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A wonderful performance

[Hey, it’s a smut]

[Disclaimer, I wrote a fair share of this before 4.3 so it’s been reconstructed quite a bit. Spare me.]

“The grass is always greener on the other side” is a well known phrase put to test in many plays, movies, and of course, life. Furina had witnessed this truth many times over the centuries but she never thought it would rear its head as she was granted her new lease on life. At last she had been granted a chance at peace, simplicity, freedom, and way off stage. These were all things that brought a sense of ease to a wary mind that she did not take for granted. However, not even she expected to breathe a sigh of relief upon being granted a Vision. Maybe it was because she felt a lack of power her entire life? Whatever the reason, excitement stirred in her chest under the pale moonlight as she stood on the shore line using her gift to have a certain sway over the low tide. Divinity was something Furina didn’t care for and she was sure gaining mastery over her abilities would open more peculiar doors rather than a path of peace; yet that didn’t terrify her. Rather, Furina felt relief in knowing if she chose to stand on stage and greet the audience with another spectacle, it just might be possible. The humor heart is indeed a fickle thing.

“I’ve truly lost my mind.” She chuckled under her breath, forming a seashell out of hydro.

“That’s pretty.” Called out a familiar voice.

Furina’s broken concentration brought her creation splashed onto the sand. She looked to her right to see none other than Aether walking over, soaked head to toe. “Night swimming are we? Will wonders never cease?”

“Sorta? I was helping someone looking for something as well as collecting a few resources.”

“For your sake I hope it wasn’t crustaceans. Only a few are allowed to the public in this area during this time of season. I doubt you have the list memorized.”

“Pfft, is that so?” He laughed, until he saw Furina stare with unblinking eyes. “Wait, that’s an actual law!?”

“I am going to pretend you found some old mechanical tools and played with the otters.”

“I mean…that also did in fact happen.” He got closer to the girl before sitting on the white sandy beach. “Anyway, what brings you out here in the dead of night? Looks like you’re training.”

“Training? Ha!” Furina snapped her fingers and her honored guests appeared, running around to play while Furina crossed her legs and sat on a bubble she made. “I’m reveling in my new found strength.” She boasted happily, summoning a wheel that held different desserts.

Aether still couldn’t believe how effortless Furina made that look. “Wow, you already found multiple ways to use hydro.”

“The power of water is the ability to take any shape after all. I can even walk across it. Wouldn’t want to go around drenched all the time now would we?” She teased.

“It’s not that bad. Though I probably should’ve brought a towel to-” before he could even finish, Furina took all of the moisture out of his clothes while eating a piece of cake. “Huh…you sure you’re not somehow still an Oceanid or something?”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” Although, his question did make her look at her hands as well as examine the beautiful deep blue gem that made this all possible. “…It’s always said Visions are a blessing, a favor from the gods. I wouldn’t really know but… maybe it only makes sense I’m naturally adept at this. It’s a strange feeling. Mirror-me didn’t really teach me a lot and at the same time it feels like it would’ve been redundant.”

“Do you somehow feel closer to her now?”

“In a sense, I suppose so. I can’t really say how that feels. It simply is what it is. Fate is odd like that. Either way, I intend to express all of me. Even if I don’t exactly understand yet what that means for me.” Furina looked at the ocean. “To think after everything I can still find peace at this sight.”

“I’m sure many others feel the exact same conflicting feeling.”

“Fontainian’s and their homeland. We’re certainly a colorful group of people.” She smiled. “Although it would be wonderful if we could be a little less observant. It took entirely too much effort to sneak over here. I even ran into Clorinde during a shift change apparently. Fortunately we remain pleasant towards one another. I do hope she takes the night off like I suggested.”

“Hold on. Sneaking? Why were you sneaking around? There’s no curfew. Though I do imagine most normal people are in bed by now.”

“I don’t think that last sentence was necessary.” She scoffed. “Need I remind you that you’re here as well?”

“Don’t try and get around the question.”

“Ugh, it’s nothing, honest. I just…would rather not bump into many people. After all…Poisson isn’t the only place resentment lingers.” Furina’s bubble popped, causing her to land on the sand as she deflated. “Not that I can blame them.”

“Things like these take time. A lot has happened. It’ll take a while to process.”

“I might know that better than most. I doubt I've truly come to terms with even half of what I feel inside. Regardless, I’m not looking or expecting forgiveness. Their animosity is completely warranted. I could only treat symptoms to what was a long and threatening illness, I. The grand scheme of things that is.”

Aether scrunched his face. He couldn’t exactly call himself the biggest optimist in general or when it came to the prophecy. Even so… “I think you’re not giving yourself enough credit. In fact, neither did I. Be it your powers or lack thereof, you’re very quick to learn and adapt. Not to mention resilient. I’m sorry if it ever came across that I underestimated you.”

Furina felt her cheeks gain a little warmth. Here she was saying she didn’t need apologies or forgiveness, yet hearing it from Aether did nicely for her guilty heart. Not to mention the genuine praise of her capabilities. “Thank you, but really, there’s no need. If I was underestimated then that only means I did my job well, right? I never wanted anyone to see me worry or anything of the sort. It would’ve only brought them closer behind the curtain meant to be shut. I won’t say it wasn’t frustrating; no, I could never say that. Also, if you ask me, not being able to do more because I lacked the power to is a poor excuse. I wish I could have saved more people if anything.”

Aether could see the deep regret in her tired expression, born not from lack of trying, but from the fact her best was all she had. Aether wished he could properly disagree, but he knows the sting of wishing to be better well.

“Furina…”

“Heh, sorry.” She shook away the negative thoughts. “I didn’t mean to make this conversation heavy. I should try following Navia’s example more. Moving on is nearly impossible if all you do is bring up the past. Fontaine is in safer hands now.”

“They’ve always been.” He said with a stern voice that caught Furina’s attention. “We might not be able to do everything we wish we could, but that doesn’t mean you were lacking or inadequate. Earlier today I heard someone thank their blessings by giving gratitude to the Hydro Archon; another person said your name fondly in regards to this nation’s safety. Some even went as far as to call you Focalor.”

“Wh-What!? The news by now has had to have circulated even to the other lands about…you know…”

“My point exactly. You’re tired and down on yourself. I get that. Still, I hope you know for many people, real or not, you were their Hydro Archon for 500 years and held your responsibilities right to the very end. When that title is invoked many will think of you, and if you were to ask them me, I’d tell you that’s earned. I hope you can find comfort in that somehow.”

Furina didn’t understand why this shocked as much as it did. If anything, she was always highly aware of the feelings her, or rather, Fontaine’s people held. If she weren’t honest with herself, though the role she played brought unimaginable grief, she held zero regret in her choice or could say there was absolutely no joy over the centuries. Even the saddest of tragedies had their glimmer of light. If they didn’t, how would the character, performer, or audience truly understand what was tragic about it all?

“You know something? I think you might actually make for a good attorney. Not only do you bring sound reasoning consistently, but somehow you always seem to sway what’s in a person’s heart.”

Aether couldn’t help but laugh off the thought awkwardly. “Thanks for the compliment, but I'm honestly a nervous wreck every time I was in those stands. Don’t think I have the stomach for it all that much. Speaking of which…” he trailed off.

“Ah… is this the part where you want to apologize for nearly getting me killed?” Furina said quickly and with the utmost bluntness.

“That…was no one’s plan. I’m the slightest I might add.”

“Mmhmm, buuuut it certainly happened. There’s a suspended death sentence in my name inside some filing cabinet. That exists now.” She teased further, poking his arm with faux aggression. “As I said earlier, there’s no need to apologize for those things. I can see that I didn’t make things easy and how everyone, including myself, did all we could with what we understood. It wouldn’t make sense to hold that against any of you. However…I won’t lie and say I didn’t feel…blindsided.”

She said it nicely, but Aether remembered the hurt that riddled her eyes in the moment she realized she was lured into a trap.

“You’re right.” He said, turning away from her gaze to look at anything across the water. “I still wanted to say I’m sorry. It’s just that…”

He grew silent. Furina could understand but was still rather annoyed how now he was the one making things heavy and looking back! “Just what? Out with it already.” She crossed her arms.

“…I never wanted to make you cry.”

The rolling waves filled the space between them as they both let his words hang in the air. Furina could see the tips of his ears become stricken with red while she felt a flutter in her chest. Of all things that happened that day, she would’ve never guessed that’s what he was going to say.

“I…” she sighed. Damnit! You would think at this point she could handle curveball situations like this as quickly and easily as breathing. Furina took a deep exhale before breathing in composure, displaying a smile he couldn’t see and summoning bravado. “What an interesting thing to say. Let’s be honest with ourselves. It’s not as if you made me cry. Saying so would be taking credit from hundreds of other reasons I often want to cry about. It just so happened that day the scales tipped! Also…” her became more earnest, “Fate said I was going to weep. So please, don’t feel bad. Okay?”

Aether turned back around to see Furina showing off a smile that said “it’s fine.” Aether smiled back. “Someone is certainly more expressive.”

“I am an actress! It’s my duty to convey my feelings with my glance and every movement!” She said proudly.

“It’s a little confusing though when you look fed up yet clearly give longing looks, Madame Focalor.” He said with a cheeky grin.

Her face flared red. Furina would’ve thought her ears had grown weary of that name; yet hearing his lips say it was….“I-I have done no such thing! You’re simply awful at reading people! And don’t call me that so casually! More importantly, are you saying your gaze is so fixed on me to the point of pondering my feelings about trivial things?”

“So those glances are trivial?” He teases. “You wound me.”

“So you do want them to be longing? Ah ha!” She pointed, watching him play off the accusation with an eye roll. “Roll your eyes all you like. It’s not like I can blame fleeting flights of fancy. I still am Fontaine’s biggest celebrity!” She stands up proudly.

Aether begins clapping in a way that could only be described as petty. Furina couldn’t believe even after all of this, admitting he might have a certain fondness for her was beyond him. Meanwhile, the young man was glad to see her look more energetic. It would seem like the chip on her shoulder wasn’t all an act. It was definitely amusing and nice, if not a little tiring at times. Furina de Fontaine in a nutshell.

The air between them began to feel more playful and rather mischievous as Furina gave a smirk, taking this man by the hands and pulling him up to his feet.

“What’s all this about?”

“I figured you’ve done nothing but grill my authenticity while you play coy. Admittedly your acting is fine but I hardly say that role suits you. All this time I’ve barely seen anything that constitutes your praise as an adventure.”

“What!? I helped save Fontaine! It’s not my fault you weren’t around for the one huge battle!”

“Excuses. That’s all I hear from you. You’re definitely cunning and quick witted, but I’m strangely unconvinced; so if you’re going to keep your eyes on me, might as well put them to the test along with a few other skills.” Furina puts her hat on Aether and tilts it down just over his eyes. “Hold it just like that and count to 70. No cheating now.”

Aether holds the hat like she says. “And when I’m done?”

“You’re a renowned traveler who’s been here for a while haven’t you? Let’s see just how well you know your way around this kingdom. Start counting.”

He could hear her sprint off swiftly. In a matter of seconds, all he could hear was the waves. Furina sure could move when she wanted to. Aether laughed as he continued to count mentally. As he hit 70, he removed the hat from his face and immediately noticed the water stole her footprints aside from the ones immediately next to him.

“Well played Furina. Well played…”

xxxxx

Skipping, giggling and sneaking about, Furina happily moved around her beloved territory. Skilled or not, Aether was in her domain. The likelihood of him even knowing the patrol of the Gardes was incredibly low.

“I do hope he makes this interesting for me.” She hummed, heading west from the main plaza.

“Psssst!” Hissed a few streets away.

Furina whipped her head around and gasped, spotting the blonde sitting at a table with a smug smile. How did he get here so quickly!? It had to be luck, right? Her answer came as he casually pointed to his shoes. Furina looked down at her own and noticed not all of the sand had abandoned the soles.

“Ah…..” Furina looked back up, gave a sheepish shrug, then immediately took off sprinting around the corner.

“Guess we’re doing tag rules then.”

Aether got up with her hat in hand before giving chase. She really was quick on her feet. He barely saw a flash of blue fabric float by as he turned the corner himself. Deeper and deeper he went into Fontaine’s alleyways; going under aquabus bridges and slipping through a side path he’s never noticed. Unlike the other places he’s visited, Fontaine’s major city somehow managed to feel dense one moment then open space the next. The chase was harder than he expected. Furina seemed to slip past every stacked box and promotional sign like a street cat. Clearly this was a path well traversed by her. It was probably how someone with her level of fame managed to slip away from unfavorable situations.

Furina casually ducked between a gap in a fence and around the back of a bakery to find herself one of the most out of the way and peaceful spots in Fontaine. It was a pretty little alleyway; hardly was there any foot traffic during the busiest days. Almost makes her wonder if her people notice it. This precious little space might as well not exist. Furina was convinced some criminal at least had to know about it, but no. This was easily her favorite little hiding hole away from prying eyes.

She put her back against the brick wall and caught her breath. Next time she’ll remember to check her shoes. She had planned to get here a little more eloquently. Oh well. She looked back the way she came, as well as down the path that would lead back to the main streets. No sign of her pursuer.

Did he double back? That was a possibility, but Furina definitely heard his steps hot on her heels for some time. “No way I actually gave him the slip.” She whispered to herself.

“Perish the thought.” He responded.

Furina’s hat fell right onto her head. Her gaze looked towards the sky to see him look down from the roof. With a single hop, he descended and landed right in front of her before she could think about slipping away. Aether put his hands on either side of her and smirked.

“That’s the game. Convinced of my skills now?”

“Quite a lot of effort you put into this. All I’m convinced of is how you can’t stand not having your eyes on me.” Furina playfully wrapped her right hand around his white scarf. It was softer than it looked. “I typically find this level of dedication from my friends a nuisance. I hope you understand that?”

“So I’m a fan now?”

“Aren’t you?”

“I might be. You are definitely talented. I’d see another show.”

“Heh, I rest my case then.” She may have been exaggerating before but now that he was this close… “I can’t be mad about eyes that are this pretty watching me.”

“Like you could be mad at all. Are we still acting like you didn’t lead me here?”

“Is that so~ An interesting accusation.”

“Well I can’t be a fan of Furina de Fontaine if I couldn’t claim to understand her even just a little bit. She’s smarter than she leads on; always thinking about her next move to get what she wants because how could she not? It’s who she is. So, Furina, go ahead. Take what you want~”

She tried remaining resolute in their face off. At this point however, Furina grew intolerant of theatrics; especially when his were so thinly veiled. Even so, she had to admit his commitment to it was something she couldn’t help but stubbornly adore. “I swear…you are so…” Furina didn’t even bother finishing her words.

She wrapped her hand further, pulling Aether down into a feverish kiss neither could resist any longer. Furina invited the boy's eager tongue to slip in between her lips while his right hand grabbed her by the waist and pressed her body up against him. Her left arm draped over his shoulder then folded in to keep his lips right where she wanted. Not that he had thoughts of leaving. Aether leaned deeply into the kiss, fully exploring her so-called, “prideful mouth.” Although right now, the only thing escaping from it were the moans he stole from her.

