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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 126

You know what would be hilarious?

Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down. “Can someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!”

The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John weren’t you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this?

Now if you’ll excuse him he’s going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No don’t just leave, don’t leave this mess just for them- JOHN!

#dpxdc #dcxdp #prompts #John: Trenchcoats haunted #JL: What #John as a giggle comes out from beneath his coat: Trenchcoats haunted #John got a get out of hell free card via Clockwork seeing an Opportunity for good timeline #And hey his favorite ghostlings also get a mentor now #John: I did not ask for 5+ children #Clockwork: Too bad you’re now their human caretaker have fun #The GIW were getting Bad #Like bad enough Sam and Tucker are practically full ghost now #Team Phantom pointing at the skrunkly sad trenchcoat man: New Dad Acquired #Constantine in Hell: What #Clockwork: Hello new son here are papers with proof of everything and can you tell the speedsters to stop thanks #Constantine now out of Hell: W h a t

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tanglepelt · 1 year

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Dp x dc idea 36

John summons the ghost king Danny. Needs helps makes a deal offering his soul. Danny being the troll he is accepts. He would of helped regardless of the deal. Instead of johns soul. He steals johns shoe. Just rips the sole out of the shoe and vanishes.

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pablohunie1993 · 2 months

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"theory astra is john's kid" why? snore.

#why does it have to be his child for it to be impactful #HE DAMNED HER TO HELL!#how and why #NEVERMIND I DONT GAF!#it still fucked him up what else do you people want #john constantine #hellblazer #astra logue

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lar-mx · 8 months

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mission: save the wedding

Well, I don't know if someone has done this before, but imagine this: Danny and Zatanna are dating and actually they were and are still trying to get married, but the universe is a bitch and keeps finding ways to screw them over. Examples:

.-Observers objected the first (and second) time they tried to get married because "how could the king of the infinite kingdoms be with a mortal" or "that woman tries to trick the king and force him into a submission contract (this is Constantine's fault he said something stupid when he shouldn't)." .-the fifth time clockwork, accept that the wedding will take place in a space out of time, just as they were about to get to the i accept part both danny and zatanna ended up being swallowed by different portals that threw them to different points in time (clockwork was flabbergasted because that shouldn't have happened). the point is that someone is conspiring so that the two of them are not together and after 17 attempts things get a little heavy between them, they really love each other but that "fate and/or universe" doesn't let them deepen their ties really It's starting to affect.

(My English is bad, so if you don't understand something, don't hesitate to ask and I'll try to answer your questions as best I can.)

#dc x dp #danny phantom #zatanna #Danny and Zatanna's friends have to work together to figure out what the hell is trying to break them up.#Constantine may have caused two (well three but that last one is only half his fault #the other is Batman's) of the attempts to end badly #Lady Gotham is the one who officiates the wedding every time (maybe that has something to do with it?)#ellie is danny's daughter and she really likes mom and doesn't really care that things don't have that level of officialdom #but understands that it is important for both of them.#The wedding is not just a symbol or a glorified role #it has a deep sense of unification of the couple's destinies.

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superdogbiter · 2 years

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Hob:”Hey you think i could put 15 marshmallows in my mouth”

Morpheus:”You’re a hazard to society”

Johanna:”And a coward,do 20″

#the sandman #morpheus #hob gadling #dream #johanna constantine #hob x dream #hob x morpheus #what the hell is the abbreviated ship name for this ship?

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tails-is-cool · 4 months

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thinking about how like three writers of john comstantine said they saw him irl

#reblog #unreality #dereality #because what the fuck what #two of them said they avoided him dkhdjdjfjd what the hell ok #john constantine #hellraiser

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constantineshots · 9 months

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these were some of the tags on the post where john was commenting on if facing demons was because he being self-destructive or if he was being enraged. i say both, and very much do agree with the tags, but i'm putting what i have to say on it under the cut because it's going to be a lot. trigger warnings for abuse, mentions of death/animal deaths, depression, etc. also a bit of rambling. this also somehow turned into psychoanalyzing. oopsie.

naturally, john and i have vastly different experiences regarding life, but i think there's a connect that helps me see things through his lens a lot more clearly, especially when it comes to the psychological.

just a bit of recap on my life i guess, but i'll just say "i got abused" and we'll move on from there. i can connect, in sum.

