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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 months
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i once said as a joke to a girl i was dating that 90% of my personality came from the percy jackson book series and she super earnestly responded "yeah i can tell"
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nerdpoe · 5 months
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Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?
He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.
He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.
He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.
So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.
It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.
He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.
To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.
So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.
Which.
No. No no no no no.
Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.
He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.
If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.
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loktauri · 2 months
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Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes
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h00d13d09 · 3 days
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How Tommy acts and talks with Eddie: 😎🤜🤛
How Tommy acts and talks with Buck: 🥰😊😏
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rainymoodlet · 9 months
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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸
[Ep. Nine] Something Familiar!
I don’t wanna know, just what I’m gonna do… I don’t care where you’re goin’ - I’m comin’ along with you.
First Rose, and now our very First Kiss of the season!? 💋 Congratulations, Daíthi! 🥂 @buglaur
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#ts4#ts4 screenshots#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 bachelor challenge#;kmik#sim: daniel#daithi murray by buglaur#||#losing. my. MIND 🤪🤪🤪 THIS MAKES ME SO CRAZY THESE CAPS MAKE ME SOOOO#daniel breaking out his personal portable record player 👀 dan bringing along his kings of leon vinyls 👀#this man has some yt ass music taste im sorry#but oh my GOD#they chatted and danced together for the rest of the night 🥹 they sat by the fire and#cracked beers and told stories and talked about their lives and#enthused about beer brewing and the fitness skill fhdhdh#dai is the life of the party when he starts to feel himself and it totally showed!!!#daniel is more than a little enamored with his energy fhdhdh#he wanted to kiss him right out of the gate 🥹 dhshdhs#i can’t even fhdhd i can’t FUNCTION#some of my favorite shots of the whole show are in these dates i swear man#!! I COULD LOOK AT THESE ALL DAY look @ that muscle shirt on him mwah#i’m at a bday dinner for family so i’ll be home later!! 💕#also blame the rng gods/daniel for dai being our first guy a lot okay its not MEEEE 😩#they have a lot in common but they also differ in their active/laziness just enough like#daniel finds daithi incredibly charming and he’s enraptured by everything he says fhdhd#river mattodore is correct in saying that dan is a listener 💕 he always has been!!#but it also serves as the perfect smokescreen of not talking about himself 👀#so we’ll see how that goes as the challenge advances mwehehehe
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🌹Your Valentines🌹
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Bonus: Wes gifting roses to his bandmates😢🥰
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designernishiki · 1 year
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kiryu sitting haruka down for a really important talk and looking nervous but deeply serious about it and when he finally speaks he gives an honest and vulnerable admission that upon much self reflection, as unlikely as it may seem, as shocking as it may come, he is, in fact, gay, and he hopes this doesn’t make her feel any distress or discomfort in-part due to the implication that he likely didn’t have romantic feelings for her mom, he did care very very much for her regardless of labels, and so on and so on. and she lets him give this lengthy emotional confession that goes on for like twenty minutes before he finally goes dead silent anxiously anticipating her response. and she’s just like. uncle kaz I really appreciate you opening up to me like this and I’m really proud of you for accepting yourself for who you are. but me and every other kid at morning glory figured this out like 10 years ago
#he’s shaking he’s on the verge of tears and she’s just sitting there like. should I act shocked? this clearly means so much to him but#i feel like saying ‘uncle kaz. its not that subtle. you were a bachelor taking care of a bunch of adoptive kids with no interest#in women whatsoever for years. i already know. most people close to you already suspected.’ is a bit anticlimactic#I think about this a lot#cause realistically she would probably be the first person to open up to about it#unless he miraculously put together through Obvious Context Clues that daigo and mine were a Thing (probably YEARS after the fact though)#and then went and asked daigo about it. which would be hilariously awkward and id pay money to see it#he’s so bad at reading the room and like. getting social cues. I feel like he’d finally get a moment where he’s alone with daigo in his#office and would strike right as daigo’s about to make casual conversation like#‘so how have you b–‘ ‘daigo-san do you like men’#with his typical stoic intense look on his face. poor daigo that’d be mildly terrifying. also the funniest thing he could possibly do#kiryu#haruka#rambling#kazuma kiryu#haruka sawamura#yakuza#amusing follow-up to the initial idea with haruka. he eventually calms down and is relieved and whatnot and says to her kinda casually#‘I’m not sure if I’m ready to tell anyone else. except maybe majima. I’ve been able to trust him for decades with just about anything and I#know he’d never be judgmental–‘ and haruka’s sitting there like. oh god do I have to tell him. someone’s gotta tell him.
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hihijayne · 1 year
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If ryan were to drop a tell all book I would gladly purchase one and that's all I have to say lmao
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poemgender · 11 months
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spider pip! dead at 19 :3c!!!
