Wren: so you thought allowing yourself to get kidnapped would make me like you?
Oak: yes
Wren: Who taught you how to get women?
Oak: Cardan…
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* Twisted couples at a barbecue hosted by Christian and Stella *
Jules: * grabbing a hot plate * Shit! I burned myself.
Jules: * placing her hands on Alex's chest * Ahhh so cold!
Alex:
Alex:
Alex: Listen here you little shit-
* Josh, Christian and Rhys choking back their laughter *
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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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when i say i have "main character energy," i mean the nerdy introvert with anxiety and a general distaste for humans
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I'm convinced if someone kidnapped Xander. They'd just end up bringing him back, because it just got to weird.
Xander: Wait! That's it, just a note and a Polaroid picture...no puzzle, no riddle, no decryption code.
Ransomer: what? Does this look like a joke to you littil bo-
Xander: here let me
Ransomer:HEY wtf how- WHO REMOVED your cuffs and rope
Xander: Don't feel bad, l kind of removed them in the van... just felt rude to up and leave you know... Oh this is... umm it could use some work. This is not how you ransom a Hawthorne.
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peter: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
susan: a ray of hope for edmund.
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Jude: tells Cardan an elaborate plan how to save the kingdom
Meanwhile Cardan, looking at Jude:
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Ava: Let's get a cat.
Alex: No.
Ava: Please...
Alex: We already have a cat.
Ava: * confused * Where?
Alex: * points at Josh * He eats our food, lazes around in our house, sleeps through most of the day and is destructive and needs constant supervision to make sure he doesn't break anything AND he needs to be constantly stopped from making dumb decisions... Ergo, he's a cat.
Ava:
Josh:
Josh:
Josh: Meow, I guess.
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I made some Winter's Orbit by Everina Maxwell memes, because I think my favourite thing about the book was the names of the wildlife not actually fitting the descriptions of the wildlife lmao
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