while john has newcastle and the deaths of friends under his belt, the abuse of his father, the blame of the death of his mother ( though i can't remember if he knew about his twin or not, but i don't think he did ), the magic, the killing animals, the killing of that one man all weighing on his shoulders and then much, much more, the trauma left behind was something i could easily connect with because of the depression, the self-destruction, the instances where even he himself is debating on suicide and alludes to it consistently, while also doing things to save his own ass but also that could very easily kill him. it's conflicting.

for me, i was angry and self-destructive because i felt like the world hated me. i'm sure if there was some form of power that i thought could help make me feel more powerful and i had less of an obligation to my siblings of whom faced the same treatment, i would have taken it and ran with it, too.

but there are things you start to do. you learn to lie to keep yourself out of trouble, give the people hurting you the truths they want to hear and it's something you learn to do in every day life. you'd say something that fed into what they wanted to be the truth and get the same abuse anyway, except the arguments wouldn't be as long and you'd get out of the situation faster. it's a bit of a morbid way to look at it, but while people tell you to "fight back", it's not that easy. i think it's why i connect to john so much- he didn't necessarily fight back against his dad from what we could tell until he eventually did the spell to keep his dad sick. and people will constantly say "i'd just fight back", or "i wouldn't have let that happen to me when i was a kid" and that ends up enforced in some medias that people write.

john does a lot of running and ducking his head and getting other people wrapped up in his shit. it's a path of destruction because he doesn't realize, at first, that it's going to be as big of a shit show as he thinks. for example, with ritchie, when ritchie says "oh i can handle it no worries john it's my expertise" etc. and john trusts it- he needs something done, and someone's willing to do it. but then ritchie ends up another person hurt or dead in what he thinks is his own fault.

you get told the same thing so many times throughout your life that you eventually start to believe it. sometimes, things just fuck up. you get called killer all your life, it only takes so long before you think that, well, maybe you're the curse. maybe you're all the bad shit that everyone says you are.

i do want to note that john does have dissociative episodes, especially in the newer run of hellblazer and he straight up says that. however, as someone who's taken so many psychology classes that i probably could have gotten a degree in it had my university provided the program, that doesn't necessarily mean a disorder, but it does usually fall under ptsd, depression, anxiety disorders, bipolar disorders, borderline personality disorders, schizophrenia, and other disorders. most disorders fall under these categories, though.

i have c-ptsd, depression, anxiety, and probably a lot of other mental disorders not explored because of past traumas that i could probably connect to his self destructive nature, but john has also probably only seen the therapists in ravenscar that proceeded to give him electro shock therapy while everyone else who had the nerve decided to beat the fuck out of him because they thought he killed astra. so more trauma tacked on to john's little plethora of already traumatic memories.

to be technical, there is a difference between c-ptsd and ptsd. with c-ptsd, the symptoms tend to begin six months or more after the initial traumatic event. *cracks knuckles* there is also a difference in symptoms, though they aren't necessarily exclusive to one or the other. c-ptsd tends to also be a result of ongoing, repeated emotional traumas, and on top of that, holds the trauma of ptsd, and then more. to clarify, ptsd usually has symptoms of dissociative episodes, flashbacks, dreams and nightmares related to trauma, commonly taking part in self-destructive behaviors, etc. to tack onto c-ptsd's symptoms, there is the constant feeling of guilt, constant hate towards yourself, consistently believing the world is bad in general, etc. i also want to focus on the fact that c-ptsd usually stems from childhood abuse, which is why i personally think john has c-ptsd, and then it just got worse from there. but you can have both! that's possible. so. i mean. well. call it like it is, john's probably got both.

anyways, moving on! borderline personality disorder, or bpd, kind of changes somewhat person to person, but overall, i think that the symptoms can fit john, in some cases. i pulled up a list just to be a little more clear and concise, but there is "an intense fear of abandonment, even going to extreme measures to avoid real or imagined separation or rejection" and i would really like to point out that, most of the time, john likes to say things like "i'm not good for you" or "i walk this path alone" or. you know, things along that line. for the most part, he pushes people away before they can get close. "a pattern of unstable intense relationships" and i would like to use chas as an example, which i know people would hate, but there are quite a few moments throughout hellblazer where chas will literally tell john that he hates him or shove his face in a toilet and tell him that's where he belongs.... and john doesn't walk away, he just lets chas walk away and come back because. well. why not? he thinks he deserves it half the time. but also, most of john's relationships aren't exactly stable. half the time, his niece and sister don't want to see him, the other half are his relationships that end fairly quickly, and others are just. john being john. "...seeing yourself as bad or as if you don't exist at all." "impulsive and risky behavior, such as gambling, reckless driving, unsafe sex, spending sprees, binge eating or drug abuse, or sabotaging success" the guy smokes after having of had lung cancer. what more do you want for an example. he also consistently does magic even though it's fucked over his life multiple times. again and again and again and he knows that it's fucking him over. unsafe sex can also be debated- in the newer version of hellblazer, he has an illegitimate son named noah that he didn't know existed, for example. and that's where i'll leave that. though in some cases, it can be argued as symptoms of ptsd, though it's possible he could have bpd.

