Tony: Remember when we gaslighted Steve so we could destroy a whole dimension before it colapsed with ours therefore avoiding a bigger number of casualities but also killing milions.
Reed: Yes. It was a low move.
Tony: Remember how I got the whole blame even tho you were just as responsable as I was?
Reed: It wasn't exactly like that-
Tony: Well, dear friend, I got my revenge.
Reed: Oh fu-freak. Are you in another villanous phase?
Tony: Worse.
Reed: I don't understand.
Tony: I'm dating your ex.
Reed: What? I have no exes. My heart was always and only Sue's.
Tony: See was that denial that made you two break up.
Reed: If I keept saying to her I wasn't her boyfriend then I'm cleary not her ex.
Tony: Normally yes, but you somehow got to date him while lying that this wasn't the case.
Reed: Him?
Tony: I got the crown, bitch.
Reed: Are you... are you dating Doom?
Tony: Vicbabe is really hot.
Reed: That's terrfying.
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Things non-comic fans get wrong about Peter Parker.
Several people who don't read the comics seem to get ideas about characters and how they act. It's fine when you're doing to characters you know about, but for characters you don't know about, not so much.
Please note: This post is not meant to gate keep anyone from comics, MCU or any other Marvel related products.
#1: He is ugly. This one is false for the most part. Look at the women he has dated, Liz Allan, Gwen, MJ, Black Cat, Carol Danvers and others.
#2: He is naive. This one is also false. Peter is optimistic. There is a difference. Peter himself recognizes that the world is a terrible place. However he thinks it can get better. That is the whole point of him not killing his enemies.
#3: He has to suffer to be relatable. No, just no. This one is false. He doesn't have to suffer to be relatable. He is relatable because he deals with relatable problems. He is nerdy, has to make ends meet, etc. That is how he was relatable. Not suffering. And certainly not whatever the f#ck is going on in the current run.
#4: He is hated by other heroes. This one mainly stems from the Superior Spider-Man comic arc, but is still blatantly wrong. He has several friends in the comics, such as: Daredevil, Deadpool (to an extent) Wolverine, Luke Cage, Johnny Storm, Cloak and Dagger, and several others.
#5: He is not respected by the other heroes. This was also caused by Superior Spider-Man. However several people respect him. Mr. Fantastic and Iron Man respect him for his intelligence. Captain America calls him on of the greatest men he's ever known. Thor says (in a complimentary way) that he was the most mortal man he knew. T'Challa let him eat a Heart-Shaped Herb. Hulk was one of the few people who knew Peter's identity after OMD.
#6: He was a teenager for most of his publication history. The first ever Spider-Man comic was published in August 1962 in Amazing Fantasy #15. He he graduated and became an adult on June 8, 1965 in The Amazing Spider-Man Volume 1 #28.
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Me and my sister got some funkos for Christmas so—
OBLIGITORY FUNKO POP CROSSOVER DRAWINGS!!!!
Thought it’d be funny to imagine what them interacting would be like. (Featuring my Damien design in the middle
Daredevil and Marjorine
Stan and Mr.Fantastic
And of course my sister @joatthecopa ‘s editions to the crossover! (With the same pairings)
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Fantastic Four #201 (Wolfman/Pollard, Dec 1978). The fam moves back into the Baxter Building.
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A Day at the Park
Date: 06 Feb 2022
Author: kitausuret
Rating: Gen
Word Count/Status: 1606, complete
Dynamic: Franklin Richards & Sue Storm & Reed Richards, Reed Richards/Sue Storm
Characters: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Franklin Richards, Venom Symbiote
Tags: Slice of Life, NYC, Alien Cultural Differences
Summary: Trying to learn something more about the alien symbiote dropped off to them by (or, perhaps ripped off of) their longtime ally Spider-Man, Reed decides to take their guest along on a little trip to the park with his wife and their young son. In giving it a little bit of freedom, he's hoping to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding it... and hopefully, understand it a little bit better, too.
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