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usedtobeguest123 · 2 years
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Encantober - Generational Trauma
Agustin whistled pleasantly to himself as strode across the lawn toward Casita’s front door, his arms piled high with fresh-cut wood for the family hearth. Just then, a lemur sprinted across his path and he tripped spectacularly over the animal, sending the lemur shrieking and the wood flying and his legs up and over his head in a riot of cartoonish mayhem. Mirabel, who’d been following behind a ways up the path, rushed forward in alarm to help him, only to stumble over a dropped log and land squarely across his stomach, filling the air with yelps of pain and confusion. 
Camilo leaned back against Casita and crossed his arms, tilting his head toward his sister beside him, who was looking on with wincing horror as Agustin attempted to help his daughter up, only to somehow fall again himself. 
“That’s generational trauma,” Camilo muttered with a wise nod. Dolores shook her head at him in disgust, but let out a satisfied hum when Casita lowered an eave to smack her brother upside the head.
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t4tbedehopmar · 2 years
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what about my malewife niki
i am so normal abt him i swear 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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annidrawings-halooo · 2 years
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Camilo does knows how to exaggerate things. 😒
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
“side characters who all have a minute of screentime combined. Poor, poor fools.” Oh yeah says the fucking Camilo simps! POOR POOR FOOLS INDEEDILY 😭
Hey, proship bitch, have you ever heard of shipping the Madrigals with OCs? OCs who aren’t related to them? Like I do with Camilo, isabela, and Mirabel?
Have you heard of x reader? Again, where the y/n isn’t related to them? Because those are a thing.
Better yet, have you ever heard of NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT SHIPPING AND ROMANCE? Ffs with your allonormative ass. “Even the gay ones” go fuck yourself go fuck yourself go fuck yourself. If you proshippers had any creativity in those depravity-filled souls of yours you’d go for one of the above options? But no. Instead you go for shipping incest, pedophilia, abuse, and rape.
And imagine hating on and shaming people for NOT shipping the depraved shit you do because the rest of us don’t want to rape siblings and underage kids! Shaking my damn head. Proshippers need to get a life and learn how to actually write interesting stories/draw interesting fanart that doesn’t contain depravity. And they say that proshippers don’t attack others. We all see the light now and it’s exposing your asses. 😒
Proshippers do better. Much better.
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black-cat-charm · 8 months
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incorrect quotes
Incorrect quotes timee✨✨
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Camilo: we just didn't wanna see you get hurt!
Krel: I know you think you're tough, but you are 4'11!!
Hiro: I AM 5'0!
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Jack, pointing at Hiro: that child is morally grey at *best*
Hiro: :33
------------*at a zoo*
Tuffnut: What are they in for?
Hiccup: tuff, this isn't prison. Tuffnut: So they can leave?
Hiccup: No, but-
Tuffnut, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Hiro: *accidentally brushes Varian's hand with his own*
Varian: ...
Varian: *aggressively holds Hiro's hand*
Varian, under his breath to Hiro: Fucking commit to it.
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Anna: I need life advice.
Merida, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Douxie: I love you, kids. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Krel: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Douxie: Yes.
Aja: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you-
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Hiccup: *fully immersed in a new book, very focused*
Jack: *upside down on the couch* Do you think ducks have feelings?:>
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Astrid: sorry for being late, everyone. I havent been sleeping well.
Hiccup: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two people holding you down while you sleep.
Snotlout: hic, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak.
Hiccup: *blinks five times*
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Violet, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Camilo, walks in covered in ink: well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead😒
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Astrid: *grabs Elsa's shoulder with one hand and holds up her other hand* I am THIS close to falling in love with you! 👌
Elsa: your fingers are touching-
Astrid: **Did I stutter?**
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Reporter: What's your type?
Astrid: My beautiful bf,hiccup
*Turning to the other members*Reporter: What about you guys?
Literally everyone else: Astrid's bf
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Hiccup: *sees Jack wearing fancy clothes*
Hiccup: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Jack: …
Jack: I forgot to ask you, didn't I...?
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Hiccup: Why are you and Rapunzel sitting with your backs to each other?
Merida: We got into a fight
Hiccup: Then why are you holding hands?
Merida: ....raps gets sad when we fight
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Jack: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Hiccup: Sure!
Hiccup: Whats your favorite color?
Jack, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like boys?
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Flynn: You know archaic Latin?
Hiccup: I got bored with classical Latin.
Flynn: You know normal Latin?
Hiccup: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.
Flynn : YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?
Hiccup: You don't know everything about me, Rider. Now, do you want a sweater or a scarf?
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Merida: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Jack: only the ambulance ride
Anna: that wasn’t ambulance ride, i drove you
Jack: but i heard a siren?
Elsa: that was Rapunzel-
Rapunzel: sorry i got nervous -
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Jack: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Flynn, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Jack: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
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Ruffnut: Can we stay with you tonight?