this is going to be the last one, and i am not a doctor or anything but i think that it's possible he could have schizophrenia, or simply hallucinations as a result of any of the other disorders on here, which is sometimes possible but not exactly always common. based on john being an unreliable narrator, there is the suggestion that the ghosts that plague john constantly are not actually there, and that they might just be hallucinations. there are other symptoms of schizophrenia, but i've mostly covered them above. visual hallucinations also include people who are typically loved ones and friends who are no longer alive, i would like to add, but again, they could actually be ghosts, though it's somewhat possible that they're not. in the case that the ghosts are not real....

ANYWAYS. feel free to add more. i did it quick, but. there is this....

#john constantine #blabbing #is it just me or when i type super long posts tumblr decides to be a huge ass #it's always like “hm. well u cant type now for a good second. fuck u”#like what the hell am i supposed to do when i am on a roll and you stop me.#ANYWAYS

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mybrainisoveractive · 5 months

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Ahem ahem I present to you, not in any order, some words/phrases/ideas I associate with these fandoms (including things from fanfics & memes):

Percy Jackson- baby seal eyes

- Percy 'imma just insult the Gods' Jackson

- literally any demigod memes or/and water related memes (tho technically can be used for H2O)

Naruto- Sasugay

- that one drawing of Sasuke sitting with his fingers interlocked and just staring

-the bad timing pause effect on Sasuke (distorted body in an 'S' shape and arms in an inverted 'C' shape) with the caption 'I can see you! ' in a black box with the caption: S A S U K E he can see you'

White Collar - Neal NO!

- Mozzie making ridiculous theories

- crossover with Batman/DCU

Danny Phantom- little ghosty

- little baby man (LBM)

- literally anything green and/or glowy

- vivisection (AO3 tag)

- crossover with DCU/JLA/Batman

Merlin BBC (TV Show) - Arthur 'I must be lucky! ' Merlin 'hell no, that was me'

- clotpole (actually spelled 'clotpoll' outdated slang term for idiot/dolt)

- 'your Royal Pratness'

- Gay but Not Gay aka very very Close Platonic friends

- crossovers with Harry Potter (AO3)

Lout of the Count's Family (LCF) / Trash of the Count's Family (TCF) - Cale 'i want slacker life' , never really actually had the opportunity to Slack, half of which is his own fault

- Cale 'lemme just stab myself with a stick through my heart'

- ✨Misunderstandings✨

- 'cough cough.. oh shit there's blood'

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (SVSSS) - Shen 'I need to hug the thighs of the protagonist' Yuan

-Bingpup

- 'I can't be OOC!' That is Still OOC anyway

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint - Self-insert Fanfic

- Kim 'im gonna sacrifice myself' Dokja/Kim 'im Yoo Joonghyuk' Dokja

- squid

- dumpling

- Sunfish

- regression

- existential crisis

- space time continuum

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) - death, death and dead

- Gojo aka the one with expensive eyes (and everyone simps for it)

Demon Slayer - Muzan 'he dies, she dies, everyone di- oh shit' Kibutsuji

Attack On Titans (AOT) - Eren 'im gonna kill all titans as revenge! But also..Like you know.. (✨becomes a titan✨)' Yeager

- Levi aka (also) the one everyone simps for (who is also a germophobe)

Case Closed (CC)/Detective Conan (DC) - teen ➡️ child

- teenchild blends in but still comes across murders and help solves it

- Teenchild also goes to teen-pretending-to-be-adult (dead dad)'s heist.