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madhushala · 6 days
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#the more i stay around people the more i want to become like them out of spite#because i was so surprised these people are at least 24-26 years age some even did a minor bachelor's before coming here#some have completed post grad and then joined#like aren't you all too fucking old to act that immature#i grew so resentful of everyone how they keep on doing the worst low man shit and then victimize themselves#hypocrites full of shit they don't want to hear the truth#i know no one has the audacity to take a fight with me on here because they know im the youngest here#not because im the youngest but because im better#the girls frown upon me because i don't hear their low mindset humorless jokes and pointo out where they fall short#oh [my irl name] youre so stiff hamesha kami kyun nikalti rahti ho hamesha baat kaatne ki aadat hai learn to take a joke#mazaak hi to kar rahe hain kya yaar#ive cried so many times because i feel suffocated here and out of hate i want to act immature selfish hypocrite too so i do#i become self centered and look into my needs#but everyday bcg shows me how one stays firm in mindset even amidst surrounding of shit people#he points out to me all the time when i start acting like them he says why aren't you trying to rise above#i say ham bhi karte hai na unn chutiyon jaisa behave kyunki unhe unhi ki language mei samajh aata hai#achha ban kar honest banne se kuch nahi milta yaha#but he knows his stuff#he never does these things#however much i let evil thoughts take upon i get astounded everyday how he's practicing his rightful his honesty even tho no one's looking#it makes me want to cry#i hope he gets so ahead in life i hope he stands at the podium one day on a stage and deliver speeches where people actually can see him#like he sees the orator that come to attend our unis gatherings and says everytime kuch to baat hoti hai inn logon mei#i hope he achieves whatever he wants i hope he gets ahead of everyone all this fucking corruption#its not that he's done anything that im applauding he tries his best#and maybe teachers see that too all in class they're only looking at him and teaching they know#do you know how fucking hard it is not get corrupted in this uni and become one of those assholes that have done things unimaginable#im inspired everyday ill try my best to be like him#i do not just want to praise him i want to become someone he doesn't have to say fir tum bhi vahi karogi to kya farq reh jaayega#kuch bada nahi hota logon ki roz roz ki choti choti aadaton se pata chal jaata hai vo kaise hain
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rocker-socks · 8 months
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The way the "Brucie" persona falls apart with the slightest in universe digging because DC hates timeliness that make sense leads me to wonder how many people genuinely think Bruce just gave himself a lobotomy.
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#because like. bruce dropped out of med school and then did up to 1-3 years of training around the world right#but bruce ALSO adopted dick when bruce himself was pretty young right?#so like lets say 25 at max bc your twenties are a goddamn nightmare but you dont really have the excuse of youth at 26#so. if bruce graduated hs at 18 that would be 4 years for bachelors right and then lets say 2 years of med school before dipping#and then add anywhere from one to tbree years for training#lets also say a six months to a year of going out as batman#and uh oh. you hit the 'youre in the later part of your twenties.'#so bruce is a smart cookie#lets say he did he bachelors in 2 years and then tbe med school#then lets do a year for training and it puts him at 23 turning 25 when he took dick in#which works#but also - that means itd be very easy information to acess. graduating in 2 years and then getting into med school#is like... a big deal? you cant just fake that. money cant just do that. his professors and classmates and friends would remember him#the uni/college he went to would deffo brag about having bruce as an alumni#bruces incompetent playboy himbo manslut act kinda doesnt mesh well with that like. at all.#and you know bruce was a weird fucking kid as well#okay time to bring tags to close all im saying is that there has to be a non inconsequential amount of people#who believe bruce wayne gave himself a lobotomy during a grief fueled mental breakdown in med school and the reason he acts Like That is#because of brain damage
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pechadream · 6 months
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Women <3<3<3 (The sequel)
Previous designs (Penny and Haley)
⚠  Do not repost my art or I will come after your kneecaps  ⚠
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It's kinda funny, cause with fanon, people always like to say it happened like this:
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Or people like to say it happened like this:
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And it's always a tossup which people choose. I just find it very amusing to see which type of person people are. Tag what kinda person you are.
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mainfaggot · 13 days
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had a moment of whimsy followed by a moment of genuine irritation
#i went outside for 20 mins bc i felt like crawling out of my skin and thought swinging alone in the windy weather would maybe help me calm#down just a bit. like a little tiny bit#for the first 5 mins i felt like my heart would burst from the anxiety of being in my neighborhood and ppl seeing me through their windows#i get so weird about existing in public (has an anxiety disorder)#i started swinging aggressively and started calming down a bit#then this little kid got onto the swing next to me and his dad started pushing him#and i could hear the kid laughing through my headphones blasting music#i started smiling without realizing and then made eye contact w the kids dad while smiling 😭#and tjen i took off my headphones bc i felt obligated to say hello just to be polite idk!#and i was like aww how old is heee so cute#the kid was 5#and then the dad was like how about yourself? i went: im 20 haha#and he was like. Oh? i thought you were like 12 years old. 🤨#PLEASE?#and then i was like haha yeah! i get that a lot! (no i don't?)#im actually a uni student#and he asked me what i was studying so i said psych#and he was like yeah youll need a masters there arent any jobs in that with just a bachelor's#and i was like I know right! ill probably get a PhD haha the job market is so horrible!#and then he was like so you live at home? and i was like yeah its so much cheaper!#and then awkward silence i said nice to meet u and got the fuck out of there#like why did he have to tell me i needed a masters Bitch I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW my life is already falling apart dont remidn em 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#it was way more wholesome when i jjst smiled silently at him and his cute ass chuld#z.post
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rainymoodlet · 9 months
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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸
[Ep. Ten] A Night on the Town!
You’re gonna go, I know - ‘cause the free wind is blowing through you hair, and the days surround your daylight there…
These two went on into the early morning! There’s only one proper way to finish an all-night bar crawl, after all - greasy food and first kisses! 🥹 Congratulations, Fabian!
@rebouks
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jeellyjams · 3 months
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Shane told me he watered some of the crops and gave Beck my cat water too (yes i name my animals after tron characters are we surprised)
Shane. buddy. all the crops are hooked up to sprinklers
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