Hiccup: Both of you? What happened?
Tuffnut: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole house-
Tuffnut: Snotlout wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”
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Anna: Why are you eating tofu?
Jack: I'm trying to convince Elsa I'm a vegan
Hiccup: Why?
Jack: I've been stealing chicken from her fridge and if I'm vegan, she can't accuse me of stealing it
Merida: Why not just buy your own chicken?Jack: this is much more fun, watch
Elsa: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN?!
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I am in my yandere phase at 1 am!
Yandere madrigal family!
(Everyone has aged in this so Dolores is in her 30's mirabel and Camilo are 21 Antonio is 15, Luisais is 27-28 Isabella also 30)
I have a oc Bella who has been with the Madrigal family since hers disappeared 😕 😒 so the family took her only for her to know ic their true dark side.
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Killerpixiee is the artist
Bella is sorta like Rapunzel but instead of the family using her their protecting her from people I the village.
Bella Madrigal is the artist and youngest member of the magical family. She has long hair that glows when she sings. She also has eyes that glow along with her hair and Alma was more then happy to take the then 15 year old girl in.
After she passed Mirabel took her place and continued what her abuela started, she never let Bella go by herself as she put it "The world isn't safe mija you must MUST stay here. "
All Bella does is sigh in defeat of her older sister figure and say "Si Mira. "
She smiled as she told the others to watch her. Antonio was the most non yandere of them all and he kept it a secert form his siblings and parents "Tonio have you seem Bella?! Mirabel is going to kill me if I can't find our flor!" Said Isabella as she panicked.
"I think she's in your garden. " He lied she was hiding from them again because she didn't like them constantly following her and asking her questions 🙄
"You are a life saver!" She ran to her garden
"Cost is clear." "Thanks Tonio you didn't have to do that. " "of course I did they shouldn't be hounding you like that. "
The elders are the same when someone hurt their arm she was going to use her hair until Julietta ran with a plate of food "No! No heh no no mija mama got it." She said petting her head giving them food and healed up "I had that one."
"No no Bella I told you that have the healing under control." "But-." Agustin pat her head "Now now bumblebee don't argue with your mother listen to your mama and papa."
"Yes papa." He smiled "Good mija now run along back inside. "
Her other parents who were her tio and tia were no help either. Camilo burned his hand cooking and Pepa stopped her and called in her sister "No mija let your mama fix that."
"But tia Pepa-." "Ah ah no mama and no buts." She said "Felix! " "Papa and no buts listen to your mother. "
Camilo pet her head "Listen my chameleon it's ok you are safe as long as your within these walls." "I can't wait to move out and leave." She said they gasped in shock "Bella! Why would you say such a thing?!" Said Pepa
"Because it's obvious I'm too much for you guys! Maybe Tony was right Maybe I am too old to be babied 😔. " They got silent and their dark scary faces showed especially Pepa
"My little butterfly 🦋 who is Tony and why would he say such things?" Said mirabel "Well he asked how old I was and I said 21 and I told him I still live here and laughed at me saying I don't do anything in this family."
They were pissed "Mi amor why don't you wait here with Camilo while we have a word with him?" Said Pepa as they left Camilo held by her as she was upset by his words "Hey it's ok my butterfly everything will be ok."
Weeks went by and Tony went missing his family were worried but the Madrigal family didn't care they took care of him and made sure he never bothered Bella again.
Camilo took care of her and always watched her "My butterfly we must go home dinner will start soon." "Ok." She went home with Camilo and as she got there she felt annoyed because everyone was going to ask her about her day, who did she talk to, who was around her?
She wished they'd give her space she goes to her room as she was at her window seeing the moon then a knock came to her door it was Camilo "Food's ready." "Camilo I want to go outside tomorrow..alone..by myself. "
He looked at her for a moment then laughed "Oh prima your so funny..you want to go outside by yourself? "
"Yes I do!" She said excited as she went downstairs Camilo told everyone Isabella was shocked her little sister, her baby, her sweet darling rose wanted to leave her! "You want to go outside? By yourself? " She said "Oh why Bella look at you as fragile as flor. Still a sappling just a sprout. "
"Oh Bella you know why we have you in Casita? " Said Pepa "I know-." "That's right sis to keep you safe." Said Luisa as mirabel hugged her "And sounded. " Pepa spun her around then embraced her "Guess we've should have known this day was coming."
"Soon one day you'd want to live our nest." Said Agustin "You will soon but not yet!" Said Bruno "But-." Isabella shused her as she placed a finger on her "Trust us my beautiful pet Familia knows best!"
Pepa: "We know best listen to your mamas it's scary world out there."
Camilo: "familia knows best,Listen to your Familia something will go wrong I swear! "
Isabella: "Roughins, thugs, poison ivy, quick sand! "
Julietta: "Cannibals."