They savored every second of their growing passion in the secluded alleyway until Furina released him at least. Their chests heaved, desperately taking air as the two of them stared at each other’s reddened faces. She could feel his growing excitement press against her stomach and couldn’t help but smirk.

Her bewitching eyes glowed a faint blue that Aether couldn’t help but drown in. Furina’s hands began moving again, slowly trailing down his chest, then his stomach, and finally stopping at his hips as her fingers tugged on his waistband.

“Isn’t public indecency a crime?”

“I won’t tell if you won’t.” Her voice hummed with a playful hunger that reached her smile. Though it seemed Aether wasn’t letting her have free reign entirely. His right hand took both of her wrists and she let out a small gasp as he put them overhead against the wall. “Scared of getting caught?” She teased, trying to sound unbothered.

“Not exactly, but am I not worthy of your chambers?”

“Ha! And you claim I’m not the honest one? How can a I grant a plea if you’re not clear~” Furina kept her eyes on his. She used her right leg to press against the outside of his left, rubbing up against it teasingly so. His face said everything, but Furina wanted his words. “Go on, speak your mind.”

Aether gladly spoke his mind, but not before keeping Furina in check. He had no problem expressing his desires, but he wasn’t about to let her ego grow so easily. Furina remained unblinking as he removed his left glove with his teeth before dropping it. Aether found his way to her soft and cool torso, dipping lower into her shorts. The actress’s blush only grew along with her sultry smile when he reached wet, warm lips that his fingers slowly massaged.

Furina let out a quiet sigh as the adventurer slipped into her and started curling two fingers to the point her hips jutted out and her teeth sunk into her bottom lip.

“Mmm~”

“We’ve danced around too long to get to this point.” Aether leaned into Furina’s ear. “I want to savor you, so let’s take this behind closed doors; my dear Madam Focalor.”

Such a lovely little act. “That can be arranged.” She let his face back up just a little before stealing his lips. Again, his tongue was greeted by hers; only this time her hips were way more involved in their passion. Furina didn’t even try to free her wrists from his grasp. He was getting so forceful with her body. So…possessive. It was becoming a bit of a struggle to do anything besides listen, and despite her pride, Furina was finding bliss. Aether didn’t stop stirring her insides as he started to ravish her neck. Furina would’ve been done for if it wasn’t for Aether suddenly stopping the moment her knees began buckling. His fingers left her body but she quickly grabbed the lustful hand, catching Aether by surprise. She wouldn’t be put on the back foot completely.

“Shall we get going?” Furina said, guiding his hand to her face. She looked right at him with intense eyes as wrapped her lips around the two soaked digits, licking them clean. Furina left no space between them. Even if he tried to downplay the emotions on his face, the hot throbbing that poked her lower body told all of the blonde’s secrets. “I wouldn’t blame you however, if you needed just a moment of clarity before we made the trip.” Just how long could the boy endure? Furina was eager to find out. She snaked his hand around her throat to make him even more flustered, but was caught off guard to feel his grip tighten just enough for her to realize. Another gasp left her; and Aether leaned in real close.

“Lower your shorts.”

A victory for Furina, although just like always, she had put herself in a position where backing down wasn’t an option. She pulled down her shorts to her knees, allowing the chill air to greet her body while her hands were already pulling down Aether’s pants until she felt his erection spring out and tap her inner thigh. Thank goodness it was dark. It was the only thing hiding just how comically red her cheeks have gotten. Her digits ran along its length, memorizing its shape as she made it slick with a mixture of their arousal and a bit of hydro. His free hand found her butt and made her smirk even more apparent as she felt him squeeze.

“Guess you couldn’t wait after all?”

“Hush.” He groaned.

Air filled Furina’s lungs as she felt Aether push into her. Her playful gaze left as her eyes became wide from the intrusion that commanded her body to hold it tightly. “Oooh my~” Furina grabbed his face and pulled him into another tongue war as Aether rolled his hips into hers. “Mmph!!” Every thrust stole a moan. His hold on her neck remained steady while her waist was kept firmly in place for him to gouge out her insides.

Aether’s grunts matched her feverish panting she snuck in between breaths. How’d he allow her to rile him up so easily? It was as if he was spellbound, burdened with a thirst only she could quench and a desire to shut Furina up. Neither wanted to lose this little game of theirs, but Aether could barely think straight, feeling just how tight her walls are. Not to mention how wet and warm the girl was. If it wasn’t for the smacking of their make out session, the leading noise in this alleyway would be the sound of her pussy swallowing him up. The harder he thrusts, the more Furina sucked on his tongue. She moved her hands around the back of his head in fear of the pleasure causing her to squeeze his face too hard. What was meant to be a bit of foreplay had turned into full blown fucking.

“Anghn, like that~” her voice trembled. “Just like that.” Her body yielded to his movements as his cock dug into a sweet spot repeatedly. In this moment Aether could make her throw her pride aside as long as she got to cum. Every pump felt so heavy and wanting of her body. No person could deny such ecstasy. Not even a god. Furina pried her lips away from Aether’s for her own sanity. “H-Hey…you can cum.. whenever y’know?” Praying he’d leave her with the ability to walk at least.

The strength in her voice waned but Aether found it endearing. He let go of her throat and let her head rest over his shoulder; partly for his own benefit. They both may have started off too strongly. Aether gave several more thrusts before forcing himself to pull out. It was so sudden that Furina’s legs nearly gave out.

“C-Careful!” She trembled. Furina looked down at the unruly appendage that stirred her, watching it spill its seed. “Now, now, evidence is the last thing we need to leave.” She pointed at the mess and washed it away with a stream of hydro before going a little limp on top of the boy.

Aether let out a chuckle. “That’s certainly handy. You okay?”

“Better shape than you. Though a small break is much deserved for your efforts.” She said, sinking into the wall as if it was some luxury mattress.

“Heh, why thank you.”

Both of them found their antics a little ridiculous yet oh so fun at this point. Furina had half a mind to pull the blonde in for another kiss when suddenly, a rumbling trash can startled them stiff. Aether quickly clothed himself and covered Furina from any prying eyes. Their quick maneuvering was in vain however. The trash fell over and out from behind it was a simple cat running off.

Thankful for the outcome but now on edge, Furina realized perhaps Aether had a point. She had no idea how she would’ve explained this to a Garde. “Let’s move this performance to my chambers.” She whispered.

xxxxxx

“ Anyone could say what they want about Furina, but they can’t say she isn’t entertaining.” Those words were always echoed by the people of Fontaine. Aether had to admit every day understood those words more and more. Beyond entertaining however, Furina was surprisingly cunning in unpredictable ways. It made sense for a ruler, former or otherwise, to know their kingdom, but for her to lead Aether all the way to her abode unseen through the quietest Fontainian streets was rather impressive indeed.

“You know you’re quite mischievous when you want to be.”

“It’s my personal spice of life. Everything deserves a little twist.” She took him by the scarf again and walked backwards into her room. By the time the door clicked, Furina was already feeling him up once more as they kissed against it. Frankly it was amazing they kept their hands off each other long enough to get here. It would appear Aether had recovered from their brief but wonderful moment of bliss. Good. Furina wasn’t done with him yet.

Aether felt her hands mess with her shirt and helped her out by raising his arms to quickly discard it. Furina continued to guide him by the lips further into the room then playfully pushed him onto her extravagant bed laced with the finest blue silk sheets which had to be one of coziest mattresses he’s ever felt.

“Wow. Can we just skip to the part where we sound asleep?” He looked down to see the woman already fishing his erection out from his pants. “Guess that’s a n- ngh~”

Music to Furina’s ears. She figured giving the boy a taste would silence his cute banter. Right now she was far more interested in the blush on his face spreading. As capable of a warrior Aether was, Furina was surprised to learn just how passive he could be. Once again she found her gaze fixated on his flickering eyes as she took him down to the back of her throat; she even went as far to moan, sending vibrations through his body that made his hips rise.

“Furina!” He panted, overwhelmed by her hyperactive tongue coiling around him. Aether found it difficult to look at her directly which in turn, only made her more enthusiastic. He began to feel the pleasure rise gradually, his cock twitching violently before Furina dragged her lips off of him.

“Oh no you don’t.” Furina said, wiping her mouth with a single finger. “Do try to last a little longer. We haven’t gotten to the best part.” She gave him a seductive smile as she finally removed her shorts entirely, along with pale blue panties. In truth, she found her impatience a little unbecoming, but she couldn’t find it in herself to care at the moment. Furina gladly straddled Aether, raising her hips right over his raging manhood before slowly piercing herself with it.

“Mmmngh~” she couldn’t deny how full she felt; how he seemed to touch…everything. Furina took a moment to try and calm her breathing as well as her body before proceeding any further. At that time, Aether sat up to meet her and began reaching for her top, but Furina grabbed his hand in reflex.

Aether was surprised by the reaction, and to see Furina’s eyes quickly dart away from his own. “I suppose divine stars can have such relatable insecurities like these.” He spoke softly.

“I may be a star, as you say, but that makes me no less of a woman.” She said, a bit more defensively than she would’ve liked.

“That’s fair. Still, for you to be insecure about this? You, who has the noblest of forms…” he reached for her again. “Bewitching and divine beyond reason and comprehension~”

Furina felt her heart skip a beat. He removed her hat then began quietly working on her top while she remained rigidly still. Those words he spoke could’ve easily been sugar coated, yet Furina let them have their sway; she raised her arms and let Aether see…everything. “It’s not much.”

“Doesn’t matter; It’s what I’m looking for.” He said just as quickly, leaning in as he wrapped his arms around her porcelain skin. “You’re perfect.”

Furina was undone by his teeth sinking into her neck, nipping away towards her collarbone and then assaulting her chest with warm lips and an even warmer tongue.

“Mmm. Truly you are…hopeless.” She swooned, her hips rocking in his laps reflexively. “Fine then, have your fill!” Furina’s arms kept him close.

Aether gladly began to devour her figure, leaving no part unmarked by his affection. Furina didn’t know what was worse. His persistence, or the feeling of his cock growing inside deeper than ever before. Furina felt her face grow hot. His words were no lie at all. The very thought made her body squeeze him in place while her hips kept moving on their own. She pressed her soft, shapely ass onto his lap, grinding his length right up against her womb while she felt Aether’s teeth ensnare a nipple and tease it relentlessly. Furina couldn’t stop her nails from running in between his shoulder blades as she lost composure. There was no hiding it from him; she wanted all she could take from him.

Aether stopped his oral assault for only a moment but it was enough time for Furina to push him back down against the mattress, her hands roaming down his chest as she let out breathless pants. He couldn’t utter even one word as watched in awe as Furina’s movements flowed like a stream; the way her hips would raise only to slam back down and how she shut her eyes to focus on the pleasure drove Aether crazy. Everything felt so wonderful and stuck to his length like warm honey. It took so much strength to not scream when she completely sat down on his lap and rolled her hips forward while her nails grazed his ribs and traced his toned chest.

Furia looked down at him, hearing the sharp, strained breaths come in and out between as kept his eyes shut tightly. The blush on his face was a beautiful red, like a vintage wine ready to devour. Furina laid her body completely on top of his body, continuing to raise, lower, and roll her hips as she began nipping his ear or kissing his neck. As she thought. It was tastier than any wine. Furina was ready to stay like this and drink him up forever until a sudden burst of heat rushed into her body, causing her to gasp. The girl sat up immediately and looked down. Her eyes widened and cheeks glowed scarlet seeing Aether’s cock twitch violently as thick, white cum began leaking out of her. Furina looked back up at Aether to see him covering his face with one hand.

He looked through spread fingers and sure enough, the woman on top of him was grinning like a mischievous cat. “I was close from your blowjob.” He defended.

“Now why don’t I believe that in its entirety?” She cooed, loving his flustered expression. “Not that I can blame you. As you said, I’m bewitching.” She took his hand and ran it up her body, earning another twitch. “Was I too much?”

Aether had no defense for that. He sat up and put his face against her chest to hide better. “You’re annoying is what you are.” He groaned, knowing his ears had to red. He could feel Furina’s fingers playing with his braid. “I got a bit overwhelmed.”

“No need to explain yourself.” She hummed, proud of her performance. He clearly didn’t notice all the little orgasms and jolts of pleasure she was experiencing. “Feel free to recover. After all, it would be natural for someone such as I to be overstimulating to a mortal. I felt lovely. I won’t hold this against-” She cut her victory lap short, feeling Aether began to grow inside of her again. “H-Huh?”

Aether pushed his waist forward, causing Furina to let out a yelp as she was put on her back with Aether perfectly looking down at her between her legs. A jolt went through her as he grabbed both her thighs and moved her legs onto his shoulders where they dangled. The fierce determination in his gaze made Furina realize she might have spoken too soon about his submissive tendencies. Perhaps she had gloated a little too much?

“We can uh…take a break if you’re tir-aah~” She felt his waist dip until it met her body. Aether leaned over her and whispered.

“I said I was going to savor you.” He pulled out to the tip, then plunged right back in.

Furina felt the air leave her lungs and brain stutter for a moment as Aether began pounding her relentlessly. Her limbs didn’t know to grip the sheets or onto him, but they settled for clawing the sheets of the rocking bed. “W-Wait! Anngh! It’s…too deep~” her moans were blatant, mouth agape as she pleaded. The reply she received was his tongue conquering hers, and yet she made no argument against it. “Mmmmm~”

There was nothing to do but take his passion. Furina was certain he was harder than before and making her hips float with every soaked plunge into her. It was a good thing they were kissing, or else someone would’ve definitely heard her wail as he turned up the intensity. It was too much for her. His weight made sure he hit the bottom of her deepest part every time to the point Furina could only…

“MMMPH!?” Her body jerked violently, the inside of her walls gripping like a vase and unleashing a turret of her arousal that dampened the sheets as Aether pulled out and let her legs fall. Furina’s head was so clouded and her breathing was uncomfortable while the pleasure gradually subsided. So much of her strength had been eaten away, but she wasn’t even mad at it. Furina was too busy trying to calm down to care about anything else, even the fact a perfectly good set of sheets were ruined.

“Y-You…brute.” She groaned in pouty satisfaction, still feeling his efforts. Furina would not know true rest however. Aether slowly flipped her over to her stomach. She felt his strong hands grab her hips and raise them until she felt his tip press against her folds. “But I just came~” she whined, despite shaking her hips to feel him rub against her.

“Don’t tell me this mere mortal has overstimulated you?” He said with a hunger in his voice.

Furina let out a long groan as he pulled her onto his cock. “Mmngh, I’m sorry…!” she moaned, reaching for one of many pillows and burying her face in it as Aether’s hips plowed into her again, mercilessly thrusting like a piston. “Aaaaannh~”

Why did she adore this so much? She had him in the palm of her hand earlier and now she was sweating as he took her like an animal. It wasn’t that he was only thrusting, but commanding her hips to push into him, creating such a terribly indecent sound that echoed like steps in a puddle. She knew she wanted everything from him, but it was so embarrassing yet hot to give him everything he craved.

Aether listened to the symphony of squeals and moans as he watched the ripples her ass crested whenever he pushed forward into her body. Her skin was wonderfully flushed like his and the pleasure didn’t seem to end. “You’re so beautiful.”

