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inoreuct · 5 months

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i actually desperately need 40y/o zoro with reading glasses. thin wire frames with teensy rectangular lenses perched on his nose as he peers down at one of sanji’s french romance novels to see what all the fuss is about— after so many years with his husband he’s picked up a bit of the language and sanji has a stack of them on the nightstand and he’s bored, alright? sanji has something to wrap up at the restaurant and he might as well. he’s farsighted and squints at everything near him and it makes him look even grouchier than usual and the fact that he’s graying at the temples doesn’t help. he looks terrifyingly severe with all his scars and his frowning, until he smiles— he’s been doing that a lot more lately, and then people realise that’s why he has crow’s feet around his eyes. i need him to have a collection of bottles that he’s fiercely protective over; they’re all empty and the labels are faded to hell, but point to any one and he can tell you where it had been drunk. there’s a beer bottle from the first night he’d sailed with luffy. a sweet rum they’d popped to celebrate usopp’s return. the champagne from when he and sanji had gotten married.

i need 40y/o sanji with long, long hair that he ties and pins and styles differently every day. sometimes he makes decorative sourdough and he matches his braids to the patterns. i need him taking on protégés in his restaurant, guiding a new generation of culinary genius even though teenagers are fucking terrifying and annoying and argumentative, because he remembers being exactly like them and at the end of it they’re good kids. they listen to him (…to an extent). they’re sweet and talented and they do absolutely crazy shit in the process of trying to push their boundaries; sometimes they trip and fall, but it’s fine. that’s how they learn. that’s what sanji’s for, as their safety net and their mentor— he’ll give them shit for it and pick them up anyway, nag them while brusquely brushing off their knees. but sometimes, sometimes, they come up with something extraordinary, and sanji gets so proud he could cry. zeff drops by and nags at him for everything under the damn roof. sanji doesn’t mind it.

i need them in their kitchen, in the morning, when sanji’s far too chipper and zoro’s not awake enough, nursing a cup of coffee and half-asleep again at the table as sanji fries their eggs. i need zoro to have one of those old man rocking chairs that he settles into to watch the sunset and drink tea, because sanji’s managed to get him into tea of all things. he’d have never imagined liking matcha a decade ago. i need that rocking chair to be big enough for two so that sanji can curl into his side and thumb through yet another of his novels. i need zoro braiding his hair and falling asleep halfway. i need sanji pulling his glasses off when they slip down his nose and dragging his husband to bed so that he doesn’t bitch about his back hurting the next day. i need them at sanji’s restaurant, teaching the kids about food and liquor pairings— they’re a little terrified of zoro until he squints and pulls his specs out to read the labels, after which they’re running around calling him old man and grandpa roronoa. zoro fumes because for fuck’s sake, he’s forty, not ninety. he’s not old. he brings a bottle of wine three inches away from his face and sanji does nothing to stop the kids at all.

just— zoro with reading glasses. sanji with long hair. doing mundane, boring things that make them happy because they never expected to live this long anyway. zoro’s down to two earrings and sanji has one. their rings are woven straw pulled from luffy’s hat. they have a little motored dinghy out back that franky made for the times they need to go haul their captain’s ass out of trouble (as usual), but none of the crew are ever very far from each other. they stay at sanji’s restaurant in the all blue and occasionally fend off people from their past looking for revenge. or money. or to eat them out of the house and home, in luffy’s case, which then leads to zoro den den-ing the rest of the lot and sighing that they might as well come over for a cookout.

they’ve all gotten older; a little banged up and scruffed around the edges, but alive and well. nami’s making bank as a mapmaker who caters to the wealthy/insurance agent/financial advisor— zoro scoffs and calls her a swindling witch, to which she smiles at him all sweet before stomping solidly on his foot with her red-bottom heel. out of their conjoining workshops, franky and usopp have started a wildly successful demo-smithing company that specialises in custom explosives and bespoke carpentry. robin owns and maintains the most extensive archive of books any of them have ever heard of, and it’s pretty much lauded as one of the greatest libraries of all time; brook does gigs in jazz lounges and bistro bars, jinbei’s a diplomat who’s well-respected for campaigning for equal rights, and chopper runs his own medical practice. luffy, as usual, is doing whatever he wants, which is a little bit of everything. y’know, taking down corrupt governments and all that.

sanji feeds them like he’s always done and zoro brings out the good alcohol to pass around.

life’s good.

#zosan #40 yo zosan #this got out of hand #can’t believe they ran away with my brain cells again UGH #black leg sanji #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #one piece #one piece zosan #sanji #one piece sanji #one piece zoro #zoro #old men yaoi #strawhat pirates #straw hat pirates #straw hat crew

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somnas-writes · 3 months

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Zoro getting hand tattoos on each hand that read ‘left’ and ‘right’ because the crew got fed up with him not knowing what direction was what

#those are the only tattoos he ever gets #imagine 40 yo Zoro with those as his only hand tattoos because when he was 21 his friends got mad at him for not knowing his directions #somnas.rambles #roronoa zoro #op zoro #opla zoro #OPLA friendly #one piece #somnas.writes

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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year

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Zoro and His Feelings with You (NSFW/FLUFF)

Black Fem Reader , because she calls Zoro “nigga”…like once…twice WC: 1.3K

CW: (un)Established Relationships, Soft Zoro, Implied Virginity Loss, Light Smut all together, Fluff, Zoro is shy about his feelings, Reader is described to have curly hair

@roronoaswifey Happy Birthday!✨(its still 9pm over here :(()

“I’m not even that dirty.”

