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shotmrmiller · 3 months

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First of all love love love biblically accurate Ghost, second - justice for reader. Is it possible?

I can only imagine how hard she'd be trying to do her best and improve, but trying one's best was never enough for Ghost and she's not an exception.

But what if like one time, a mission goes wrong and the reader is presumed dead since she couldn't have got out of such a dangerous situation alone and alive, right?

Yes, it's unfortunate, but not hearbreaking to Ghost. He knew she was too weak to survive from the start and he's been basically waiting until she inevitably perishes somwhere on the field. Not that he wanted it, he just expected it from the start.

But, surprise surprise, the reader turns up alive. Sure, mangled, scarred, maybe even shot, certainly not unscathed, may she be on the brink of death - but still alive.

And Ghost's brain just kind of. Malfunctions for a second, because how the fuck could that incapable little thing survive on her own without anyone behind her ass?

He certainly wouldn't start liking her, but he'd reluctantly admit - even if not out loud - that maybe she's not as useless as he initially thought.

The look in his eyes Ghost has for a split second when he sees the reader brings a small, almost insignificant feeling of satisfaction to reader, but she's not done. She's just more determined to prove him wrong about her, because if there's one thing more powerful than the need for approval, it's SPITE.

(love your work by the way, having a Simon brainrot if it wasn't obvious already lol 🩵)

so yeah, the next step from utter intolerance outside of a mission (because he definitely talks to you during them, he'd never let personal issues interfere then) would be a reluctant acceptance. not of you, but of your presence.

you haven't broken, even though you looked it as you stumbled in through the safe house they're in.

nothing from his attitude toward you will change until you stop losing in spars. They don't approach you with a killing intent, but the bad guys will.

Get better or get out.

Slowly, the fighting becomes less aggressive tossing and flinging around but more... violent. it's what it seems to you, anyway.

more tactical.

if only you'd look past your hurt feelings to realize that he's teaching you.

teaching you how he fights.

teaching you how to eventually beat him.

learn.

and no, there's no funny ass illogical me throw him over my shoulder cuz i caught him off guard. that man is 6'3-4 and no way he's anything less than 280 lbs.

I squat 175 and feel like my spines getting crushed and that's with evenly distributed weight. Simon's own arm probably feels too heavy. + there's no off guard with a man who lives on his toes and sleeps with one eye open even at base.

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dahliadew · 1 year

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Be not afraid. (DP X DC fanfic prompt)

So I've seen a lot of fanfics with Danny being described as some type of eldritch horror. But I thought it might be cool to see Danny be summoned by the league or a cult instead of him coming out looking like the king of the infinite realms or a demon; he looks like a biblically accurate type of angel. And once he is summoned, he gives off a calming and almost weightless feeling that makes the league really think he's an angel. And when he transforms into his phantom form with white hair, super pale skin, and freckles that look like constellations, this belief is reinforced even more. Danny, for his part, thinks this is a good thing because he's unsure how the league would react to him being a half-ghost king of the afterlife. And if the Justice League wants to think he's an angel, well, no problem, he can act like an angel totally……. Definitely.

I thought it might be funny as well to have Danny, while pretending to act like an angel, mess with Constantine. This would be especially funny if because of all of the soul contracts Constantine has made its become Danny’s problem as the king of the infinite realms. That for the last four mouths or so Danny has been trying to work out all of these deals with the varies parts all while new contracts keep coming in. So if given a chance to mess with the man you know Danny ‘little shit’ Fenton will do so.

#dcu fanfic #dc prompt #dcu #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #dc x dp #dp crossover #dp dc crossover #dp prompt #dp fanfic #justice league #danny little shit fenton #danny fenton #john constantine #this is his punishment #let the snarky British man suffer

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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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About language brainrot. Imagine writer creator reader who finally learns how to write in Teyvat's weird symbols and they want to publish their book. They decided to do it anonymously to avoid the "aaaaaah our creator wrote the holy scripture" sort of situation. Except it didn't work. The reader's style is too different from the rest of the world, so even if they tried to simulate the flowery speech it wasn't effective.

Another thing. Reader who decided to read some local books to practice their reading. They asked for something simple and similar to their speech. But the only books merely similar to it are 2000 and more years old. It's funny how the older text is the more you can understand it. On this note. If reader write something i feel like it would be hard to understand for Teyvat's people.

Imagine a reader who is autistic or has any other NDs imparing their communication skills. They practically trained themselves to say sertain phrases in sertain situation. But it doesn't work in Teyvat. And everything just stacks at each other. Difference in speech, being a God (so people react weirdly to you), bad communication skills, not understanding nonverbal cues and so on. There's gonna be a lot of misunderstanding. I imagine how followers would walk on the eggshells not to upset and angry their God and reader who does the same not to say something people will get wrong. Again.

Reader who regained all their memories of creating Teyvat, they're super powerful and stuff. But they still struggle with the modern language. Because all the memories are like millions years old.

