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gravegroves · 1 year

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I can't fucking breathe! Let me introduce you to the goofiest, most magnificent Ancient Egyptian god: Nehebkau.

#But WHY??#when you type 'egyptian snake god' into google #hoping to get Niut-Shaes #and instead coming accross this goofy motherfucker #he apparently brings the newly dead snacks in the afterlife #so i love him with all my heart #nehebkhau #ancient egypt

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milli-moi · 4 months

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Me: * sees the internet has blessed us with new Winterwidow fanfic*

Also me: *reads tags*- ‘reader/bucky Barnes’

#black widow #natasha romanoff #natalia romanova #marvel #buckynat #winterwidow #bucky barnes #mcu #james buchanan barnes #marvel fanfic #x reader #reader insert #I want my Winterwidow #ok yes I do mostly mean smut #but why??#i don’t like it #i don’t wike it #assassins in love #I need assassin love

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mean-scarlet-deceiver · 4 months

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I know I'm gonna get hate for this but RWS #14, The Little Old Engine, is the weakest of Wilbert's Skarloey Books.

I love mess. Keep the hate coming.

#but why??#chatter #the railway series #the little old engine (rws)

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scattered-dreamers · 3 months

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Alastor obviously made a deal. “Unclip my wings” “hungry for freedom like never before”

Like many others, I believe he made a deal with Lillith to protect Charlie. Why else would he be at the hotel? He doesn’t support it. In the pilot he said he wanted to watch it fail or something along those lines.

But, it begs the question. What was his end of the deal? Not how to keep up his end. That’s protecting Charlie and whatnot. What does Alastor get out of it? It’s obvious that he drew the short straw by making the deal, but Alastor would have needed to approach Lillith. Lillith didn’t walk up to him and propose the idea. Alastor wouldn’t have done it.

Methinks Alastor was desperate but in what way?

I also kinda want to hop on the bandwagon of Alastor having an origin elsewhere that isn’t human. Bro is far too self aware for that.

He didn’t originate as a demon and claw his way to the surface. I really want to believe that he fell with Lucifer or died trying to and was reborn as human. There’s a lot that goes into this headcanon and it isn’t even fully formed yet, but yeah….

There’s something else going on with him. And his shadow too. I don’t believe that it’s “just a part of him.”

#alastor #radio demon #Hazbin Hotel #theory #Alastor made a deal with Lillith #but why??

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a-lost-daydreamer · 2 months

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But Hera crying for Jason in the last book of ToA.. I guess she really loved him like her own son

But my question.. Couldn't Apollo just go around in his godly form to zap the emperors and python to secure all the oracles?? Like did he have to be human??? And it would've been quicker too

#good character development #but why??#even other olympians would agree it was unnecessary #trials of apollo #percy jackson #riordanverse

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billiejean485 · 1 year

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Girl, you're in for a shock/heartbreak of your lifetime...

#disaster avoided this time #but for how long?#Marinette is going get the same shock the rest of us SentiAdrien haters have...#but why??#what's the point with that terrible plot twist??#I hate it here #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml protection #protection #protection spoilers

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riaspeaks · 7 months

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Okay, hold on because why did last night at the telegraph club say the word breast so much 🧐🧐 I still love it but it was kinda weird

#vickytalks!#Still one of my fav books #But why??#last night at the telegraph club

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whokows-anymore · 5 months

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Why is he sad?

#art #my art #The Outsiders #Two-Bit Mathews #he’s sad #but why??

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leavemetoplaythesims · 1 year

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i'm about to make an edit but why do they make them soooo sad?!! like she only disliked the decor wth

#like she's adorable #but why??#blood tw

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victastuffblog · 8 months

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Man, the new update on the notifications it's hilarious for me, it's giving away the people I thought were mutuals but turns out they dont follow me??

My friend, how come you reblog my stuff often and don't follow me. At this point you might as well?

#i will admit its also nice to know they intentionally checking on me #but why??#and then there are some old mutuals that i thought had stopped following me. my friends I'm sorry to have doubted of y'all

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lucasdeocampo · 2 years

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the only thing im disappointed abt the main story's last chap is that we didnt get to see lucas and athy dance together TT i really adored that part in the novel where lucas having so much fun dancing with athy and athy's feeling the same too TT it would've been so magical TT

#i may sound like a cry baby #cuz i am #akdlsj #i just saw the full chapter TT #it was beautiful but lacking #huhu #and i don't get why they put lucas and kiel together like??????#i don't get the point lmaooo #i ship them #i do #but why??

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eternallysimping · 2 years

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i just learned that cash app isn't available in my country?? what??

#it's not like i need it at the moment #i checked out of curiosity #then boom: unavailable in your country??#but why??#heart hath spoken

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girlstressed · 4 months

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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#personal #ITS A REFLEX IDK WHY I USED TO HAVE A RBF AND NOW I HAVE A RESTING SMILING FACE???

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stargoyle · 17 days

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#text post #sex work is normal its not dirty or criminal why are we still freaking tf out ove this

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thatdelusionalnerd · 2 months

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS!#MARCH 15 #!!#julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

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theboxfort · 3 months

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Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit?#why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes?#study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

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