“GET IN THE TUB!”

You’re never sure why Zoro always had this hate of putting some water on his body but you knew once you both started hanging out more he would either bathe with you or sleep somewhere else. As stubborn as he can be he did at least agree to two baths a week. The second only being if he needed it.

And after today he needed it.

“You smell like blood, sweats, and tears you are not sleeping with me.”

“It’s not even th—“

“Sleep outside I don’t give a damn.”

“OH MY GOSH FINE!”

Ever since you and the bafoon became more closer in your situationship, Zoro deemed more clingy to you.

He always found himself around you, taking your hand to go somewhere, and even caught himself staring at you a few times. It was so awkward on his behalf.

Eventually you caught on to it. That he liked you more than a crewmate, but dammit he made it hard to talk to him about it. He was never great at expressing romantic feelings expect through his flustered cheeks when you tease him.

“I don’t need a -“

“Shut up you smell like 40 cans of bounce that ass—“

“WHAT?!”

You move his face forward as he sits comfortably between your thighs in the hot water, he actually acted like a child, pouting while you washed his hair.

“You’re such a baby..” You said, rubbing harshly into his scalp, your acrylic nails scratching him just right he began to sink further into your touch. You heard him mumble a little with his head now laid softly on your breast.

“‘M not.”

“Are too.”

“AM NOT!”

“Raise yo voice at me again, nigga.”

The bickering between you both continued. It was always like that between you both, one moment you’re cursing at him about how horrible his diet is, the next you’re debating about which alcoholic drink is the best.

But you loved it.

It felt, natural for you both to feel so comfortable, especially since you’ve been more than that a few months ago.

Which is why this was bothersome.

Because here you are: now facing him on his lap, naked in the water as he scrubs your chest, surprisingly no sexual intent behind it, just casual conversation as he touches your body. Washing your bare torso and cracking jokes.

“….I think if you just started working out with me I—oi—.”

He looked at your face, it was an unread look behind it, Zoro’s rasped voice helps you look at him with a crooked smile,

“You alright?"

You knew by saying yes you'd be just wasting his time and yours denying because he always managed to see through your bullshit. How could you hide the look though? You always happen to catch yourself thinking about Zoro and you when you're with or not with him.

"Aye--" His hands emersed from the water to hook his finger under your chin to look at him. His sudden boldness! You gasped, taking a second to look at his features, pretty skin, shining from the water, his beautiful dark grey eyes, the subtle indentations on the corner of his lips that form dimples when he laughs with you, his natural wet wavy hair attaching to his forehead.

And those lips,

those damned lips you--

missed.

So much, you missed so much from that night.

He was so surprisingly soft. The way he held you close, the way how though he was embarrassed he couldn't stop his body from moving on its own, the way he didn't leave a mark of your body unkissed.

He was so..

special.

And you missed it.

"Common, speak to m--mph!"

You couldn't help yourself. You had to kiss him, there was no way he didn't want to be kissed if he was that close.

It may have been wrong, but then why did it feel so good? Why are his palms cupping your cheeks? Why is he breathing harshly but not letting go? Why did you feel Zoro deepen the kiss?

"I--" You both stuttered, Zoro's face couldn't get any redder.

"I'm so sorry." You spoke softly at him, his eyes as wide as can be, pupils small, and chewing at his lip.

It was so awkward between you both you wanted to rush out the tub, but instead--

"Fuck---" Zoro hummed into your mouth. You couldn't stop yourself not tonight, you felt his hands ghost over your spine to arch into him, your slit grazing against his hardening cock on his abdomen. Fuck, you missed the feeling of him.

If only you knew how much he missed the feeling of you too.

"w-w-wait wait. Zo-!" You moaned as his fingers tugged at your scalp, and the other down to your ass to give a tight squeeze to lift you a little on his muscular thigh while he nibbled lightly at your damp neck, pushing away your ginger curls. The room somehow felt hotter and steamier and though you didn't want it to end,--

"Z-zo....are w-we...ah-!"

"Are we what...?" He pulled back a little to look up at you, breathing out of his mouth.

You paused again, but Zoro wasn't having it, so he gave your butt a small swat underwater, "Are we what?”

"...Are we....together Zo...Like...in a relationship ..."

You nearly had the made choke on air. He laid back on the tub trynna straighten up, but failed horribly.

"You ask that now?"

"Yes now you ass. I just..."

"...I just haven't stopped thinking about that night we had together,...and how we got close, but....never done it again and most importantly....never...um..."

