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eastofakkala · 1 year

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The Sunshot Generation as Babies/Toddlers

(And That One Story that was always told about them when they got older).

Wei Wuxian: Surprisingly, was a very good kid. There are shockingly few juicy stories.

Lan Wangji: By contrast, he was an absolutely feral toddler who terrified EVERYONE. Lan Xichen was the only one who could settle him down. It got so bad that Wangji got to attend class with his brother, because discipline did not work.

Jiang Cheng: Very cuddly baby/toddler. Was nearly kidnapped once or twice because he was offered cuddles. Developed his temper/paranoia/general prickliness later on.

Jiang Yanli: Accidentally kidnapped Wen Chao once. She wanted to give him soup because he looked sad. He was one year old and could not properly explain he was supposed to stay in place. They were halfway to Lotus Pier when it was discovered that the Jiang delegation had accidentally taken Wen-gongzi hostage.

Lan Xichen: Much better toddler than Wangji, but for a while refused to walk anywhere on his own. Surprisingly, the adult who gave in to his (very muted) temper tantrums most often was Lan Qiren.

Nie Mingjue: At his 100-day ceremony, he cried every time Wen Ruohan got close. His father was very apologetic. His mother thought it was hysterical and had to duck into antechambers to laugh in private.

Nie Huaisang: Normally too sick to do much, but bit Jin Guangshan one time at a delegation when he didn’t listen to the also-small Nie Mingjue’s warnings that Sang-er didn’t want to be held at the moment. Once again, his father was very apologetic. Mingjue was extremely proud of his didi.

Wen Xu: Made the mistake of shoving Yanli at a discussion conference. She tried to tell him to stop, but he didn’t listen. After the third time, she gave in and shoved him back, knocking him off the pier and into the water.

Wen Chao: Went through a period of time when his favorite adult was Wen Zhuliu, and he would throw a raging temper tantrum if anyone else handled him. This included servants, other sect leaders, his father and his mother. Neither he nor Wen Zhuliu were ever able to figure out why.

Wen Qing: While she did not cry very often, she scowled so fiercely at everyone that her parents had an exorcism performed on her at one point for fear that she was being possessed by a very unfriendly spirit. Nope, she just had enough of everyone’s nonsense before her hundredth day.

Wen Ning: Very nice baby. One time accidentally ripped the head off a doll and cried for hours until Wen Qing fixed it. She explained that he was giving it surgery.

Jin Zixuan: Very quiet baby. Was routinely taken to healers to ensure he wasn’t sick. Nope, he was just boring.

Meng Yao: Could climb before he could walk. Meng Shi learned this the hard way when she turned her back and found him on top of a table, clapping his hands and babbling excitedly at her. It was the only time she well and truly freaked out.

Mianmian: Was left alone in her parents’ garden one afternoon. When they returned, it was to find that she’d somehow dug up five worms and declared herself the worm empress. Once her husband heard the story, he teased her with it for weeks.

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ishouldbedoingalright · 2 years

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nandor: lift the wish you son of a bitch

djinn: I lifted it four days ago man.... I don't know what to say to you

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #me pretending i go here #i will #eventually #but i made myself laugh so

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arunneronthird · 1 month

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#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well.#tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

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trek-tracks · 1 month

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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #jim kirk #montgomery scott #captain kirk #scotty #ion storm #lion storm #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek #incorrect trek quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #i'm sorry this is so stupid but I made myself laugh envisioning it

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dedicatedfollower467 · 9 months

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ed the shrimpede

#edward elric #fullmetal alchemist #trigun #vash the stampede #my art #my fanart #fma:b #shitpost #i made myself laugh at this concept so many times #i love making fun of ed i'm only like 157cm tall i can't talk i'm definitely shorter than he is by the end

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serendippertyy · 1 month

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coming out as a massively obsessive digital circus fangirl,,these little freaks have leeched onto my brain and I will be rocking in a corner mumbling to myself waiting for the next episode...

