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the-floral-perspective · 3 months

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Look headcannons | Creepypasta + mood boards!

This includes style and how I imagine their normal fits in this modern day. Also like race n whatnot.

Also, their everyday outfit is what they wear to kill their assignments! Their general aesthetics is like stuff they wear around the house or when they buy groceries or smthing. I’m sorry if I generally describe them the same way, but I promise how I vision them is different. Once I learn to draw it’s literally over for y’all.

Their everyday outfits are typically similar and nothing like their general aesthetic because of convenience reasons.

I don’t ever follow cannon so please don’t hate! Also don’t take the bodies too seriously! Y’all are beautiful just the way you are.

Jeff the killer

Face: triangle shaped face, slightly upturned nose with a slight curve from breaking his nose, hooded bright blue eyes, sharp jawline, thin lips. Unhealed but healing mouth scars, slightly discolored blotchy skin and unusually wide eyes. Wears guyliner. His mouth scars are like wide open btw. Super thin eyebrows tbh.

Physic: he’s got some boob, 5’11. Wide shoulders, a lil toned, but he’s got some squish. He’s got some MADDDD cake. His legs are hella muscular too.

General Aesthetic: lazy edge lord. Sweatpants, band tshirts, converse, slides. BLACK CROCS. Kinda pink sometimes tho, but that’s only cuz of Ben’s influence. He’s got a crazy collection of pajama pants tho (he has my kuromi pants from a secret Santa gift)

Everyday outfit: black ripped skinny jeans, black hoodie with a black turtleneck underneath. Wears some nice earrings tho and has an eyebrow piercing. Has a similar strap to EJ, but just on his thigh, it carries his knife and money. So yes he has a thigh strap.

Jane the Killer

Face: oval shaped face, bow shaped lips, high cheekbones, dark brown upturned eyes, upturned nose. Skin is a little patchy from the past burns, otherwise she is almost fully healed due to Slenders help. Has slight gashes on her cheeks but they’re mostly closed. Thicc arched eyebrows.

Physic: pear shaped, more booty than her chest. 5’8, seems a lot taller. A bit bony, long armed and long legged. A little toned, tho her arms especially, she’s got some DEFINEEED arms.

General Aesthetic: elegant lady going to the art museum. Wears a lot of longer pleated skirts (either knee length or longer), long silk dresses, heels, occasional converse. Shirts are form fitting and typically elegant or professional. Loves silk, satin fabrics and the occasional velvet.

Everyday outfit: a black sleeveless turtleneck with black flared pants and black fingerless gloves. When it gets really cold she wears a dark red coat with grey fur on the lining. Has a thigh strap and a chest strap to carry her weapons.

Ben Drowned

Face: heart shaped face, male button nose, small lips, completely black eyes with blood running down them. Pale skin and hella sharp cheekbones. Sharp ass jaw too.

Physic: 5’9. Broad shoulders, a little scrawny. Defined chest and shoulders, his stomach hella toned, he doesn’t got much cake but a barely adequate one. No boobs for this guy either. No honka honka for him :(

General Aesthetic: a lil punk and a lil basic. Like he wears a lot of plaid and also a lot of baggy band tshirts, so not really but sort of. He’s got the emo hair, he wears green plaid skinny jeans with a graphic tshirt and black combat boots a lot. Or converse. He’s got a lot of facial piercings too. So he’s just barely punk. He’s getting there tho.

Everyday outfit: a light green baggy tunic that kinda has a deep V 😏 and some black baggy pants that the tunic is tucked into. His shoes are black combat boots. Across his waist he wears a brown leather belt that has a small compartment on his hip where he can put his shit in.

Clockwork

Face: downturned lips, tan skin, a clock for an eye. Her other eye is monoloid shaped tho and brown. Hair is dark brown and messy straight. Button nose definitely.

Physic: pretty boxy and muscular. 5’11. She doesn’t have much boob or butt since she’s so muscular. There is a slight contrast between her chest and her stomach, but not that much. She’s defined and toned.

General Aesthetic: it switches everyday. Sometimes she’s pretty tomboy and other times she’s 2000 emo. She wears converse, short shorts, low waisted pants that have the bedazzled butt pockets, cropped tshirts and tank tops. So maybe 2000s party girl?

Everyday outfit: black zip up hoodie with fur lining the neck, lowrise dark blue bootcut jeans, dark red tank top. Brown ankle boots.

Ticci Toby

Face: male version of a button nose, diamond shaped face, bow shaped lips, multiple face piercings (snakebites, eyebrow piercing), slight stache on his chin and above his mouth (he shaves). Fluffy brown hair. The gash on his mouth is basically healed. Very very pale skin, pretty hazel eyes u could get lost in forever. Average brown eyebrows.

Physic: almost concerningly skinny, like he just barely makes the mark of being healthy. It’s cause he forgets to eat. 6’1. His shoulders are broad but he’s like a triangle if anything. Not much cake :(

General Aesthetic: boring white boy. Nowadays he only wears turtlenecks and tank tops with some boring ass pants. Tho they are tight on him 😏 he left behind his old hoodie habit. He picked up motorcycling gloves and vans.

Everyday outfit: a black, long sleeved, form fitted turtleneck with a black back harness for his axe’s. Black skinny jeans and converse for convenience. He still wears his goggles and face mask!

Judge Angels

Face: triangle shaped face, her chin has a prominent point. Almond shaped black eyes, heart shaped lips. Olive toned skin, pretty tan. Has a prominent crack on her left canine tooth. Upturned nose, crooked smile. Blond straight hair that greatly contrasts her skin. Blond short eyebrows.

Physic: short and petite, 5’2. Lean, doesn’t really have much muscle, or at least doesn’t look it. Pretty flat chested and a normal ass. She has calves of steal tho.

General Aesthetic: white and messy, likes baggier clothing and more trashy punk looks. Like she wears Tripp pants, oversized tshirts, big hoodies. She doesn’t really wear makeup except for some shittily done eyeliner. Her hair is still blond but now it has the occasional black streak.

Everyday outfit: one of those baggy tops that have the cuts down the sides yk what I’m talking about? Anyways it’s white with a bunch of charcoal on it that she stole from Bloody painter. For bottoms she wears black knee high combat boots and a pair of black, low waisted, wide leg shorts. Obviously under the shirt she has a sports bra. She also wears fishnet gloves.

Puppeteer

Face: Grecian nose, dark gray skin, almond shaped yellow eyes, a square shaped face, medium lips. I think his teeth are hella white tbh but he’s definitely got fangs of some sort. Thicc black brows.

Physic: pretty boxy, like he’s lean n all, but he is kinda straight up and down. Average cake, average waist, average muscle and tone. He’s still hawt tho, his hands 😩 6’3

General Aesthetic: helluva boss reject. Wears trench coats and boots and skinny jeans, business pants. The occasional hoodie. Doesn’t wear a beanie anymore. Or converse. Tho his wardrobe has lots of skulls. He kinda does a 360 with his wardrobe, going for more of an old school pirate vibe.

Everyday outfit: wears a long black trench coat that clips in the middle of his waist, black skinny pants, below the knee black boots, black button up (the last three buttons unbuttoned) are underneath his trench coat.

Nurse Ann

Face: diamond shaped face, button nose, mid/weaker jawline, thiccer lips, not a prominent cupids bow. Definitely pale/Greyish skin tone. Her hair is brown and is like boob length, also somewhat wavy.

Physic: curvy, kind of apple/pear shaped. She’s definitely well endowed with the bewbs and butt, has a more rounded stomach too, has thicc thighs and calves as well. 5’4.

General Aesthetic: fantasia 2000 princess type beat. I feel like she’s a huge fan of midnight blue and fantasy type of outfits. She loves dresses of any length with frill, lace and intricate designs. She loves puffy/billowed sleeves and mostly wears flats or boot heels. She’s also particular about silver star/moon designs.

Everyday outfit: I don’t think her outfit changed at all tbh, I think she still wears the black nurse costume and hat, tho I do think she’s added more weapons in her collection. I think she’s started focusing on needles and chemical injecting, tho she still uses her iconic chainsaw.

Bloody Painter

Face: oval shaped face, thin lips, bright blue almond shaped eyes, Grecian nose, a lil tan ngl, black messy hair (idk how to describe his haircut tho, it’s a lil long, straight and fluffy??)

Physic: kind of in the average or boney ratio. He has bony hands and forearms but aside from that he’s got medium sized shoulders and a slightly smaller waist. Ngl I feel like he does have some random curve at the bottom so some honka cake, but not much. 5’11

General Aesthetic: painter in despair. I think he likes Jean jackets, he’s like the male version of arthoe. He likes black/blue jeans, kinda looks like he came from the outsiders, wears baggy leather jackets too. Mostly sticks with tshirts with random bull on it. Also always has a brown satchel with him.

Everyday outfit: I feel like black cargo pants, black turtleneck and a black chest harness, probably combat boots too. On his chest he still has the smiley pin, but aside from that, for his assignments he goes pretty neutral and just for convenience. EJ totally helped him pick out his outfit too his first assignment.

Rouge

Face: square shaped face, upturned nose, chubby cheeks, vintage shaped lips?? Idk how to describe it. I feel like her hair is a messy black Bob now, but like pretty messy I mean it. Kinda tan. Definitely has freckles.

Physic: 5’7, pretty boxy. The best I can describe her is like Audrey Hepburn built. Idk why I feel like her and A.H are so similar. She’s boney and relatively small like that.

General Aesthetic: a little vintage sometimes, like she switches decades a lot. She wears fashion trends from the 1950s to modern day, both feminine and masculine styles. So she wears dresses, miniskirts, jeans, colored turtlenecks. Really her closet is very alive. She has stolen from her assignments hella tho ngl.

Everyday outfit: a black miniskirt with a tighter grey turtleneck, red tights, black calf length boots. When it’s cold she has a cropped jacket with a fuzzy hood and insides.

Masky

Face: oval shaped face, tan skin, dark brown hair (short and messy,) dark brown eyes, uhhh mid-somewhat sharp jawline, straight nose.

Physic: strong, average short 5’9. Builds more bulk, has strong arms and shoulders but a smaller waist, he’s got some MADD V-line. He’s got a nice smackable amount of cake.

General Aesthetic: 😏😏😏. He wears flannels, darker colored skinny jeans, SOMETIMES THO he wears 70’s pants that are like right around the hips and like highwaisted and whatnot with a sleeveless cropped tshirt. He’s oddly vintage with stuff like that, but in a rock singer type of way. He only just started getting into this tho.

Everyday outfit: dark blue skinny jeans, black tshirt, tan jacket that has a LOTTA compartments.

Laughing Jill

Face: button nose, oval shaped face, high cheekbones, an average (a lil weak) jawline, pale skin, black irises. Thinner lips. Thin slightly arched eyebrows.

Physic: southern mommy. SORRY. 6’2 tho Bc shes mythical. I think she’s a wide hourglass too?? Like she is big chested and she def has a gyatt, she’s got tummy. She isn’t really defined at all.

General Aesthetic: Harley Quinn wannabe. Just likes the mix matches jumpsuit idea. Like she loves mixing and matching contrasting colors and especially black and white. She mixes in some lavender too. Is always wearing the most dangly earrings too.

Everyday outfit: an above the knee length skirt with a black petty coat underneath, a long sleeveless vest that goes to her mid calf and buttons together under her boobs. Her shirt is a plain white button up with puffy sleeves. For shoes she wears black heeled boots. Her hair is in a curly bun with a tiny off center hat.