"...talked about us...I know." He looked to the left for a moment, wiped his flustered face and looked back at you, "....I have thought.....you know...about us too...and....I don't know I thought it can go unsaid that you'd be my woman now or something."

"....excuse you, you didn't even take me out on a date--"

"Those times we left the Merry together--"

"No nigga that wasn't a date that was us doing errands....but...you um....you....you said I'm yo woman?"

"Lord..."

"Nah say it.."

Zoro scoffed, you both were now aware of each other's intention with moving forward in your relationship, but just for good measure you have to tease a bit, so you looked down to his brown blushing tip and rub your thumb on it earing a hiss from

your man.

"Common." You coo'ed in his ear now grabbing the base of his cock to slowly stroke up and down. "Say it."

"Ffffffuck--y---"

"ah ah that's not nice....say...it." You applied more pressure to squeezing him, his hand gripped at your forearm, gritting his teeth. "Move your fucking hand, Zo. And say it or I stop."

"...you're my...fucking woman...pleasedontstop."

He sounded so pretty, his chest rising, you were satisfied with his answer enough to kiss him again stroking his cock, and now tugging his hair, his uncoordinated hand went from one breast to rub and pull on to the other as you slid your tongue his mouth.

Back like nothing left, the room got hot again, you began to grind on his thigh for more simulation for your clit, whining out his name brought a chill to his spine, he needed to hear more.

He took advantage knowing your sensitive areas from last time. His lips latch on to your breast and suckle.

“You! Ah! Fucker..” a choked out moan mixed with a giggle fall through your lips with him.

He was such a cocky bastard despite his red cheeks, his middle finger slightly circling your clit to push out the orgasm you been aching for, but

He stops. Admiring the angry pouty fucked out face you have from your stolen orgasm he pecks your bottom lip and suggests to finish in your room

Since you're his woman now.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #TimikosZoro #black reader #one piece x female reader #one piece smut #Zoro #Zoro smut #zoro x black reader #Zoro x female reader #zoro x y/n #zoro imagine #zoro fluff #one piece zoro #ronoroa zoro

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kermit-coded · 5 months

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Sunset's Been A Freakshow (6055 words) by kermit_coded Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Monkey D. Luffy & Nami & Roronoa Zoro & Usopp & Vinsmoke Sanji Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Vinsmoke Sanji, Usopp (One Piece), Nami (One Piece), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Protective Roronoa Zoro, Aromantic Asexual Monkey D. Luffy, Possessive Roronoa Zoro, oc is a creepy guy in a bar, Post-Season/Series 01, Date Rape Drug/Roofies, Protective Mugiwara no Ichimi | Straw Hat Pirates, luffy walks the line between smart and oblivious, Non-Consensual Touching, Canon-Typical Violence, Gun Violence, Bathing/Washing, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Mugiwara no Ichimi | Straw Hat Pirates As Family, Literal Sleeping Together, Food as a Metaphor for Love, POV Multiple, both sanji and nami have seen some shit, Nami & Usopp (One Piece) Friendship, Nami & Roronoa Zoro Friendship, vague general manga spoilers for backstory stuff, Vinsmoke Sanji Has Self-Worth Issues, Aka Ashi no Zeff | Red-Leg Zeff is Vinsmoke Sanji's Parent, The Marines Suck, oops! all trauma!, East Blue Saga, Mentioned Portgas D. Ace, Mentioned Sabo (One Piece), Medical Inaccuracies, Bisexual Vinsmoke Sanji, Non-Consensual Groping, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Insecure Usopp (One Piece), Usopp (One Piece) is a Good Friend, Autistic Monkey D. Luffy, Queerplatonic Relationships, not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (whatever the east blue crew have going on), they all play hot potato with the ability to be emotionally vulnerable, technically there was more than one bed but luffy doesnt like being alone, usopp is not a licensed therapist folks Series: Part 40 of yo ho yo ho (one piece fics) Summary: There are always creeps looking to take advantage of whoever they can get their hands on. And Luffy looks like an easy target.

#holy shit this ended up long #my writing tag #op #opla #one piece #one piece live action #op fanfic #opla fanfic #east blue crew #one piece fanfic #one piece live action fanfic

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pelirro-hoe · 2 years

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Zoro: Oi cook, i'm hungry

Sanji: What are you craving? Marimo~

#my art #fan art #black leg sanji #sanji vinsmoke #zosan #roronoa zoro #zoro #sanji #op fanart #old sanji #old zoro #old zosan #40 yo op

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cinziq · 3 years

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Another late night doodle :)

[ID Color sketch of 40 yo Zoro and Luffy being sweet together. Luffy stands behind Zoro one arm around his shoulders and holding his hand with the other as they smile at each other. End ID]