Bella: "What?!"
Antonio: "And snakes!"
Agustin: "The plague!"
Bella: "No!"
Bruno: "Yes!"
Antonio: "Also large bugs!"
Camilo: "Men with pointy swords and teeth! " He said shape shifting into a tall man before Dolores hit him making him turn back.
Pepa: "And stop no more you'll just upset me!" She said thundering ⛈
Dolores: "Your big sisters are here!"
Pepa: "Mami and papa will protect you but here's what I suggest! "
"Skip the drama and stay with your papas and mamas!"
Isabella: "Your Familia knows best!"
Mirabel: "Your Familia knows best take it from your family on your own you won't survive. "
Isabella: "Sloppy. "
Julietta: "Underdressed."
Camilo: "Immature. "
Dolores:"Clumsy." She said tripping her as Luisa catch her
Mirabel: "Please they'll eat you up alive!"
Pepa: "Gullible. "
Felix: "Naive."
Isabella: " positivly Preppy, dizzy and a bit hmm vague. "
"Plus I believe getting kinda chubby. " She said petting her under her chin as she pulled her into a hug
"I'm just saying cause I love you!"
Pepa: "Mama understand. We're are here to help you."
Julietta and Pepa: "All we have is one request. "
Pepa: "Bella."
Bella: "Yes mama?"
Pepa: "Don't ever ask to leave this family. "
Camilo: "or this house again. "
Bella: "Yes mama."
Camilo: "And?"
Bella: "Yes brother. "
Pepa: "Oh we love you very much dear. "
Bella: "I love you guys too."
Mirabel: "We love you most."
Luisa hugged her sister as she put her down
Isabella: "Don't forget it you'll regret it."
Pepa: "Mama knows best!"
Dolores: "Remember we know what's best!" Shd said petting her head .
(PART 2 WILL COME SOON COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!😃💗 )
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sailor-peeking · 2 years
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We don't talk about Bruno but all of the role are Camilo because he asks the same question like last week ✋😒
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imraespace · 1 month
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CHAPTER 21: SPEAKING TO BART
JUST THE WAY THINGS GO | MEGUMI X READER
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veradovaleuniverse · 5 months
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ICL NOTÍCIAS - 27/12/23 - O SALÁRIO DE CASAL BOLSONARO PASSA DE MEIO MIL...
Camilo entregou o MEC para a Fundação Lemann. Vamos ouvir o professor da USP falar sobre o Ensino Médio na escola pública: 1) Cerca de 88% dos alunos estudam na escola pública, mas por décadas, pouquíssimos estudaram na USP e universidades públicas; 2) Nos anos 2000, aluno do Ensino Médio não tinha direito à uniforme (obrigatório), merenda e livro didático como os alunos do Ensino Fundamental. Quem vai trabalhar no nível operacional não precisa estudar além do necessário, não é mesmo? 3)Vejo muitos professores reclamando dessa reforma, pois tiveram formação específica e não estão preparados para lidar com a interdisciplinaridade das matérias; 4)Agora os alunos vão aprender o que é empreender por necessidade e não esperar muita coisa do mercado e do governo. Quem reclamava que não sabia porque aprendia isso ou aquilo, não irá reclamar mais. Imagina o impacto na inovação e progresso do país com esse conhecimento raso; 🙄 5) Jovens pobres terão que trabalhar ao invés de estudar e isso será computado como horas de estudo. Uau, não sabia que isso acontecia no Brasil 😒, a diferença é que agora os dados do governo irão melhorar;
Nada é tão ruim que não possa piorar. Ao invés de melhorarmos, temos que nos preocupar com a constante ameaça de retrocesso. https://www.youtube.com/live/BHhcXMY_NsA?si=QMpO5cOF7V5ryjjc
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axl-simp · 1 year
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Ohhh, I don’t know if I’ll get flagged for this drawing. ( but Instagram got half naked women on here so I better not! 😤) Anyway….a Stocking and Panty style with Carlos and Camilo?….. yeah sure! 🤣 Would they have angel forms? Probably. Am I going to draw that? Debatable. Is Carlos saying something inappropriate to my little dolphin? The censor bar isn’t there for nothing. 🤣 I’ll be back to family friendly content tomorrow, but I deserve to be at least PG13 sometimes 😒 #stockingandpantystyle #carlosmadrigal #carlosmadrigalfanart #camilomadrigal #camilomadrigalfanart #encantooc #encantoocxcanon #pleasedontbanme https://www.instagram.com/p/CpMdFCfOBVL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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itzrayla · 2 years
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Real funny how I use the word kiss and some of you (Camilo) assume I wanna fuck them 😒
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whattheheckmidoriya · 2 years
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Encanto has got to be for latinx representation right? Also family dynamics, i bet you relate the most to Mirabel? Or Camilo? Also helps that Bruno looks a bit like Aizawa. If Aizawa had a little more melanin, a more timid nervous energy and lived in the walls with rats, he’d be bruno. Anyone family oriented can feel like they are seen when watching Encanto tbh.
