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i personally think the duffers should make all the queer ships canon for no other reason than to piss off people who think there were no gay people in the 80s
#like. it would be SO fucking funny#like byler get together first and they come out of the woodwork like NO GAYS ITS 80S EWEW NO GAY PEOPLE DIDNT EXIST THEN#(bc ofc we all know gay people were invented by mcr in 2010 to promote danger days)#but then they make steddie and ronance canon too#and the homophobic fans are rlly mad now#at this point theyre beginning to look like rabid dogs#BUT THEN#EL COMES BACK TO HAWKINS AND IS LIKE OMG MAX IVE HAD A REALISATION AND THEN THEY BECOME GFS#AND THE HOMOPHOBES ARE LIKE NO SURELY NOT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE#BUT THEN JARGYLE GET HIGH AND MAKE OUT. THEYVE ACTUALLY BEEN TOGETHER THE WHOLE TIME.#and when u think its over. hopper and joyce are revealed to be in a throuple w that russian guy.#just they dont even need build up literally just do it out of nowhere bc it would be funny#byler#ronance#steddie#elmax#jargyle
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guys the vibe was thrown all the way the fuck off
tw for abusive parents (it doesnt seem abusive but she IS emotionally manipulative
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ok so i got pissed off at my mom bc shes being a bitch to me for no reason and i told her to leave me alone and i didnt wanna go on a walk with her so she was like wah ewweh weh cancel ur shit and i tell her "girliepop i cant cancel my shit u old fucking hag i got banned' "U GOT BANNED?!?!?#>?$!>?>!#$!?>#$!" 'yeah i said i was bisexual, then got banned, and got banned again cause i said i got banned, cause i was bisexual' "you have to be more careful with what you say online!!" "oh so were bisexual now?" 'girl why do you CARE youre not even homophobic' i told her to die in a fire cause shes manipulating me into being straight AGAIN methinks "waah waahh ur so ungrateful ur so mean u treat me like shit wah wahh i cant wait for u to go to ur sister and play the victim" 'ur playing the victim rn...' "DONT TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" '..fuck off.' and then she fucked off
#i wanna run away#i dont want to live anymore#im so sick of her#mommy issues#parental issues#abusiveness#getting treated like shit#“i love you.” are you sure?#im like her punching bag she gets to blame this on her trauma and migraines#but i cant blame ANYTHING on my problems nonono that would make it too fair! we cant have that#it might be race related too or bc im from my bio dads side and he ike beat her and did unsavoury things to my siblings that#he isnt related to#i think she takes her anger out on me because im like a smaller version of her ex bf#shes not homophobic or transphobic shes really supportive but she tried to make me straight once#also she squares up to me all the time knowing i have trauma from my bio dad aswell but when i square up its#'DONT RAISE A FIST TO ME.' like????????????????????????? i dont fight her unless i need to but ill square up if shes yelling so her voice#gets small i know thats really bad but im a strong believer in revenge and she knows full well she deserves it#parental abuse#parents are disgusting#i just want to die#im going to kms#im ready to kms#im ready to be done#im so ready to just leave#i cant wait for the day i get to move out
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okok im back with incel!kenma
whats even worse is if you really can’t tell if you’re a guy or a girl, the type of person that gives gender envy. if you have longer hair he just assumes your like him and can’t be bothered to cut it.
OKAY THIS THOUGHT JUST HIT ME MID TYPING! YOU’RE THE BITCH NERD!/LOSER!KURO CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT. THERES TWO MAYBE THREE WAYS HE CAN FIND OUT ITS YOU.
also ik this isn’t one of your hcs for kuro but nerd/loser!kuro x mean!goth!gf but maybe you’re not mean to him but everyone else, people even look at him the wrong way and you have them absolutely terrified. and during your face chats with him you never have your makeup or you daily clothes on. normally just bare faced and in something of kuros. surpising how he didn’t pick up kuros old nekoma jersey
number one: maybe kuro posts a picture of you on his story possibly at your pc playing with incel!kenma. or it could be one of the spicy mirror pictures you made him post because why the hell is the dumb bitch from class feeling up on your man for. maybe you even rant to kenma about this dumb bitch who can’t keep her hands to herself, and why the fuck is she touching a taken man. (okay i think incel!kenma is misogynistic but not homophobic because why the fuck would anyone want to deal with some needy whore constantly.) but that rant solidifies the thought that you are infact a guy maybe not one who hates women on the same level as he does but a man nonetheless. but once kuro posted that picture he figured it out and was disgusted.
number 2: kuro is at your house studying, so to keep your boredom at bay you hop online with kenma, it’s about two hours in when he hears a knock shuffling in the back ground followed by the sound of someone falling onto your bed when he asked about it your response is casual “oh its just my boyfriend.” and he doesn’t pick at it anymore. but then the mic catches a familiar voice in the background. “pretty girl when are you gonna be done, i want to take a nap with you” you give a hum in response to his question. “alright bro gotta leave after this round, so we have to win don’t wanna lose the last match of the day.” obviously you land up losing because kenma can’t get his pretty little head around the fact that he couldn’t tell you were some fucking bitch, you never told him either so that makes you a fucking liar (even tho he didn’t ask). when the game disconnects he’s seething.
number three: this is the worst option really kuro begs him to come hang out with him at his girlfriend, he swears up and down that she’s not the type of woman he’d hate. promises that they have a lot of the same interests. maybe he sends a picture of you cosplaying as one of his favorite characters but that just lowers his opinion, in the photo he can’t even tell its you though. so he’s even more confused when he meets you guys at the arcade. he cautiously calls you by your in game name and you respond with a smile and respond with your irl name. he’s genuinely not sure how to react. not just bc you’re the person he’s been gaming with for almost a year, but with your thick ass platforms you’re just as talk as kuro if not taller. you literally look down at him, can he even talk shit about a bitch like you with out getting his as beat.
anyway this drug out for way longer than intended. but yeah incel!kenma making assumptions and being totally wrong. how funny would it be if he had a crush on kuros gf
bestie.....my beloved......all of the options just sound so amazing to me omg *kisses u*
the absolute torture incel!kenma has to go through upon finding out that 1) his favorite gaming buddy is a disgusting female, 2) she's dating his best friend and somehow he never knew, and 3) she's so fucking hot that kenma can't stop picturing her face every time he rubs one out.
and you just won't let him live you're so fucking mean to him that kenma can't even get a word in when you're roasting him. the only thing that reels you in is kuroo's soft, pleading voice asking you to be nice.
kenma's embarrassed that his friend has become such a simp but fuck if he didn't wish he was on the receiving end of your sweet words.