#one piece fanart #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu #luzo

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ragecndybars · 7 years

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Get to Know Me Tag Meme

I got tagged by @random-hylian and @phillozophy !! There are 92 questions so I’m putting them under a cut oops. Also I’m tagging only @tonyandaflygon and anyone else who wants to but you’re supposed to tag 20 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Grape Soda 2. Phone call: My mom, to tell her I aced my test! :O 3. Text message: My friend Collin 4. Song you listened to: “Better Than You” from Camp Camp S2E01 5. Time you cried: i d e f k m a n

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: I’ve never even dated someone once 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: I’ve never kissed someone (romantically) of my own free will. I have been kissed against my will, though, if that counts? 8. Been cheated on: Nope, never had the opportunity. 9. Lost someone special: Yes. 10. Been depressed: Every day since seventh grade my dude, my man 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’ve sworn off alcohol for my literal entire life. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Navy blue, dark red, and... uh... maybe pastel periwinkle? IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes. None irl, though, which is very sad since I’m at a new school this year.

16. Fallen out of love: Actually, yes, kind of.

17. Laughed until you cried: Y E S.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: No, although I have my suspicions.

19. Met someone who changed you: I change every three seconds my dude

20. Found out who your friends are: Not really.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Still haven’t kissed anyone (consensually).

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them.

23. Do you have any pets: Yes, unfortunately. I have a yorkshire terrier named Simon, I don’t like him very much.

24. Do you want to change your name: Ehhh, I don’t know what I’d change it to. And it’d take forever to get used to it.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: n,,, othign,,,,

26. What time did you wake up: Like, 3 AM, then like 5 AM, then like 2 PM.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Writing and trying to calm down my dog who was afraid because of the thunder last night.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: The moment I’ll have enough money to buy a Nintendo Switch.

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Like, a week ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My being a “smart kid” and “””genius””” when I was younger.

31. What are you listening to right now: Nothing.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My father is named Tom.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People constantly telling me that I could be trying harder when I actually couldn’t be.

34. Most visited website: fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.

35. Mole/s: On my chin.

36. Mark/s: I have a birthmark on my back that looks like a scar and a few scars on my legs that look like birthmarks.

37. Childhood dream: I wanted a lot of things, but I still have three dreams from childhood. Publish a book, have my book have a fanbase, and purchase a 250 pack of Crayola crayons.

38. Hair color: Light brown/dirty blonde

39. Long or short hair: Medium

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Only fictional characters at the moment.

41. What do you like about yourself: hhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a good one im gonna use that

42. Piercings: None. I am deathly afraid of needles

43. Blood type: I don’t know actually?

44. Nickname: Rage, Zoro, Sour Milk, Milky

45. Relationship status: Not emotionally prepared for the emotional commitment of a romantic relationship

46. Zodiac: Aries / Pisces

47. Pronouns: Any but he/him. I prefer she/her sometimes and they/them at other times.

48. Favorite TV Show(s): RWBY, Camp Camp, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Red vs. Blue, Steven Universe, I could go on

49. Tattoos: None. Again, deATHLY AFRAID OF NEEDLES

50. Right or left hand: Right

51. Surgery: I’ve had surgery done on my elbow when I broke it very badly, but that’s it.

52. Hair dyed in a different color: I dyed it auburn once! I messed it up and it was hardly noticeable tho...

53. Sport: In middle school, I played soccer for one year and ran track for two years on the insistence of my parents. It was hell.

55. Vacation: I’ve gone to South Carolina and Florida, but neither appealed to me.

56. Pair of trainers: Um?? I have a few??? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: Birthday cake oreos and popcorn 58. Drinking: Grape soda 59. I’m about to: Write, God willing 61. Waiting for: The sweet embrace of death. 62. Want: A Nintendo Switch. And to find my fukcign art tablet. 63. Get married: DISTANT FUTURE. OR NEVER. 64. Career: Linguist? Comic artist?? Teacher??? Author.

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: Same height, I have neck problems 68. Older or younger: People of the same maturity level as me. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: A R M S 71. Sensitive or loud: It’s not mutually exclusive yo 72. Hook up or relationship: R E LA T ION SHIP 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: No 75. Drank hard liquor: ACCIDENTALLY 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: The fukcign screw came out of my glasses and vanished into the carpet and I needed a new set of frames :’) 77. Turned someone down: Yes, multiple times, but those guys were all creepy as all fuck. Except Aidan, he was kinda cute. Poor Aidan. It’s not you, it’s my crippling depression and paranoia. 78. Sex on the first date: No sex ew 79. Broken someone’s heart: I doubt it 80. Had your heart broken: Not really 81. Been arrested: Nope 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes, my first and only crush on an actual human person

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: hhHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 85. Miracles: Yes!! 86. Love at first sight: I believe that infatuation can become love, so sort of. 87. Santa Claus: In spirit. 88. Kiss on the first date: Eh, depends on how long I’ve known the person

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: Connie 91. Eye color: Brown (????) 92. Favorite movie: Um, Zootopia maybe possibly? NO NO WAIT, Moana

#tag meme #me #personal

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soulcrowvi · 7 years

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40 questions because why not.

