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#narnia incorrect quotes
englishboylover · 8 months
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peter *flirty* : i love you :)
caspian *flirts back* : what are we, enemies to lovers?
peter *turns to edmund* : lmao, bro thinks he's good enough to be my enemy.
caspian : i hate you.
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askclato · 4 months
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Edmund: I have come up with a three-step plan to get Caspian to marry you.
Peter: Okay, I’m listening.
Edmund: Step one, get him to play truth or dare.
Peter: Oh no, stop.
Edmund: Step two, wait until he picks dare.
Peter: Edmund, no.
Edmund: Step three, dare him to marry you.
Lucy, shouting from another room: It could work!
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Peter: I wonder if we would get in trouble for bungee jumping off the castle roof Edmund: *fastens bungee cord* Peter you’re so immature
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4pevensies · 2 years
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peter: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
susan: a ray of hope for edmund.
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robinsunrest · 8 months
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Susan: I require assistance.
Peter, running on two crackers and four hours of sleep: I’m here to help!
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loonie-and-proud · 5 months
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Peter: I only have like 3 hours of sleep last night
Edmund: Pathetic. I haven't sleep in years.
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an-angels-fury · 13 days
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Incorrect Narnia Quotes
Peter, to Caspian: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lucy, from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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winterchildd · 2 years
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"Taking care of you"
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Title: "Taking care of you"
Word Count: 841
Pairing: Edmund x fem!Reader
Warnings: None, just fluff *w*
Request: Nop, I just wanted to give you a soft caring Edmund to bright your day 😚
Author's note: Don't have much to say, I wrote this for my big sis, 'cause she wasn't feeling well, mentally and phisically, and I wanted to cheer her a little bit. Hope this can make you guys smile too, and please always remember to take care of yourselves, your mental health matter as much as your physical health
Love you guys🌻
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"I can't believe..." Y/N mumbled as the slow creaking of the opening door reached her ears making her turn to the side and meet the guilty and obviously amused gaze of Edmund, who sneaked undisturbed into the room "You sneaked out again..." she sighed, letting out a hoarse laugh as she slowly, careful not to make sudden or too rapid movements, sat up with her back sunk limply against the pillows "You don't need to pass so often ... it's just a cold" she added while observing him with a sort of resignation as he confidently took his place on the chair next to her bed.
"It is necessary instead" Edmund replied with a smirk, leaning slowly towards her to place a delicate kiss on her forehead "I like to take care of you" he added as he took off his cloak letting it fall back on the backrest of the chair
"Uh uhm .... sure" Y/N said, amusedly tilting her head "Let's say you like to use me as an excuse to take a break from all those paperwork that Peter gives you" she chuckled slowly shaking her head
"Well let's say that I like to combine business with pleasure" Edmund replied with a chuckle, one of the mischievous ones, the kind that didn't promise anything good, the same that had stolen her heart by making her fall madly in love with him
"How are you feeling now?" he asked
"Better" Y/N answered, smiling just as if to reassure him "I rested all morning after Tumnus came to give me the remedy to lower the fever" she explained
"Were you able to eat something?" he asked again, looking at her with apprehension. Y/N smiled softly
"Yes" she replied "Tumnus brought me a hot soup with some toasted bread"
"Thank goodness" Edmund sighed with relief, grabbing her hand slowly, with all the delicacy he was capable of, placing a gentle kiss on her knuckles "It's a real shame that Lucy had to leave with Susan... the Cordial would have been useful" he said absently fiddling with her fingers
"What nonsense" Y/N immediately scolded him, frowning "The Cordial is for more serious things than a seasonal feaver" she added "I'm fine" she resumed then, softening the tone of her voice, gently looking up at him "You have no reason to worry so much" she tried to reassure him by giving him a small smile. Edmund shook his head slowly tightening his grip on her hand "I have more than one valid reason to worry" he replied seriously "The first is that you got sick because of me, because I forced you to ride in the rain the other day when we went out for a walk, and the second one is that I worried so much when they told me you passed out in the library. I felt my heart stopping when I saw you in bed, pale as a ghost .... you almost seemed ..."
"I'm sorry..." Y/N interrupted him, looking at him mortified "I didn't wanted to make you worry so much ..." she added guilty looking down at the blankets
"Don't apologize" Edmund replied, gently grabbing her face in his hands "I love you" he said, swetly looking in her eyes "It's normal that I worry about you" he added before placing a small kiss on her lips.
"You shouldn't be so close to me" Y/N calmly scolded him, moving away first and breaking the magic of that little kiss. "You will get a cold" she reminded him. Edmund shrugged his shoulders "Anything to spend more time with my queen" he chuckled placing another quick kiss on her lips. Y/N shook her head in amusement
"You really are a lost cause" she smiled, gently caressing his cheek
"I know" replied Edmund smiling at her sweetly, losing himself for a moment in the delicacy of her touch
"But now" he resumed, putting his hand behind his back with amusement "If you make room for me next to you - and he showed her a small book with an hard and a little damaged cover, sign that it had been read often, perhaps too often - I'll be more than happy to save you from boredom "
A glance was enough for Y/N to understand, to recognize the book that Edmund was holding in his hand; it was a storybook, the same one that every night, when they were still children and her parents sent her to Narnia to spend the winter, they secretly read together before going to bed, to finally be able to spend some alone time, without Peter, Susan or Lucy.
Slowly moving to the side, she made room for him on the bed. As soon as Edmumd was beside her, with his back comfortably placed against the pillows, Y/N leaned her head against his chest, and so, curled up in his arms, she listened enchanted to his voice giving life to the fairy tales that had made her childhood and that had started their love.
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Lucy: *laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling*
Caspian: What's up with Lucy?
Edmund: She wanted to be friends with a bear, but it tried to kill her.
Lucy: His name is Clive and I wILL BE HIS BEST FRIEND!
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faramir-stan · 1 year
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[everyone playing basketball]
caspian: edmund keeps missing the net!
edmund: oh i'm missing the net? But isn't your dad missing?
caspian: excuse me?
edmund: yeah where is your dad? Where is he??
caspian: I'm just saying cuz you missed the net like 20 times
edmund: ok but didn't your dad miss like 20 of your birthdays?
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edmund: I don’t have a favorite sibling.
edmund: I love lucy and all you non-lucies equally.
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englishboylover · 2 years
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caspian *running* : THERE'S A DEMON IN THE CASTLE!
susan : calm down, what are you talking about?
peter *coming after him* : STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR ASLAN'S SAKE!
edmund : what the fuck is going on??
peter : i just told him that i love him and now he thinks that i've been possessed by a demon.
edmund : WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN DEMON?!
peter : you know what, fuck you.
peter : *leaves*
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askclato · 4 months
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Edmund: I want to be a caterpillar.
Susan: Explain?
Edmund: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Susan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Edmund: That’s another highlight.
Susan: eDMUND NO-
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Peter: so what’s for lunch?
Lucy: Ed’s making mac and cheese
Peter: oh nice! That’s—
Peter:
Peter: Ed?
Edmund: yeah?
Peter: you do realize you add the cheese after you drain the water, right
Edmund:
Lucy:
Peter:
Edmund: just making a guess here, but based on the fact that the cheese is already in the water with the pasta, no, I did not realize that
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4pevensies · 2 years
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Edmund: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.
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robinsunrest · 8 months
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Edmund: How’d you sleep, Peter?
Peter, on his second day of sleeping only two hours before having to awaken for a full day of Doing Things: W h a t
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