anyways here's the three stooges featuring my sister's jax design because it is super cool and awesome

plus some zoobie doodles because they r my fav 🫶

#nothing to sustain myself but content farm brainrot #I've watched an embarrassing amount of brainrot videos I'm lowkey entertained by them #a couple made me laugh so hard i almost puked but my sense of humor is sOOO bad I'll laugh at anything 😭😭#but yeah tadc got me genuinely tweaking i lovooeoee drawing all of them 🫶#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc zooble #my art

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hamartia-grander · 1 month

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Bald's Gays 3 memes

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spacepunksupreme · 1 year

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this is what this movie was about to me

#renfield (2023)#renfield #dracula #hannah is talking #I made myself bust up laughing at the thought of this on like friday night and have just been waiting for this movie to get uploaded to my #fav pirating site so I could take these screenshots lmao #also rewatching this little confrontation scene. nicholas hoult and nic cage are both so good. renfield being completely pathetic and the #face journey dracula goes through when renfield pulls out his stupid little self help book. he goes from like confusion to disgust to #amusement to anger. it's so good

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shitouttabuck · 7 months

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eddie diaz + tweets he definitely liked while working at dispatch

#i would apologise for constantly posting nonsense but i made myself laugh so hard thinking about these #911 #eddie diaz #mine #like at this point i can only read the tyler seguin tweet in eddie diaz’s voice

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samdeancrimespree · 5 days

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the difference between sam and dean is that in the phrase “incestuous romantic relationship” sam cringes at incestuous and dean cringes at romantic.

i think he’d be maybe a little weirded out but not that embarrassed if he just. wanted to fuck his brother. like… have you seen his brother? who doesn’t wanna fuck him.

no.. dean’s embarrassed because the thought of his brother not wanting to fuck him makes his heart actually hurt, which he thought was just an overdramatic romcom line. because if he fucked his brother and his brother wanted to keep it casual, it would destroy him.

he doesn’t just want to fuck his brother. he wants to sleep next to him and kiss him and play with his stupid hair and grow old with him and die in his arms.

dean doesn’t wanna fuck his brother. he wants to make love to his brother. and that makes his skin crawl.

#i just made myself laugh so hard #dean is sooo grossed out by the idea of wanting to Kiss sam. like kiss him NICELY #he doesn’t just want to fuck nasty. he wants to fuck romantically #bratz EEEWWWWW soundbite #mars.txt #wincest #my writing

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shikai-the-storyteller · 2 months

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When the bomb went off, do you think it almost looked like a sunset? Do you think Jaiden saw it and smiled?

#i talk #qsmp talk #I politely refuse the potential canon Jaiden suggested for her character #but I can't stop thinking about this #I started typing this out earlier and nearly made myself cry but mid-post that glitch happened to Quackity #and I laughed instead #this server makes me feel so much #man...

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raggedy-spaceman · 7 months

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The Bentley actually loves both her parents equally, Aziraphale and [looks at smudged writing on a tire] Carley

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mangokabuto · 1 month

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i love your polyamory chart for the strawhats! The part where the art updates for after the time skip where it says "usopp is a whore now" made me laugh

That man is a whore I believe it in my heart <3

(context: modern au, they're at a house party playing a drinking game)

#my art #pre- or developing east blue polycule. to me #too many ships to tag here goddamn #lusopp #zosopp #the rest are more implied so im not gonna do all the work tagging them #I MADE THIS ENTIRELY TO MAKE MYSELF LAUGH I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE IT LMFAO

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wisteriagoesvroom · 3 months

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how each driver would respond to “would you love me if i was a worm” 🪱

(and you actually get turned into a worm)

charles leclerc: gets the whole ferrari team to take turns looking after the worm. there’s a care roster and a motivational talk and everything. you become not charles’s worm but the ferrari worm. he posts a really cool social media story about “my journey looking after the worm.” you are loved, if a bit haphazardly.