My guess for Tangled is that the couple has your favorite relationship trope? The 😒 character x the ☺️ character.
YOU NAILED IT ON EVERY POINT!
The representation in Encanto truly felt so real to me— it felt like home! All Latin American countries are different in their own beautiful ways, yet it all feels so familiar at the same time! And I do relate to both Camilo and Mirabel! (Also, you can tell how much work they put into the music when it sounds good in English but SO MUCH BETTER in Spanish 😭💖)
And Tangled? Rapunzel and Eugene set the bar for my standards😌🤚🏼 I STILL BAWL AT THE LANTERN SCENE PLEASE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH 😭😭😭💕 That movie truly marked my childhood 💖
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layla-carstairs · 2 years
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tbh the ppl 100% defending OR vilifying abuela are 🚩 i’ve seen too much of it. she’s a very sympathetic victim AND an emotional abuser but ppl only focus on one or the other. 🙄 and obviously the end of the movie only shows the start of her healing process. ppl who act like she did no wrong & was 100% right piss me off tho bc just bc it’s normalized for our elders to act like her doesn’t mean it’s fair to their families or that they’re too old to grow, which I feel like the movie showed well.
I definitely agree! I think the problem kinda stems from this idea that people are either victims or abusers and there's absolutely no overlap. Especially in things like fandom, victims become characterised as "smol beans" or some other crap who do no wrong and abusers are straight up evil & only have bad intentions etc, you get the idea. (abuser might not be the best word choice here, but I couldn't think of what else to use)
In all of this, any sort of nuance gets lost to the point I think some people just can't wrap their heads that people can be both. that people can be victims and also cause harm to others, like abuela.
With Abuela, I can understand where she was coming from when she did things she did. She was wrong, but her intentions were good. she did it all to protect her family and she loves them all equally, she just wasn't the best at showing that at times. (and by that I mean, epically bad)
I really like Encanto because at end Abuela does apologise and tries to do better. We're showed this and like you said, this is only the start. Is she going to be perfect? no. but she's human.
which ultimately tries back to one of the main messages of encanto; that even with this miracle the madrigals are still human, and flawed.
At the beginning of the movie, Mirabel thinks that the rest of her family is perfect and that if she got a gift too, she would be perfect too. But instead she realises that they're struggling like she is, gift or not. Everyone kinda of falls into this headspace where they think they are the problem and the only one who feels like this but they're not! they're not alone!
which is a really good message for a kids movie in my opinion. it's really easy to think that you're alone in your imperfections, especially where family is concerned. because when you're a kid, you view your parents and older family members as superheroes. they always have all the answers and you look up to them. but then you grow up and realise they're just like you.
your mom can't actually heal you're injuries with a kiss and make everything better again. you're older sisters aren't as strong and perfect as you thought they were when you were 5. they're just... human.
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asmossimp · 2 years
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Obey me with a Camilo-Like Mc? part 1!
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summary : A madrigal in the house of lametation how could this occur truly the brothers now have a " gift " in the house.
authors note: im going to make this platonic instead of romance y know 'cause hes 15? so ill make this like parental teen stuff
pronouns: gender neutral if i make a mistake please tell me so i fix it!😅
music : playlist jamming and dancing with Camilo madrigal
characters : obey me brothers, undateables in the next part!
Lucifer
your giving him a migraine mc 🤭
honestly at first he thought that you might be some type of curse sent from god..
butt
were you really human-
as far as he knows in his history books houses dont give magic-
your as mischievous as mammon and Satan combined truly..
you once transformed into Diavolo as a prank and started flirtin-
WHAT-
ohhh ho ho
mc you were stringed up well after that incident
he wouldve left you up there for a decade if you didnt have school and a short life span- ( and need food ) 😮‍💨
your gift didnt trick him due to the fact that demons could scent humans
buttt
solomon is currently working on a potion to help with that due to satans courtsey)
overall your a nuisance, stubborn mischievous child-
that he loves 😒
hes super overprotective of you due to the fact that you can✋ suddenly transform into a smaller human-
my god-
if you ever start sleep walking with him around-
ooo dear mc your going to be in trouble..
overall he always remembers you as mc he dosent mistake you with your scent..
but mc for diavolo's sake stop turning into different people!