✨️NEXYLAZA UR SO FUCKING SMART AND CREATIVE✨️ UR BRAIN>>>>>> EVERYTHING

GIF Akashi (black hair) is all the people who read the Sagau/Isekai Genshin tag and Bokuto (silver) is STILL ME RANTING ABOUT LANGUAGE IN TEYVAT LMAO

They cant escape me, sorry people who just wanted to read SAGAU normal things, im filling up the tag💀

I HAD OTHER ASKS BEFORE THIS ONE AND AS I GOT THRU EM I WAS "OMMGGGG WE'RE GETTIN CLOSER TO NEXY'SSSS ASSSKKKK EEEEEEE"

YOU ARE A GODDAMN GENIUS

DHALALWKDHDHS

ME ABOUT THIS ASK:

(^ lol biblically accurate deadaquarius)

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGINNNN

BRAINROTTING OVER UR ENTIRE ASK!!

♡

Also, its getting kinda old now, so here is the blunt language v. Teyvat's flowery language post for reference! :)

Hhhhhhhhhhh

IF U WRITE STUFF

AND UR IN WORDY TEYVAT LAND

AINT NO WAY,👏

U COULD EVEN, 👏👏

GET CLOSE👏👏👏

TO THESE BITCHES SPEECH👏👏👏👏

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Like,, imagine right now if i told you to write me 4 pages of an essay in entirely early 18th century vernacular.

(For reference: when the story Pride & Prejudice takes place)

... like??

Bitch aint no way u can do that and actually show that to a historian or an actual living person from that time period

and them actually say "wow! An excellently worded 18th century essay!"

💀.

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So tying into that whole, "the only simple texts are like literal cunnieform clay tablets or sm shit"

Your writing to them just sounds like if a scribe just copied off what one of those tablets said just onto paper HAHA

And like, if u try and dress it up, it just ends up sounding like its from a slightly later time period

Like if ur casual writing sounds like 1 million years ago, u being flowery sounds like 8-7 thousand years ago u cant win LMAO

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Omg ur trying to go to that-

wait whats it called,,fuck i dont know Sumeru good enough yet

The.. HOUSE OF DAENA GOT IT

Yeah so ur thinking "Oh what better way to learn a dialect?/vernacular than reading books by them!"

And u basically snatch Alhaitham at the soonest possible chance to take you there

(Bc when i went in, it was just random lore books everywhere so)

Needless to say you have no clue how this place is organized, so u convince him to direct you to books u can easily read first

Like as close to your speech as possible!! U tell him :)

...lol

It literally takes like 3 hours to get something readable LMAO

Bc when the poor feeble scribe initially brought you smth he thought was pretty old and close to ur speech, like just first thought,

... It sounded like it was from the middle of the 18th century to you lol

So, with a "hmm" and a squint at the dusty book you'd already given up on

Alhaitham slowly went around the library making a stack of books, dropped them off in front of you... not a single sentence.

...then he made a stack of scrolls...

..nope..

...a stack of stone tablets...

.....getting closer?? it was really weird seeing Shakespearean language carved into stone....

...and then, with a conversation to a second library secretary deeper in the library, past a caged area of shelves to protect them...

...he escorts you behind the restricted section towards the back filled with glass display cases.

(Several of which contain the most ancient looking sets of artifacts you've ever seen)

...Finally, u arrive at a long glass case of several clay tablets.

Half of which sound like they're from the 1910s-20s, and the other, even older half, sounding straight out of the 2000s..

....

......

...Good god.

(Good..you??)

These crazy speaking bastard-previously-video-game-characters were right.

...

You are suddenly, viscerally hit with the image of Zhongli's idle, "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?" 💀

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Alhaitham side eyes you,, (he looks,, very interested, yet also kinda concerned??? HIM, CONCERNED????!!!)

"Ahem, the texts before thy Greatest Lord art the eldest- well, perhaps, more appropriately, the eldest and most intact, pieces of written language known to our humankind."

...

....aYOO MAN 😭😭

...Ur just staring at these half cracked, baked clay tablet thingys, full of slang from like 2003-

Alhaitham coughs.

"Uh, thanks. ...Sorry about all the.. trouble with this..."

BRO HOW OLD DOES HE THINK U ARE NOW-

"This task assigned to mine own person was of no trouble to my mind or spirit, Greatest Lord, fret not about it any longer."

And with a sort of shell-shocked atmosphere surrounding both of you, Alhaitham walks off to check out some other restricted books, hovering nearby yet also trying to give u space LOL

Top 10 cursed images: Seeing "Chillax, bro, dude, and weeb" carved into ancient clay tablets that look like they would be part of the Egyptian exhibit back in ur world 💀

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You eventually just kind of end up writing a couple pages after studying the writings, going younger and younger (nothing has ever made u feel more powerful...yet also more old..)

You stretch, just as Alhaitham finally has made his own little stack of creaky old books

He seems very curious to read what u wrote, peaking a glance over the top of his book every so often (lol nerd, cute nerd... but NERDDD)

You just offer the academic lunatic what he wants 🙄

"Haha, wanna take a look? Some drafts are... closer than others..."

The scribe immediately puts his book down, not even saving his page,

"I would be honored, Greatest Lord."

Is he excited?? 💀 omfg

U very slowly hand ur most recent practice pages over, he curls his hand under his chin "hmm" ing

...Alhaitham shakes his head

"My..deepest apologizes My Creator, but this still seems, at the earliest, from when papyrus was invented, and not yet even into scrolls..."

OK BUT ALHAITHAM WOULD GENUINELY GIVE NO FUCKS ABT CRITIQING YOU, HE MAY BE MORE POLITE ABT IT BUT EVEN IF U DID MAKE THE WORLD HES GOING FOR IT

KAVEH HAS A HEART ATTACK BC HIS ROOMMATE GOT ONTO GOD LMAO

U let ur head plop on ur pile of papers, srry babe youll never be as fancy as Mr. Darcy 😕

And as ur resting there, contemplating just walking out and finding smth to eat instead- same

Alhaitham picks up another draft.