Hoodie

Face: Roman nose, not that pale, diamond shaped face, pretty light brown eyes. Pretty strong jawline. Short black hair (dyed recently)

Physic: muscular, 6’2. Hes beefy. Like he’s got boob muscle, ass muscle. HE IS SCARRRY. Think like a smaller Miguel O’Hara almost. He’s less beefy than that, but like yk still beefy.

General Aesthetic: tbh think he went for a goth/alt vibe. He mixes feminine and masculine occasionally. Wears like long skirts sometimes, like a kilt almost?? Wears the fishnet tights as shirts, has multiple Spencer’s belts and necklaces.

Everyday outfit: black fishnet top with a black fitted tshirt over it, black baggy pants. Multiple finger rings. Multiple belts and waist bands.

Sally Williams

Face: circle shaped face, slightly downturned nose, wide green eyes. Small lips, lil bit of a chubby face. She does not eternally bleed from the head. Her hair is long and curly past her shoulders. She’s pretty dark.

Physic: a normal, average weighted 8 yr. 4’8.

General Aesthetic: she likes more vintage, boxy styled dresses from the twentieth century, like 1960s European box dresses inspired by Iggy and kids dresses from the 20s. She actually really likes the vintage youth outfits Bc of Shirley Temple. She LOVES Shirley Temple.

Everyday outfit: a pink and white designed dress that pleats at the bottom. Black Mary janes and white socks. She carries a small white clutch that slings across her torso. Her hair is in a long braid.

Laughing Jack

Face: pale as a mf, triangle shaped face, high cheek bones, cone nose, black hooded shaped eyes. Sharp ass jawline. Small forehead. Hair is shorter and more curly.

Physic: toned as an mf but SCRAWNY, like he’s dangly and flexible. It’s scary and arousing. He has no cake tho, no boobs either. He’s very lightly defined but that is IT. 6’9

General Aesthetic: likes the David Bowie Jareth Labyrinth aesthetic, kind of similar to EJ, but not really. He just also really likes poets shirts and vests. He loves dressing sort of Royal or regal. HE LOVES to wear baggy button ups but he NEVER buttons them up all the way 😏

Everyday outfit: I feel like his main outfit hasn’t changed much, the only thing I see him changing is the wraps around his waist possibly changing to a corset instead for his convenience.

(I’d like to remind that Lazari doesn’t have assignments as she is not a pasta, so her everyday wear is less convenient.)

Lazari

Face: tan, dark brown straight hair (occasionally pink), square shaped face, Roman nose, bow shaped mouth, thicc brown brows.

Physic: depends on her age she changes physically. But she’s probably like average in all ages, just less lean and a little chubbier. Height ranges from 4’11 to 5’8

General Aesthetic: colorful and a little childish. She wears overalls and paints on her pants a lot. Think of her like 2019 in a nutshell. She wears mom jeans and Angel tops and bucket hats. Hates crocs tho. All of her jeans have some 90s cartoon character painted on them.

Everyday outfit: a black Spider-Man tshirt with black overalls cuffed at the bottom. Red converse, fun silly socks, her hair in a long braid.

Jason the Toymaker

Face: diamond shaped face, pale, Roman nose, shoulder length bright red hair. Bright green eyes. Kinda got that Jareth haircut. Sharp ass jawline. Thin nicely shaped eyebrows. The makeup does not come off.

Physic: triangle. Slutty man waist. Not that toned tbh but he has enough. HES GOT SOME NICEE BONEY HANDS. His arms have decent strength and buff ness, but it’s rlly not that obvious. 6’8

General Aesthetic: old clowncore ig. Or like fantasy 1800s boyfriend aesthetic. He wears mostly beige or rained colors tbh and then a dash of black and red. Otherwise he makes up his outfits in abstract shapes and styles.

Everyday outfit: his usual tbh, bro has not changed much.

Zero

Face: square shaped face, wide eyes, no cupids bow shaped lips. Completely black eyes. Completely white hair that goes just past her jaw. Messy hair. Has stitches on the side of her mouth.

Physic: broad shoulders, smaller breasted, not much of a different with her waist. Does have low hips, like a long torso with shorter legs. 5’9

General Aesthetic: crust punk. Wears shit that is torn up and dirty. Lots of DIY and ripped up tights. Low rise black skinny jeans. And cropped shirts that go like just under the boob.

Everyday outfit: cropped black ripped jacket, plain black tshirt and lowrise shitty ripped skinny jeans and black combat boots. Under her ripped jeans is her striped ripped stockings.

Homicidal Liu

Face: slightly upturned nose, still has the stitches on his face, green eyes. Lighter brown neck length hair. Kinda has like a slight wolfcut tbh. A lil tan.

Physic:I feel like he’s a lil buff. Like 5’9-5’10. Not as buff as Jeff. Has some thiccness tho mostly in his shoulders tho so he’s more toned than Jeff.

General Aesthetic: spider noir energy. He loves trench coats and business pants. No matter what he’s always wearing black gloves. He’s always wearing business shoes too.

Everyday outfit: black turtleneck and black trench coat with black pants and black knee boots. He has patches on his coat with holes in it, but they’ve been patched up with his striped scarf, same with his pants. His main fit is patched together with his old scarf.

Nina the Killer

Face: triangle shaped face, olive skin tone, button nose. Curly black hair (often straightened) with purple and pink streaks, thicc upturned lips. Her scar is healed, but still very open like Jeff’s. Her eye situation depends on her state of mind.

Physic: 5’4, pretty skinny and toned. Mostly proportionate. Aight sized boobs and butt, generally just dainty idk. Built like the girl from house of 1000 corpses.

General Aesthetic: risqué Monique Chabot in post war France. She wears short skirts, only cropped tshirts and small dresses. She does not get cold at all omg. A lot of times she’ll wear heals or platforms. Never flats or converse tho anymore.

Everyday outfit: platformed knee high boots, black tights with black thigh highs overtop, a black and pink plaid miniskirt, a black crop top that’s a random band tee. A fluffy cropped black jacket that’s zipped up halfway, for style purposes. Fluffy earmuffs if it gets cold and her hair in an emo high ponytail.

Candypop

Face: oval shaped face, hella pale, Grecian nose, heart shaped lips tbh, almond shaped purple eyes. His hair is still the long pretty blue color as always, always up in a ponytail.

Physic: built exactly like LJ but more meaty, like he’s got more toning on his thighs and legs and stomach. Like he looks a lot healthier than LJ for sure. His outfit definitely makes his muscle pop a lot too 😏 6’6

General Aesthetic: he wants to be Ramona flowers, but he literally can’t Bc he can never find men clothes that is like hers.

Everyday outfit: tbh, his outfit has NOT changed like at all otherwise in color scheme. When his hair was a light green, his outfit became more warmer toned b4 he grew out of that phase and went back to his OG look.

Kate The Chaser

Face: square shaped face, round white eyes, black messy hair just barely past the shoulders, small lips, high cheekbones, Roman nose. No brows, they are drawn on.

Physic: a little thicc, broad shoulders and broad hips. I’d say a wide hourglass figure, but she’s like hella muscular. She has a proportionate amount of ass. 5’6

General Aesthetic: she wants to look like Siouxie, very 80s goth. Allison from the breakfast club energy. She loves wearing long skirts with big sweaters and doing the beehive hair. She loves scarves too and has a hella collection.

Everyday outfit: black wide legged jeans with a billowy maroon sweater and black combat boots. Sometimes she’ll add one of those long black detective jackets, but that’s off missions.

Eyeless Jack

Face: grey skin, Grecian nose, rectangle shaped face, high cheekbones, medium sized lips. Split tongue. Almond shaped black eyes. His hair is dark brown and somewhat long and wavy/curly. Medium thicc arched brows.

Physic: 6’7 and very strong. He’s not ripped like bulging, but he is definitely defined. He’s got ass and thighs, his waist isn’t as small as Dr Smileys, but there’s still a medium difference between his shoulders vs his waist.

General Aesthetic: he wants to be cottage core so bad, like the poets shirt and tunics. He does wear cream colored tunics and billowy pants. Tho sometimes on special occasions he dresses like a basic bitch. He’ll get out the tight business pants and black button up.

Everyday outfit: a black button up, black jeans and navy blue converse. He wears one of those chest strap things tho that carries his scalpel and other weapons. He wears a black leather jacket too <3

Dr Smiley

Face: pale, dark red eyes, tiny pupils. Shoulder length, fluffy black hair. Diamond shaped face, Roman nose, thin lips. Defined jaw. Johnnie Gilbert looking guy. Thin arched brows.

Physic: lean and tall. He’s got broad shoulders and an itty bitty waist fr. He’s bony af tho (except for the thighs,) he’s got NO cake. No junk in the trunk for him. 6’1

General Aesthetic: professional emo/dark academia. He’s ALWAYS wearing black turtleneck and dress pants. He always has a red satchel too.

Everyday outfit: he still wears his black medical mask and white doctors coat, underneath that though he wears a black short sleeved turtleneck, so his arms are out when he’s not wearing his coat 😏 his pants are just basic dress pants tho. Aside from the shirt, he wears basically the same thing he always has.

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long-life-to-bsd · 11 months

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What kind of jewellery would they buy you? Pt.2

Pairings: kunikida, ango, fyodor ×female reader

Warnings: mostly fluff, fyodor being fyodor, slightly suggestive

KUNIKIDA

He is subtle about your relationship, but he likes giving you jewellery to let other men know you are taken. Moreover I think that if you are the right one he would marry you very soon. So he would definitely put lot of care in choosing the perfect ring.

And it would indeed be perfect. He is an elegant man, so it would choose something delicate, romantic and with a strong meaning.

As I said, he is an elegant man. He would only buy you elegant and delicate jewelry.

Earings. He loves your face and he sees them as a frame.

He doesn’t gift you jewellery on every occasion. I mean, it doesn't need to be your birthday or something like that, but there is always a reason.

That's way they really gave thoughtful gifts, full of meanings.

ANGO

He doesn’t have lots of free time and he compensate with expensive jewelry. Wich I mean, fine, but can I at least have dinner with you once a week??

Like, you would come back home and you have a little box on your bed to hopen=he is not going to show himself for at least a day

But also, meaningful jewellery. You two went on super rare holiday? He will make sure to gift you a costumed pair of earings that will remind you of that.

He is very discreet about your relationship, definitely no initials for him, moreover he doesn't think their elegant. And he is an elegant man

During social events where you need to be there he will choose your jewellery.

I think he would more than gladly gift you a gold bracelet with a nice 😏 message on the inside. You are the only one knowing what it's written there, but I bet it's a costant reminder of how bad he wants you.

FYOFOR

This man knows what gift means??

Obviously he does, he likes buying gifts for his pet girlfriend.

No limits in price. But I thinks he really likes expensive stuff because he likes to decorate you. Red is the color he prefers and good for you that it's also nice on you. He wouldn't have liked you as much otherwise.

When other men are around he will make sure you something on that it's absolutely linked to him. Like a giant "FYODOR PROPERTY" written with diamonds. Obviously not because it's not classy, but you got me.

Since he sees you as a little sweet thing that he loves to make pretty with nice shiny things there is a peculiar thing he likes. When you only wear the jewellery he gifted you.

#bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd kunikida #bsd ango #ango×reader #kunikida x reader #fyodor × reader #ango headcanons #fyodor headcanons #kunikida headcanons #bsd headcanons

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tarabyte3 · 18 days

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Fic Updates

It's been a while soo....

