I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD
I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND
HOW
THE
FUCK
THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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If a scene feels flat and you can't figure it out, ask yourself:
• What can MC smell? Is there an ocean breeze, sweat, a cinnamon roll fresh out the oven?
• What can MC hear, besides the dialogue? Is a bird singing, river flowing, a car speeding, clock ticking?
• Can they taste something, even if they're not eating? Previously drunk alcohol or juice, aftertaste of a cigarette, smog, too instense perfume?
• Can they feel something on their skin? Rough clothes or delicate material, blowing wind, an allergy or a rash, grass that theyre laying on?
• What does the character see, besides other characters? Is the room dark or is sunlight coming in nicely? Are the colours vibrant or dull? Are there any plants?
• What's the weather? Is it snowing and the cold is making goosebumps appear on their arms? Is it hot and sweaty and clothes are clinging to their body?
• HOW DOES IT MAKE THEM FEEL? To any of the above.
Do they like the smell of cinnamon rolls or are they weirdos (I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in).
Does the clock ticking calm them down or annoy them?
Do they enjoy the aftertaste of a cig and like how dirty it makes them feel?
Are they sensitive to touch and how their clothing feels on their skin or are they indifferent?
Would they enjoy the scenery more if it was more sunny out, because they're afraid of the darkness?
Do they like it snowy or are they always cold and hate winter?
Come on, give them persoanlity, likes and dislikes, don't be scared to make them people and not only likeable characters.
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Bothering the beast
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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president
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Again-if you don't own yourself absolutely, you own nothing.
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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Out of Pocket Shit w Y/N pt. 2
*Y/N drifting the Humvee in the desert of Urzikstan, Tokyo Drift thumping over the intercom*
*Soap sitting in the passenger seat, hand firmly gripped on the handle*
Y/N: I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO
Soap: IF YOU SEEN IT, THEN YOU MEAN IT, THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO
-Later in Price's office-
Y/N: Cap-
Price: Not a fuckin word, Sergeant.
Soap: But Cap-
Price: *deep inhale* Who the hell left you two with the bloody keys?!
Ghost: *glares at Y/N, mouthing* not a fuckin word.
Soap: It was Gaz!
Gaz: *bewildered* I DON'T EVEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE BLOODY KEYS! IT WAS GHOST.
Ghost: 👁️👄👁️
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Unfortunately they did not get burgers for Hank, but Connor at least learned a valuable lesson. I guess Nines suffers from Amelia Bedelia Syndrome.
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Hi guys, this is actually a comic I drew and basically finished 11 months ago. And it’s been just about then since I’ve last really opened my iPad and did any drawing. There’s a ton of half-completed works on there and they’re pretty cute, so I’ll try to post them as I get the motivation. My therapist says posting to this blog will probably improve my mental health and he’s right but >:3c
So yeah! Let’s see what I can toss out this year, wooo!!
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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