#haikyuu x reader#haikyu x reader#kenma x reader#kenma kozume x reader#kozume kenma x reader#🥀#🥀kenma#incel!kenma
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MY FAVORITE RTC QUOTES
when you've been alone as long as i have, you tend to anthropomorphize your friends. (karnak)
-If you believe both armrests are yours exclusively, you are part of the problem. (karnak)
-even in competition against yourself, you can still walk away a loser (ocean)
-he was inspired by traditional african folk music, specifically the lion king (constance)
-raise a middle finger to that most ruthless adjudicator called time (karnak)
-i hope i wiped my browser history clean (constance)
-democracy rocks! (ocean)
-i trade mostly in prophecies that dont make any sense until they actually do (karnak)
-even in death i can't escape her- she's followed me to the afterlife! (noel)
-well played satan, well played (noel)
being the only gay man in a small rural highschool is like having a laptop in the stone ages. sure you can have one but theres nowhere to plug it in (noel)
When a lioness has children, she sops making love to the lion. the lion gets jealous, sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You think this would upset the lioness. far from it. they make love again like the children never existed. (jane/penny)
-noooo i cant get any wifi up in this bitch (mischa)
-my gansta persona is only armour to conceal the fact that i am naked child wandering through the wilderness holding in my hands my wounded fragile heart (mischa)
-that was wack (mischa)
-i dont know how it is in your culture but in ours, playing games with peoples lives? super illegal (ocean)
-if its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown scoop it out with your hand and put it in the compost (karnak)
-some people are right wing, some people are left wing but last time i checked it takes 2 wings to fly. we are community we are family, we are the world (ocean)
-what you need is a fother-mucking hero (ocean)
-your cousin was in grade 4 he had to get his stomach pumped (ocean)
-you challenged my preconcieved notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around (ocean)
-OHHHH sweet jesus christ. on a bike. (noel)
-its like a slurpee woodstock (noel)
-a s.xual provacetour and a novelist. who never wrote a novel. or had sex (noel)
-GOD DAMMIT CAN YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR ONE SECOND YOU HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS (noel)
-that was DOOOOOPEE YOOOOO (mischa)
-mad wicked awesome! (mischa)
-fornication under consent of the king (jane/penny)
-in my country it is natural for 2 men to show affection by kissing… not always in heels (mischa)
-theres a difference between affection and smut (ocean)
-not in my bible baby, bonsoir (noel)
mine will only have profanity in chorus (mischa)
-little orphan a hole (mischa)
-teen sex? kills (ocean)
-porno is magical (ricky)
whattt just because im all gangsta dont automatically make me homophobic. its not cool to be homophobe in rap game anymore since macklemore dropped same love. that sh.t was emotionally devastativing yo. (mischa)
he turned to the last fashion of pure stregnth and masculinity in society, self agrandizing commercialized hiphop (karnak)
grab yo dicks if you in the 306 bruh (mischa)
-autotune will never die (mischa)
-my rage has subsided, i am vulnerable now
(mischa)
and that is why not everybody should have a library card! and you should vote for me (ocean)
and this is why you both SUCKED at math (ocean)
-on the other hand, given the context of german history, being a party spoiler might be a good thing. (karnak)
-i guess you could say im pretty sexy on another planet (ricky)
i told you moneky lovedrop (ricky)
-life is hard enough without making up reasons to be dicks to each other (ricky)
-incredible~ (ricky)
-theres only one commandment in the bachelor man bible: dont be a dick (ricky)
-we listen to you now space jesus (mischa)
#ride the cyclone#mischa bachinski#noel gruber#ocean o'connell rosenberg#constance blackwood#ricky potts#penny lamb#jane doe rtc#karnak
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Woohoo, another vent post! I get I need therapy! I will get it eventually. Maybe.
On today's episode of "apples says some bullshit about his emotions that nobody gives a shit about" we have:
The shards.
Pretentious name. I know.
But fuck off this is vent post I'm allowed to be edgy and self referential.
Ok so... I have noticed something about my characters every year or so?
They all tend to have to do with me irl, if that makes sense.
Everything is on display if you know where to look.
I know I won't make it. Not anywhere in life, not to old age. I'm going to work minimum wage until, most likely, I take the easy way out.
And I have a character that represents that
I was raised by homophobic and transphobic old farts who don't like change, and want me to pray to a god I'm sure doesn't care for any of us.
But yet I am close friends with trans people, and AM LITERALLY BI (male preference just to hammer the point home)
So I have a character for that
The feeling I am better than everyone mixed with the knowledge I will never accomplish anything people will give a shit about?
See my very first character written.
The fact that I have to hide who I am with those I care about most, out of fear of losing them? The fact that they only care about me because of the perfect facade I keep up?
Both are characters, sworn enemies of each other, despite being the same person.
The fact that my current personality is a mask I had so long I cant take it off anymore?
Oh, well would you look at that! I have a character for that, and it's topical
The fact I escape to a fantasy world that hurts more than helps. The fact that I live in my games more than I do in the real world, because I know that at least in my games, there is a actual rock bottom I can crawl out from.
I have a character for that.
I have a character for everything wrong with me.
My hatred of parts of myself I cannot change nor get rid of. My fear of how much I have lost of myself. My fear of the world taking more from me if I try to leave my special little place.