How dare he say that to her now? When all she could do is push back even harder and submit to his hunger. She knew he could feel her grip tighten. There was no hiding from his words or what was in her heart.

Furina probably thought his ego spurred his actions. While that was admittedly part of the truth, it was insignificant to the infatuation he had seeing her so wanting and pleased by him. Furina was finally being honest.

He made her go prone and put his weight on her again and he took her gripped knuckles. “Look at me.” He rasped.

Furina looked over her right shoulder to see his face an inch away. She instantly closed her eyes and went in for a kiss they both so eagerly wanted. His fingers interlocked hers while his hips made sure she felt his unruly length get buried into her body as he fucked her into the bed. Aether ended their kiss and got his revenge from earlier, licking and nipping at her ear lobe. “Nooo~” her body trembled. “I’ll…”

“Give it to me. Don’t try to fight it. I want to see you cum, Madam Focalor~” He bit her neck.

His teeth found her neck as she was left with those sultry words that would be her undoing. “F..uck.” She put her face in the pillow and screamed, her walls taking hold of Aether’s trembling cock and squeezing it until it had no choice but to erupt again while her own arousal ran down her twitching legs.

Both of them felt the exhaustion hit, laying motionless as they groaned from the pleasure and fatigue. Aether rolled off of Furina and laid on his stomach right next to her. He turned his head to see the girl staring at him with pouty puffed out cheeks. Maybe he went a little overboard.

“Hehe…umm, my ba-”

“I want a normal kiss.” She huffed.

Aether blinked silently before giving a small smile. “As you wish.” He scooted closer and gently placed his lips on her, feeling her body ease into his.

Furina placed her head under his chin and silently, yet loudly, commanded comfort by resting against him. He was very quick on the uptake, placing his arm around her torso. “You performed wonderfully.” She hummed. “Now stay just like this for now. I won’t tolerate waking up alone.”

“Didn’t you hear what I said earlier? I was all for skipping to this part.”

“Ha, as if I’d let you. Although…I can see the appeal.” She shut her eyes.

xxxxxx

When the god finally arose, the day had already begun. Furina opened her eyes to muffled light through the curtains but more importantly, her head rested on Aether’s bare chest. It appeared they moved a bit in their sleep. It was only when she sat up she realized they didn’t just move, but properly under clean sheets and on the appropriate side of the bed.

“….” She poked Aether’s cheek repeatedly until he groaned. “Hey, did you move us?”

“Mmhmm.” He mumbled. “You’re a heavy sleeper and I got a little cold, so I took us to bed properly.”

“But where did you get the clean sheets?”

He pointed towards the door. Furina looked to see a giant note on it with beautiful handwriting she immediately recognized. It said, “Do be mindful of regular patrol and shift changes, my lady. Do not fear however. No traces were discovered, and as always, my silence is yours. Sleep well, Clorinde.”

Furina felt utterly mortified, covering her bright red face. “Why is she so diligent!? She doesn’t even work for me! I told her to relax!”

“My guess is she had a vague idea of possible trouble you could find yourself in and thought it would be better for her to find out instead of someone else by mistake. She may have even known about the alley.” Aether sat up briefly with his undone hair flowing freely. He hugged the paralyzed Furina and brought her back down to bed. “Worry later, or rather, thank Clorinde later. It’s still sleepy time.”

She had no clue how he could be so calm about this!? Yet she also wasn’t about to disturb him. Though that note rid her of sleep, Furina stayed in his arms for comfort. She would think about everything else later. Her eyes drank in his sleeping face, the way his slightly flushed lips curled made her own lips curl up. Under dim light through blinds. Furina couldn’t stop replaying last night’s performance. Those lips of his were so active, so…wanting. They took and gave everything faster than she could process. For the first time in a long time, being overwhelmed felt glorious. She had to admit that right now…if she had the chance to-

Aether opened his eyes, feeling the lady’s gaze on him. He sat up and she followed suit. “If you want something then feel free to say it.” Aether said, casually grinning.

Furina’s cheeks were struck with red. Was he a mind reader now!? “D-Don’t put this on me! You’d think I’d fall for such an obvious plea for-” her defense was immediately cut at the source via Aether grabbing her lower jaw and pulling her in slowly as he stared at her with calm amber eyes. Her heart nearly stopped.

“It might be noon, but don’t you think it’s too early for theatrics? If you can swallow your pride right now, I’ll make it worth everything and more. Just like last night.” He said, morning voice and all.

Furina was left speechless and now bright red. Such a bold proposition! How dare he commanded such authority, and yet…it wasn’t exactly terrible. At least that’s how she tried to convince herself about her feelings towards it. In truth, it was embarrassingly marvelous.

Furina averted his gaze again and removed his hand. Without a word, she bent down, putting her head in his lap while pushing away the covers. She guided his length back into her mouth and began coiling her tongue to invigorate Aether once again. She can’t believe she was doing this, during broad daylight no less! He really was so annoying. It didn’t help she felt a hand start to rub the top of her head while another grabbed her exposed rear, its fingers sliding along it to meet her folds and give them attention.

“Mmm~” Furina raised her hips, allowing two fingers to properly slip inside of her as she continued her efforts in earnest. She felt Aether grow to the point her jaw hung open, his thick and leaking tip greeting her throat.

Aether could barely feel his hips from the way Furina relentlessly lapped his length. “Nngh, good girl.” He teased, committing to his role. He didn’t expect her body to give him a gripping reaction around his fingers. Looks like Furina was still full of surprises for them to discover together. “Okay, I’m a man of my word. Get on my lap.”

Furina took a deep breath as she came up. His fingers left her wanting as they left, but that was fine when what’s to come would feel much better. She couldn’t even find it in herself to boast about Aether’s reactions. Instead she quickly put one leg on each side of him and angled herself above his cock like last night. Slowly, she lowered herself, shutting her eyes tightly as her body remembered last night.

“Aaaa~” she moaned, sinking down further until she was sitting completely on him. Furina felt her hips go numb and her body twitch from the rush of a hot tongue tracing her modest chest. Furina didn’t even get the chance to open her eyes again before feeling her body fall backwards onto the bed; added weight held her body in place as that same tongue slipped past her lips and took it away to his own. The fullness inside was dragged back out to the entrance before slamming back down. A guttural groan rumbled in her chest as it happened again, and again, and again….

Damn that Aether. Nobody moves like this without having their own desires. She could hear every sharp inhale he took and felt the hunger in his hips feed them both ravenous pleasure. He might’ve made her swallow her pride, but only to hide the fact his mind was in the exact same place hers was. Furina couldn’t be bothered to be upset at the ruze at this point. She put her arms around his neck, drowning in their embrace as the heat between their bodies grew hotter. It wasn’t long before either worked a little sweat. That didn’t stop Aether at all though. Furina couldn’t stop her toes from curling after each and every deep thrust that pried her open. It was impossible to tell who was trembling at this point, the both of them soaring high until a final plunge into her released hot seed that her body ringed out with pleasure. Their kisses ended with heavy breathing and strained breath that tickled each other’s ears.

When Aether said, “Just like last night” Furina didn’t expect him to skip towards the intensity he displayed near the end! Her eyes fluttered open, feasting themselves on a slim, yet defined and toned figure between her legs, and eyes that took in her glistening porcelain figure as if it were a crowned jewel. Not that it wasn't, but to see him marvel at her without having to prompt him was… embarrassing to say the least.

Aether watched her eyes grow wider as he put his hands on her knees to part her legs wider before taking her hips into his control, raising her waist up to thrust directly into her.

Furina gasped as if she didn’t just watch him reposition her! His hips didn’t go as hard as before but made up for it with speed and control. “Ngh- you have…too much energy!” Furina moaned. Forget the previous round; her body was still sensitive from last night! “Must you be so rough!?”

“Isn’t this what you wanted?” Aether said breathlessly.

“I…”Furina’s eyes couldn’t help but watch the thick and unrelenting cock disappear inside her, only reappear briefly; the shaft was coated in a mixture of their passion that kept it slick and entering repeatedly. The girl sunk her teeth into her bottom lip, seeing how his length only came back out messier after each thrust. She laid her back, her left arm hiding her eyes.

Aether groaned. “Mmm, you’re getting tighter.”

“Silence!” She whined, knowing it was true. “I…I…”

“Swallow your pride~”

“…..Don’t.., don’t stop, please.” She confessed, her voice wavering. Furina dug her fingers into the sheets while her toes curled again. “I don’t wanna get out of this bed! I just want to feel you!” Her face was bright red. Somehow she found the courage to remove her arm, only to not find fierce eyes dominating her, but shut ones on an equally flushed face as Aether’s hips worked overtime. A surprising sight to witness, yet it made Furina all the more needy for his touch. Her eyes shut again and the both of them bathed in the lustful, euphoric sounds of their bodies.

Aether fought so hard not to yell from the way the soaked, warm walls pleaded for him. His thighs were doused in Furina’s arousal as she slammed into them, giving her everything.

Her pussy gladly took the punishment, growing red from the persistent pounding that made her womb ache. Every inch was taken and remembered. Furina feared if this kept up, Aether might reshape her body entirely. That would be unacceptable. To perfectly accommodate her foolish consort’s body would be…

“Aangh~” she sighed. “Make me yours; for all time…” such a maddening idea.

Furina could no longer find words for her pleasure as she felt Aether’s tip rub against womb and deliver a rush of hot seed directly inside it, his hands like a vice on her hips and rigid length buried to the hilt inside her body. The ravishing feeling had a death grip on her body she wouldn’t soon forget. The word maddening didn’t do it justice. Furina let her mind wander off as the sound that finally let her throat could only be described as one thing. Operatic.

xxxxxx

Loud one moment and quiet the next. Furina’s life had been a whirlpool of emotions in what felt like a wild dream. Yet here she was now, humming in a bubble bath as diligent hands scrubbed her scalp before rinsing the soap out with soothing warm water.

“Mmm. I can’t say 500 years was worth this specific moment, but I think it’s pretty close.” She could hear Aether chuckle.

“Unbelievable. I’m glad you’re happy putting me to work.”

“I’ll wash your hair next if you want?”

“It was a little joke Furina.”

“And my offer still stands~” She leaned back against the young man, watching his arms hold her. Furina ran her fingers in between his quietly as the water settled.

“Hey?” She said sheepishly, gathering her thoughts. “Just to set the record straight, I may have lived a long life but I wouldn’t say it’s been the most fulfilling. These past several hours are acts I’ve never done, so…” why did she suddenly feel so anxious saying this to him. “All I’m saying is I didn’t do this on a whim. If that makes sense. I-”

“Furina.” He said softly, turning her head his way to put her nerves to rest with a gentle, comforting kiss. “I know.”

Perhaps she was the one who underestimated him? He could read her just fine. Furina smiled softly, resting her head on his chest. “I couldn’t ask for a person to share the stage with.”

xxxxx

“Two bags. Just as promised. I thought you would’ve picked these up earlier.” Said a vendor, handing off the groceries to Furina.

“Thank you. And I’ll try to next time. I got a little held up.” She laughed off as she began walking. As she made her way home, her feet froze in place as Clorinde and Navia nearly bumped into her as they turned the corner.

“Wow! Sorry about that.” Navia chuckled. Although it went unheard as Furina and Clorinde shared a glance.

“Did you make it home safely last night? No problems?”

“N-None.” Furina wanted to sink to the bottom of the water right now. “Thank you.”

“It was nothing. Next time though, I’d recommend taking care of all personal business in a more…private capacity.”

“I will keep that in mind. Anyways, I should get these home.Toodaloo!” Furina briskly walked off.

Navia couldn’t help but notice the girl’s awkward stride as she left. “Is Furina okay? She seemed a little…”

“Training.” Clorinde said, calmer than ever. “She was by the water training and pushed herself a little too hard. I made sure to keep an eye out is all. She’s probably still tired.”

“Ah. That’s sweet of you. For a moment I thought she still felt terribly awkward around us. Especially me. I do hope that feeling doesn’t last too long. I wouldn’t mind inviting her to tea.”

“You might have a better chance at that when I’m not around.”

“Really?” Navia squints, noticing the lack of eye contact she was receiving. “Don’t tell me you also feel awkward about it; given how you used to work for her and all?”

“…Something like that.”

“Ah ha! All the more reason to put in effort! I’ll try to get in touch sometime in the near future.”

“You really d-” it was too late. Clorinde could see the determination in Navia’s eyes. “I’ll…keep my schedule open.” The woman let out a quiet sigh of defeat. She’d be sure to grab some cake for Furina when the day comes.

#genshin impact #gi furina #gi aether #gi clorinde #gi navia #furina x aether

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Food Makes things feel better

so, good news and bad news. This was originally for a Drabble request- however, jerk me totally missed the mark by my classic quickly reading the request, then spending days writing only to find out it’s not what was asked at all. So, my apologies to the anon requester- you will have to wait a bit longer. Also, I was gonna split this in 2, but I just wanna post it.

good news is here is a rodi/mus chub story. I am gonna do another one for the anon prompt. Cw: chub, weight gain, binge eating, emotional eating.

Life wasn’t fair, was it?

Yes, he knew things would not be handed to him on a silver platter, but he didn’t think the accomplishments he earned would be snatched away from him either. Or forced to share.

Sighing, Rod/imus plopped himself back in his captain’s chair—while he still had it, that is. Apparently, for reasons unknown, he had to share his status as captain with someone else—someone so unworthy of the position, none-the-less!

Mega/tron.

The “ex” leader of the Decep/ticons. All because stupid Opti/mus Pri/me said so.

This was his voyage! This was his mission! And things have been going just fine, so why try to fix something that isn’t broken?

Before he knew it, the urge to do something other than stew in anger arose. Rodi/mus could only take so much teeth-clenching before his helm hurt worse than it already did. He reached to the center of the table and pulled a large dish of mini cakes in front of him. Yes, this was to be for the guests at his meeting, but surely, they wouldn’t notice one missing—there was plenty after all.

Fingers daintily selected a light pink cake with blue frosting and brought it to his lips. The sweetness invaded his mouth much quicker than the actual treat! The first bite was everything he could imagine: moist, decadent, and rich flavor awoken his taste receptors from slumber.

Each bite led like another, and the first cake was gobbled up. And the sheer taste of the food made him feel better. While he was consuming it, all thoughts of his predicament vanished. Rodi/mus didn’t think of the stern looks received from Mega/tron when ideas were disapproved of. Seeing Ult/ra Magn/us discuss plans with the ‘other’ captain vanished from his processor. Feeling like scrap for being deprived of his hard-earned title lifted from his chassis.

At least until the last swallow of the cake, that is.

As the red and yellow mech stared at the plate full of little colorful cakes of various shapes, licking icing off his fingertips, he could feel the brain worms kicking back in.

Was he not good enough? Just what did he do so wrong? He was a fun mech and liked trying fun things! Did his crew mates simply not like him? Images replayed in his processor of ‘bots reactions to him, seeing if there were any tell-tale signs of dislike. Rodi/mus did not see any hints of hate- but perhaps they really did?

