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ed89 · 2 years

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you ask a byler for byler proof and they give you a 40 page dissertation. You ask a mlvn for mlvn proof they tell you to shoot yourself in a Wendy's parking lot

real as hell. i ask.for mlvn proof from a milkvillain and suddenly im towering over their lifeless mangled corpse with a recently used butcher knife

#byler #DA INBOX

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demigoddessqueens · 4 months

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Imagine Altaïr, Malik, Ezio, Haytham, Shay, Connor, and Arno trying to deal with an S/O who has befriended the local crow population.

It's cute when the crows keep bringing you small trinkets, keep using you as a perch, or follow you around all the time.

What's not quite as cute is when one day you get captured and the damn crows keep breaking into the residence and SCREAMING at your poor boyfriend. He'd be finding you right away the instant he knows something's wrong and you're hurt, and the corvids are definitely more than smart enough to help.

Oh, and when you're found? Injured? Not only are you staying right with them at all times but you're being watched by five or six sets of beady eyes all the time.

Awww! This was so cute and then got angsty then cute again!

HERE ON MASTERLIST 9

altair

It’s 50/50 with him, either he’s intrigued by your bird companions or annoyed they impose on moments with you

if you were ever taken from him or missing, Altair tries not to panic but feels some relief that he can track you down when the crows lead him to you

Now he appreciates their loyalty to you and how they’ve come to accept him as well. After all, he’s glad there are those who look after you when he’s not there

malik

Thought it was a bit odd at first, but it wasn’t a bother to anyone, and at least when you visited there was additional company with the birds. As long as they didn’t make a mess of things.

if anything bad happened to you or you were taken, he’s grateful for their lingering presence to signal where you are

After an incident like that, Malik now has the habit of tying notes to their legs, saying something like “whatever impulse you have that leads to trouble, think twice about that.”

ezio

Equally annoyed but intrigued about the corvids and tries to bribe them to bring him trinkets too

in the case of you being taken or missing, every eye on the ground and in the sky is able to find you safely.

Also likes to tie notes to said crows’ legs to pass along to you. Something funny, cute like “I see you.”

haytham

Is not amused at all. He thinks they’re annoying 😝

but if you were ever kidnapped or separated from him, he’s grateful that the unlikeliest allies help find you

There was a rare moment you saw him attempt to bond with them, one successfully perching on his finger

shay

He didn’t think much of your pet birds before but they were a welcomed presence on the ship during longer voyagers

the one time you were not by his side, his fiery temper almost got the best of him before your own trackers lead him down every path to find you

From there on out, he greets them like he does any other crew member. Giving them treats sometimes

Ratonhnhake:ton

He adores your birds and thinks it’s sweet they look out

however, pity the souls who try to take you away because there’s no corner they can hide in

Of course your pet crows are just naturally drawn to his calmness, always perched on his shoulders

arno

He thought it was oddly endearing that you’ve bonded with these birds, although they happen to be a bit of a nuisance

Now if you were to ever be taken from him, it’s all hands on deck

Given the amount of loss and heartbreak he’s had in life, it’s no surprise that Arno always wants you close to him and appreciates the corvids for keeping tabs on you

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poppurini · 9 months

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general lilia who's all tough on the outside, known for his aggressiveness in the battlefield but as soon as you're by his side- it's like everything his soldiers knew about him disappeared. he lets you do his eyeliner even when it's messy, he lets you put pink ribbons in his hair and uniform, and he giggles n smiles like you have the sun on your fingertips with the way you warm his skin.

in my delusional era you have me down bad for this man omg. also i needed to this out of my system ihaven't written ANYTHING in so long *sobs

“Y/n, darling, not here-”

the fearsome general of briar valley could only sigh and go along with your whims as you tugged him to sit down, a soft giggle escaping your lips—that he missed dearly—as you instructed the general of briar valley to sit still, your voice jokingly stern.

his hair, his wrist, his arm— you busied yourself with tying some bows onto the man with baby pink ribbons while humming a calm tune. your laugh, like melody to his ears, ring occasionally in the night when you hear his quiet grumble.

when he saw his subordinates staring at him in silence, he only waved a dismissive hand before deadpanning at baul who stood not so far away.

even though he wasn’t particularly fond of your actions, he couldn’t bring himself to reject you when you looked so happy. especially since he knows he would have to leave you for another week or so after tonight; this was the least he could provide for you as your lover. you’d catch him gaze at you with adoration, concealed by that stoic demeanour he had put up for himself as briar valley’s protector. you’d grow hot and shy when he tucks a strand of your hair away, murmuring why you don’t just put the bows on yourself instead as you’d look way cuter than him before giving you a teasing tap on the cheek with the back of his finger, his smugness evident through the quiet chuckle he had let out. some tough general he is.

