Yelena: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts.
Wade, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Yelena, deadpanning at Wade: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Yandere Lady Deadpool pls
Y/N looks around at the empty void…
Y/N: what the-?!
Lady Deadpool springs up and hugs Y/N from behind…
Lady DP: hey baby! Welcome to the space in between the posts!
Y/N: what are you talking-?!
Lady DP: no one can ever take you away from me while you’re here. I got my baby all to myself!
Y/N: stuck with hot gorgeous assassin. Okay!
Lady Deadpool giggles and hugs Y/N even tighter…
Gwenpool: aww happily ever after!!
Spideypool: I hear wedding bells!
A/N: send help these two won’t leave me alone!!!
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Randy if he wasn't fucking around
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If I may, continue to obsess over Cable, because this was real deal me on his intro 😩😩
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What if...after Deadpool and Wolverine get past the events of their own movie...they settle down in an MCU-adjacent universe to have goofy team-up adventures?
The perfect time to take the Bendis run on a Bendis run.
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