“Ehhhhhhhhh,” Rodi/mus grumbled and rolled his optics, truly hating feeling like this. He was a good mech! He deserved to lead this exhibition! Just why did it have to be stolen from him?

Yeah, it was time for another cake. There were still plenty of them left on the plate. The scrumptious little morsels make him feel better, even if just temporarily. When one was finished, and those tormenting thoughts returned, Rodi/mus helped himself to another.

Of course, the emptied plate was hidden before the conference began- his attendees wouldn’t miss what they didn’t know, right? Hopefully, the ‘co-captain’ could hide his noisy belly ache!

… … …

Any hope of his situation improving simply flew out the window. It turns out his crew was much more accepting of Mega/tron than he anticipated. Yes, tabs were kept on him, but as the days turned to weeks, high command appeared to grow more comfortable with his presence on board the Lo/st Li/ght.

And more willing to listen to his ideas and choose the ex-warlord's instructions over his!

Rodi/mus even tried harder to win back popularity votes by hosting parties at Swer/ves. He graced others' presence by making rounds and chatting it up amongst the partygoers. He even let them in on his future festivities, listening to their ideas, even if they were stupid.

Like perhaps an ice cream social would be nice.

Actually, Rodi/mus didn’t even ask for that—he still had some control over what took place on board his ship! The event was scheduled—and it was scheduled first—and now, he sat in an empty room. Well, it was not completely empty: there were tubs upon tubs of energon ice cream.

Yet only a handful of mechs showed up. And those fraggers didn’t even stay for long! Apparently, after his planned and announced event, Rew/ind and Chrome/dome continued their dumb movie marathon. Guess where every mech went?

So, the red and yellow mech sat alone, staring out the large window. Space was so vast and empty…just like his spark. Alright, that is a bit sappy. But it hurt to have no one really show up. It hurt to feel not important. It hurt to feel ignored.

But seeing all the ice cream and toppings sitting around unused was disheartening. And there was a lot! All the good flavors were obtained: chocolate, vanilla, mint chocolate chip, rocky road, peanut butter cup…. The list went on. And toppings? There was chocolate sauce, sprinkles, candies, brownie bits, whipped cream, and then some. With a spread like this, who wouldn’t want to show up?

Apparently, ninety-nine percent of the ship.

‘No point in letting this go to waste,’ Rodi/mus shrugged, dragging himself to his pedes and scooped himself a heaping bowl of several flavors of ice cream, topped with every topping imaginable. He sat back down with his feast and scoop after scoop fed himself the cold treat.

Oh, how he loved ice cream! The soft dessert's chill and the crunch of the toppings always hit the spot! A lot of foods hit the spot recently. Ever since Mega/tron joined this fleet, energon has provided him with so much comfort, as if it had always been there for him. Always calling his name out from the panty just begging to be devoured! And how could the speedster resist?

Eating cheered him up, relieving him from replaying the bad thoughts in his processor all the time. The pleasurable feeling of consuming something so tasty made his spark swirl with joy instead of rage. And this ice cream was no different—each bite, a new flavor, a new color twirled in his vision, and a smile appeared on his lips.

As soon as the dish was emptied, the co-captain immediately helped himself to seconds. He kept going even when his whole frame seemed cold from eating so much frozen dessert. Even when his tummy, which had grown more prominent over the past few weeks, became taunt and lay heavier on his lap, he kept going.

When his overflowing bowl was polished off this time, Rodi/mus simply snagged two cartons of ice cream. There was no point having to keep getting back up! However, upon shoveling the first spoonful in, he noticed he wasn’t alone and jumped.

“Pri/mus, Dri/ft!” Rodi/mus gasped.

“Don’t use His name in vain,” Dri/ft spoke calmly.

“My bad.” The red and yellow mech stuffed a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, then motioned to the food table for the other to help himself.

“I’m not here for that,” Dri/ft answered.

“Ah, let me guess.” Rodi/mus spat. “Just stopping in before movie fest?”

“I’m here to talk with you.” He walked to the table and sat next to the other. “So, how have you been?”

“Fine,” Rodi/mus shrugged, continuing to work on his tub of ice cream. “Shame mech’s don’t know what they are missin’.” His belly clenched, whining out a minor grumble.

“I somehow don’t think everything is fine, Rodimus.” The TIC gently placed a servo on the other’s shoulder. “You haven’t quite been yourself recently.”

“Nonsense,” Rodi/mus bulked, his mouth full. Who else would I be?” Slag, the last thing he wanted was some kind of spiritual talk from Dri/ft. And why the hell did he have to be so nosey? He needed to stay in his own lane.

“Rodi/mus…” His hand moved to the arm, guiding the other to stop eating. “You are not doing well, I can tell. I can help you.”

Rodi/mus sneered, pulling his arm free from the other. What was wrong with wanting to not let all this ice cream go to waste? He spent good credits on this- as well as having to make an unscheduled stop. Why didn’t anybody notice all the work he put into things?

“Just let me be.”

“Let me help you. We can talk- “

“Look, if you don’t want any ice cream, why don’t you shove off?”

“Rodi/mus…”

“Dri/ft…” The red and yellow mech threw an angered glare at the other but regretted it. “Look…. I just… I just want to be alone right now.”

Dri/ft sighed and solemnly nodded. “As you wish. I shall give you your privacy. But I must warn you.” His servo gestured to the now flabbier body. “Your change in habits can have some unhealthy results.”

“Just what the slag you talking about?”

“Your coping mechanism…” Dri/ft bit his lip. “It will catch up to you.”

“You have an issue with me now because I put on a few extra pounds?”

“It's far more than a few extra pounds- “

“What, are you taking measurements?”

“No- “

“Does me eating hurt your inner arura or whatever that scrap is?”

“No.” Dri/ft’s tone grew stern as his lips pressed together to form a line. “I have no qualms about your physical appearance, Rodi/mus. But I just fear the reasoning behind the sudden weight gain.”

“I checked out just fine at my last check-up with Rat/chet.”

“Perhaps you should speak with Ru/ng.”

“Ru/ng?” Rodi/mus snorted. “Look, I aint crazy.”

“No one ever said you were.”

“Then why are we having this conversation?” Rod/imus slammed his fist on the table, and the TIC raised his servos in defeat.

“I just wish to say one thing before I leave you to yourself.” Dri/ft stood up and put his hands on his hips. “Drowning your problems with food is not the solution. Trust me, addiction is the easy way out. But if you keep this up, you’ll be weighed down by more than whatever bothers you. Also, I am here for you whenever you are ready to talk.”

“That was two things you said, not one,” Rodi/mus grumbled, serving himself another spoonful of ice cream. As if angered by the conversation, his belly grumbled loudly.

Dri/ft opened his mouth to retort, but just shook his helm instead. With saddened optics, he watched the other resume his binge eating for a moment before taking his leave.

Deep down, he knew Dri/ft was correct. But how could he stop when eating was the one thing that made him feel so good? Despite his belly churning and the tell-tale signs of a belly ache forming, Rodi/mus kept eating. Even when his belly grew so taunt and painful that even his servos couldn’t comfort the beast, spoonful after spoonful of rich, chocolate peanut butter ice cream was shoved into his maws. Even when it became so hard to swallow, he continued- he would finish this tub of ice cream if it was the last thing he did!

… … …

When did this hallway become so long? Rodi/mus huffed as he waddled his way towards the bridge of the ship. Apparently, today’s meeting was of the utmost importance, so his presence was demanded instead of video chat. And not only did that mean getting himself out of the berth, but it also meant dragging himself halfway across the ship.

And this was simply too much work!

What exactly was the reason for this unscheduled meeting? Rodi/mus whined for hours with Ul/tra Mag/nus about what was so important, but he wouldn’t blab. What, now officers on board his ship could no longer speak to him? No longer tell him the truth?

It was bad enough having unannounced guests visit his captain's quarters over the past month. No one wanted to see him unless they wanted to voice their concern for his weight gain. He still ran this ship, didn’t he?

Well, half-run the ship would be more accurate.

Did he slack off on his duties? No. Did he miss any meetings? No—well, one was missed, but that was because of a too-small shower stall issue—but that didn’t count! His responsibilities of running this ship were still performed.

Yet, in the past several weeks, Ratc/het paid him a visit, bringing with him his medical supplies and grumpy attitude. Tests were run, and while levels came back elevated, they were considered normal range. Which normally was good, but the medic felt the need to drill onto him the warnings of increased weight gain and decreased activity.

Once Rat/chet was shoved off, another medic took his place a few days later. While more upbeat, Ai/d’s help was not desired or needed. Even Amb/ulon’s straightforward, no-nonsense approach was as annoying as slag. All three medics were sent on their way, chided for wasting their breath and his time.

They could have at least brought him a snack!

Not even halfway to his destination, Rodi/mus had to stop for a break. His chest heaved as he desperately sucked in cool air. His pedes hurt. His legs felt like jello. Prim/us, how long has it been since he walked this far?

There really should be some chairs in the hallway!

Instead, the blob of a mech rested against the wall, swiping his servo across his brow. He was sweating like a cyberpig. He'd be a sopping mess by the time he’d make it to the conference room!

This is just great!

He also noticed that his thighs burned as if scorched by a fire. Glancing down and pulling that pillow of a tummy out of the way, he saw the protomesh was pink and raw. Chub-rub. Perfect.

What a way to be seen outside his quarters!

‘Who would be the first to notice?’ Rodi/mus scowled, banging his fists against the hallway as he slowly began shuffling along his way. Would it be Rat/chet and his know-it-all attitude? Would Ai/d baby talk him and try to slather cream all over the massive thigh flab? Or would Dri/ft be all over this whole ‘talk about your feelings’ crap again?

Couldn’t mechs take a hint to leave someone alone for once?

Rounding the final turn, Rodi/mus rested upon the conference room door frame. His chest heaved as he panted to catch his breath. His frame pinged warnings of overheating. Sweat dripped down his face, down his body, and into his many flab rolls. Everything hurt!

He felt lightheaded, as if he was about to pass out. All the red and white mech wanted to do was sit down and relax! Walking this far was challenging; it took all his strength to remain upright and not collapse onto the floor.

The air conditioning better be one during this meeting!

Once his breathing rate slowed, Rodi/mus palmed open the door.

And what did he see?

Gone was the long table lined with chairs. The room was redecorated into something a little cozier. There was an oversized couch in the center that just called out his name! As he waddled inside, he noted the room’s cooler temperature, which felt terrific against his hot frame!

But what he saw next stopped him dead in his tracks.

There were many mechs sitting around that couch. Rat/chet sat with his arms crossed over his chest, and Fir/st Aid perc/hed on the chair next to him. Ski/ds and Ult/ra Mag/nus were each seated with datapads in their servo’s as well.

“Rodi/mus!” Dri/ft greeted in a soft, kind tone. He walked towards the larger mech with arms open and hugged the other.

“What’s going on here?”

“Why don’t you have a seat, Rodi/mus.” Ru/ng smiled, gesturing to the sofa.

And Rodi/mus didn’t like the look of this. “Why… why are you all here sitting around like this?”

“A lot of people care about you and have a few things they wish to read to you- “

“What the slag!” Rodi/mus shouted. He couldn’t believe it! Was this real or another bothersome nightmare? “Is this… for real…. Is this an intervention?”

“Rodi/mus, just have a seat,” Ru/ng coaxed, but the words fell upon deaf audials.

If Rodi/mus could spit fire, he would! Talk about being ambushed! “Who did it?” His optics scoured the room. “Whose idea was this?” His pudgy servos clenched to fists as his double chins bounced with each word he screamed. “I swear!”

“Rodi/mus…” Mega/tron’s voice boomed.

And Rodi/mus flinched. “It was you, wasn’t it? This was all YOUR idea?”

“This talk has been long overdue- “

I don’t fragging care! I am NEVER going to have a discussion with you!” Rodi/mus turned on his pedes. “I’m going back to my room!”

“Do you think you will make the trip?”

“Shut your slagging trap, Mega/tron!” Rodi/mus bellowed.

But the ex-con had a point.

Could he make the trip back to his quarters?

#chubformers #siberat drabbles

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namelysane · 1 year

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Hellspawn's birthdays throughout the seasons/years?

1st birthday

pre s4

Sensei G's monastery

unfortunately, it wasn't really a good one, because Zane wasn't there — we all know why :( — and the team was pretty much a split up mess. It was fortunate the other three at least made an effort to show up, but it really felt like there was something missing.

Kai bought his honorary niece some baby hair clips — cuz hair is priority — and Lloyd sucks with his own hair, so he's trying to help the kid out.

Nya, on the other hand, was like "I'm gonna turn this kid into a future builder" so she got her some blocks.

Cole and Jay each got her an onesie...the same one. (sigh) They ended up bickering about it during the entire party.

Sensei G and Misako gave her a stuffed dragon that... looks familiar to Lloyd in a way. Wu just nods at Lloyd knowingly.

Meanwhile Lloyd wanted to make her first birthday as special as possible even though he knew she wouldn't remember it so he made her a mini version of his gi. Sadly, it didn't take long for her to grow out of it and that gave Lloyd some grief....well, lots of grief.

2nd birthday

This one was shortly after Stiix

a whole lot better than the first. They celebrated on the bounty

Zane was there (Yay!), and baked the cake. He (and Pixal) also got her some of those sortable shape toys to exercise brainpower. Nya just says it's because no one wants hellspawn to get Lloyd's iq and... Pixal agrees.

Lloyd bought her some finger paints...which she loved so much that she used them on his hair and face. Her excuse was that Unca' Zane had taught her that paper was bad for trees so naturally, she decided to go for another green source.

Jay got her another version of Mister Cuddlywomp, while Cole showed up with a toy piano — his dad's idea, actually. "Introducing kids to music at a young age is a great way to encourage brain development"...(and turn them into musicians, goes unsaid)

Once again, Kai was like "my niece better be stylish and not have little gremlin Lloyd's horrible taste" and got her a leather jacket — toddler size, of course. This guy even brought some sunglasses and a hat. Nya thinks it looks ridiculous.

Meanwhile, Nya came with some bath toys — which she designed herself to be durable enough against the strong waves of the sea. (She's still not over her new Master of Water status)

Misako got her a book full of children's stories — maybe a collection of legends would be more accurate. She's the historian of the family for a reason.

Dareth gave her a mini plushie of himself and she kept pointing out how much the plushie's eyebrows don't even look anything like his real ones.

3rd birthday

some time before Day of the Departed

on the destiny's bounty

Hellspawn wanted to learn airjitzu but that was quickly out of the question — she's too young. And for FSM's sake, she hasn't even learned spinjitzu yet. So that was instantly a no.

So, Misako was like: just do what your father did with you. He didn't listen to me, but you turned out just fine — I still do not understand how you even turned out just fine!

Which was why Lloyd decided to put her on his shoulders and spin around until they were both surrounded by green. Mission accomplished.

But it is only that he realizes that he'd forgotten the fact she'd just eaten some of the cake earlier and has the stomach of a nauseous toddler. Too bad it's too late to do anything. Lloyd ended up needing a shower shortly after that. Jay got a picture :(

4th birthday

pre s8

The apartment Lloyd was stuck living in during the year they were looking for Wu.

