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stevieschrodinger · 3 months

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Steve sighs to himself. It's so godamn cold his car door handle is frozen.

Which means he can't open the door.

Which means he can't get in.

It's fucking dark, it's fucking cold, and Steve is one hundred percent done. If he was actually parked in the lot at work this wouldn't be a problem - isn't normally a problem - he just goes in and gets a mug of boiling water and dumps it over the door handle. Not today though, oh no, the lot at work is being resurfaced and he's been forced to park a ten minute walk away for three days this week.

Steve contemplates what to do - actually briefly contemplating taking a piss on his own car door handle and wondering if that would even work- when the only positive about this whole thing comes around the corner.

The dog walker guy. He's so cute, especially in the cold, all his fluffy hair poking out from his lopsided, clearly home made, knitted pom pom hat. Yesterday he had a whole pack of dogs with him, today he's got one.

It's a very old looking Jack Russell, waddling along. Cute dog walker guy stops, "Bill," he calls after the dog. The dog does not stop, waddling on in a determined fashion. "Bill, this is our car," the guy tries again. Bill has made it maybe fifteen feet, but he turns and looks. Seems to come to the conclusion that, 'oh yeah, that is our car,' and starts to waddle back.

The whole exchange makes Steve's day better, and he can't help the laughter. Cute guy laughs too, giving Steve a 'what can you do' kind of shrug, and the prettiest smile Steve's ever seen.

Cute dog walker guy scoops Bill up and puts him in the passenger seat, before heading around to the driver side, he must notice Steve's helplessness, or demeanor, or something, because he asks Steve, "you okay man?"

"Yeah, yeah, I just...locked out you know, doors frozen."

"Huh," the guys says coming over to inspect Steve's frozen handle, "well, I usually get Bill a pupachino, want to get coffee with us? We can bring back a couple of to go cups of hot water?"

And that sounds way, way better than pissing on his car, "yeah,that's great thanks, I'm Steve, let me at least get the coffee."

"Eddie...and are you cool with a geriatric guy sitting on your lap, because Bill already called shotgun."

"I think I'll cope."

#eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #steddie #Bill the dog #meet cute #steddie ficlet #ficlet #fic idea #would you believe this is based very vaguely on real events

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creantzy · 8 months

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Lose sight of yourself

My favs love terrorizing children 😍👍

(Characters:

Nikolai Gogol from "Bungou Stray Dogs" and

Bill Cipher from "Gravity Falls"

- Summary for those who may not know GF: Bill is a cunning dream demon that makes deals with people and is able to possess someone's body if they agree to it and shake his hand. And of course he loves to toy with people psychologically-)

The background in the first few slides is a visualization of the inside of Nikolai's mind

I got this idea when I thought about Mykola's idea of freedom vs Bill Cipher's, and how they basically have what the other wants xD Canon Nikolai wants to be free from his emotions, his humanity, while Bill Cipher wants to be free from the mindscape and be able to access our world, in other words: physical freedom.

Bill is literally not human, not bound to biology, and probably has the kind of "free will" Nikolai desires, while Nikolai on the other hand has the physical freedom Bill wants- even more so than other humans thanks to his ability.

But in this one-part-comic Mykola starts out believing that it's merely his body that is the trap, until Bill Cipher makes him realise that it's not how it works. Young Nikolai in this AU viewed the concepts of "body" and "mind" as separate units where one (the mind/ soul) represents his own self and the other (the body with all its sensations and emotions) is a "prison" that his self is trapped in. However, in reality BOTH components are part of his real self, equally, and one cannot exist without the other. Losing one of them would mean to lose oneself entirely.

And well- that's what Nikolai decides to try, ultimately ending up with his canon goal:

"You're fighting against God in order to lose sight of yourself."

I hope this makes sense, I am very deep in a BSD and Gravity Falls brainrot and whenever I fixate on two things at the same time this is what happens😭

(Btw, Bill possessing Nikolai is not him achieving his ultimate goal, it's merely a step. A vessel is still just a vessel, and not physical freedom in the way he wants it.

How exactly Nikolai's body could be useful to Bill's plans is up to interpretation since it's not the focus of this mini comic xD)

Caesar, 3

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Bill's symbol substitution

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd anime #bsd #bsd nikolai gogol #nikolai gogol #mykola hohol #bill cipher #gravity falls #crossover

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chrasilla · 8 months

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i love wes anderson's regulars because if i was a famous director i too would only do stuff with my friends and include them in everything i do

#wacu (wes anderson cinematic universe)#wes anderson #bill murray #adrien brody #owen wilson #jason schwartzman #tilda swinton #moonrise kingdom #edward norton #the darjeeling limited #the grand budapest hotel #fantastic mr fox #isle of dogs #asteroid city #the french dispatch #the royal tenenbaums #rushmore #bottle rocket #chrasillasss

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carbonateds-oda · 4 months

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teen dazai finding kid atsushi post odas death and getting super attached to him out of loneliness

he just constantly rambles on and on to this tiny child abt oda and what a great person he was bc he doesn’t wanna b one of the only two ppl alive who remember him that way

dazai, with atsushi tucked under his chin: he was a real good guy. he would’ve taken you in.. you’d have lots of siblings if they were still here…

atsushi who doesn’t like how sad dazai sounds saying that: I have you! :)

dazai, trying not to burst into tears: …o-okay! time for bed now!