++ irah i can’t do this anymore when i made that post i wasn’t asking for an ask that made me evaporate into thin air??? you could’ve kept this to yourself why involve me???? i don’t even know who l*lia is i got nothing to do with that man pls stop harassing me /j

#I’M LITERALLY GOING TO YELL #IN A 2AM QUIET ASIAN HOUSEHOLD #THE SLIPPERS ARE FLYING MY WAY ALREADT #take this…idk whatever i could churn out atm #ALL JOKES ASIDE ILYSM FOR SENDING ME THIS??????#I LOVE READING ANYTHING FROM YOU #proud of making u fall 4 da general 🤭#inbox.#lilia vanrouge x reader #gender neutral reader #vanrouge.

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inkluvs · 9 months

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ribs — send me a sfw request (prompts here if u want)

PAMPER WITH REGULUS PLSPLSPLS I NEED TO DO HIS MAKEUP SO BAD

you think i'm cute

hehe i hope u like this mer it's very short bcos apparently all of my reg blurbs have 2 be under 300 words but yeah <3 tw: not really proofread? idk </3 (0.2k)

regulus black x reader

summer celly // masterlist // taglist

Regulus sneezes, eyebrows pinched and cheeks pink with the powder you had just dusted on him. His nose scrunches and a huff of laughter escapes from your throat.

“You think my pain is funny.” His lips twitch with a barely concealed smile. Your thumb smooths over the curve of his cheek.

“I think your pain is endearing. There’s a difference.” You insist.

His cheeks split in a grin and you squeeze them, a gentle reminder of what you’re supposed to be doing. His face returns to a neutral state for just a second.

“Yeah? And what is that?”

“Regulus,” you chastise him. “You gotta stay still.”

“I will if you answer my question,” He promised. His voice was coated in honey, sticky sweet with endearment and fondness for you.

You open your mouth, mulling over what your answer could be. “I just thought the face you made was cute s’all.” You assure him, tucking a curl that fell in front of his eyes behind his ear.

“Oh,” He nods. “I get that.”

You tilt your head, “You think I’m cute?”

“I do not.” His smile suggests otherwise.

“You think I’m cute.” You hum, closing your eyes and smiling. He huffs, an affectionate sound, and sits back in his chair. “I’ll get back to it then?”

His cheeks pinch with a grin.

#ivy’s inbox 💌#mer 💗#event.ribs #{ivy's summer celly}#ivy is writing !#regulus black (ivy’s version)#marauderluvs #regulus black #regulus black x reader #regulus black imagine #userroma #regulus black x you #regulus black fanfiction #regulus black fic #regulus black fluff #regulus black blurb #anddd it's added 2 da queue <3

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deutsche-bahn · 4 months

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Hello, dear neighbors!

-@ceske-drahy

Greetings! Last time I travelled with czech trains literally everything was on time until we crossed the border into Germany, at which point things started going downhill rapidly.

#mama da sind tschechen in meiner inbox

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marimayscarlett · 4 months

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Hi, I'm Richard Zee Kay from Rammstein and Emigrate 🖤💅❤️🎸🧛‍♂️🚬🇩🇪

He is Richard 🚬 Zee 🖤 Kay 🤌🏻 and surely is...a lot sometimes 😌

Found this video of several unhinged snippets from his interviews and while this of course is just one aspect of this wonderful man, it really is iconic what Richard Zee Kay throws at innocent listeners sometimes 👀

Credits to the sweet tillka over on Tiktok 🫶🏻

#“...da ist man einfach platt 😀😀”#ja bin ich auch meist nachdem ich 20 deiner Interviews gesichtet habe du Labertasche #but nothing other than love for this man and his sometimes slightly overwhelming self 🫶🏻#still Traummann. forever and always #rammstein #richard kruspe #ask #this ask was in my inbox for AGES #glad i finally got to use it for something

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radiotrophicfungi · 1 year

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BLINKIE SET #25 . . . GENDER PARTY

#blinkie #blinkies #xenogender #old web #old internet #page decoration #page decor #transgender #gender party set #gotta keep on da gender grind...#i also have around 30 requests sitting in my inbox so if i take a while please excuse me!#flashing lights

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skeletoninthemelonland · 4 months

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So, Graveleaper, he tries to set souls to rest How would he feel about or deal with vengeful spirits like Cassidy who refuse him like they did Old Man Consequences?