Dareth decided that she was already old enough to learn a 'sacred' karate move he personally invented. After learning it, she ran to use it on Lloyd.

Misako couldn't show up because she was too far away, but the others managed to come. Except Nya, but she still joined via face time and sent a parcel.

Lloyd made a cake himself instead of relying on Zane and it actually turned out to be edible. Kai was wondering if they'd entered the apartment of an imposter.

But actually, Skylor helped. So yes, the real Green Ninja has not been kidnapped by aliens. Lloyd can be trusted living on his own. A new invasion isn't coming, So Kai, stop setting chopsticks on fire, Nya can't save your ass—

5th birthday

At the monastery, post MoTo

Unfortunately, there's a reason Garmadon isn't here (I've added it in that post about how the ninja managed to take care of hellspawn)

That morning, Wu finds a strange package left outside, with a note that just says Happy Birthday in messy, familiar handwriting. He knows very well who it's from and opens the package to find a plushie of a plant...an unusual choice from someone like him.

Wu then just lies that it's a gift from a fan and the ninja believe him. So Lloyd lets hellspawn have it.

He ends up despising the gift during Crystalized. 😭

6th birthday

pre s13

celebrated in kindergarten. Which Jay jokes was merely done because Lloyd doesn't want their presence.

But actually, Lloyd does. Because he's getting too many stares and questions from the other kids and he's only doing this because hellspawn wanted to after she saw her classmate do something like this. They celebrated again at the monastery hours later.

And Lloyd gets to meet the boy hellspawn made immediate friends with and finally has confirmation that he's being overprotective over nothing.

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S2, E1: The Arrival, Pt. 2

Not a meta, just a tribute.

[Starting at 22:22] Ep 1, Pt. 1

('Allo 'Allo 'Allo) Muriel is perfect and I am so happy that everyone instantly loved her.

(General Omens) The matchbox says "Out of his mouth go burning lamps and sparks of fire leap out." Job 41:19 This is interesting because it doesn't seem like it applies to Gabe or Jim, unless the sparks are the prophesies that he says, which seems redundant since those were pretty clearly prophetic and don't need any extra hints. Crowley as Aziraphale did shoot flames from his mouth, though. The extended passage is all about the Leviathan which could be a reference to Crowley the Serpent but I hope it's a more interesting forewarning of Guardian!Aziraphale when he gets to work upstairs. It could just as easily be a warning about the power of God as wielded by the Metatron though. Important but not clear to me where to point it.

(General Omens) The coffee cup on the wall of the shop outside (above the outdoor seats, near the "or") has orange flame-like whisps instead of white or light grey that one would expect to signify steam. Ominous coffee business. The coffee shop is blue whilst the record shop is orange. Opposing colors.

(Nina the Mirror) Interesting that the coffee shop is called Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death, considering the lack of liberty Nina clearly has in her personal life. Nina and Aziraphale both taking up for others whilst trapped themselves. Sure, Az is technically unemployed, but he's certainly not free.

(General Omens) Not sure if there will be more to the story about the coffee shop being essentially USA-themed, such as a Greasy Johnson tie-in, but for now it just seems like another little UK joke about things getting set in the US or otherwise America-coded for the sake of mass marketing.

(Aziraphale the Comfy) He wants Crowley to be calm, he wants himself to be calm. He's also not familiar with the effects of espresso. And neither he nor Crowley are acting like it's at all unusual to be hanging out together, though they've not been together in this shop it seems. Eccles cakes? *pointed look at Crowley* Some eccles cakes please. He's just as nervous to show Crowley as he is about the problem itself, but not telling Crowley isn't even on the table. Because Crowley is there allll the timmmeeee and is an integral part of his world, too, of course.

(Nina The Shit Stirrer) How's your naked man friend? NINA. You know that this little book man has never brought this slinky goth fellow into your shop and you have no idea what their business is. But you just HAD to mention the naked man in front of Aziraphale's man-shaped friend. And she was so happy to do it. Has she seen the Bentley and Crowley coming and going? How much does she suspect? Is she poking that situation because of the volatility of her own?

(General Omens) "You're a dark horse Mr. Fell" First Dark Horse mentioned, of at least three.

(Aziraphale the Comfy) Immediate embarassment! Where was that embarrassment when it was the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD? But no, in front of Crowley suddenly you're shy.

(Domestic Moments) The tone of "go back a long time" is so sweet. They really aren't trying to hide much at this point, despite aggressively refusing to Address The Situation. And how nice that Crowley gets to be introduced. No "friends" no obfuscation. No labels, either, but there's a real tide change even so. And Nina does a cute little curtsy-ish move in response. Maybe she has a sense about how long "a long time" could be.

(Crowley With A Purpose) He's so happy that he has actual news. Is he happy that there's something to do, or that something bad might be happening to Gabriel? Both? The IMMEDIATE interest in getting into the bookshop. I can't imagine that he thinks Aziraphale would be harboring a recreational naked man for sexy reasons, but he certainly isn't laughing about it either. He asks Aziraphale if he can help, and poor Az seems to have had whatever his plan for a soft launch of the problem was completely obliterated by Nina's bomb dropping. Also that coffee cup was SO EMPTY.

(Domestic Moments) Despite Az clearly getting his plan for easing Crowley into the problem messed up, they are off to the shop. Whole plate of eccles cakes in hand, and no "after you" needed at the door. This is a well oiled partnership opening doors and holding things as needed. Nina watches them steal her plate. Why is the closed sign stuck on with tape? It's like he's not even trying to pretend he is ever open.

(Maggie the Strange) She stops Mr. Fell to thank him, while he's clearly in a rush, and he tries to give her eccles cakes. No intro for Crowley this time. Was her purpose just to make sure we noticed the Eccles Cakes? Because we did. Everyone is upset that he just stole the whole plate. People need to slow down on the "not going to parties" and "not being that kind of teenager" meaning that she's some inhuman being, because some of us were also not that teenager. More talk of names. Maggie gives her a record because it's the same name, Nina hasn't accepted Maggie giving her name yet. She's still Skinny Latte.

(Aziraphale the Comfy) (Domestic Moments) Why are you closing all the blinds, sir? Jim!Gabe has been in here for awhile with the blinds open, so maybe it's more about the reaction of Crowley that's concerning? Crowley who has his own place for his glasses, who seems entirely at ease in the shop, and who says "Do we know a Jim?" we! I love that we. And the casual conversation. Go on and guess. I know a storm comes later, but we really did get so many soft, romantic moments.

(Heavenly Scandal) (Domestic Moments) So much of the Jim!Gabe is scandal but also tied up in the sweet domesticity. Crowley is pissed and scared but neither lashes out at the other in a real way. Aziraphale isn't scared of him, just worried about the whole mess. Jim!Gabe already trusts Az enough that he looks to make sure there's nothing wrong when Crowley first confronts him.

(Domestic Moments) The warm yellow-ochre walls. I thought people were exaggerating the yellow thread through the story but no. That's pretty intentional looking. I don't know if it's Az's favorite colour, but it certainly seems to be a color that makes him feel at home. Is there more than one room up here? Is this the room that Jim!Gabe ends up staying in? No bed up here it seems, though I don't know if our collective hearts could have handled A&C standing alone in a room near a bed. Az doesn't seem against the idea of getting rid of Jim!Gabe at first, just unsure of what to do. Crowley immediately is ready to dump him in Dartmoor. Az can't bring himself to not help. Would he go to Gabe to help him? Likely not. But once the person-shaped-being is in your care, is it your fault if harm comes to them?

(Husbands at War) This fight is well-trod soil. Neither seems legitimately angry at the other, but rather they fall immediately into defending their side in well-worn territory. Az wants to stay and help/fight/fix, Crowley wants to not make themselves a target/save their peace/refuse to get involved. There's strong arguments for both sides and we have our seeds of future conflict. Az tells him if he wants to leave he can, and that reaction from Crowley, "Is this how you want to do this?" as though this is one of a few versions that the argument takes.

(Bookshop Omens) The eccles cakes. Four of them. Next to a horse. Four horsemen? What are the cakes about!?

(Existential Crisis Crowley) His peaceful existence is at risk. He's so mad he's recognizing his own lack of control and tries to self-regulate. Did you learn that from a Richard Curtis film, Crowley? Or does Az have a self-help section?

(Nina the Observant) She sees Crowley smoking before the people on the street seem to. Everyone stops and watches though. There's no way that there isn't some kind of low grade miracle on this street that prevents these strange events from sticking in the brains of the passersby. Man smokes and yells and then is hit by lightning. Everyone watches and no one seems to retain it except Maggie and Nina. Also Nina I'm pretty sure those aren't auto locks. There's no sign of anything auto about the regular looking deadbolt.

(Heavenly Scandal) Why do I like Uriel so much? Michael does have the best claim to be Supreme Archangel Pro Tempore, as Duty Officer. I love the bureaucracy. It's great. Micheal is basically pulling a Dwight Schrute move. Saraquel is the one Muriel went to. Is Saraquel not an Archangel? Or are they just a more approachable one? It doesn't seem like they have a dog in the fight over who is the next SAAPT.

('Allo 'Allo 'Allo) Muriel is a scrivener, which immediately makes me think of Bartleby the Scrivener. I've been told that the job of scrivener comes up in games and stuff enough that it might not be a direct reference but it seems pretty pointed to me? Maybe it's just English Nerd Brain. The story tracks though, potentially, for where Muriel could be headed. From google, about the meaning of Bartleby: "...as the narrator is forced to admit, “Nothing so aggravates an earnest person as a passive resistance.” Refusing to kow-tow to the demands of his employer, and working to his own individual rule, Bartleby represents a challenge to capitalist, corporatist ideologies." Part of Bartleby's problem, from what I remember, is living in a place with no joy or interaction, and realizing that he can actually say no. Isn't that eerily similar to Muriel?

(Heavenly Scandal) Uriel looks at Micheal like, you want to be in charge so you get to touch the Material Object. Michael is not thrilled.

(Existential Crisis Crowley) He's sitting in that street, in his car, looking like the Saddest Boy-Shaped Husband. He's not having a good time, and now his little corner of peace is in high danger. He looks SO SAD. I didn't notice how sad he looked on previous watches. It's interesting to me that C always uses the honorific for Beeze. Lord Beelzebub. He also slides riiiiight into being cool and collected as soon as he realizes he's not actively in trouble. It's not a kidnapping, it's an offer. Watching him squirm immediately when he realizes this is about Gabriel is pretty fun. Crowley the suave, chill snake is just a flimsy cover for Crowley the clingy movie dork who uses affected disinterest as a defense mechanism. He's still one of Hell's best (ex)employees though. He's not suprised that Beeze wants to use his talents, but he is surprised that it's coming with an offer of a reward. "Doesn't seem like the kind of thing you're likely to say". Neither of them actually say anything solid. Hell is clearly better with contractual language.

(General Omens) Crowley says Extreme Sanctions don't exist. Beeze says they do. This remains to be seen.

(Nina The Mirror) More being mean to Maggie for no reason, then trying to make it up.

(Maggie The Strange) Maggie doesn't drink. That isn't weird. The "No Judgement" that feels awkward is a little strange. Especially since she waits til Nina is in the middle of a sip to say it.

(Maggie/Nina) They have a *moment*. It's a nice little conversation but doesn't seem very weighty. Not what you'd expect from a meet-cute.

(Husbands at War) I liked the use of Loverboy here. I seem to be in the minority. I hope it comes back again in S3, but I thought it was sweet. He's hauling ass to get back to his Angel. When it comes down to it, he's a good old fashioned loverboy. He always comes back.

(Eldritch Tendancies) I know things were a bit different in S1 but there seems to be NO concern about hiding from the human folk. Just explode on the street and then magically power-on the whole cafe. No big.

(Maggie The Strange) (Nina The Observant) Why doesn't Maggie seem to have the same level of awareness that Nina has? Also, one of Lindsay's texts says "I'm a real person. I Matter. Why don't you care about me?" Is someone not real? When the text is on the screen, the camera is on Maggie. [38:53]

(Domestic Moments) Aziraphale you petty bitch. He is just sitting in the chair waiting. Crowley sails in (does he have a key or did Az leave it unlocked for him?) and then suddenly Az puts on his glasses and starts pretending to look at his random papers. Our stage is set for the Dance of the Repressed and Afraid. This scene is so much funnier now that I've noticed that Az is clearly being a bitch on purpose. And that he is possibly delighted to have the chance to make Crowley do the dance, since Az clearly has done all the Dances lately.

(Husbands at War) The dance erases the tension and lets them move on without actually resolving the fight, but that's not really an issue here because Crowley has new intel. They immediately shift into planning and figuring things out. When it comes down to it they are both always on eachother's side. Az is nervous about doing a miracle, and it does sound like they've never done one together. Why they do it together this time isn't totally clear upfront but I guess it keeps the power used smaller on each side and shielding him from the other side helps prevent red flags being raised.

(Jim!Gabriel) He and Crowley don't like eachother, in this moment. Crowley is being "nice"-ish. But they make great faces at eachother.

(Husbands at War) Az suggests splitting the miracle and Crowley listens. Later we see Crowley not listen and steamroll Az. Unfortunately this isn't a great argument for listening to Az, since the teeny tiny miracle does NOT fly under the radar. There's a lot of wide angle or fisheye lens used here. And the chair Jim!Gabe is sitting in is on top of the portal. That might be a red herring, might not. Portal isn't active, but it could explain why alarms went off in heaven but not hell.

(Good For Me) I noticed the portal being under the chair. Also note that the rug is currently a general faded beige-y rug. Also Jim!Gabriel offers his hands crossed, left offered to Az and right to Crowley. They look distasteful (?) about it and awkwardly reach across to take the "correct" hand.

(Husbands At War) Crowley tests the waters, so to speak, and pokes at the air to feel the miracle. Az is happy that things seem to have worked. He reassures Jim!Gabriel and Crowley is still only in the fight to protect the Oasis, not Jim!Gabe.

(Heavenly Scandal) Michael seems to be ignoring the klaxon alarm on purpose? And Uriel is like, if you want to be Assistant To The Regional Manager, then you need to fix this. The miracle shows up as pink, and Saraquel is the one operating the globe thing. They refer to Aziraphale as a former angel, and there's no reference to Crowley. I really don't think that heaven or hell knows or understands much about the Az-Crowley situation. They clearly know there's something odd there, but I don't know what their impression of it is.

End Ep 1.

Ep 1, Pt. 1

#ineffable husbands #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffable dumbasses #meta #good omens meta #metatron #meta tumblr

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littleperilstories · 1 year

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📚 Your OC has to improvise a 10 minute lecture about a topic of their choosing. What do they chose? - Will *snicker*

📅 If your OC had one day left to live, how would they spend it? - Bree :p

🐁 Capybaras are friend-shaped. What shape does your OC have? - Jamie

🥞 Does your OC take proper care of themselves, like getting enough sleep and eating properly? - Colette

No Hatch-Bitch today, he can go fuck himself >:(

Thank you Elli for the ask! 💕 And thank you for creating this ask game!