I have characters for that.
My spite? My hatred? My fear of death? My craving for it? My every last shard?
All for display.
I even was going to make a game about it, once upon a time.
And I have a character for everything else too. What is too broad to be one or two characters, so instead are split between the hundreds.
My ego, a cardboard cutout of falsities and theatrics, hiding what little self worth I really have
My anger, something that defined me for a decade before I could overcome it. A chained beast I keep in its box l, never to be seen again. (Yes, yes, I know it's edgy fuck off)
My anxiety, with defenses upon defenses to protect from anyone who tries to get close. No matter if friend or foe.
My "funny" disabilities. A jester who can't sit still or get a hint but still won't shut up no matter how hard you try.
And of course, the final boss of my issues, my depression. It eclipses all. Happiness weakened, sadness strengthened. Will to live gone the way of the dodo.
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Lets talk about my goldilocks (goldi)
Shes a single mom, her husband passed away when blondie was a kid and she never looked for anyone else after.
She toned down her girly poofy pink wardrobe when she became a mother, and it got even more toned down after losing her husband.
She was raised very traditionally as most of the parents of the ever after high cast are. This means shes against the whole rebel thing, which explains why Blondie was also against it.
Shes also homophobic, but only because shes not able to understand it as queerness had been very undercover before the time frame of ever after high along with being a rebel. It causes her to lose blondie who is a lesbian and dating cupid. She misses blondie so much considering she was basically the only family she had left and then one day she sees blondie has a baby now, her granddaughter. It makes her desperate to have her family back and she throws her taught prejudice aside and rekindles with blondie, accepting cupid and their daughter as her family.
She likes nature and would take little blondie out into the forests with her to explore and have picnics
As the queen of their village shes on friendly terms with their local bear population, all goldilocks eventually are and its why blondie is so sure on all bears being her friends, its because she sees that the local bears to her village are friends with her mom and so she thinks all bears outside of her village will be friendly with her too.
Goldilocks never pursued a career, all goldilocks usually just become queen of the village (basically just mayor) and raise the next Goldilocks as stay at home moms. Blondie wants a career though, she wants to be a reporter. When she stops talking to her mom she basically realises she can actually fully pursue this career, she figures she wont have to be the queen of the village anymore and goes for it. When she does reconnect with her mom she manages to keep her job, with goldi sharing her duties of queen and helping to look after the kids while blondie and cupid are both working.
Goldi loves her grandkids, she takes them out into the woods just like she did with baby blondie. She raises an eyebrow at the bear cub but she quickly accepts him, she asks her mother bear friends about raising cubs and passes the advice she learns onto cupid and blondie. she proudly shows him off as her grandchild to her mother bear friends, and sets up playdates between him and their cubs so he can have playmates he can be more of a bear with (like using his claws and teeth without risk of injuring his human siblings)
When blondie tells her who the fathers for her bio kids are she raises an eyebrow “king charmings boys? Well thats a coincidence. You know once upon a time those boys could have been your brothers” and blondie is confused and horrified “what” goldi just laughs “oh dont worry theres no chance of that. I just dated him for 2 weeks back in high school” and blondie calls daring and dexter to tell them about it and daring is surprised meanwhile dexter is like “… i kinda knew?” Anyway blondie and daring gang up on him for not telling them, darling sees this and pretends she had no idea either leaving dexter to fend for himself.
She gets along with cupid and thinks shes a sweet girl, and even one day says she thinks shes the perfect girl to be dating her daughter. of course cupid is always on her best behaviour around blondies mom. shes pretty sure goldi wouldn’t be as keen on her if she knew half the things she gets blondie into, or what she gets into blondie 👀 so basically all swearing, sexual references and provocative clothing are kept very much away from goldi’s ears and eyes so she can maintain this image. (Cupid has absolutely had sex with blondie in her moms house, when blondie moans cupid shushes her for basically the first time ever, blondie is confused and cupid whispers “hun, i cant have your mom hear us. shes taking me with her shopping tomorrow for ‘mom and daughter-in-law bonding time’ I cant handle the pressure of her glaring at me and giving me the silent treatment the entire time” blondie rolls her eyes and tries to be quieter.)
Goldilocks has no idea how old her daughter’s girlfriend is and will never know. Blondie and cupid decide its best to keep somethings a secret from her mom, she also wont ever see cupid’s true form or even know shes able to shapeshift at all. the kids say something about cupid’s “cool bone wings!” And goldi is so confused, its even worse when their cub asks goldi “why do i need to be around these other bears?” And goldi says “its good for you to be able to learn bear things from your own species instead of just your human family” and he tilts his head confused “but momma is a bear sometimes, she teaches me bear things already” and goldi confronts cupid and blondie to which they absolutely lie about it.
Goldi meets cupids family once and never again. They are too much for her and cupid cringes as her auntie Aphrodite tries to flirt with a confused goldi. Cupid begs and prays that goldilocks views on her have not changed after the experience.
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realising ive never put into words character speech/think patterns that ive absorbed while having to write them nd i need to so. here u go.
haruka - guilty of not rly paying attention to how he speaks so i have less knowledge of it. used to stutter over his words a lot in t1, had a poor grasp of vocabulary. in t2 he stutters less/not at all, his vocabulary has improved but because of this i like to think he probably speaks close to how muu does (since she taught him) (i have no idea if this is canon or not)
yuno - lots of usage of the word "bothersome". presents a facade that she cares more than she actually does. i dont have a lot of thoughts on how i write her honestly- she's close enough to myself that i just WRITE her speaking manner as myself but a little different. she has a habit of teasing people. can be sexual (in speech) at times. homophobic dog. can make people uncomfortable with her knowledge of them or her general attitude. warmth.
