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milaisreading · 2 months

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2p Axis and 2p Allies reaction to a guy giving Valentine's Day gifts to y/n before they had a chance?

🌱🩷: Here u go! Hope it is ok, and thank you for the request!

2p!Italy🇮🇹

2p!Italy: Bella, these are for you~

Yn, while looking at the flower bouquet: Thank you! I didn't expect you to care about Valentine's Day! These are really pretty

2p!Italy: You care about this holiday and so do I. Besides, I wanted to be the first one to give you the present.

Yn:Oh... uhm...

2p!Italy:What?

Yn: Well... Actually... Sweden already gave me a present so...

2p!Italy: Really?

Yn: Yeah- WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR KNIFE OUT?!

2p!Germany🇩🇪

Yn: Thanks for the chocolate!

2p!Germany, all proud that she likes it: Nothing to thank me for. I heard from people you like this flavor.

Yn: Yep! It's one of my favorites, actually.

2p!Germany, confused as he thought she likes this one: One of? What's your favorite? I can get you that instead.

Yn: No need! Besides, Denmark already gave me that this morning.

2p!Germany: ... What? Wait, so someone already gave you a gift?

Yn: Yeah. This morning

2p!Germany:....

Yn: Why is your gun out?

2p!Japan🇯🇵

2p!Japan:...

Yn, worried as his glare intensifies and his grip on the present tightens: Are...are you ok?

2p!Japan:Yes.

Yn: You look constipated. Was it the food you ate earlier?

2p!Japan, embarrassed as he shoves the present into her hands: Just take this stupid gift?!

Yn: Thanks... *opens to see what's inside*

2p!Japan, trying to look like he doesn't give af: And?

Yn: Oh! This is a cute figurine! It will go well with the one Korea gave me!

2p!Japan:...

2p!Japan: When did he give it to you?

Yn: This morning.

2p!Japan: Ah... so someone already gave you a gift?

Yn: Yeah- where are you going?

2p!Japan: Out for a walk.

2p!America🇺🇸

2p!America: Hey there, dollface! Happy Valentine's Day! Here is your present.

Yn, jumping in surprise as she takes it: Thank you! The bear is cute!

2p!America, swinging his arm around her shoulder: Not as cute as you.

Yn, blushing:O-oh...

2p!America: Anyway, want to go and eat something?

Yn: No, I just ate with Norway

2p!America: Excuse me? What?

Yn: He took me out to lunch as a gift.

2p!America,thinking of all the ways to kill a country: Oh... lovely...

2p!France🇫🇷

2p!France: What is that?

Yn, looking at the small cake 2p!France was pointing at: Oh! This? It's a cake Finland made me for Valentine's Day! Want to try? He made it with my favorite flavor.

2p!France while tightening his grip on a gift he got her: Oh... And you accepted the gift just like that?

Yn, confused by the question: Yeah? We always give each other gifts.

2p!France: You gave him gifts as well?!

Yn: Yeah... Are you mad?

2p!France: Yes.

Yn: O-oh... I will put it away then...

2p!France: Please do.

2p!England🇬🇧

2p!England: Poppet! I made you my special cupcakes! Try them!

Yn, nervous as she remembers what his special cupcakes might have:I am not really hungry, so...

2p!England: They don't have anything bad in them, I swear!

Yn, slowly nodding her head as she takes them: O-Ok.

2p!England: I wanted to make this present special! Do you like them?

Yn, surprised they taste like real, normal cupcakes: Yeah... they remind me of the ones Switzerland got me this morning.

2p!England: What?

Yn: Switzerland gave me some as a present this morning *continues eating*

2p!England, thinking: I will turn him into literal Swiss cheese

2p!Russia🇷🇺

Yn: Thanks for the presents, Russia... Isn't this too much? *looks at the mountain of gifts*

2p!Russia, shakes his head while patting hers: Not really. In fact, there are more I need to give you.

Yn:?!

2p!Russia: Don't worry your pretty brain about it, but... Who gave you those flowers over there? *points at the tulips*

Yn: Oh! Netherlands gave me them as a gift this morning! They smell so good- Why are you taking the vase away?

2p!Russia: They have gone bad. I will get you better ones

Yn: What?

2p!China🇨🇳

Yn, admiring the Hello kitty plushie: This is so adorable! I never saw this one!

2p!China, while having a huge grin on his face: Well, it was a special I requested for you. Happy you like it.

Yn: Thanks! You didn't have to go through so much trouble for me.

2p!China: It was more trouble at all~

Yn: It will look great with that plushie Estonia gave me this morning

2p!China:...

2p!China: Someone gave you a present already?

Yn: Yep~

2p!China: Oh... Can you do me a favor?

Yn: Sure. What is it?

2p!China: Can you sleep with your window open for tonight? And put that plushie from Estonia as close as possible to the the window

Yn:...

Yn: What?

2p!Canada🇨🇦

2p!Canada, blushing as Yn thanks him for the chocolate: It's nothing. Just a small token of appreciation.

Yn: Still! Thank you for remembering me! I didn't expect gifts from both Iceland and you, to be honest.

2p!Canada: Oh, it's nothing. I am happy you like- What do you mean by Iceland?

Yn: Him and Mr. Puffin gave me those cute Valentine's Day cards. They are so adorable~

2p!Canada, agitated while she is smiling: Aha...

An hour later...

Yn, yelling from her room: My cards are gone!!

2p!Canada as he lights up a fire: How tragic

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nastymensimp · 1 year

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Never in my life did I imagine I would be here, in our gracious 2023, thinking about how attractive some hetalia characters are

#hetalia #hetalia x reader #aph america #aph turkey #2ptalia #2p canada #axis powers hetalia

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ari-burr · 1 year

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~ Allen F. Jones • Headcanons ♡

Allen’s motto is: “If your gonna do something dumb, be fuckin’ smart about it.”

Which doesn’t grant much surprise when his close friends and family find out how much a felon he really is.

These days however, he makes sure all his stunts aren’t too common or deplorable for him to get tracked down and thrown behind bars.

Allen had learnt the hard way after Oliver couldn’t handle bailing him out anymore which resulted to leaning on Matthieu as a last resort to wrangle the shit out of him.

And the moment he left the prison with his brother in tow, not only was he half deaf from the yelling [in French and in English], but also a bit more bruised up than before he stepped inside.

Due to his many infamous feats in the law, Allen has become regrettably well acquainted with the cops who’ve been arresting him. So much so, that whenever he spots a familiar policeman on the street or in a nearby restaurant he’ll flip them the bird and walk by without a care.

As if he isn’t disrespecting the people who can throw him in jail for the 50th time.

Allen has a strong New York accent. And added with his deep and somewhat gruff voice, people perceive him to be dangerous or dangerously attractive. [Allen’s fine with either or ;>].

He does enjoy shooting guns like Alfred, but enjoys short-ranged weapons as well. Allen's naturally gifted with any melee-weapons. Be it knifes, bats, handguns, you name it.

His real specialty though, is hand to hand combat.

If or when he and Alfred get into a fight Allen can honestly give the latter a run for his money if weapons aren't involved.

