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jaymari-lyn · 14 days

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My dad is super conservative and American, so he refuses to feed my dog anything not made in the U.S and it's genuinely so funny to me. Like what does he think is going to happen? Is he afraid that by feeding her treats made in China she will become a communist??? Does he think that by feeding her enough American sourced food she will turn her into a fucking Bald Eagle?? So many questions.

#I don't know how to tag this post #Conservatives are funny #tumblr memes #Ig this could count as a meme #But idk #lol #funny #haha #humor #hahaha

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animentality · 3 months

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#twitter #gop #republicans #conservatives #funny #us politics

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platypu · 1 year

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yeah facebook is terrible but sometimes you stumble across pure gold. there are dream animals i want to see in the wild and there will be posts like

ma'am that is the critically endangered regent honeyeater. There are less than 300 of them left in the wild

#the anklet indicates captive breed and released BUT STILL #i want to see one so bad this is so funny to me #birds #regent honeyeater #Anthochaera phrygia #bird #honeyeater #australian animals #fauna #conservation #wildlife

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capitalism-and-analytics · 1 month

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#Communism #Antisocialism #Anticommunism #Economics #Minimum Wage #Living Wage #Eat the Rich #Republican #Democrat #Libertarian #Conservative #Liberal #funny #funny meme #capitalism #socialism #dark humor #politics #anticapitalism

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kropotkindersurprise · 2 years

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October 20, 2022 - Good news everyone! The lettuce won!

#ukpol #uk #tories #lmao #fail #liz truss #conservatives #victory #lettuce #funny #britain #england #prime minister #politician

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 1 year

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#relatable #weather #oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #meme #memes #tweet #tweets #twitter #funny #lol

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kvetcher-in-the-rye · 1 month

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That's an excerpt from the speech commonly known as "The American Dream". Here's a 5 minute video of it:

..."there’s a reason education SUCKS, and it’s the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. [...] Because the owners, the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! The Wealthy… the REAL owners! The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.

Forget the politicians. They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want:

They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests.

Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that!

You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! It's a big club, and you ain’t in it! You, and I, are not in the big club.

By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care! Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you….they don’t give a fuck about you… they don’t give a FUCK about you.

They don’t care about you at all… at all… AT ALL. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Thats what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth.

It's called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it."

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emotinalsupportturtle · 3 months

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Just thinking of nuwho doctors being unapologetically socialist, absolutely based and sometimes just borderline anarchist

As someone said, the commie doctors are unionizing

these two should consider recruiting David Tennant too (I mean it's only a matter of time before he pops up with one of these)

#class ceiling #anti-monarcy #liberal #politics #arts education #queer rights #between “inhumane scum” and “fuckwits” it's actually amusing how capaldi is the one who is the least sweary #if i were conservative (or a royal - that's mainly CE) I would be scared of their combined power #funny how they are literally my three favourite doctors too #i honestly don't know about the political opinions of the other doctors #but these three are based #christopher eccleston #peter capaldi #david tennant

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ultramagapatriots · 25 days

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#donald trump #republicans #trump #ultra maga #politics #news #patriots #trump 2024 #biden #joe biden #conservatives #ivanka #ivanka trump #tucker carlson #melania trump #election 2024 #elections #funny

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months

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Happy very belated birthday.. I hope you had much time celebrating by digging for tubers : )

I'M DIGGING FOR TUBERS! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

#fanart #PIO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! This is truly so so so delightful to look at.#The roundness...the delightful way you have drawn the ears and boots...#I would commit wildlife conservation crimes and pick this beast up in the wild. Consequences be damned that thing can dig for tubers.#(I have not made a tag for posts with my cowboy cat but I think I need to change that).#Now that I'm reading this whole post again I realize how much of it really sets the tone for my blog.#Does the art look funny? Yes. But I still show up to do it!#I can digging for tubers (make art and enjoy it)#Some people might be here enjoying my process ironically but I have to take myself seriously...much to think about.#I can also go admire my real tubers and give them words of affirmation while they hibernate.#Thank you for also giving me a moment to pause and reflect Pio. An incredible doubled pronged gift <3