Mammon
best friends 🤝
no cap this man-
is a huge baby for you🥺
like when his brothers insult and degrade him you come up to him
and bam whamm shabam his day is all happy again
like honestly you making him laugh is the purest thing since luke
(ignoring the fact that hes a demon)
he adores the fact that he can use you in his money making schemes
honestly he sometimes gets confused on who you are if you come in looking like someone else
butt your in a ride if you think hes not going to baby you
like- no cap your like a human so your small and " weak "
(imagine if you turn into a bigger human )
ooo
and if you ever get a s/o
hoho
that demon must be ready for a test from mammon🙃
but in all honesty your like the younger sibling he wishes he had-
no not his siblings-
if you ever talk about your siblings-
oh my he wants photosss
Leviathan
ew children- 👁
his first thought like-
i mean-
you were COOL-
like you could transform into other people-
buttt you were a teen 😶
and like straight outa a anime protanigist-
too cool for him-
also too normie for him-
so hes been having mixed feelings about you
he slowly warms up to you but still thinks your too cool for him-
and if you ever call him big brother-
go call lucifer levi passed out.
but like no joke this man-
is huge baby no 2 🥺
you ask for snak-
snack on your way
if you transform into ruri chan to cheer him up -
are you a angel???
younger brothers next coming soon!
(oh right ill try to make the other madrigals next!)
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egofan4evr · 2 years
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CAMILO: Okay, so we're gonna talk about Bruno? 😒
Pepa:
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sillysnack · 2 years
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when he sees me
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pairing: carlos madrigal / reader
prns used: they/them (told in 2nd person)
word count: 3384
request by an anon! hope u and anyone else reading enjoys < 3
part 1 of ldr w/ carlos lmao | masterlist
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notes + the request: modern au ! ye HAHASHHA tl;dr the request is carlos ghosts the reader for quite some time but the reader doesn’t know why and carlos cant rlly talk to you so 🤷‍♀️ 
content warning for cursing
tagging @kissingharu nagpa-tag siya eh tnx sa su4t (su-four-t > support)
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You don’t know what happened. A week ago, you two were perfectly fine! Carlos would message you a few minutes after he woke up, as usual; you two would fall asleep on call together, you’d talk to each other's families as if you all lived in one big house; typical stuff you two would do as a couple. For some reason though, Carlos hasn’t replied to you in a week; no updates or anything, not even on his other accounts.
Did Carlos ghost you? Surely, he wouldn’t, right? But why weren’t the two of you talking? He makes sure to send you messages if anything comes up, he always does. It’s okay if he sometimes forgets to update, though. Maybe this week’s just one of those times. Maybe he’s perfectly fine, but just doesn’t want to talk to you!
“Hang on, that’s literally what ghosting is.” You look at your phone. You’ve probably sent him more than a dozen text messages just within the day, but you get no response.
carlos, mi vida?
delivered.
i hope i’m not being too clingy but i miss you. i hope ur doing well :)
delivered.
i think i might come and visit you, if thats okay? i mean, we do trust each other long enough to give our addresses
delivered.
plus we deliver shit to each other almost every day LMAO
delivered.
we *do* talk a lot about meeting up soon… r u okay with that soon being today?
delivered.
taking that as a ‘yes’ btw! going to ask my parents if theyre ok with me going to your house
delivered.
amor, i hope you’re safe. i love u <3 see u later
delivered.
Lord knows you’ve sent too many messages to Carlos. Hell, you sent him around eight messages just that morning.
8:22 AM
gm carlos! hope you slept well 💟
delivered.
youre probably still sleeping, in which case, sleep well! dont forget your meals & to take care of yourself
delivered.
i love you!
delivered.
9:34 AM
HI CARLOSSS just finished eating breakfast!
(You sent a photo.)
delivered.
have you eaten breakfast alr ?? u better 😒
delivered.
I FEEL SO CLINGY FUCK SORRYYy i just💔💔 i miss youu 🥀🖤☠
delivered.
I WONT BOTHER U ANYMORE TODAYY
delivered.
jk lol We r literally in a relationship. pro is youre in love and its really fucking adorable, cons are youre in love with ME (manmade curse)
delivered.
You scroll through your messages last night. God, to say that you like Carlos was an understatement; you were absolutely smitten for a guy you met online. But hey, as long as you're happy!
carlosss
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im going to sleep alreadyyy ! ik its like 2am so you better be asleep rn 😒 although i wouldnt be surprised if you arent. take care of yourself though, amor </3
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okay i think its safe to assume to you’re asleep rn
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anyways, goodnight carlos! hope i could call you again,,.. i love uu
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a little selfie before i sleep so you dream of me <3 (i WILL hunt you mwahaha)
(You sent a photo.)
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alright love ya!
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What the hell was I thinking? You shut your eyes, maybe the clingy-sounding messages I sent will go away. Obviously, they did not.
I wonder what he’s doing right now. Maybe Carlos is grounded, or something. Wouldn’t be surprised. Love him to death but God would be laughing if I said he wasn’t a menace.
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“I dropped my phone once, so what? Now I don’t get to talk to the light of my life?” Camilo frowns. “See, it’s stuff like that that makes me want to punch you in the face. Don’t forget you lost a bet! A true man keeps his word.” Carlos rolls his eyes.
