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evilbridgetjones · 2 months

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The concept is simple, and gender is hardly a factor in the grand scheme. The Angel, starry-eyed and probably somewhat naive, meets someone they’re determined to write a novel with. The Liar, debatably lacking self-awareness, allows themself to engage with the Angel’s whimsy - only long enough to get them hooked on the ride.

The Tale of The Angel and the Liar by Evil Bridget Jones

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sapsolace · 3 months

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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

#griddlehark #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gtn #when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!!#i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so #figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips #anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3 #in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month #stay at your own risk #i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with #the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here

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pookachuka · 2 months

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YASMIN KHAN STAND TF UP!!!

#doctor who #thirteenth doctor #doctor who fanart #thasmin #yasmin khan #no seriously #peak lesbian is waiting 3 years and 10 months #STAND UP YAZ!!!#i wouldve given up at 1 month #she was just a girl in a situationship #shes so me

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delicatedoggie · 6 days

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also i know everyone hates taylor swift but who else is writing songs about getting fingerblasted in public between songs about wanting to kill yourself bc ur 3 month long situationship ended

#tw taylor swift #also i know the situationship was like 10 years long not 3 months its just funnier to think of it the way it was publically perceived

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dancefloors · 10 days

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it's so funny how people were shitting on you for saying the album was going to be about matty and it turns out you were right lmfao, how does it feel to be vindicated like this?

don't worry im being as annoying as possible about it. like I predicted this literally down to the fact that she reconnected w him / was emotionally cheating in 2022 and left Joe for him just to get ghosted by him and that he was the tortured poet in question. they hated jesus bc he spoke the truth

#swifties saying she was cheated on but real ones would know she's too petty to sit on that information for a year #swifties saying its all abt Joe but real ones would know she had 3 albums processing the end already #swifties saying she wouldn't focus on a one month relo but real ones would know and she LOVES writing abt a nasty lil situationship #swifties saying she dumped him when anyone with eyes could she was definitely having an insane phase n was ghosted #they just don't know her like I do

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shadowseductress · 8 days

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Can you make this last forever, and by forever, I mean until death do us part?

#not the 2-3 month situationship

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robotpussy · 3 months

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im never going to date anyone ever ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

#i dont want to go outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#situationship. 3 month rule. kissing for more than 5 minutes is too long. act nonchalant so someone doesn't get turned off #i cant take this anymore where are the real lovers (theyre all taken)

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girlcrushau · 1 month

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#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/#but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment #i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating #there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2 #months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it #not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him #in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to.#until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if #he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone #and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think #there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy #your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you)#and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly #so last night #i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text.#i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart #until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent #that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real #did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart #and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about #and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in #which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever #it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in.#just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the #reason that he went away on me.#im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying #not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me #that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest.#and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs #he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am

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sleeepying · 6 months

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Thinking about how in highschool i took a girl on a date to get pizza, suggested sausage as a topping and she said "i dont eat pork". So i said "ok how about pepperoni?" GIRL.

#cant stop thinking about how i just looked like some meat obsessed idiot.#we broke up after a 3 month long situationship and a week of actual dating and i cried so hard i almost puked #lesbiancore

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ef-1 · 8 months

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idolatry | august '23

#thanks for NOTHING AUGUST!!!!#ugliest month of the year. easily #index: rows #1. idolatry - worship #2. he (me) who lives by the low rise jeans dies by the low rise jeans #3. soup. i love soup so much. when im having a particularly bad ms episode and i cant stand the sight for food soup is so easy & gud🥹#4. if youve been here long enough you already know about my dill pickle problem #5. faces & friends on the beach #wanna give some deep reflections on august but i really learned nothing except for i have an unspeakably shitty problem with relationships #its like my 4th relationship of the year. 5 if we count a 2 month long situationship. i just cant hold a relationship down #i self sabotage and i get really disinterested and withdrawn. how do you even fix that #anyway i suppose the silver lining about it is that it made me consider spending my bday this year with my dad #if i cant hold a relationship down maybe i need to work on my familial relationships #i hope i dont regret it HEHE!#and last but not least: remember to romanticise your life girlies #thats the only way you can get through it 😍🔫#photography series

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swagphilosophersandwich · 10 months

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when he was your enchanted, and he wanted to be your fix you when he dreamed of playing it to you.

but then he became your august, and he let you spiral down your ivy, your the 1, your hoax.

up until you became i did something bad.

and now you're flushing your gold rush "friendship" down the toilet — and jokes on you, because you're the anti-hero now — because you just want him to be another picture to burn.

but he's not.

now all you're left with is dear john.