-Teenchild has crush on teen who is taking care of teenchild

- Teenchild is canonically called shinigami

Untitled Goose Game - a normal everyday murderous Goose

- 🪿 🔪

Batman- Furry Combat Brigade

- too many goddamn universes to keep up

- Bat 'i work alone' man/ Bat 'adoption problem' man

- alive ➡️ dead ➡️ alive

- Tim's lost spleen/ Tim Drake's Missing Spleen tag on AO3

Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) - war, war some more war

- Ironman vs captain America thingy

- wrinkled grape with stones

-Some time travel thing

-ironman with stones

Harry Potter - 'you are a wizard, Harry! ' 'you are a hairy wizard! "

- annual murder attempts

- 'did ya put ya name in da goblet of fire?!!?! ' Dumbledore asked calmly

My Hero Academia (MHA)/Boku no Hīrō Akademia (BNHA) - we do not talk about the ships, there are no ships sailing anywhere, not today, not in my mind, especially not the weird ones, please

- weird powers

-how did some students get in class 1-a?

-some people simping for Aizawa (his neck? I think)

- midnight's death 😔

- Aizawa's leg

- Hawk's... Everything(sad boi)

二哈和他的白貓師尊/The Husky and His White Cat Shizun/Erha (2ha)- sad backstory

- similar to SVSSS but sadder (probably cause of the different povs)

- love triangle (I think?)

Alex Rider - child spy

- Bombs✨

-quite a lot of dead people for a teen book

-child assassin

-pickpocket

Special mention(s):

-Hellblazer #247 (John Constantine)

-badly explaining all of omniscient reader in 6 minutes (YouTube vid by ferd) (if you want to know about orv without being spoiled but confused)

- So This is Basically My Hero Academia (YouTube vid by JelloApocalypse)

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one-hell-of-otaku-is-here · 5 months

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Oh what would I do to be in 70s, the UK and getting into Muculous Membrane concert. There is a very cute and sexy singer called John Constantine playing there and if I am lucky he'd notice me and we would make out backstage.

#JUST IMAGINE #john constantine #muculous membrane #ofc only before everyone goes to hell alml #literally #john had no right to be such a hot singer what i would do to listen to his songs

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seiya-starsniper · 1 year

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We interrupt you daily dreamling smut to bring you...Johanna/Lucienne smut! @staroftheendless

Brain worm inspired by this post,

Day 16 "Want to find out what we can get away with?" | lingering gaze | heat

"Come on," Johanna whispers conspiratorially, pulling Lucienne along. "Don't you want to find out what we can get away with?"

"Miss Constantine, I don't think this is a good ide-"

"All the best ideas are bad ideas Luce," Johanna interrupts and then the other woman's mouth presses into hers.

Lucienne is pushed up against the nearest bookshelf, the volumes rattling out of place, but it's hard to be concerned about the integrity of the books when Johanna's tongue slips against hers.

Johanna’s fingers are hot against Lucienne’s face, and she gasps when the demon hunter quickly makes use of her skills as to quickly unbutton her vest and blouse in two swift movements

“No bra?” Johanna grins, her gaze lingering on Lucienne’s exposed breasts. Her fingers trail down from Lucienne’s neck to her left nipple, and when her thumb brushes against the nub, it takes every ounce of self control for Lucienne to not moan aloud.

“Undergarments are a human construct,” Lucienne replies, trying her best not to sound as breathless as she feels. “Unnecessary in the Dreaming.”

“So no panties either then?” Johanna is practically vibrating with glee.

“Find out for yourself,” Lucienne replies, parting her legs.

#smurch #sandman fanfic #sandman fic #lucienne x johanna #johanna x lucienne #johanna constantine #lucienne sandman #seiya writes #what the hell would their ship name even be #taking suggestions now #also yes I did imply no one in the dreaming wears undergarments you're welcome for that mental imagery #seiya writes hellibrarian

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talentforlying · 5 months

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i love comic panels where constantine's the oddest looking little guy you've ever seen in your life, like:

corinthian lookin ass.

festive stick figure face. (pathetic about not being allowed to smoke in superman's house)

dead boy's heart art style briefly possessing an entirely different artist in an entirely different one-off.

what i lovingly refer to as "auhh??"

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#what if i looked at pictures of john constantine instead of working on my paper.....hahaha just kidding............unless #comic icons my beloved <3 i need to use them more often i fucking love the art of hellblazer #he's either pretty as hell or Ominous TM or the silliest loser on the planet with no in-betweens and i love that for him

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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@f4nd0m-fun here (I hope they allow us to ask with secondary blogs soon)

Just how wild do you like your Batfam cryptids? I've got ideas for days.