1.do you prefer to shower when you wake up or before you go to sleep?. Can I have both? I like to shower in the morning because I can clean off any sweat I may have produced when I slept and it also helps me start my day. Before bed helps me unwind and clean off the germs of the day… but I may sweat in the middle of the night… hmmmmm I guess morning showers LOL

2. does it bother you to sleep with the lights on. Yes, I really cant sleep with any type of light in the room. I always find myself waking up if I see light.

3. cigarettes, marijuana, or neither? Neither fam.

4. beer, liquor, or neither? Liquor, I hate the taste of beer 5. what is the biggest impact you hope to make throughout your lifetime? Probably being able to help someone with their journey get through the darkness of mental diseases. This is a part of the reason why i want to go into the field of psychiatry.

6. what’s your favourite movie genres. Uhhh, romantic comedies, animation, horror, fantasy, and anime (if that’s a thing) 7. puns or dirty jokes? Dirty jokes boiiiii. My pun game needs work 8. bubble bath, bath bomb, or bath salts. Probably bubble bath. I haven’t tried the other two. 9. you wake up to find you’ve traded places with a celebrity – who is it? Hmmm I don’t pay too much attention to many celebrities lives so I cant really answer 10. you wake up to find you’ve traded places with a fictional character – who is it? Probably Monkey D. Luffy from one piece. Hes always carefree, does what he wants, eats all day, goes on these dope adventures with his crew and will beat someone’s ass if they step to him wrong. I wouldn’t mind living a life like that for a day or two. Although Zoro is my favorite character I prefer luffys lifestyle a little more.

11. what are you wearing? A grey shirt and blue joggers? WHY YOU NEED TO KNOW HUH? 12. what is your earliest memory?. Crawling on my mom’s bed and she picking me up with a big smile while making some kind of going up sound. I know I was a baby because even to this day she does that when she plays with other small children. 13. moon or stars? Stars because I like to lay down and count them. Also having sex under the stars is on my bucket list LOLOL 14. sunrise or sunset?. Sunrise. I love the crisp air and quiet atmosphere of everything being asleep. During times like that it feels the world is at a stand-still and I can take a second and breathe maybe even go for a jog. Oh and you cant forget the colors of the sky: they so purrrrdy . 15. what’s the best present you’ve ever received? The gift of life boiiiiii. Nah but for a material gift, I hate to say this but, probably a hand written piece of poetry my ex gave me. It a cheesy love poem that made my heart flutter at time. no one has ever done something that for me before so it was something special. I haven’t looked at it in years and don’t plan on doing it any time soon. That bridge was burned many years ago cuz fuck my ex lmaooo

16. what’s your favourite scent? Vanilla or lavender. I use to use candles with those scents as a way to calm myself during a time of depression. In a sense, I associate them both with calmness 17. what do you think about when you need to be in a calm state of mind? Thinking of myself as a flowing river. This concept came to me after witnessing a small stream on street carry away a twig during the rain. The way I saw it was that twig representing a problem of any sort and the water being my conscious. Basically my conscious developed the habit of analyzing the given problem and determines if it needs to be addressed now, later, or not even be addressed at all. It’s a way I practice mindfulness lol 18. what do you think about when you need motivation? “I know I can fucking do this, so let me stop being a bum and do it” sounds a little harsh but that’s how I get myself moving lmaoo

19. list 5 things you like most about yourself.

My personality

The melanin in ma skin

Dance abilities

Being able to push through most of my anxiety and depression

Kinky af 20. do you have many friends or do you prefer to keep a close circle? I have a small circle of true friends mostly because I dread small talk with new people because ive never been too interested in it with strangers and you know small talk is the best way to start friendships soooooo. I can say this though I have a large number of acquaintances and I probably wouldn’t mind building deeper friendships with them. 21. if you had the chance to be immortal exactly as you are now, would you take that opportunity? Although it’s a tempting offer, im going to say nah to immortality. Sure, it would be nice to witness how the rest of history will unfold and being able to live forever but it comes at a high cost. The cost being that youll out live everything and everyone you love and cherish. Plus there will come a time when everything ends and you’ll be the only one left, wandering endlessly in the hallowed shell of what you once called home…. That got dark LOL #PessimismOnFleek

22. what do you think of when you wake up? I think of three things in this order:

“….need food”

“I wonder how kn is doing”

“what the fuck do I need to do today?”

23. what’s your favourite word? Breathe. This word helps me calm and recollect myself in time of anxiety and also allows me to take a second and appreciate life. 24. if you could change your name, what would you change it to? I would keep my name the same, I love it actually lmaooo

25. what would your name be if you were the opposite/another gender? I asked my mom about this before and apparently I would have been a Diana lmaooo 26. turn ons? I have turn ons for both physical and personality

Physical: freckles or small moles on the face. Glasses (bring yo blind ass here girlll) a nice warm smile, long hair although I don’t mind short hair. Ticklish. Has a nice style

Personality: Really kindhearted, loves animals, willing to sit down and talk about finding a solution to our problem if we fight, motivated by a dream, passionate about her craft or hobby, doesn’t mind carrying the convo at times, is comfortable with silence at times. Knowledgeable about things she finds interesting, does little things for me like buying me my favorite snack as a surprise for when she sees me. Is comfortable with my level of kinkiness and sexual expression through words. Keeps up with and feeds off my dark, sexual, awkward humor. Not afraid to speak her mind.