Except it's your first attempt.

As in, you didn't even try, first attempt.

You just made some bullet point notes or some Bs, in ur regular. modern. language.

Alhaitham knocks his chair over standing up so fast-

(HE GETS SHUSHED BY THE RESTRICTED LIBRARIAN LOL, also another person unafraid to scold God lol)

...he says its a perfect example of the oldest records they've found of writing on the continent, most of which they haven't even translated yet

He asks u to teach him how to read this/speak like this lol

♧

(^^^not my best work but hope yall got smth outta it💀)

I WAS LITERALLY GONNA MAKE A WHOLE POST ON THE NEURODIVERGENT EXPERIENCE OF BEING A GOD IN TEYVAT

ESPECIALLY OF THE LANGUAGE BARRIER VARIETY!!!

THERES JUST

ACK

aCK HDHAKD

SO MUCH

TO SAY

!!!

AHHHHH

OK BUT LIKE

IF WE ACTUALLY TOOK THIS TO THE EXTREME IM IMPLYING IT WOULD BE

LIKE TEYVAT SPEAKS SEVERAL DECADES BEHIND U- MAYBE EVEN ACTUALLY

CLOSE TO PRIDE AND PREJUDICE TIMES SPEECH

THEY WOULD LITERALLY BARELY COMPHREHEND YOU

IMAGINE TRYING TO TALK TO MR. DARCY 😭

THATS LITERALLY ALL OF TEYVAT

JUST

???¿¿?????!!! <- THEM ALL THE TIME

ESP IF UR NEURODIVERGENT

I THINK IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE PROOF FOR THEM TO THINK UR GOD

BC UR BEHAVIOR WOULD BE "OFF" TO THEIR NEUROTYPICAL ASSES,

YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS,

LIKE UR MASKING MAYBE BUT

U CANT KEEP THAT SHIT UP ALL THE TIME-

ESP IN CRAZY ISEKAI CIRCUMSTANCES

AND LIKE-

(ok ill tone it down before i also get shushed)

U used to be a player!!

Which would maybe mean u got rlly comfy playing Genshin all the time!

...like i know im kinda stimming when im gaming (and my natural stim is rocking so yeah no way they wouldnt notice that 💀)

So, since u may be still yknow unconsciously wanting to be comfy (esp around ur mains/team/favs)

U probably have stimmed a little around them, which, not that neurotypicals dont stim, but like

They would notice after awhile

And esp people like Alhaitham, Zhongli, Ningguang, Xiao, Ei, Aether/Lumine, Kaeya, Diluc, Kazuha, Heizou, Shenhe, Kokomi, Sara, Albedo, Dainsleif- !! GASP- !! <- my bbygirl omg i forgot abt u before now im so sorry </3

(once again i have not checked a character list, forgive my sins my readers)

^^^ Are like pretty focused on you/observant, so they'd eventually pick up on it first probably

...

....which allsssooo means they're like, collecting all ur neurodivergent thingys lol to compile as EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU AS TO WHY THEY KNOW UR THE CREATOR LMAO

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Honestly the biggest factor against u is definitely social interaction,, srry love :/

(if it helps, its bc i know itd be my downfall too thats why thats there ^ 😔)

Mostly bc i have this idea/theory? obervation? that when I especially met Adepti for the first time

Esp ones that werent as close to human society for as long as some others (like think Xiao vs. Ganyu)

And for literally every other non-human people we've met so far in Genshin-

They kinda- they kinda, radiate neurodivergent energy??

Like, they're not adherring to social norms, and not in like a bad way,

But its still rlly obvious (i mean also its probably exaggerated for us as an audience) that theyre not human pretty quickly

coughzhonglicough

COUGHVENTICOUGH-

oh geez wow excuse me, cold weather must be gettin to me- ahem hem-

Anyway, like what Nexy said in the ask,

...

...Yall are all just tiptoing around each other 😭😭

Bc these ppl arent from Earth countries,

All their behavior is weird to you 😭

U dont know how to mask with them yet 😭😭

THE UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF MISCOMMUNICATION THAT HAPPENS ALREADY WHEN UR NEUROSPICY VS. NEUROBLAND PPL

IS LIKE, ALMOST WORSE??

Bc they cant even understand ur phrasing bc its so simple 😭😭😭

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Tldr: "Being Neurodivergent means ur a god, confirmed." - says all of Teyvat's denizens

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NEXYLAZA.

MY BELOVED.

I AM IN LOVE WITH UR BRAIN.

IF I COULD GIVE IT A HUG I WOULD🫂✨️👏👏👏👏

BC I WAS ALREADY LIKE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND LIKE-

*rubs my little rat gremlin hands together*

"hmHmHMMMM BuT wHaT iF mAYbE yOU reMeMbeREd cReATinG TeyVAT, hmHMHMMMMM"

AND FOR VERBALIZING IT WITHIN BLUNT LANGUAGE AU- !!!!!!!

(one of my favs, if u cant tell)

I would (platonically) kiss you right now dude.

