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i point out flf, tvd and ove whenever i see them in public and im ❌ not ❌ ashamed
#i’m insufferable in person too guys#it’s really funny to me and absolutely nobody else#i was at target today and i saw flf and i screamed to my friend#then i would flip to random parts and tell her what was happening#it was very much#omg 😱 she just got the camera and is going to print the pictures 🤭 guess what she’s going to find on those pictures 😣#EMMA she’s breaking them out of prison 🥰#DUDE THEYRE IN A CAR CHASE#i also saw all of them at barnes and noble#that was rough too#my apologies to emma#these violent delights#our violent ends#foul lady fortune
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Tender Curiosities, Baby! thoughts pt. 3
chapter 4:
1. awwww barty is about to go to reg about his boy (evan) problems
2. barty notices that reg was expecting someone else 👀
3. BARTY MY DUDE that is NOT the way to begin the conversation. all he does is ask reg if he’s gay. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 SIR that’s not what you do
4. reg telling the story of how sirius walked in on him making out with some boy 😭😭😭 and sirius just gave reg A THUMBS UP. stop that’s so in canon
5. i love how tender and personal reg and barty’s conversation is
6. 😦😦 barty. wtf my man. you just KISSED regulus like that. just straight up kissed him
7. i love how call reg is being tho. he’s just like. “Explain to me your thought process here. In words, preferably.”
8. BARTY ADMITTED TO HIS GAY CRUSH ON EVAN! WE HAVE A WIN HERE!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
9. barty told reg everything about evan!! he’s so soft and in love
10. EVAN AND BARTY AND TALKING AGAIN AND EVAN KISSED HIM!!
11. oh wait i think they’re doing more than kissing
12. wait they stop
13. these people have so much self control to not fuck
14. “It was a curious thing, it was a tender thing,” THE TITLE YALL
15. reg just silently lets evan and barty do their thing. no questions, no comments, no look of surprise
16. “Still, he found himself telling Regulus one morning that they weren’t sleeping together, they were just sleeping together, and they were taking it slow.” -barty AWWWWW that’s so cute!! they’re so tender and in love!!!
17. dorlene mention <333
18. barty lost the bet about reg and james being together 😭😭 i love them
19. BARTY SAID HE LOVED EVAN!! RED ALERT!! RED FUCKING ALERT!!!
20. damn, one “i love you” and suddenly they’re about to fuck after months of not doing it
21. i love the different types of relationships in ahb in terms of privacy. wolfstar is loud and will snog anywhere and declare their love. jegulus is private by nature, but don’t mind doing coupley things around others. dorlene is literally just a couple who everyone knows is a couple, and they say things, but theyre not into pda really. and rosekiller straight up just don’t tell anyone
22. barty is being forced to drive the speed limit and he is APPALLED
23. the heist was so much easier to read the second time around, and from barty’s perspective. barty is so calm about it, that i literally have to remind myself that the heist is actually a big deal, and not just sneaking into a house or something
24. the fact that barty turns the radio on is always wild to me. car chase, guns about to be shot, and barty’s like AH YES! classical music will do!!
25. i forget how deranged barty is, then he goes and says something that makes me remember like “He’d make every last person in this van murderers if that’s what it would take to see Evan again.” ALRIGHTY SIR
#marauders#mwpp#art heist baby#mwpp era#ao3#fanfic#evan rosier#barty x evan#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#tender curiosities baby#regulus black#cress' ahb reviews
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ever since hawkeye ive been thinking abt kate and maya running into each other in bar a little while after the show, and kate has already picked up ASL for clint so they have no problem talking, and maya very begrudgingly apologizing for trying to kill kate and kate is just like "nah its cool, that car chase was pretty fun. tho if you really want to make it up to me you could let me buy you a drink" and then after a few drinks theyre stumbling into the bathroom with maya shoving kate to her knees and holding her head between her legs, so rough that kate probably has a sore scalp the next day which she is very proud of. and then they go their seperate ways but then end up meeting again a few times when they turn out to be fighting the same dudes and then hooking up afterwards before finally deciding they wouldnt mind meeting on purpose, both for crime fighting purposes and fucking purposes
YESSSSSS YES!!!
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quark watches star trek season 1 episode 18
kirk and mccoy flirting
spock is just pressing hit tits up into kirks shoulder. interesting
spock: "doctor, you are a sensualist"
mccoy: "you bet your pointed ears i am"
HUH?????? AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS ISNT GAY???
oh damn that planets fucked
this show loves its juxtaposition
radiation burns and bombs. gee i wonder what real events were-
damn theyre getting attacked and they cant be beamed up
kirk would rather die than allow the enterprise to be destroyed. i really like how consistent the show is about his priorities.
enemies < himself < friends < sexy shit < the enterprise
is this a fucking warzone?? jesus you can really tell these writers were alive during world war II
kirk protecting the ship above himself is a theme here
...do the stripes on the sleeves indicate rank or something? kirk has 3, spock has 2, that random guy has 1
the horrors of war... 2!
the practical effects on this show are pretty hit or miss. theyre either awesome or complete shit
endlessly entertained by how spock has constant angry eyebrows bc of the vulcan makeup
starship chases are significantly less eventful than car chases
why is warp factor 7 dangerous
spock is pretty inconsistent on how much he cares about living things. sometimes hes super gung-ho about pragmatic murder and sometimes he opposes murdering sentient life on principle?
much like a car chase theyre speeding in space
kirk this is so obviously a trap. dude.
oh no wait it looks like their ship is just stopped in this area. no moving sorry :P
"we are being held" like a baby?
aliens say "stop being violent, idiots. were gonna make you resolve your conflict."
