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somnas-writes · 30 days

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Zosan as the couple who can’t take anything romantic seriously.

Zoro tries flirting and being smooth, mimicking the shit he sees sanji doing and sanji actually fucking loses it. He laughs so hard he falls to his knees and sobs.

Zoros embarrassed as shit but he also starts laughing because of how absurd what he said was.

They sit in the kitchen laughing so hard it gets difficult to breathe, chopper actually gets worried by how red they’re turning.

When finally they come down from the laughters, sanji mimicks Zoro and they start all over again

#zosan #sanzo #zoro/sanji #sanji/zoro #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #one piece #somnas.rambles #they’re in love and silly as shit #zoro spoke in butchered French and sanji cried because of the accent. he couldn’t focus on the words just the poor delivery #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 1 month

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Zoro and sanji as duo are special because they don’t act that way with another else.

Sanji prides himself on having manners, He isn’t needlessly rude. He plays the role of sensible and kind cook anywhere else. Zoro doesn’t engage in petty fights, he has deeply ingrained discipline. He plays the role of dependable and stout swordsman.

But they fight each other like cats and dogs, sanji disregards all manners and zoro lets go of his honor-based discipline— JUST SO THEY CAN FIGHT.

Zoro doesn’t let disrespect slide, but sanji can insult him everyday with out major consequences.

that’s why their dynamic is so good, and why almost any zosan interpretation works. They act their age together!!! They’re 21 year olds, they act as stupid as they really are. Best friends, pseudo brothers, husbands, pinning losers— it all works!! I love zosan!!!

#zosan #sanzo #zoro/sanji #Zoro x sanji #sanji/zoro #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece rant #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #they’re so perfect #zosan propaganda yal #hits you with my mind control ray and I say ‘zosan are the ultimate duo’

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somnas-writes · 1 month

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Sanji and Zoro are always on the same page, they exist on the same frequency and are intuitively aware of each other— except one of them has the book upside down and they can’t agree whose book is it.

#and they’re both illiterate #somnas.rambles #zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece #they’re boyfriends #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 6 days

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something that’s been on my mind since I watched FHFY is that Prom is usually limited to Upperclassmen. At least at my school, only Juniors and Seniors can go to prom.

So the Bad Kids crashed prom in all senses; they weren’t supposed to be there cause they were in jail, them saving their families, and because they’re Freshman.

#I’m thinking about it #because what if that was the rat grinders origin for hating the bad kids #you’re a freshman working had to power up when you hear that another group of freshman crashed prom and killed the vice principal #who was an evil dragon and that NOBODY ELSE stopped to try and fight it #this group of randos have more courage than you ever could #somnas.rambles #fantasy high freshman year #fantasy high #dropout #this might be wrong #I’m screaming into the void #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 1 month

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I love when Ciel is forced to be a normal functioning person. Like when he’s undercover in the circus and has to bunk with Doll. He’s just a normal 13 year old (allegedly) and so has to act like one.

I especially love when you can TELL he’s fighting himself over it. He’s dying inside because he has to keep smiling at people when all he wants to do is tell them to fuck off.

He’s my little bastard ass son

#he’s such a bitch i love him #ciel phantomhive #our ciel #o!ciel #that’s my Ciel #black butler #kuroshitsuji #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 2 months

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Ciel is the most unadoptable child but for some reason everyone he meets is like “yeah that’s my son now”

#he is such a bastard #but for some reason everyone wants to parent him #Hes a little shit but they love him #ciel phantomhive #black Butler #kuroshitsuji #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 1 month

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I think azris, once they get over the angst and their traumas, are the type of couple who tell each other everything

Through the bond, Azriel: I saw the cutest cat

Eris: wonderful

Azriel: we should get a cat

Eris: Im a dog person

Azriel: … I want a divorce

Eris: Nuh uh too late, you’re stuck with me

Azriel: tragic

#azris #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #eris vanserra #eris acotar #guys #do u see my vision #at their core they’re both softies so they’re so sweet together #Azriel’s shadows play with eris’s hounds #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #acotar #azris supremacy

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somnas-writes · 28 days

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Zosan proposal but they’re proposing at the same time and both want to be first.

They each plotted with the help of the crew (evenly split except for Robin, who knew of both proposals, and Luffy, who wasn’t told by either)

They see the ring box (or whatever they use to propose) and both immediately start swinging.

They fight and argue for like 30 minutes infront of the crew.