Instead I give this:

♡ ily

And also, I AM GOING TO MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT THIS-

MAYBE EVEN A FANFIC, OR ONE SHOT AHDHAKFHSKLAAL-

UNTIL NEXT TIME MY BELOVED PARTNER IN CRIME <333

PSPSPSPSsppspspspssss Last Time! CLOSES TOMORROW @1pm CST: VOTE on my 100+ followers celebration POLL :)

Tell me what u wanna see me write about! PSPSPSPSpspspspssss

(U can vote even if ur new! :] )

THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING THIS ASK

THIS IS A TREASURE OF MINE NOW

GONNA HIDE IT IN MY LITTLE CAVE OF SCREENSHOTTED SAGAU POSTS <333 hehehehehehehehehehe

THIS IS LIKE PT2 TO MY ORIGINAL LANGUAGE POST AHHHHH

NEXY BIG BRAIN ILYSM <3

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza lol ur own ask im a menace sorry

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ozzgin · 4 months

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I had another funny thought about our beloved whore of a reader…

Imagine there being a “Hall of Fame” located in a really important government building or something, that’s dedicated to her monster lovers. All the monsters that’ve successfully become her baby daddies are admitted to that special club. And there’s loads of memorabilia too. Like positive pregnancy tests (if those exist in the monster realm), soiled bedsheets that were fucked upon, etc.

It’s a place that monster visitors in the town, and out of town go to as a tourist attraction. After all, it’s a place that records a lot of important history. Potential monster baby daddies also go there to fantasize and seek out motivation for winning the next monster games. Gotta keep motivation when doing all those sets/reps of weighted hip thrust exercises in the gym 🤭

And something I’ve been wondering too, who is the mayor of the monster town? Is it the same monster who had tentacles and changed sizes in the original story post? Or is it a different guy? And how come the charms of reader don’t work on him? He immune?

-👘

I-

Perhaps it's my turn to look into the camera nervously. (I'm kidding anon, bless your creativity)

On the topic of Monstertown Mayor, I had a brief discussion with my partner about it (he likes to be involved) and he suggested an abstract, eternally burning existence similar to a biblically accurate angel. Because, see, who would believe him to be neutral or objective when dealing with Reader matters if he, himself, was shagging her behind the scenes? Some monsters have a physical form fit for mating, others less so.

But the Mayor, he's an amorphous, surreal blasphemy, a depthless sphere of darkness and blight with no beginning or end. Which, now that I think about it, makes the birthday scene even more hilarious. A spiraling dimension of eyes, sarcastically glancing at the cameraman every now and then, and conjuring some visible appendage to hold the coffee mug at his colossal office desk (no chair because he's just floating around). His speech is a foreign amalgamation of quantum vibrations, so they just added subtitles for everyone else at home.

#yandere monsters #maybe he's still secretly banging the Reader in her sleep or something #metaphysical coitus

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sulkybender · 2 months

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[depicted: boyfriend as biblically-accurate m&m]

r/TrueOffMyChest

u/CallMeMrBoomerang

Title: m&m for your thoughts

It’s funny how you can go back to being whatever age you were when you first knew someone.

This man is literally my *boyfriend* and I have a crush on him. Ugh, ugh. Big goofy smile, stammering, the works. I am a grown adult man with a crush on my *boyfriend.*

I look at him and it’s right back to being fifteen and camping out under the bleachers when we should have been in class, talking through lunch and into the next period and the next. He was so shy back then it was like you could crush him if you looked at him too hard, and at the same time he could be so angry and tough. I was a little afraid of him and I adored him. High school.

We didn’t kiss then but we came close. Smell of the hot grass under the bleachers, cigarettes I stole from my dad. (He was always trying to quit so I regarded that personally as a form of righteous warfare. Like yeah, you *should* be smoking less buddy.) I used to swipe snacks for us because I knew how to jiggle the vending machine by my locker in just the right way, there was an art to it. I was always trying to get him to have something sweet and he would give me this look like I was insane, even when it was just a bag of m&ms that had been hanging out in my back pocket all period. He acted like everything was just too decadent. And I just wanted to make him happy.

There’s always this moment just before he smiles when he seems surprised, like yeah, he didn’t see this coming either. And I loved that. I still do.

I remember there was a moment when I thought, “he has a really nice mouth,” looking at it, and then I thought that was maybe the dumbest thing I’d ever thought.

Well, ten years later give or take and I don’t think it was the dumbest idea. I don’t think I was wrong.

Trying to work right now and my brain keeps saying ‘if you kissed him back then he would have tasted like m&ms.’ Which is true. But he also would have punched me.

#atla #zuko #sokka #zukka

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exocynraku · 3 months

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I don’t have any particular cat that I want to see genetically accurate since I don’t know much about Warrior Cat characters but I have two things relating to Genetically Accurate Cats!

#1 Where are you looking to find the genetics? I can’t tell which genetics are what. Do you just know them? Because I want to look more into the genetics in depth.

#2 (less important) I keep misreading it as Biblically Accurate and I get a funny image in my head. Thought you’d like to know because it’s kinda funny to me.

i've gotten good at looking at genetics and just knowing them, but i reference THIS website, THIS website and THIS blog for reference pictures (1st, 3rd) and actually gene-ing out the cats (2nd) silly....

#wc #ray talk

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ruija · 1 year

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A trip down memory lane - TMNT 2003

So. The 20th anniversary of 2003 Ninja turtles was a little while ago, but I didn’t have time to draw anything for it 👉👈💦 BUT, I wanted to do SOMETHING for it, even a bit late.