fuuta - also guilty of analysing him less. i just write him sort of like how i speak to people im close to. has a regular angry anime boy speech pattern thats actually not angry- mixed with twitter user. in t2 he develops cult speak habits which actually makes him sort of hard to write bc i have to google things like "Religious words" "Words like salvation" every time i write his dialogue. hes stupid as all fuck.
muu - she's so fuckign funny. "passive aggressive" teenager in high school. says "muu" instead of stuff like "i" or "me/my" 10x more than mahiru's habit. doesnt "care" for most people she speaks to and it shows (unlike yuno's facade). spoiled rich girl. can be ignorant and not necessarily always on purpose. shes just a mean teenager man idk what much else to say about her speech patterns. in t1 she actually used to trail off a lot and hesitate to speak bc she was scared
shidou - guilty of not looking into him a lot. has a habit of "looking down" on the people he's speaking to with the sole exception of kazui (though he tends to think of kazui solely as Older Man Like Me rather than anything. deeper?? idk if that makes sense). verbose like some other little furry shit that i know. doesnt emote well. i write him like myself as well
mahiru - MAHIRU!!! in t1 she used to say her own name a lot like muu. in t2 this changes- she doesn't say do it as often. she apologises a lot in t2. low self-esteem that she makes known in speech whenever talking about herself. she just wants people to be happy. references her magazines/stuff she reads a lot in t1- im always rly sad she's lost this trait in t2. i want her lit major-ness back. sunshine incarnate that's been extinguished. "airhead" and "carefree" are words that describe her but i also tend to write her as being slightly hurt by them- its likely not a nice feeling to be thought of as "stupid" in gentler terms. i like to write her as more observant than people think though i dont think this is canon- she's lit major.......come on milgram...make her strange!!! let her observe people like those who like writing are so prone to do!!!!!!!! cant handle anyone making fast/unpredictable movement towards herself anymore after t2. also. NANDE, NANDE NANDE? (constantly questioning why.)
kazui - i need to analyse him more. his gaze makes people uncomfortable, notably those who dont like parts of themselves "seen". likely an aftermath of his employment of being a detective- he has to be able to know and analyse people accurately. reminiscences on his younger days a lot. i miss my wife tails i miss her a lot.
amane - guilty of not analysing her speech patterns at all actually. verbose. stuck in a cult. more "childish" than she lets on and tries to conceal this fact.
mikoto - i have to make sure he talks about work. tendency to present himself as more "simple" than he is. john speaks more aggressively. "carefree" like mahiru but less and more self-aware.
kotoko - oh boy. stupid fucking verbose bitch she takes so fucking long to write especially since i have to do her pov you have no god damn idea. she is constantly analysing and overthinking everything around her it doesnt stop. blunt. asks a question in return when she doesnt want to answer a question or gives short statements like theyre fact. struggles to read social aspects bc of her paranoia. uses the word "ridiculous" and "-ne?" ("right?") a lot. as well as "evil" or "sinners" or "criminals". thinks shes sooooo fucking smart when in reality shes stupid as all fuck. i write her very much like myself. theres a lot to say about her speech patterns/way she is that influences her speech that idk how to put into words bc its just been absorbed into my brain like a sponge. sounds like shes analysing you every time she speaks. naturally intense-looking in a way that scared muu even in t1.
#HOPE THIS...HELPS? these are also very much generalisations that have nuance to them. i just tend to think of these things as a quick summ-#-ary whenever i have to write them so theyre closer to canon. i probably also missed a lot bc the only characters i stare at under-#microscopes are um. kotoko 'nd mahiru...bc i only write their povs. i have to know them inside and out but for the others i do not..have to#little guy posting
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hey. im a lesbian and lately ive been teally frustrated at the uptick in people calling themselves "bi lesbians" and talking about how lesbians can have sex with men if they want to
how have we fallen this far? i just cant understand it anymore.
Hello, Anon!
I'm not sure if there's actually an uptick or if it's people you follow and the circles you run in, because I am familiar with the term from a while back too, but haven't seen that recently.
At the risk of being controversial, I'm going to recommend you just block and move on instead of arguing with homophobes. As a fellow lesbian, I know the frustration and hurt that comes when we encounter homophobia within the LGBT community, but I've found there's nothing to really win by arguing with random people online.
This might be a strange comfort, but it's really nothing new to despair over. There's always been misunderstandings, different interests and agendas, and even prejudice and conflict within the community, since we are only people. This is just homophobia with a new coat of paint and a funny hat, we've dealt with that before, and so we're going to deal with this too.
If anything, we can take comfort in knowing that nothing is going to change the truth that female homosexuality does exist. We as lesbians are a real group of people, and no matter what wordplay or labels get used and confused, the simple truth that you either are homosexual or you are not will prevail. Instead of arguing, we just need to speak up about our experiences more and louder.
So don't worry too much, and don't get too discouraged. Unfollow and block annoying people on the internet and don't let them cast a shadow on your everyday life. No lesbian is ever going to feel desire for a man, so it's not like there's some highly inconspicuous infiltration operation happening in lesbian circles. If you're in a lesbian-exclusive group you can just ask that person to leave, if you thought you're on a date with another lesbian you can just end it and walk away, and if you're in a WLW space you can roll your eyes and not be friends with that person. If anything, feel sad that some bi women struggle with internalized biphobia so much that they distance themselves from other bisexuals and their own culture.