📚 Your OC has to improvise a 10 minute lecture about a topic of their choosing. What do they chose? - Will *snicker*

If it’s truly impromptu, Will is absolutely just going to open his mouth and start talking.

What will he talk about? Who frickin knows…

Ok seriously I think he would talk about the dogs he and Jamie had for a few years when they were younger - how he found them, how he convinced his family to say yes, little cute stories from that time, how to care for them, and so on. :)

📅 If your OC had one day left to live, how would they spend it? - Bree :p

Of course you asked this question omggg 😭

Well let’s hear it from the gal herself, shall we? (not *super* edited, please forgive)

“I’d also start with a bath,” I confess. I comb my fingers through the tangled mess that passes for my hair. “The boarding house rarely had warm water for bathing. I never thought I’d be missing that rusty, freezing bathtub.” What I wouldn’t give, even, for just a comb. I’m going to walk to the gallows with a rat’s nest on my head.

“All right. And then?”

This is so much harder than I thought.

“I’d walk, too, I suppose,” I say, “but…not for a whole day. That’s madness.” He smiles despite the jab. “Go to the library, maybe? Stop at a bakery on the way?”

“Cakes?”

“Of course,” I say, and the look on his face is almost enough to make me cry. We both laugh instead.

“Don’t think too hard about the cakes,” I say. “You’ll only miss them more.”

“Why’d you have to bring up the bakery?”

“You brought up the cakes!”

🐁 Capybaras are friend-shaped. What shape does your OC have? - Jamie

What…shape…is Jamie…

Don’t say human-shaped, Kate.

Don’t say wolf-shaped, Kate.

Depending on the day, Jamie is...

an iceberg

one of those trees that grows out of the side of an eroding slope and the roots are becoming visible and you walk by and say, "hmm, wonder when that one's going to fall down"

a mother hen

🥞 Does your OC take proper care of themselves, like getting enough sleep and eating properly? - Colette

Most of the time, Colette does. I think Jamie said at some point early in the story that he can tell, or he suspects, that she came from money before they met, and he’s right. She was used to a certain quality of life before she left home. 😂

So, yes, Colette is taking care of herself—bathing regularly, getting enough sleep, and eating well. Maybe not as well as the olden days, but well enough.

When she gets stressed and worried, though…

Here's a rejected teaser for Chapter 22.

[Image ID: an image with a colourful Victorian house in the background. The image is overlaid with white text that reads: You're too thin. Have you been eating enough? And look at you. You need a bath. You've got leaves in your hair, did you know? Don't you take care of yourself when you're away? Where have you been? End ID.]

#ask game #yet another oc ask game #will wardrew is a snarky little sh*t #bree cooper just wants to live her life #jamie wardrew is too tired for this #the IA boys would be nothing without Colette

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flowerinyourcare · 1 year

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Together With You in the Hazebloom Wonderland ~Invitation for Mitile~

Mitile 4th Year Birthday SSR - card story, card episode, and home screen line!

Chapter 1

[location: magic manor lounge]

Mitile: Uwah..! This cake is so delicious! And there are so many gifts… this is so luxurious!

Mitile, the star of the birthday party, was smiling brightly; the time passed quickly as we enjoyed ourselves with the Central and Southern wizards.

Akira: Mitile, I'd like to wish you happy birthday again! I've got a special gift for you, from me.

Mitile: Ah, thank you very much, Great Sage! This card is super pretty, but what's this…?

Akira: It's an invitation to "Hazebloom Wonderland".

Mitile: Hazebloom Wonderland?

Akira: Yes - it's a place owned by Shylock, after he inherited it from an old friend. I was brought there before, and it's a lot of fun.

Akira: I was thinking that we could go there later today, and I could escort you. Would that be okay?

Mitile: Yes, of course! But what kind of place is this "Hazebloom Wonderland"?

Akira: It's kind of like an entertainment district, with lots of different themed areas. But since it's your birthday, I'd like to bring you to a spot with some fun rides.

Mitile: So cool…! I'd love to go there. So where is this place? When should we leave?

Akira: Actually, we have this magic door that will take us there right away!

Saying that, I held out a small door the size of a photo frame in front of Mitile. Mitile looked curiously at the door, the frame of which was entwined with delicate ivy and blossoming flowers.

Mitile: So we can get there right from here…! Okay, then after the birthday party is done, we can go. I'm really excited, Great Sage!

Chapter 2

[location: manor hallway]

Akira: Mitile, are you ready to go?

[location: Mitile's room]

Mitile: Yeah! I just finished putting my signature on the invitation. Next, I'll recite my spell, just like how the Sage said…

Mitile: <Orotnik Sealsispilce>!

When Mitile cast his spell, the invitation in his hand began to glow.

As if in response to the invitation, the door frame I held also started to emit light.

Fog overflowed from the door, gradually flooding the room with white haze. As the fog thickened, a sweet scent enveloped us.

[location: Hazebloom Wonderland]

Mitile: This must be Hazebloom Wonderland…!

His eyes brimming with curiosity, Mitile gazed at the colorful stone tiles at his feet, and then at the carousel horses spinning through the indigo sky. Then, he looked down at his own body.

Mitile: Huh? My clothes changed…?

Akira: People who are invited to this place will have their clothes magically changed when they arrive.

Akira: Wearing that coat over your shoulders makes you look more mature than usual. You look really cool, Mitile!

Mitile: Ehehe, thank you!

Mitile: This thing over here must be one of the carousel rides* that you told me about, Great Sage. It looks fun!

Mitile: …Huh? There are a lot of seats, but they're all empty. Are there no other visitors?

Akira: This visit is just for you, Mitile, so right now, it's just the two of us.

Mitile: Just for me…! Then, does that mean I can pick whatever seat I want?

Akira: Definitely. Which one do you want to try first?

Mitile: In that case, this seat with all the flowers would be great!

Bouncing excitedly on his feet, Mitile climbed into the teacup-shaped seat of the park ride.

Mitile: It smells so sweet and nice… nn, huh? I suddenly got kind of sleepy…

Akira: Oh, I forgot to mention…! Each seat's flowers have a different fragrance with different effects, and I suppose this one makes you sleepy.

Mitile: Mn, I see….. wow…. it's definitely…..making me more relaxed…..

After that, Mitile wanted to run around the whole play area, trying out one ride after another.

Before long, he led us over to one particular area, which was paved with scattered round cobblestones.

Mitile: Great Sage, let's see this attraction next! Actually, I had my eye on it when we first walked by it ages ago.

Mitile: "If you step on the flower, the flower will bloom". What does that mean?

Akira: Here, let me explain it as we go. I think it's easier to understand while you're actually doing it.

Akira: Mitile, try hopping onto that cobblestone.

Mitile: ? Okay, got it. Here we go--

As soon as Mitile's toes touched the stone, it began to glow and transform.

Chapter 3

Mitile: Whoah! The stone's got a flower pattern!

Akira: It's my turn next, then.

Mitile: Huh? Great Sage, your flower pattern is different from mine, isn't it?

Mitile: …Ah, both stones went back to normal.

Akira: That's because our flower patterns don't match. This is a game where we want to light up tiles with matching flower patterns, and if you match them all with no mistakes, you win.

Mitile: Oh, that sounds interesting! Let's try it again, Sage!

Soon enough, Mitile and I were easily matching the flower patterns.

Akira: (I thought it would be difficult, but thanks to Mitile's good memory, things are going well. It's pretty reassuring.)

After some more time, the ground was in full bloom with flower designs, leaving only two white stones blank.

Mitile: Great Sage, we've taken turns stepping on stones until now, but how about we try to step on the last two at the same time?

Akira: Sounds good! Okay, let's step on three. One, two… three!

Our timing matched up perfectly, and we each hopped onto a stone at the same time. Every stone lit up at once with a dazzling white light.

The light slowly faded, coalescing into a field of flowers that spread across the ground.

Akira & Mitile: Wow~!

Mitile: "If you step on the flower, the flower will bloom"...

Mitile: So it means that if you successfully match all the flower stones, a real field of flowers will bloom!

Standing in the center of the newly-sprouted flower garden, Mitile lets out a sigh of admiration. Glancing at Mitile, I quietly take something out of my bag.

Akira: Actually, Mitile, I have another gift for you. Here you go. You said you wanted new ones of these, didn't you?

Mitile: Huh? This is…

Mitile: Wow, notebooks and pens for studying! And this pen looks really grown-up, like the one that Dr. Figaro uses!

Mitile: I can't wait to use them as soon as I can. Thank you very much, Great Sage!

Akira: I'm glad you like it! I thought that something you had said you wanted was a good idea, so I put a lot of thought into picking them out.

Akira: …But I especially wanted you, who works so hard all the time, to be able to take a break and play around. That's why I invited you here.

Mitile: Great Sage… Thanks to you, I was definitely able to relax a lot today! Tomorrow, I'll make sure to get back to working hard.

Mitile: I want to keep being helpful to you, and it makes me happy to be relied on by Riquet and Dr. Figaro.

Akira: You have my full support, Mitile. Whenever you need to take a breather, we can do it together. Just like we did tonight.

Mitile: Yes!

Mitile hugged his gift close to his chest, and smiled like a flower in full bloom.

Just watching him treasuring his gift made me feel as though I had received a gift myself.

Akira: (It makes me happy to see Mitile happy.)

[flower petals start flying]

Mitile: …..Huh? Something is falling… are these white flower petals?

Although there's no wind, flower petals had started floating through the air, from some unknown source.

Akira: (That's right… Shylock said that when the heart of the special guest had been satisfied, the gates of the playground would close.)

[location: Mitile's room]

Mitile: …Ah, we're back in my room.

Akira: Yes, we've returned to the manor.

Mitile: My clothes are back to normal, and it feels like I just woke up from a dream.

Mitile's gaze dropped to his hands, where he was still holding the invitation and the gift I had given him. His eyes widened in surprise.

Mitile: White petals…

Akira: Oh… a few petals got caught between your gifts and followed you home.

Mitile: So even though it felt like a dream, it all really happened…

Mitile: Great Sage, thank you for giving me such a wonderful time! I'll never, ever forget this day.

*i can't tell exactly what kind of ride it is, but i think it's one of those spinning teacup/saucer rides? i don't know exactly how to describe it nicely so i went with carousel ;w;

** if you know a better way to translate 花霧の遊戯場 please let me know :']

Card Episode - "To Make Everyone Smile"

Akira: Mitile, your birthday party the other day was such a blast. It made me happy to see you smiling so much.

Mitile: Yes, it was a super fun party!

Mitile: Not only were Dr. Figaro, Mr. Lennox, and nii-sama there, but the Central wizards also helped throw the party.

Mitile: Between all the congratulations and gifts I recieved, the time just flew by!

Akira: Ahaha, that's the most important part. Come to think of it, when you opened your gift from Riquet, you were all surprised, like "wow!", right?

Mitile: Ehehe… I wasn't expecting him to get me a gift, so I was surprised.

Mitile: …Ah, speaking of surprises, Mr. Oz was there too. He even helped Riquet and nii-sama with the decorations.

Mitile: Then, Arthur, Cain, and I all cracked some birthday poppers together!

Akira: It sounds like everyone, including Oz, really wanted to make your birthday celebration special.

Mitile: If that's true, that makes me happy… I received a lot of congratulations from everyone, so I think it'll be my turn to congratulate them next.

Mitile: I want to prepare happy birthday parties that will make everybody smile… Mr. Oz included!

Home screen line

"Whenever my birthday comes around, I end up thinking about how much I want to become a full-fledged wizard. A strong, handsome, cool wizard, who will help all kinds of people… Well, I'll have to start by studying as hard as I can!"

#mhyktl #mahoyaku translation #mahoyaku #promise of wizard #mitile flores #// mitile #// card story #// birthday 2023 #// hes so so so so cute i almost cried reading this . ohhh my lord #// i agonized over how to tl the wonderland . plkease help me .#// ty to sheep for their help !!!!!

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hey about the drabbles can we get a marriage on the rocks ish au where oc has always given more than what is reciprocated to the relationship?? any member is ok :)) I love your writing

Pairing: Vampire!Taehyung x Human!OC (Name: Angel) Warnings: relationship neglect, angst Word Count: 1k+ Author’s Note: I hope this was to your liking, nonnie! I’m not sure how good it is but I tried my best lmao

Being the more affectionate spouse in a marriage brought no trouble to Angel. She gave him little gifts, kissed him more, hugged him longer and had always been the first to initiate anything. Taehyung would be slow in his reactions but eventually he played along. Whenever their kisses became heated, he’d take the lead. That was enough for a while.

Tonight, when the moonlight was at its full shape, Angel and Taehyung sat at the dinner table. It was the warmest room in the mansion as the fire was constantly refreshed. She prepared a meal herself, crimson tea and blood cakes. Not just blood but a mixture of berries inside a thin rice pastry. It was Taehyung’s favourite and after pushing the initial thought of human blood on her hands, Angel enjoyed making it.

Angel resorted to reading her favourite book once she was done with her brief supper. She used to sit next to him so they could have conversations but after enough silence and short answers, reading was the next option. The constant cycle of accommodating to however little Taehyung interacted with her.

“I have a ball my mother wants me to attend,” said Taehyung. “I’ll be gone for a few days.”

“Oh. Is it private?”

“Mostly senior vampires, nothing to worry about.”

Angel smiled, maintaining the patience she had tried to master ever since the first time Taehyung kept her away from these events. She didn’t turn into a vampire so it was less likely that she’d be able to take part in those events. Angel had to deal with that much. It wouldn’t have been difficult if Taehyung showed a little more affection behind closed doors.

It was fine. She was fine.

Until a knock came on the door. It echoed through the empty mansion. Hada, their head servant, answered.

“My Lady Kim,” said Hada. “Why are you—”

“What? I can’t visit my own brother in his house?” Kim Taeran was one of Taehyung’s ten sisters. The oldest as Angel remembered. Her dress, gleaming in a blood red, clinked along with her gold jewellery as she waltzed into the dining hall. “Brother! Are you still eating?”

For the first time, Angel saw a glimmer of emotion flicker across Taehyung’s face. Angel, on the other hand, was elated to have seen someone from his family. She’d only heard a few stories here and there.

Taeran’s wide grin faded though when she noticed Angel. “Oh? Who’s this?” She lifted her nose, immediately taking in her scent and grimacing. “Dear oh dear, a human.”

Angel stammered, looking over at Taehyung. Did his sister not know who she was?

“This is Angel,” he said. His eyes narrowed at Taeran, piercing into her.

Taeran’s eyebrows lifted high as a smirk stretched across her face. “Angel…aww.” She looked down at her like she was a lowly animal. “You poor thing.”

“Taeran.” Taehyung spoke through gritted teeth.

“I knew my brother was cruel but this takes it to another level.” Taeran laughed.

Angel shook her head. “I don’t understand.”

“Of course you don’t.” Taeran pouted. “My brother talked about marrying a human to piss off our parents. I didn’t think he’d keep up with the lie so closely. Keeping her in your mansion and not telling her.” She stroked Angel’s hair, making sure that her sharp nails tugged at her scalp so she wouldn’t pull away. “I half-thought you sucked her dry and left her somewhere already.”