27. turn offs? A girl that tries to have “the best of both worlds” basically flirting with multiple dudes at once. Has a history of cheating. Completely selfish(only concerned with what I can offer her and no “what can I do for them”). The “im fine” text when we both KNOW something is wrong. Goes ghost out of nowhere. Liars. thinks relationships are temporary and not looking for something long term (I hate wasting time). Treating other people like shit, fake (talks shit about someone then next thing you know they’re the best of friends) entertains other dudes KNOWING damn well they have a thing for her. Says “My feelings changed” (three words I despise)

28. kinks? Bondage, neck bites, ear nibbles, lip biting while kissing, biting any part of my body really lmao.(those three areas will rev me up real quick ) letting me pull her hair, licking/ kissing random spots on her body. heaving breathing….lots of it pls. dark colored knee socks/thigh highs if she wears those.. LAWDDDDD *nose bleed*(this could be a slight fetish). Lap dances and strip teases (both combined as well) 29. what’s your “type”? Uhhh, never really had to think about it until now but glasses, long hair, older, the “social butterfly that’s lowkey and introvert” woke, wants to help me grow, supportive, caring will call me out on my shit, intelligent, high ass gpa (why is that relevant? Idk )

30. give a piece of advice. Everything happens for a reason. Whether you believe in a higher power or not, certain things occur in your life as a way to prepare you for the future, teach you something about yourself, or aid in your growth. You just have to stop and look at the positive in the situation. 31. do you fear death? Nah, but I do want to live my live to the fullest and live to be at least 96. 32. do you believe there is anything that exists after death? Ive juggled the idea around in my head and, similar to the person I snagged this questionnaire from, I definitely love the idea of reuniting with lost loved ones in some kind of after live. I also like to believe reincarnation is a thing only because it would be dope to die and come back as a giant octopus lmaoooo, but seriously the idea of coming back to life as a different creature is fascinating 33. what expectations do you set for yourself? do you live up to them? Honesty, trying my best at whatever I do, always stay true to myself, not being pressured ny others. I think I live up to these pretty well but recently ive decided to stop being passive of things that bother me so I guess im still working on that 34. are you a good friend? would you want to be friends with the type of friend that you are? I think im a pretty good friend. Im always down to listen and support my friends with whatever their endeavors may be. Im very chill, understanding, and mature so you don’t have to worry about me creating drama of any sort. Yeah I would befriend myself if possible 35. dinosaurs or space? Dinosaurs because I’ve always found archaeology to be interesting and I actually love learning about history. I loved T-rexes ever since the first Jurassic park film I saw. 36. do you believe in aliens? If we as a species could evolve from particles who’s to say creatures on a distant planet couldn’t do the same? So I guess you could say I don’t deny the existence of them. 37. do you believe in ghosts? Not really but you’ll never catch me messing with an oujia board or casually exploring a proclaimed haunted house. Aint nobody got time for that (similar to the previous question I don’t deny their existence) 38. describe your style? Uses a LOT of dark colors. Its very simple and classy but nothing over the top. I love to wear beaded bracelets because I like fidgeting with them when im bored or anxious. Oh I like flannels as well. Idk if that paints a decent picture lmao 39. send me your name, I’ll post what I think your aesthetic would be. Bish whet? 40. post a photo of yourself? Look at my tumblr default lmao

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40y/o zosan where Sanji's a movie star and does modeling from time to time (as some actors do) and Zoro who's a stuntman/teaches actors how to do their own stunts.

At first everyone is all "Aw, how cute, they became besties after working on a movie tonight like 20 years ago and now they go to premiers together? How cute, bestie goals haha", but only because the whole cast rotates like in Wes Anderson movies. Same main actors with different settings.

It's always Luffy, Nami, Sanji and Jinbe on the screen. And Franky and Usopp as technicians and scenographers, Robin as a consultant for historical inaccuracies and costume designs, the music is always written by the legendary Brook and it's always produced by Chopper.

But then fans started noticing that it's not only Tony Tony Chopper movies. Sanji invites Zoro at almost every event. In fact now that they look at him more closely - Sanji's wearing what looks like a wedding ring. But then again, he wears jewelry because of the fashion trends.

That is until someone makes a post about how well each of them ages and they notice something...

Zoro used to have three dangling earrings. Now they're two. And Sanji didn't have a ring until after Zoro was left with only the hook of one of the earnings.

It's all just crazy fan theories, plus Sanji loves women, anyone who knew his early career can tell you that much. That is... until Sanji likes one of the "crazy fan"'s post. There's screenshots of his liked posts and threads about what it might mean.

But all hell broke lose when the very next day Sanji posts a screenshot of his dm's with no caption or tags.