-Lavender
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hey maybe you could talk a bit about Hom!Earl gray please
what a silly guy !
okay so . originally he was just a Regular Guy (in most aus). then over time in the web of the multiverse a few of the universes had gotten tangled together and timekeeper had to fix that ! exactly 222 different earl greys from different universes walked into the grandmaster hotel at the same time aaaand... all of those earl greys, all of those hotels, are mashed into one. the hotel is in another dimension now, one outside of any universe, and is practically a gateway to those 222 universes included in the incident
the hotel just looks like . Madness. hence the name hotel of madness. nothing makes sense, objects are floating in mid air, stairs are invisible and lead to nowhere, the hotel room doors are fucked up and now lead to the different universes instead of hotel rooms
and earl grey ? hes a weird mixture of all the people he used to be. his body has been warped to the point where he hardly looks the same anymore. he glitches and flickers into his other appearances but if youd like to see a comparison
hes silly and quirky now . hes got memories from two hundred different lives and hes also forgotten a lot of things/gets confused with his memories. Its funny hes so confused by his gender because he has the same thoughts and feelings from all those universes like girl he cant tell if hes homosexual or homophobic!!! he hates all pronouns but also loves using all of them but also he prefers she/her but also he uses neos and you get the point . Conflicted. he just uses he/him because he does not know what to do about it. hes not aroace but also he is yeah its basically the thing but He doesnt really do romantic relationships because theyre too confusing to him
hes also like 7 feet tall which is fun ! hes an actual god in the hotel, like he can change his form and the hotels form He could literally turn the hotel into disneyland if he wanted . but he cant change the doors in any way. theres no getting rid of them
he has 182739374935 traumatic memories girl hes not ok!!!! he probably cant tell if his nightmaares are just dreams or a memory
at first all of the memories were seeping in slowly but then timekeeper thought it would be silly to have it all happen at once. Guy with migraine
anyways she threatens him so nicely and hes basically forced to watch over this hotel since its a gateway for the multiverse now and it would be easy for someone to fuck with the multiverse and she doesnt feel like checking this thing constantly and earl is already exposed to it So!!!!!
hes forced to check up on the hotel all thw time <3 hes decided on once a month is good enough so he just . Checks on every door which takes like 2 days and just makes sure all his precautions are in place. Each door leads to a supply closet in the universe (in the grandmaster hotel) and anyone can walk through it so he has ro make sure its protected
he spends his free time in the sugary shenanigans universe (one of my aus) because thats where hes happiest,, when he walks through a universe's door he takes rhe original form of what he looked like before he became. Hotel of madnessed. he doesnt tell his siblings (roguefort and eclair) about it because they wouldnt believe him but he DID have permission from tk to introduce the chess choco twins from the sugary shenanigans au to the hotel :) nobody knows much abt the situation (not even timekeeper) so like they assumed once earl dies theyd need someone new to look after the hotel. and the chess twins are already very silly they saw rhe hotel and earls true form and went Wow dad this is so cool! :)
that was a LOT hzbd and theres still a lot i didnt say about him but . this is getting long so ill cut it short here ! :]
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hmm... so most of us agree that nami is a lesbian (duh) but since usopp is her best friend on the crew... he can't be a cis straight male. that's just not plausible. where there is one gay the chances of another are doubled, especially if they're bffs.
and zoro is also gay - so we have that. and luffy is ace (i also hc him to be panromantic), sanji bi...
i actually think usopp could be non binary? i can see it. he's (or they? O.o i'll stick to he/him, let's say he doesn't have any preference for pronouns but has obviously gotten used to he but if someone used a neutral pronoun or she it wouldn't bother him. their world doesn't make many strict categories about sexuality so they/them is a bit rare, most who are nonbinary either have their own pronouns in Their language and culture OR they just don't put weight on the gendering of pronouns. we're imposing our terms on them) - so he's got gorgeous curls that i bet he loves taking care of and because of that i also bet he has this feminine side that he's happy to embrace that he inherited from his mom as his dad left him so young. as a result, he doesn't feel attached to being a boy or a girl, and doesn't care. he does, however, still romanticize manliness - a result of insecurity that, over the years, he has come to understand better about himself. i imagine post-ts usopp to have matured a lot in character and also outlook: he now defines 'manliness' as accepting who you are, and living your truth to the fullest. this will solidify in eventual elbaf. he'll meet an incredible girl giant who everyone calls manly cuz her battle prowess is unmatched and so he'll learn that manliness is just sticking to your guns, being brave, and being there for your loved ones. he realizes that the "man" part doesn't really matter after all, and that everyone who teased him growing up was probably just insecure themselves and projecting
anyways, im obsessed with hairdresser usopp. and sure, male hairdressers can be straight but where's the fun in that? he is so handy - he's absolutely the one keeping the crew looking sharp. a lot of ppl probably think it's nami but i don't think she has the hands for it. she's got brains but i picture her being a bit clumsy. usopp is so tactful and adept with his hands, and he's got an eye for detail no one else does. sanji's for food is the only one that compares
yup. that's it. i officially headcanon usopp as a bi non-binary black person. he's long been spoken for by kaya though, but in their travels maybe he finds himself spending the night with a person here or there
this leaves chopper, jinbei, brook, robin, and franky.
franky's easy - he's a cyborg and he has no gender. he is agender. he's also probably bi, just straight-leaning. but he couldn't say no to a beautiful man ;) tbh, maybe he could be pan. that could also be fun. anyways, we all know he doesn't give a fuck about anything but his friends and family, he loves to dance, sing, party, dress wild and crazy- gender for himself and others means nothing to him. he doesn't get bogged down by labels
chopper is straight. like i just cant see it any other way, honestly. but also he's a reindeer so it's not the same as being a hetero cis white male. he's very unproblematic and pure-hearted
jinbei is aromantic i think? but he might settle down to have a family someday anyways with someone dear and kind to him. maybe someone who lost their first and only love, and just wants someone who can make them happy and comfort them. but i could also see him being content going the way of whitebeard and adopting all he loves as his for family. he's been on the sea so long now, been involved in politics so long, he doesn't know how to do much else anymore. he decides to put that good use
brook is straight. that's why he can be so annoying sometimes. and despite being a skeleton, he very much considers himself a man. but he ain't homophobic. he's a musician and he loves love. all love is beautiful to him
and last, but certainly not least, we have robin aka my wife. she's pan 100%. she has no vision about who she could fall in love with, she just wants to be loved and will accept anyone who makes her feel safe, wanted, and that can always make her laugh. she used to have too many walls to even consider romance or sex for a long long time - but having found her place with the Straw Hats, she's ready and waiting for whoever lights that spark (which in my hc is franky. i do love frobin. i love that franky would take such good care of her. i don't think they are in love yet, but it's blooming, and i think what will happen is one day they'll be fighting side by side and they'll both just realize they work so well together and it'll click and fall into place. they'll share a soft look, and after the fight is over, they'll meet on the deck at night once everyone's gone to bed, and they'll talk then robin will kiss him in the middle of him stuttering to confess and they'll make it official)
i love love. ugh it's the best
#mine#ramble#headcanons#the straw hats#everyone is gay#mostly#cuz that's what happens#one queer = two = three#and so forth#this started all because of#hairdresser!usopp#arrie rambles
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Uhhh more formal intro ig lessgooo!!!