#neither get to officially propose because the crew get tired and tell them to knock it off #they can’t agree on who proposed first #zosan #sanzo #zoro/sanji #sanji/zoro #they fight on it until they’re old #literal decades in the futures they fight about who proposed first #their wedding is officiated by luffy and actually gets interrupted by a storm #somnas.rambles #one piece #somnas.writes #this came to me in a vision #which consisted of zoro swinging on sanji at the sight of a ring box #they’re incapable of being romantic and cute

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somnas-writes · 19 days

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Other one piece characters fully believing that zosan are dating (regardless if they are, pinning or not.)

People see them interacting and are like “awww what a cute couple.”

#they are both unaware of this #Franky was convinced for three solid weeks that zosan were dating. married even #Brook still isn’t convinced that they’re not dating #multiple people want to flirt with zoro or sanji but then they watch zosan interact #and are like awwww man :(#somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #one piece #zosan #zoro/sanji #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji

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somnas-writes · 3 months

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Zac portraying the struggle in having two very different sides in ur life and not knowing how to balance them… Mr oyama yoy will be sent my therapy bill

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somnas-writes · 3 months

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Hc that the Chase family is so hot that the gods have to fuck them

#natalie chase #fredrick chase #Annabeth Chase #Magnus chase #Randolph really doesn’t count #he didn’t get picked by a god #well #Loki picked him but nothing good came from tbat #somnas.rambles #pjo #Mcga

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somnas-writes · 2 months

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Robin and Franky both wear bikinis to the beach

#they wear matching bikinis #Nico Robin #cyborg Franky #cutty flam #his name is so stupid I love him #frobin #robin x franky #Franky x Robin #one piece headcanons #op hc #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes

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somnas-writes · 7 months

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Aphmau is the only person within mcd to have an inventory so to everyone else she just pulls shit from thing air.

Like

Laurence: we need Something to offer this guy so we can get away

Aphmau: oh I have a stack of gold ingots, would that work?

Laurence:… how tf were you carrying that?

#she baffles them time and time again #she pulls out stacks of food from her pockets #whole planks of wood from nowhere #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #mcd #minecraft diaries #aphverse #aphblr #mcd aphmau #mcd headcanon

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somnas-writes · 2 months

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Imagine how relived the straw hats must be once they’re on the crew.

Each straw hat struggled before joining (Nami with arlong, Franky with Tom’s death, Robin with … everything). They didn’t have enough of the necessities (love, food, money, safety) but then they become a straw hat and they don’t have to ration anything.

Nami is free to save and spend money as she pleases. Robin is finally able to relax and enjoy life. Franky is wholly welcomed somewhere.

something that stuck out to me during several straw hats backstories was that they didn’t have enough to eat. They’re likely malnourished and underweight.

So imagine how reliving it is to have a cook who not only makes feasts everyday, but goes out of his way to make sure everything is suited to personal taste. Robin and Nami get deserts and coffee and tea whenever they want it.

They have a surplus, and that must be so fucking comforting.

#they’re so special to me #in my mind I’m a straw hat #like imaging how much comfort they can take in knowing ??#they have food they have money and they’re safe (as safe as pirates can be) THEYRE LOVED #somnas.rambles #one piece #somnas.writes #one piece thoughts #Nico Robin #Nami #Franky #im having thoughts and feelings guys #water seven #Enies lobby #this is me ranting and chewing on the walls

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somnas-writes · 3 months

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Luffy carries pictures of all his friends in his wallet. Does he have any money in said wallet? Absolutely not but his friends are there.

#somnas.writes #somnas.rambles #one piece #monkey d. luffy #op #op Luffy #opla #mugiwara no luffy #my little guy #the littlest guy of little guys #one piece meme #one piece shitpost #the most money he’s ever carried on him was like 200 bucks and that was because he got set loose in a carnival with Robin #while the crew was doing all the important things #opla friendly

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somnas-writes · 3 months

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Modern day Luffy would be an entomologist. He told his school counselor he wanted to look at bugs for a living and they signed him up for all the science classes. Somehow he’s made his way to being one of the top entomologists in the world

#modern au #one piece #one piece au #Luffy #monkey d luffy #one piece luffy #entomology mentions #somnas.rambles #he likes bugs #somnas.writes #modern day East blue five jobs #Zoro is a personal trainer #Nami is a fashion blogger and a financial advisor #usopp is an engineer #sanji is a professional chef #entomology is the study of bugs btw #I wanna be a forensic entomologist but alas i probably won’t be

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