MY SHIRT FOR SATURDAY JUST GOT HERE AHHHHHHHH !!!

I still can’t believe I’m going to a race weekend like I literally liked a Charles leclerc edit last July and now I’m going to a Sprint Race and Qualifying Session like what is my life. Anyways, I don’t feel comfortable showing my face or anything but this is the shirt I got.

hey y'all. currently working on this really angsty asexual charles leclerc fic, where lestappen is a queerplatonic relationship

[yes, i'm gonna write a new work rather than update old wips/series]

[no, i don't have an ounce of shame]

show me some love pls, thank you, i love you, bye, let me die of the shame of being a scatterbrained adhd-er asf now.

also what's a beta? hehe no beta we die like my (and charles') will to live

Max: “fuck me this is boring, should have brought my pillow”

manifesting chaos in the 2024 f1 season

nico hulkenberg finally slays his white whale and drags the haas flintstones car onto the podium only for the car to be disqualified for a technical breach

in the spirit of their ancestors alpine attemps crashgate 2.0 only they’re so shit they fail even at that. everyone knows what they tried to do but because they failed the fia turns a blind eye out of pity

jenson button misses a dose of xanax before presenting alongside danica patrick and finally tells her to shut up on live television

lando finally wins a race and is so delighted that he won’t let go of his trophy, even to attend the traditional english stag do of some rich dickhead he went to school with. lando passes out three sambucas into the night at which point his trophy is stolen and all of his facial hair (including eyebrows) is shaved off. the fia charges him for the replacement

king charles dies just before silverstone and george drives his car directly into the barriers out of respect

sharl breaks up with whatever brunette clone he’s dating in order to focus more on racing. two weeks later he releases a classical piano track about heartbreak and longing and confirms that it’s about the sf-24. three days after that he confirms his relationship with a woman who is practically identical to the previous girlfriend (possibly her sister, possibly just a clone)

john elkann goes full fatal attraction on lewis and shows up in his house in a silk robe, with a trail of rose petals that he’s had ethically dyed purple just for lewis

babygate hits f1 again as carlos is rumoured to be expecting another baby. he insists that it is not him as he is still a virgin

fernando alonso announces that he has found religion. three months later he submits planning permission to add a sculpture to the outside of oviedo’s cathedral of the holy saviour which is in turn renamed the cathedral of the holy saviour, san fernando

a williams sponsor pulls out so to make up the shortfall james vowles voices the audiobooks of several erotic novels

Y’all don’t understand what this man is doing to me he’s so freaking CUTE ughhhh. Like the way he’s so easily distracted by the little guy in the sand, like uuuurrrgh I want to squish your cheeks sir

Source: Official McLaren Instagram account

someone should hire him

Hehe 🤭

most of the drivers' reactions to the whole Horner situation is so disappointing tbh. what do you mean someone in the paddock, an employee gets harassed by one of the top figures in the sport and your reaction is either "it has nothing to do with me", or "no comment", "i just like cars and i want to drive", "it's noise and distraction", "i'm here to race", and "it's a good thing for the media", "it doesn't affect me", "i don't really have an interest".

why is it so hard to care about something other than your racing career? you gotta have some morals, dude. not caring about women's safety in your oh so beloved sport is some fucked up behaviour. in situations like this it really shows how fucking privileged they are and it's honestly repulsive.

this is precisely why Lewis is always the one being asked about any non-sport related topic. because he's the only one who cares and gives honest and nuanced answers. genuinely terrified of what this sport will become when he retires, cause no one will speak out on anything.

and then people wonder why we say that f1 is not a safe place for women and that misogyny is still very much a thing in the sport? men don't care, including the president of the fia and f1, the other team principals and most of the drivers as well. when the faces of the sport clearly don't give a shit about women, what kind of hope is there?

they can talk about equality and progressive values and promoting women in motorsports, when this is the reality of how they actually treat the women working in the sport. imagine how that poor woman is feeling, seeing how much the drivers care about what she's going through. utterly disrespectful, with no compassion or empathy.

f1 needs to do so much better.

f1 teams after two days of testing:

red bull: we built the best fucking car, max freaking adores that car, next year we're going to space (if you saw checo's car on fire for a hot sec, no you didn't) ferrari: the car seems better but idk man dont want to jinx it bc we have the luck of a potato but charles doesnt want to k word himself like last year mercedes: no comment:) we may have an illegal part of a car tho so please don't ask us about that mclaren: we gotta fix a random issue with our car every 10 minutes and our company accounts move like stan twitter but red bull is SWEATING just wait aston martin: did we build a good car? who knows-- at least both of our drivers could do the testing this time! alpine: so our car may not be the best and i would not expect anything from the first half of the year. also if you see our drivers fighting behind the track, ignore it and do not report it to the hr. we know. vcarb: we're a midfield team but we have daniel ricciardo so we're aiming for the stars. yuki is also here. sauber: we're green now. please don't ask about the illegal name of our team, it's getting fixed TRUST williams: logan was p1 for a hot sec HAVE YOU SEEN IT haas: were the slowest and anyone that expects better should get a reality check. thoughts & prayers

“When I was making the set up changes I was like it can’t get any worse, surely and *giggles* it did.”

From fiagirly on X

not nico rosberg comparing carlos sainz and charles leclerc's on track moves with his and lewis' moves back in the day - is he aware the ferrari girls are in shambles and disarray right now ? does he know we don't want charles and carlos to end up like them ???

esteban ocon and mick schumacher in the paddock during pre-season testing - 2024

Charles desperately trying to get Max’s attention by any means possible, Pierre hitting his limit with Charles’s antics, Yuki fighting off the allegations trying to explain away how Pierre knows he’s gotten broader and doesn’t fit into shirts anymore, Max being all sad and morose due to forced separation from his favourite yapping partner (Charles). THIS is true Formula 1, we are so back people.

charles can't take his eyes off max, he's down bad

nothing just talking about loving things while looking at my teammate up and down with sad nostalgic eyes for our last ferrari presentation together ✍️