max verstappen: “do i have time to keep a worm? probably not. but i will get someone to get you a decent box i guess. sorry if my cats eat you.”

oscar piastri: “no. you’re a worm.”

lando norris: professes his love and says “of course i would, babe”. only to be away so much on holiday or busy on track that you eventually perish in your enclosure

lewis hamilton: yes and will get you the most beautiful box with all sorts of fronds and ferns. he will build you the cutest little jungle gym of mind-enriching worm activities. you will see him about once a year but he will make sure you’re always fed and happy. he will help raise awareness of worms in their ecosystems all over the planet

carlos sainz: actually is very good at keeping the worm/you alive but is thrown for a loop because charles and lewis are all doing exceptionally with their worms. he flushes you down the toilet in a moment of emotional distress

alex albon: doesn’t tell anybody about the worm but will eventually have the longest living worm although everyone will forget this fact.

george russell: holds a drivers meeting about whether it is ethical to keep worms and should they in fact be considered emotional support animals. the vote is split and the outcome is undecided

fernando alonso: makes a tiktok with you “day in a life with my worm”. then leaves you on the side of the road and you roast to death under the sun

lance stroll: begrudgingly looks after you for about a week after which he pawns you off to his sister who is now stuck with his random worm

kevin magnussen: gives the worm to his daughter who uses it for a school project. it’s very cute

nico hulkenburg: people forgot about him so he didn’t even get a worm. he’s not that sad about it.

zhou guanyu: would seem totally neutral about it but end up incorporating a worm design into his track fits and his helmets. his worm helmet goes super viral on weibo.

valtteri bottas: will use you for fishing bait and might be a bit sorry about it.

pierre gasly and esteban ocon: constantly fighting over the same worm. nobody knows that the other has the exact same one. it ends with the alpine TP stepping in and confiscating the worm. the worm somehow gets acquired by mclaren.

yuki tsunoda: he keeps you in a box that is structurally very questionable but yuki somehow finds time on the road to get you the highest quality worm feed and vegetables. you thrive under his gourmand care although he shakes the box way too hard sometimes

daniel ricciardo: changes you immediately for a caterpillar and hopes nobody notices. the caterpillar takes ages to turn into a butterfly and then people are asking bro i thought you got a worm. he gets a caterpillar tattoo.

sergio perez: couldn’t care less. thought you were roadkill stuck on his windshield and squishes you with the windscreen wiper by accident

logan sargeant: WHAT DA FUK IS A WORMMMMM? your worm life ends prematurely when logan accidentally drops your box on the floor. james vowles gets him a new worm and it remains to be seen whether the second worm is better (hopefully it is).

#f1blr #f1 #f1 headcanons #formula 1 memes #formula one #the grid #this is so deranged im sorry #but i had fun headcanoning what would happen if they had to look after worms #tales of the chronically online #ngl i made myself laugh while writing this #no worms were harmed in the making of this post #wisteria talks #wisteriaHCs

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catabasis · 5 months

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The Wrarth Warriors. They cultivate Meepkind for our beautiful fur. But then the galaxy said, “No more fur. It's wrong.”

Doctor Who: The Star Beast (2023)

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modmad · 6 months

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okay so WOW I asked people for suggestions for what my fursona might be (because I have never had one... bc I am cursed with 'turns sona into OC' syndrome) and I got So Many Replies that I actually can't even compile them all SO. I selected the ones I vibe the most with, and now you help me pick which one to draw!

also if you want a combo (e.g. a different animal listed in Beatrix Potter style/muppet form of animal) please let me know in the tags or replies I will take that into account

#'a dragon but fluffy' made me laugh gjhfjhdk #fursona #i'm still relearning how to draw so hey maybe this will be fun #honorary mention to:#ducks/geese but im just not one myself as much as I love them #also sea slug #I love that suggestion but I am not Flouncy or Fancy enough

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