#my writing #taylor swift #taylor swift inspired #my thoughts #writing people as different taylor swift's songs as they change through time is therapeutic #enchanted #fix you #august #ivy #the 1 #i did something bad #gold rush #picture to burn #dear john #it's been exactly 4 months since the end of this situationship #but i still have my hands tremblinh as i write this #but if mom (taylor swift) wrote a 10 minutes song about a 3 months relationship #then i can definitely write this <3 #because little relationships aren't little

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555strawberry · 3 months

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it's our 1 year tomorrow :')

#girl.txt #which again if anyone has been here for the entire ride it was a 6 month long situationship before that so it's also weird saying #'only' a year when it's been a year and a half for a bit technically but!!! i'm very happy nonetheless #it's funny bc i hate situationships and i think they're silly but there was reason for it and i already knew i'd marry him so i waited #until he was ready (plus he always made it very clear that we would date it was never a 'maybe')#idk just remembering now ;3

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sapphic-space-syren · 6 months

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So not only did the Stupid Situationship forget our plans today, he didn’t text me at all.

#usually I get at least one text #so that’s a big oof #wondering if he realises it’s been a month since he’s seen me #wondering if I even care anymore #shout out to stars for hanging out with me instead <3 and being much better company #mine #personal #stupid situationship

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deusauris · 6 months

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happy pride they finally granted me access to tumblr again? hello? might delete it, might rebrand.

#‘what’s new’ alot. got broken up with in sep; got into 3 situationships; am on my 2nd month in law school & im autistic about genshin again.#oh & im no longer a lesbian! still arospec & femme presenting/oriented though.#im. a lot more mentally stable than ive been in months. things are good.#they’re hectic. law school is. overwhelming. but it’s comforting & makes me happy.#i am glad I am no longer with my ex either. i felt so insecure & batshit crazy paranoid with him.#im finding myself in a way that’s so me & i feel so good. i can’t wait for the next year.

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lilgynt · 8 months

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going to a party and length entirely depends on this guy i was cool with but now annoys the fuck out of me

#personal #last time we hung out together he would not let me even get an inch of space whole fucking party #i couldn’t talk to anyone couldn’t sit down could walk around without him barely a step away and fucking leaning on me and like okay you #haven’t seen me for a while so has everyone at this party bc it’s was my first outing since the whole situation dude let me say hi to other #people #like could not talk to anyone else bc he was always just there!!!!!!#and i’m gonna be so honest #i cannot bring myself to care like #he’s being stand offish now after inviting me to the party #bc i was like oh hey don’t know if i can stop firestar or for how long bc i work today and tomorrow etc #and now he’s giving one word replies and it’s like dude what do you want me from me #we were work friends i got a different job my dad died and the last time we hung you either ask my best friend to make out #or hang off of me all night to the point i RAN out while you were pissing #like not even oh we flirted or oh situationship or whatever we were literally just work friends i don’t know where he’s banking all of this #shit but anyway if he’s clingy or weird or just gives me any shit baby i’m going home #but also excited it’s pink themed so hannibal eat me shirt >:) and also old coworkers AND people from my weed shop #when worlds collide #anyway wonder if it’s one of the workers who flirt with me wednmdmdnfjdnbcncjenfndnfnfnf g fjfnnfnfne #anyway if that one guy asks why i’m like so stand off ish or busy or whatever i’m gonna be honest ish and be dude i have a full time job and #my dad died 3 months ago. i got my own shit to deal with and i can barely care about anyone else’s stuff #like obviously i care wirh mh family and like. 3 best friends but everyone else im like if u catch me at a good time no worries but #i’m not gonna go out of my way for a lot of things emotionally or literally

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mayclair · 1 year

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today was So fun we had two periods of science which were basically free in the morning and then skipped design bc we had to watch the play of the class above us and it was so shit but entertaining as fuck they danced to lymmd during it and me and my friend were singing along and laughing and then after that we had another free period and my friend ordered mcdonalds and shared his fries with us and then choir practice after lunch and i watched my friends play their football tournament after school and i laughed harder than i have in weeks i think <3 peace n love on earth <3

#oh also former situationship (?) / guy ive been complaining about for months now is on the football team too and according to my friend he #stared at me when i wasnt looking for like a solid five seconds before looking away when he noticed her looking at him so <3 very fun <3

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