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 3 months

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me when the monkie kid fans are making up another release date again:

me when one of the editors post that they're "still cooking" in regards to the season:

trust nothing and nobody till you've seen real evidence with your own eyes folks

#knox rambles #EVERY YEAR BUT THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR A SHOW PERSON HAS ACTUALLY BEEN LIKE *guys what are you talking about*GBK;AJSFE AND ITS P FUNNY #i have such low energy i was immune to the false alarm hype this year #my motto in regards to this show: trust nothing until you see an actual episode has already been aired because that hype will take you OUT #i gotta conserve my energy for when the show actually comes out thanks godspeedhGL;KSJADF #i am in hibernation #Y'ALL THE FALSE ALARMS HAPPEN EVERY YEAR GHSDFAJLKSDF i feel old and weathered by now over the fact i was unphased this time #old fan energy ig hGLK;JSDF

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weapon-ish · 4 months

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okay so i think maybe catholics are insane. BUT today at in-law christmas. one of my aunts-in-law BROUGHT UP good omens, talking about how she loved it and that season two was devastating and how she's so excited for season three. actually literally said "i need it to end HAPPY!"

i felt like i was caught in a real life version of an old obviously fake superwholock tumblr post. this 40-something straight catholic woman loves the gay sacrilege show. girl what? i wouldn't have believed it if my wife wasn't there to confirm. i was so excited actually......... i recommended she watch wilde and bright young things bc she loooooves michael and i love that for her, i want her to see his twinkiest roles, LIVE FREE KELLY,,,

if we ever come out as not a cishet couple to that family i swearrrrr im telling her first. she would clap for us i think

#good omens #v conservative family #the think im in a good christian cishet marriage #it's so funny to me. personally. im dripping in faggy mannerisms i Look Gay.#and they think im a straight woman? jjekkddk. okay.

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cryptiqish · 3 months

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we’re only two eps in but already waiting in dread for people to start flanderizing and/or completely misunderstand tmagp characters. i saw what u people did to tim, elias and martin last time i can’t do this again

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #sorry never going to be not annoyed at the whole ‘funny meme man’ tim fanon like he is 35 and traumatized #elias being tumblr sexymanified is so odd to me because he’s a direct indictment of the banality of upper class evil #and a criticism of the adjacent conservative ideology like that’s the whole point #and my poor boy martin just got flanderized beyond belief lol #tma

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hussyknee · 7 months

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Bit of a mindfuck to see USAmerican conservatives supporting Israel. How do they square that with their antisemitic tinhattery and general abiding hatred of Jews? Do they slap an Israeli sticker with the Star of David on their pickup before or after going and vandalizing a synagogue?

Guess when we said "do not equate the Jewish people with the state of Israel" they went "Hell yeah! Fuck Jews! Stand with Israel!" 💀

Edit: I stand corrected. And informed. What the fuck.

#i know none of this is funny but #it's still pretty funny #other bewilderments:#ukrainians supporting israel #(because Putin is reported to aid Hamas in a roundabout fashion)#like bro. i get you can't criticise the US right now when you need them to fight russia but #it's_the_same_picture.jpeg #(afaik it's also mainly Ukrainian right-wingers)#also the 'British Tamil Conservatives' announced they were pro-Israel as well #saw them get dragged for filth by every other Tamil person on twitter lmao #the right-wing are universally the most brain dead bootlickers #free palestine #knee of huss #wtf news

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capitalism-and-analytics · 1 month

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#Communism #Antisocialism #Anticommunism #Economics #Minimum Wage #Living Wage #Eat the Rich #Republican #Democrat #Libertarian #Conservative #Liberal #funny #funny meme #capitalism #socialism #politics #anticapitalism

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 1 year

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#oklahoma department of wildlife conservation #alligator #alligators #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

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