lmfao i love when they teleport people by just having them boop out of existence
kirk has to fight the alien lizard man now. watch out kirk its stick is bigger than yours
this fight choreo is so dumb
getting weirdly homoerotic
KIRK JUST THREW A ROCK AT HIM AND IT JUST BONKED OFF HIM LIKE IT WAS NOTHING LMFAOOOOOOO
kirk ass shot
this lizard man appears to be smarter than kirk gives him credit for
kirk. stop expecting to find weapons laying around. theyre expecting you to BUILD them you idiot
where the hell is this being filmed
ok wait the other aliens wanted to resolve the conflict but theyre just making them duke it out in person? thats dumb.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA KIRK DROPPED A BOULDER ON HIM this show is funny as shit
hes fine <3
yeah sorry kirk this lizard dude is way smarter than you
obvious rope trap is obvious
kirk is right though he definitely has the advantage in dexterity against this guy
kirk tries and fails to recall his chemistry lesson on sulfur
oh good the crew gets to watch kirk get his ass beat
spock can identify potassium nitrate on sight. sure dude
oh good kirk and the lizard dude are talking
apparently the humans were in lizard territory without knowing?
oh this episode is extremely anti-war
kirk enters the stone age
kirk is building a diamond cannon with the power of chemistry. thats cool as shit
careful not to blow urself up kirk
kirk just shot a fucking diamond at this dude i love this show
kirk its kind of rude to shoot a diamond at someone and then not kill them
oh shit lizard dude vanished
kirk assigned enlightened at alien
star trek says war is bad just talk to each other
aight lets get out of dodge
whoop they got warped across the galaxy
romantic shoulder touch from mccoy
ok i guess this is all fine now
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Rewatching Ninjago
(with no context other than the episode)
Sons of Garmadon episodes 1-2
Omg omg omg im so excited u have no idea, their new designs were like the beginning of a new age to me
I remember Harumi and MOST of the plot so im pumped to see all of this again
this is when the animation got GOOD, ik it only gets better but i think this was the turning point
LLOYD
Lloyd hit puberty 😶
i think everyone can agree this is when Lloyd truly became their favorite
It was so clever to make it look like the oni mask ninjas were the ACTUAL ninjas only to have Lloyd swoop in.
AAAA THE ANIMATION HIS GREEN MAGIC AJFISNFJD EVERYTHINGS SO COOL
AAAAND HE SAVED ONE OF THE ONI MASK GUYS THATS OUR BOY
Why does pixal sound so different 🤨
“MASTER LLOYD”
I forgot wu was gone :(
Lloyd (after getting his car): I could kiss you pix!
Pixal: I don’t think Zane would approve
Shes so funny
AND “PIX” THATS SUCH A CUTE PETNAME
wait omg i forgot Nya never learned who Samurai X 2.0 was omg thats still gonna be a plot point
This chase scenes so good
THEY HAVE EYE COLORS NOW, WELL AT LEAST LLOYD DOES
Why are the villains always in the sewers
Wait. Ik this scene. her highness, the queen, the girlboss.
I remember screaming at this scene when i was younger
GOD this scene was so fucking good
Nya: Thirsty..?
AAAAAAAA
My favorite part out of all of this was probably how the slave henchmen were like “Its nya! The master of water!” So fearfully instead of “its the girl ninja.” You can tell she really earned a title for herself and finally got some goddamn respect.
AGAIN. THE FUCKING ANIMATION.
COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY COLE AND JAY
I love these idiots
Jay: Cole you’re my best friend but your also my worst enemy
Jay speaking facts fr
Cole: If someone went into the past who knows how our present would be altered! We could look completely different and not even know it!
Jay: But we dont! (Promptly takes off his mask, looking completely different)
With all due respect this is probably the funniest line in the episode
I missed these idiots sm
Cole: Wherever Wu is… Its been a year.
ITS BEEN A YEAR?!?!?!
Cole: Hello! Im Cole, master of earth, this is Jay, master of blabber.
Nvm this is the funniest
Why is Jay like, so abliest sometimes 💀
Jay (screaming): CAN YOU POINT US TO HIM???
Like dude just because they cant speak doesnt mean theyre deaf 😭
Jay: Wait! If Wu lost his memory, dont remind him of that stupid TV show i hosted, okay?
THEY REMEMBERED DJFNSKFNFJNSBTNS I LOVE THIS SM
Cole (after seeing it wasnt Wu): Im tired of losing people in my life
God damn hitting us hard huh.
Im gonna start making a Everytime-Cole-Shows-Signs-of-Abandonment-Issues bingo card
Jay: Wus wise, he’d find a way to alert us.
Wus a baby. A literal child.
Jay and Cole were so annoying that they had a MONK break his VOW OF SILENCE
Jay and Cole not only had Monks break their vow of silence, they had the monks ATTACK THEM.
ZANES EYES AAA ALL THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO AMAZING
AND KAIS!!!! KAI IS SO COOL.
Oh yeah. And the mechanic from that one prison. Still super pissed he tried to take apart Zane.
Zane (trying to impress Kai): Who likes ice cream? I DO! how was that for a one liner Kai?
Oppositeshipping growing on me
Kai (frozen like a popsicle): needs a little work….
THE GANGS ALL HERE 🥰
Nyas giggles are so cute
Jay: Soooo? Are we gonna talk about it?
Lloyd: What?
Cole: Your voice! Its-
Zane (deep autotune voice): Lower.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Its so much nicer to listen to too, no hate to the last voice actor
I just pictured Lloyds old voice in my head bc its so distinct and omfg its so different
Wait so Lloyds mom is GONE? She left him to search for Wu, just like that?
I can get why some ppl hate her now.
