not arguing w a dude that has a big strong nose. whatever u say beautiful
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If I had a nickel for every time a fancy blonde left his goth boyfriend after their first kiss only to return to a life they just escaped and didn’t really like in the first place…I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
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rex: what's it like working with General Kenobi?
Cody: good. He keeps me on my knees
Rex:
Cody: TOES! I mean he keeps me on my... toes
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I love a good fluffy and extra sweet marriage proposal like any other person but my ships could 100% end up with:
A, sweating: S-so, there's something I wanted to ask you...
B: Yes.
A: I know we've known each other for a long time and I'm really happy!
B: Yes.
A: And I-I, I really do love you.
B: I love you too, and yes.
A:...why do you keep saying yes?
B, finally cracking and holding up the ring that fell during dinner from A's pocket: Because it will always be a YES.
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Ballister: Ambrosius and I are having a baby.
Nimona: That's gre-
Ballister, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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he’s a 10 but he has an inexplicable, nearly pathological fear of ducks.
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call me Paul Atreides the way i wanna ride your worm
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you KICK a-Yao? you kick his body down the stairs like the football? oh! oh! death for da-ge! death for da-ge for One Thousand Years!!!!
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Been reading Mo Dao Zu Shi and this is all i could think about during Wwx's stay in the pavilion
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