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astros-silly-place · 2 days

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man what a stream so far

#ranboo #ranboo live #slimecicle #i love being baby…….???????#crazy shit #I wouldn’t expect any less

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mdr-reikas · 2 months

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So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:

If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??

But. It gets crazier.

you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.

And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-

HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.

#mr. bow #bow man #I haven't seen him in the following chapters yet but you bet your ass that I'm on the lookout!!#WHEN I CATCH THIS MF #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto manga #naruto meta #crazy shit #chunin exams #chunin exam arc #naruto classic #my posts

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spaghettibastard · 2 months

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NIDUS

#NIDUS #my friend made this #crazy shit

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miniminijiminni · 4 months

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one of the things that gets lost in a lot of the discussions around tgcf is that hua cheng knows xie lian can take care of himself. xie lian knows he can take care of himself. although he's had 800 years of bad luck, that's different than not knowing how to take care of yourself. not just that, throughout the whole book, especially the flashbacks, shows how xie lian tries to shoulder all the weight of the world by himself. hua cheng just shows him that he doesn't have to do go through it alone

#heaven officials blessing #tgcf #hualian #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #mxtx #there's too much discourse about their relationship #crazy shit

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womenaremypriority · 7 months

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Twenty years from now: Wow, people really thought puberty blockers were a good idea?? People were saying WHAT about gay people! They thought they were progressive?! No way anyone believed two sexes were made up by white people. They canceled a celebrity for THAT?

#I really really hate the right but the cruelty and insanity of this is too much sometimes #Crazy shit #Gender critical #I have empathy usually but I’m just so #Damn angry about the moral grandstanding of this eugenics movement #radical feminism #radical feminists do interact #My post #My bangers

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new-ronantics · 2 years

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so will byers canonically wants to go on DATES with mike wheeler?? will byers canonically wants to hold mike wheeler’s hand and call himself mike wheeler’s BOYFRIEND??? will byers canonically wants to KISS mike wheeler on the MOUTH???? will byers is canonically in LOVE with mike wheeler????? this is sooo crazy!!

#whata world we live in #if you had told 2019 me any of this #oh man #i’m sorry for not contributing groundbreaking analyses and cgaracter studies i am in fact still trying to process that will likes mike #in canon #CRAZY shit #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things

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cam3ronsgirl · 11 months

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scaramouche smut

CW: dacryphilia, vaginal penetration, degradation, mating press, breeding kink, belly bulge, reader has female genitals, and i think that’s it. Lmk if there’s more.

i use she/her pronouns on reader.

“Fuuuuckk,” groaned scaramouche. His hand was gripping your waist as he thrusted into you, he was plunging in your hole faster than the speed of light it seemed. Tears welled up in your eyes as he kept forcing his cock into your needy hole.

Scaramouche wipes the tears off your face, and then coos, “Aww, is my poor lil’ baby cryin’ about my cock slidin’ in ‘n’ out her tight fuckin’ pussy?” You pout slightly with tears still running down your cheeks, he chuckles at your reply. You were also really worried that the squelching noises in your room were so loud, that somebody could come by and hear the unholy noises.

“S-ssh-shit!” You manage to say, moaning scaramouche’s name. He just hit your g-spot. He lets out a sly smirk, he comes close to your neck and gives you a big, red, and visible, hickey. His hot breath tickled your neck. His soft pants and whimpers were also very acknowledgable.

He looks at your fucked-out face proudly. His hand gripping your chin so you look up at him, and his other hand clawing at your waist. You bite your lip, trying to suppress a moan. As soon as Scaramouche notices this, he takes his hand that was holding your chin, and uses it to open your mouth wide. You then let out an audible moan. Yet, somehow he did all this while pounding into you like there was no tommorow.

“O-ohh s-shhit!” You whine, Scaramouche’s cock is pouncing at your g-spot. Your eyes roll to the back of your head. Your arms wrap around Scara’s neck, pulling him closer to you. Scaramouche chuckles at your sweet action, pressing a kiss to your lips. He just kept hitting your g-spot, waiting for you to release your lovely juices onto his thick cock that’s plunging in your tight cunt.

“F-fffu-ck, Scara!” You groan, about to cum. Scaramouche whimpers at the feeling of your walls tightening around him, “S-shit, d’ya want me to breed ‘ya like the slut y-you are?” Scaramouche teases, letting out a whimper. He then releases his big, fat load right into your pussy. His right hand was squeezing your waist, while his left rubs over the belly bulge.