Marimo: [link]

Marimo: wtf is this shit cook?

Cook: our wedding ring

Marimo: why did you like the post???

Cook: I want to announce our fifteenth anniversary

Marimo: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED IT TO BE A SECRET

Marimo: fine just screenshot this and post it with no context or whatever

And then almost half an hour later a second screenshot comes along

Marimo: THAT WAS SARCASM

Cook: you don't use sarcasm

Cook: should I post a picture of our wedding as proof? Some people don't believe the screenshot

Marimo: No

Marimo: who cares if they don't believe

Cook: I do :((

Marimo: ...

Which was followed up by a post from Zoro's account that was a picture of Sanji smiling and holding Zoro's hand, showing off both their rings.

#zosan #old zosan #what did i call it last time #40 yo zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #op

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Los héroes de Manga más famosos son arrojados a un campo de batalla completamente nuevo: nuestro mundo. Uniéndose para luchar contra la amenaza más peligrosa, Jump Force llevará el destino de toda la humanidad.

Crea tu propio avatar y salta al modo Historia original para luchar junto a los héroes Manga más poderosos de DRAGON BALL Z, ONE PIECE, NARUTO, BLEACH, HUNTER X HUNTER, YU-GI-OH !, YU YU HAKUSHO, SAINT SEIYA y muchos otros.

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Con Weekly Shonen Jump llegando a su 50 aniversario el año pasado, Jump Force está destinado a ser una celebración de las legendarias series de anime y manga nacidas de sus páginas.

Y para su crédito, este juego de lucha de anime / manga mashup ciertamente parece ser parte de la superficie, con un combate llamativo y una lista de 40 personajes provenientes de 16 series diferentes, retratadas con una estética única que lleva a los personajes populares y los coloca en el mundo real. mundo.

Desafortunadamente, Jump Force falla en casi cualquier otro punto. Su modo de historia débil no hace prácticamente nada con su lista apilada, un sistema de lucha demasiado básico envejece rápidamente, y una serie de problemas más pequeños se suman y completan un regalo de aniversario totalmente decepcionante.

Jump Force ciertamente comienza con una nota alta, ya que te deja en medio de un conflicto en Times Square entre los héroes de Jump y los villanos controlados por la mente y súper poderosos. Juegas como una víctima aleatoria de daños colaterales durante una batalla entre Goku y Frieza que revive y recibe poderes.

Pero una vez que te reclutan para Jump Force, la historia toma mucho tiempo para volver a comenzar, ya que te ves obligado a explorar la base, reunirte con Goku, Luffy y Naruto y elegir cuál de sus equipos te gustaría unir. Es el comienzo de una historia que demora unas 12 horas, sin incluir una buena cantidad de contenido secundario.

EN JUMP PUEDES MOLDEAR PERSONAJES CON HABILIDADES DE OTROS

Sin embargo, antes de eso, puedes construir tu personaje como mejor te parezca, dándole un estilo de lucha y golpeando un par de habilidades prestadas de otros personajes de Jump. Sin embargo, el creador de personajes de Jump Force no tiene un montón de opciones, y no te permite personalizar realmente la apariencia de tu personaje más allá de un puñado de caras, peinados, ojos, etc. prefabricados.

Al menos tiene varias opciones que obviamente son guiños a otros personajes de anime que no llegaron a la lista, incluidos Kurama, Urahara y Kuwabara, solo por nombrar algunos. Yo personalmente tomé una dirección diferente e hice un tipo calvo vestido de amarillo, le puse unos guantes rojos y botas, y lo llamé Saitama.

En general, la trama de Jump Force se toma demasiado en serio y se pierde una gran oportunidad para algunas divertidas interacciones entre personajes queridos que de otra manera nunca tendrían la oportunidad de conocerse.

La anodina historia no favorece el hecho de que la mayoría de las escenas carecen de actuación de voz, así que las pocas interacciones interesantes entre los personajes que tenemos, como una que involucra a Kenshin desafiando a Zoro a un duelo después de cuestionar sus estrictos métodos de enseñanza, se dejan completamente en silencio y sin vida.

El mayor problema con el modo historia de Jump Force es cómo progresas a través de él

No ayuda que durante las escenas de corte todos parezcan figuras de acción apenas animadas con mala sincronización de labios y expresiones faciales en su mayoría congeladas. Además, por alguna extraña razón que el desarrollador Spike Chunsoft describe como “una decisión de diseño”, Ryuk de Death Note no tiene ninguna voz, a pesar de que todos los demás en la escena hablan y le responden.

Además de eso, la velocidad de fotogramas en las escenas más grandes e importantes es terrible, no hay forma de omitirlas (o cualquier otra escena), y no hay doblaje en inglés. Entonces eso no es genial …

Sin embargo, el mayor problema con el modo historia de Jump Force es cómo progresas a través de él.

