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thatsonehellofahabit · 12 days

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giving the people (two people) what they want

#this is why I headcanon Stan as the ‘smart’ one #he learnt the hard way that those ads ain’t real #I’m so in love with these two old men #gravity falls #gravity falls art #gravity falls fanart #ford pines #stan pines #grunkle ford #grunkle stan #sea grunks

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noxcheshire · 1 month

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Back at it again with my Danny is mom coded au’s, but this time it’s because of Clockwork that he suddenly has a whole ass teenage kid.

Clockwork had been bored or maybe he was playing a game against an opponent, or even lost a bet, whatever it was, he stepped in right as Jason was searching for his biological mother.

The DNA that would have registered itself as one Sheila Haywood, confirming Jason’s mother, glitched a terrible green across the screens of the batcomputer.

In those few moments of chaos Jason’s heart beat rapidly as he tried to figure out why the computer wasn’t working, wondering if his only chance to find his mom — his blood mom — would never find success.

Then as suddenly as things went wrong the DNA settled and pinged.

Jason watched, his chest tight, as one Danny C. Works, formerly Danny Fenton appeared onto the big screen.

Danny looked a lot like Jason, short cut black hair more straight than the subtle curls of Jason’s own; deep blue eyes, tired in a way that spoke of long days and nights, but with a warm happiness that made the familiar smile — the one Jason would see on himself every time he looked into the mirror — even more striking.

Jason didn’t linger too long on the male identifying gender, nor the fact his mom leaned more towards a masculine name or clothing.

There were plenty of male to female, and female to male leaning individuals that lived in Crime Alley. He had seen it enough to not even bat an eye at it, even now. After all, in Gotham you minded your business least you find yourself in business you can’t leave.

On a different monitor information of Danny C. Works piled for Jason to quickly browse through.

Danny was a senior engineer, no intimate relationships, and with no close connections to family outside of the tentative calls from Jasmine Fenton.

Danny was estranged from Jack and Madeline Fenton, a falling out that had occurred just a little before Danny’s high school graduation. If Jason calculated it correctly that would have been — around the season Jason himself would have been born.

Okay, so no grandparents then but I might have a maybe aunt. Jason scrolled further and stilled.

Twin toddlers: Dante and Danielle Works.

Jason had baby siblings.

He doesn’t let the sting of younger siblings consume him, doesn’t allow the whispering thoughts of why he had been given up when his younger siblings had been kept and so very obviously loved.

Jason took deep breathes, he didn’t have time to linger here. He had a family to get to, and a family he would get to.

It took almost all night to reach, the starlight night sky slowly and surely fading into cloudy wine as the sun rose, but Jason made it.

And when the door opened to his hesitant but firm knock, Jason was unable to speak. His mom — dad, maybe? Did they want to be mom or dad? — stood in the doorway, brows furrowed in confusion.

It was when Danny spoke his vigilante name did Jason only just realize that he was still dressed to the nine’s in his Robin costume.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #jason todd #Danny is mom to two de aged terrors #and will now be a mom to his newest terror #Dan and Ellie de aged due to circumstances when Danny left Amity Park #Dan and Ellie didn’t form until recently from their cores #he had run away with the two and didnt have any connections to other family or friends until Jazz finally tracked him down #but he threatened to go no contact again should she try and push him to return to Amity and speak to their parents #Jazz understands and doesn’t want to lose her baby brother again #clockwork meddled for whatever reason and now Danny is Jason’s mom au #Danny is going to mother that child so hard #yes he is an adult #Jason WILL be loved >:(#Jason is also going to be the best big brother #Dan and Ellie love their mom and big brother #they will bite #Jason thinks Danny is ftm #Danny is biologically male but is more built like Maddie #misunderstandings of gender #and further misunderstandings on how Jason and his two siblings were conceived #Vlad Masters being a theatrical creep #Jason will fist fight old men #he will also fist fight his grandparents

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laomelettedufromage · 6 months

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One of my pet peeves after having gotten very into swing dance as an aroace is seeing videos of people swing dancing or really doing any type of partner dance and over half the comments just being stuff like “how are they not in love😳” or “friends🤨” like please free yourselves, you can have a lot of chemistry and fun dancing with someone and it doesn’t have to be anything more than that!! Just fun!!! I’m not saying a little bit of lighthearted friendly love can’t be involved but it’s not always that deep, it’s just having fun!!

#also in reality half the time I’m dancing with men old enough to be my dad ahskajaksks #and they’re very fun to dance with!!!#and like yeah I’m a type of person who I’d say I fall in love with random strangers a lot and that can carry over into dancing #using the term love very broadly here obviously #and that’s okay if you’re that type of person but also… it’s not that deep… just two people having fun #do I make sense here?#aroace #swing dance #partner dance #east coast swing #west coast swing #aromantic #asexual #by yours truly the omelette of cheese

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layaboutace · 1 month

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House is very competitive about the naughty doctor award.