I Want You to Show Me Weak — As I've stated before, there are only 2 chapters left in the entire fic. I'm going to be finishing both of them before I post chapter 26. Then I'll be posting chapter 27 the next day. Gonna end the fic with a bang 😏 I have everything outlined and thought out, I just have to finish writing it (I'm very excited about what I have planned/written for the final chapter, which includes the ending). Though I will admit, it's been difficult to write knowing I'll be saying goodbye to this story. I'll miss my boys SO much 😭, as well as this version of Kino x Reader, but I want to finish it for myself and for all of you! Besides, there's always the possibility of oneshots set in this universe in the future AND I'm not done writing for Kino. Not even close! I have no date estimate at the moment, but I'm trying to give this one my full attention so 🤞

The Devil Makes Us Sin — Once Show Me Weak is done, I'm going to give this one my full attention for a while. (Though, to be honest, even though I'm trying to focus on finishing Kino first, I still keep this document open and regularly pop in to write a paragraph or two. What can I say, David is VERY fun to write for 😏, I love him, and I must follow the serotonin). The next few chapters will be shorter so they should go quickly, and I already have around the next 4 of them half written (I actually have about ~25k of future stuff written last time I checked, including parts of chapters MUCH further down the road 😅).

Other Wips

While my focus has been on my ongoing stories, I do have a few other WIPs I have actual content written for! So here's an update on those as well. For fun.

Personal Trainer!Kino x Reader Modern AU — I have the beginning of this story and a few scenes written, and SO many notes for it. (My relationship with my trainer is fantastic. He's 50% big brother energy, 50% wingman energy, but he says THE most out of pocket shit so I immediately write it down after my sessions. Because him saying it does nothing for me, but imagining Kino saying it?? 😵‍💫🫠🥵) It will probably end up ~5 chapters total. Probably.

And Your Heart, Love, Has Such Darkness (David x Reader smutty Oneshot) — I started this one a year ago because I wrote something for TDMUS that didn't quite fit, but I liked it enough to keep it and make it its own thing. It's over half done right now, so it will likely be the next oneshot I post.

I Didn't Want to Hurt You, but You're Pretty When You Cry (Dark!David x Reader) — I think this one will end up about 3 chapters long and will contain a lot of content warnings. It's going to be more horror focused (with splashes of dark humor because I cannot help myself). I adore the opening chunk I've written. It gave me goosebumps.

Secret Andy Blorbo x Reader Oneshot — This one started as a joke on Discord about an Andy blorbo that is not only incredibly niche/unknown, but is actively not attractive (one of the very rare times Andy Serkis does nothing for me. In fact, when I see him, my vagina makes the windows shutdown noise). Except I made the mistake of saying, "I want to try to write for this character as a fun challenge just so I can sexually confuse everyone." And it, uh, spiraled from there and made me rethink my entire stance on this character (thank you for not only indulging me, Hannah, but encouraging me and giving me more ideas 💖 I loved [redacted] thirst day in TNBF)

Halsin x Tav — That's right, I'm writing for the sexy druid. It'll be 2 chapters, and it's about a third of the way finished. This Tav will be a human fighter, but is otherwise written more like a Reader Insert. (Side note: going back to 3rd person POV after writing a lot of 2nd person POV is harder than I imagined 🙃)

Paz Vizsla x Mando!Reader Oneshot — That's right, I'm also writing for the big Mandalorian. It's about a third of the way finished as well. (These last 2 are actually a little intimidating because the fandoms are MUCH larger, but I need to get them out sooo fuck it, it's happening.)

So as you can see, even though I haven't posted very much outside of Liam Black, I'm still writing a lot. Apparently I just have commitment issues and a lot of ✨thots✨ 😌💖

#fic update #my wips #wip wednesday #i want you to show me weak update #the devil makes us sin update #x reader

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canonicallysoulmates · 1 year

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J2 JIB11 Panel

The stars aligned and this year both boys were able to attend JIB which means we got a j2 panel! 🙌

There was a cute and funny moment at the beginning of the panel because Jared went to give Jensen a fist bump but he didn't notice and I guess Jared told him and he cracked up laughing and then they fist bumped. Jared shares that their flight got delayed, and that morning he was signing something and a fan asked him how he was and he replied that he was good that he actually felt awake even though he didn't look it and she just went "oh, i know. your face" 😆 To be fair, both of them do look and sound tired.

Also, you'll notice both are wearing Gucci jackets, they were a gift to them and M from Daniela the organizer of this event.

Jumping into the questions, first one up is: Has there ever been a moment on set where they had to overcome their, or one of, their greatest fears to shoot the scene? For Jared the thing that comes to mind is French Mistake. He says it's one of the most nervous times he's been on the spn set due to all the comedic stuff. He didn't feel comfortable doing comedy as Sam, so he would get really nervous when Sam had to be funny because he was like "Sam’s not really funny he’s kind of just chill". He got really nervous shooting some of the comedic scenes but that otherwise it was pretty fun even the stunt stuff.

Jensen agress and says he doesn’t think there was ever a greatest fear moment while they were filming spn. That they’re doing network tv which is pretty tame in the world of television and they don’t really write stuff that he thinks would be too out of their comfort zone, and after a few seasons the writers knew what their comfort zone was and kind of played in that and utilized it. He was more uncomfortable doing stuff in The boys.

Jared says he looked comfortable, and Jensen replies "it’s called acting dear boy. I was not comfortable". He says that he was very nervous in a few of those scenes, so much so that he called his mom and told her she'd want to skip the show, that she was not the target audience.

Jared asks him if he has ever shared the story about him calling Kripke and saying he was unsure about some things. He has. Jensen says there were a few scenes he was asked to do that he didn't know he had a line but Kripke found it and Jensen couldn't cross it, he has children who may grow up and see this. Says he thinks there was supposed to be more revealed when Soldier Boy was revealed for the first time and there was supposed to be a little bit more intimacy when Soldier Boy had his fun with the ladies. And he once again shares about how his first day on set, the very first scene he had to film was stepping out of the capsule in front of his new cast and crew butt naked.

Jared makes a joke that he has some of the behind the scenes stuff and he’ll post it later and Jensen quips no pun intended 🤣 We know you do baby 😏

Jared also adds that the most nervous he ever got on the set of spn for another person was the scene where Sam gets hit by a car. It wasn’t him, and their stunts while not dangerous were intense but they felt they could take the hit or do whatever but when his stunt man Mike Carpenter did that scene, he had short hair so they put a bald cap on him and put like a thick liquid padding and then the Sam wig and that’s all he had covering his skull for getting hit by a car. And with this type of stunt there's no way to really control it like the way you land, you just have to try your best not to land on your skull. So they do it the first time, they're watching it wondering if he's gonna get up he does, then the second time his foot got caught on the bumber and he got dragged, and the third time he got up and usually stunt actors and actresses they can have like a broken bone and still say they're all good and ask if they need to do it again but this time he got up and said he was done.

Going back to The Boys, Jensen tells the story about how there's a scene where he picks up Karl Urban's character Butcher, throws him over his head and slams him into a desk, obviously this was done with a stunt guy who was wired up cause Jensen's supposed to be super strong flinging this dude over his body with one arm. So at the appex which is when he's right above Jensen's head, they let the wires lose and Jensen actually slammed him as hard as he could into the desk, they’re not slowing the guy down and the first time he did it Jensen was surprised and was like "omg are you okay???" The dude popped back up, said he was fine, to do it again to which Jensen was like ' I don't wanna' but they did and once Jensen got used to it he felt like a beast. x

What's the stupidest injury they’ve ever got on any set? Jared asks, "how much time you got?"

Jensen says they both have a list of these but the first that comes to mind he thinks it was Wendigo, when he was pulling the gun out of the back of the Impala- Jared corrects him this injury actually happened during Hook Man. Basically, he was grabbing a riffle and he pulled it from the center of the gun and the butt of it got caught on the edge of the trunk and the barrel came up and hit him on the eye, and split him open. He says it was pretty stupid and self inflected too so he has no one to blame but himself.

Jared tells the story of how when they filmed the scene where Leviathan!Sam and Dean rob the bank, they’re supposed to fire off some rounds to get everyone’s attention but his gun was too high so it was out of frame and couldn't be seen so he was asked to keep it lower so he did thing is this is a gun he had never shot before- Jensen says that if it had been a normal gun Jared would have been fine but that this one was a weird russian fully automatic machine gun. Anyways, they do the next take with Jared holding it lower and as he starts firing, something is hurting, he can immediately feel something is wrong so he stops and says he thinks he has to do something different and he looks over at Jensen who's kinda looking at him- Jared had managed to burn himself with the hot brass casings as they were ejecting so he had a bunch of ash burn marks, some of which were bleeding from the impact, across his face. Jared also mentions that it was happening so fast that if it had been a bit lower it would have gone right into his eyeball. Let's all be thankful that did not happen! But also, Jared, how are you going to say y'alls stunts weren't dangerous and then tell stories like this.

Also, right before he tells this story he tells Jensen that he's going to know right away where he's going with this and he's right because the moment he says Leviathan!Sam and Dean in the bank Jensen laughs and says this is one of his favorite Jared bonehead moves, and when Jared is telling the story Jensen says that what he loves is that Jared kept going even though he was being hit in the face. x

If they were to attend a con to meet people who would their dream guests to meet be? Jared says this question is similar to the question of if you could have dinner with somebody who would it be, and his initial response to that is are they going to be honest like if he met Obama or some other world leader would they tell him the truth or would they give him canned answers. He thinks he would probably go mostly to musicians, like Eddie Vedder, he thinks actors bore him cause he is one. He finds himself boring so he feels like the soundtrack of his life is what he would go to; Jensen agrees, he goes with musicians as well even though they don’t really do cons that's more an actor thing to do that being said he thinks Keanu Reeves is an interesting guy. He’s trying to think of who he would want to listen to answer questions and speak about things involved in the industry, he wouldn't mind listening to some of the Marvel cast like RDJ strictly for curiosity purposes not like 'omg Iron Man!' but because he thinks RDJ is an interesting fellow who as a lot of interesting things to say about topics he could related to so he would do it more out of curiosity. x

Would they talk about their tattoos?

Jensen says he hasn’t gotten anything new in a while the latest was a little thumb one he got with JDM. Basically they were at a friends (he doesn't mention her by name but Sophia Bush) wedding in Oklahoma and D and Hil were doing something with the bride which meant they had the afternoon free so naturally as one does with JDM you go for beer and tattoos. Jensen says Jared has gotten a few more than he has recently.

Jared replies there’s a few on the list he hasn’t gotten yet, but he has the basquiat crown with JDM and Jensen which they got at JDM's wedding, the day after spn finished he got one with his friend Bruce which is like a geometric design that when asked about what it is he jokes it’s an iphone update it didn't actually have a meaning it's just a random design that he liked how it looked, a star on his bicep, a "come and take it" kind of thing which he says is really cool because he thinks a month later after he got it come and take it become a women’s right thing in Texas, and he also has an homage to Dr. Seuss story Oh, the Places You'll Go! with a T for Tom, A for Austin which is Shep's name and a little moon for Odette.