After the first few years of introduction, things between the two were pretty rocky since both came from completely separate heritages and in turn, disagreed on a plethora of things when it came to running the country.

~ But turning to the subject of him and you, you probably first saw the latter during the dead of night. Sitting in a park where the streetlights limelight glow illuminated his form—or perhaps smoking less than legal substances in an alley way with a certain Chinese man.

You, living in New York, knew better than to hang out around alleys, have small talk with strangers and stick around longer than you should. Especially in this side of the city in the 1970s. So the most you would do was spare a quick glance and walk off on your merry way.

When you first moved to Manhattan, you held a very general idea of what the city might be like.

Densely populated, filled with rude people, stoners getting high in the alleyways, hookers coming in and out of bars, overpriced apartments, and much, much more. Course, you understood that not every part of the city was terrible. But being street-smart was your best ticket in avoiding any trouble.

And after seeing those familiar red-tainted auburn hair with a certain cow-lick sticking up more than once, it left your mind screaming the words danger and leave.

Allen’s reputation was deeply rooted within darkest parts of New York, and while he hasn’t committed any serious crimes to receive the death penalty yet, it was best not to cross paths with the latter.

Or at least get on his bad-side.

But you, being part of the unlucky bunch, has.

Having developed a sharp tongue since childhood, you obtained a nasty habit of insulting people in between sentences. All of it was purely involuntary as no one corrected you until much later into adulthood.

So you made sure to keep conversations short and to the point. To protect not only the other persons feelings, but the strain it took minding every phrase.

Allen one night, had walked up next to you after you were finally released from your job hours. When he saw you leaned up against the stone wall at behind the building and simply relishing in the icy air prickling your skin and cooling your fiery nerves, all of it lit a spark in his mind.

You were the the person he kept seeing.

The poor soul that continued to make their way into his thoughts.

So what’s the harm in trying to get to know you? But of course, the conversation doesn’t go as smoothly as he planned.

“Hey dollface, haven’t I seen you somewhere before~?”

Your eyes flicked over to him as you replied in a heartbeat,

“Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

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shini--chan · 1 year

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May I request a birth scenario for the 2ps. You can do either side first and make 2 separate posts.

There is one ask further up in my ask box asking for the dreaded birth scenario with the 2p axis anyway, so I’ll just be doing the 2p allies for now. Warning for implied non-con, manipulation & coercion. You’re reading this at your own risk.

Yandere 2p! Allies – Dreaded Birth

America

“Not like you have much choice, cupcake”, Allen lazily drawled from his place next to you. He had tidied himself up for the birth, and it was downright surreal to see him in a blue overall with a hairnet and mask. Exhausted as you were from pressing the baby out, you had nearly not recognised him for a moment.

“You are not the mother of that…”, you began weakly only to be cut off by him.

“Yes, I’m the daddy and you are the mommy and you’ll act the part. Taking care of another human being will be good for your mental health. We talked about this sugar. You are just acting like this because you just had a difficult birth and post-partum depression is already setting in. Plus, you’re anxiety is showing again.”

Allen would quickly see what you are up to and would do his best to stamp it out as soon as possible. He would have possible caught on to your true feelings on the matter long before the deliver would have taken place with how you would be more emotional and prone to lash out in the weeks leading up to the event. As such, he would have a plan in mind to deal with you.

Would either take you to a small country hospital or a hippy commune to have the birth. There, he would either know the people very well, letting him be the more credible person in the room, or it would be a group of complete strangers that wouldn’t care about your fate and therefore have no incentive to intervene.

Would likely give you a joint or cannabis tea afterwards to make you calm down. Promises would be made and he would have a serious heart-to-heart conversation with you, doing his best to sway you. If else, the carrot and the stick will have to do.

Canada

Sighing Mark turned to the midwife, asking: “Mind leaving us alone for a minute? I have to have a word with my wife.”

“Please don’t go”, you stated. “I don’t want to be alone with him.”

Cassidy, as she was called, looked uncertain between you and Mark, not knowing who to heed. She probably also sensed that something foul was afoot, having likely been in similar situations before, situations where not everything was as it seem on the surface.

“I had a fight with my honey-buns before the contractions started. With everything that happened today, she is probs more mad at me than she usually would be.”

“Alright. I’ll just be by the door. When you have finished comforting her, not hesitate to shout”, the woman said somewhat hurriedly, and then scurried out of the room. Typical – she just wanted to believe what he had said, because the alternative would be so extremely troubling. Now you were alone with the wolf.

Mark could do his best to construct the situation as just an unfortunate series of events. Though, because he wouldn’t be the most sociable and suave guys, he would likely leave opening that you could easily exploit. Taking with the nurse a bit or some other person witnessing the awkward scenes, and you could have a very willing accomplice that could help you escape and even testify in court.

Aside from that, would sit on your bed and do a long lecture, while holding the baby in his arms. Would chide you of disturbing the sleep of the little one if you would raise your voice and reprimand you for being so heartless as to rejecting such a cute and helpless thing that would suffer dearly without your aid. If it initially wouldn’t work, then he would have the following weeks to convince you.

China

Zao raised a thin eye-brow, a rather emotional gesture for such a stoic man. Or at least, for when he wasn’t under the influence of anything. Ignoring your protests, he shoved the baby in your arms, forcing you to take it unless the small tumbled to the side of the narrow bed you had just given birth in and smash its head open. The midwives had just finished washing the wax off the pliable body and swaddled the boy in blankets. After handing the father his child, they had all filed out doubtlessly in accordance to some preplanned schedule.

This China wouldn’t leave much room for argument. He would ensure that events would be framed to make sure that out of the two of you, you would be viewed as the evil doer. The people around you would offer you a lot of unsolicited advice on child rearing and ensure that would be doing your job of a dutiful mother. Should you fail on doing that, they would be the ones to lecture you and shame you. That could or couldn’t be Zao’s intentions, yet the outcome would be that you would feel the pressure more acutely, since it wouldn’t just be some crazed faux-lover telling you what to do.

It would be one of those circumstances where he would continuously invite people over, just to force you into the role of mother. Other’s would gossip and look down on you if you wouldn’t, after all.

All the time, would act as if you are not protesting against motherhood – shoving the child in your arms, leaving you alone with him and assigning you the role of primary caretaker. He is not going to feed the boy, would you let the kid starve? You know that you could go to jail for child abuse if you’d do so.

England

Oliver giggled softly, bright blue eyes shining.

“What did you say, poppet?”, he asked brightly. His appearance made you step back. He was covered in blood, your blood to be exact, seeing that he had played midwife.

You had hoped that the deliver would have meant that you would have been allowed to see other people. Sadly, he had deftly dashed your hopes by doing the task himself. It shouldn’t have surprised you – the mere notion of you in somebody else’ arms drove him berserk.

“Nothing, dear”, you answered quietly, feeling tears well up in your eyes.

Oliver wouldn’t hesitate to go full batshit insane if you would ruin his dream of a happy little family. He would desire, no require a sweet little life with a darling sweet wife and a cute tyke to be happy, so don’t dare tear that away from him.