(Sorry if some of this makes no sense I didn't sleep all night and I'm writing this before I probaly take a nap)
🐾Names🐾:
🐾I go by midnight, dogday, alastor or ghost mainly, but midnight is my main name and I've used that for years so I'd prefer if you call me that:)
🐾Pronouns🐾:
🐾They/he/xe/it/meow/paw/fizz
🐾Extras🐾:
🐾cat dad of two
🐾some Fandoms I'm in:Ghost, BATIM, FNAF, tattletail, dying light, TWD, COD, warrior cats, hazbin/helluva boss, resident evil, and more I js cannot think of em atm lol
🐾If you dm/message me please tell me why/be paitent, I suck at replying/forget+I am slightly socially anxious/shy asf. Lol
🐾My account is strictly 15+, unless your a underage friend and I gave you permission to follow me, if you are under 15 I'm sorry you gotta go. This is only because sometimes I will post stuff/reblog stuff that isn't exactly appropriate.(ex:gore) and also I swear. Alot..😶
🐾I am greyromantic/acespike and polyamorus with the partner limit of 3-4. I am dating two people atm, no, I will not date you if we just met. It takes me a bit to actully like someone. And by a bit I mean probaly longer than a "normal" person. Keep this in mind.
🐾Genders:Transmasc, agender, catgender, sodagender+femboy.(yes ik it might make no sense but like it's what labels me best I'm sorry)
🐾My discord incase u wanna be friends:xxsvnn1_dr0p_pawzxx
🐾keep in mind if you DO add me on discord, please let me know it's you.
🐾I will mirror your energy/treat you how you treat me. So if your being a dick don't complain I'm being one back, your asking for it mf.
🐾I'm otherkin and a furry :d
🐾I am a satanist. Do not force your religion on me. I will block you.
🐾 my account is mainly a safespace for almost everyone minus most people. Let's keep it that way.
🐾Interact!🐾:
🐾Otherkin
🐾xenogender users
🐾lgbtq+ people
🐾ppl who are 15 and over
🐾warrior cats fans
🐾hazbin/helluva fans
🐾People who have the same interests as me
🐾animal lovers
🐾recovering zoos/necrophiles(your on very thin ice though)
🐾Kinda almost everyone really, I don't really care as long as your 15 and over and respectful and not problematic.
🐾Do not interact🐾:
🐾people who are friends of someone named soldier fox(I do not want to talk about the drama that happaned, he did shit and drama happaned. It was like 3 years ago or some fucking shit. Leave it be and hop off my dick about it. Me and him have settled things, but I dont trust his friends to not come after me.)
🐾transphobes, homophobes, ableists, necrophiles, zoophiles, pedophiles.
🐾toxic christians/toxic people in general.
🐾others who force there religion on others.
🐾bigots in general really.
🐾people who are under 15 following this acc unless I gave you permission. But even I'll get out rules for you on what you can and can't do.
🐾People who kin problematic characters unless it's like- idfk like the silly side of them then idc. But if it's the problematic side fuck no get out(ex;valentino from hazbin hotel)
🐾catnap x dogday shippers(catnap is a 8 year old from what ik)
🐾catnap simps(again, that's a 8 year old from what ik)
🐾Boundries/can and cants🐾:
🐾yes:Jokingly flirting with me if we aren't dating, drawing my ocs/characters, asking to be friends(I will more than likely say yes), asking about art trades(never done one tho so you'd needa explain I'm sorry), using tonetags(I need them), asking to take info off of ocs of mine(as long as it's small depending on the oc)
🐾Ehhh:/srs flirting if we aren't together, being overly sexual with me, being an asshole, making certain jokes if it's coping or smth(I do it too js be sure to warn me pls)
🐾No/blocked:taking heavy inspo/taking my ocs, tracing my art/claiming my art as yours, not respecting Pronouns, idk I can't think of anymore rn
Uhh yeah can't think of anymore rn so yeah hope u enjoyed reading this have a cat meme
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In some arguments the basic ideas and state of facts of the parties are so different that arguing would be pointless. Like what am I gonna do, explain that the whole thing is insane medical malpractice? Sry but even if the reason the guy was targeted is that he was j-- it's not gonna change the fact that he was a eugenicist. The concept of gender identity didn't even exist back then, but sure. Also like - my dude even if you accuse me of things that doesn't make them true. I know my views fairly well and if you even have to clarify that you wanted to accuse me of sth different but you cant bc I gave the definiton before, then like. I'm not taking a word you say seriously. If the worst thing doesn't work bc of that then I'm not taking you srls just bc u used the second worst thing you could think of.
The historical revisionism is wild. Tw were not targeted for their 'gender identity' but for the fact that they were -generally correctly- assumed to be gay men. That one reply killed me - they wrongly assumed he was a gay man and killed him for that. My dude the killing him was obv wrong but the assumption was correct. They want special victimhood so bad and for some reason it's prohibited to even fucking question whether any of their shit makes any sense. Literally parroting homophobic eugenicist bullshit and no idea. This will be a massive medical malpractice scandal in sth like 10-20 years and then they will come out like 'wow how could anyone think this was a good idea with those roots' and we can only hope history hasn't been revised so much that we can't find the truth anymore by that point. This idea that the 'progressive' take must be to moral and soon-to-be-proven-correct one is so goddamn harmful. We're gonna run into this soon because of multiple topics. Sometimes new ideas are wrong. Or based on terrible science. Or a nice idea that just turns out not to work. Left doesn't equal correct, it's a political ideology and nothing more.
