Driving Headcanons - The Berserkers
Exactly what it says on the tin
Claude - Can’t drive and never learned how. He has Snow to chauffeur him around everywhere, after all. If you put him in front of a steering wheel, he’s more likely to back into the building than get anywhere.
Snow - Can drive and does so often. Mostly drives Claude around, but he also drives other people if need be. Has a license to drive a normal car, a limo, a truck, and even a forklift. No one knows how he finds the time to get all those licenses.
Macan - You must be out of your damn mind to think this guy can get anywhere near a steering wheel. Has once went with Nomad to go get a license, neglected to tell Nomad (or anyone) that he has no experience driving, and promptly totaled the car, which Nomad got billed with.
Cthugha - You know how Spongebob does fine on test, but absolutely loses it in front of the wheel? That’s Cthugha. He once tried to get a license, but the stress of it all freaked him out, he blew up, and the driving instructor nearly died. Normally driven around by Adnvari.
Oniwaka - Can drive, but doesn’t have a license. Or well, he does have licenses, but none of them are his. He just has a bunch lying around from all the wallets he stole. Not that they’d really help him if he ever got pulled over, but he’s a reasonably good driver, so he doesn’t really get stopped.
Ikutoshi - A child.
Pollux - Can drive, but he doesn’t own a car, so he’s not that useful. A rather normal and standard driver, if not a little prone to going a little over the speeding limit. Actually enjoys driving, so he’s saving up Guild wages to get a car eventually.
Bathym - Had a car, but that got impounded when he got in trouble for speeding. Doesn’t really care, since he didn’t really drive too much, and he can always just get a ride from someone else. Which is valid enough, I suppose.
Horkeu Kamui - Does in fact have a car, and is a really good driver, but a little cautious. Keeps snacks in the glove department and willing to help others learn and chauffeur them around, whenever he’s not training in the mountains or whatever the fuck he does.
Taurus Mask - Almost old enough to get his license. Does have a learner’s permit and is practicing with Horkeu Kamui. Is reasonably good at it, but prone to freaking out on freeways.
Garmr - Currently the center of a legal case deciding on how animalistic a transient can be before they can’t get a license.
Nomad - A match for Snow in terms of how many licenses he has, but he mostly drives the motorcycle, which he on occasion gives people rides. However, if Nomad’s going to give you a ride he is going to make you order him as an Uber, unless you’re a friend or Macan.
Andvari - Can drive and is reasonably good at it. In fact, runs a driver’s ed-school alongside his countless other ventures. Most of those who learn to drive at Ikebukuro end up going through him.
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Daminette December 2023:30-Save Some for Me
Many people of the Justice League were summoned for a mission. Some were hiding in the shadows, others were stuck as civilians. Everything was going fine in the mission until Damian Wayne was suddenly thrown into building. That was the day he learned his two sunshine would go to hell for him.
Damian lay aginst the building. His vision was foggy, at best.
'Concussion. Labored breathing; likely a broken rib or two.'
He hadn't noticed people had started running away and were screaming. He hadn't even noticed Jon and Marinette calling his name until they got to his side.
'Hearing impairment.'
"Don't touch him!" Jon shouted, "He has some broken bones and some bad bruising."
"Concussion. Hearing impairment. Labored breathing." Damian whispered out, "Tired."
" Stay awake. I'll get a medic as fast as I can." Jon remarked, "I'm staying with you. I'll protect you from any more damage."
'That's good. His body can shield me from anymore debris or if there's any bullets.'
Damian felt wet drops fall on him.
'Rain?'
It wasn't until he heard the sob that he realized it was Marinette.
"Angel. I will be fine." he spoke.
He saw her hand turn into a fist and drop her precious earrings into her purse. She shoved it into Jon's arm.
"Marinette?" Jon asked.
He saw Marinette place a small ring on her hand.
"Claws out." she snarled.
Before his eyes, his angel looked like a small version of Selina in her CatWoman outfit. Her hair had turned jet black and was tied in a long braid down to her ankles. Her suit was now black. She was wearing thigh high heels with a green sash wrapped around her waist. Her hands had turned claws. She no wore a black domino mask the looked like his own robin mask and upon her head, were a pair of cat ear, trimmed with green. Then, she was gone.
"You might want to make sure Angel doesn’t kill anyone." Damian spoke, before passing out with a smile.
Jon turned to see Marinette lunging at people and blood splattering everywhere. It reminded him of watching his best friend train with his swords.
'Oh, shit! There's two of them!'
Jon quickly rushed away and grabbed ahold of her, locking her arms. She still managed to move with him holding her.
'I was wrong. She's scarier!'
The Bats quickly rounded everyone up as the rest of the Justice League avoided Ladybug, now turned Cat. She was hissing and clawing, trying to get away from Superboy. He had scratches on him from holding her back and was bleeding. Superman quickly rushed over and knocked her out. Superboy huffed and handed her over to Batman.
"Your son's girlfriend is just as deadly as he is." he huffed.
Plagg released himself from the ring.
"Do you have any cheese?" he questioned.
"What?" replied Superman.
"Another alien?" asked Green Lantern.
"Rude." Plagg answered, "I am the God of Destruction."
"Yep. That fits the bill." Red Hood responded, "Demon Spawn dating a person of destruction."
"Oh, you have it all wrong." Plagg declared "She only used me because she was pissed and you should be grateful, she did."
"She killed ten people." Batman spoke.
The kwami shrugged, "Could have been worse."
"How?" asked Nightwing.
"She could have been weilding her usual, my other half: Tikki, the Goddess of Creation. She created the universe." Plagg explained, enthusiastically, "When she gets pissed, she creates weapons of mass destruction. Instead of ten people, it could have been half the planet."
All the heroes looked at Marinette unconscious in Batman's arms.
"Who's the bad one now?" Plagg smirked, "At least she didn't used Kalki. Could have just teleported them over a volcano or a pit of death."
"So, do you have cheese?" Plagg asked again.
Jon was quick to warn the medical team about Damian's injuries and the extent of them, as he was placed on a stretcher.
"Ah, Loverboy." Plagg declared.
The Kwami of Destruction tapped on the downed Robin and let the green aura wash over him.
"Is that-?" Tim shouted.
"My magic." Plagg stated, absorbing it, "Seems he has a lot of it in him. Not as goo as cheese, but it helps. I'll talk to the bug and she can give my ring to him, for awhile. I should be able to absorb the rest. Same with Helmet Head."
"Really?" questioned Red Hood."
Plagg nodded, "Yep."
"Are you perhaps talking about the Lazarus Pits magic?" Batman asked.
"I don’t know what you people call it now, but that is our magic." Plagg explained, "Someone wished for it so we made it. It's why she works so hard to makes sure it doesn’t happen."
Red Hood shook his head, "They're a perfect match."
"Huh?" asked Wonder Woman.
"Demon Spawn and his 'Angel'. We all know if Batsy, here, wasn't around, he'd be leaving Gotham painted red. Hid girlfriend is the same way, if he gets hurt. You can't honestly tell me if she got hurt, he'd go back to being an assassin." he explained.
The Justice League loked between the unconcious couple.
"I say it's Batman's problem, now." Green Lantern stated, "His kid and future daughter-in-law."
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