If you would insist on being difficult, he would go one of two routs. The first one would be dragging you to his personal torture chamber, disregarding that you just gave birth, and torturing you a few hours. You would only be allowed out every once in a while for a quick clean-up and to breastfeed the child.

Or he could play the long game by turning the child you would hate so much against you. Then he would have an ally in keeping your behaviour in check. Perhaps, that route would be so much to his liking that he would force another child on you and repeat the whole process.

France

Francois carelessly snipped the finished bud of his ciggerette towards the rublish bin. It missed and rolled on the floor, vanishing in an arc behind the bin. Sighing for the untempth time this hour already and looked up at you. You were staring at the craddle with bitter contempt, as if the squeaking child had gravely insulted you. This was slowly going too far. Sure, he had would also be more peeved if he would be bleeding from his genitals for over a month and stretched skin turned into a wrinkly flap of tissue. "It is not as if she tried to kill you so stop trying to set her on fire with your eyes", he tiredly commented. Affairs like this made him even more tired than usual. Maybe there was still some German beer in the fridge to calm his nerves. "And yet she still nearly did", you curtly snip back, all to happy to let out your anger now. Ah yes, there was that. On good days Francois could easily forget that you nearly died during childbirth. Partially, he had been angry at the baby for that, at least in the beginning, however, unlike you, he was a rational person and worked quickly to overcome his misgivings. - Francois' solution would just be to shrug off your responses and wait. Surely you would have only been hysterical at the moment and given a few weeks you would surely calm down. If not, then he would resort to violence - burns and choking and attempts to impregnate you again. - Though, that would only be the case if he would still want the child. If you could argue your case well enough, then he would put the child up for adoption. That would be the outcome anyway, if he would find the child to be too difficult he would give it away, regardless of your feelings on the matter.

Russia

Victor raised his eyebrows in askance and then his expression proceeded to melt into one of mirth. The usually stone expression vanished, the corners of his eyes crinkling and his mouth forming into a smile that had too many teeth. Hiding the lower half of his face inside his signature red scarf, he looked even more sinister. That was when it came to you - his happiness stemmed from giddy anticipation. You had just broke one of the rules in this elaborate game of cat and mouse, you had just given him an exuse to act out his crueller fantasies. Normally, you were more careful, but this time, you had lost it all because you had allowed your emotions to get the better of you for the fraction of a minute. Those red eyes, twinkled down at you as he carefully laid the buddled little babe in your lap. You felt a shiver run down your spin as he patted your messy hair. The gesture would be affectionate, if you didn't know him. Ice gathered in your belly and you found yourself frozen with dread. "I'll keep your words in mind", he said softly, and with that, you knew that you were doomed. - Victor would use this as an excuse to let out his pent up anger and frustration out on you. For a few weeks, you would become his emotion punching bag. Of course, it would be constructed so that you would likely not suffer permanent damage. Emphasise on likely, because that could change very quickly if would provoke him. While standardly a very collected man, when he would already be swimming in anger, he would lose all tolerance for bs. - During that time, he would still have you tend to the child. Your treatment of the little one would determine if your punishment would be extended or shortened as well as the intensity of it. Of course, he wouldn't tell you of this - it would just be more fun for him to have you figure it out yourself. - Such an "event" could occur again and again during the life of your child, depending on your behaviour towards them. Family is something that Victor would take extremely seriously.

#yandere 2p hetalia #yandere 2p allies #yandere 2p russia #yandere 2p america #yandere 2p england #yandere 2p china #yandere 2p canada #yandere 2p france #x reader

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livingindabisribcage · 1 month

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2p!Canada Relationship HC

Another one of the lomls. I use Matt as his name

arguably one of the best boyfriends on the planet

yes, he's awkward. yes, he has anger issues. but he still treats you amazing

you met a few days after you moved to the city, and after a couple awkward first interactions he became your first friend there

you did hear about the rumors of the 'strange man in the woods' but you quickly realized matt, while he can come off as very grumpy and mean, more so has a bad case of rbf than anything else

he'll fight people quickly, but not for no reason. and you haven't given him a reason

all Matt really does in his spare time besides patrolling the woods is listen to music, do little sketches, and do lots of woodwork. he doesn't call himself an artist, but he's really good at what he does

I mean, he literally built his own cabin from scratch

after getting with you, he made his cabin a bit prettier and expanded it so that you'd have your own personal space in there. originally, it was very much only for the purpose of living in. only basic rooms that he needed, nothing aesthetically pleasing, just straight to the point

then you come along and he wants to impress you but also make you feel comfortable in his home, because once you're together he takes it very seriously and this is essentially your home too

Matt hasn't been with many people, he's been with a good handful over his hundreds of years, but that's about it. and most of the time he did it out of being lonely, and he hated feeling like that, so he stopped trying a while ago

so you're his first serious relationship in *a while*, and one that he genuinely enjoys being in

practically anything you want to do he'll try and help you do it. be it going somewhere, trying something new, he's finding the right tools or saving money to help you do it

he can be kind of stern with some things when it comes to your safety. you're not allowed to walk around the woods without him, end of story. he doesn't want you touching his wood working tools in case you hurt yourself. anything potentially dangerous he wants to be able to keep an eye on you

ik people generally think of 2ps as like evil and bloodthirsty but that's boring sometimes, so I like to think that Matt has no issues killing someone if they deserve it, and he has definitely killed tons of poachers throughout his life, but he tries to hide all that from you

it's not like he's out hunting people, just if they come into his area, he'll keep an eye on them to see if they do something dumb. and for these periods of time he'll send u back home with some excuse

he also wouldn't tell you he's a country until way into your relationship

he doesn't want things to get messed up because of it, he doesn't want to seem crazy also, but once he's positive that you wouldn't leave him just for that then he'll tell you

it does make him worry about the fact that you'll inevitably age, and he's tempted to ask Oliver if he can find some sort of magic to keep you with him forever, but he won't ask that of you. if you brought it up, maybe, but he would never dare to, it's not his right to mess with your mortality

he's not a very good cook, but he's very good at prepping meat. he's had to hunt to 'survive' before, he's eaten multiple different kinds of animals, so he knows how to handle meat. he just can't promise anything will taste great

he eats really healthy though, so you'll probably be eating healthy as well most of the time

Kuma (I like to think of Matt's Kuma as a wolf) loves you. that alone was a sign that Matt could trust you at least a little, cause Kuma hates everyone

Matt doesn't like you being around his family, but he does brag about you a lot. Especially to Francois, even though he doesn't get along with him, he wants to prove he has a good life

He doesn't want Allen around you though, at least not at first. Allen's a fuckboy, and he doesn't usually care if someone's taken or not if he's just looking to have some fun, so your interactions with him are limited

But Allen does like to hang out with Matt when he can, and Matt does love his brother so he doesn't object usually, so over time you kinda become friends with Allen too

Matt isn't necessarily shy, but he's awkward and doesn't want to upset you by overstepping your boundaries. so he'll be careful about what physical affection he gives you

he'll either wait for you to ask him to do something, or maybe initiate a conversation about what exactly you want from him, and he'll do his best to follow through

when he's comfortable, he can actually be a bit perverted. never in public, but when you're home alone he loves to grab at anything squishy on you

the only negative aspect to Matt is that he is angry and he has a habit of hiding away when he's upset. so he doesn't communicate any of his negative feelings at all. this includes if you're bothering him in some way, because it's just easier for him to be angry alone than deal with it so he might take it out on you in other ways by being extra pissy or snappy

but through some coercion from you, he'll work on it. slowly, but he will

#2pcanada #2p!canada #matt williams #2pcanada x reader #2pcanada headcanons #2pcanada imagine

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dommi-griffi · 2 years

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I've only been thinking about the Boys lately.