“Camilo, don’t say things like that! Say it like this,” Mirabel turns to her cousin with a gentle smile, “I am happy for you and your relationship, but you’ve become a bit more unbearable to be around.”
Carlos sticks his tongue out. “You say that like I don’t know that already? Not my fault you two aren’t in relationships that are as great as mine– let alone the fact you two don’t have a partner at all.” Mirabel and Camilo glare at Carlos.
Dolores approaches the trio. “Keep your phones away from Carlos. If he does, he’ll get another day of not talking to his amor.” She laughs as she pulls out Carlos’s phone. One notification after another. “This is payback, for all the times you’ve made fun of us.”
Isabela nods. Carlos furrows his eyebrows. She wasn’t here a minute ago? “For all the times you’ve yelled out ‘¡Señorita, mi prima piensa que es bonita!’ (Miss, my cousin thinks you’re pretty!) to a pretty woman in public while I’m around.” She crushes a flower that Carlos didn’t even notice she was holding.
“I was right, though. You– almost 100% of the time– do think the person is pretty.” Isabela narrows her eyes at Carlos. “I could’ve told them myself, thank you very much.” Carlos just smiles. “I was doing you a favor, you’re very much welcome. I’m going to go get myself a glass of water now.”
Carlos stands up and turns to Dolores, “Can you at least just let me read some of their messages?” Dolores shakes her head. “Why would you just read their messages and not reply to them? That’s just hurtful.” Carlos shrugs, his sister has a point.
Bzzt. A new notification. Carlos tries to snatch his phone from Dolores, but fails as she passes it to Isabela; then to Mirabel, Camilo, Antonio, Luisa, then back to Dolores. “What did I ever do to you guys?”
Apparently it was a lot, considering they were all in Carlos’s room for more than 30 minutes.
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“Ma, you know Carlos, right?” Your mama nods. “Of course! Your boyfriend! He’s very sweet, how is he?” You smile for a second. My boyfriend. “Ma! He isn’t my boyfriend yet, we’re making it official once we meet up in person. But Carlos has been… inactive. But I’m planning to visit him soon. You know how I’ve always talked about meeting Carlos in person? And how I’ve been a great child to you all and therefore feel like I should have a reward of some sorts?”
Your mama looks at you playfully, “Are you trying to ask me if you can visit Carlos in his house? Do you even know where he lives?” You nod and proudly say, “If he knows where I live, I should know where he lives too.”
“I don’t know what to say to that… but… I’ll accompany you on your way to your boyfriend’s house? When are you going to go?” You shrug. “Maybe today, mama. I’ll ask him first.”
CARLOS MADRIGAL the love of my life my other half my little scrumbo my soon-to-be boyfriend my– [train passes by] HELLO
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U DONT HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS IMMEIDATELY BTWW
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immediately* lmao
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uhhhhh we talked abt meeting up A LOT and tbh i dont know when and where that wld be but AAHHhh i think. i think today is that day. ?????!@?#? at your house ???  if thats okay ?? !
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“So? Did he say yes?” You shake your head. “He hasn’t seen the message, mama. I’ll let you know if he replies!”
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“Carlos, hijo,” Félix knocks on the door to Carlos and Camilo’s shared room, “Are you busy? I wanted to talk to you about something.” Carlos answers him, “Nope, papa. Come in! Camilo’s out making cup noodles.”
Félix approaches his son. “You talk as if your mellizo is making the same gourmet meals your tia Julieta makes.” The two laugh. “Si, si. My bad! Por cierto (by the way), what did you want to talk about?”
“Ah, I just wanted to ask how things are going with your partner. Y/N, right?” Carlos looks away from his dad. “Great! Haven’t talked to them in a week, though. I lost some bet to mis primas y hermanas.”
Félix takes a deep breath. “Carlos, I say this with love, but why would you let that happen?” Carlos just smiles. “I don’t know..? I kind of forgot why I had a bet with them in the first place.” He gets a light smack on the back of his head.
“¡Lo siento, papá! Originally, the bet was that I don't talk to Y/N for a day but if they catch me texting them with someone else’s phone– say, Camilo’s– I wouldn't talk to them for another day.” Félix laughs at his son. “You let yourself get caught? Hijo, I can’t back you up.”
Carlos just shrugs. “Can’t argue with that.”
Félix softens his voice, so Carlos could be the only one to hear him. “I can, however, help you talk to your amor– in person.” Carlos replies to his father in an equally hushed voice, “Papa, why are you whispering? Also, tell me more.” Félix just shrugs. “I’ll just drive you to their house, surprise them! Your first of many grand romantic gestures in the relationship.”
Carlos grins. “I like that! I’ll get dressed.”
“Be ready in 20 minutes. I’ll talk to your mami.”
Camilo enters and watches as their father walks out of the room with a smile on his face, he turns to Carlos. “What did you two talk about? Why are you going through your closet?”