Love how Nya grew to be patient with Jay and his idiotcy
The oni masks are rlly cool
The royal family of ninjago never confused me until now. Are they just royal descendants? I dont think they rule ninjago
I love Zanes switch from robot him to human him
Im gonna ignore the whole romantic plot with Lloyd and Harumi since like, Garmadon Practically adopts her later 🫠
Love the ninjas banter, especially Nya and her hate for high chair figureheads and government officials.
Zanes also speaking facts tho, traditions just as important
Its so hard to imagine that Lloyds younger than the other ninja with how mature he acts, until you realize its more of him acting like an angsty begrudged teen while the Ninja are all in their weird 19 early-20s
I love Nyas armor
Her attitudes the best 😭
Miss “theyre just figureheads 🙄” Miss “TOO much gold if im being honest, not THAT impressive 😒”
JFNDJFNDJNE LLOYD HITTING NYA SO SHE BOWS
The way Harumi/Jade Princess insults the ninja but also compliments them is so funny to me
With how personal she understands them I should have known she was the Quiet One from the start
Jade Princess: I understand you Lloyd, my parents also died when i was little
Jay, who is adopted, struggling with the the concept of adoption: wait what? But your parents are right there? 🤨
Jay: Ever since master Wu went missing Coles been a real party pooper!
DAMN💀
Jay thats so mean everyone grieves in their own way
Zane: Party? Pooper?
Jay: ill explain later
Jay (autistic) teaching learned social cues to Zane (autistic) is probably my favorite HC
Kai: Secret passage way you say… is it, HERE! (Grabs a random book from a shelf)
Kai is such a little guy, so blorbolike, my little hometown boy
I love him.
Kai, stop grabbing and throwing books 😭
The way the counsel guy just stares at Kai as he trashes the book shelf 💀
The ninjas are just so bad at first impressions i love them
Jays lil ‘hiding behind anyone near him when hes slightly unnerved/scared’ is my favorite jay quirk, as well as the raptor hands he keeps in front of him
The fancy romance music for Harumi is so funny to me
Why did Lloyd think it was just OKAY to look in her room while shes preparing her makeup
Nya and Kai: (super serious keeping watch and suspecting the counsel)
Jay and Cole: (attacking the buffet)
Rlly shows their dynamics 😭
Omg princess harumi was kidnapped 😱
Lmaooo jk i remember this
Does Harumi become redeemable after??? Bc why does she help the poor? Is that like, an actual good trait or did she do it just this once to trick lloyd?
Okay but this Lloyd and harumi chase scene is so cool I remember truly believing she was kidnapped
UGHHH why did harumi have to be evil and ALSO his sorta-step-sibling they seemed to have sm potential at first
I still find her whole character so fascinating but I kinda miss what she could have been
Harumi: Patient little ones 🥰
The way she talks is so funny im so excited for her to be an absolute menace
Omfg she stopped Lloyd from fighting the sons of garmadon because she knew she’d have to interfere and they would potentially reveal her…
Just the knowledge that shes faking everything is crazy
SAMURAI X!!!!!!!! PIXAL!!!! ❤️
RUMI! AWWWWW thats such a cute cutename
Its hilarious how the ninja thought counsel man was a villain just bc he was a dick
I hate ninjago ACTUALLY making the whole ‘Lloyd crushing on harumi’ thing real only to show that Harumi practically becomes his adopted sister later on
Truly believe that Cole saying ‘you gotta break things to impress a woman’ perfectly shows he has no experience flirting with the opposite gender
Jay: You gotta make her laugh! Ask nya, she couldn’t resist my sense of humor!
Nya: (knocks jay on his ass) its an… acquired taste…
Harumi was really like, ‘okay, guess everyone thinks Lloyd and I have a thing going on, guess ill roll with it.’ And fully JUMPED HEADFIRST into the princess with a crush role. Like She doesnt even know Lloyds around and shes faking for her PARENTS
Oooooo Ultra Violet!!!!
I remember not really liking Kai as first but hes grown on me, kinda like Lloyd
COLE FLASHBACK COLE FLASHBACK
that transition was so clean tho
I love how they use Coles old design to animate the past
OMG THIS IS WHEN WE GET INFO ON COLES DEAD MOM
Coles rlly in it if hes traumadumping to a random old man on a mountain 💀
Cole: My dads always out singing and dancing… He leaves all the responsibilites and chores for me!
Damn. thats actually so sad. he had to grow up so quick. No wonder he was the leader before Lloyd.
I love Coles subtle character development and how the fandom interprets him. At first he was an uptight serious leader who needed to be the solid rock in the formation. Now he’s more relaxed, obviously due to the friends he surrounds himself with. The fandom sees that and exaggerates him as a relaxed big bear kinda guy and i love that for him.
Im literally so mad i cant screenshot netflix, Cole in the sunset was so pretty i wouldve loved to draw him
Ooooo Counsel Hutchins has a secret passageway…. To where?
I love how ninjago will hint at serious themes like gun violence by the sound of gunshots and calling bombs ‘blastzaps’ 💀
Omfg did the palace EXPLODE?!?!?!?
Ultra Violet: (choking Kai with her thighs)
Kai (suffocating): I- I didnt even get your name—
NFJDNNFKDNSBFNSNF
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS ADULT JOKE LAST TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
(Counsel getting interrogated and held down by Lloyd and a sphere comes for BOTH of them)
Lloyd: You saved me…
Lloyd can be such a dumb blonde sometimes
I CANT BELIEVE HARUMI WAS FAKING COUGHING IN THE FIRE TOO LIKE WHAT YOUUUU BLEW THE PALACE UP
Holy shit Zanes spinjitzu is so cool
Wait wait wait
Why would Harumi even MENTION the mask if she wanted to retrieve it??? Did the writers wanna throw the scent off of her THAT bad
Holy shit the mask is cool as fuck
Jay: Really? Four arms? Like thats new.
