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volno-pesh · 8 months

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WHO MADE THOSE

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that-bitch-kat3 · 15 days

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conan gray = sirius black

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canisalbus · 20 days

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I love your ocs, Milk and Cookie

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#ah yes of course #my beloved ocs #milk and cookie #gift art #puppyboycunt #own characters #Machete #Vasco #🥛🍪#today the roles of tragic catholic gay dogs will be played by misc food items #it's like that potato chip / cheese puff situation all over again

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daikunart · 4 days

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𝙐𝙎 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚�� (2024)

#Of course gmmtv gave us the most potato quality!!#Us the series #Wlw #Gmmtv #Long post #emi thasorn #Bonnie pussarasorn #Gmmtv 2024 #clowngifs #Totally gay for both

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napping-sapphic · 9 months

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Picture this: we eat a truly absurd amount of mashed potatoes and then go to sleep

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #did this seduce anyone??#or am i only seducing myself with this idea #god mashed potatoes are so good #very good right before SLEEPING #which is also so good #@ girls with good mashed potato recipes: pls fall in love with me pls fall in love with me pls fall in love with me pls—#person: yeah i usually don’t peel the potatoes so i get it if you don’t like my recipe #me: *already on one knee to propose*#what if we got married and ate potato forward dishes for every meal🥺👉👈#im gay and i like sleeping #this is the kind of romantic post yall are following me for right?

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cuubism · 18 days

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some canon-verse trans Hob for the lovely @five-and-dimes who recently got top surgery! 🥳🥰 congratulations, I'm truly so happy for you, my friend. please accept this humble offering

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“So, it actually started on a dare,” Hob says, on the day he tells Dream the story of him. Or of this part of him, anyway.

Normally, Hob gets a bit guarded the first time he tells someone he’s trans. It’s hard to predict with absolute certainty how people will react, especially ones he’s just become romantically involved with. He’s had it go poorly, to say the least, in the past.

He doesn’t feel that way with Dream. It’s not because there’s so much trust between them—they’re still new, after all. No, it’s something about Dream himself. For all his prickly and standoffish nature, being close to him feels like sinking into a warm lake, into a dark sleep where secrets and hidden wishes float up like glowing reeds to the surface. Deep, personal feelings feel safe with Dream; he cradles them in his hands and soothes them. Or that’s how it feels, when Hob is touching him.

Personification of dreams, indeed.

“A dare?” Dream echoes.

“Sort of," Hob says. "Got frustrated with people saying women should or shouldn’t do this or that or the other thing, so I decided if they felt so strongly about it I’d just be a man. Moved somewhere no one knew me, dressed differently, got stronger, practiced the sword—and that was that. No one seemed to care much, once you were at war. So long as you could swing a sword and not get yourself killed.”

“A choice, then,” Dream says. He’s listening very intently, hands folded on his knees, untouched tea on the coffee table before him.

“At first. Was only after I’d been living that way for a few decades—before and after we met—that I realized while there might be a handful of women out there living as men for the freedom of it, that they didn’t all like it. Given the choice they’d rather just be women in a more equal world. You know?”

Dream hums in understanding.

“But I didn’t want to go back,” Hob continues. “I felt like... who I'd become was the truth of me all along.”

“Identity, while not wholly immutable, is resilient against adversity and circumstance,” says Dream. “You found what your heart wanted you to be, if in a circuitous manner.”

“You seem very unbothered by it,” Hob observes, sipping his tea.

Dream frowns. “Why would I be bothered by it?”

“Dunno.” Apparently he can’t fully shake that this’ll put a wedge in us feeling. “People sometimes are. Feel deceived, or something like that. So they say.”

“If they are deceived, it is by their own assumptions,” Dream says, with disdain. “You should be as you dream yourself, Hob. No more nor less. Put aside these petty physical trappings.”

“I do actually have to live in these ‘physical trappings’ even if you don’t, you silly thing.” He can’t help laughing. “Besides, I rather like being some kind of living creature in the world, rather than what? A ghost? Best I can do is make this body as close to how it should be as possible.”

Hob’s come to like his body, for the most part, in the form that he’s made it. He didn’t always. But he needs a body of some kind to be alive, and he likes being alive. So what he couldn’t change, he made peace with.

Besides, they have hormone treatments nowadays. Brilliant stuff. Makes it so much better.

“Anyway, now you know. I wanted you to. Since we’re together.” It’s still a marvel. Together.

“Thank you,” says Dream, with evident sincerity. “It is a privilege to be gifted your secrets.”

“Not really a secret, but I get what you mean.” He takes Dream’s hand, just to touch him, and admits, “Telling it to you is like… I don’t know. Feels like when I was younger and first admitted out loud, ‘I’m a man. I want to stay like this.’”

It hasn’t been a proper secret in a very long time. But giving it to Dream is like the freedom of releasing a held breath, even so.