Allen gives me Grunge Guy on Pinterest vibes, don’t ask me why, he just does. But he turned out SO pretty so I’m happy abt this concept.

I gave Matt my nose because I felt like it. (also bc it’s my family's nose and I found out recently my great grandpa was from the Blood tribe in Canada so there’s that too- try to fight me on it I dare you.)

Feel free to uh, let me know how you guys feel abt their designs, I might add to the family if you know what I mean ;)

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yanwriter-archive · 2 years

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Update on blog and Upcoming Works

Hello! It’s been a very long time! I won’t bore you with details, but I will say that I’m back! I have a few things I am working on, so my requests are closed for now, but over half of my requests were deleted by accident! So once I open them up, feel free to request something you may have requested before!

- Yanwriter

Upcoming works (No particular order)

1p Russia, 1p Germany, 2p Russia, and 2p Germany trying to convince the boss of Fem! Reader country to get married

2p France, 2p America, 2p Canada, and 2p England with a s/o that is emotionally sensitive

2p Russia and 2p China with a s/o who is emotionally sensitive

Yandere Nyo!Belarus General headcanons

Yandere Netherlands

Yandere Viking Sweden

A yandere Denmark Fic (I’m so excited for this!!)

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milaisreading · 4 months

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Imagine in 2p Hetalia x reader, someone hurts and insults Y/N both physically and emotionally but the 2p's are behind them and just saw the whole thing.💀☠️🔪

Warnings: Mentions of murder and I used she/her for the reader.

Hmmm, let me think for a second...

2p!Italy 🇮🇹

2p!Italy, who didn't hear exactly what was said, but saw Yn getting upset.

2p!Italy: What happened? :3

Yn: I just got told that the dress looks hideous on me. I liked the dress- LUCIANO DON'T POINT THE KNIFE AT HIS HEART

2p!Italy: The jugular vein it is then! What did you just say to her?! Repeat that?!

2p!Germany 🇩🇪

Dude, who was talking shit to Yn after he saw 2p!Germany: Who... who is that?

Yn turns around while holding her tears in: Oh... that's Lutz, he doesn't bite

2p!Germany: Yes, I do. Now, care to repeat what you just said?

2p!Japan 🇯🇵

The man doesn't even finish his 1st sentence before 2p!Japan takes out his katana

Yn: Where did you get that?!

2p!Japan: Don't worry your cute brain about it. Now, let me take revenge on the man who insulted your honor

2p!America🇺🇲

2p!America heard everything while he was stalking watching over Yn, and he held himself back from swinging his bat at the person... for now. 2 days later tho...

Yn: Allen, why is your bat red again? Did Matt prank you again and painted it?

2p!America: Sure! :D

2p!France 🇫🇷

This man would straight up start insulting the person while mixing English and French. Yn would have to hold him back from checking the person who insulted her.

2p!England 🇬🇧

Person: And not to mention that dumb hairstyle!-

Yn, at the verge of crying as the person pulled on her hair a little.

2p!England while stabbing the person in the back: Looks like I will be able to make more cupcakes soon :3

Yn, looking in surprise at the dead man and then up at 2p England: Isn't this an overkill, Oliver?

2p!England: That is not a real thing, poppet!

2p!Russia 🇷🇺

Bold of you to assume he let's Yn get near anyone, let alone a stranger. But, on the off chance she runs into the wrong person and they start insulting her and threatening her physicall well-being... Then Viktor will pull the person into an alleyway and kill them. Then he will pick up Yn and carry her back home.

2p!Russia: This is why you stay home.

2p!China 🇨🇳

2p!China, pretending to clean his ears: I must be hearing this wrong... her? An eyesore? And not belonging here? I must inform you that this is the most beautiful girl in the world! And I will not let some street rat looking asshole insult her! Do you know what she means to me?!

Basically, he starts pestering the man for two hours about what Yn means to him... later on Wang kills him, tho.

2p!Canada 🇨🇦

This man will just pull Yn away and let Kuma deal with the man...

#hetalia world series #hetalia #2p hetalia #hetalia scenarios #2p italy #2p germany #2p japan #2p america #2p england #2p france #2p russia #2p china #2p canada

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headingalaxys-spicy · 3 months

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America's Master List

The First of the new Master Lists for 2024! It still needs to have all of the newest works but some of them are on here already! Thanks for reading! There are so many of there crazy things their might be multiple for America XD jebus. But this is for you, like me, Alfred F. Jones simps, who need their content.

America and England with an S/O (Human AU)

Cardverse Senario

Cardverse Scenario: White Queen Taken from a Different Kingdom

Yandere America Cardverse

Yandere Demon America Headcannons

Demon Games: America

Spicy Yandere! Demon America

Yandere Demon America w/Strong Escapee S/O

Yandere Demon America with a Priestess S/O

Yandere Demon America w/ a Yandere S/O

Demon America w/ S/O that won his Bloody Money Game

Demon America w/ Jealous S/O

Demon America w/Stupid S/O that kept his coins

Demon America w/Stupid S/O that kept his coins pt.2 (Spicy)

Yandere Demon America w/ S/O who has awful parents

Yandere Demon America w/ Demon Princess

Yandere America x Reader (That has traits similar to Francis) X Yandere France

Yandere America with a Metal Head Darling with a Guitar

Yandere Mob Boss America

Yandere Spain, Germany, America, North and South Italy with a wife who just found out that they're a mob boss

Yandere Demon America, England, Russia w/Ghost Reader

Yandere Demon America w/ Smart human

Yandere Demon America w/ Yandere Demoness S/O that captures him

Yandere Demon America w/ Ancient Monster Darling

Yandere Demon America w/ Angel Darling

Birthday Drabble Demon America Club 27

Yandere Demon America w/Dark Witch Darling

Yandere Demon America: Family life with S/O

Yandere Demon America vs Demon Canada that love the same S/O

Yandere Demon America & Russia w/ Supernatural Hunter Reader

Yandere Demon America w/ Witch Darling pt.2

Yandere Demon America x Right Hand Demon Darling

Yandere America X Male Reader X Russia Captive

Yandere Demon America x Dumbass reader

Yandere Demon America claiming them for the first time after kidnapping

Yandere Demon America x Dark Witch Darling p.3

Yandere Demon America vs Demon Russia

Yandere Demon America with Chaos Lord p.2

Yandere Demon Germany & Russia with a Chaos lord

(I'm sure you're tired as hell from seeing the word 'Yandere' aren't you? America vs Russia as demons