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franeridart · 7 months

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king doodles log

#my sketches #one piece #king one piece #I finished my wano reread with my love for this man overwhelming #where did it come from #what am i gonna do with it #sketch the man a trillion times in two days of course #anyway #oda was like lunarian wings are vestigial and i was like suddenly I can’t read #his design is so me coded……………….#throwing hearts at him I hope he’ll be back #ily king #also adding him to the list of over fourty years old flaming bird men from op im in love with #there’s only two of them but isn’t it weird that it happened twice

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foalfangs · 3 months

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bedtime

#if theres two things i love to draw its fat old men and characters hugging and cuddling #ace attorney #tgaa #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asogi #asoryuu #the great ace attorney #dgs #dai gyakuten saiban #gyakuten saiban #ibis paint x #逆転裁判 #大逆転裁判

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swan2swan · 14 days

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This line is one of my Absolute Favorites from this show, because it really digs right into the new world that the kids are in:

They're not kids anymore.

There's a furious man threatening harm to Bumpy and her friends, and Sammy puts herself square in the middle of the argument, turns on the charm and promises that she'll make it up to him...and when he doesn't acquiesce, she immediately turns Stern. She bluntly tells him to go home. As an adult talking to another adult.

She has her own property. Her own life. Her own world. She has authority now. The days where they're kids hiding from robots or businessmen or sneaking away from big game hunters and mercenaries are over. Sammy has land, she has responsibilities, and she's not backing down from them. Sammy Gutierrez is an adult woman, and she's going to act like one.

#she is twenty-one years old #not super-old or experienced but also she watched like five men die when she was fourteen and fifteen #pretty much killed one of them herself #she's had guns pointed at her #and had her liver mellted #sammy gutierrez #she's been blackmailed and threatened and hunted and captured #she was in a helicopter crash #and a car crash #two car crashes actually #hasn't had her third yet as far as I know #could be her fourth or fifth #she's at least a decade younger than carl but she's seen more than him #and she's ready for this #and I love it when heroes who go through too much get to flex on those who haven't #jurassic world: chaos theory #chaos theory #jwct

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seventh-fantasy · 7 months

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我还道方兄与李兄乃是至交，没想到和阿飞兄也是如此默契。

DI FEISHENG and FANG DUOBING | 莲花楼 Mysterious Lotus Casebook

#莲花楼 #mysterious lotus casebook #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #asiandramasource #cdramagifs #cdramanet #cdrama #difang #xiao shun yao #joseph zeng #lhlgifs #jielin's edits #my posts #hello difang nation. my humble contribution #FINALLY. A WHOLE NEW WORLD HAS BEEN OPENED WITH 2160P SOFT SUBS #WHO WAS I WHAT WAS MY LIFE BEFORE IT. i'm not crying over my dihua sets (lying and crying)#one thing about me is i guess i am defenceless against 不高兴和没头脑 a dynamic so old but gold #two men brought together by their common love for another man. 有本土狗爱的味道 #阿飞撞飞小狗ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ #我是举笛花大旗的不过老笛和小狗在一起的时候的那个宠溺感请看看他对小宝稍微挑眉的那幕😔👌 （有时对花也是所以我很想相信老笛本质上是个温柔的人 #其实老笛原本不屑和小宝打架的可是就被他的节奏代跑了才有了狼狗和奶狗xxj式的掐架 #然后小宝放下成见想要感化老笛逐渐到会想要保护照顾他信任他让他做自己 #是个双向成长的感情 #真的太香了你说能不嗑吗😔👌#如果说花花把老笛困在了过去那小宝是最有可能把他带到未来的人 #老笛昏过去了花花都不去接相信小宝会接的👍 小狗看起来就是要给人宠的花花就让笛盟主接手👍#笛方的本质是笛方花可以独自美丽但是永远离不开花花花对他们的爱的延续是他们之间的爱 #（我已经语无伦次了ojbk 我现在很需要笛方的代餐饿到要昏过去了55555 #finding a really good caption for these two was hard.

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anonymouscheeses · 11 days

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They are everything to me.