They ask if the fan has any tattoos, she does, she has an AKF one and also one for the band A-ha who sing Take On Me and Jared comments he and Jensen have both tried and failed to do the high note from that song. I would love to have seen that. x

If they were to go to comic con and dress up, what would they dress up as? Jensen says his go to would be Red Hood and Batman since he already has those costumes, but the fan says besides those and as he's thinking Jared says Bullwinkle 😂 And Jensen laughs and says, yeah, Rocky and Bullwinkle. I would pay money to see them dress up as Rocky and Bullwinkle 🤣

Jared also says Boba fett, he’d like something with a mask cause he’d like the experience of being around people who are passionate about stuff and not have it be flavored by like "aren’t you that guy who was on Gilmore Girls?” Jensen says he'd go as the screen character cause that just seems very comfortable. x

What has made them remain best friends for so long? The boys joke, Jared saying it's been way too long and Jensen saying that for the most part it’s been contractual 😂

Jared says it's never been bullshit. Since day one they’ve gotten along and the why? Who knows. They have a similar up bringing and background and likes and dislikes and he thinks primarily it's that they got to see each other during their highs and lows. They went through a lot, 15yrs is kindergarten through college and he saw Jensen and what he was going through more than any other human being on the planet and vice versa Jensen saw Jared and what he was going through, his good times, his bad times, everything in between and so you kind of get to really know the soul of somebody not just who they are at their best. You go to a set anywhere you'll probably enjoy most of the people for the first couple of hours, then they get tired or they've had a bad day and they're an asshole or a jerk but he thinks for them it was just like 'hey, you all right?' That it's like they've known each other since birth even though they've actually known each other less than 20yrs. They kind of had a fastforwarded into the fire and they had each other's back and he guesses that's why, that he wishes he knew. Jared, my darling, you just described soulmates! That person who from the moment you meet you feel like you've known them your whole life with whom you have a connection and a bond that you can't explain- that's your soulmate! 🥹

Jensen thinks there's also that SPN is the biggest thing that has happened to their careers so far, and arguably it's one of the biggest things that has happened to their lives, it's certainly changed both their lives from pre-SPN to now and to have another person understand the multitude of levels on how that changed your life to the degree in which he and Jared know each other he thinks it kind of bonds you in a way that's really indescribable. Nobody understands what his life has been like for the past almost 2 decades more than Jared does because he was pretty much right next to him the whole time and he was also going through the same stuff both personally and professionally that Jensen was going through and that really bonds people in a way that's really indescribable. And that it's a good thing they got along and that they laugh at the same jokes, and like the same music, and cheer for the same sports teams that there's just a lot in common thankfully so when they were put in that situation where they were gonna be side by side for as long as they were it was really easy and enjoyable.

Jared also comments that he thinks in general, not just with working relationships or friendships, but with romantic relationships as well or family relationships he thinks it's extremely important to be able to tell somebody when something hurt you or bothered you, and vice versa to listen when someone goes like 'hey, this happened and it felt off base or it didn't feel cool' and for that person to listen cause if you're really good friends with anybody or are close with anybody you'll have disagreeements and you'll go 'well, here's where I'm coming from, help me to understand where you're coming from' and you'll listen and be like 'got it, let's move forward. ' So it's important just with anybody that you care about to shoot straight. x

A big part of acting is dealing with rejection how do they both deal with keeping motivation in trying to act when getting rejected? Jared says this reminds him of a story of when he was still on Gilmore Girls.

He was auditioning like half a dozen times a week for other projects, and he had bought a house in the valley in LA, and a friend of his then girlfriend came over for like a housewarming party and he was showing her around and by his bed in his bedroom he had a stack of 12 or 15 scripts all stuff he was reading and hoping to get an audition for, and she looked over and asked if those were all the auditions he'd been on, Jared kind of laughed and told her to follow him and walked her over to the garage where he had cardboard boxes full of scripts. He had 300 to 400 scripts of auditions he had been on in the past 3 to 4 years.

He thinks the way he deal with rejection now is to treat auditions or meetings as maybe it’s my performance, maybe this is my chance to play this character and also now that he and Jensen have been on the producing side he realizes how silly casting sometimes gets, there can be 5 people who do an amazing job but they're going to be acting with a brunette and they don't want them to look to similar so they decide to go with a blonde or vice versa, or someone is 5'11 and that's too tall to play a 14 year old because they'll be acting with someone whose 5'3 so it comes down to random things. And that's helped a little bit, seeing the vagaries of casting and subtle nuances that don't even really make sense so he tries to go 'all right, I do my best and if that's the last time I get to play the character then so be it'. (sidenote: Jared pulling out the fancy words, first time in my life hearing the word vagaries)

Jensen says he thinks as one gets older your way of dealing with rejection changes. He and Jared have had really great succes so far in their lives and in their career so when there's rejection now he thinks they can both stand firm on the fact that they've been validated by a multitude of people and their career reflects that so that if somebody says 'no, we don't want you for that role' or 'no, we don't like that idea for a show that you're pitching' they'd be like okay, maybe it's not the right time, maybe they just don't see that vision, maybe they're looking for something else- at this point he quips that maybe they want somebody that's not so oddly tall and Jared quips back or oddly bowlegged 😆 But also that as Jared said knowing what they know about being on the other side of it has really kind of drawn the curtain back and see how a lot of times how ridiculous this process can be in getting to that final stage. So, he thinks they deal with it a little differently now. That early on, when they didn't have that affirmation to kind of rely on it was just thick skin, you had to develop thick skin, somebody says you're not good enough you had to know in your heart that you were good enough and that person just didn't see it. x

Last question, what does Dean mean to Jared and what does Sam mean to Jensen? Jared starts to answer that now, after a couple of years of spn being over cause it's been around two and a half years since they finished filming and I guess the fan thought Jared was throwing an indirect about asking this question after spn has been over for a while so they say it's because this question was prepared a long time ago, and Jared has to clarify that's not what he meant- it was actually a little funny, the fan didn't say it in a rude way or anything like that more like a clarification.

But anyways, Jared says he has more hindsight now and that he'd rather answer this question now than 2 or 3 years ago so where he stands now it's difficult for him to try and differentiate what Dean meant and what Jensen meant all he can say is that he learned a lot from both and a lot of the reason he's the man that he is and the actor he is is because he spent 15yrs looking at Jensen and then they're calling action and he was looking at Dean so it's hard to kind of really parse out exactly what he got- says he got his dad voice from Dean to which Jensen says that so has he, Jared continues saying he learned every step of the way and he thinks it was really exciting. That a lot of what he really liked about Dean was his keep going attitude and that's very similar to Jensen kind of like 'yeah, this sucks but we gotta get through it' or 'all right, we're tired it's 16hrs, it's 4am, it's raining or freezing in Vand and we have to do a fight scene but all right it ain't gonna do itself let's go do it' so that kind of evoked something in him.

Jensen concurs that it's the same for him but also that he knows Sam is a part of Jared, that Sam resides in Jared's personality so getting to see as many times as he did Jared bring that element of himself forward and then take on the embodiment of Sam was like getting to see a specific micro aspect of Jared and how he can mold that and play with that and tell the story using that and he's always thought that he was very gifted in doing so and now he's doing it with another character. He thinks he and Jared, because they weren't classically trained as actors and didn't have any formal training to speak of at all they had to learn to use what they knew and that's essentially themselves, Dean is certainly a part of his personality that is exaggerated, Sam is also a part of Jared's personality that is exaggerated so they got to play this kind of exagerated versions of themselves with each other and then they'd yell cut and they'd go back to being themselves so he really feels it's just part of the package that he got with Jared and he'll forever be grateful for that and he looks forward to the next time he gets to see him morph into Sam. Those are lovely answers 💕

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Does darling get days off?

If so, have the boys seen them out of their uniform (most likely they do but I like to imagine that it's a rare occurrence).

Like one day darling just comes strolling into the gear station in a cute casual outfit ready to go somewhere , BUT they're wearing ingo and emmets feather/ scale but before they leave they go to the boys because they've brought a gift for them! (maybe some homemade accessory/ food ).

Darling is just 💖 vibing💖 waiting for the twins to accept the gift- but also a little anxious because they have to catch their train soon, ( maybe even say "love you bye" by accident while they leave😏/J)

Just... the fluff that would cause is wonderful.

also, Hi Yan!! hope your doing and feeling well!!, love your writing 💜

Hello 💜! I am doing well- ADHD and general life stuff has been kicking my ass- Hence lack of posts. I am working on it, though.

I quite like this idea- Reading through this after I wrote it, I realized I went off on a MASSIVE tangent at first- Relating to, surprisingly, the ask where Emmet gives you Hair clips from another world. Ingo also bought something there, though he does not give it to Darling. I am leaving it in because "Why not?" - Irregardless, I hope you enjoy it. :) Tags: Eldritch Submas stuff, It’s all fluff. ~3.6k words?

The twins were always upset when you requested days off- But at the urging of their agents, and with how regular humans worked... They understood, begrudgingly. And so they strove instead to make your works days so pleasant and enjoyable you wouldn't even want to take time off.

And so they were still upset when you'd still request time off. The Station was dull without you. They carried on their work well enough, but...

They kept their eyes on you. Watching. Sometimes you would take a day off and spend it in your apartment- A long, hot bath, drawn with rich soaps and luxurious scents, and you'd settle in the tub and almost fall asleep in the warmth of the water, spending the day lounging around, playing games or reading or taking a short walk around the block- Or otherwise, you might go out shopping- Finding yourself in various shops and enjoying the day outside.

They were always interested in your actions. No matter what you were doing. It was curious. The idea of a "day off" made them wish they could share it with you; To curl up in that tub, with you, washing your body, washing your hair- What a reverent act of adoration. The mere thought of bring permitted to brush your beautiful hair- Your delicate, sensitive hair- Made Ingo lose track of himself many times while he watched you comb it out-

He often thought to the pins Emmet had given you. Ingo himself was never sure if there were any gifts he could make to you- It struck a strange chord with him to see Emmet's feather in your cap. A very sour chord. You loved fluffy, bright, feathery things-

You wouldn't love him, or his scales or fur- Or so he thought.

You took it gently, kindly- And offered it a precious place by your heart, which in turn struck a sour chord with Emmet. He wanted to be close to your heart! At Elesa's suggestion, both of them were figuring out a way to "fuse" their scale and feather- Into a necklace you'd be given. But... It was proving more difficult than anticipated. In the meantime, they'd had to attend to some extra-dimensional affairs- Meeting up with an ally who also dwelled within some other world, the two did something unusual- They walked through a market of this other world, near where their "ally" dwelled.

A strange pair of red clips intrigued Emmet- Who acquired them for himself, originally. Ingo had scanned the goods offered- His mind was elsewhere.

What if he brought you to such a place? The twin suns of this world beat down harshly on the people below- Yet at the same time... He was certain you would be enamored. Beast-sellers sold creatures you would not recognize- They were not pokemon. Strange fox like creatures with huge, sensitive ears- Little burrowing moles, two-headed serpents, beautiful birds from far off countries in this land- The spice market perfumed with aromas you might find familiar- And more still you would not. Strange gems for sale in some sections of the market, rocks, minerals and gems, rare herbs, medicines, pets, weapons-

And all Ingo thought would be to have you on his arm. He wanted to know what you think of the market. Would you fawn over the strange creatures of this world? Marvel at the beautiful gems, or perhaps want a dress from one of these shops- Or perhaps you would want to taste the foods being endlessly put out by the street cooks- it would be one thing you would find familiar. No matter the world humans existed within, they would always find themselves frying dough and skewering meat, drenching them in savory and sweet sauces.