HBFKSNGJD
I love imagining the voice actors going ‘WACHA’ and other ninja noises
I feel like I haven’t stressed enough about how much I love their elemental powers now
Counsel hitchins: That mask of deception was a fake…
Harumi: A FAKE- i mean, a fake 🥺
Counsel: Im sorry, i couldnt trust the ninja just yet.
the irony is incredible
Counsel hitchins is actually such a great guy, bless him
Wait do the royal family die. Istg if they die im gonna be so sad
LLOYD LIFTED A MOTORCYCLE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING
Lloyds so cool
You KNOW the sons of garmadon are laughing at Lloyd saving Harumi
I love Violets screeches
STOP. THAT WAS SO SMART OF LLOYD
The definition of think smarter not harder
God Lloyds been through it fr
And for what??? What has he done??? Literally valueing Harumis life over the mask only to have her betray him
Give my boy a break
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ITS THE DESTINYS BOUNTY!!!!!!
Its looks so rusty and old tho? How long has it been since they used it?
Istfg the rest of these seasons the villains have to leave the bounty alone, its like the ninjas only consistent home, please just let it be 😭😭😭
Harumi: What about the emperor and empress? Hutchins? Are they…
Nya: Im sorry princess, they didnt make it…
So. The royal families just DEAD? They really reeled us in with the whole ‘theyre the only ones left of their bloodline’ AND THEN JUST KILLED THEM. HARUMIS ADOPTED. SHES NOT EVEN ROYAL BLOOD. THEYRE JUST DEAD.
Theres like a twisted sorta feeling watching this and KNOWING everything went as harumi wanted. This was her plan to the T.
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darlingg I just finished chapter 13 and im speechless and overall just shocked- first of all, the fact that vicky had a part in the plan 🥹 and I love how you gave us her perspective of ethan and the reader throughout all the chapters like ugh so good, second of all, can we talk abt what vicky and reader went through all because of a rat-demon hybrid named tiff???? she deserved what happened to her (and whats coming for her teehee eden knows whats up) ANYWAYS THIRD OF ALL THIS WAS WHAT I WANTED TO SEE THE ETHAN X EDEN DUO HOLYY SHITTT THAT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS brb im calling netflix rn I need to have it in a show 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 ur brain is just *chefs kiss this needs an oscar ALSO the emily and jake duo??? theyre badass come on I love them mwaaa 😌 AND BTW LETS TALK ABT EDEN TOO AT THE END?!!! TIFF GIRLLL BAHAHAH AT THIS POINT IMMA JUST SAY MY GOODBYES TO HER save me a seat in hell (jkjk)
I think I am completely in love with eden/reader her character is so beautifully written and plus im also scared of her- overall my thoughts are all over the place and I still need time processing these events amen. ilysm rin 🙌‼️💗
AW LOVE!!! you made my day! i'm so glad you enjoyed it because i loved it! i was goiing to post it tomorrow but i couldn't wait, so i skipped the proofread and just issued it out because...COME ON! I had to! everything you mentioned, oh girl.....it's just....to me, it was all of that plus...can we take a moment and applaud Ethan for his sneaky plan on figuring out how to get to the reader??? and the way he did it? like he literally was having barely there phone sex with this bitch and got her completely eating out of the palm of his hand...dude..ETHAN!!!! Man i love ethan.
Vicky..i always liked vicky. yeah she screwed up in MGR but.....it just made it easier for Ethan and Heeseung to get his hands on you. But yeah, Vicky had a part in it and she did excellent! If you recall in chapter 11 part 4, Heeseung made that phone call, but i didnt elaborate who he called. he just said "Hey I can't explain, but i need you to do something for me.." and then remember in the car after jake picked him up from chasing the van on foot, heeseung kept getting those texts, that was vicky. those phone calls that he kept ignoring, was tiff. so alot of references to chapter 11 part 4 right there ;)
Fucking jake is such a badass it's like.....omg i can't even. and Eden fucking aiding and helping Emily find her inner strength by telling her teh exact same thing she said to reader "Sometimes you gotta bite back." like holy crap Eden....fucking QUEEN STATUS!!!
And then MY personal favorite...ahem....the smut scene. Because it was pure Heeseung but he was like.....he was like dangerous but without Ethan at all. that was like....whoa for me.
and of course...muahahahaha yo...tiff......"Tifffffffff." yeah...she's about to get it. omg chapter 14 is going to be just as equally as awesome!
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okay so the reason I get on the black handkerchief thing is because I don't want to give the duffers any fucking credit for something they didn't intend to do. I think the duffers and the costume designers based Eddie's outfit on being influenced by metallica lead singer James Hetfield wearing his black bandana in the back left pocket during performances, and Eddie Munson treats every moment in the public eye as a performance because he's decided to own the title "freak". and if the duffers confirm this but only with a side-comment "idk lol if you WANT it to mean he's gay, you surely have the freedom to do so" because this is fucking media production in modern day america and asshole people love taking credit and #diversitywins for shit they didn't intend to do.
[rant under the cut]
you think they would intentionally write multiple queer characters when they only have two black main character? sure, there are side-characters too, but there is only Lucas and Erica in the main cast of sixteen characters? a brown character (008/Kal) who only featured in one season? and the second featured brown character (Argyle) several years later? no disabled characters at all?