“I am the harbor and cradle of dreams,” Dream says in reply. He traces his fingers over Hob’s. Does Dream’s strange form just spring from the ether? Hob wonders. Or does he have to choose it? The way Hob chose his? “Dreams of being and becoming… these are most precious for they grow from tough soil. I can only protect them, I cannot create them. You must do that. And I expect that were I to find you in the Dreaming, there would be a fantastic garden there, indeed.”

Dream himself is the most fantastical thing. “Well, darling, just know your work is appreciated.”

Dream’s lips tip up in a tiny smile. When he meets Hob’s gaze again, his eyes have gone dark and starry. He folds Hob into a hug, and—

oh, it’s like being hugged by the universe itself.

Hob feels the light breeze of a warm dark night, when he’d lain by the dying fire in a war camp in the French countryside, and looked up at a million stars and first whispered to himself what if this is really who I am? Dream is that breeze and those stars. The dying embers that had lit him as he’d run his hands over his body and felt it differently than he ever had before, and been terrified because what would it mean?—but also thrilled and alive. Dream is the night wrapping around him in that moment, the night that was listening to his dreams no matter how quietly he admitted them, Dream is that and more and the voice in his heart telling him it would be okay.

A younger, more uncertain Hob would have needed this. Hob now is older, and he already knows who he is and what he wants, but he falls into Dream’s embrace all the same. A tear slips from his eye, and Dream kisses his cheek, wiping the tear away with his tongue before leaning their heads together.

“I could craft you any body you wanted in the Dreaming,” he says lowly. “However I think the one you have made with your own hands is more remarkable.”

Oh, God, he’s going to tear up again. “Dream, you are the most beautiful, wonderful thing.”

Dream hums in pleasure at the words, and lets Hob hold him close, lets him cradle his head to his chest, a dream kept close to his heart. One that he knew as soon as he saw it walk into the White Horse. Sooner even than he truly knew himself.

Then Dream looks up at him with a hopeful expression. “With these truths revealed, are we able to be intimate?”

Hob laughs so hard he has to tip his head back against the couch. “Wow. One track mind with you, isn’t it? I spill my heart and that’s what I get?”

Dream grumbles, tucking his face in against Hob’s neck to press his lips to Hob’s throat. “I find myself impatient of late.”

“Knew all along you were only with me for my body.” He’s grinning, though. Can’t stop.

“Well. Considering it is such a lovely one.” He plucks at Hob’s shirt buttons. Lecherous little nightmare.

It feels fucking good, though, to be desired.

“C’mere, then,” he says, and drags Dream into his lap.

Dream settles there with a purr, starts playing with Hob’s hair, but says, “I would not truly derail this moment, nor distract from your feelings if you do not wish it.”

“Oh, I wish it. You’ve no idea how much I want you right now. You’re like a prize.” He cradles Dream’s beloved face between his hands. “Stick around for long enough and you’ll get the most incredible Dream at the end of it.”

“Or at the beginning,” Dream says, and Hob’s heart swells so much to hear him voice that that he has to kiss him.

When he does, Dream makes a low, pleased sound, settling deeper in his lap. Yes, this moment, this life, is certainly the prize for all of those years hanging onto those dreams:

the dream of his lover

and the one of himself.

#1389 hob: while you were busy with the gender binary i studied the blade #trans hob #dreamling #my writing #i think after this hob gets to ask his burning questions about how gender works for the endless and dream is just like [meme of marge #simpson holding a potato but it says 'trans and nonbinary people (except desire)'] 'i just think they're neat.#unrelatedly i did have to choose my gender--' and hob's just like 😐.........#[dream a known king of self awareness]#this is like sending someone a casserole when they get home from the hospital except the casserole is gay fanfic XD #a different kind of sustenance...#hope it's okay!! 🥺

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ozi-uwu-vwv-owo · 3 months

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Dragonposting:3

1. The gay sex icy-marth on e621

2. The boobie censor quangdoann on e621

#196 #sillyposting #bottomposting #dragonposting #hornyposting #hornypost #mmmm baked potato #gay #boobposting

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murmurlilies · 3 months

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Which oc is the most likely to be a gamer gremlin?

was hesitantly gonna suggest Bunny but then I realized I LITERALLY drew Belville as a gamer gremlin a little over a year ago ASJDFGHKJ

#evayo asks #evayo art #glassborn #ocs #shoutout to gay's potato chips and dr. pussy

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cingulata · 11 months

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Can we. Can we talk about that little thing they do where they're dancing in sync

#idk why the second one came out such potato quality but they're gay and that's all you need to know #muppets mayhem #the muppets mayhem #zoot muppet #lips muppet #zoot x lips #lips x zoot #otp: private jam session #i love them #gif

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ariariari-freehounreal · 7 months

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Art therapy

#portal #portal 2 #chell #wheatley #chelley #chell x wheatley #I was always strong as long as we were a team #I crawled into somebody’s heart who meant the world to me #love made me strong enough to be alone #it set me free #tfw your first ever friend betrays you #and you’re in denial that they really hate you #but everything they say solidifies the fact that #you really are alone now #except you have a potato #a gay potato

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clownprince · 1 year

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Ooh good another image for my collection of Bats bridal carrying an injured/dead Joker <3

#this is from the world's finest 11 preview btw #it's either the bridal carry or the potato sack #sigh. gay people #batjokes #panels

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hore4women · 9 months

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No because how the fuck did Cynthia not even know she was fucking queer to begin with?????