He pulls out, then collapses onto the bed. Scaramouche let out a chuckle under his breath. “That was fun, wasn’t it?” You giggled, and reply, “It sure as hell fucking was!”

“We sure as hell need to take baths, too,” you recommend . “Can we just do that later? I’m fuckin’ tired,” complained Scaramouche. You laugh and lay next to him, kissing his forehead. “Yeah, I’m way too fucking tired,” you retort.

this was my first smut!! please don’t judge, but i need so many fucking tips on how to properly write one.

#scaramouche #scaramouche smut #smut #kabukimono #kunikuzushi #genshin smut #crazy shit #lgbtq

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eiightysixbaby · 6 months

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do you guys ever like stop to really think about how fucked up the stuff in stranger things actually is?

eddie really watched chrissy’s bones break one by one and her eyes get sucked into her skull. this poor girl just gruesomely dies in his home.

or like, jonathan joyce and nancy watch a literal otherworldly creature leave will’s body when they force it out of him.

I could obviously go on and on with examples.

and most of these characters are kids, teenagers. dealing with this shit and then moving on like it’s every day stuff.

HOW DO YOU RECOVER FROM ANY OF THIS 😭

#like god damn #crazy shit #stranger things

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f1oricide · 7 months

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Yan Michelangelo hc

OK so-

I literally had a thought abt this and it was so jarring and crazy I had to write abt it. Keep in mind that writing is NOT my strong suit so bare with me okay. Also for the record I don’t condone any of this stuff Irl okay, there’s a diff between fantasy and reality.

TW: dark, possessive themes, gore, blood, cannibalism, mentions of worship, nonconsensual touching (not sexual), kidnapping, delulu Mikey <3

When you guys first meet, after the initial freak out you might have, he gets attached quick

It’s love at first sight <3

Could you blame him tho? He’s socially outcasted from society ofc not-

Anything you want? You got it! He will do anything to get that thing you barely mentioned wanting, no matter what

He would definitely try budding in every time your with anybody but him

Skateboarding with Leo? He happens to walk in with a skateboard. Having a tea party with Raph? You guys look like your running out of tea, but don’t fear! Your new butler is here!

Point is, he’s fine with sharing your time because like all good things, it’s even better when shared! He just has to be there too…you don’t mind right?

Won’t mind if you get a partner…

Just don’t expect to hear from them if they have the AUDACITY to make you so much as frown-

He doesn’t need to be your center of attention 24/7, he’s a secure turtle after all. He just wants to be near you, to keep you happy and safe!

Even if you can’t tell he’s there-

He is a VERY Delusional Yandere, you can be doing the most devious, horrendous war crimes and he’ll still think your a saint, everyone else is in the wrong for being in your way

Anyone who talks bad abt you, well… you can’t waste perfectly tenderized meat can you!

Real talk for a sec, I see a lot of people hc Mikey to be a heavy worshipper but I don’t think he’d think your a GOD, going down on his knees for you, but I think he’d see you as a angel and treat you as such

How? Lots and LOTS of cuddles (even if you don’t want to), positive affirmations, and overall codling

Cutie pie, angel, sweet potato, expect lots of cheesy nicknames

Now onto the juicy stuff-

Cooking, in his opinion, is a form of ART! Something to express himself with while also sharing that experience with his loved ones

Putting so much blood sweat and tears into perfecting his craft, creating a delectable meal for all

So imagine his (not so) sudden shock when he starts fantasizing abt you…eating him…literally…

HEAR ME OUT OKAY PLEASE-

In that one meat sweats ep, he was SO DOWN TO BE EATEN, because he sees Rupert in a higher light, he’s his idol!

He put his own blood sweat and tears for you, your his everything! This is his declaration of love for you and you alone, the one dish he won’t give to anybody else

At first he felt an immense satisfaction when you chowed down on the dishes he made specially for you, the sight made his chest swell!

But soon that feeling faded, something inside him started wanting more, until it eventually became Mikey’s every waking thought, pounding against his ribs until it’s satisfied again

So he did what any rational person would do! Invite you down for a taste test! Hah you thought I would say kidnapping didn’t you?