One is a wing fic where all the bats essentially end up half demon. Thomas and Martha make a deal with Alfred to help fix the city and clean up the curses and everything, and. Alfred asks for 'the souls of your descendants' at the point, not caring much for humanity but hoping to get ahead of those pesky demons in his soul collection (so and so said he has Constantine's soul but that's only a piece! What about a bunch of souls that have been tainted by the spirit of a city that has never had reason to hope? Now those are some rare and dark souls).

The Waynes were hoping he'd take their souls instead but he refuses (maybe they're too full of hope or something) but, over time, he grows attached and ends up giving Bruce a shard of his power, allowing him to transform into a demonic winged form based on an animal for his protection after his parents die. When he's young the form is a snowy owl, but once he come back and became Batman his wings have changed. Each of the babies is the same way. As Robin, they gain their baby wings, but, once they move to a new name, their wings evolve.

'The Demon's Head' isn't just a fancy title, the Al'ghul's are demon descended, so Damien is at least a quarter demon even at the beginning, but Alfred's power can't be passed genetically like they thought, so he was born grounded. In this, he shows up sooner, Talkia asking Jason to take Damien with him to his father since she knows her father will kill him for being wingless.

Tim, poor baby. He couldn't fly as Robin because his wings were a shattered mimicry of Jason's Robin wings. He felt like he was in the shadow of the previous Robin, making the 'replacement' nickname sting even more, but, eventually, he grows into the wings of a cardinal and learns to fly.

I'm not sure if Alfred marks Barbara as his person, but if not, maybe he regrets not doing so, thinking that she might not have ended up paralyzed if he'd given her power. But also she's not really considered a 'Wayne descendant' life the kids Bruce adopted, so he'd have to directly make the deal with her. Maybe he does this with Stephanie when she comes along, still thinking about how Barbara might've been better off with a deal. Also, he keeps trying to hold off on gathering their souls because he's grown attached. I figure he'd probably end up wanting to turn them into proper demons too tho when they eventually die but, for now, until the city has been restored (if it ever will be), the Batfam is essentially immortal, and Alfred might be pulling some strings so no one realizes the Waynes are as well. As a side note, I debated Alfred x Lady Gotham for this story.

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Then I had a dpxdc version of this where the wings were still demonic in origin but basically Scarecrow and Bruce are many many family lines removed cousins from an ancestor who was siblings with Jack Nightingale. On top of that, Danny had wings but they got charred when he was electrocuted. This one also has Clock x Pariah and they have wings due to something to do with ghosts, Danny gets a cloak made out of their feathers while his ghost side slowly grows its own wings (but he'll never have wings as a living again).

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Sorry for the long send, I got a bit carried away, but if you want I can dig up my AU again and share what I have for the wings at least, not sure what else I've got written down.

#colony of bats AU

Honestly I love both of these ideas, but what if they were say, combined.

Alfred gifts Bruce a shard of his power- everyone knows the Waynes have wings, even if in most cases too small to fly. But the wings are feathered, usually bright and flashy for the men who inherit the trait.

Which means they're very identifiable. But like you said, Alfred gets (ugh) attached to this little mortal. He's practically raised him and honestly thinks it's adorable watching him manipulate the other richfolk at galas into thinking he's such a "polite young man." Bruce is practically his baby!

So he gifts him a bit of his blood (which we know via Constantine can extend ones lifespan including giving them a bit of healing) and an itty bitty piece of his own power. Just enough for Bruce to be able to willingly call upon it. Just enough for him to disappear into shadows. Just enough for his eyes to gain a hint of an unholy glow. Just enough for a hint of claws. Just enough for feathered wings to shift into jagged mimicries of his own.

You know what could be an interesting thing? The wings are Realms in origin. We know the FentonNightingales separated into the Fentons and Nightingales some time after Jack, so whose to say that the Nightingales didn't get into magic. Perhaps they were given a gift to thank them after a bit of protection or assistance. And the infinite realms are well, infinite. It attaches to all worlds, including say the more demonic ones. But whose to say none of the Fentons made a deal or three in the generations following. They were witch hunters after all, perhaps they need something to keep up with the "traitors" of their bloodline.

Perhaps a deal which resulted in those matching wings.

Now, how could they find out their relation with the Fentons? While there could be the adoption route, what if instead it was right after Danny's accident.

He died screaming, visibly got electrocuted, his wings are torched, there's no way they're not taking him to the hospital. Which means things like blood tests, maybe even a donated organ or two because someone doesn't get blasted with that much electricity without consequences.