Carlos scowls at Camilo. “I live here? Also, we just talked about eating out. Father-son bonding.”
“Without me? I doubt that.” Camilo places his cup noodles on a nearby table. Carlos replies, “Well, you’re eating right now.” Camilo shrugs. “I could eat it on the way. Come on, I’ll get ready too.”
“I’m meeting Y/N today.”
“Holy shit. You’re kidding?” Carlos stares at his brother. “Why would I lie?” Camilo grins and walks out of the room, running back to get his food. “Cool. Cool. ¡Felicidades!” He slowly walks out of the room.
“CARLOS MADRIGAL, NO LONGER BITCHLESS! LET’S GO! Hola, abuela y tia…” Carlos breaks out into laughter before picking an outfit to wear. He changes his clothes before looking for his primas and hermana. Can’t go to my soon-to-be-partner’s home without my phone.
“Dolores. Tienes mi teléfono, ¿verdad? (You have my phone, right?)” Dolores nods at Carlos. “Why are you dressed all fancy?” Carlos looks at his outfit, just a maroon T-shirt tucked into black pants. “I’m not? Wait, I guess this is better than my usual outfits–”
“There is nothing different with this outfit.” Mirabel interrupts.
“–Cállate (Shut up.) Papa’s taking me to meet up with Y/N.” Luisa visibly chokes on her drink for a split second. “Is that why Camilo yelled something about you not being ‘bitchless’ anymore?”
Carlos sighs. “Yeah. Where is he, though?” His cousins and sister shrug. “‘Kay.” Félix walks toward them with a smile on his face, he makes eye contact with Carlos and puts his thumbs up.
“Ah, papá está aquí (papa’s here.) Hasta luego, losers.” Mirabel rolls her eyes. “Hope it goes terribly. Tell Y/N I said hello, though!” Carlos flips off Mirabel, quickly putting his middle finger down so he doesn’t get scolded by any of the adults in their home.
“Can I have my phone now?” Dolores whispers to her cousins while Carlos just stands there.
“Carlos! ¡Darse prisa! (Hurry up!)” Carlos yells out to his father, “¡Sí papá! Solo espera un minuto.” (Yes, papa! Just wait one minute.) He approaches them. “Where’s my phone?”
“With Camilo…” Carlos groans. “Okay, gracias.”
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Carlos held his phone tightly on the way to your house. What if you gave him the wrong address? Or you and your family had moved homes but he didn’t know since you two haven’t talked in a week?
Holy shit. You two haven’t talked in a week– did you break up with him? Without even being in a relationship? Could that happen? It probably could. So many things could have possibly gone wrong before Carlos even met you in person. Is this why people don’t like online relationships?
“...Carlos! We’re almost there. Have you texted them yet?” Carlos shakes his head. Apparently in the week that his phone was being passed around his cousins and siblings, it was only charged on the first two days.
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You purse your lips together. You felt like prettying yourself up today. Lord knows why– you don’t– but he does! You look at yourself in the mirror, you look good.
Although this gut feeling that you have to prepare for something won’t go away, so you put together an outfit that you’re pretty sure can be worn inside and outside your house.
“Looking good!” You take out your phone and hope for any new notifications, specifically from one particular Madrigal.
“None.” You sigh. He didn’t even acknowledge any of your messages for the past few days. Maybe it was the end?
heyyy carlos
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probably not a good start to that lol
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uhm. is this ur way of saying you dont like me anymore ? hshdjhs i’d be sad if you dont like me anymore obviously but i’d understand. people change ! but u could have just told me straight to the point yk????? didnt have to go ghost me like that lmao
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god. tbh i’d be an annoying ex so maybe reconsider breaking up with me? jk
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why cant i unsend messages here fuck!!
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okay i’ll actually stop spamming you this time 💔 watch me not reply for a week too. PAYBACK!
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me sending this as if i wouldnt reply to your messages in a heartbeat. dumb bitch behavior!
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You look at the mirror as if you were in a reality show, and some other person with you did some dumb shit– except you’re the person who did the dumb thing. “I could go for some (favorite beverage) right now. Huh, maybe that’s why I wanted to dress up today.”
“¡Oye, Y/N, hay alguien en la puerta! ¿Puedes conseguirlo? (Hey, Y/N, someone's at the door! Can you get it?)” You answer your dad, “Si, papa! Tell them to wait just a minute!” You grab your wallet and phones, checking it once again for a reply from Carlos.
from: camilo madrigal
Y/N IS HE THERE YET? IS MY LOSER TWIN BROTHER THERE
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“Huh?” You make small steps out of your room, eyes glued to your phone.
wdym
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(c) TWO OF U PIC NOWWW - MIRABEL
what??????? R U ALL PRANKING ME OR SMTH??