#I’d write more abt this but my brain is evil and won’t let me #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #dazai and atsushi #asagiri i will give you One crisp dollar bill if u reunite them next chapter

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flockdog · 7 months

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doggy morning to all those who celebrate!

(the dog uses they/them)

#my art #furry #furry sfw #fursona #furry art #2023 #fur #dog sona #furry artist on tumblr #furry artist #trans furry #dog fursona #this one features a classic bill jumper

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pleucas · 9 months

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the walk home

#pleuart #pleucas #bsd #bungo stray dogs #illustration #dazai osamu #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #skk #soukoku #skk goin to the arcade after setting the countryside on fire #mori receiving the seventh property damage bill of the week #they bring chaos but they get the job done; the are children but they return home covered in blood…#mafia skk have grown on me . they mean everything 2 me. littol guyz

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bunny-lovez · 10 days

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Tied up and teased!

More on my patreoonn

#furry #trans furry #dog girl #t4t #t4t couple #I hope its okay i promote my patreon like this #doing my best to pay the bills!! rly hope its not too annoying. love you guys so much

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citylightsthings · 1 year

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Episode 3 perfectly shows why straying away from the game and creating a more elaborate interpretation can benefit itself AND its inspiration. It sucks that Ellie never got to meet Bill and we didn’t get that silly banter from them, but the game will always be there. Retelling the exact same story is not what we wanted. Something new, nuanced, meaningful, that honors side characters on the big screen is exactly what we needed, wanted, and received. Now, Bill and Frank in the game world have so much more backstory provided by the show!

#the last of us #tlou #the last of us hbo #naughty dog #ellie williams #joel miller #bill and frank

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staud · 2 months

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meatball - deacon - hoosier's dog - trigger hbo war doggie gifset requested by @lamialamia 🐾

#hbo war #the pacific #masters of the air #band of brothers #eugene sledge #bill hoosier smith #gale cleven #hbowardaily #gif #felt like i was cheating on my dog while making this #SORRY THIS IS SO LATE LINH

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oscar-nominee-tournament · 2 months

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Oscar Nominee of All Time Tournament: Round 1, Group A

(info about nominees under the poll)

MARIE DRESSLER (1868-1934)

NOMINATIONS:

Lead- 1931/32 for Emma

WINS:

Lead- 1930/31 for Min and Bill

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BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH (1976-)

NOMINATIONS:

Lead- 2014 for The Imitation Game, 2021 for The Power of the Dog

#oscars #academy awards #oscar nominees #actors #oscar winners #film #marie dressler #benedict cumberbatch #min and bill #emma 1932 #the imitation game #the power of the dog #nominees group a #nominees group a polls

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akendara · 5 days

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Spock as Leonard Nimoy, Jim Kirk as William Shatner

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iifishizzleii · 1 year

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ron is a moral compass.

u cannot convince me that ron weasley isn’t a mother hen. because while hermione is a child prodigy, she’s breaking laws and committing war crimes half the time when it benefits her. and harry ‘i’m the Chosen One’ potter attracts danger like a flame would a moth.

so while they’re a duo of danger, there’s ron.

who grew up with siblings and spent a lot of his childhood making sure ginny didn’t get hurt playing in the mud.

who’s as nervous as Molly when Charlie works with the Dragons, and panics when Bill gets attacked by the werewolf.

who steals specific concoctions from the twins when they try to prank Percy because it could possibly harm him.

who wraps harry’s wounds when he gets hurt and is too tired to see madam pomphrey. who helps hermione understand why killing Rita in the jar wouldn’t help in the long run.

Ron Weasley, the worrier and moral compass of the Golden Trio. he doesn’t believe how many times he saved the wizardry world by simply being himself. and everyone at hogwarts but him can see it.

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creantzy · 8 months

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Nikolai Gogol from the hit anime Bungou Stray Dogs meets the Tumblr version of human Bill Cipher from the hit series Gravity Falls What will happen Oh No

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd nikolai gogol #nikolai gogol #mykola hohol #gravity falls #bill cipher #human bill cipher #bsd

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agir1ukn0w · 1 month

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the only reason why men should wear dog tags is so I can pull on them with my finger

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nobrashfestivity · 2 months

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Bill Traylor, Two Fighting Dogs, 1934

#bill traylor #outsider art #dogs

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scarlet-streak-rambles · 1 year

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Anime/Manga Writers: Why don’t the fans like the canon straight couple instead of the non-canon gay ships?

MC looking at their canon love interest: So pretty and fights good.

MC looking at their rival/best friend/partner: They’re like the sun, brilliantly blinding and all-consumingly powerful. There’s a deadly beauty and grace to every action they take. They’re the other half of me that I never thought could exist, the one person who pushes me to be my best self, and life without them would not be worth living. There’s nothing in this world that they could not accomplish and I am but a fool chasing after them in hopes of reaching their level. Even then, having them in front of me/by my side has pushed me to heights I never thought imaginable.

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