of bed just so I could post this #because I hit the 10 image limit for mobile #but I wasn’t gonna be stopped #you got all the Barb screenshots #my heart can’t take it #anyway don’t mind me #I’m just having too many emotions about fictional men again #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me event #obey me spoilers #obey me satan #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #misc rambles

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nephilimbrute · 8 months

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wulf marina / vamp pearl :3

#splatoon #marina ida #pearl houzuki #pearlina #off the hook #i'm gonna haul in a TON of side order fanart soon #i just wanted to get this out the way

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sinni-ok-sessi · 2 months

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Goodsir, I respect your efforts to invent talk therapy a few decades early but I'm not wholly convinced...

#this line always makes me laugh. like. fuck dude there sure are!#and I can't even pull out my beloved 'the old problems have been solved but new problems have appeared!'#because the old problems (stranded in the arctic; scurvy; bear that eats you) very much have not been solved #they have just acquired new and interesting problems (hauling your own bodyweight on badly-made sledges; more scurvy)#the terror

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dathomirdumpsterfire · 4 months

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okay hear me out...

fan made visual novel where the reader is the new chancellor of the republic after sidious dies under mysterious circumstances. (*coughitwasyoucough*) all the various jedi and sith are alive. the clone wars continue. multiple endings, morality system, dating options. 🤓

(art credit: photomanip of imperial throne and maul from comics, cleaned up and spliced together with a ui.)

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