The current sucking up in particular to tras feels like a fever dream. Sure, we'll ignore reality :) whatever :) you want us to say this? Sure we will! Sources? Well, if you read them in this one specific way that's totally unnatural then you will see that we have one :) maybe two if you redefine a word :)
Not looking forward to the fallout of this for ssa people. Considering we're kind of a victim of this id think this wouldnt be a problem but the general public aint smart.
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#im so. tired. and so isolated#i hate being stuck home with my family#i truly cannot fathom another 3 months here..#between my dads even more frequent homophobic remarks#and my bro hanging a tr*mp and bl*e lives matter flag in his room#i cant TAKE IT#ive tried to educate them before and they just will not listen#its so frustrating to hear the vile shit they spew#my mom does it too but to less of a degree#god im just so afraid one day ill snap and tell them to respect people#and theyll b like why are u so mad its not like ur a Gay right????#and even if they didnt kick me out for being bi i genuinely dont think i could live here anymore if they knew#theyd never physically hurt me (im pretty sure anyway) but i still dont feel safe here#i want to be anywhere but here#i know if i just work hard enough i can make a life for myself away from here#but that seems so far away#this summer seems endless#and though i only have 1 year of school left im terrified i wont be able to get a job#and ill be forced to come back here again#im just so exhausted#and i know ive been isolating myself from my friends which is also bad but.#i feel like id just bring them down#its better if i just stay quietly in my room#personal#this is a just a dumb long vent for myself im sorry if it interrupts anyones dash
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Gwi-nam Headcannons
[ So I was making an edit & thought of these hcs so ]
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Random Hcs
• The reason why Gwi-nam hates Cheong-san so much is because Cheong-san has the life he always wanted, he hates how "perfect" Cheong-sans life is, hints why he wanted to take his eye [ofc cuz Cheong-san took his but-], he knew if he ruined Cheong-sans face, Cheong-sans life wouldn't be perfect anymore
• His family either were never around or just never payed attention to him, he never had affection as a kid & no one was there to help him express his emotions, so he just expresses them through fighting
• Myeong-Hwan was his first "friend", im convinced Myeong-Hwan manipulated Gwi-nam into thinking Gwi-nam owed him the world and that freinds should listen to each other [like when Myeong-Hwan orders him around] and since Gwi-nam never had a real friend before that, he thought it was a normal thing
• another reason why he's friends with Myeong-Hwan is because he's scared to become an outcast, he likes the fact he can be useful to Myeong-Hwan and how ppl automatically feel the need to be nice to him even if it's out of fear, he likes to be "liked"
• He's scared of thunderstorms! Okay so yk the scene where he tried to block the sound of the thunder? Yeah that expect all his life, like before the apocalypse, whenever a thunderstorm happened he would cover his ears with his pillow and hide under his covers or just blast music until the morning
• I feel like he is a nail bitter, like when he's nervous he bites his nails until they are to the brim, sometimes till the point he's bleeding, and if he has no nails to bite on, he bites the inside of his cheek or lip
• As a halfbie we can see he has a high pain tolerance, but I feel like when he was a human he had a low pain tolerance, like whenever he DID bite his nails untill he bled, he would have to take multi deep breathes before removing the dead skin that was hanging off and when he did, he would just curse until the pain is gone
• speaking about low tolerance, he gets drunk easily, even though he's a minor I'm sure he's drank once or twice, and each time he got drunk off like one and a half shots, he's the type to mutter stuff that no one could ever understand, I feel like he gets extremely affectionate, like he would clinge onto you and bury his head into your neck while saying random ass shit
• he has a drawing hobby, when he was a kid, he found a red crayon with paper...so he just started drawing, he found comfort in drawing, added with some music as well, He uses art to express himself whenever he cant, fight or was just bored, he doesn't brag about it though, sometimes when he's walking home and sees art suplies in the garbage, he grabs them secretly and takes them home
• He's the type to laugh at boys [kid] crying, like he would run over a kids sand castle and laugh in their faces, if it was a girl tho? I feel like he is much more gentle, he's the type to see a lost girl and help her home [only to ask her parent for reward money]
• I just wanted to add, I feel like he isn't homophobic, more like he doesn't give two fucks, like if you told him you were gay he would be like "the fuck is that?" And when you explain to him, if you're a guy he would ask you if you like him and wouldn't let you answer because he would say "sorry i dont like dick" and if you're a girl, he would be like "so you like pussy? Nice", he doesn't care, pretty sure he would have to care about you first before he actually caring abt you being gay
• Gwi-nam hasn't fallen for anyone, whether if it was a crush or actually in love, he doesn't see the point if you'll eventually get bored or fall out of love [ his pov ], he's witnessed his parents fight a lot as a kid so his mind is fixed on that image
• OMFG JUST THOUGH OF THIS ONE, if you compliment him on something, he'll do it everyday to get another compliment, like for example, his hair is sweeped back because he was sweating and yk he sweeped it back, you see it and say it looks nice on him, at first he tells you to fuck off but the next day he came to school with his hair sweeped back, and when you ask him about it, he tries to act slick but he obviously is fishing for compliments so you compliment him just to satisfy him AND if you don't realize it, he tries his best to make it obvious until you see it
"Hey you look really nice with your hair sweeped back Nam!" Y/n gave a cheeky smile and gave Gwi-nam a thumbs up "Are you dumb?" He grumbles before walking away The next day... "Morning!" Y/N jumped and bumped into Gwi-nam, who sent her a death galre "Fuck off" He replied as he looked away, he acted like he didn't care but his pace slowed down to match hers "Hey...you seem different...your hair!!" She finally pointed out, Gwi-nam sent her looks before nodding "You look nice Yoon" Y/N exclaimed, giving him the same thumbs up She gave him yesterday "Whatever" He muttered, he sped up his pace and ran straight for the gates of the school, not only did his unusual pace give his cover up...but so did his bright red ears
I'll be making a dating hcs for him too!!