For context, TMNT 2003 was my introducion to the franchise. Back when it started airing, I was 9yo and was immediately hooked. I think it’s the series/fandom that has stuck with me the strongest across the years. Even if I’d have long periods, even couple year brakes from it, I always dip back at some point. Usually it’d happen by me suddenly having a dream about the turtles, and then going like “Oh, is it that time again? Guess I’ll go check some fanworks, then.” ANYWAY, I thought it’d be fun to dig up some old art and do some redrawing hehheh. Hopefully yall find these somewhat entertaining, I’ve been equal parts cackling and cringing lmao!

Here we have THE FIRST EVER Leonardo I’ve ever drawn! (Made when I was 9) I’m honestly very charmed and kinda impressed by it. Like, he looks really funky and dynamic! That pose and the way the bandanna tails are flying adds really nice movement and energy to the drawing! It was really fun to use it as a base, because the elements of it were already working well!

Also there’s Splinter I drew around that same time. He also has a lot of funny personality haha! (Sorry Splints for being too lazy to redraw you)

(More art and reminiscing under read more!)

BY THE WAY. I’m FUCKING DEVASTATED that I was not able to find a third drawing I remember from this period. It featured Splinter being drunk while Leo looks on horrified. Why? I don’t know. Little Ruija thought it was really funny I guess. Anyway, here’s an imitation piece for demonstration:

Truly shocking. Bad Parent Splinter AU? (I have a suspicion the original is MIA, because I got too embarrassed by it at some point. But I will not lose hope, maybe it’ll turn up someday🙏)

I think the next time I drew fanart of ninja nurtles was when I was 11-12yo and joined Devianart. The account I used to have doesn’t exist anymore, so I wasn’t able to recover files from that time. My only hope is to come across some originals in my old art folders 💦 💦 I have really fond memories from that time. Was quite active in the Sonic and TMNT fandom.

This was drawn when I was 13, I think. I’m sensing... a bit of a fictional crush there. And- Wait a minute. Is that...? ENHANCE

DONNIE?!

Biblically accurate recreation.

Karai from same time period. It’s probably a lesser known fact, that in several iterations, she’s usually among my fave characters.

Grumpy Raph my beloved! This is from when I was 14. Those thighs are tragically skinny! This obviously had to be rectified.

Somewhere in the 14-15yo range. I think I had already picked up a special fondness for Leo+Mikey dynamic <3

And then... I got kind of a whiplash when this piece jumped out from my folders:

What a weird experience. I guess this particular visual spoke to me even 13 years ago.

Well, here’s another one to the pile.

Last piece has a bit of a timeskip! It’s from 2013 ( I was 18yo) and the original post is actually on this blog!

I’ve actually been wanting to redraw this piece anyway, but with my HC of Donnie being really tall, haha. (I keep squinting at Leo and how he turned out very femme in this... Oh well, he/she’s just rocking some transswag)

PHEW! This was fun! Made me feel extremely fond, thinking about how excited my younger selves would be to see these redrawings haha.

Earlier I said I didn’t have any works archived from my old DA account, but surprisingly I had a couple screenshots like this:

Back then (2005-2007 in this case) personal websites were common, including ones dedicated to fandom-content. A Japanese tmnt fan going by Sakan-san also had one called FREAKfreak. (She was also on DA) Her art was gorgeous and I thought she was like the best and coolest tmnt artist ever.

Her webpage had this PAINTchat on it and both Japanese and Western fans would gather there to draw together. Sakan-san would often post the collabs in her gallery afterwards. There were a couple times I was able to join a session with them too, which I was over the moon about! (In the screenshot the bottom right segment was mine lol). It was really cool, that they included a novice artist with extremely broken english amongst them.

Seeing these screenshorts made me remember how much I admired Sakan-san and wanted to draw like her. And then realizing, that now I can✨

Another memorable interaction from that time is when I was chatting with some older fans. By the time I got on DA, my country had only dubbed and aired the first two seasons of the 2003 series. I kept seeing fanart of Leo with his shellscar and got curious. I asked the others where he gets it.

They told me he put dynamite on it.

And then said it’s better if I go watch the episodes myself. Fortunately I was able to find and watch rest of the series after that, haha.

Maybe that’s enough reminiscing for now! Thanks for the company and all the lovely memories TMNT 2003 <3

I hope you all can also keep creating and having fun within this fandom, for years to come! 💙❤️💜🧡💚

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #leonardo #michelangelo #master splinter #raphael #donatello #oroku karai #long post #redraw #old art

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unfriendlyamazon · 21 days

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Creature time! We love Joey as a werewolf, and why wouldn't we? Trying to think of other fun ways to creaturify him. Dragons is also a popular one, given his connection to the Red-Eyes Black Dragon. Dunno if it's because it's Mermay or whatever, been thinking lots about him as a siren. (Which is also funny in the context of kaijou since Kaiba's the one generally seen as more ocean-aligned). Gargoyle!Joey is another fun one that comes to mind! It's basic but it's hard to go wrong when a form gives him wings (and some claws hehe).

Any sort of creature(s) you would like to see Joey depicted as?