Angel looked over at Taehyung who had neutral expression on his face. As usual. As per usual. All the time. Even in this moment, nothing changed on his face. The days of being patient, breathing deep and telling herself to believe that Taehyung was just quiet or reserved. All of that came down and settled like rot in her stomach, making her sick. Her heart was being crushed by her own lies that she had created to feel better.

Every coping mechanism she made backfired and cut through her skin.

Taehyung grabbed onto Taeran’s wrist, pulling her away from Angel. “Leave us now.”

Taeran stumbled back from the force, letting out a mirthless laugh. “You can’t be angry at me for your own fuckups, brother. You were the favourite for too long anyway.”

Hada quietly escorted Taeran out of the mansion although the vampire continued to laugh like it was the best joke she’d heard in a while.

In some way, Angel agreed with her. It was a joke. Every ounce of effort she had made in this relationship amounted to nothing in the world nor in Taehyung’s heart.

“Taeran likes to create drama,” said Taehyung.

“Is what she said true?” Angel asked, staring up at him. “You married me only to anger your parents.”

“Our marriage angered my parents.”

“But was that your intention?” Her voice tightened just as her chest did.

Taehyung stayed silent, pressing his lips tight.

Angel sighed as tears began to blur her vision. She stood from her chair, wanting to distant herself from him as the silver moonlight shone through the window. “I gave you three years of my life and it was just some joke to you.”

“My parents never approved of our marriage, I kept you away from them to protect you.” Taehyung gestured roughly, trying to grab hold of her arm but Angel yanked him away.

“It’s not just your parents,” Angel whimpered. “It’s you. You barely talk to me, or kiss me and everytime you touch me, it feels distant.” Her throat clogged making it difficult to speak but she still tried. “I tried…I tried so hard to be okay with it. But you pretend I don’t exist with them and you pretend I don’t exist with me.” She chuckled sadly.

Taehyung’s expression softened. “If you didn’t like it, why didn’t you tell me?”

“You used to show me affection,” she said. “It was so natural to you for a while but then—you just stopped. Now I know why. Take the naïve girl from the village below and be on your merry way, right? They’re all just disposable to you.” Angel stomped past him but Taehyung grabbed onto her arms, forcing her to look at him.

“Just listen to me, I did—” he cupped her cheeks. “—for a moment, for a small moment, I did bring you here to anger my parents. But that changed, okay?” His thumb traced along the soft underside of her eye, wiping away the fresh tears. “I didn’t come this far, this long just because I wanted to prove something.”

It was the most intimate Taehyung had sounded in so long. The same whispers he used to give her after a night of passion or quiet mornings. Angel had forgotten how good it sounded, the warmth that travelled down her spine.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered, pressing his forehead against hers. “I love you. Please.”

How easy it would’ve been to fall into the sweet comforts. How desperate she was to gain some semblance of this measure from the man she loved. To see the pure tenderness in his eyes and feel the caresses of his hands so vividly. But it couldn’t be this way. Angel shouldn’t have to come this far to feel these simple things.

Angel moved away from his grasp, ignoring how much his touch lingered and nearly scarred her skin. “I’m going home.” She pulled off the transparent ring around her finger, decorated with pressed flowers.

“Wait,” Taehyung’s voice began to break but she knew she had to keep going.

Placing the ring on a nearby table, Angel quietly whisked out of the mansion she had so lovingly tended to. The gardens she had nurtured with all her heart. The bond she tried so hard to maintain with grace. It was all going to be left behind.

#taehyung #drabbles #taehyung fanfic #taehyung fanfiction #bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #taehyung drabbles #bts drabbles #drabble game #taehyung x oc #bts x oc

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abookishdreamer · 2 years

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Character Intro: Psamathe (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Dimples by Proteus

Sam, Nerd by her siblings

Age- 18

Location- Underwater Kingdom

Personality- She is quirky and cool- a true individualist. She's a self proclaimed "nerd" with great potential for business savvy. When she's not home, her favorite place to be is on the beach, feeling the warm golden sand beneath her feet. She’s in a relationship.

She’s a nereid nymph. She has pale green and silver colored scales on her tail.

Sam still lives with her family & is currently taking online college courses, hoping to get a degree in business administration. She's also taking a couple extra classes on arenology, the study of sand.

She's confident in her curvy figure. She really looks up to one of The Graces, Thalia (who's also plus-sized). She's a big fan of their fashion brand No.3 & Co. Sam also admires Aetna (goddess of volcanoes).

Sam is currently starting up her own business through a loan which was given to her by her older sister Actaea (Tea)- designing & making decorative colorful sand terrariums. Psamathe is also using the help of her sister Themisto with designing the official website.

Her go-to drink is a pineapple rum punch. She also likes coconut water, lychee flavored soda, mineral algae water, beer, and the lava flow- a frozen drink made with rum, strawberries, bananas, pineapple juice, & coconut cream. Her usual from The Roasted Bean is an olympian sized iced coconut latte.

Her favorite dessert is haupia (coconut pudding). Sam also likes her mom's pineapple rum cake.

She can also play the acoustic guitar & ukulele.

Sam's favorite vacation so far has been when she and her dad traveled to Olympius (where they went to the state of Naxos), where they sand surfed along the sand dunes!

She also has a part-time job as a co-instructor at a hula dance studio in the outer currents of her family’s neighborhood. She loves teaching the other kids and her younger siblings how to hula dance.

Her favorite meal is a shrimp burger (added with avocado & cilantro), a 20 piece fish nuggets (with spicy mango salsa dipping sauce) with large seaweed fries. She also enjoys her father's pineapple fried rice & her mom's seafood mix macaroni salad.

There's this perfume she loves wearing that smells of coconut.

Sam once cursed out her sister's ex Polyphemus online on Fatestagram after she found out that he was cyber stalking her.

She has a boyfriend named Proteus. His family herds seals and he's a well known performing contortionist in a circus. He's even trying to start up his own business, becoming a professional performer and a seal trainer. Sam really admires how fearless and non judgemental he is & his offbeat quirky personality. They had sex with each other for the first time near a sand dune at a private beach of one of his father's friends. Their first date was at a fireworks show in the state of Crete.

Sam's favorite gift so far has been from her successful model sister Thetis, who gave her a Diamond Ave. seal shaped jeweled clutch!

In her free time (when she's on the surface), she loves surfing the sand dunes, bike riding, sunbathing, and looking for seashells near the coves. At home, Sam loves cooking, watching TV, whether it's tuning in to The Dynasty of The Vain and Powerful with her mom and sisters & the latest soap You Brought Me The Ocean or The Hidden Treasures of Atlantis with her father. She also loves watching documentaries.

"Underwater may be my home, but the beach is my hometown."

#my oc #my oc character #my character #oc character #oc intro #character intro #oc introduction #character introduction #modern greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek mythology

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yuuniee · 2 years

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[SSR] Renée – Union Birthday Voice Lines

When Summoned:

“My~ Have you come to celebrate this merry day too? Come then, let us make the most of it!”

After Summoning:

“Birthdays are not just for a specific person to enjoy, but everyone else as well. So, I wish you can enjoy my birthday too~”

Groovy:

“Today might’ve ended, but I had the most wonderful day~ Thanks for... everything... really...” [happy sob]

Set Home:

“Everything is so beautiful, like me! Right~?”

Home Idle 1:

“Hey, have you seen Grim around? This little troublemaker knows nothing when there is tuna in it... I was already about to give him a few cans...” 😔

Home Idle 2:

“Tsunotarou-senpai gave me a shiny stone, saying that it’s a magical stone that only I can discover what it does... I don’t know what should I do with it, though...”

Home Idle 3:

“While I appreciate the effort Lilia-senpai put to make cookies for me.. I think they taste a little... weird.”

Home Idle – Groovy:

“Are you interested in my hair buns~? Charlotte-chan made them, so we have a matching hairstyle! Aren’t they so cute~?”

Home Tap 1:

“Ace-kun distracted me with a couple of card tricks while Deuce-kun brought me an egg tart. Only if they could cooperate with each other all the time...”

Home Tap 2:

“Ortho-kun gave me some information about the prices of the guitars, because I want to buy one for myself~ Why? So I can play it in my spare time, of course!”

Home Tap 3:

“Wh-why are you so interested in what Cater-senpai gave me?!.. Okay, he gave me a heart shaped necklace and a hoodie... Heh, how thoughtful of him...”

Home Tap 4:

“Kalim-senpai... He threw a party for me... But why.. would he do that..? Just because it’s my birthday doesn’t mean he can do something like that for me.. right..?”

Home Tap 5:

“The cake was so delicious, I feel like I can take another slice of it! Trey-senpai just knows how to make a cake this delicious~!! ...But I feel like I should give something to him in return, you see... Heheh~”

Home Tap – Groovy:

“There is some cream on the back of my hair? ...Could you wipe it off for me, please? I cannot reach out to there that much, you see.”

This is a card you can get by summoning “Renée – Union Birthday” banner during 24th May, 15:00 (JST) and 1st June 14:59 (JST).

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#twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #disney twst #twst wonderland #renée rose menken #twst yuu #union birthday

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yin-yanglulu · 4 months

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Valentines Day

Rating: General Audiences

Category: M/F

Fandom: Skylanders (Video Games)

Relationship: Cali/Flynn (Skylanders)

Characters: Cali (Skylanders) & Flynn (Skylanders)

Additional Tags: Fluff & Valentines Day

“You ready yet?” Flynn asked, he was waiting for Cali outside her cabin.

“Almost!” Cali replied.

“Annd there! What’d you think?” Cali said as she opened the door.

“Wowsers! That suits you well!” Flynn said.

“Thank you!” said Cali.

The two of them walked out onto the dock of the Dread-Yacht, which had a candlelight table with two seats in the middle for them to sit on.

“Woah, how did you set this up?” Cali asked.

“I asked a couple of the guys to help me, Boomer suggested we put dynamite on the table instead of a candle but I declined his offer!” Flynn answered.

“Hm, nice of him to offer help!” Cali joked.

“How are we gonna eat? Did you ask anyone to cook anything?” Cali said.

“Yeah, I asked Ghost Roaster if he could cook for us, the food is already made!” Flynn replied.

“It’s funny, one time I asked him for a cheesecake, he misheard me and gave me a cake with knees in it, he didn’t tell me that until after I had eaten it, heh!” He added, Cali laughed with him.

“Anyways, when’s the food ready?” Cali asked.

“It already is!” Flynn answered.

A waiter came out and brought them their starter.

After that, came their main course, and then their dessert…

A while after finishing their delicious meal, they sat down on the edge of the Dread-Yacht, admiring the beautiful starry sky.

“Oh wait! I forgot to give you this!” Flynn said, giving Cali a heart shaped box.

“Thanks! happy valentine’s day!” Cali replied.

“So you…wanna dance?” Flynn said.

“Hm, yes!” Cali said, taking his hand.

“The pleasure’s mine, m’lady!~” Flynn said flirtatiously, kissing Cali’s hand, causing her to laugh playfully.

“Wouldn’t it be more romantic if we had some nice music playing?” Cali asked teasingly.

“I got you covered!” Flynn answered.

A tune could be heard from the speakers on the ship, and they began to dance.

“Seems like you’re the one leading me on this one!” Cali said.

“I’ll let you enjoy the moment a little more!” Flynn replied.

He noticed Cali looking at him, she was smiling teasingly at him.

“What’s up?” Flynn asked.

“Nothing, just noticed you look a little more handsome than usual!” Cali answered.

“My good looks capture your eye? Understandable, your beauty caught my eye too!” Flynn teased.

Cali chuckled flirtatiously as they dipped, their faces closer to touching than before.

“Have I ever told you that I love you?” Cali said.

“A million times, although a million and one times wouldn’t hurt!” Flynn replied.

The two of them went for a kiss, the moonlight glistening beautifully behind them.

“I know i already said it, but happy valentine’s day!” Cali whispered as they departed from the kiss.

“Happy valentine day!” Flynn replied, lightly kissing her again.

“I’m getting cold, mind if we snuggle indoors?” Cali asked.

“Sure! I’d love to snuggle with a gorgeous lady like you!” Flynn answered.

The two of them went inside their cabin to snuggle for the rest of the night.

The End

#skylanders #calynn #lulu’s fics

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"Maki… it's me, Shuichi. May I...come in?" Shuichi asks from beyond her door after giving it a couple of soft knocks. He knows Maki doesn't like much attention on her birthday, but he still wanted to see her, wish her a nice, and of course: give her a present. If she does open the door, Shuichi will light up, and bows his head in thanks as he greets: "Thank you… good afternoon, Maki: and Happy Birthday! I know you probably don't want to be bothered, but I hope you won't mind spending at least a bit of time, together… !" Once inside, Shuichi will hand her a gift bag, along with a red dessert box, tied with a white ribbon. "I made you a cake, and I got you a few things. You can open it all, now, if you'd like: I hope you'll love it….!"

Inside the dessert box, was a chocolate fudge cake, topped with dollops of whipped cream, and strawberry slices on top the whipped creams. Then in the gift bag, were a pair of earrings shaped like plum blossoms, and a red cableknit sweater, with the sleeves of it being with white ribbons. "I also brought us some tea, to enjoy together with the cake if you'd like…! And I thought those earrings and seater would look really nice on you, hehe. But yes, I hope you're still having a great day, Maki: and if I was able to make it even better for you… !" (SORRY AGAIN IT'S SO LATE, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAKIII!!! 🌸 🎀 🎂)

Happy Birthday Maki 2024 || Not Accepting

There were only two people she wanted to see/hear from on her birthday and Shuichi just happened to be one of them. (The other was probably too busy staring at the stars, daydreaming about floating among them). Despite that, she was still hesitant to let him into her room. She had never really celebrated her birthday before - the orphanage didn't care much and Maki never had time to make or keep real friends for long. It was just never in the cards for her.

Maki watched him intensely as he entered her room, handing her a gift bag and box from a bakery. "You made the cake? I didn't know you liked to bake," she replied, setting the gifts down and gently untied the pretty ribbon from the cake box. "It looks amazing...!"

She peeked into the gift bag before pulling out the sweater and earrings to admire them more closely. She felt her face heat up with a blush as she ran her fingers along the white ribbon sleeves.

"I don't deserve all of this, Shuichi," Maki replied bashfully. "But I really appreciate this... I've never really celebrated my birthday before. So thank you. I'd... I'd really like to share the cake and tea with you."

#riglink message received #ahogedetective #Thank you for this!!!!!!!!#hbd maki 2024

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lifewiththelulus · 7 months

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When Braise and Kindlin go to fire land for the holidays Braise's mom answers the door and is so darn happy to see him hugging and kissing his face and asking if he had a safe trip But she looks over his shoulder and goes "YOU BROUGHT HOME A GIRL!?" And immediately both Kindlin and Braise are talking over each other explaining that it's not like that at ALL and she lifts her hand at the end and just goes "sorry taken."