Here's the thing. Stranger Things universe has homophobia. Definite things to prove it are Steve calling Jonathan a "queer" in season one, and Robin being afraid to come out for fear of retaliation, which she mentions as much this season to Steve in the car. ("I ask out the wrong girl, and bam, I'm a town pariah.") Hinted proof is Will being in the closet, but so far in the closet that straight viewers think he's straight and just misses his best friend.
They had one hint of racism from Billy. but the reason Lucas wanted to be on the basketball team was so people wouldn't think he's a nerd? i thought they would at least indicate it's because he's a black nerd and would realistically have the most fear over being accepted by his peers, and that Dustin and Mike don't fucking get it because theyre white.
Erica is one step above the "sassy black girl" trope because she's a nerd? when she was 10 she was chased around by Russians with guns and saw an eldritch terror attack people around her age and kill a teenager. as opposed to showing any fear or vulnerability or trauma, she just has one-liners. unless she shows vulnerability for any of the deaths of her friends or loved ones in vol2, I doubt the duffers know how to write her any other way.
when writer's address homophobia but not racism, I think they should have just ignored both, otherwise it just feels convoluted and full of empty gestures.
if the duffers continue with steve/nancy, I'm legitimately worried that they created robin and gave us a beautiful coming-out scene just as a "gotcha" for fan-favourite Steve as them saying stancy was destined to be end game; that robin being a lesbian was just to push home the idea to Steve that he "belongs" with Nancy.
I'm not basing this on their lack of writing prowess, I'm basing this on scummy people who do scummy things to get attention. Hollywood and rainbow capitalism corrupts storytelling every day, and I have no trust for cishet white dudes looking to give themselves a pat on the back.
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I am henceforth very interested in knowing sam and colby lore. Pls say more i NEED to know more abt these dudes theyre so funky and its IMPOSSIBLE to find any on tumblr.com
ok let's see. so the LAPD says do not go to the hollywood hills after dusk u will get get eaten by coyotes so they went to the hollywood hills after dusk and got chased away by coyotes. also one time in australia some dude lured them to an abandoned house with prints of missing people covering the walls and then their car got almost busted by presumably the same people and also they wrote a book once
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10x13 of chicago pd
its been a while since ive done this, im so sorry
oh a graveyard
yipee
who's grave?
justin’s?
al?
ALVIN
I KNEW IT
oh god wait
why are they bringing him up now?
asa chapman
yay
‘since youre a fan of small talk’
...is that her trying to flirt?
this is a fun conversation
real fun
where is this going
what're you tryna do lady?
what is this
they say pedro
and all i can keep thinking about is pedro pascal
he agreed?
really?
love kev’s convo
its great
torresssss
my babbyyyyy
is hailey ever gonna be partnered up w/ someone who isn't voight??
srsly
like after everything in season 9
they're still partnered together?
car chase
OH MY GOD
bro what
that was so sudden
adammm
my love
oh dead body
joy
oH GOD
BRO
car explosion
fun
acetone
fun
fun
fun
anywas
‘how'd you know it was acetone?’
‘guess i must've been to too many rerock houses’
oh asa chapman
hello there
what do you get out of this?
it feels like its more personal than just a ci
haileyyyyyyy
my wife
‘really? dealer finally realised that killing customers is bad for buisness’
‘hm.’
that's a fair point tho
its like the drug dealers dont care that dead bodies are going to drive ppl away
lookin at adam?
is he going to do it?
oh wait no
TORRES
my baby
bro
hes so cuteee
dante ramiro
dude thinks that he can change just his last name
and hes good apparently
oh adam is here
lovely
‘ass clown’
oh they're fighting now
HOLY SHIT
ADAM GOT HIS ASS BEAT
BRO IM CACKLING
ADAM LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN SEVERE PAIN
LMAOOOO
kev and torres
they're great
i love them
hailey still wearing her wedding ring makes me cry
that's a hugeass wire
BOOKS
i love books
books are great
books>>>>>> drugs
books are better than drugs
moving on
im scared now
pls take care of my baby
please
oh jesus
great
oh fun
HAILEY
LOOKING AFTER TORRES
MY HEART IS FULL
oh wait
another cop
wait what
the fuck???
BRO????
WHAT???
explanations
please
explanations
yay
BRO WHYD YOU SEND HIM????
tell him that
girl
tell the fuckin truth
brO
THERE WAS NO TRUTH THERE????
oh no
ROBBERY
noooo
this is bad
this is really really bad
THEYRE NOT GONNA MOVE IN???
BRO
THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THEY ROB SOMEONE
oh no this poor lady
THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THIS GRANDMOTHER IS BEING KILLED???
thank you torres
thank you
youre using your brain
what?
more acetone?
seriously?
what's the acetone for??????
i want answers
oh god
hes bribing cops
I KNEW IT
careful torres
careful
OH MY GOD
ITS ASA CHAPMAN
I THINK SO
OH GOD
come one
GIVE ME THE TRUTH
I WANT THE TRUTH
aw
gant and lopez
barely know them
love them
they're great
oh no
where's this going
oh my god wait
were chapman and villar in love????
WHERE THEY FUCKING???
jesus just say it
what happened??
teLL ME??
OH MY GOD
THEY FUCKEd
I KNEW IT
I FU CK I N G KNE W IT
i feel bad for her now
oh i feel really bad for her now
poor chapman
poor girl
chapman’s got trust issues
really asking why voight won't tell
t r u s t i s s u e s
oh joy
more illegal activity
i feel like this an illegal version of some cooking show
does torres know how to do this before hand?
or was he just taught?