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Well your right, he may or may not have laced those pastries you were taste testing

“Think of it as a forever slumber party! I knew you’d be just as excited as me, can’t hold in those happy tear too huh? :’)”

He really believes you want to stay as much as he wants you to stay, doesn’t matter what you do, you’ll always be his saint, wanting to stay by his side <3

You have a specially made “room” hidden in his room, that you stay in

Has all the necessities and everything, thanks dee

He often comes by to chat, make arts and crafts, and cuddle you, he’s barely out of his room even his brothers start to worry

Can’t have his brothers believe your…”funny” jokes now huh? They’d ruin the fun!

Starts to ever so slowly try to get you to agree with his… idea

Slowly starts incorporating more meat into the meals he makes you, mentioning how turtle is a delicacy in some places- you get the idea

But in Mikey fashion, he doesn’t like to wait to get what he wants

He suddenly starts asking you strange questions from, “did you know that cute hamsters cannibalize each other? CRAZY right!?” To “have you ever wanted to know what turtle taste like..?”

Eventually his patience thins and nervously asks the big question, but you’d understand right? Ofc you would! He shouldn’t be so nervous around you!

Ofc after hearing his request you start to understandably freak out, will he want to take a bite out of you too? Is this it? You don’t want to die like this!

Don’t worry! he could never ruin perfection, your a work of art!

(He’ll be happy breaking your skin with his teeth and lapping up the blood tho)

Surprisingly, he won’t FORCE you to do it, but be prepared for his mighty persistence and requests

He’s pretty much trying to hype you up

If you cave he is OVER THE MOON

He is inside you.. LITERALLY (idk how else to phrase it don’t be weird pls-)

Constant praise and affection is what you earn while you contemplate what you had just done

If you don’t cave, he’ll start to get a bit aggressive with his hype, and starts slowly giving you less and less food you until you do it-

Before he kidnapped you he was a bit clingy, but AFTER? Attached to your hip 24/7 baby

5/10 experience, you will be scarred for life leaving you with a bad taste in your mouth. But other than that expect lots and lots of cuddles and delicious not human food!

Sorry if it’s a bit all over the place, pls lmk if I made a spelling/grammar mistake. Writing this was actually very fun, I might do more in the future until I draw again. Maybe I’ll do both!Okay thx for reading tho bye :>

-f1oricide <3

#rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #fanfic #yandere rottmnt #yandere #yandere mikey #yandere Michelangelo #yandere rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #x reader #yandere x reader #crazy shit

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reality-detective · 3 months

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You never know what you'll see 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #crazy shit #crazy stuff

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visenyaism · 5 months

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anyone seen ravenous (1999)

#we’re doing a this and the thing double feature #crazy shit

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o-kurwa · 1 year

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#crazy shit #florida man

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mage3k · 2 years

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so 9.5 part 2 huh?

#madness combat #tricky the clown #hank j. wimbleton #2bdamned #crazy shit #mc spoilers #just in case

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emzii-hi · 8 months

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I just finished cry and processing the whole Phil now being trapped thing. I’ve read a lot of tumblr post on how and the why Phil might of been let on with the trap thing.

Now I just want you all to think about it. Phil has been pretty much defying the whole federation through and through.

-didn’t vote for elections

-people remember the dinner right the fact that he could tell that was not his eggs and basically was already saying stuff about

-didn’t do any task from me.white smiley unless sure it wasn’t putting anyone in danger

-pretty much lava casted there whole fed building as a warning to tell them about their kids

-helped take forever off the meds

Like these are some thing that make sense as too why the federation as a whole would be wary of him. He knows his kids the best, he also usually has the best advice and helps a lot in stuff about going against the federation but mostly kept to him sled in a “bird nest” on the wall with kid that barely left said wall.

Now here’s another thing. They referred to him as the crow who wasn’t there to see his kids leave the nest. He was gone a week which we know rl was to do a video but cubito Phil was gone adventure basically so he was there when the kids were all dirty and cracked or when they fully disappeared.

Tallulah also mentioned one time about wanting to get him a crow as a pet but they noticed that the world has no crows at all which is weird cause they have a lot of different birds. (I MEAN LIKE THEY HAVE SEAGULLS AND A SUN BIRD BUT NOT CROWS WEIRDDD). In my opinion that’s super good foreshadowing a darker future.

Now the whole cage for a cage this is wild. Like we know Phil’s crow man so him a paranoid man who took every measure to protect his kids in now trap with what might be left of them in cage of reminders of how his kids are gone he basically failed them and can’t fly out but is stuck with a bunch of birds some reaped in cages and other flying free.

A weird and morbid symbolism of how he was one free and able to go and fly but now is trapped with haunted memories and feelings.