I MEAN LOOK AT HER. SHE WAS LITERALLY CHECKING OUT/WATCHING OLIVIA WALK AWAY BEFORE SHE TURNED HERSELF AND POTATO AROUND. LIKE DAMN BITCH, IT WAS SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS IN THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE.

Headcanon: Cynthia DEFINITELY had a crush on Olivia before Lydia came into the mix, like there is no fucking way she didn’t have one at least. I mean who wouldn’t have a crush on Olivia???????????

Cynthia, you useless lesbian, you. It’s okay we’re all sometimes dumbass gay disasters.

#save rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #rise of the pink ladies headcanons #grease rise of the pink ladies #cynthia zdunowski #olivia valdovinos #potato rotpl #t-birds rotpl #lgbtq #wlw #good god cynthia ur so fucking gay it was so obvious from the beginning #how tf did she not see it??????#bitch you were checking her out #damn #thespian lesbians #goddamnit #useless fucking lesbians

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gods-favorite-autistic · 11 months

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More Rise Of The Pink Ladies headcanons:

Nancy and Lydia gossip together

Each Pink Lady has a different Drunk Personality (Jane gets really loud, Olivia gets really ditzy, Nancy becomes very bold in a stupid way, Cynthia gets really clingy, Hazel just starts saying random astronomy facts)

T-Bird birthday parties always end up in something breaking

Cynthia once called Hazel over to read her a bedtime story as a joke but it’s become like a regular occurrence at this point

The T-Birds + Cynthia and Olivia have all fallen out of a tree at some point

Nancy does not shoplift unless we’re talking about makeup

Olivia and Richie have both almost broken ankles because they were way too confident about their ability to walk down the stairs in their mothers heels despite being like 6

Edward can hold a handstand for a solid minute (purely because Gil bet he could do a handstand longer than him)

Gil sometimes has to restrain himself from throwing meat at the T-Birds when they come by the deli

Potato told his siblings that he got his nickname after eating a whole raw potato like an apple

Nancy regularly rates the outfits of the two gangs and every time without fail Cynthia and Potato get a 0/10

Lydia has a collection of fake tiaras and crowns in her room

Cynthia loves spicy stuff but Lydia hates anything remotely spicy

Gil once dared Richie to chug an entire bottle of hot sauce (which he did without hesitation)

Nancy knows how to use a bow and arrow with 100% accuracy

Cynthia used to be a horse girl

Edward knocked out his tooth once trying to ride a skateboard when he was 7 so Cynthia purposely knocked out one of her teeth out of solidarity

Hazel laughs at most of Cynthia’s jokes and Cynthia feels so vindicated every time

Jane likes making flower crowns

Nancy took all of Cynthia’s old dresses and stuff and used them for scraps

The T-Birds work at Cynthia’s dad’s garage over the summer

#all of these are canon because I’m gay and it’s pride month #rotpl #grease rise of the pink ladies #grease: rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #grease rotpl #nancy rotpl #hazel rotpl #edward rotpl #potato rotpl #lydia rotpl #cynthia rotpl #olivia rotpl #shy guy rotpl #jane facciano #richie valdovinos #gil rizzo

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zenigatas-eyelashes · 2 years

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the layers to this series of screencaps are insane

#jigen casually asking lup if he'll go w/ him across the country #lupin being carried out into the car like a sack of kind potatoes #lupins slight smile as hes being carried #god #these bitches gay #lupin iii #lupin the third #arsene lupin iii #jigen daisuke

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im-a-chunky-potato · 7 months

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Razumikhin seems like a nice guy.

#Also there is definitely some tension between them #I'm sorry but I wouldn't be saying this if extraordinarily gay wasn't the way Razumikhin was described #I know it just means happy but still #potato reads crime and punishment #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #razumikhin

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makoshark-b2tb · 2 months

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Look at my cute man. Wtf bro, I’m literally gonna crush him with my fists I can’t take the cuteness agression

#Junkrat #Roadhog #roadrat #overwatch roadrat #overwatch Roadhog #overwatch Junkrat #OW roadrat #fictive #osddid #osdd 1b #did system #did alter #did fictive #idk if this is too many tags #idk how tumblr works #mako rutledge #jamison fawkes #yeah we’re gay keep scrolling #big ass pig man wants to turn little rat man into mash potatoes bc love him sm

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