‘enough for 90 years’
lovely thoughts
oh great
TORRES DONT PUSH IT
oh great
this'll be fun
oh adam getting back at torres
wait hold on
WOULDNT THE GUY KNOW THAT ADAM WAS AT THE BAR????
are they gonna put him in ‘the cage’
yep its back
after idk how long
but its back
i wanna kill him
guys not too stupid actually
nvm
he stupid
he gave himself up
he real stupid
chapman
yay
more conflict = more fun
i actually like asa chapman
she seems like a good balance for the team
hes not gonna tell the unit the truth??
‘and we have evidence for that?’
‘not yet.’
this sounds like bullshit
adam suspects something different tho
oh crumpled up piece of paper
fun
the third cousin
oh my god
did they bury the body in the concrete???
this is intense
THEY BURIED THE BODY THERE
I FUCKIN KNEW IT
I KNEW IT
oh they're gonna destroy this building for that body
poor nina
poor girl
coME ON
youre gonna make me cry dammit
‘tell me everything’
you dont wanna know
please you dont wanna know what happened
blood splatter on the handle even after five years?
really?
that seems a bit out there
wow
that was so casual
‘chicago pd, lemme see your hands’
as the guy us walking across the room with his phone in hand
oh poor Nina
i feel so bad for her
lowkey kinda hoping she sticks around
she’d be a good addition to the team
‘he’s dirty. he’s cruel.’
he is tho
hes both of those things
wait
is there something that's gonna happen between the two of them?
i can't tell
also
i really want hank to have a love interest
like
really badly
it'd be fun to watch
ALSO
WHERE WAS TRUDY????
WHERE WAS MY MOTHER????
#*kissy kissy* watches chicago pd#chicago pd 10x13 spoilers#chicago pd 10x13#chicago pd spoilers#hank voight#hailey upton#dante torres#kevin atwater#kim burgess#adam ruzek
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dream. this one sucked the gist was trying to escape the creepy house
I don't remember first half.nit I just woke up heart racing fro.yhr second half. It started like something something group of friends exploring a magic house. actually no the first half was a switcheroo of some mini game. first you were a guy striking out into the icy wilderness beyond the town dodging people who came after you. and then once you died to starvation or animals.or the chasing person, you swapped povs and were now someone from the town and you had to gear up and go into the wilderness.to find the line man, who was now controlled by an ai or something. the first person who went was like pixellated columbo. he didn't prepare well despite my advice ,- his boots were lower than the snow level.
then
there were like house hosts. 5 or 6 people. there were a couple of twin white frat girls, an older black lady, a young girl who had some.minor facial scarring, 3 dudes one of whom looked like knockoff captain America and another one that was knockoff Dwayne the rock.
anyway this was all about kidnapping and torturing people and killing them also. that's what all of it was in the end..I was in the house with my friend who kind of resembled the captain American guy, doing normal magic house behavior, but then something shifted and they started hunting us down instead. I was scated by this - I had bad vibes but they were my friends, so why did it happen to me?? it was because I was stupid. I thought I could trust them. but they were faster they were stronger they found me no matter where I hid. they grabbed me and dragged me to their table & there was this girl who slipped me smth so every sentence appeared as a speech bubble that revealed their true thoughts. the girl was thinking to me "the only way for the police to find you is it you ask them to smash the stump of your arm with a hammer to remove it instead of cutting it off bc it'll be suspicious and you can even smuggle in the cross key." I was thinking oh god oh.god theyre going to cut my fucking arm off, but I couldn't run now. there were too many. they would get me before I made it out of the neighborhood. I told my friend this & he went pale and stopped moving. I kept stalling by putting my makeup on bc I was saying if you're gonna kill me like this can't I look cute?
I heard my dad's voice outside the door and was immediately scared for him. I didn't want him to die. but also I wanted to be still hopeful he would be able to save me.
scene shift.
the rock looking guy was talking about these huge unexplored caves beneath the house. he only brought up in passing in another room, so me & my friend managed to slip away and get down in those caves, but it was another trap. it was like the drg map except I could see unexplored areas in dark blue. however there were rooms down there. we got cornered in one & I hid furiously behind this chair, but the people who were searching were able to find get to this room. right before they saw me theymidtook my fruend for captain America guy & slapped him on the back & started watching TV in the room I was hiding in. I wanted to sneak away when they all fell asleep, but the Dwayne guy woke.up as I was slipping out the door. he didn't wake anyone rlde bc be wanted the glory of this sacrifice to the witch lady all for.himself, but this time in this dream I could.flee faster than him - he was practically flying behind me but I was teleporting in slices up the stairs and I found my.dad at thr front and told.him "we need to go we need.tk go right now right now right now olease please please" & he got in his car. hr started driving away and everyone came to watch from the front ayatr just staring for a second. the olde ones just looked while the people in younger bodies snapped into motion.
the two frat girls got in their car and ea starting to back up into us.some of the dudes were running but they couldn't reach us. and the little girl was running behind our car (we were driving backwards down the street since we didn't have second to turn around) trying to make us hit her and she kept darting around.
once we turned the corner, we were facing front and she took her face off & blood went everywhere & it made letters on the road that said I WILL BE HERE FOREVER and I woke up
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another sleep, another dream
i think, i, or some person or character im controling, is on vrchat with some friends (comfy club + friends group), we all generic 3d chibis, bunch of green fields, someone did an illegal jump by driving on a ramp and go above the mesh. idk what we're doing before hand, something about consent?
oh wait the dude that flew on their car is me, now theyre going after my ass so i drove further away, tried disguise myself by blending in with a group of people at somewhere on this weird ass half football field thing, doing some martial arts training, some people caught me.
said training area got people reciting some sort of pledge of whatever, apparently its made by a rubber baron hence its weird egoism. (and also some old ass text font an brown paper appearing as our surroundings)
i think we did chase round 2 but idk who. xion ebi??? (who as im aware of, not even part of the group)
i thinm i pretended, or the person im takign perspective pretended, some one else hence the first chase??? they said to do all sorts of things to me, in a not serious manner since they said it in a lighthearted tone.
