In Deeper Insights Into The Illuminati Formula, Fritz Springmeier is getting deep into "mind control implants are totally real" territory, which is one of the easiest conspiracy theories on the planet to debunk. You literally only need one word. Two, if you want to be fancy about it:
Batteries, motherfucker.
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My all time favorite superhero group?
The Illuminati
Are they the best?
Eh not really. For a group of super geniuses…sometimes they make some pretty stupid ass decision…SOMETIMES.
Are they the most diverse?
Ha, no absolutely not. Not them 5-6 white guys and Black Panther that one time who even then, still didn’t really wanna be there. And we are in fact calling Beast a white guy, let me clarify that.
But you know what?
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE ENTERTAINING AS HELL
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Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?
There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.
The one world government will be headed by a single leader.
The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.
The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.
The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.
The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.
The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.
The conspiracy uses mind-altering substances to manipulate and control people.
Liberal politics (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.
Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.
The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.
Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.
All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.
Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.
The conspiracy grooms world leaders.
Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.
The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.
The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.
Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax used by the Okhrana to justify violence against Russian Jews. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.
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Inside Job fandom! PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING!!! IF THIS IS ALREADY A THING SHOW ME!
The gang goes to investigate/fix up the queens death and find out it’s a secret underground conspiracy by the Illuminati! Some drama, some action, some angst, ITS A FULL BLOWN STORY!! AND- we know they have domain or whatever over Europe because of the pope episode so it all works out with cannon!
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War of Hearts
A/N: Takes place in MoM (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) so if you haven’t seen the movie, I recommend you stop right here because you'll probably eat some spoilers.
Hope you return after you see it :)
Summary:
So far, the universe is said to be infinite and flat.
Because of the same expansion, there are zones that have no interaction whatsoever, to the point that even light cannot communicate with them. In these points of disconnection not everything can happen, but everything happens.
There is a place where you didn’t have to lose your kids and husband
There is a place where you could see everyone in a minute…
There is a place where the sun did rise again upon you…
There is a place where you did protect everyone…
Someone trying to start over and someone who tries to recover what she lost.
Is the multiverse big enough to find your happiness?
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Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader
Genre: Romance / Angst / Fluff / Drama
Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Stephen Strange, Wong, Christine Palmer, América Chávez, The Illuminati, Natasha Romanoff, probably some other Avengers.
General Words: 6.3K
State: ONGOING
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General Warnings: Mention/Description of Battles, Mention/Description of blood, Grief, Characters death or mention of the same, Explicit Sexual content, Alternate universe. (Probably be adding more)
Sexual Warnings: Praise Kink, Degrading Kink, Fingering, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, Riding thight, Posessiveness, Dom!Wanda, Sexual toys, Strap-On, a little of breeding kink, Dubious Consent, Exhibitionism, Overstimulation, Mommy kink. (Probably be adding more)
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CHAPTERS:
Prologue
Chapter 1.- Hold On
Chapter 2 .- Water
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