Yandere Demon America X Doomguy reader

Yandere Demon America with a Succubus reader

Yandere Demon America x Chaos Lord

Yandere Demon America with an escapee human

Demon America w/ Pervy Sage like S/O

Yandere Demon America with a Heathen Goddess darling

Yandere demon America with a Nephilim Darling

Yandere Demon America and Japan with an Oni darling

Demon King America with an experimental dragon darling

Yandere America with Platonic Yandere Demonness

Yandere Demon King America X Reader : Someone tries to assassinate you

Yandere Demon America with a Half Human / Half Demon Darling

Yandere Demon King America X Reader X Demon King Russia: Right-Hand Woman p.2

Yandere Demon King America X Reader X Demon King Russia: Right Hand Woman P.3

Demon America with a Fem! S/O and a box of Chocolate

Yandere! Angel America & Germany in Luv with a demon

America X Reader X Britain p.1

America x Reader X Britain p.2

America X Reader X Britain p.3 America Ending

America x Reader X Britain p.4 England Ending

Epilogue w/America

Yandere Alpha 2p! America Headcannons

Yandere America rejecting his Omega S/O only to realize that he misses them

What dog breeds that the Allies and the Axis are in the Omegaverse

Omega America Headcannons

Yandere Alpha America and Germany w/ a darling that committed suicide

Yandere Alpha America with an Alpha Darling

Yandere Alpha America with an Alpha Darling p.2

Omega America tormenting his darling

Differences between Yandere Alpha America and Yandere Omega America

The Emperor for Evil America

The Sun, The Devil, Temperance, & Tower America, France, Romano, Spain, & Russia

The World and High Priestess with the Allies

Justice and the Devil 2p America

Club-27 pt. 2

The Longer Series (Or Lore within the stuff I write) I'm trying to work on: The Golden Nightingale, Peacekeepers (Omegaverse) and possibly Mating Season (Demon AU however that's likely to be more headcanons than storytelling)

Golden Nightingale Intro

Chapter 1: Tourmaline Daydream

Chapter 2: The Chaos

Mating Season

Yandere Demon Kings Lands

Just more ramblings about how the Omegaverse AU is written

Explanations on how you’re categorized in the Omegaverse

Omega America on suppressants

When two Alpha’s fight over an Omega

How the capturing process works in the Omegaverse

The successful Omega Rebellion hypothetical

#hws #hetalia #hetalia fandom #hws america #headingalaxys spicy #yandere hetalia #alfred f jones #headingalaxys writes stuff #hetalia masterlist #masterlist

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onceuponablogging · 2 years

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꧁ Masterlist ꧂

— @crimson-kisses

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~ 🌻🐝✨

America & Nyo!America sharing a darling.

Germany & Nyo!Germany sharing a darling.

Prussia & Germany x reader Yandere for someone else.

Platonic Yandere Germanics & Hungary + Liechtenstein x an autistic darling with a dark twist.

Poly nyolietpol with a darling who rejects their confession.

2p!Italy & 2p!nyo!Italy sharing a darling || England & nyoEngland sharing a darling.

Specific headcannons:

Yandere Allies x Goddess of nature/healing! reader {headcannons & drabbles}

Yandere Axis x Goddess of nature/healing! reader {headcannons & drabbles}

Yandere Spain/Ukraine/Belarus/Belgium/Monaco x goddess of nature/healing! reader. {headcannons}

Yandere gods/goddesses Canada poly x short! reader {headcannons}

Germanic family + Hungary x reader & her sisters: family feud. {headcannons}

Yandere details about Prussia {thoughts}

Yandere Allies & axis x goddess of love/lust/desire! reader {thoughts}

reader gets pent up and gets caught by their captors {thoughts}

One shots

Breaking point - Germany x reader

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oinkinpigprince · 2 years

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Info-

You can call me slushie my pronouns are he/it/they, this isn’t my first tumblr blog sadly and I’ve gone off the deep-end again

I will be having a god complex because I am simply amazing at this type of stuff

I’m mainly doing headcanons and I will do letters

Fandoms/characters I will do but not limited, you can ask for other more obscure but don’t count on it lmao

Stardew valley

bachelors/bachelorettes

Slashers

Micheal myers

Jason voorhees

Billy loomis

Stu Macher

Billy lenz

Brahms heelshire

Bo sinclair

Vincent sinclair

Lester sinclair

Kurt Kunkel

Bubba sawyer

Nubbin sawyer(he’s my husband :33c)

Choptop sawyer

Pyramid head (is he a slasher? Idk, is he hot? Yes.)

Hetalia

(1p/2p Axis powers)

Italy

Germany

Japan

Romano

Prussia

Austria

Hungry

Spain

(1p/2p Allies)

America

Russia

England

France

China

Canada

(1p/2p Others)

Belarus

Ukraine

Lithuania

Estonia

There’s definitely others I forgot, I was in this fandom for 4 years so try me, ive read fanfic of the most obscure characters

The disastrous life of saiki k

Saiki kusuo

Kaidou shun

Nendo riki

Teruhashi kokomi

Yumahara chiyo

Aren Kuboyasu

Mera chisato

Hairo kineshi

Smiling friends

Charlie dompler

Pim

Alan

Glep

Grim

Gnarly

Bugsnax

Everyone, including the journalist

One piece

Straw hats minus jinbe

Buggy

Crocodile

Osomatsu~San

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyushimatsu

Todomatsu

Pizza tower

Peppino

Theodore noise

Noisette

Gustavo

Vigilante

Pepperman

Fake peppino

Rules~

I don’t do nsfw

I will do heavy angst but I will kindly decline anything I am uncomfy with such as mentions of SA and other things like that

Yandere request are welcome

Chubby!readers/character are VERY welcome (I am a fat bitch/pos myself)

For headcanons: Be as vague or specific about your requests as you want

For letters: plz give me something to work w/ such as relationship w/ character, and maybe reason for writing the letter

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL I BE DOING INCEST, only PLATONIC family relationships

Character x character, character x reader, or even character x OC and crack ships

DNI:

ZOOPHILES, PROSHIPPERS, TERFS, HOMOPHOBES, RACISTS

I don’t do master lists since I’m on mobile and I don’t believe in them so I’m gonna put my tags here so you can sort through my stuff, trust me it is so much easier imo

Tonetag list because I use them a lot

(Just in case the image doesn’t load)

/j joking

/hj half jokin

/s sarcastic

/srs serious

/p platonic

/r romantic

/t teasing

/neg negative connotation

/pos positive connotation

/lh light hearted

/th threat

#slashers #hetalia #the disasterous life of saiki k #smiling friends #bugsnax #yandere #headcanons #stardew valley #osomatsu san #2p hetalia #pizza tower

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elsliterarylibrary · 3 years

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TW non-con/dub-con, Yandere, love potion, Aphrodisiacs, Not Safe FW

It was a cold day in Ontario, Canada. Matt and I were hanging out in his cabin. It was our 2 year anniversary. 2 years ago today, he and I started dating after he saved me from a wild polar bear. I didn't know polar bears were even in Canada. The more you know, I guess.