After they all go inside he explains how they just happened to meet, and discovered they were brother and sister She listens close and takes a closer look at Kindlin, realizing it must be true. She absolutely hugs Kindlin tight as she would her own kids and just says "I'm so sorry but you're family now, you're stuck with us unfortunately." Kindlin already loves this family so much

Enya, It's just Irish for fire, but the name sounds pretty :'3

Underdeveloped babies that survive are also called rainbow babies. What if Enya calls him something like that? My flicker of color in my life. …Might be more of a mouthful then flicker of hope though

I also think because fire people flicker out when they sneeze and he gets sick alot it ended up being an accurate name lol

He loves hims brother

He practically begged to hold him when Enya first brought him home lol

Birch hears about her trip and starts to gets worried about her moving to fire land to live with this family?

She does feel a little heart ache at first Thinking Kindlin might be happier with her "real" family, but she reminds herself that no matter what Kindlin decides to do she's happy as long as kin is happy. Even if that meant leaving her.

Of course when Kindlin gets back she practically jumps on Birch for a huge hug and goes on about how much she missed her and how she missed home She's a little worried when Birch hugs her again and starts crying but figured Birch just missed her too and was being emotional that day so just stayed in her arms for a while and Birch cradled her close as she always did

Kindlin is super happy to meet them and see he's had a good life there, but she can't help feeling a twinge of jealousy he got that kind of life from the start

This is all the more reason for Kindlin to rush into Birch's arms when she gets back home tbh She sees how Enya treats them and it reminds her so much of Birch and how she would hold her like that, like she was the most precious thing in the world. Jealousy fades to homesickness and she's missing her flower mom and the smell of baked goods in no time

Of course Enya, being a mom herself, picks up on the vibe and let's go of the boys to hug her too She whispers a thank you in Kindlin's ear for being in Braise's life and Kindlin just hugs back and tears up. She never felt this wanted or loved as a kid, not until she stumbled upon that cake shaped building. She wished she could go back in time just so she could tell herself how everything would be ok and she would matter, and she would love and be loved.

I can see them having a good time celebrating after that, making a good meal and Kindlin even baking something and sharing the recipe when Enya falls love with the treats lol

At some point they're all sat at the table, them sharing stories about growing up there, and the holidays they celebrated before at that same table. Of course Kindlin feels a little out of place, especially when they ask her about how her family celebrates and she responds by telling them she doesn't really celebrate fire holidays because she's the only fire person in her family and they'd already given her everything, she couldn't ask them to celebrate things that didn't mean anything to them. She says it's actually the first time she's celebrated this with anyone in years, and they kind of look at her with suprise. Braise brings up the point that he met Birch and that lady would literally do anything for her, and she should bring it up because this kind of stuff is part of who they are. She just nods and remains quiet the rest of the dinner But braise sees how she reacted and makes sure to let her know she's being included whether she liked it or not, because she's part of the family.

He had a few suspicions about her not telling the whole truth about her life, but won't push her about it. He knows if she wants to tell him she will so for now just makes sure to remind her they're family and always were even if they didn't know about each other until now .

Meanwhile, Cirrus is struggling to feel comfortable in fire land, hard for her to do so when all the beds and iron grills, the food is extra, extra spicy to the point she can't consume it, and the air there has very little moisture. Every time she's about to ask if they could go back home. she sees Kindlin's with her brother and her smiling face, "…yeah it's worth it."

Birch is very much enjoying her time with her grandbabies back home. Kindlin wanted to visit fire land to get a feel for it before bringing the kids

Oof Kindlin and Cirrus getting ready for bed the first night they're staying And Kindlin out of nowhere hugs her tight and starts to cry She's so mixed up about how to feel about everything She doesn't say anything or look at Cirrus, just holds her close, softly hiccuping every so often. She usually doesn't do stuff like that, but she just couldn't hold it back

Cirrus was just about to ask how long she planned on staying there until she got hugged. She has no idea why she’s so sad now when she looked so happy just a few minutes ago. So she holds and asks what’s wrong

Don't be sorry for THIS

Kindlin pulls away and wipes her eyes quickly, then smiled at Cirrus as they continued to fall anyways "Nothing my love. Absolutely nothing." She smiles through the tears and pulls her in to kiss her nose.

Cirrus doesn't want to pry too much, so she just holds her while she's asleep. (and doesn't get any sleep because she's basically a cloud on a BBQ bed)

When Kindlin notices the toll being there takes on her she wraps up the visit early She really likes this new part of her life but nothing is more important to her than the love of her life. She would never forgive herself for letting Cirrus get sick

Enya is sad to see them go, but she gives them both the biggest hug and tells them that they're welcome anytime.

Kindlin picks Cirrus up to carry her to the ship, insisting that she conserve her energy and moisture as much as possible until they're back on the open sea and it's more humid again

Braise thinks they're so cute together and actually really likes Cirrus when they meet. He's always been very family focused so seeing how she made Kindlin so happy made him happy.

Cirrus is happy to be back home and with her kids, she later suggests that her brother and the family comes to they're place for the next visit.

That's funny I was literally just thinking they'd probably pop in for a surprise visit when they come to see Braise during his break

Imma go ahead and say he's in culinary school cus his name XD A passion for food runs in the family I guess lol

Oof So I'm thinking at some point braise and Birch are alone waiting for Kindlin to get back and they get to talking And he says something about how Birch must've had the time of her life raising a rambunctious little fire kid.

Birch doesn't realize he doesn't know what actually happened and let's it be known she didn't meet Kindlin until she was already 17. He's utterly confused about this and asks her what she meant. Kindlin had told him a different story.

Birch feels bad telling him about it, but at the same time she felt it might help him understand things better. No backing out after that. She still didn't know all the details herself, since anytime she tried kin would close up. But she did tell him about how she was alone for a long time before she started coming to the bakery and volunteering.

Braise is left with the worst feeling in his chest after that. '*she… she had it so rough, and here I am flaunting my happy life in her face- it explains so much, why she never talks about them… *'

When Kindlin came back smiling with grocery bags in hand he got up and rushed over to hug her tight, not letting her even set things down. She was utterly confused and looked at Birch for an answer, but Birch just looked away, feeling bad now for sharing something so personal.

#falls on her face 🛹#the world is a stage! 🌟#baked woods 🌳#bgc #Burn bright my love ❤️‍🔥

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Things the MC would bring back to their demon bois from the mortal realm:

Lucifer:

MC goes to second hand stores and vintage shops always on the look out for vinyl records that they think Lucifer would like.

Most of the time they try and bring back stuff he'd actually like, such as Tchaikovsky or Vivaldi

Once, they brought back Stravinsky's Firebird Suite and Lucifer wouldn't stop kissing them (once they were in the privacy of his room of course)

Sometimes the MC will bring back more modern music just because it makes them think of him

"I dunno, I just listen to Hozier and think of you"

Lucifer doesn't like all the modern music they bring back but he appreciates the sentiment just the same

Then there's the gag gifts...

Any kind of music that has a reference to the devil or Satan or hell is fair game

These gifts usually elicit an eye roll from the eldest brother but he keeps them all the same

This is why Lucifer owns a copy of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

So when MC brings back a copy of Giuseppe Tartini's Violin Sonata in G minor, they're a little surprised at Lucifer's delighted reaction

"You know, I was the one who visited Tartini in his dreams."

MC's mind = blown.

"Also, this copy is cursed. I know you know how much I enjoy cursed vinyls."

"I- wait... What?!"

MC is very upset that they had a cursed vinyl in their possession this whole time

Mammon:

This boy loves stuff, and he loves MC, so he's gonna love any gift really

But MC knows he loves treasure and jewels and as much as they'd love to just bring him back nice watches and jewelery...

MONEY IS A THING, AND MC IS NOT MADE OF IT.

So MC settles for semi-precious stones instead

They always find fun and beautiful stones at museums and those metaphysical stores and they always pick out one that reminds them of Mammon

They're really nervous when they give him his first gift

"Hey, I got this for you and I know it's not fancy or expensive but I saw it and thought of you and I just wanted you to have it."

Mammon will love them until they die. He is really just so touched that MC thought of him. He'll try and play it cool though

He totally fails. MC won't tell him that though

MC brings him Lapis Lazuli and tells him it reminded them of his eyes and Mammon is now a puddle of lovesick goo on the floor

Mammon puts more shelves in his room dedicated to all the gifts MC gives him

One time MC brings him back some fool's gold in a teeny little jar on a chain, so that he can wear it

"Fool's gold? Why cuz I'm a fool?" Mammon asks with a roll of his eyes.

"What? No, cuz I'm a fool for you."

Mammon only love MC until they die? WRONG.

He's gonna love them forever now

He was gonna do that anyways

Leviathan:

C'mon, this boy is easy. Anime/manga stuff and TSL. Need I say more?

At first he'll be suspicious of MC wanting to give him gifts, but once they've convinced him that they're doing it out of the kindness of their heart he's really touched

The first thing the MC brings him is a pen with a little Ruri-Chan on the end of it

"I know it's not much, but I just happened to see it and I knew you'd like it"

Like it??????

HE LOVES IT! HE'S OVER THE GODDAMM MOON.

He's never seen anything like this in the Devildom and he doesn't think about the small stuff usually because he's too busy trying to get the big collectors edition items. So he actually really loves this.

MC continues to bring him cute small stuff like buttons and keychains and Levi loves them all.

His favorite item(s) that MC brought him is a pair of Lord of Shadows and Henry BFF enamel pins

He definitely tackle hugged MC when he got them

He gives the Lord of Shadows pin back to MC so they can each have one and show off their BFF status with them

Satan:

MC loves going to second-hand bookstores to shop for Satan.

Satan also appreciates new books, but there's something special about how his face lights up when he finds something old or rare. Anything with a little bit of history to it.

Of course, finding rare books for not a lot of money is a rare event in itself

So a safe bet is to bring Satan non-fiction, the boy loves to learn

But he really loves it when MC puts thought into finding fiction books that he would like

"I just really feel like you'd like Dean Koontz so I brought you one of my favorites by him."

Satan loves those gifts the most because he can talk to MC about the books afterwards

Satan's absolute favourite gift is a leather bound copy of Arabian Nights though

"I was thinking we could read this one together"

"Like you read it to me and pretend to be Scheherazade?" Satan suggests.

MC is flustered at the connotation of the suggestion but agrees anyways

The time they spend together reading that story will forever be one of Satan's favorite memories

Asmodeus:

He's a little harder to shop for than the MC had originally imagined

They tried bringing him make-up and skin care, which Asmo always graciously accepted, but he never seemed super excited about the gifts

But what else is to be expected from the guy who already uses only the best products?

MC suddenly gets an idea when they send Asmo a selfie of them at the park

- OMG! You're so cute! And the background is pretty too!-

MC starts dressing up and going to nice and beautiful places just with the intention of taking pictures

Botanical Gardens, museums, downtown skylines, anything that would make for a good picture

MC goes full on aesthetic art hoe just for Asmo

Only the best pictures get sent to Asmo

Asmo is LIVING for the looks their MC is serving up

- You are absolutely STUNNING! I'm in awe at these AMAZING pictures-

MC makes a scrapbook of the best pictures to give to Asmo the next time they see him

Asmo loves it and keeps it on display in his room always

Also, Asmo definitely makes MC their personal photographer after seeing the wonderful shots they took

Beelzebub:

Obviously, the boy loves food. He's always down to try new snacks from the mortal realm.

But MC wonders if there's something better that they could bring him

One day MC is at GNC for supplements for themself when they notice the workout supplements and get an idea

They grab some fun flavored protein powder and some BCAAs and a really nice shaker bottle just for Beel

Beel is actually really excited to get these gifts!

The Devildom doesn't have fun flavors of protein powder and the shaker bottle is such a great idea!

MC always brings new flavors of protein back for Beel, doing their best to find the weirdest flavors for him to try

Beel's favorite is definitely Birthday Cake.

MC starts bringing him new stuff to try too, protein bars, recovery supplements, collagen, and superfoods shakes

Beel tries everything and tells MC what their favorites are

"I love the BCAAs, I just wish the Devildom had them..." *sad Beel noises*

MC may or may not talk to Diavolo about researching BCAAs and getting them produced and sold in the Devildom

The supplements MC brings actually help Beel with his workouts and to control his hunger (a little)

Beel actually gets hotter??? Who knew that was possible???

MC definitely takes advantage of Beel's new 8-pack 😏😏😏

Belphegor:

What do you get the boy who only wants to sleep?

MC has gotten him stuffed animals and blankets and even a couple of nice pillows, but nothing seems to excite him

... but maybe that's just his personality??

It's not until MC accidentally leaves a sweater in the Devildom, that they figure it out

- You left your sweater down here- Belphie texts MC.

- Oh no, I'll just get when I come to visit y'all again-

- That's fine. I like having something that smells like you-

And the light bulb went off in MC's head.

Every time MC goes to visit they leave a shirt or sweater behind for Belphie, so that he can have something that smells like them.

Belphie loves how MC smells, its like a sweet dream all the time. It helps him sleep better when they're gone.

Belphie starts to complain when MC is gone longer than the item they left smells like them

(Which is every time)

So MC will start leaving Belphie more than one item, packing them in airtight bags so he can use them one after another until they return

Belphie can and will fight anyone who tries to take MC's clothing

"Mammon, you have two seconds to put that sweater back or I will kill you."

And Lucifer probably won't stop him

Diavolo:

He's honestly the easiest to please.

He's so fascinated with any thing that humans do that he'll enjoy any gift from the human world.

MC's first gift to him is a rubber duck.

"The duck is wearing a crown so it made me think of you and I just thought it was cute."

"I love it! What's its purpose?"

"Uh... to float around in the bathtub with you and look cute?"

"Isn't that what you're for?"

Diavolo loves the rubber duck so much it gets his own silk pillow to rest on when it's not taking a bath with Diavolo.

MC brings him cute pens, and keychains sometimes bottles of wine if the bottle is cute.

"The bottle is shaped like a cat! Isn't that delightful?!"

MC's proudest moment was when they found a full and intact tea set at the thrift store

Diavolo immediately fell in love with it.

He insists on only using that set when having tea with MC

But his favorite gift will always be the rubber duck.

Barbatos:

He'll insist that he doesn't need any gifts but that won't stop the MC.

MC is with him in the kitchen in the Demon Lord's Palace when they get an idea.

KITCHEN TOYS.

Barbatos works so hard, he deserves some things to make his life easier and liven up the bland kitchen

MC's first gift is a vegetable spiralizer.

"You use it to turn zucchini and squash and the like into noodles so that you can do fun stuff with vegetables!"

Barbatos accepts it graciously, but he'll probably never use it.

MC brings him spices from the mortal realm and Barbatos actually really loves those.

When MC brings him a food processor, he offers to cook for them right then and there

Despite all the weird gadgets MC ends up bringing him, and there are plenty out there, Barbatos's favorite is a ladle that looks like a stegosaurus.

It's far more whimsical than anything he would've ever picked out, and he'll never use it, but only because he's afraid of ruining it, not because he doesn't love it.

At some point, Barbatos does ask MC to stop bringing him kitchen gadgets

"Why? Do you not like them?" MC asks with a pout.

"I appreciate all of them, but I have everything I need when you're in the kitchen with me."

If MC wasn't already in love with him they are now

Smooth bastard just doesn't want anymore shit in his kitchen

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