*Asks are sent for fun, no pressure to answer within a certain amount of time or at all.

omg thak you for this ask all i've been thinking about is jounouchi in many monster forms. sometimes i think it'd be fun to do a cryptid au where joey is some form of mothman (and honestly i think he's got some things in common with the fresno nightcrawler). i did some light googling for inspo and i know it falls under demon!jou but a hellboy au wouldn't be all bad either and obviously making him some kind of yokai would be a lot of fun...

next to gargoyle joey (which i've not thought of but now might have some fun doing) an orc joey would be very hot. i also don't write enough tentacle fic maybe a dark wizard seto trying to summon some eldricht beast accidentally getting the worst deal for power (ooh that's actually good i might write that one down). i feel like plant monsters get a pass a lot of the time too and there's a looooot of fun that could maybe be had with a nymph!jou or maybe mutation gone wrong and now seto has to care for him...

i think the one that might fit joey best tho is biblically accurate angel... plenty of eyes, wings, shining golden light, seto the non-believer getting on his knee to pray.........

#kaijou #monsterfucker on main #maybe a japanese cryptid with multiple mouths would be good too #that boy loves to bite #i also still have naga or medusa duke on the backburner too #i love a warlock character i love someone cheating for power #which is kind of seto's whole jam so yeah might write some stuff down #i need an ask tag

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teecupangel · 1 year

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Was at work when I had a funny thought, what if Altaïr was corned by templars somewhere no one can see them and just when they were going to kill him a bright flash appears and suddenly Altaïr turns into an Angel, but not the beautiful ones dear no! He turns into the biblically accurate angels so all the templars are scared and confused on what to do because this is an Angel! ...On the other hand he is also an Assassin who they were just about to kill so yeah...

Not sure if he can turn back willingly or something has to happen first but one things certain is people are probably going to find the Angel so they can hear his message or something similar

Altaïr…

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad…

Altaïr “I long for the day when men will turn away from invisible monsters and once more embrace a more rational view of the world” Ibn-La'Ahad…

Altaïr: the only Assassin that is pretty much confirmed as an atheist…

Gets transformed into a biblically accurate angel…

Oh my god, nonny.

I love you and this ask soooo much.

This is the kind of fuckery I am 100% behind with.

I mean, if we make this an Altaïr that has already written this part in the Codex:

I long for the day when men will turn away from invisible monsters and once more embrace a more rational view of the world. But these new religions are so convenient—and promise such terrible punishment should one reject them—I worry that fear shall keep us stuck to what is surely the greatest lie ever told. (Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad's Codex, pg 20)

Which cements him as an atheist by this point in his life…

I’m just imagining how annoyed Altaïr would be because of this.

And! He’d still be stubborn enough to try and explain this without admitting that this was divine intervention in the veins of “can’t say I don’t exist now, can you, bitch?” and be like “No! You don’t exist. This is the power of the Apple!”

Which he might not be totally wrong, all things considered.

Like, if we go for the idea that this is an older Altaïr, that part in the Codex (page 20) is written before page 24 which has this line:

Some day I will have a child—such is the way of our Order.

BUT this after page 16 which talks about the Apple then we can safely assume that page 20 was written after he got the Apple and was able to study it BUT before he had a child.

Which meant this is an Altaïr who is still in the middle of his unpaid vacation leave, on a road trip with Maria so this could be after Maria and Altaïr had a debate about the existence of a divine being and they’re so annoyed with each other’s stubbornness that they took a break by walking out and that’s how Altaïr gets into trouble.

Oh god.

Just imagine Maria seeing him in that form, the grin on her face and Altaïr’s multitude of voices just going “Don’t. Say. Anything.”

Back in the Gray:

“………… Oh.”

“What’s up?”

“………”

“Use your words, Reader. We talked about this.”

“I… may have accidentally… connected with Altaïr.”

“That’s a good thing?”

“And transformed him into an angel.”

“Okay… hey, man, I’m not gonna jud- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???”

“… A… biblically accurate angel?”

“Oh my god. Why does it have so many eyes. Jeeesssuusss.”

(I headcanon that Altaïr’s angel form is the multiple wings with eyes on the feathers type to show his desire to know things as his form of knowledge is usually thru the eyes via books and his Eagle Vision but feel free to choose whichever biblically accurate angel you’d like. :))

#i feel like i know you nonny #is it because i reblogged the biblically accurate pride angels yesterday in my other non-ac blog #anyway #i know desmond isn’t in the ask #but if you go angel #my brain immediately goes ‘desmond ask?’#ask and answer #assassin's creed #altaïr ibn la'ahad #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #oh god i just realized #altaïr would definitely tanya if he was ever isekai'd #he'd definitely annoy the local gods XD #ac characters as biblically accurate angels

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kimberlyannharts · 20 days

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The other day I was thinking about all the issues I had with cosmic fury and I think I was talking about how I think Zayto should have absorbed the energies of the Morphin masters to become the Singular Morphin Master but that led to me coining the phrase “Biblically Accurate Zayto.” All that to say man imagine if that scene happened and Zayto got a full white suit with a multi colored cape and the sections of his visor colored in to resemble stained glass

It is so funny how literally everyone and their mother thought Zayto should have been a White Ranger but Hasbro said no. because of woke

#transmission #anonymous

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isshua · 1 year

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One of my favorite things to do after events in Genshin is to find the various characters scattered across the map and see what they have to say so I don’t miss out on any possible lore drops or whatever, and two pieces of dialogue that really stood out to me were these from Venti, Mona, and Klee. Venti’s little love poem reminds me a lot of how I envision the true form of my Sagau story’s Creator to look like. Caratrice’s true form is a six-winged dragon who’s design is based off of a mixture of Reshiram (my favorite legendary Pokémon) and biblically accurate angels. Her primary colors are white and gold, and Venti mentions both of those colors in his poem. “A shade more ethereal than white/yet more radiant still than gold…” To me, it kinda sounds like he’s writing a love poem to Caratrice, which is sort of funny because I really do see Barbatos being one of the most devoted followers of the Creator. He would 100% write cheesy love poems to any incarnation of the Creator, whether it be my version of them or someone else’s, because he genuinely adores them with all of his heart. Too bad he’s set up to be an antagonist in my story…bummer.