Which, it's the batfamily, they definitely have alarms set up for any sort of family pings for both themselves and their rogues. Just in case.

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Also had no idea where to put it but if this includes demons and ghosts feeding on fear, or emotions in general, then Scarecrow could be instinctively attempting to feed and grow his wings. Also he deserves raven or rook wings. Maybe a jay's if you wanna go for color.

Oh my gosh, even if Alfred and Gotham don't get together, they definitely have tea together and spar. They're definitely co-parenting either platonically or romantically, it doesn't matter this is their specialist lil boy. Who then brings even more of the specialist lil ones ever!

God I love the implications of Clockwork and Pariah creating a cloak of wings for a ghostling for them to use as their feathers slowly grow back. Love what that implies for the culture of the ghost zone. Love the idea of it maybe having an influence on Danny's wings in ghost form since a ghost's appearance is influenced by their image about themself.

#ask answered #batman au #batman #dc #dcu #dcxdp #dpxdc #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #normally I don't really like demon aus #but this is honestly really interesting in implications #I am honestly here for this and am very interested #Would the batfam also get wings (that is feathered ones)#What is Constantine's reaction to Batman #Does it ping similar to a half-demon or something else #Does he just think it's a Gotham thing since like 3+ portals to hell have been opened there #I honestly don't think Alfred would let Jason die #Like demon blood is actually kinda OP in the DC world #We've seen Constantine stabbed through the center (like practically split in half hotdog style) and heal pretty freakin easy #Okay but wings #like wing ideas #Jack has condor wings (very big & also death implications)#Danny deserves lil dove wings as bby before they're scorched #They deserve to be similar to galaxy when grown back #White flecks from Clockwork & the darker bits from Pariah with hints of his own colors swirling together #Jazz has either a finch's wings or cockatoos #OH #Bruce has nicobar pigeon wings #Closest living relative of the dodo #And it is Gorgeous

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darkmoonsmirror · 6 months

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dp x blue exorcist

satan is actually Dan from a universe where Danny didn’t succeed in defeating him. Clockworks going through the timelines, checking for anomalies and the like and he… just… goes…oops. The Dan that was defeated and somewhat rehabilitated, Danny, and Dani are like ‘’oops’?what ‘oops’?what do you mean by ‘oops’?’ And then our favorite dumbasses and their support group get an all expenses paid trip to deal with the fuckery of satan!dans children ( that is including Rin and Yukio, cause they need all the help jazz is oh so willing to give). They’re deaged to rin and yukio’s age (except Dani she’s little)(otherwise known as adoptable age). Shiro looks at them and says is anyone going to parent these children and does not wait for an answer. Dani is trolling Mephisto and Amaimon so hard, like ‘baby brothers’ and Mephisto is just rolling with it. And Gehenna is the ghost zone where someone was able to get a last ditch wish to Desiree to lock down the ghost zone. Coal tars are blob ghosts that have been corrupted from having a corrupted king. Satan!Dans kids are the results of separating out the abilities he got from eating other ghosts, Mephisto is clockwork’s abilities, amaimon=undergrowth and so forth.

bonus if we have a bit of crossover with Constantine, who was somewhat parenting those kids, travels over to where the kids are, looks at shiro and Mephisto and says ‘I role to seduce’

Mephisto by dating the parent(s) of his (deaged)parent ‘I’m my own grandpa’

bonus bonus the male presenting dannys have a type( have both dated and/or married members of the batclan)and they here about yuri and how people describe her, look at each and wonder that they usually go for a louder and more aggressive competency than hers. Cue batkid(s) wondering where their so is, clockwork showing up asking ‘you want to know?you really want to know?’ And forgetting how much of a manipulator the Dannys said clockwork was, replied yes and so we have deaged batkid(s) running around with shura, looking for their trouble magnet plushy, ( I love dead on main, defying gravity, and dead serious. Any combination of Dan, Danny, Jason and dick are fine. Danny/Damian or Dani/Damian.) so we’d have dick(appearances are deceiving, the most unhinged bat child), Jason (if I can’t shoot it a tire iron works), and damian( if it is not sharp, what is the point?).

and I completely derailed at the end there.