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(c) dont know why mirabel had to use my phone. CHECK GC RNN
NOT NOWW SOMEONES AT THE DOOR
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(c) omgg wonder who it is (knows who it is)
WELL I DONT..?????
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DONT LEAVE ME ON SEEN WHY R U AND UR TWIN BROTHER LIKE THISSS 💔💔💔💔
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just got deja vu 🤗😒
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oh hey. BYE opening the door RNN
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(c) hehhehe
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You roll your eyes as you turn off your phone. What’s got Camilo so excited about? His brother ghosting you? Fun! You open the door, just to get whatever situation that was about to unfold over with.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing got you prepared for who was at the other side of the door.
“Am I dreaming? You don’t talk to me for a week and suddenly you’re at the door of my own home. What the hell? Are you kidding me?”
You didn’t know what to feel; you two have been talking about meeting each other for months and now it’s… real. He’s in front of you.
You finally meet the guy you’ve been talking to for months in person, and you just stand there like a statue.
“Hola… bad time?”
You shake your head. “Absolutely not! Uhm, I was just heading out to buy a drink.”
Ask him why he hasn’t been replying to any of your messages.
“Come in!” You make way for Carlos, who awkwardly walks in. “Pa, Carlos is here.” Your father rolls his eyes. “Not again! I told you, I won’t be weird around your boyfrie– ay, he’s actually here.”
“Papa!”
Carlos smiles at your dad. “Hola, senor.”
The silence is dreadful.
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“I’m glad your papa allowed us to go out.” You shrug as you take a sip of your drink. “Pretty cool, right? Anyways, I have a question! Nothing too serious, although it kind of is…”
You take a deep breath. Here goes nothing.
“Why didn’t you respond to me? For, like, a week? Is everything okay at home?” Carlos cuts you off, laughing, before you spiral any further. “Yeah, everything’s okay. Just lost a bet to my cousins and siblings.”
A bet?! Why am I surprised? He’s always got bad luck when betting with his family.
“Not another bet… what were you all doing?”
Carlos chuckles. “This is a long story, do you want me to summarize it?” You shrug. “Surprise me.”
So that’s what Carlos did. Apparently the Madrigals betted on who could last a day without stealing any of each other’s stuff– the grandkid that’s caught by an adult loses– “It’s a silly thing, I know.”
Carlos got caught stealing one of Camilo’s clothes by his Tia Julieta. Why was he stealing them?
“I was going to make it look like he was sneaking in the kitchen that night, lo cual no es del todo falso (which isn't entirely untrue).”
You start laughing. “Every time you tell me a story about your family, they get wilder and wilder yet they’re all true? Are you sure you’re not lying to me?”
Carlos shakes his head. “No! Sorry if the way I say stuff feels like a lie. But it’s true, I lost a bet and they were all, like, ‘don’t talk to Y/N for a day. If any of us catches you with someone’s phone, another day gets added.’ Apparently there was a limit to that.
“I’m sorry I didn’t reply to any of your messages, I really am.”
You smile at him. “Can’t stay mad at you.” Carlos types something on his phone and you hear a buzz coming from yours.
Carlos replied to your photo: wow you are absolutely stunning
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(carlos) icb ur real. insane how god lets angels walk among us
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STOP WE’RE LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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(carlos) i love u
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You abruptly close your phone and turn away from Carlos. “I love you too.”
Carlos smiles. “You said the L-word.”
“I know.”
You and Carlos are quiet for a while. It isn’t awkward, it isn’t unbearable. It was cute. Like in coming-of-age movies where the main character and their love interest go on a date as a couple for the first time.
“Do you remember when I asked you to be my partner for the first time?” You nod, “I said I’d give you an answer when we met up in person.” Carlos nods. “Do you have an answer already?”
You nod. “Ah, considering the past week, it’s quite difficult to answer you– who am I kidding? Of course I’ll be your partner!” Carlos lets out a sigh he didn’t even know he was holding. “Thank God! I was worried you’d say no; which is totally okay, it’s your choice! I’d make a good boyfriend, though. Mirabel and I made a powerpoint.”
You raise your eyebrows. “I know you’re my boyfriend already but I need to see that.” Carlos checks his phone. “I think I have the file here, I’m not sure.”
You pull your phone out and open your previous conversation with Camilo. “Right, your brother was asking me if I saw you already and if I did, asked for selfies.”
Carlos reads the conversation. “Okay, we’re definitely taking photos. Don’t send any of them to Cami, though.” You wink at him. “No promises!”
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Carlos looks at his phone. A new message from Camilo.
(c) just saw your photos on y/n’s posts 🤗 u look like shit 🤗 tell y/n i said hi though and congrats to you two stay strong or whatever
go to hell
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(c) okayyy love youuu have fun beating the bitchless allegations xoxo
you are literally the only one to call me bitchless
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(c) to your FACE
closing the phone rn GOODBYE.
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(c) :)
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