If you guys have any characters that you want me to do hcs for, feel free to suggest it!
#all of us are dead#aouad#all of us are dead fanfic#all of us are dead imagines#aouad imagines#aouad x reader#gwi nam x reader#gwi nam#gwinam x reader#yoon gwi nam#yoon gwi nam x reader#yoo in soo#cheong san#all of us are dead netflix#all of us are dead x reader
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Maikol post 2.0
More headcanons
Teen Michael
- He was very reckless so he gets injured a lot, also gets into a lot of fights
- He learned how to patch himself up from his mother. After she disappeared he's the one taking care of his sibling's injuries
- He is very tall even as a teen, he was the tallest amongst his friends
- Has bad acne, the type that grows on your neck, back and chest and pops easily
- He was 14 when the Bite of '83 happened
- He had to help around the house a lot after his mother lost most of her sight and especially after she disappeared
- He's witness to a lot of his family's worse sides (mostly his father lol) and that does things to a child's psyche. He tries to drive his siblings away from that
- He eats dirt
Security Guard
- His hair is his pride and joy and he mourns it every single day since he died
- He has gray hairs from stress (hes still fairly young around 19-23)
- Still has acne but its not as bad as when he was a teen
Ennard
- Lost all his hair, his nose and an ear
- After getting his organs scooped out his body crumpled in on itself and the only thing keeping him up was Ennard
- The blood in his body drained out eventually so he doesn't bleed anymore
- Michael was conked out the entire time (he DIED) Ennard was controlling him so he didnt feel anything nor remember anything
Pizzeria Simulator
- Wears a party hat for the irony (Ennard wore a party hat)
- He has a lot of holes in his body so he's usually covered in bandages and gauze or whatever
- His motor skills fucking died cause i guess dying fucks you up neurologically
- His sense of taste is gone and he cant feel pain anymore
- Large gashes on his cheek after puking out Ennard cause metal
- Wears a wig
- Some of his teeth got knocked out and his lips got ripped up
- He can't close his mouth properly anymore so he drools
- There's still pieces of Ennard inside him which he gained control over and that's how he moves without bones i guess
- He stitched up most of the gash in his torso but theres still a hole in his stomach because its too big and he might rip more skin (which he cant regenerate)
- After a few decades of being (un)dead he adopted a nihilistic view on life (fluctuates between positive nihilism and negative nihilism)
General HC's
- He is left handed
- He is much older than his younger siblings, being atleast 8 years older
- He has hereditary dark circles from his father. Worsened by age and lack of sleep
- He sits like L from Death Note (or similar to it ig)
- He can grin like his father and he usually uses it to creep people out. He doesn't like smiling like that after the incident though
- He's anemic
- His flight or fight response is freeze. That's why he didnt move when he was getting scooped, and why he just sits there like an idiot when the power goes out
- He's mixed cause his mother is mixed, but unfortunately the white genes are much stronger. He was raised not to wear shoes in the house
- He learned a bit of ballet when he was younger from his mother (who was a ballerina) but it never got anywhere and hes forgotten most of it by now
- Queer but im not sure what exactly and very closeted, never comes to terms with it. His parents werent homophobic or anything but they never shown outward support either, and his enviroment werent the most supportive so he tended to follow the crowd (being in the 70's-80's and all)
- He dies a virgin
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Its been a while since I've gone on a tangent about the love of my life mickey milkovich, so here's something I've been thinking about lately:
Am i the only one that actually didn't really like that Ian called mickey "mickey" instead of mikhailo at their wedding? Like i cant put my finger on why, but that was the only thing that stopped the whole wedding from being absolutely perfect in my mind. Idk i was just really looking forward to seeing him finally call mickey by his full name.
And sure, maybe he said mickey because ~he'll always be mickey to him~ and there's something sweet about that and blah blah blah, but idk i just feel like there's something deeply personal about declaring your love for someone using their full name that almost no one calls them by. Because mickey is mickey, of course. But he's also mikhailo, and he was Mikhailo before he was Mickey.
And who knows? Maybe someday in the future he'll start going by Mikhailo sometimes, in more professional settings. Maybe he really starts to feel like an adult, so he starts shaking hands and introducing himself at their daughters parent-teacher conference as Mikhailo Milkovich-Gallagher (or whatever the fuck their last name is???) And he feels really responsible, ya know? Maybe someday he doesn't feel like mickey anymore; the scared boy trapped in the closet, unable to deal with his own hurt so he takes it out on the boy he loves. maybe he feels like Mikhailo now; husband, father, uncle, brother. Maybe im crazy and reading too much into this and none of this happens. maybe he goes by mickey until he dies. Maybe he wears the name like a badge; mickey, boy who overcame impossible circumstances and came out of it alive and in love with an amazing husband and a dysfunctional family. Maybe he stays mickey, but also, maybe he doesn't.
And i just wanted to hear Ian say it, ya know? Saying i don't just take Mickey, the boy that I've gotten into numerous physical altercations with, the boy that i used to sneak around with and love in secret, the boy who was always in and out of jail. But i love Mikhailo, the man who went to prison for me, the man who stood up to his violently homophobic father for me, the man who wouldn't let me push him away because of my mental illness no matter how hard i tried. I love every version of you that you are, that you've been, and that you will become. I wanted to hear him say I, Ian Clayton Gallagher, take you, the whole you, Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich, to be my husband.
Idk i just thought it would be neat :/
#shameless#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#gallavich#ian x mickey#noel fisher#cameron monaghan#gallavich wedding#10x12#mikhailo aleksandr milkovich#shameless s10#lickey#shameless us#lgbt
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