You could say it's part of Graveleaper's job to ensure that these spirits will never leave the limbo they're found in.

Some spirits decide not to go, so they can watch over a loved one. Other spirits are simply too afraid of entering this state of "non-existence". Then there are those angry spirits that refuse to die.

If a vengeful spirit isn't ready to move on, Graveleaper can't do much but wait for them to decide on themselves, even if it takes years until that happens. He can try and talk to them, but never actively intervene.

Some spirits learn to circumvent the rules and manifest into the world of the living, a.k.a. possession.

#inbox #anon #the graveleaper #making up graveleaper lore at 5 pm guys lets gooo #also working on the secret side project (thats not secret but lets pretend it is)#tip of da day! if you wanna get rid of procrastination. make the main project a side one by creating another that's much more intimidating!

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mattastr0phic · 7 months

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Back “home”

2023 colorised

He's been returned to Site 19 but at what cost

#inbox #scp inbox #kon in da corner #dr benjamin kondraki #dr kondraki #scp #scp foundation

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ed89 · 2 years

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sometimes I read delulu m*leven takes for fun and so far I've seen "will is actually a m*leven child who went back in time and fell in love with mike" and "will and mike can never be canon and the duffers would never add a kiss scene bcuz both Finn and Noah have big noses

WILL IS A MLVN CHILD WHO WENT BACK IN TIEM AND FELL N LOVE IWTH MIEK ?!@?!@?@???!? THEY CANT KISS BECAUSE OF THEIR NOSES?????

#mlvns dont be antisemitic challenge (impossible)#i cant do this anymore can they die #anti mileven #byler #DA INBOX

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gaygaara · 1 year

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e aí, vai um churras?

LATAM naruto au 🇧🇷 inspired by @felitsrt. gaara is argentinian and naruto is from rio de janeiro lol

#they're having a pool party with churrasco and caipirinha 🥃#gaara finds out he really likes it #narugaa #gaanaru #fanart #naruto #hes sweaty from working the grill 🥵💕#if youre brazilian e ai meu como tu tá?#o ponto da carne tá certo ok. mal passado >>#se vc discorda vem no inbox #gaygaara

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demigoddessqueens · 5 months

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Helllooooo I am off to bodyguard a friend tomorrow who's gonna tell their stalker to fuck off so how about some headcannons on sticking up for the assassins? Idrc who I just wanna see how Ezio or Connor would react to a SIGNIFICANTLY shorter partner starting a fight with someone for being mean to them (especially winning)

Omg 😱 anon I hope everything went well and that you’re both safe!! 🫂

That being said, I hope these are some comfort

Ezio

It’s not that he can’t take care of himself (he absolutely can!) it’s just that Ezio does not care for pesky individuals looking for a fight

That is, you’re not having it and if someone has a problem with your love/lover, oh they’ll hear of it from you

The more you go off on said rude person, Ezio is just standing there with the widest stare of just pure adoration for you, swooning on the inside

Connor

He’s most likely to roll his eyes at someone trying to start a problem with him, but it just grinds your gears

Even if you’re “politely” telling someone off, your voice gradually raises an octave each time and then the profanities just pour out too

Before a situation escalates, Connor takes you aside for safety but he appreciates you sticking up for him given that no one really stood up for him

#inbox asks #assassin's creed #assassin’s creed x reader #assassin’s creed iii #assassin's creed brotherhood #ezio auditore #ezio auditore x reader #ezio auditore da firenze #ratonhnhaké:ton #ezio x reader #assassin’s creed #my writing #headcanons #writeblr #connor kenway x reader

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tgcg · 2 months

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Do you have any criteria for a prompt, I've given one but it's been a little while, I understand if you have a backlog tho

im rly sorry, i just get a lot. there isnt criteria. i just do whichever ones i hav fun ideas 4, or that rlly strike me in the moment. there'z a lot i dont rly end up doing & it can be 4 any number of reasons including that i plum forgot bc my objekt permanence is abysmal.