"You look like your looking for somethin," A voice called out- Ingo was good at ignoring many of the sellers crying to attract passerbys, yet this man-

"You know, I am looking for something." Ingo replied, turning his attention to the merchant. A portly man, dressed in white and green robes- Built more akin to a stove pot than a human shape. His face was as round as a pumpkin, and his face was creased and worn from his pleasant smile. He stroked his beard, looking up at Ingo- Eying Ingo's own outfit, matching the robe-dress of the locals- Except his was black. An unusual color for the area. "I can tell. You've got someone you're sweet on." Ingo's hands clenched emptily. His scowl deepening. "...Why would you think that?" The merchant laughed. "I can tell by the way you've been walking. Men don't usually stare at a dress tailor, ya know. And the stalls you've been stopping at... They're the sort o' place that sweethearts'll gather." Ingo looked away abashedly- This was not something he was going to admit around... the dwelling of one of his allies. "You are mistaken." And he turned to walk away, but the merchant stopped him. "Well, even if I'm mistaken, and I'll have ya know, Sir, that I'm never mistaken about these things- I still have something you'd like from my wares."

Ingo turned back- His silver eyes scanned the tray of goods the merchant held, scrutinizing them intensely. They were indeed fine items- Trinkets of silver, inlaid with ebony or ivory or pearl or gems- ribbons and sashes of fine silken threads, obviously a very long way from their maker- Small crystal flasks and smaller crystal lamps. Some maps, some pens- And Ingo's eyes settled on one thing amid the many on the tray, picking it up gently. A brush. "Hmm. You know that's a gifting brush, right?" The merchant smiled knowingly. "I may use it for myself." Ingo retorted blankly. The merchant smirked back. "If you insist, then I suppose. Buyin' a sweetheart's gift for your own self." The merchant watched as ingo ran his hand along the spines. "Though to be fair, you've got a good eye, Good Sir. It's made of orled wood. From the West. An artisan inlaid it with black glass and silver, and the spines are from a quillet beast."

The words would have made sense to one from this world, no doubt-But Ingo's thoughts only went to you brushing your hair. He thought to the brush in his hand, the beautiful "quills" that made up the comb were delicate, yet strong. Suitable for your hair. He thought to you holding it in your hand, a gift from him...

"They say if your beloved uses it, they'll dream of you at night."

"I don't believe in such superstitions," Ingo remarked. But he did have to admit- The comb- To him, at least- Looked like something pretty. And- Perhaps- Just maybe- You would like it? "It'll be three silets." The merchant answered as Ingo turned to him. "One." Ingo retorted. Silets were a high-grade of currency-

"Three. One for the comb, one for lyin' to me about not havin' a sweetheart, and one for lyin' about not believing in superstitions."

Ingo sighed. That was a superstition in this world, wasn't it? The gods of this realm, or whatever, hated lying- And you would pay for even small ones sooner or later- So it was better to "pay" for them immediately, rather than in some form of cosmic retribution.

The cost of the item, and such foolish demands of the Gods, did not matter to the thing pretending to be human, standing in front of this merchant, playing pretend. It was a dance he'd learned the steps to. Things to be said that made him seem innocuous and average. The merchant had dealt with a curious foreigner who had sharp eyes and would not be deceived- He had not dealt with an Eldritch Demon that could tear the world apart at it's seams if he were insulted. He reached into the voidal pocket of his coat, pretending to pull out the money made manifest in his hand. And thus, purchased the hair comb.

It was to be a gift to you. Eventually. Every time Ingo went to hand it to you, he would put it away or decide against it- And it would not be today, either- For you had taken the day off. Standing in the lobby, himself and his brother-

The twins watched dully as passengers ran to and fro from the various platforms. "It's busy today." Emmet observed dryly.

"What do you think Darling is doing?" He asked, sipping an excessively sweet beverage. Ingo sighed. "I don't know. Probably resting. They will be in tomorrow."

"Mmm. Resting. Maybe they are bathing again." A mischievous smile spread across Emmet's face- Before Ingo lightly bopped him on the back of his head. "That is improper to talk about," He reprimanded-

"Mmm. As if you aren't thinking about it too," Emmet hissed back in reply. "You think about it enough to have bought them something. To use. While they are- relaxing." He hesitated as he saw Ingo's hand ready again.

"Now list-" But Ingo's words were cut off- By the sound of a voice he so dearly loved to hear- And yet, was surprised to hear. "Station Masters! Good morning!" The twins turned their heads. You- You were coming into work today-? No- You- It was your day off. And you certainly looked it.

The twins could barely process it- The outfit you were wearing was beautiful, albeit...

Very casual. Your loose fitting tunic, the leggings- The cute side bag- And the strange little box in your hands.

They loved you wearing the uniform of Gear Station. It was, in a way, a symbol of the hold they'd crept over you without your noticing. To be dressed as their creations- As theirs- Placated them. They were not anxious about having to chase you around, ensuring you were safe- You were within their house, under their control. But seeing you so frequently- Seeing you in the comfortable, well-fitting uniform of Gear Station- They had... forgotten how different you could look in other clothes.

How beautiful.

And as you approached, they realized.

Tucked in a cap you were wearing-

Was the pretty white feather and the pretty black scale.

Emmet suddenly turned, hiding slightly behind his twin. "Brother." He hissed, under his breath, his smile tensed- "My feather. Your scale-" Ingo shushed him, stepping around- Emmet quickly tucked his hands behind his back, hoping you would not notice the claws he now possessed- Ingo took a deep breath. He could not slip up, not in front of you, not like this-

You looked so pretty, and your hand reached up to brush back the scale and the feather, to make sure they stayed seated against your pretty hat-

And as you focused your attentions on your hat, nervously adjusting it, oblivious to the sharp breaths your bosses took, steeling their nerves as they looked down at you. Once again, Ingo felt your hand ghosting his back- He felt it regularly. It was pleasant to know you were touching his gift from him so frequently, and seemingly fondly- Though the random times you stroked it could prove strange and bothersome to him, feeling the sensation of his soulmate's hand ghosting along his spine- At the worst and most inopportune of times.

"Darling." Emmet blurted out- His eyes darting across your whole frame. Pretty. You were very pretty. Beautiful. The outfit you were wearing was particularly beautiful- All of it.

"What was that, Sir?" You asked- Your heart skipped a beat, it sounded almost like he called you Darling, but surely not-

"Nothing, nothing." He returned, smiling sheepishly. "How are you doing, Miss? You have today off, do you not?" Ingo interjected.

"Yes, yes. I'm going to visit some friends in Castelia. I haven't seem them in ages, goodness- I haven't been out of the city in so long, it'll be nice to get a change of scenery- Even if only for a little bit."

Emmet shifted uncomfortably at your words. Did Nimbasa bore you? Did you not like this city? Flashy and beautiful as it was, yes, it was certainly beneath you- Perhaps they ought to change it a bit- Suit your tastes more, perhaps? Ingo was more worried about where you were going. Castelia? That horrible steel-grey abomination- It tried it's best to look beautiful, fashionable- But the city was filthy, and full of ne'er-do-wells. "You're leaving Nimbasa for a bit, then?" He asked- Keeping his tone even.

"Only for today, Sir-"

The older twin interjected. "Ingo," He corrected. You were off work. Call him by his name, even if only his human name-

"Sorry Sir?"

"You're- You're, uh, not at work right now, so you may drop formalities. We would- We would hope, as long as you are comfortable with it, Miss- To refer to us by our names, as a normal passenger might- Please?" "O-Oh, my apologies, Ingo." You smiled sheepishly, dropping the title.

The way his name rolled off your tongue- Filled the other brother with jealousy.

"And me of course!" Emmet added- His smile as neutral as he could keep it- "You may always refer to me by name. Like a friend would, yup." You couldn't help but smile bashfully at such an admission, and even laugh a little. Emmet could be silly, the way he seemed to always seek out attention- And even if you felt a little guilty at the way your heart suddenly picked up- Seemingly, suddenly, making the upgrade to actually being called the friend of the Subway Bosses- You quickly pushed aside those strange feelings in your heart.

"Of course, Em-Emmet," You stuttered. Emmet cocked his head at you, his silver eyes unblinking. "Verry nice, Miss. You are going to Castelia? We will be there later today."

"Really? I thought you two only stayed in Nimbasa, normally."

"Nope! We go alllll over the stations. Make sure they are running smoothly, yup."

That made sense, you supposed. You squeezed the package in your hand- And remembered it's existence. "Oh, that right! I was bringing some cookies for my friends in Castelia- And I packaged a few extra. Would you guys like them?" You offered. If they would consider you a friend, then surely they would like this gift-

The package was gingerly taken into your hand, Emmet surprisingly reaching out. The soft, light feeling of his glove ghosted over your own hand as he took the box gently, as though it were a delicate piece of glass. Your hand shivered.

"Oh my, thank you, Miss. I'm sure we will enjoy these late-" "Mmm. Yes. They are quite delicious!"

Ingo turned to his brother to see he'd already flipped open the little paper box- Happily munching on one of the deliciously sweet treats you'd provided them with.

You laughed. "Whenever you guys decide to enjoy them is perfectly fine. I'm glad you like them, Emmet!"

"They are verrry good. You should bring more sometime." He added, as Ingo swiped the box from him. "We will enjoy the snack at lunch. Miss- I wish you safe travels. And perhaps... we shall see each other later in Castelia," Ingo finished, his eyes falling to the box of treats he was now holding.

Sweets had an unfortunately powerful hold over most of their kind. Anything rich, decadent- And the feelings that went into making a "gift"- As they understood it, an "offering"- were important too. And so the cookies were impossibly delicious and tantalizing to them. Perhaps because you had been their maker- And Ingo took the smallest of bites from one, desperate to savor it. There were only ten, after all- And they were such small little things.

"Mmm, you guys enjoy them!" You turned, waving. "I need to go catch a train now- Love you, bye!"

You caught yourself, the words having already left your mouth. And you turned back, your cheeks turning the same shade as an overripe pecha berry- "I- Sorry, Sirs- That just- That just slipped out-"

"I-I-It's no worry, Miss-" Ingo reassured- Pulling at his hat, his other hand clutching the box of cookies tightly- He turned away suddenly, his coat seeming to flare behind him-

"Emmet! We must- We should- We should report to the multi-line at once. Come!" And without waiting for a reply, Ingo grabbed his brother's coat collar aggressively, dragging him away- And the conductor in white waved back to you, his arm looking like a bright blur of reflective white- Leaving you to cower in your embarrassment as you walked at an ever quickening pace towards your own platform.

"Love you."

Ingo had already dragged the two of them out of sight of the public- The two demons were rapidly degrading- Unable to maintain their semblance of mortal human forms. The pair of them were still vaguely-humanish, but not quite. Humanoid figures of fur and feather amid the glow of ethereal light and the growing shadows of darkness as they walked, gently and methodically towards- Where? Their office, they supposed, halfheartedly. Their minds were elsewhere.

"Love you."

Ingo traced the contours of his chest. Empty and hollow as it was, if he had a heart- He was sure it would be beating as fast as yours was.

"Love you."

The phrase echoed in themselves. The way you said it, so naturally- The words you spoke to so many, but not them-

The effortless way you had uttered those words, and the adorable way you responded- Why were you embarrassed? You were cute. It was cute. It was an admission of your love. It was a slip of your inner thoughts out to them- And it tore them apart.

"They're so sweet. They're faarr too sweet." The half-human, half-monster whined. His wings flicked around him eagerly as he ate another of the small treats- And yet another set of wings seemed to spring forth from his back as he sighed contentedly. "These are verry good."