Matt and I were snuggling in his cabin, just like couples do. He was big spoon as always and I was little spoon. It was a comfy arrangement, until... Matt groped my behind. It surprised me, he's never really done that before.

"M-Matt... Your hand-" I was cut off by him kissing me. I tried to push him off without hurting him, but he wouldn't budge. I started to panic, I didn't know what to do.

"(Y/N)..." he muttered against my lips, trying to put his hands into my pants. At this point I had had enough and I shoved him as hard as I could off of me. The second he was off of me, I got up and rushed to the door.

"Matt, I'm sorry. You know I'm waiting until marriage!"

"(Y/n), what's the big deal. You said you believed sex was about love and that you'd only do it with someone you loved. Do you not love me?"

"I do love you, Matt. But I just want to be married first. It shows me that you love me enough to stay with me forever and wait for me, not just as a little fling and not just because you want to use me. It shows me that you're committed to me, that's what's important to me. I don't want to give myself over and lose my virginity to someone who might leave!"

"I'm not going to leave you, (Y/n). You know that." He started to make slow strides over to me.

"I'm sorry, Matt. I'm not comfortable doing that with you right now. Please respect that!"

He reached me and pinned me against the wall. He started kissing me forcefully, as if he hadn't heard me or as if he wasn't listening. I squirmed and fought, I tried my hardest to get away, but he just wouldn't give up. I had no choice, so I bit his lip and shoved him off of me. I turned and ran out the door as quick as I could. I ran all the way back home, unaware of what Matt was planning.

MATT'S POV

I stormed around the cabin, angry at myself. She was so close. I was so close to keeping her with me and I had to screw it all up! I stormed into the kitchen and stopped at the sight of a familiar strawberry blond. He sat at the dining room table, sipping his tea. He looked at me and smirked.

"That little skirmish you two had didn't look so good."

"What do you want?"

"I just came by to see how things were going after you refused my offer. It seems that things aren't going too well." His smirk grew wider.

"I told you I wasn't going to use your drugged cupcakes on (Y/N)!"

"My offer still stands. I don't think this little stunt you pulled will be forgiven easily. This may just have been the last of your relationship." He sipped his tea again, chuckling. "I mean, you tried to force her into sex. I don't think (Y/N) is stupid enough to let something like that slide. But... If you give her the little love potion I offered you, she won't be able to remember all the bad things that went on in your relationship. All you have to do is give her the love potion, wait for it to take effect and Bob's your uncle! She'll be all over you like a bee on a rose."

"I don't know about this..."

"Trust me, this will be the best decision you'll ever make. She'll forget the events of today and she'll be all over you. Just take my offer. I'm not going to offer it again."

I sighed. I wanted (Y/n) to love me and be with me forever, but I wanted it to be her decision, not some stupid cupcake. Though, I knew he was right. (Y/n) will never forgive me this time. I had to do something or I'll lose her! I took a deep breath and looked at Oliver.

"I'll do it. This won't have any side effects, right?"

"Of course not! I would never offer you something that would hurt your little darling! I'm here to help, not cause trouble, after all." He walked over to a large, pastel pink box on the kitchen counter. It was large enough to carry at least a dozen of the baked goods Oliver was famous for. Though, they made him famous for all the wrong reasons. He picked it up and gave it to me.

"Just give this to her and she'll be all yours. Good luck, Matthieu." With that, he headed towards the front door. After he left, I looked at the pink box. I opened it and looked at the sole cupcake in the large box. It was a normal looking cupcake, a warm green cupcake liner, a soft, brown base, and pastel (f/c) icing with matching sprinkles that were concentrated more on one side. There were slight imperfections in the icing, probably Oliver trying to make it look like I made it. I took another deep breath and closed the box, setting it down on the table.

I walked outside to find Kuma sitting on (Y/n). She was faced down on the grass, trying to push him off of her. I walked up to Kuma.

"Off." He got off of (Y/n) and she sprung up in fear. I jumped back a bit, not expecting her to be this afraid of me.

"(Y/n)..." I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry."

(Y/N)'s POV

Woah. What the fuck? Matt... just apologized?! Who is this person?! This is not Matt!

"Well? Are you going to say anything?"

"Who are you and what did you do to Matt?"

"Really, (Y/n)? Last time I apologize to you..." He mumbled.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not used to you apologizing."

"Don't get used to it. I only apologized because I absolutely needed to."

"Absolutely needed to?"

He sighed. "Yea... I went too far. I should have never tried to force you into anything you didn't want to do. I'm sorry, (Y/n). Can I make it up to you somehow?"

"I-I..." I didn't know what to do. I really wanted to forgive him, to give him a second chance, but he hurt me. I didn't want to forgive him so easily when he tried to force me into sex. "I don't know, Matt. What you did was really bad..."

"I know. Please, just let me make it up to you. I made some cupcakes for you, but Kuma got a hold of all but one of them."

"You? Make cupcakes?"

"Yea." He sighed. "Oliver forced me to bond with him so we made cupcakes. I made a whole batch, but Kuma decided he wanted them more. At least he left the nicest looking one left. Do you want it?"

I paused for a second. This was all so weird and my gut was screaming at me to run away, but the offer of a cupcake was enticing. Looking at Matt, he looked so defeated, so heart broken. He looked so genuinely sorry, but there was something in his eyes. I just couldn't pin it down.

"Okay. I'll come with you, but after the cupcake, I'm going home to think this all over. Decide whether or not I forgive you."

"I understand. I won't stop you. I'll respect whatever decision you come to." He turned and walked into the house. I slowly followed him inside the cabin and to the kitchen. He was at the counter, pulling a cupcake out of a large cupcake box. He turned to me and held the cupcake out for me. I hesitantly grabbed the cupcake and brought it to my face to inspect it. I looked up to him for a second, took a deep breath, and bit into the cupcake. There was a strange taste to it and I felt a twang in my chest. My stomach started to turn as I swallowed the food. I dropped the cupcake as I felt the world begin to swirl around me. I looked up at Matt and saw that he was smirking. I felt warmth swell in between my legs, as well as a sort of wetness. My vision started to blur and my mind started to fog up.

"Matt... What did you do...?" I asked in a small voice.

"What I needed to, babe." He started walking over to me and grabbed my waist. I felt my knees start to buckle and a throbbing sensation arise in between my legs. Matt instructed me to jump and I tried to, but my legs felt too weak. He grabbed me by my waist and hoisted me up so that I was sitting on his hip. I felt my womanhood rub against his hip and I let out a small mewl of pleasure. Matt let a growl rumble out of his throat.

He carried me to his bedroom and gently laid me on his bed. He went and shut the door and locked it so Kuma couldn't get in and, more importantly, I couldn't get out. He came back over to me on the bed and leaned over me.

"(Y/N), you know I love you, right?" He whispered. I nodded a little bit and he smirked. "Good, then you'll understand why I'm doing this."

He slammed his lips into mine and started to caress my sides. My mind fogged even more and I kissed him back, tangling my fingers into his hair. He deepened the kiss and forced his tongue into my mouth. That act of dominance made my insides tingle. I didn't understand what was going on, why this was happening so suddenly. My womb felt like there were millions of little ants scampering along its walls, making it twitch and ripple. It felt so foreign and so wrong. What the hell was in that cupcake?!