With Klee and Mona, I just thought it was funny that the most common way to refer to the playable characters in my Sagau story is to call them “Vessels” and Klee doesn’t even know what that word means. Who chose this child to be an envoy of the Creator? And where the fuck is her mother??

Ever since I started writing Messianic Aureation I’ve picked up on a lot of things in Genshin that make me feel like the characters are listening to me or can even see what I’m writing. I know they aren’t and it’s just my overactive imagination, but still, part of me can’t help but be afraid that I could be contributing to a case of videogame self awareness lmao.

Btw I will say that I am moderately okay at drawing dragons, so I may attempt to sketch out a rough design of Caratrice’s true form and post it here for people to see. Idk if I’ll ever get around to doing it but if I do look out for it!

#words from the wyrm #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau #genshin impact #windblume festival #genshin event

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mynameisnotsoda · 4 months

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Lore dumping my fnaf au

I just remembered that I inserted myself and my best friend into the au for funsies (you'll notice I do that a lot. This is how cringe I am)

In my first draft I went on a rant abt how much I hated Wilbur's face but after going back to fix it I just needed to add his glasses LMAO. Initially I forgot about the face paint until I stared at my ref LMAO it's supposed to look faded and I think I did a pretty damn good job

Other than that the rest is fine. Erm. I didn't think I'd yap so much about that the actual lore is below the cut lawl

This is Maya!!!! (she/they) she's the mechanic in the pizzaplex, is addicted to caffeine, and is my bestest friend !!!!!! In the au we live together and also work at the same place that's so funny ‼️‼️

They usually work the night shift but if there needs to be emergency repairs during the day they're always on call for that. Nights usually consist of checkups and clean up of the animatronics and androids (will get into that later).

Clearly, I have a favorite, so he's also my favorite in the au itself LMAO cSoda works in the daycare but often leaves to bother the animatronics ☝️☝️‼️‼️

the daycare has an art station so that's where they work, they also help clean up and watch over the kids with the daycare androids !!! Who are *drumroll* Mumbo and Grian !!!!

(I forgot the makeup in this doodle,, and apparently the white stripe on the red part of the dress uggghh) the daycare androids are supposed to be more human looking to not scare the little kids, but cartoony (and tall) enough to differentiate from the human coworker. I like to imagine their faces are rly simple bc they're LED screens with projected expressions to make emotions n stuff. Plus I wanted to keep their faces similar to their skins with an in universe reason for it pfsjshgdhdh

Tumblr keeps bugging out every time I wanna post and it's DRIVING ME INSANE !!!! half this post got deleted and I'm SO MAD ABOUT IT but anyway here's the refs I made like 2 years ago. Their designs haven't changed since I made them so I probably won't remake them unless I start hating my old art enough LMAO

The canon heights I never wrote down so here they are: Ranboo 8'0, Wilbur 7'2, Maya 5'4, I'm 5'7, Grian 7'0, Mumbo 8'0, James 7'0, Tommy 6'6, Jimmy 5'5 and Schlatt wasnt in the AU at the time but he's 6'4

I didnt really make this au for anything except silly scenarios and because making the designs were fun pFF ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION Sneeg is dj music man !!!! I never got around to drawing him before since I just figured out recently I wanted him to be dj music man so yeah !!

I know this isn't that much of a lore dump but I think I got all my thoughts out for now lawl everything will be under the animatronicfication au tag :v

I have GOT to draw Wilbur the way I used to. The biblically accurate animatronic eyes do NOT look good in my art style 😭😭 also I just noticed I basically painted the same thing into my sketchbook wtf I completely forgot about this doodle until I found it after digging for au art 🤯🤯

#animatronicfication au #bursona #animatronic wilbur #fnaf au #mcyt au #fnaf security breach #this au is so old i think i made it in 2021 #it started out with just mumbo and grain and now look at it #not even my favorite mcyters just like.. creators i like that seemed to fit #although a few of them ARE my favorites

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 2 years

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Just thought of a angsty idea that can get a happy ending if therapy enters the chat

So, y/n and Ajax are childhood friends and both end up falling into the abyss. But during their stay there, both get very tense and anxious over their situation and during one of their conversations end up becoming a full on argument and Ajax end up saying something very hurtful, that being about y/n's younger adoptive sibling that died in their arms when they got lost in the woods about 2 years prior, and y/n is feeling so betrayed by this bc Ajax is the only person that believed them and hearing this just destroyed them. So, they leave Ajax and go train by themselves and they never came back.

