your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

why are jegulus authors the best wolfstar authors…. like stg they’re putting smth in their side wolfstar tag. every time i read a jegulus fic and it’s got background wolfstar and the author switches prospectives or has an epilogue for them it’s always the most scrumptious kicking screaming giggling wolfstar i’ve ever read. and they always NAIL their characterization ??? what is it

pfft they/them pussy can't be THAT crazy I mean-

Genuinely kinda makes me sad that functionally I know I can’t really dom because being dominant makes me feel like an overly aggressive guy.

I blame the 4chan brainworms tbh

Baron doesn't go away when Riz "comes out". Baron goes away when Riz is no longer terrified that his sexuality and romantic orientation means he's going to be alone forever. Coming out may or may not be a step towards that.

One of my favourite incel/nice guy arguments is “women always say I’m too nice.”

Nah, okay, look. Do you know why women say that to you? Because odds are you’re already an asshole, and they’re scared of telling you that you’re actually abusive or manipulative or whatever the negative thing you might be, because of how you’ll react to them. Of how you’ll hurt them, physically or verbally. So putting it in the most non-confrontational way possible is the best and safest way to leave that situation.

9/10, they’re not leaving you because you’re actually becoming too nice; they’re leaving you because you’re becoming something that needs to be escaped.

the pretty girl struggle

jaemin loves giving head, jeno loves getting head

The reason people love drawing Juno Steel so much is because they don't have to draw the other eye

im gonna start a support group for Jason fans everybody line up im sorry about your poor little woof woof. you’re so right. he is pathetic and incredibly cool. i hope his identity crisis is going well for him. or terribly. whichever you prefer.

biggest struggle of writing byler fics is accidentally capitalizing “will” that’s the verb and not the name 💀💀

after party?

it's not prom without a few bad decisions 🤷

Typical mother and her teen daughter fight

Gay people can’t just say thank you they always gotta say some shit like “kissing you passionately on the lips while we make sweet love” or something smh

Yesterday I was shaving my legs in the shower and accidentally cut myself without realizing. When I rinsed everything off, the water touched it and I yelped out in pain because it stung so much. I thought it was a small cut but apparently I had grated like half my calf (it's been way too long since I shaved, can you notice?). So then I got out of the shower, tried staunching the blood with toilet paper, thought I had succeeded, put on my sweatpants and got back to studying. But after a while I felt something dripping along my calf and when I looked, I saw that I had bled through my sweatpants (which is made out of WOOL), and only now I realized I had unintentionally reenacted a very delightful whump trope of a whumpee, or a caretaker for that matter, who only realizes he is hurt because he's bleeding through their clothes.

Just thought I'd share this with you guys because you can do so much with this. Maybe it was a wound that was almost healed but then the whumpee moves too quickly and it starts bleeding again while he's at work or something. It always looks way more dramatic than it actually is (or does it??). Also, I have been reminded that water on a fresh cut absolutely suuucks and is a great way to inflict pain on your whumpee. I'm sure your imagination can go far with this ;)