#hyperixating on THESE two is kinda painful. like wdym half the fandom doesnt like them. they are so awesome??? sickos...#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggatha #hazbin vaggie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #hazbin #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #fallenstar #its always the wlw ships too. like wdym yall d ride mlm??? it be the 12 yr old girls too 😒 /hj #charlie ass? yes pls. also yes i gave charlie a tail. i always give random characters tails if i think they deserve it #i think..... i think im getting better at anatomy guys 😨 (im delulu)#definitely better than my first chaggie posts if yall remember that 😭 oh how i have improved for real... maybe ill make a improvement post #i jst wanted to draw ass bro. i know thats not how psnts work #i want tjem both to be so in love eith eachother that it makes me sick. genuinely please let them be such freaks rhat it makes ne bleed #also can i jst saw how annoying those shoulder pads are?? WHY DO ALL THE MEN + CHARLIE HAVE THEM. MAKE HER DIFFERENG SHES THE MC???#omg i just noticed it looks like shes grinding on her knee. ignore that. but maybe she is who knows?? 😝#dynamic pose test. i think its alroght but i still have stuff to improve... im practing 😈#ugh i just want more charlie being madly in love with Vaggie. not you guys. you guys are doing great mwa mwa /p but i mean the show! like #wheres charlie being lovey to vaggie?? shes literally the embodiment of love why cant she show idk... MORE to vaggie? i 💜 chaggie but... ☹️#gay people make me sick /j #yes. charlie IS lovey to Vaggie.. but.... idk its not to the life sacrificing extent like vaggie does? idk maybe i want fan service like 🤨#OH like charlie going demon mode for vaggie. FINALE DONT COUNT. she already was demon mode. i need vaggie almost DEAD and char swoops in id

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mizaruwu · 3 months

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You're a lingering smile after all has been said

#Line taken from Reinaeiry's song 'autumn'#the song is so so so very cute #like these two XD #I love how he acts around malon ueueueue #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu time #lu malon #malink #my art #also I clearly cant draw old men I need to work on that

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goeticprincecorbin · 7 months

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Not Mobius dropping that he was single to Loki every five seconds and offering him a drink after knowing him for less then 5 minutes. And Loki doing a fit check before talking to him and then stumbling over his words like he was awkwardly trying to ask him out.

Bro they were not subtle.

#I love the gay old men #old man yaoi #loki show #loki series #loki spoilers #loki season two #loki season 2 #loki s2 #lokius #loki laufeyson #loki x mobius #mobius x loki #mobius m mobius

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professorsta · 1 month

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Hey not to be a person with opinions who sticks to them (i know ugh right) but i liked what watcher was producing. The editing was crazy good the cinematography beautiful, all things i enjoyed much more than two boys sitting behind a desk. I have adhd bitch, half the time I'd zone out during bfu cus there was nothing but talking. Aint anyone the same so don't Speak For Me motherfucker. Weird and or Wonderful is a big budget project that I love. You can love the charm of youtube videos all you want, but I can like it when shit looks fucking clean, with great cinematography, and overarching plots/ideas. I guess y'all just weren't Watcher fans. Just bfu fans. And even then i think you just wanted a friend and projected that onto shane and ryan, lol

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #i liked bfu #but i wasnt gonna follow some random men online #unless i Actually Liked Their Shit #i was skeptical but man they proved me wrong and everything they've produced ove watched #EVERYTHING ON WATCHER #Multiple times #i love that channel and what i creates #NOT BECAUSE OR SORELY CUS OF THE TWO BOYS FUCK #yall are the parasocial cus i wanted this business to succeed for future artists #not to think im a third in the shane and ryan friendship #and then feel Betrayed???#when i realize we have a quid quo pro relationship with them #whoda guess #fucking hell and these are 20 year old adults acting like this #shut up you have a breakdown from a college essay #let alone running a business

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celluloidbroomcloset · 7 months

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Just noticed that Ed's hand movement around Stede's neck and shoulders in the Season 1 beach kiss is repeated in Calypso's Birthday, but with important differences.

The first is very much in keeping with the tentative nature of the kiss and their relationship. Ed surprises Stede, they've never kissed before, and he likely doesn't know how it's going to be received. He puts his arms around Stede, but very gently and carefully. There's not much movement to his hand, and then he lets it drop onto Stede's back, rather than cradling his head. It's not leading to sex; it's an expression of attraction and establishing their feelings for each other, and Ed is very gentle and tenuous about it.

He also doesn't push anything too far. He's touching Stede, but he's not holding him, and Stede could pull away if he wanted to.

The second is very much a precursor to sex. Ed moves his hand, finger by finger, up Stede's neck, until his thumb strokes his ear. This is a reciprocal kiss; they want each other, and they're not uncertain about the other's feelings or desires. Nothing about it is tentative; it's escalating the moment, with total consent from both partners.

It's also a deeply protective gesture - Ed has seen Stede tortured and is reassuring himself that Stede is there, alive, in his arms, and he can touch him and keep him safe in a way he couldn't when his arms were tied.

