Yeah, yeah Mystra. Tell me again how you saw a human teenager and wanted to "guide him". Oh he was a prodigy of magic? Have a seat over here Mystra, just have a seat. Yea I'm sure a 17 year old boy was a great listener. You disgust me.
PSA: please tag your dadstarion posts with #dadstarion so the rest of us who have blocked that tag can avoid it.
Stop forcing me to see your breeding/family fantasy when I'm just trying to look at people's BG3 artwork and neat screenshots please.
---unpopular opinion---
Astarion would make an awful father as ascended (if he didn't outright kill it, pre or post born), and wouldn't be one as spawn as he's not a true vampire, and arguably would be a bad one even as spawn because he's got centuries of trauma to fix first (plus he's naturally an asshole and can't plan his way out of a paper bag).