Eventually, Matt pulled away from the kiss and I sucked in air I didn't realize I had been deprived of. While I laid there, gasping for air, Matt started to take my sweater off. My mind was so fogged over that, while my brain was screaming 'no' and telling my body to fight it, my body was screaming the opposite and wouldn't listen to my brain's commands. It was like my body wasn't connected to my brain. It was like they were disconnected. Was that what the cupcake was meant to do, disconnect my brain and body?! What the actual hell?!

Soon, my sweater was off and my red, lace bra was on full display. Just the perfect day to wear such frilly undergarments. I only wear lacy stuff to feel good about myself and feel more confident. I guess that was my downfall because Matt made a noise of approval at the sight. He soon went down to my boots and pulled them off, along with my socks. He then went to my pants and began to take them off. My heart rate began to skyrocket and I felt like I was having a heart attack. I didn't want this. But what choice did I have? I couldn't fight whatever was in that cupcake!

By now, I was just in my undergarments. Matt really seemed to be enjoying the view, because he kept making these pleasured and excited expressions. I was very uncomfortable, but my mind seemed to start fogging up again. Soon, all thought of how wrong this was vanished from my mind as Matt started to undress himself. He started with his red flannel, shrugging the article off of his shoulders. The flannel was followed by his white tank top, showing off his scarred, muscular chest and abdomen. My insides began to tingle and twist more at the view, making me mewl and whimper at the sensation.

Matt locked eyes with me and smirked. He leaned over me and started to caress my left cheek, wiping away tears of pleasure from my face that I didn't even know were there. He started shushing me, making my whimpers die down a little.

"I know, babe. I know. I'll help you get rid of that weird feeling soon. I promise, just be patient, okay? I'll fuck ya real good, just give me a minute." I let out an unsteady breath at Matt's words. It felt like my womanhood was on fire and drenched at that point. I wanted him so bad, I needed him so bad. Without consulting my brain first, my arm shot down between my legs and started rubbing my aching womanhood.

"Matt~" I whined, nearly breathless. "Please!"

"(N/n)..." Matt groaned, watching my hand knead my soaked folds. He watched for a few seconds and suddenly, started to unbuckle his belt. After his belt was disposed of, he started at his boots and socks, eager to begin. After what felt like an eternity for me, he was just in his boxer briefs. There was a massive tent in his underwear that looked ready to rip out of its fabric cage.

"Matt~" I moaned as he leaned down over my chest, his breath fanning over the soft mounds that resided there. He started to remove my bra, eagerly trying to unbutton the back. After a few seconds, he yanked my bra from me causing me to let out a surprised squeak. Matt didn't hesitate to start attacking my breasts, sucking and groping them. He continued his assault on my chest as I was moaning and mewling at the sensation. It felt so good, I couldn't help but arch my back and grind my hips against his toned stomach.

"Please~ I can't take it anymore~!"

He sat up from my chest and looked in my eyes, smirking.

"I know, baby. I'm struggling to control myself too. I guess we'll just have to speed things up, eh?" He moved down to my hips and hooked his fingers around my panties. "You won't need these anymore, baby."

With that, my panties were pulled off of me and I was left naked. Matt pulled back to take in all of my naked body, growling at the sight. He reached down and started stroking himself through his underwear, making his bulge grow even bigger.

"Damn, (Y/n). Look at you. I could just eat you up." I whined at his comment, rubbing my thighs together to try and relieve some of the heat down there. "Fuck, I can't take this anymore. I have to be inside of you."

Matt hastily pulled his boxer briefs off and threw them across the room, his cock springing free. He had to be, at least, 7 inches long. He grabbed onto my hips and gently, but quickly, pulled me closer to his throbbing member. He lined himself up with my womanhood and with a chaste kiss, he thrusted into me. I screamed out in pain and pleasure as his thick member speared my tight entrance. I began to spasm for a few seconds as my body tried to get used to the intruder, my walls rippling and tensing to get used to his size.

Matt chuckled at my actions, amused. He seemed to find my facial expression funny. He leaned into my ear and whispered into it.

"You like that? Huh?" He started thrusting into me, slowly. I started to moan at the friction. "You're such a little slut, yeah? You like it when I touch you? When I dominate you?"

His thrusts began to grow in speed and strength. I was a moaning mess, my brain felt so foggy, and my body started to twitch and wriggle around, pleasure taking over all of my senses. "Matt~"

"You feel so good, so tight. It's like your pussy was meant to take my cock." Matt growled lowly as I tightened around him, his words making me hotter. "You're not going to be able to walk for a few weeks after I'm done with you, you whore. I'm going to fuck you so hard, you won't be able to so much as move your pretty, little legs. You'd like that, huh?"

"Matt~!" He growled even louder at my little whine. His thrusts were really quick and hard at this point. My stomach started to feel tight, like a coil was starting to wrap around my womb. I reached up and tangled my fingers in his hair, accidentally grazing his droopy curl. He inhaled sharply, his thrusts becoming harder.

"Again." He growled. "Touch it again! Pull it!"

I grabbed onto his curl and he started pounding into me with all the strength that he could, hitting my sweet spot. I let out a loud moan, instructing him to hit that spot again. With every thrust he made, he hit that special spot, making the coil in my stomach grow tighter.

"Matt~! I-I... I feel weird~!" I whined, twirling his curl in between my fingers and pressing my other hand against his chest.

"That's good! That's good! Ngh~ You're about to cum, eh?" He growled and moaned again. "Let it all go, babe. Cum for me like the little slut you are~"

That was all I needed. I came hard, my vision turning white and my ears started ringing so much that I couldn't hear the ungodly screech I let out. I couldn't feel anything for a few seconds as my brain and eyes tried to readjust to the world around me. When I finally came back to, Matt was leaning over me and panting, having obviously reached his climax himself. He smirked at me and pushed some of my hair out of my face.

"I don't think I have ever came this much with a partner before." Matt said, his fingers pushing some of his cum back into me, making me shiver. "Are you still mad at me?"

"Mad at you?" I panted, confused. "Why would I be mad at you?"

He paused for a moment and kissed my forehead. "No reason, chickadee. No reason."

#yandere hetalia #aph hetalia #yandere 2p canada #2p canada #yandere hetalia x reader #2p canada x reader #yandere 2p canada x reader #wfsn

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alfredosauce50 · 2 years

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How about something with 2p Canada. I’m curious about your interpretation of him.

Fic, headcanon list, or whatever. It’s up to you this time.

!!! You got my attention. It’s weird that I’ve never done 2p Canada, so it’s about time I change that! I already have a few ideas for our Mountie 🍁 Let’s go with some headcanons to start him off. Again, thanks for requesting the stuff I haven’t done yet. I’d reckon these are pretty important for character development!

2p! Canada Headcanons

He looks just like the kind of person he is. Stoic, intimidating, but with so much more to unpack. Once you get past his quiet exterior, you’ll notice he’s actually quite mellow, and a bigger person than you could possibly imagine.