They're not perfect kisses - the first is a little awkward and uncertain, and Ed doesn't move either of his hands much, like he's afraid if he moves, Stede will shatter. It's the beginnings of intimacy. The second is much more intense and physical, more clinging, and the repetition of Ed's hand movement is to bring Stede closer and give them both reassurance. But it's still inherently sweet and loving; this isn't so much "fuck" as "make love."

I love that this show does actually expand on the characters' intimacy with each other and lets their relationship, and how they express their feelings, deepen over time. Little things like the placement of their hands actually change the tone of the scene and show their care for each other in different ways.

Also, they're just really hot.

#also also i just like seeing these two old men kiss #good for them #good job on the part of the intimacy coordinator too #that man’s collar will never be straight again.#ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd meta #calypso's birthday #gif #stede bonnet #ed teach #rhys darby #taika waititi #ofmd season 1 #you wrote me a lovely letter

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lovewithoutagony · 12 days

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i love being an artist bc if my brain demands old men kissing my hands would dive right into it and be done in 40 minutes

#art #ship art #simebarb #barbatos x simeon #simeon x barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #caved in. assignments be forgotten. old men yaoi NOW #i don't know how to draw ppl kissing #also i haven't talked about why this ship really gets me.#it's all bcs if the sweet tender fact that these two are ancient beings yet.#they bond over the simplest most domestic things like cooking #and how they could understand eachother and see eye to eye #the fact that the two probably yearn to have someone as old as them #as they could probably understand them better and see through their facade #the walls that they've built for millennia #and here they are #and yet their love is what rouses god's wrath and the violence of the seas #the two eldest in the cast being hunted down by gods and celestial beings simply because they yearn to love and be loved.#damn. sorry guys #only touched the surface though:)

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hypostatic-oath · 7 months

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I've started playing Honkai Star Rail and I love how dramatically silly it lets me be. So far I have stolen mail, searched garbage cans, entered a closet to become one with the darkness, waxed on about how life is just a road to death to a terrified guy (somehow that seemed to make him less terrified), bowed in respect to a dumpster, investigated an inconspicuous lamp so many times it got mad at me, investigated a trash can so many times it insulted me, and felt bad for two different trash cans and several sandbags (I believe my Trailblazer is going insane from putting up with me). All this not counting with the countless dialogue options with NPCs around the world that allowed me to be incredibly dramatic (think almost Fischl style) for no reason (you can bet I took them). However, I cannot jump or climb, and fights are turn-based... we respect our opponents in Star Rail (and die. A lot).

What I conclude from this is that while the Traveler has a moral code (and some standards) when dealing with interpersonal interactions but isn't bound by physical restrictions or conventions (stairs? The Traveler does not understand that concept. Fair fights? Please, they don't have time for that), the Trailblazer is the exact opposite. The physical rules may hold them but their only ties to social rules or convention so far have been March and Dan Heng saying "hey, maybe don't fight the guards" and "hey, you can't just accept random jobs".

It also might be because the Traveler is a thousand year old entity that has been through A Lot (has learnt the power of friendship, but is too tired to take the long route) and is on a serious mission while the Trailblazer was quite literally Born Yesterday with the sole purpose of housing a massive problem inside their body (walks and fights like a Normal Person bc they're mimicking everyone else, but is absolutely unhinged) and is just having fun with tjeir newfound existence.

Either way I love both of them and they're basically cryptids but in different ways.

#the Traveler gives off ''i'm too old for this'' enegry but also ''If I don't fix it who will''#while the Trailblazer is the most chaotic neutral mf I've ever seen and I love them so much #hoyoverse mcs my beloved #When I started genshin I expected a soft game with silly moments and was instead met with pain #Also I love how powerful the traveler has become (I like to believe they're just recovering the power they used to have)#The Traveler holds the braincell between these two btw #I want to understand Star Rail lore better so I can write smth abt the two of them meeting in like a dream sequence kind of thing #when I started genshin I expected haha funny colorful game but was met with pain and post-apocaliptic worlds and cataclysms #when I started star rail I expected pain and apocalyptic worlds and cataclysms and was met with THE ABILITY TO BE SILLY #I CAN HIDE IN CLOSETS #fun fact: i started playing both games for the Hot Dragon Men #also: in mondstadt there's a goth hotel (the hotel is named goth but doesn't seem to have ties to goth culture)#and in star rail there is a goethe hotel that is pronouced rather similarly. both are family establishments and both are ran by an old man

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big-boah-2 · 10 months

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These two are my comfort gays.

#rdr2 #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #vandermatthews #hosea x dutch #red dead #rdr2 posting #rdr #rdr2 screenshots #rdr2 fandom #these two old men #i love them sm #red dead redemption 2

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