The shadow-creature ate another cookie, darkness pooling in the corners of the hall as they walked. "...Yes, yes they are." He answered gently. His heart and mind were elsewhere.

Kudari trailed off. His wings brushing against the side of the halls, burning them with light- Changing them to something else, before the resettled as walls made of wall-material- Nothing more, nothing less. Your admission made his heart sing. And he had shown remarkable restraint in not grabbing you immediately and turning his chorus of voices towards you at once. It was bothersome talking with only one voice- There were so many things he wanted to say. So many things he wanted heard- And you wouldn't have been able to understand him anyway, much to his sorrow-

Ingo took a deep breath. sinking into his chair.

"Darling loves us." He muttered. His hands drumming- Scales flexing and shimmering against the light his brother gave off- "Darling loves us, Darling loves us and they said they loved us-"

"They meant it, right?-" "Of course-" "Of course they meant it, I'm just nervous-" "It is fine. They love us." "They love us and they want us. We should- We should bring them flowers, brother." "But of course, of course. We should tell them we love them. Because we do." "Of course, of course." "Do you think flowers are enough? I want... to give them pretty clothes." "Treasure-" "They've wanted to head to Alola for some time, perhaps we could take them there..." "Perhaps we may buy them a villa." "It would be closer though, we could buy them one in Undella." "None of them are suitable for our beautiful mate, brother." "We could make them one, them- As a present-" "Yes, yes I like that verrry much..."

And you went on your way- Completely unaware of your bosses' plans. The two would continue on- Talk of their sweet plans, their wishes- And the high they rode off of your admission, no matter whether you'd meant it or not-

And they would continue, until Agent Jackie had the intelligence to message Miss Elesa about the twin's... elated state. Hopefully, he half-prayed, she would talk some sense into his bosses' oh-so-empty heads.

#Demon AU #Monster AU #seth.asks #seth.anon #💜#Emmet X Reader #Ingo X Reader #Eldritch AU

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EDT3 Headcanons because this throuple needs to be popular

Confession: Eddy and Double D always knew when they started to develop feelings for each other, but something else inside them made them feel like it was wrong to leave Ed out. Then one day Ed randomly went up to them and said “I love you guys!!” and kissed them on their cheeks completely out of the blue. Leaving Eddy and Double D flustered. Later Double D asked Ed if he knew what he was saying. Ed replied with “You guys sometimes feel like more than friends ☺️“ Double D was pretty accepting but didn’t really confess yet. While Eddy was in totally denial like “Uh… is this legal…?” Soon Double D taught the two what a throuple was after gaining more confidence. He and Ed were more than happy to be committed this way, while Eddy was a little shy about it. As he was pulled into a group hug he was all like “… heh heh… yeah… this is awesome… 🥴” Not much changed in there relationship after they realized it was just that, a relationship. Other than a lot less violence and fighting. And definitely a bunch of cutesy cuddles and kisses when they feel like it. Otherwise they still talk to each other and treat each other the same as if it were just a really close friendship. Ed: Has always been gay. Because “yucky mushy girl germs” Shows the most PDA Has the rarest blushes Genuinely wanted to win that date with Eddy in “May I Have This Ed?” Wants Sarah to be the flower girl Lends either of them his jacket sometimes when it’s cold Always the big spoon. Always. “Come here my little chickens~ 😁” “Don’t forget your Ed! 😆” (of course they don’t, Ed’s just excited to be included) “Awww shucks.. 🥴” Double D: Bi A little less “romantic” PDA Blushes the most Likes dog piles because he wanted to be close to his bois :3 Gets really shy and giggly when the word “wedding” is brought up Buys the most gifts. Flowers, cards, things like that Absolute cuddle bug “Well, aren’t you two just the sweetest~? ☺️“ “Oh dear…! *adorable giggles* 😁” “Thank you, darlings.” 😊” Eddy: Also bi Least amount of PDA, he gets a lil embarrassed Only blushes from time to time Kinda sorta never regretted being a sap all those times Often wonders how marriage would even work Always dresses to impress Takes a tiny bit of playful begging from the other two for some snuggles “H-hey…! Quit it guys…! 😅” “Yeah, I guess I am pretty cute 😌” “Does this face look kissable~? 😏” Sarah doesn’t really know what to think, but she’s never hateful Jimmy thinks it’s adorable Nazz is extremely supportive Kevin teases them to heck and back, but it’s in good fun Rolf is pretty excited about it sometimes Jonny doesn’t care, he still wants revenge GOD PLEASE. I LIVE FOR THROUPLE EDS. MORE FANART AND STUFF PLS.

#ed edd n eddy #edt3 #poly ship #throuple #poly eds #shipping post #headcanons #my headcanons #poly headcanons #polyamory #cartoon network

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mysteriawrites · 11 months

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Headcanons

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Pretty much anything that wasn’t on the will not write for list unless or until i say otherwise

List of Fandoms:

Note: I’m in a lot of fandoms and always joining new ones so if there is a fandom not on the list that you want feel free to ask me I might know about it and forgot to add it or you’ll be introducing me to something new :) I’ll also try and keep the list updated

Note #2: I’m ok with writing for celebrities or vtubers as long as we’re respectful about it ok that means you understand that everything here is complete fiction and you understand their boundaries and if they dont feel comfortable with works about them those posts will be taken down

Marvel (Movies)

Harry potter (Movies)

The Maze Runner (Movies)

Motherland Fort Salem (Series)

Siren (Series)

The Owl House (Series)

Arcane (series)

The dragon Prince (series)

Avatar the last air bender (series)

Legends of korra (series)

The magicians (series)

My Hero Academia (Anime)

Sword Art Online (Anime)

Oshi No Ko (Anime)

Takt Op Destiny (Anime)

The Disastrous Life of Saki K (Anime)

Revue Starlight (Anime)

Blue Reflection (anime)

RWBY (anime)

Classroom of the Elite (anime)

The Apothecary Diaries (anime)

Revue Starlight: ReLIVE (game)

Bang Dream (game)

D4DJ (game)

Fire Emblem: Awakening-Engage (Game)

Persona 5 (Game)

Tales of Arise (game)

Our Life forever and always (game)

Mystic Messenger (game)

Obey Me (game)

Twisted Wonderland (game)

Honkai Impact (game)

Honkai Star Rail (game)

Genshin Impact (game)

Tears of Themis (game)

Zenless Zone Zero (game)

Punishing Gray Raven (game)

Aether Gazer (game)

Project Sekai (game)

Takt Op Symphony (game)

Blue Reflection series (game)

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE (game)

Danganronpa TTH-2GD (game)

Master Detective Archives: Raincode (game)

Rune Factory 5 (game)

Hyperdimension Neptunia (game)

Atelier Sophie (game)

Baldur’s Gate 3 (game)

Love and Deep Space (game)

Nijisanji EN (vtubers) (Hiatus)

Hololive EN (vtubers)

Holostars EN (vtubers)

Avallum EN (vtubers)

(More to be added later)

Masterlist

#multifandom fanfiction #multifandom x reader #multifandom imagines #multifandom #multi fandom blog #multifandom account #multi fandoms posts #multifandom writer #headcanons #matchups #oneshots #original content

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tears-of-boredom · 2 months

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i completely forgot to do this omg only now remembered

so uhh, prepare for a lot of talk about The Exorcist. because i took notes. ill talk about shit in the order it happens in the movie. and yeah spoilers.

so first, the part that's in Iraq. i liked the quiet, very comforting. im very confused what's wrong with the old guy. he looks like a walking cane would help him a lot. more than the molly or whatever pills he takes. and also i was so confused why that statue mattered at all.

mom checks up on Reagan: "wind cannot be that cold in like usa the fuck you shivering for",, in hindsight, there's another reason for it to be so cold.

the film set: "damien karras spotted!!" @weirdlildude you have conditioned me to get excited whenever i see him. otherwise, "what the hells going on", i was so confused the whole time, mainly because i didnt know if the protest was real, or if everyone was actors. it was just very confusing. and when damien walks away: "sad pathetic man!!"

mom, Chris, is walking home: "ace attourney ass music" and "why'd she pay attention to that??" when she stops and watches the priests talking.

"what is with this movie and the sound design", just a general statement. the movie likes to contrast thick silences with really loud sounds.

Karras visits his mother: "pathetic man caught lying to his mother!!", when he says he's alright.

Chris and Reagan hang out: "girlypop ive got a chronic case of parent issues"

the other priest checks up on Karras: "losing faith? *eyebrow raise*"

Chris goes up to the attic to check the noise: "omg im like so bored", legit nothing was happening, was getting very bored. also i didnt write this in my notes, but Chris has a horrid haircut. its like a bowlcut but worse.

priest does stuff in the church: "do priests legit need to kneel everytime they approach the altar. doesnt that get like really tiring geez" and when the priest discovers the vandalised statue: "LMAOOO JGGIDJAGHJAFD FUCK YEAH"

Reagan's first doctors visit: "omg words that should never come out of a mothers mouth number 1 "my daughters not depressed" "

the director gets drunk at Chris' party and calls that one dude a nazi: "LMAOF "whats for dessert?😏" "

Karras has a dream: "doggy:)"

Reagan's second hospital visit: "oh god i hate horror stuff that takes place in a hospital", and "oh god i hate this why's she awake during this"

Karras is running on the track: "he's a runner he's a track star", when he's talking with the detective and leans on the chain fence "i want him to kabedon me like that", and when the conversation ends "tbh i did not fully understand that conversation but understanding that father karras is a little shit is enough"

Chris and Reagan return home and the detective is watching them: "this fucking creep ass detective", Chris and him start talking "i fucking hate this guy omg shut up", they talk more "this guy is so rude omg"

Chris hears Reagan scream and goes to check on her: "is uhh,, is this movie like pure horror? like that wasnt supposed to be comedic?". this is where i started to really be confused about the genre of the movie. like, i started to realise that it was not inciting any horror from me, and barely even like, anxiousness. like i did care for the characters, but its hard to really feel scared for them when the demon threatening them is chanting "let jesus fuck you", and puking constantly.

Chris goes to ask Karras for an exorcism: "why is the church so progressive in this??" like legit you're telling me the catholic church doesn't believe in posession, because science has advanced to explain the symptoms. that sounds like bullshit to me. in 1973? you're just lying.

Chris is desperate to help her daughter: "dude my parent issues be hitting hard"

Karras throws tap water onto Reagan: "i dont get it like. why did it react to the water?", i just dont get it. the movie doesn't really care to explain it. cuz i thought that the demon actually wouldn't be real because of that. or did Karras unintentionally bless the water by saying its holy? idk

when Karras and the older priest take a break from exorcising, and the old priest walks off: "is he gonna kill her. also am i supposed to understand what the pills he's taking are?". genuinely i have no fucking idea what the pills are that this old guy keeps taking, like they could just be breath mints for all i know.

Karras is sitting downstairs in the hall: "sorry he's so hot jeezums"

Karras is resolved to not let the demon kill Reagan: "oh shit karras be fighting FOR THIS GIRLS LIFE"

Chris opens the door to the detective: "OH MY GOD FUCKING GO AWAY YOU DETECTIVE"

Karras, uhm,, takes a leap of faith: "I FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENS I KNEW THIS AND STILL DEAR GOD NOOOOO",

"BUT ALSO KINDA COOL OF HIM TO DO THAT", it was kinda hot that he sacrificed himself, though he was probably just looking for a reason after his mom died.