Appearance

He has rich, honey blonde hair that goes well past his shoulders. For someone so ruggedly handsome, his curls are worthy of a shampoo advertisement. He usually ties them up in a low ponytail, and somehow, he makes it work without looking like a founding father. On some days, he will rock a man bun.

Matt is very tall. Like, 6’4” kinda tall. He’s got a pretty muscular build too, so if you see him in the woods, you could mistake him for a bear. Fortunately, he’s always wearing something red, be it his flannel, or Mountie uniform. He frequently alternates between the two like they’re the only clothes he owns. Under them is a plethora of scars, as if he’s been clawed by something. He’s never shown them to anybody.

Appearance is the last of his priorities. He doesn’t care to look good, and he doesn’t care that people see him and immediately go, ‘wow, it looks like he could take your head off’. In fact, he finds it useful to his anti-social nature.

Personality

He is a very introverted soul. Matt speaks only when necessary, and that’s usually when someone talks to him first. Small-talk is a big no. He doesn’t have the capacity or willingness to follow social cues, be friendly, or ‘go with the flow’. It’s a pain in the ass to force connection, and be something he’s not. Many people think badly of him for this, but he just puts a lot of value on his own time and energy.

On the outside, he’s serious and mechanical. He’s not afraid to say what he thinks, and you can’t even hold it against him because he backs it up with sound reasoning. Calm, quick-witted, and straight to the point, being around him can be stifling. But if you get to know him, you realize he does this in good intention. If you see that, he will appreciate you and be comfortable with you.

That’s why he’s so good at police work, or being out in the wilderness where he’s not the only one walking out there. He’s the voice of reason for his friends, and they rely on him a lot because of it. “So, we’re running out of gas and we’ll be stranded before we reach the next town. It’s either we turn around now, or let Mother Nature do its course. Cast in your votes, guys.”

He can be a little shit if he wants to. When you’re chummy enough, he won’t hold back on teasing you and making inside jokes. If he likes you, it’s even worse. Matt will be a menace. He’s the type to spray you with the garden hose and bully you as his way of ‘flirting’. If you get frustrated, he will just go, “what’re you gonna do about it?” with a shit-eating grin. He knows you’ll forgive him eventually, so he ensures to not go overboard.

Despite that, he is very protective. If other people make fun of you, he will get annoyed. His mindset is ‘only I can make fun of you’, mostly because he never means anything by it. (And also, it’s his thing, so everyone else can beat it.) On top of that, he tends to know enough about your plans just in case he needs to come to your aid. Otherwise, he’s always thinking of how you’re doing, and is very considerate.

Matt is super loyal. If his friend killed somebody and approached him for help, he’d immediately go, “where are we gonna hide the body?” Yes, he may be a cop, but he can make it stretch for someone he cares about—“you know what, they deserved it anyway.” Same goes for before the axe comes down. Allen is the one who would say, “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we’re gonna hurt some people”, to where he’d just reply, “whose car we gonna take?”

Interests

It’s a no brainer that he’s an enthusiast for the outdoors. He loves going on hikes, camping, fishing, geocaching, and hanging around in places where wild animals are. It’s how he gets away from the world and finds peace away from people. Out here in the woods, by that lake, or hours away from civilization, nobody can bother him in his space. If he ever gets you to come with him, you bet your ass you’re on the top of his list.

He loves woodwork. Matt is a very hands-on person, and mechanical things just tend to agree with him. If he has spare time, he will go all out and make a cabin out of scratch.

His favorite song is ‘Instant Crush’ by Daft Punk. He’s not fond of using technology, but he likes to have something to listen to while he does stuff. If you see him by himself, he will usually have something playing in his earbuds.

He likes animals more than people. Animals tend to like him too. However, he’s not a vegetarian or anything like his brother, Allen. He doesn’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with eating meat, just the way how most people get it. Otherwise, he’s a true friend to the animals. If there were no legal barriers, he would hunt poachers for sport because he can.

Matt is okay at cooking, but he’s really good with a grill. Also, he can use a heated rock like a pan.

Psychology + romance

Befriending him is hard enough, but romance? Most people don’t get past the first stage. He’s super independent and gets on well by himself. Low-maintenance and introverted to boot, it will take more than a few run-ins before he becomes your friend. Matt has subconsciously accepted that most wouldn’t want his company, given how cold his exterior is. But if you see past that, you’ll have his attention. And it’s a good kind.

For the people he’s fond of, he has a hard time staying away from. Matt will show up at your door and take you out on spontaneous drives to his favorite spots. That, or he picks you up for a night in town. Sometimes, he won’t do anything besides being around, like sleeping over or vice versa. He never flirts outright, and he’s pretty poor with his emotions, so he fails to see that his eagerness to be around you stems from something greater than an average friendship.

That’s why he can’t express himself—he has other love languages. Acts of service and gift giving, to be precise. He won’t say he likes you. Instead, he will make you things or go to your house to fix furniture or appliances. And he never makes a huge fuss about it, either. You might even come home to him drilling away in the kitchen or toilet. When you ask what he’s doing, he will go, “your sink was leaking.” If it’s the holiday season, he only gives homemade gifts. “Hey, I made you this mini Christmas village.”

Somewhere down the line, he will surprise you with a whole-ass log cabin. Even then, he still can’t see the truth his friends do—that he’s in love with you. It’s clear that something is there, but everything feels so natural, you barely realize where your relationship is headed.

Matt will eventually get intimate, and he still won’t see the connotations behind it. There’s no dating involved in this precarious stage. Funnily enough, he treats you like there is! He will see you as much as he can, hold your hand, and give the best hugs. If he feels up to it, he would even kiss your forehead or cheek. When you get flustered and ask him why, he will simply go, “because I want to.”

How he finally realizes his feelings is through two scenarios—jealousy, or a slow-burn. If you hang out with other guys, he will eventually get a little pissy about it. If it comes down to an argument, he will finally snap and shout, “I want you!” His face will redden from the outburst, but he comes to his senses and calms down to a softer tone of voice. “If you feel the same, stay home with me.”

The slow-burn, however, involves the gradual build-up of affection that he can’t resist. It’s inevitable with how comfortable he’s grown with you to the point of it being sensual. After a long day, all he wants to do is sit with you by the fire. If there’s silence, he won’t take his eyes off you as he leans in to kiss you for the first time. There was absolutely no dating stage or textbook flirting, and yet, feeling his mouth on yours feels so right. Matt will keep at it for a few minutes before he pulls away. He trusts that the gesture is more than sufficient as a confession.

He’s a very physical lover. What he can’t say, he will express through his touch. His hands will always be on you somehow, even if he’s just talking to you. Matt always insists to take baths with you to save water, but it’s really just a ruse to hide the fact that he probably wants more affection. What can he say, making out in the water is a treat. After that, he will cuddle you to sleep while caressing your back and spine.

When you’re finally together, everything comes like second nature. Matt is a man of a few words, but he’s on the same page as you more often than when he’s not. What you wanna do, eat, or see, it’s like he can read your mind. He’s hopeless with his own emotions, but it’s a different story with yours. He’s sensitive, perceptive, and very loving—you make it your mission to help him be this way with himself.

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