Many years later Childe still thinks about that day and believes y/n died bc of him, but he starts being suspicious of the person that accompany the traveler and paimon, they wear a hood over their head to hide their face, and seems oddly hostile towards him and when they speak they have this inhumane low growl, and his suspicions are proven correct when during the fight in the golden house and he becomes foul legacy and makes the ground break, when he's about to attack the traveler another abyss beast attacks him viciously and he soon realizes that the person accompaning the traveler and the beast in front of him is y/n.

(also side note, i Invision abyss beast y/n as this really tall monster that is based off one of those biblically accurate angel)

*sips tea* your brain is huge and amazing my dear >:))

what if... now hear me out- the moment he realizes it's you, it's really you, and after the initial shock, he doesn't attack or try to fight back. no, instead he swoops in and hugs you, Abyssal form and all. he hugs you tightly, shaking and whining, and you struggle in his grip, eventually striking his shoulder with your claws and throwing him off. you simply hiss when he reaches out to you, motioning for the Traveler to run before following suit with one final glare to Childe. Foul Legacy slumps to the floor, whimpering desperately for you to come back until Childe finally takes control again- he must finish his duties to the Fatui, no matter how much his heart aches

the next time he sees you is in Northland Bank, beside the Traveler. you're back in your more human form, not saying a word as Zhongli gives his gnosis to Signora and departs, and when the Traveler turns to confront the Eleventh Harbinger he pays them almost no attention, focusing on you. if it were anyone else, they'd get whiplash from how quickly his voice dropped to being soft and full of remorse, eyes shining with tears as he's suddenly Ajax again- not Childe, not Tartaglia, just Ajax. you remain silent and stoic through all his questions, until he finally takes your hand- has he always been this gentle?- and pleads to come with you. he can be helpful- he can protect you and the Traveler! who cares about the Fatui, he and Foul Legacy will go wherever you go, because Ajax knows how your own heart was bruised and stitched back together and he wants to make it up so, so badly

you almost flinch back- you're scared by this soft, gentle side of him that you were sure didn't exist- but somehow you hear what sounds like a deep, sweet purr in your mind, and your nerves cool and settle. it's the Traveler who ultimately decides, striding up to Childe and pointing their sword at his neck, saying if he tries any funny business they won't hesitate to kill him right then and there

you flex your clawed hands and nod. you can help- your talons are very sharp after all, even if your heart is decidedly not

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #i've decided that the traveler has become your friend and is protective over you #traveler wants to protect their friend!!! traveler does not want you to feel sad!!!#childe is also very soft around you. knows he was in the wrong and really really wants to fix it #but you've built up your walls so much it's gonna be an effort #luckily he's willing to put that effort in <33 #short scenario #other's stuff #also you and foul legacy can communicate ehe

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thewertsearch · 2 years

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GC: WHATS AN ANGEL TA: some terrible mythical demon. TA: with these awful feathery wings. GC: YIKES TA: paradox space uses them two usher in the end.

That sounds... ominous. We have a couple of characters with ‘feathery wings’ in the comic - such as Davesprite, and everyone derived from his kernel - but none of them are particularly demonic. I hope this doesn’t make Davesprite an ill omen - that’s the last thing his psyche needs.

I wonder which kind of angel Sollux is talking about? His revulsion makes sense if it’s those biblically-accurate fuckers, but it would also be pretty funny if trolls just thought normal angels were ‘terrible looking’.

Sollux seems particularly grossed out by the wings - the most normal feature of any angel - so that might actually be what’s going on.

GC: HOW DOES IT KNOW WHAT ANGEL TO USE... ........ TA: huh?? GC: >:?

>:?

This was always a particularly funny line in SBaHJ. Earth isn’t even supposed to exist yet, so Terezi shouldn’t be able to make this reference.

Maybe Dave is going to put his comics on a server in the Furthest Ring, the same way Rose uploaded her own proudest creation. Since it’s in the Incipisphere, it’d be ‘temporally dislocated’, and Terezi could read it before it was written.

TA: we will all die but most especially me, end of story. [...] GC: DONT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT HOW CAN YOU BE TOTALLY SURE ABOUT ALL THAT? GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW SOME OF THE REAL VISIONS YOURE HAVING ARENT GETTING KIND OF TANGLED UP WITH UHHH GC: SORT OF THE WAY YOU ARE ABOUT YOURSELF

Jade was sure ‘everything was going to be ok’, because she’s an optimist. Sollux seems to be the opposite, so things might be getting distorted in the other direction.

We know that these prophesized ‘deaths’ are most likely referring to the deaths of the troll dream selves, and Sollux - who doesn’t know much about Sburb yet - might not have realized that they all have extra lives. Hell, even if some of them do die for real, there’s time travel and Kernelsprites to bring them back.

In a world like Homestuck, things are very rarely hopeless.

TA: seriously talk two aa she will corroborate everything. TA: you and she are pretty tight arent you? GC: NOT REALLY ANYMORE GC: SHE USED TO BE A LOT OF FUN GC: BUT NOW TALKING TO HER, I DONT KNOW GC: IT JUST SOMEHOW ALWAYS MAKES ME SAD >:[

We saw her earlier, and she didn’t look good.

I think Terezi can tell, just from their text conversations, that something is very, very wrong.

I’ll admit that editing out their quirks makes you miss cute moments like this, where they playfully swap them.

Trolls sure are weird, but most of them do seem to like each other, once you strip away the pretense. I wonder what it looks like when two trolls genuinely hate each other’s guts.

#2082 #homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5 #s6

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