Chris and Reagan talk to that one priest that knew Karras: "oh like she(Reagan)'s thanking karras for saving her? she recognised the collar and felt compelled to thank him?", wondering why Reagan gave a kiss to the priest.

this whole ending scene tbh: "jesus its so quiet again", this movie really likes its quiet silences.

detective talks to dyer: "LMAOOOOO"

credits: "DAMN I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THE SOUND TRACK??", "lmao warner bros should add a "the exorcist" attraction into the universal studios park"

anywayy yeah its a fun movie, though i feel the need to read the book now to understand it fully ya know? feels like im missing something... also i know that it got popular cuz its so like "provocative" and stuff, but in this age i dont really get the hype. i guess it is still worth appreciating for furthering the art of film ya know.

#the exorcist #media

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demigoddessqueens · 2 years

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Sorry if i'm sending this in twice, internet was a pill last night: VM/MN/BH with a multiclass Rogue/Monk Reader, whose favored weapon is silks? Skillwise,,, think Eraser Head from MHA, but less strict, sleep-deprived teacher and more former circus aerial silk dancer turned adventurer after their home was ransacked by bandits. Bit of a realist, but for the most part mellow and positive otherwise.

Interesting choice of fight!! I like it!

I don’t know much about MHA besides Hawks so I tried with this one 😅

Also I l imagined that y/n fights like Suki and Tai Lee from AtLA

Vax’ildan - damn! Where’d you learn moves like that? You always have his back and sometimes he gets distracted watching you fight

Jester - she’s seen Beau fight but yours is so pretty??? All the silks and different colors just fascinate her

Keyleth - silks meet vines in a dynamic duo, and your attitude starts to brush off a bit on her to which you’re both like “we make a good team, right? 😉”

Pike - oh yes!! Finally!! She loves having you as an equal and crossing Sarenrae’s power with your silks and moves makes for some creative dance attacks

Scanlan - Scanlan’s and Bigby’s hand are now laced with silks which packs an extra punch. Plus the bard always throws compliments your way

Grog - he admires your skills and pls oh please throw him in his Rage attacks because he thinks it would be so cool.

Caleb - he’s seen you be a beast at fighting but it’s so…captivating! There’s a shared bond you both have when it comes to intense fighting but he’s glad to have met you and your outlook on life

Yasha - being on the road is something she’s used to and while she may be shy at first, your silks and skills break the ice. Also in her barbarian rages, power silks stopping other attacks make it easier for her

Chetney - he’s met his match in sparring and over words 😆. Still claims him as a werewolf is leagues better than silk fighting

Fjord - a badass? Adventurous?? Cool AF?? Jester likes you (tho she likes everyone)?? Where have you been all this time??

Cadeuces - takes a lot to phase Mr Cool Easy Vibes yet you manage to. Never sparing a story over a shared cup of tea, and he admires your stealth and strength in a fight

Beauregard - oh please show her more of your moves! When you do show her a demo, she won’t admit (at first) how nice and soft the silks feel around her hands

Ashton - hells yeah he likes you!! Silks that launch attacks and he has the war hammer with him?? Talk about double trouble that he will gladly grab a drink with

FCG - Letters absolutely adores you! Calls you the bee’s knees! Trusts you because of how well you and Ashton get along

Vex’ahlia - do not go far from her because you both work so well together!! Your abilities to (gracefully and stealthy) stop enemies in their tracks makes quick work of them

Fearne - there have been occasions on which you’ve helped her swiped some stuff here and there with the silks 😉 but other than that

Mollymauk/Kingsley - which circus were you at? Did you meet before in his past life? He would’ve remembered one like you 😏

Orym - he respects a fellow fighter, being a Tempest Blade and all, and appreciates that someone in the group can (somewhat) be level-headed during the highs and lows of their journey(s)

Laudna - oh she’s excited to meet and talk to you! Stories to swap, you admire and encourage her to be her best self, and you appreciate any doll gifts both giving and receiving

Imogen - was a bit hesitant about you at first but slowly warmed up to you. You, her and Laudna bond over tales from the travels and whenever some excursion gets too hair-brained, she can rely on you for help

Percy - it’s a slow burn crush he has from “I appreciate you” to “I can’t imagine being without you”, man’s is in awe of your power(s) and he’s more than grateful given that it’s saved his life

Nott/Veth - she gets distracted with them and sometimes dons them on like she has a boa, but also pls use them to launch her during attacks because it would look really cool

Essek - out of the Nein, there’s still so much of your story that always surprises him and he notices how every time you talk, you wrap a silk around his wrist

Dorian - as a bard, he admires a fellow “artisan” such as yourself. Growing up was a bit sheltering for him so he’s all ears for all that you have to say about your travels on the road

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magicmindless · 11 months

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Mind giving Robby & Allan related headcanons? 😏

I already made this hc list for Allan a while back ago, but I can make some for Robby

A HC list but it’s just Robby

Yo ho ho This man is in for a treat

- Tough and hardworking like Cori after being saved. He can be really snarky but he also has a nice side with a good sense of humor

- Has a bit of a raspy low voice with a west country-sort of accent, but not exactly like a pirate. He only really sounds like one if he gets pissed off

-(This hc used to make him like SUPER short but I wasn’t thinking about him in comparison to others so now he’s around 5,7”)

- Doesn’t like shaving because otherwise people think he looks young

- Ever since being saved he’s learned to cook so that he doesn’t have to rely on takeout. The first time he tried however he somehow burnt a piece of steak to a crisp while simultaneously leaving the inside completely raw. He got food poisoning. Thankfully he’s learned over time and his cooking is decent enough to taste good and not kill anyone

- He started working out because of Captain Cori, wanting to gain muscle like she did. He doesn’t often get the time, but he goes to the gym 2-3 times a week

- He doesn’t like a lot of things. Shrimp for example, he doesn’t like because he had to ration and eat that almost everyday and he got sick of it (also reminds him of being stranded)

- Also scared of thunderstorms, and despite being good at swimming, he doesn’t like the thought of drowning

- Yet he really likes the beach for some reason, and never stopped liking it

- His favorite things to watch on tv are sports, mainly baseball and hockey (though he only watches hockey if Allan’s in the games)

- Like mentioned with Allan, he, Allan, and Timm are all a tight friend trio who is always causing trouble, also known by everyone as “the 3 stooges”

- Likes card games in general, his favorite being cards against humanity

- For some reason pets never seem to have a good impression of him at first. Cooper’s cat scratched him when he tried to pet it, Prudence’s dog hid under the couch and growled at him if he tried getting near it, and one of Mary’s pugs barked at him if he tried to get close while the other bit him

- Good at being frugal and being resourceful

- Most of the clothes he owns are seconds-hand from the thrift store “Lovely Leftovers”. It’s his favorite store and he’s even considered a regular

- You wouldn’t think so but he’s good at escape rooms and small puzzles

- Learned sea shanties while working for Captain Cori and will sometimes sing, whistle, or hum them in his free time

- Likes old classic stories like Frankenstein and stuff from Edgar Allan Poe. He even likes fairytales. Not the nice versions the gruesome ones

-Okay this is extra but how do you like this song with Allan x Robby?

-Acoustic version of the same song because idk which one I like better

TW: Child abuse, depression, scarring and PTSD past this point (there’s only like a few hcs left but this is here just in case)

- Robby’s parents were abusive towards him when he was young. His mom didn’t care about him and his dad was very alcoholic. Because of this he fell into a deep depression during adulthood with no motives

- He had to be put in the hospital for a while after being rescued from the island due to his state. He’s still taking therapy for PTSD

- Besides emotional scarring he also has a lot of physical scars from being stuck on that island which are still visible. He’s not exactly proud of them but they’re there to stay

#sorry if this hc list got a bit dark btw #look I’m kínda just wondering how this man is stable #still hope you like them #asks #doodly-monk #papa louie #papa louie headcanons #papa Louie Robby

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youngeditor1999 · 10 months

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I feel like a spiritual sequel to “80 for Brady” would be “Draft Dodgers for Rodgers” in which 4 ancient hippies from the Vietnam era (Steve Buscemi, Geoffrey Rush, Al Pacino, John Goodman) sneak across the border from Canada in an attempt to watch fellow hippie Aaron Rodgers get to his second Super Bowl at age 54. Martin Kove plays a hard nosed yet incompetent cop trying to catch them. Bakh and Cobb are there too. Christopher Walken makes an appearance because it’s that kind of movie. There’s at least 1 extended ayahuasca hallucination scene. Everybody ends up getting covid

Alright, anon, here I am, ✨FINALLY✨ publishing your amazing and funny idea!!!

It took me a minute (ok, a few days...👀🤭😜💓) because I wanted to find clips and pictures for all of everything you have describe. 😊🌟💯🔥

First and foremost, I would so go see this movie if it were real. (For context, I saw 80 for Brady the weekend it was released because of course I did 😅💞)

This idea overall sounds silly, entertaining a.f. and all around like a good time!!

To add onto your idea:

It would at least have to be rated PG-13, especially because of the ayahuasca hallucination scene. I also suspect that there will be a bit of swearing, heavy partying and drinking, too. PLUS not to mention that they are on the run from the law and that will provide a whole 'nother set of mischievous/dubious acts. 😏😉😝

Real quick, for those who might not know, this is what Google says the definition of "ayahuasca" is:

"A South American psychoactive and entheogenic brewed drink traditionally used both socially and as a ceremonial or shamanic spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin, and more recently in North America and Europe."

(In other words, hippie tea 😅☮️🫖🍵)

Now, as for who's gonna direct this amazing monstrosity, I have pulled together three options.

There's Kyle Marvin, who directed 80 for Brady.

Then I have Peter Segal, who directed two of my personal favorites, Tommy Boy and 50 First Dates.

Last but not least, there's Dennie Gordon as an option. Dennie was the director of the first Joe Dirt movie (comedy writer Fred Wolf directed the second).

Either one of these three would be wonderful and would understand that there is a more deeper heart and soul in the middle of this otherwise goofy flick. (:

Anon, you and I seem to understand each other, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that we can be co-screenwriters and executive producers for this!!!

If we really were out to make this, that is. 🤭😊🤓

ALSO!!! Draft Dodgers for Rodgers is an EXCELLENT title; I love it a lot and am really proud of you for coming up with this title (and the idea in general, of course!!)!!

Now, before moving on to everything else, I must discuss this film's soundtrack.

Clearly there's gonna be a lot of classic rock and older country tunes because that's the era that these men are from.

The classic rock is not gonna be anything too rough/screamy/meataly, though...I'm primarily thinking about stuff from the mid 60's and most of the 70's. Cover songs from and during this era are absolutely acceptable. 😌

Also, because this is an Aaron Rodgers movie, there has got to be a few Taylor Swift songs mixed in as well!!

I don't know if he can, but Aaron can try to pick put his top three tracks from each album/era as songs to possibly put into the overall end product.

And you know what, while we're at it...

Dolly Parton recorded a new, original song specifically for 80 for Brady so whose to say that Taylor couldn't do the same for this movie?!

Her fans, Aaron included, would be very likely to love it, no matter what it sounds like. (:

Now, to address all of your points...!!

I'd like to take a moment to share the other ask you sent me after I wrote this (the first post, hehe).

Replacing Geoffrey Rush with Jeff Bridges was a really great call; I'm so glad that you remembered Aaron's obsession with The Big Lebowski and the exact sweater that he copied from that movie!!! For everyone's viewing pleasure, here is Aaron wearing said sweater next to a still of Jeff's character (named The Dude) wearing the sweater.

