"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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a beautiful woman called a car is running over me back and forth but i love her somuch
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The differences between TFP and Earthspark Optimuses are sooooooo fucking funny. TFP OP is burdened with "I've never seen Prime laugh, cry, or lose his cool," he responds to "Hey Optimus you wanna see something funny?!" with the numbest dead-eyed Eeyore "No," he's just generally Haunted and Stoic every waking moment
Then we have Chuckles McGee with his looney toons ass face winking and making finger guns and giggling nervously and spamming the group chat with emojis and cracking jokes and making "graphic design is my passion" self-help pamphlets
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Bro is GORGEOUS 👹
gnawing on the bars of my enclosure
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Arguing 3 hrs
Sparring 2 hrs
Traveling 1 hr
Passionately Snogging Sloppy Style 14 hrs
Sleeping 4 hrs
someone who is good at time management please help them properly schedule their days. this Quest is dying
template here!
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obsessed w the little climbing crampons optimus uses to scale a building and then never uses again
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