#Dp #danny phantom #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #maybe #dc #Constantine #crack treated seriously #fujimoto Shiro competing with Bruce Wayne for the most adoptions #Yukio looking at disaster siblings wondering what level of hell is this #Jazz commiserating about being the almost sane member of the family(not actually sane #but sanest)#John ‘ if I don’t need to fight it

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red-hemlock · 12 days

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🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?

👻 - Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like?

⏰ - Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time?

🔗 - What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these?

Thought-Provoking Headcanons (May Answer IC or OOC)! @freakarus

🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?

This one has been answered HERE and HERE, but I can add some more to it. River was very much raised to have a 'survival of the fittest' mindset, and while her relationship with Jamey and having Dagny has allowed her to become more empathetic to others, that mindset hasn't completely left her. If anything, it's 'graduated' into becoming something selective.

Children are one thing, she has a huge soft-spot for them, and she wouldn't hesitate to help one out of a tough situation if she happened upon it; but adults are where that hierarchy of selectiveness comes-in when it comes to helping people out. At the bottom would be complete strangers that seem like they would be interesting, with strangers who could be potentially-useful allies outranking them. Loyalty to an agreed-upon contract puts employers square in the middle, with people River considers friends outranking them. Those close enough to be considered 'family' sit at the top, with romantic partners edging them out slightly; and of course, Dagny outranks everyone in importance.

The more friends and positive relationships River makes, the more empathetic she becomes; but if she's left to be a lone-wolf, she can easily backpedal into that colder, relentless mindset completely.

👻 - Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like?

Not necessarily, as she's one of those 'I need to see it to really believe it' kinds of people.

River believes in souls, but also believes that the body and soul need each other to function. The soul is the body's 'energy' in her eye, if someone's is taken, then they're effectively left a husk; but once the body dies, the soul will fizzle-out without anything to keep it anchored. If anything, she thinks that it might get absorbed into the earth just like the body can be, but in a different manner.

Heaven and Hell exist of course, but they're separate dimensional planes: both of which she thinks just happen to have the ability to utilize souls. River believes that a combination of guilt, strong religious belief, and other aspects are what anchor the souls of some people to either one; and that's why a good many seem to end-up there.

River tends to live more in the moment with some toes dipped in the past though, and doesn't put much thought into the afterlife. The idea of it is nice, but still complicated. A small part of her secretly hopes that it's real, as it would mean she'd have a chance to possibly see Jamey again; but it'd also mean that she could run into her grandmother too, when they both pass-on.

⏰ - Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time?

River PREFERS to take her time on things. Working with chemicals and poisons could mean serious injury or death outright, if there's a single slip-up or miscalculation. However, she also leads a life where one has to be adaptable in order to survive and be successful, so when push comes to shove and her feet are held against a fire, she'll pick the 'quick fix' if it seems like it will get her out of a jam.

This could mean anything from using unexpected items as weapons, or taking risky maneuvers when attempting an escape. Some situations could even call for subpar materials to be used in the creation of various poisons or acids; and that would also include handling them without the proper gear. A few smaller scars on her hands were gained from having to do this.

🔗 - What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these?

Trust and respect, loyalty, and a sense of vulnerability. She needs to trust someone enough to be truly unguarded with them for a relationship to reach apex meaningfulness... The kind where she wouldn't doubt that vulnerability would be used against her in any way; and where she'd be willing to put her life on the life for that other person, without thinking a wink about it. They don't need to have 'twin' personalities, but a good relationship to River is one where she and the other person bounce off one another.

It's easy for River to like people and call them friends, but it's harder for her to allow them to become close enough to really know her.

#freakarus #Headcanon #Long Post #(Thiiiiis one I answered OOC because it would've been one very long IC response haha. 8'D)#(Not that it isn't long anyway PFFFFFFFT.)#(But yeah like anything when it comes to comics Heaven and Hell are 'complicated' haha. x'D)#(Riv's not religious but you can't deny both exist if you're in DC. Especially since heroes like Constantine Zatanna and Hellboy exist.)#(But Riv also isn't an occult expert so she just 'fills in' any blanks with what makes sense to her until shit hits her in the face LOL. 8D

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pixi-stixx · 9 months

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John Constantine really puts the Whore in Horror

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sindella96 · 2 months

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For people, who were wondering where Constantine was during Zatannas Arc:

#zatanna #young justice #renewyoungjustice #constantine #saveearth16 #keepbingingyj #youngjusticephantoms #taking care of hell-business #all hell went loose on earth. i dont want to know what it looked like IN hell #ignore my wobbly arrow. i only had a touchpad...

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