Also, I wouldn't be me if I didn't find pictures of the rest of this hypothetical cast, just so that everyone knows for sure what these guys look like.

Top Left: Jeff Bridges

Top Right: Al Pacino

Middle Left: Steve Buscemi

Middle Middle: John Goodman

Middle Right: Martin Kove

Bottom Left: Christopher Walken

(And yes, that is a picture of Geoffrey Rush (bottom right) because even though Jeff Bridges replaced him, people still deserve to know he looks like in case they don't!!)

Additionally, saying that Weird Al should perform his Jeopardy Song was brilliant!! Fans of Aaron know that he loves Jeopardy and even got the chance to participate in some game, as seen here and here. (He also had the opportunity to host once, but the only clip that I could find of that was this. 😩)

P.S.-Here is the Jeopardy song for those who don't know it 🙂

THIS IS PART ONE!!!

I'm gonna reblog for Part Two because I have a few more pictures to share but for some reason, Tumblr won't let me add any more photos to this current post. 😒🙄☹️

#asks #askbox #anon #asked and answered #Aaron Rodgers #Draft Dodgers for Rodgers #This is gonna be so long but it'll be worth it!!! :D #Jeff Bridges #Steve Buscemi #Al Pacino #John Goodman #Christopher Walken #Weird Al #Jeopardy #80 for Brady #movies #films

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noxsoulmate · 5 months

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Hi it's your Tarlos Secret Santa checking in.

I just wanted to check a couple of things with you about your prompts to help me out.

For the meet cute how do you feel about an AU meet cute or do you prefer in Canon/ canon adjacent? Also what part of a meet cute specifically are you thinking....I'm kinda struggling a bit to come up with something.

And for the fantasy/fairytale au prompt is there anything in particular you really really don't want. Like specific fantasy shows or movies that are just really no go's?

Hope you have a great day 😊

Hii 😍🎅 so sweet of you to check in with me - I'm sorry it took me a bit to get back to you, it was my dad's 70th birthday yesterday so... lots of RL stuff going on.

Anyway, let's get to your questions:

The meet-cute setting

I'm a big fan of meet-cutes (or even meet-uglies) in general, no matter the setting. I do love the canon world our two boys live in but if there's an AU you've always been meaning to write, I'm only all too eager to read it. If you would force me to decide 🤔 mhh, I guess currently, a cute AU with canon undertones would be my first choice. But truly, go in whichever direction you prefer cause I'll love reading it either way.

What part of a meet-cute am thinking

Oh, that's a tough question 🤔 I do like those where they meet "in action", either helping/saving each other (like, imagine Carlos saving the paramedics in S2E8 and this is how Tarlos meets) or a third person (for example, if the incident with the bus driver in the season 1 finale would've been their first meeting), but I also love fluffy stuff, like both of them reaching for the last donut on display or whatever. Also very cute: the ones where an animal or a kid is the reason for them meeting for the first time... Buttercup running up to a stranger (Carlos)? Carlos' nephew falling off a tree and a cute stranger helping cause he's a paramedic? Yeah, these kinds of things 🥰 But please know that all these examples just came to me right now - you're not obligated to use any of them, they're just here to show you the kind of things I like.

no-no fantasy/fairytales

Honestly, not that I can think of. I love the world of fantasy and fairytales... maybe not the dark undertones and "deeper darker meanings" (yes, I studied those at university, don't make the same mistake) but the general plot of quests that have to be conquered, of being able to overcome struggles so that it all always reaches a happy end, of the couple coming out of any obstacles victoriously - you know, something positive compared to our cruel world 🙂

I also often love how the couple meets for the first time in most fairytales, so writing a nice meet-cute in a fairytale setting would totally be an option 😏

Generally, I just want you to have fun with creating this story - if there's something you feel isn't what you would normally write, don't force yourself just for me. Write anything you like and I'm 100% positive I will love it 🥰 just the thought of someone creating something for me is amazing as is.

I hope this helps, if you do need me to be more direct with a prompt, let me know, otherwise I'll see you in a few weeks and can't wait to find out who you are 🥰🥰🥰

🎅🎅🎅

#tarlos secret santa 🎅#sweet anon ask

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majaloveschris · 1 year

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I wish more blogs would post exactly what you did. I follow you because I want to follow the updates on Chris and this shitshow. I go back and forth between real and PR, but I’m mostly on PR. Too many things that just don’t make sense for this to be a real relationship. I follow many blogs and just stay out of the fighting between them. I know this isn’t going to happen, but I wish all the mods got along. I understand why they don’t and it’s not my place to tell someone to get over it and to get along either. There’s been some hurtful things that have happened. I don’t agree with with everyone but that’s ok by me. I don’t need to agree to enjoy reading someone’s blog. If someone believes it’s real well ok then. It doesn’t matter to me.

I wish that we just focused on Chris and his drama/gossip instead of the fandom in fighting and just be ok that others have a different opinion. Some believe real, some believe PR, some aren’t sure. It’s ok to disagree without being accusatory or nasty to people. I don’t like seeing any of the mods upset.

I know many have sources but since so many claim to have sources (but also I understand why they can’t share their sources or proof for the fact they’ll lose their source) I don’t know who actually does or doesn’t. Honestly it doesn’t matter to me. I really don’t care to question sources all that much. I’m ok with saying to myself ‘I don’t believe it’ but I don’t feel the need to lash out because I don’t believe it. I appreciate when someone backs it up with proof but don’t feel the need to demand that proof either. I appreciate all the mods who share their content so I have stuff to read on my downtime. That’s all I’m looking for here. I stay out of the way otherwise besides a couple of asks here and there. And I’ve learned there’s some blogs it’s best not to send asks in at all. I’ll just respectfully read along and not bother them.

I like when mods share things so I can keep up. Not trying to piss off anyone here as I don’t want to get blocked because I actually enjoy reading everybody’s takes on this whole thing. I focus on the Chris content. But it does make me sad seeing mods upset and hurt.

Thanks for being respectful of others opinions, and thanks for your blog!

Agree, but unfortunately, that will never happen. We all have different opinions and views, which is okay. I've never had problems with blogs or people because they think it's real or not, but because they were disrespectful or said really disgusting stuffs. I try to distance myself from people and blogs who make me feel anxious or on edge, and I think other people should do the same. Until people express their opinions with respect towards other mods, and people like Chris, Alba, etc., there isn't anything wrong with that. I sometimes tell a light joke, but I always try to remain respectful, even towards people I can't stand, like Justin, for example 😏😂

I get why a lot of mods don't share their sources, but I also get that it's hard to believe something you don't have proof of. I always say not to believe everything you read online because anybody can make anything up, so when I share something I was told by someone, I always try to make sure they back it up with info, even if it's just a few screenshots of messages and etc., but I understand if somebody doesn't believe in what I share, but I would never share my sources private info.

My inbox is always open, so feel free to share your take on things. I can't share every single ask but I always read all of them. 😊

Thanks for sharing and being here! ❤️

#majaloveschris #cevans-love

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benevolentcannibal · 8 months

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give us more yo-yo headcanons pls i’m begging!!! those SMILES in that last artwork??!! how did they get there after the arrangement?!!!

lol I see you've caught the yo-yo sickness 😏

That image is probably in year three or four of their marriage

They basically got used to each other and Yorin gave the Onion some attention.

Most of their relationship has been influenced by the rp's but one time about a year after their marriage Yonji returned to Germa badily injured after a mission went wrong and Yorin was more shocked than anything because that never happens. They were very frustrated because no one bothered to tell them anything =/ let alone what was wrong. she stayed by his bedside till he woke up and BOI howdy he was shook. No one's ever there when they wake up from surgery. Onion was so confused, surely his wife had better places to be.

Yorin freets over him a lil, annoyed he's shocked she's here at all and tells him he's not indestructible and that's ok even if he's suppose to be the strong one

Another cute thing that's happened early on is that Yonji's impossible to sleep next to because he's tossing and turning, taking the covers, sliding off the bed etc. At her wits end with his foolishness she convinces him to cuddle and like magic he sleeps soudly for the first time. Onion’s all confused cause WTF is that, he's not a child doesn't need to hold onto wife like a needy kid 😐

Yorin's freaky in bed and after a few months they finally get this large package from home that has their huge collection of sex toys. Hubby walks in on them organizing it and he's curious but also pretty vanilla. She's got dildo's, whips, rope, nipple clamps, sounding rods, the works. Yonji's put off by all this stuff cause it's a lot to take in but Yorin teases him with some rope offering to tie him up (: knows hubby's nipples are sensitive so was going to give him one of those nipple agitating harness and assures him no one would know. Plus if he didn't like it could just come back and she'd untie him

Another time when they were going to get kinky Yorin could tell Yonji was getting angsty and overwhelmed and told him all the things she'd do to him she's had done to her and knows how to tie the knots, how hard to hit and assured him if he didn't like anything she'd stop with their safe word. Actually talking about consent on Germa is unheard of.

Their relationship slowly just started to change, Yorin verbally checking in to make sure Yonji was comfortable with things and giving him a sense of agency. wasn't like she planned to be mean to him but when they are alone he's way more chill. Yorin speaks to him like she's seen her mother talk to her father and Yonji being more or less honest to a fault just starts to click. Yorin's also a little older so she's more patient and very stern. Onion needs the reinforcement otherwise he’d run circles around em. Being the youngest, no one's ever really cared about Yonji's opinion so it's a change of pace for sure. They really just were around each other 🥺 Yonji even wanting to be around wife instead of bothering with his brother's after a mission. Tired, wife is soft.

I also like to think that Yorin doesn't like when Ichiji or Niji just yell at him. He doesn't care, he's used to it so wife telling his other brothers not to talk to him like that is ??? confusing.

Yo-Yo don't really butt heads. Yonji may try to avoid answering but the longer they're around each other the easier it becomes for Yorin to read him. (happens to Ichiji too and he doesn't like it)

All this is happening before the dark saga sets in after the kids get older. We plan on them being born pretty tough and strong already. Yorin has explained to them that dad's different from them and doesn't experience most emotions. The kids still love their dad and want to play with him when he's around which Yonji indulges.

I was thinking of this one time after burning this island to the ground, Yonji and the oldest are on the beach like in that one yatsuba comic. The baby is collecting rocks with him and having a nice lil time. even finds some burned bone fragments (: dark but ya know. The kids KNOW Germa is in the war business, Yorin saw no point in hiding it from them because it's literally all around them. But when the kids really start showing their strength and damage resistance Judge gets to thinking 🤔 knows in the contract he can't experiment on the kids but .... what's a few tests. Can't hurt to take some blood and see. Tells Yonji to bring them down to the labs and babies are scared cause they've never been to this part but dad's there and he seems fine with it.

The kids get stronger as they age and Judge wants to start giving them implants, Yonji hearing this doesn't know why but he doesn't like the idea and tries to put it off cause once something's replaced it's gone forever.

Yorin ends up finding out about these experiments and leaves, no outburst, no letter, she's just gone.

Slowly Yonji begins to realize something's missing. The kids aren't there to greet him from a mission. His room is quiet and his bed is empty. Surely he can't miss his wife and kids =/ that's dumb.

That's about the gist of what's happened and what's planned.

This is leaving out all of yorin's interactions with the others because ooooweee she's not as nice to those freaks.

Reiju and Yorin do have girl time tho (:

#yorin oc #cannibal ask #very long but a lots happen

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