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The whole Bucky-Steve-T'Challa chase scene in civil war is hilariously ridiculous
#its like#steve shows up and him and bucky fight a bunch of guys#theres already some ridiculous antics going on in that building#the whole railing thing? jabsiznd#and then bucky just fuckin. leaps onto the next building#and is promptly attacked by a furry#and then all three of them leap off of another fucking building#sam kicks a helicopter#and then theres three weirdly fast people chasing eachother at equal speed though a tunnel#that is until steve steals a fucking car#and then t'challa is ON the car#and bucky is presumably continuing his run whilst theyre bickering#and then its onCOming traffic#bucky steals a motorbike midair#t'challa gets on the motorbike LIKE MY DUDE GET YOUR OWN VEHICLE#and THEN t'challa is riding sam#and steve. im crying writing this. NEARLY RUNS HIMSELF OVER WITH HIS OWN CAR#steve tackles the cat and then theyre arrested#but not before RHODEY SHOWS UP#this is BATSHIT my dudes#but god i love it#mcu#marvel#civil war#steve rogers#bucky barnes#t'challa#sam wilson#captain america civil war#chase
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Headcanons for being Adrian Chase’s partner in crime
Adrian Chase x reader
warnings: death, blood, injury, murder, mention of sex offenders, more murder and death, i think that’s it. oh and guns and knives
a/n: ILY ROWAN U REQUEST JUST FINE I PROMISE!!!!
prompt: @amirahiddleston: “okokokok i would like to request that you write an adrian chase/vigilante (peacemaker tv) headcanon about being his sort of partner in crime? like y/n and him are both vigilante types! thank you & i hope i did this right 😭”
absolute shitshow
obviously the only way you two are willingly working together is if you’re both a little crazy and a little insufferable (but never to each other)
“turn that shit up RIGHT now” -adrian while driving
“SO I’VE GOT MY HANDS UP THEYRE PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY. NODDING MY HEAD LIKE YEAH. MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH—” -both of you with the windows down
jealous of each other’s weapons
“you didn’t get me one?” -adrian, with a pouty face you could sense through his mask
“dont even think about it, vig. i will shoot you” -you
“not if i shoot you first!” -adrian
drive-thru shenanigans
mcdonalds workers hate you
“just pick something y/v/n! you get the same thing every time, why are you acting like you’re gonna get something different?” -adrian
“shut up, i’m thinking. what are you gonna get?” -you
“the same thing i always get. big mac, no toppings, ketchup and pickles on the side” -adrian
“no fries?” -you
“of course i’m getting fries! and a sprite! like i always do!” -adrian
“hmmm, okay. i think i’ll just get my usual” -you
*20 honking cars behind you*
“fucking finally…can i take your order?” -drive thru employee
only ever seeing his below-the-nose area of his face
“hah! you have a zit on your chin” -you
“you should see my back” -adrian with a mouthful of food
stakeouts
STAKEOUTS
*humming harmonies together*
“that was beautiful, thank you” -adrian
“look at that asshole jaywalking, should we beat him—” *gunshot* “vigilante!” -you
“well he shouldn’t have been breaking the law!” -adrian
he always asks to borrow your weapons
like way too much
like he wants to steal them
“vig, have you seen my rifle?” -you
“what rifle?” -adrian
“the R8” -you
“i have not” -adrian
“right…so if i checked the secret compartment of your trunk i wouldn’t find it?” -you
“you would not” -adrian
“i’ll be right back” -you
“wait no—” -adrian
constantly saving each other’s asses
which ended in stitches or gauze most if the time
“hold the fuck still, dude” -you, trying to cover a wound on his side
“i’m trying! remember that you still need stitches” -adrian
him gossiping about peacemaker
like, a LOT
“dude, i wish peacemaker were here. i bet you’d love him, he’s great” “i miss peacemaker” “peacemaker has the BEST aim” “i bet if peacemaker were here—” -adrian
“do you have a crush on peacemaker?” -you
“psh! what? no!” -adrian
him getting you leftovers from the restaurant he works at
“you gotta carb up, y/v/n. that’s very important in this line of work” -adrian
high fives, fist bumps, hip bumps, chest bumps
“oh, ow, fuck” -adrian
“i bumped your stab wound?” -you
“you bumped my stab wound” -adrian
sometimes getting curious and wanting to see his face
“pleeeease? why cant you show me who you are?” -you
sword fighting
“please don’t cut off my arm” -you
“why would i cut off your arm?” -adrian
“well, maybe not on purpose” -you
“i pinky promise i won’t cut your arm off. now that we’re on the subject, will you please not cut my arms off?” -adrian
“no promises” -you
“no, y/v/n, you have to promise. just say it” -adrian
him occasionally letting you drive his car
“if you speed i will shoot you” -adrian
“then we’ll crash” -you
“i have a good chance of survival” -adrian
keeping tabs on “bad guys”
looking up sex offenders in the area and just straight up murdering them
like you make a game of it
“three points to gryffindor!” -you
“gryffindor? let’s be realistic here” -adrian
“harry potter isn’t realistic” -you
“peacemaker knows all sorts of superheroes and you’re telling me you don’t think harry potter is realistic?” -adrian
“what is your obsession with peacemaker, man?” -you
“he’s a good role model!” -adrian
“isn’t he like, racist or something?” -you
“peacemaker is not racist! how dare you?” -adrian
peacemaker is a sensitive subject
you guys are definitely a pretty efficient team
even if you are just two dumbasses in masks
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did u hear the katja nft guy was the same person to hold the new anne model hostage w a copyright when it was first leaked? knowing the last situation theyre probably gonna send another one of their agents to confront the guy in person lol. hope it doesn’t end in another car chase tho
Omg no way that dude has wayyy too much time on his hands. And money apparently with all the property damage fines he probably got after that lmao
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PJO as quotes from my school part idk
(this one took forever sorry)
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Piper- This note arrangement sounds like…. I hate my mom! Sorry but it’s true. No, I know it‘s not nice but it’s true!