2 anyone who has sent a prompt pls dotn take it persanally, i am doing this 4 free w my limited time on this beutiful planet. u can resend a prompt if its been a long time & i mite do it, but i ask that u pls dont spam or hassle me abt it. this haz happend in the past

if i ever end up setting up commissions that can be a fast pass ig. but im lazy so.. hahah

#randytime #psa i am shy & scared & easily overwhelmd #i find my inbox vry overwhelming most of da time l0l

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jamesvowles · 6 months

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i know sports is really personal to a lot of ppl but is it really too much to say "i acknowledge the faults of my fave and i know that can be negative to some but i am not a reflection of my driver and it's okay to have complicated feelings about the problematic things they say." or are we all going to rot in hell while telling other people it isn't that bad, trying to deflect onto other ppl's favs by saying "well yours is that problematic too!!!", or god forbid trying to say its apart of the culture to be racist or whatever

#da discourse #like obviously i dont know every person here but come on man #ppl could just choose to ignore it instead of hopping into inboxes and making ur defense of some guy everyone elses problem #whoops i didnt think anypony agreed w this post LOL

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strawmyberry · 1 month

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as the great Kyle Herschel Schwartz once said:

I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

hi hi hi! boy, it has been a WHILE. the last post i did was in august, so that means it has been SEVEN MONTHS since i last posted on here. i know i said i would be taking a short break- and it is very apparent that i completely underestimated how much time i would need to get back into the swing of things.

i am so so sorry for my disappearing act! (you might as well call me magicmyian!) i swear i never forgot about you guys- writing and i were having a bit of a tiff for the last couple of months.

i would come back to this blog a lot and just…kinda stare at everything? kinda thinking to myself “what do i do now? where do i go from here?” and nothing ever came. I’d try to write things- but they always felt like they weren’t good enough- especially considering how long i made you guys wait for it. but then- out of the nowhere:

i started writing again!

like- actually writing! and i actually liked it! and at first it wasn’t t-word related at all- just to kinda get back into the swing of things. and now…here we are!

i plan to post a fic this week- so keep your eyes peeled for that!

i wanna thank you guys for being SO SO SO unbelievably patient. i made a promise that every request in my inbox was gonna be fulfilled (unless stated otherwise, of course!) and i intend to keep that promise!

the new fic IS southpark! (yaaaaay!) but I’ll be completely honest- i’ve been gone for so long that i don’t even know if that’s “in” anymore. so- im here to ask, after i finish all the southpark requests- do you guys want me to branch out to other fandoms? should i just stick with the southpark? or do you want me to dabble in multiple? make this a melting pot of fics!!! please please PLEASE leave ideas below!

i have missed so much- and im going to work my butt off to get caught up! so, my beautiful, gorgeous, amazing mutuals, be prepared for a TON of reposts- because i am catching up on ALL the amazing works you guys have posted that i missed.

thanks again for being amazing amazing people!! i know i say this a lot, but i only do because its true! this blog makes me so happy, and im genuinely thrilled to get back to writing again! i hope you guys like it, and here’s to hoping i don’t decide to become houdini again and completely disappear! (sorry for that!!!)

thanks for everything again! i got a lot of work to do- and it’s time to get to it!

-❤️🍓 strawberry 🍓❤️

#SURPRISEEEEEEEE!#oh my gosh i missed you guys SO MUCH 🥹#yes!! im announcing this on a totally random wednesday!! ta-da!!#(in all seriousness though- im on spring break- so i have a lot of free time-)#PLEASE GIVE ME FANDOMS THAT YOU’D LIKE TO SEE ON MY BLOG! no promises that i’ll know them- but i wanna gauge you guys!#EVERY REQUEST IN MY INBOX WILL BE FULFILLED!! im gonna make sure of it!!! ❤️#see you guys later this week on the new fic!!! until then- im REBLOGGING #non tickles #strawberry speaks

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blackbackedjackal · 10 months

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there's only enough room for one clown in this circus, and that's me [honk honk]

#^ that's the level of emotion response to stupid shit in my inbox #ya'll aren't gonna make me feel bad #I survived the early internet as a biracial queer person #i survived DA as a wolf comic artist #I survived early tumblr as a taxidermist #but you won't survive catching these hands irl #jackal's journal

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