No tienes puntos de referencia para mostrarte a dónde debes ir para la próxima misión principal, las animaciones fuera del combate real son directamente malas, mejorar tu personaje es innecesariamente complicado, y hacia el final la dificultad aumenta en lo peor manera posible: con enemigos que de repente pueden afeitarse casi la mitad de su salud con combos simples o movimientos especiales mientras su IA permanece tan tonta como siempre. Es la dificultad artificial en su peor momento.

PELEAR EN JUMP FORCE ES FÁCIL Y DIVERTIDO

Voy a decir esto: el combate de Jump Force es muy divertido y simple, al menos durante las primeras horas. Los partidos son 3v3 con un sistema de combate de dos botones compuesto por ataques ligeros (llamados ataques rápidos) y ataques pesados.

Los ataques apresurados se pueden mezclar para hacer un combo automático que resulta en que el oponente sea golpeado de un lado a otro en la arena, mientras que los ataques pesados son mucho más lentos pero se pueden cancelar en casi cualquier punto de un combo apresurado.

También puede cerrar la distancia extremadamente rápido con un tablero de alta velocidad atado al medidor de movilidad de su equipo o simplemente etiquetando a su compañero de equipo, lo que facilita un ritmo muy rápido a la acción.

Cada personaje también viene con cuatro movimientos especiales, realizados presionando el gatillo derecho y presionando uno de los botones de la cara. Encontrar la combinación correcta de ataques rápidos, ataques pesados, saber cuándo puedes ayudar, y luego saber con qué movimiento especial terminar es generalmente la forma de encontrar los combos de gran daño.

Spike Chunsoft hizo un trabajo admirable al asegurarse de que todo en Jump Force tenga un contador

Para su crédito, Spike Chunsoft hizo un trabajo admirable al asegurarse de que todo en Jump Force tenga algún tipo de contador. El spam de combo automático puede ser vencido por bloques, pasos laterales o cargando ataques pesados blindados; los dash-ins predecibles pueden explotar mediante contadores o movimientos especiales invulnerables al inicio; y los guardias excesivos se pueden romper con poderosos bloqueos o lanzamientos. También hay un botón de escape de emergencia que te permite salir de un combo mientras te golpean, a expensas de tu medidor de movilidad.

Todo esto es un gran comienzo, pero eso es lo más profundo posible. A pesar de ser un luchador de etiqueta 3v3, la mecánica de la etiqueta se siente como una ocurrencia tardía ya que los tres personajes comparten la misma barra de vida, las maniobras de asistencia no se sienten particularmente bien pensadas, y dado que los combos en su mayoría solo comienzan desde un ataque acelerado, no hay necesidad real para aprender algo más allá de un combo por personaje.

Esto hace que cada pelea se sienta igual y lleva al combate a estancarse bastante rápido. Y los tiempos de carga para entrar en una partida también son más largos que en la mayoría de los juegos de lucha.

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“EXCUSE ME, MORTALS. THIS WORLD HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER.

I AM THE GAME GOD.

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Hello innocent reader (ha)!

Game God here. If you’ve read book one Mira & Zoro: Stuck in a Game World, then I hope you’ve had your fun.

Phase I Is Complete.

Phase II Begins Now.

Get ready! The tutorial is over and the fun will be much more dangerous~! I do hope you’ve put some thought into your game characters. They may be the only things you’ll have left once this is over.

It’s time to start the real HAIL. Players will have to try harder to surivive and the game will be much more…interesting. We’ll see who lives and dies! I do hope you like it. Maybe it’s your family playing inside? Oops, excuse my manners.

Ahahaha! Let the Game begin!”

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Yo! Azuki here. I swear this story is about evolve into something bigger than I thought.

Have you ever started something only to watch grow and grow into Jack’s Beanstalk?

Fe Fi Fo Fum, fingers are starting to go numb ~

- Omg, I am so excited! Studying game mechanics to really share all I love about virtual reality in this book. It’s the only thing keeping me sane while I wait for Reincarnator and Master Hunter K to finish getting translated (OTL)!!! Why can’t I read Korean?! Or Japanese?!! I’d buy that!

Cheers to writing journeys! and as always, check out the site if you like weirdness at https://azukilemons.com. (wip)

Any type of stories you’re crazy about?

P.S. Note to self: google tension.

P.S.S. I am really grateful that books now are like evolving things you can update and improve with a click. Life forms that grow with time. Let the writing experiments commence! Writing Game Start - o! If you're curious, story info below:

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Mira and Zoro are about to enter Phase II of the HAIL game. So far, it was just a fun romp. A fantasy.

And way too easy - at least by gods’ standards.

The real game will require the two siblings to use everything they have as resources. They’ll be challenged to their limit.

From behavior psychology to seduction to avoiding level 40 trolls. The game has gotten stronger and much, much more dangerous. A HAIL Apocalypse has come.

“Let’s test your limits, shall we?”

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“Can You Guess?

The Reason I Exist?

I Doubt You Could.

The World’s but a Game.”

- Game God

#animestyle #manga style #halloween #game god #game #virtual reality #litrpg #book character #oc #anime #bishonen #villain #pretty boy #white hair

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