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Percy- Break the windshield of a car!
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Hazel- Listen to Annabeth Chase, Frank!
Frank- I AINT!
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Piper- I’m gonna marry a hot rich French dude so that I have have hot rich French babies. Theyre gonna come out of the womb like “ELLO BONJOURNO!”
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Nico- (Dips grape in chili with a straight face) Kalabunga.
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Leo- You know that picture on your Facebook where you’re like, ”Just turned 21!!”
Jason- Oh yeah! The one with my sister?
Leo- No it was with your grandma.
Jason- My grandma..? Oh wait i know which one you’re talking about, that’s the one where my grandma died.
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Piper- Im gonna make your monster simba.
Annabeth- Simba didn’t touch the damn light.
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#pjo#heroes of olympus#hoo#percy jackson#toa#pjo hoo toa#trials of apollo#jason grace#leo valdez#piper mclean#incorrect heroes of olympus#incorrect percy jackson#annabeth chase#frank zhang#hazel leveque
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Teen girls who idolize older men like Justin Bieber and Harry Styles and want to have relations with him even though they underage
I think we also need to address the issue of teen girls (12 - 17) years who are quite desperate to quickly have a bf for validation and are not considered the "coolest popular girls" in their school, they purposely seek out fully grown men who do give them attention or "rich" college and older guys who would pay for them on dates and let ride in his expensive cars. Several teen girls really do do that, without considering they might be used or that a grown man lusting over a developing underage girl is inherently wrong and unnatural, because they just want to:
- quickly have a bf
- feel like a 20 year old or "come of age" already, because they want to feel "glam" like the media-portrayed grown women alr, and they want to grow up quick cuz they know their current age is awkward and hard
- feel like they can alr use their "sexual prowess" on dudes alr, just to feed their ego and vanity for beauty, never mind that he's just looking for an easy more innocent target or not.
- feel "cooler and more popular", especially when they are riding the car with richer pedos or getting Cartier or Gucci just after a few dates with them.
- "he's handsome for an old man"
- other reasons
Without thinking that once they turn 18 or older, they stop being teen girls alr, and these kind of pedo men will dump them and not love them anymore, because theyre not young anymore. These teen girls dont realize that they successfully enable pedos or teen girl predators to manage to pull one over them and do that bad behaviour, successfully having and ending r/s with a teen girl once again.
Once these teen girls become old, they get damaged and used by those older men that pursued them, left with nothing but a higher body count and some useless goods that arent trendy anymore. That they werent being loved as a person but as a "young tool" only for their looks pussy and underage. And on the topic of enabling, its just sad to know that many grown men celebs who are teen girl idols, have managed to use a lot of their underage girl fans this way and some underage girl fans who ran away to become groupies as well, instead of working on themselves and levelling up, they just throw away self-improvement and chase a pedo man.
Even until now, some of those women who have fxcked grown men stars like Justin Bieber or Aaron Carter when they were underaged girls themselves, dont regret it cuz minimal damage was done to them(but not to most others, they are just the fortunate outliers). They are the deranged pickmes saying "its ok for older person to have r/s with younger one" and "lower age of consent". Very bad.
A lot of teen girls should have this widespread message sent to them about grown men who "want to date 15 year old teens" just preying on their insecurities and lack of attention only, then maybe they'd stop enabling on their part and not get used before they get older and realized it too late.
ur so right & i think what's ultimately so sad abt it is that.... what those teen girls want is a normal thing to want at their age, i think. it's completely normal that as u go through puberty you fantasise about being grown-up, and also completely normal that girls who aren't ~popular~ or ~cool~ fantasise about having someone special and powerful who will appreciate her for everything she is and make all the other girls jealous. teen girls have had obsessive crushes on male pop stars for as long as there have been pop stars. and everyone knows that's normal so no-one wants to admonish the girls for it, but everyone places their faith in adult men to like. be human beings and not take advantage, to let girls have their crushes but steer well clear of them. and u can't place your faith in adult men to not be sick creeps. u simply cannot.
as u say, so many of those pop stars/rock stars/whatever take advantage of this and statutory rape (or in many cases just flat-out rape) teen girls just because they can and it's sickening. and like always we're left with the only thinkable solution being to try and re-educate the girls, to try and explain to them that they're not as worldly as they think they are and that older men are trying to take advantage of them - and let’s be totally honest here, 90% or so of teenagers are NOT going to listen to that! you can't tell them they're not worldly! you can't tell them they're vulnerable! as far as they're concerned, they're practically grown adults and they're soooo mature and smart and they know exactly what they're getting into. like u say, they often think they're using their "sexual prowess" (you're 14. you don't have sexual prowess. the thing you have that they are interested in is simply that you are underage and easy to manipulate) and that they've got these older men in the palm of their hands or whatever. so i don't see that trying to get that message through to teen girls is going to be all that successful - hence why this issue is still ongoing when many people HAVE tried to get that message through already.
how about we just start castrating any 20+ male who makes any moves on any girl 16 or under. that'll get the message thru i think. teen girls can have their teen fantasies but adult men will very clearly know what will happen to them if they humour those fantasies.
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